#did not mean to yell lmao

[tonberry-yoda]

Oohhh I missed that post! I’m sorry you felt that way. I think your writing is amazing and I’d love to put Morisuke Yaku in as a request for that character event.

How are you? Here it snowed today so I feel a lot more christmasy~ 🌻🎄

OMG hello!!! <333 It's totally fine! I have gotten back in the swing of things, so that's super nice. I finally figured out how I want my requests to operate in a way that won't stress me out, but will still be fun for everyone! thank you for your care as always! <333 I am really good! it's been snowing a bit here as well, but because of global warming and all that, it's been a lot less then past years! but because you said that, i had to base your fic around the snow! i really hope you love it and have an amazing day! stay hydrated!! <333 (sorry this intro was so long lmfaoooo)

Snow - Yaku

Pairing - Yaku x reader

Warnings - TOOTH ROTTING FLUFF FRFR

Word Count - 373

Notes - thank you so much for the request! again, you are such a kind soul and your kind words always mean so much to me. i've just been a softy lately with you guys because you have been nothing but kind to me so thank you for that <3 i hope everyone enjoys and has a wonderful day!! <3333

"You know, Yaku," you handed him a cup of hot chocolate and looked out at the snow covered earth. "It's pretty nice when it snows around here."

"It is. It's actually peaceful if I do say so myself." Yaku gladly took the hot chocolate from you and wrapped an arm around you looking at a nearby lit up tree.

"Peaceful you say?" You giggled and turned around to find Kuroo yelling at Kenma for playing video games past his bedtime. It still didn't make you hate going on these silly volleyball trips with the team.

"Well as peaceful as it can be." Yaku set down his mug and pulled you into his arms before opening a nearby balcony door and pulling you out to the snowy world and away from the heated hotel room.

"Oh my god! No Yaku! It's freezing!!" You laughed and tried to pull out of Yaku's arms, feeling goosebumps form on your arms already.

"I mean, it's nicer out here, huh?" Yaku let go of you and slipped off his hoodie handing it to you. "We'll just be out here for a moment, okay? I just wanted to watch the snow up close."

You pulled the hoodie over your head and pulled Yaku into your arms. "The snow is pretty peaceful... I can't believe we aren't going to do this in a couple of years."

"What do you mean?" Yaku rubbed your arms to warm you up a bit and kissed you on your cold nose.

"Just... we're not going to be going on these volleyball trips forever, you know?"

"Woah... got all deep on me there, y/n."

"Sorry." You admitted, wrapping your arms around the back of his neck.

"No, don't apologize. I know what you mean. But that's why we enjoy it now, right?"

You nodded and placed a kiss right under his eye. "Yeah, you're right. Plus, I think you're stuck with me for a while, Yaku."

"That's right, you told me when we were kids that we were going to get married, right?"

You giggled and nodded. "Can't break a promise, right?"

"I guess not." Yaku pressed his cold lips to yours as Kuroo was definitely laughing at you both through the glass door.

~~~~~

haikyuu masterlist --- pinned post

@tonberry-yoda

#THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE #writing #fanfic #fanfiction #my writing #<3 #did not mean to yell lmao #i just really had a lot of fun <3 #request #hakyuu!! #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #yaku #haikyuu yaku x reader #yaku x reader #Morisuke Yaku #Morisuke Yaku x reader #haikyuu fluff #<333 #thank you all for being so kind ily

[lumensuperbis]

pictured: two men who are being SO sneaky 😂

#personal #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #zolu #zoro #luffy #i mean they're right luffy did have to fuck them up for the red bean soup thing #zoro however could have USED A FUCKING DOOR #well he's zoro so actually probably not he would have gotten lost lmao #also love how kid is yelling at them for making a scene then loses his shit and also busts through a wall as soon as he hears apoo 🤣 #law was absolutely right about the lot of them

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit. #this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!! #my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried. #i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick) #& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle) #OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

[starlooove]

No bc fuck tim but it really really bothers me how people ignore his growth like he used to be an asshole and I’ll give tim Stans one thing: now he’s so so so stale but what I disagree with is that this staleness is bc nobody likes him like it’s in fact the exact opposite where everyone likes him so much they dont want to do anything. Even when it’s him surface level challenging Bruce it’s when everyone else is doing it too; but he’s still the backbone of the fam! Etc. and it’s so irritating bc him gaining more compassion and empathy even for people he doesn’t fw is so fun to watch and that’s why the captain boomerang thing was so out of character! (Not in a from the author way but in a tim wouldn’t do that and he and Bruce both knew it which is why it went down like it did. Same way dick killing joker was ooc; not in fanon sense but in a he would hate himself forever for this sense) and speaking of that it’s such an interesting mirror to Bruce who genuinely believes that everyone can grow vs Tim’s it doesn’t matter if they grow it’s not my decision to make like it’s the same but it’s not AND WITH CASS’ IT DOESNT MATTER IF THEY CHOOSE NOT TO GROW I WONT DO IT! like ugh. And anyways even when people acknowledge it they boil it down to “Janet and Jack taught him that the capitalist pigs that they are” like no. This is who tim was. Tim was the kind of guy who’d blame a dead kid for dying. That’s ok. Also Janet and Jack? Please reread anything involving them that’s not a fic like Jack had anger issues and they were both aloof at worst like relax.

#the Jack and Janet thing is both an understatement and an exaggeration but I don’t think anyone reads enough to care #some tim stan might get all pissy and be like ‘no look this is everytime jack yelled at him and boarding schools are abusive’ to which #and its like narratively that means nothing bc the tim you made up to justify the Drake parents you made up by blowing shit out of #proportion is also made up and if all of that was abusive there’d be smth to show for it besides ur homophobic Jack #too girlboss to care but still terrible Janet bc god forbid a woman have a personality from ur fics #anyways that’s also the reason I’m ignoring the council of spiders #well two reasons #first is that was just a moment to make tim look cool and did absolutely nothing for him or his character moving on #like at all #I’d say it fucked with his previous established dislike of killing for his own reasons #and while that COULD be interesting it’s not bc they didn’t do shit with it #and fanon doesn’t do fun shit with it either #nothing about how tim in his most manic state did shit he doesn’t want to remember shit he’d HATE other ppl for #just “’remember what I did to ur base Ra’s? mess with me again and see what I do next 😼’ #like ok can you be real and genuine? #anyways I think #AND NOT IN A HATER WAY #Tim would benefit from being humbled #like genuinely I detest the world can’t move without tim running it but the idea that tim thinks that way is so good to me #and #I think next step being him realizing that’s not true would be a BIG push for his character #bc like I said tim Stans are right in the fact that he’s stale as hell rn #but that’s bc there’s nothing to say bc there’s nowhere to go! y’all want a tim action story where he shows off how badass he is reread #the Bruce quest and maybe it’ll remind you he’s not ceo lmao but anyways there’s nothing internal to say about him atp bc nobody wants to #say anything that’s not propping him up. same with Bruce! Gotham war was such a copout but it’s like ppl are saying he’s stale and it’s bc #god forbid he makes a lasting fumble. and I’m not under the illusion this is new I’m just saying it’s weird that fandoms not clocking it #anywayyys I really do like thinking about the No killing rule and how different it manifests for each perosn #like the way each distinct difference tells u so much about them #UGH ONLY SLIGHTLY RELATED BUT DUUUUUKE BEING LIKE IDGAF ABOUT GUNS LIKE UR SO REAAAL #anyways enough tim positivity for today FUCK THAT NIGGA!

[canongayermo]

criminal that we didn’t get a conclusion scene for guillermo and nandor after all that

#legit the last thing we saw was nandor cheering holding guillermo’s ‘dead body’ #and I know airing time is important and they can’t film everything I feel like that would be important to wrap up #does that mean they’ll address it in the next episode immediately? probably not #episodes don’t usually pick up right where the last one left off unfortunately #like I NEED TO KNOW HOW THE REST OF THEIR NIGHT WENT DOWN #WHAT WAS THEIR CONVERSATION LIKE #HOW LONG DID NANDOR HAVE TO CARRY HIM #DOES GUILLERMO YELL AT HIM? (rightfully so) #WHAT HAPPENS #i haven’t read wwdits fics in a while but I might have to for this lmao #if anyone writes anything please tell me! #wwdits #the night market #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #what we do in the shadows season 4 #what we do in the shadows #wwdits spoilers #mine

[cobaltfluff]

LETS GO MAHORO ????!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?

#bucchigiri?! #watch and yell #TELL THAT LOSER #and by that i mean both mr ng boy and arajin tbh #LESSGOOOOOOO #girl was literally ready to die #power of a brocon i guess 💀💀 #i dont want anyone saying she was solely standing up to him to manipulate arajin like she did before #to me she was clearly disgusted with them both lol #and especially with arajin for being such a spineless coward #she was like you thought you even had a chance with me ?? you weakass mf?????? #my girl has the bigger balls #ok lmao im gonna stop now

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

and yknow what. saying this as someone who has been in a work environment where i was ACTUALLY the only one who knew what i was doing and i was the only one capable of keeping things running, including the person who was technically in charge of me*:

even if izzy was right. even if izzy was the only one who kept ed's ship actually running. hell, even if lucius, pete, and wee john were actually slacking off when there was important things to be done!!

you do not effectively lead a team by yelling at them and telling everyone how useless they are and how much they suck. you don't get people to get off their ass and do their fucking job by screaming "BITCH" in their face. you don't!! get things done!!! if you just stand there and tell other people what to do!!!!!

*which is v much not the case w izzy and ed but i have seen this written into some fics, for some fucking reason

#sorry i know i said i wasnt arguing that izzy is bad at his job lol #i kept it off that other post bc that's not about how good he is at his job. but man... #having been in the “im surrounded by idiots” only-competent-employee situation everyone describes izzy in #i gotta say that if izzy's job is primarily managing people. he fucking SUCKS at it #txt #meta #mine #og #izzy hands #izzy critical #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd meta #anyway the work experience was retail pharmacy and let me tell you. big-name pharmacies are a fucking shitshow #the turnover was awful so we were always staffed by people who didn't know what they were doing #i was only there for two years but turnover was so fast i ended up being the lead employee somehow #so i was ACTUALLY in charge of making sure people did their jobs. unlike izzy in e5 lmao #and when our pharmacists took vacation we'd have a substitute pharmacist come in and they almost always sucked #sometimes the sub pharmacist was worse at their job than the people who were there on their first day #i was on my feet all day and i was yelled at by customers non-stop and there's literally no way to count people's prescriptions fast enough #especially when you have new employees who count the fucking pills one at a time #and yeah i had a few coworkers who were like. always on their phone or always chatting instead of doing their job #and it was VERY annoying. even when they were nice and i liked them as people i HATED working with them #somehow i found the inner strength to not be a dick to them!! crazy stuff!!!

[hobbitunderthemountain]

nothing like remembering weird nuggets of information and my coworkers are like wtf how do you know this I'm just shouting IDK IDK IDK IM AUTISTIC?!?? LITTLE SHIT LIKE THIS STICKS IN MY HEAD I GUESS????

#we were playing quixort jackbox as like a break team fun thing #jokes on them we got most of them out of order tho xDDDD #they were parts on a boat highest to lowest #or lowest to highest i guess #IM THE ONLY ONE WHO KINDA KNEW THO #I WAS LIKE I LIKE POTC AND OMFD AND YEAH THEY DON'T USE A TON OF THESE TERMS BUT I GUESS MY BRAIN PICKED SOMETHING UP SOMEWHERE IN THERE #we did get some right or kinda right but in the wrong spot #so that's that #also we had been drinking at lunch just beforehand so it was chaos #fun chaos #but i'm just sitting here like 'lmao I just yelled IM AUTISTIC at like 8 of my coworkers in a heated moment' #I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL BUT #work adventures #i may get a little too silly for work after having an alcohol but that's on work for paying for drinks in the middle of the work day #i mean isn't speaking vol regulation also an autistic thing so fjwoeaihoeifhaewfk I'm just proving my point #obligatory *waves at coworker who follows me here* hiiiiiii :3

[bilbao-song]

Elvis TV Guide covers from 1985, 1997, 2001, and 2002.

#elvis #elvis presley #tv guide #classic rock #hsc:misc* #uploads* #wow they really did fuck up the post editor huh #it's been like four months since i made an actual Elaborate post so this is my first real experience #i mean this isnt truly elaborate lmao but i mean like. something beyond just scrounging up an image and shoving it on here #but like. wow that's going to be fun in december!!!!! #anyway!!!!!! i got these at an estate sale where this woman just had a massive collection of elvis ephemera #my mom got a singing christmas elvis THING and some magnets and i got these and a little weird elvis mirror #good shit #i also got a lava lamp and a decidedly un-elvis-related clock #anyway don't yell @ me if this post gets mangled

[boxwinebaddie]

CAN YOU SHARE THE FANART OF YERSEY WITH US?

oh my gosh!! it's simply kyle, ofc; i was just projecting.

and it's this lovely, lovely, talented piece of art drawn by equally lovely and talented mikisuwu! <3 who is actually selling prints, so if you've got some spare change, i'd suggest throwing it their way! i don't get paid for another two weeks ( lame ) but i know the second i do, i'm putting my boyfriend on the inspiration wall by my desk.

also...if you need to chug some water after lookin at that.

Wowza.

listen tho!! *ravenstan vc* pero like!!! the updo with the two curly strands front strands framing his face, all the little freckles, his forearms??? bitch the sweaty yersey face wipe and Washboard Ab Flash combo??? the rosacea??? tHE STAR OF DAVID NECKLACE???

i just...i gotta do it. i have to write basketball yersey.

if i don’t i fear i will literally pass away.

this did so many things to my brain; it's just the right answer. and while rp and i were having insane girlie simp kyle hours, which are 24-fuckin-7 on our cell block, i was talking about that very thing and riles was like, i have a brilliant idea, which resembles all her ideas because she is a genius, and suggested that, similar to how ravenstan plays in celebrity hockey tournaments for charity...

what if u had jers play in a celebrity charity b-ball game?

which...I Know, Right?

they should put my girl on masterchef…

…the way that she's cooking.

but that's not all! she also mentioned that it could be interestin to set it during the ravesey divorce OR post divorce when they're back

...so i had an interesting ~Choice~ to make.

very interesting indeed, darlings.

which normally, is not a difficult one, given that contrary to cooking, my specialty is burning everything to a crisp. i just...me x angst. :)

but dw: i see the angry mob forming in my inbox. like ya, ya, i know i know: boo hiss! nina is so mean and nasty! nina Never lets the boys be happy! >:( we're always in hell, its so hot, we have to drink our tears to get water, yadda, yadda, yadda, tomato, tomato, tomato

( pretty good, right? ;) xx )

sooooooo...i decided to be Kind.

*and the crowd goes wIIIILLLLLD*

bc i figured since we already have the vampire music video para that i will hopefully finish writing at some point ( fml y’all should see my gdocs ) that is a hot mess, emphasis hot, and during the infamous divorce mean old nina cruelly inflicted upon our dear, sweet boys.

i felt that it was only right and fair that you get a little water ( or a lot of water because kyle do be sweating and glistening and pouring an entire water bottle over his head like we're watching bball magic mike and shaking his beautiful lucious hair out like were in a gay loreal hair commercial ) so you can have extremely happy and in love ( everyone clap because kyle can say i love you ) ravenstan and jersey kyle wherein kyle is doing sexc jew jersey basketball jock boy things and stan is bein a rabid kyle fanboy raven in the orange eye shadow and the k choker and the yersey <3 t-shirt & big sign, displayin absolute down horrendous simp behavior in the stan(d)s.

Uncle Nina…Writing Something Nice.

what a novel concept.

*jersey vc* everybody clap for this cocksucka!!!

heeeeelp shsksk. but!!! don’t get too comfortable!! because this a once in a lifetime moment, and don’t worry darlings, it wouldn’t be comfort…

with a little hurt first, would it? ;)

*whumpshot wizard rp vc* nOW I WASNT GONNA SAY YOU SHOULD INJURE SOMEONE BUT SHSKSK

sigh…i can’t believe it.

a fluffy whumpshot from mean-a.

it’s crazy what bad in the best sense of the word ;))))) fan art and a good internet marriage can do to you.

and you, my friends.

stay tuned. <3

-uncle nina, reformed(?) empress of erroneous evil

#wow a hurt comfort nina one shot #i haven’t done that since pep chapter one #and six i guess bc of stans feelings and his hand and his hangover #i already told you guys this but i didn’t get to give you my big evil speech #i love you slutty ripped basketball kyle and simp fanboy pink hair ravenstan #idc if stan is the og celeb he is always on fan behavior #he literally only posts statues so kyle will send back #Cute. #HRJKSSK #please know stan is a pacifist but he does turn into angry mexican mom sharon w the chancla #and will start yelling and whip off the goth boot version of the chancla #i can’t wait for kyle to wave to him #he’s gonna throw up #amazing #Nina Being Nice To The Boys #i mean im gonna hurt them but they’re happy at least #i am ensuring hurt and comfort in the same oneshot #ur welcome #also idk u might get snippets of it #i have 200 labor intensive apps many projects no time and my head is spinning #i never know what to focus on or do idk so it’s all gonna be random #please hold lmao #i can’t believe im writing a fluffy whumpshot #this is my rp pce cosplay emphasis on p(ea)ce #did y’all like my impression of u being pissed at me #classic #ravenstan whenever kyle does anything #please hold me in contempt of basket ball court yersey jersey

[deityofhearts]

I am not ex catholic but I was raised christian but the flavor that’s like “watch these movies about the rapture and listen to me shoot down all your hopes and dreams by reminding you that the world is going to end soon so none of what you’re taking about will ever happen” which I think had an obvious affect on me and my personality

#deity dialogue #ask to tag #sorry i like to joke about this sometimes #my mom was certainly. doing something #also I’d fall asleep in church a lot lmao #i simply did not wanna be awake early as hell listening to the pastor yell about jesus every week ya know? #anyways the child jsut handed me a blue star sticker because it apparently means you’re sad #(she asked how kait and I are feeling and kait said slepey and I said sad)

[spiritofjustice]

the Confederate generalships whenever they got orders from each other during the Seven Days Battles

#psy's no punctuation posts #history tag #i've never read such a maddening series of events #i got to That part in Rebel Yell and i'm just like. you can see that these dudes are so exhausted they can't help but start making #like really obvious and insane mistakes #i mean you know it's bad when you got Lee and Jackson passing out from exhaustion in the middle of whole ass BATTLES #my favorite part was when Lee told Magruder to go attack the Union army and when he did Lee was like 'why did you do that??' #and Magruder was like 'YOU FUCKING TOLD ME TO?!?!?!?!? MULTIPLE TIMES???!?!?' #also Stonewall Jackson getting lost every single fucking day #the fundamental breakdown in communications and understanding is wild #you almost start to feel bad for them but also like. lol. lmao even

[todayisafridaynight]

DID YOU MISS THE EXAM... Either way I can believe in that superstition for a sec I'm so sorry 😭😭😭

NONO I TOOK IT. BARELY. I BARELY TOOK IT. I JUST THOUGHT CLASS WAS GOING TO BE NORMAL BUT NOPE <3<3<3

#snap chats #ngl cried a lil in classs... mightve scribbled a bit on the page.. which has happened before when taking spanish tests LMAO #the rage and anger i felt... oh to punch a wall like i literally just wanted to leave and scream #and i havent felt that kind of anger in a hot minute it was so ugly LMAOOOO so stupid nothing even majorly bad happened #it just the build up ig.... anyways... #I THOUGHT IT WAS WEDNESDAY CAUS EI HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT TOMORROW #AND ASSIGNMENTS ARE USUALLY DUE THE DAY BEFORE THE EXAM BUT. OK. FUCK ME IG #when i finally stopped being a big ol baby i focused on the questions and they weren't actually too hard so im p sure i did fine #it was just... The Emotional Damage of walking in thinking it was gonna be a chill day after Everythin and its like :) No Exams Today :) #the funnier bit is that i literally asked my professor and then she forgot to give me the exam so i had to ask her for it 🧍‍♂️ #right after asking about the exam 🧍‍♂️like i know im unremarkable but you JUST spoke to me.... #my reputation of being the most invisible man continues..... an ironic title to have but ill take it.... #call my ass kellam the way i have to remind people im here <3 fe homies will know what that means and they'll know im right </3 #anyway to end the horrible night. Hopefully. i was gonna get milk from the milk dispenser Because We Have Those #and the milk i usually get was empty so i got the second one and the spout was tilted weirdly so the milk just went backwards #so that was fun. to get. and then a guy tried getting chocolate milk after me and Something happened cause he just yelled the f slur LOL #what a day... it's no one's day today apparently..... #anyway Lesson Learned don't fuck with three's. i don't like the number three it always gives me bad vibes... #did i disclose my Unhealthy relationship with numbres.. i prob did lol.. ima wrap this post up now...

[righteousruin]

I genuinely love and hate that Bane went through this intensely transformative arc in Gotham Knights with meeting his father thanks to Dr. Thompkins and Bruce, and having his life saved by Batman, and it’s meaningful to the point where he’s like ‘I’m not Bane anymore actually’, and then we don’t see him again until two random panels in infinite crisis in which he is just. Out here. Fighting heroes. Zero context between points A and B, go girl give us nothing

#and then they used that one panel of him wrecking a D-Lister for a WHOLE PLOT in checkmate I yell #I don't know what this is but he just showed up and went rawr and then they were like 'bad guy no badding' and he was like 'okay' #just some rando judo guy outfighting bane while he's on venom i can't i cAN'T #like that time magneto was a one-off villain in spider-man and they were like 'yep peter won that fight no contest' aklsdj #i admit i do love this storyline of 'you killed my father AND you rigged an election! those are equally villainous things!' #it's extra funny if you know bane doesn't have to rig anything he quite literally owns the country of santa prisca #It was his price for working for Lex Luthor in Shadow of the Bat -- it's how Batman got him to leave without confrontation #He was like 'okay but when I'm finished with Luthor he's gonna pull this so you can leave now and cash in or you can wait to fight me' #and bane was like 'lmao good point bestie i'm outtie' #sometimes loving comic book villains means knowing that some random title is gonna borrow them to try and make their title character cool #and that's okay #the one that did it best was JSA they wrote bane REALLY well for his little two-issue guest spot #like it felt really relevant to his character he was characterized really well his defeat made sense it was nicely done #ooc #silly hours #Editors Note || Analysis

[yohankang]

btw sorry for the influx of negative posts but this is. literally a life defining moment for me and i'm scared shitless so <3 i'll calm down in a week i just need to be dramatic first

#just burst into tears on my way home 🙃 #just had a realization that therapy really did help me and i am in a better place now. but at the same time #it's really fucking disheartening to realize that if something bad happened you wouldn't be getting any help from your parents. again! #because why would they learn from their mistakes lmao #lately they've been just. so mean to me for no fucking reason. and it's fine usually but not now #i'm like okay! i'm starting my life again! we'll see how it goes #and they're like btw if you fuck up this time you'll be the only one to blame :) also we won't help you because you're an adult :) #like i did not!!! fucking ask!!!! #i did ask for a bit of your support though and got yelled at in return!!! #sometimes i'm just. amazed. like holy shit you guys can be normal but sometimes you're cartoonishly mean. #like i asked my father if he could ask his friend if i could sleep at his place one night. and the response i got? #'until you've proved your worth to me i have no reason to help you' like HELLO. this is. wow #he says shit like that all the time unprompted #he acts like i'm a criminal or something lmao but what i did wrong was dropping out of uni. #after 2 years of fighting with officials about something i had no control over and getting fucked over again and again #like sorry i could not take it anymore! #i restored most of my self-confidence through therapy but this shit sometimes gets to you. yk #godddd i am getting so personal it's fucking embarrassing but i promise it's the last time <3 or i hope so lmao #i just have to survive this week. i will calm down after first 2 days of classes. #and if after that i'll decide i'm not ready yet? then i still have my job and enough time to try again #yeah i'm trying to convince myself at this point abjsvjscjs #k.txt #dl #btw this sounds way dramatic than it actually is so <3 don't you worry about me i'll be back to normal soon

[woofwoof-bitch]

I think the funniest thing about the deviled egg realization is she gave me exactly 2 eggs and then quickly put the rest away. As if that were going to deter me from opening the fridge and getting more myself later, which I just did.

Ma’am i’m a raccoon with the height of a small human those aren’t safe from me anymore.

#She doesn't actually get mad if you eat the food she made #She's nice like that and I try not to eat all her snacks #But when I say she made a ridiculous amount I mean like #3 dozen eggs worth type of ridiculous #So I feel like I am entitled to chow down on the last like 8 eggs there are LMAO #Tyler on the other hand is like me and gets Very Upset if you eat his food #I ate his food the other day bcuz I thought it was hers and Boy I Sure Learned The Next Day #He wasn't yelling but he did just. Straight up mention it lmao like yes sorry I was starving I thought it was hers she shares my b