Typical Sunday Mornings
Just a little funny idea I had to write out. I believe most days of the week are relatively peaceful...until you reach Sunday. Heaven forbid anyone not going to church in this household, a requirement enforced by our favorite priest...
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Pucci: WAKE UP!
Ungalo: *stumbles out of his room in boxer shorts* What the Hell Preacher?! It’s 6 in the God damn morning!
Pucci: DON’T YOU DARE TAKE THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN!
DIO: *walking around nude*
Versace: Old man put some fucking clothes on!
Giorno: *stumbling out in a robe and hair half up in rolling pins* Has anyone seen my hair iron?
Rykiel: *still refuses to get out of bed*
Pucci: Rykiel wake up, we’re going to be late for church!
Rykiel: God has already forsaken me, what’s the point?
Pucci: RYKIEL!
Rykiel: *grumbles and goes under the covers*
Pucci: DIO, go and get your son out of bed.
DIO: Angelo, go and get your brother out of bed.
Ungalo: My name is fucking Ungalo!
Meanwhile, in the bathroom…
Giorno: *focusing on ironing out his hair in front of the mirror*
Versace: *shoving Giorno* Giorno, move out of the way! I’m trying to do my makeup!
DIO: *in the background, showering* Can someone pass me the bodywash?
Rykiel’s room…
Ungalo: Rykiel, get the fuck out of bed! *pulling Rykiel’s feet*
Rykiel: *Holding on tight to the bed frame* Nooooo….
Cut to an interview segment with Terence Darby the Butler...
Darby: The mornings in Lord Dio’s Household are never easy.
Interviewer: …and?
Darby: And what?
Interviewer: It sounded like you were going to say something more.
Darby: No, that’s it. Mornings are never easy in this house *serene smile of internal suffering*
At the front door, Pucci is standing there waiting with DIO...
Pucci: Hurry up we’re going to be late!
Versace: *shoving Giorno* Fucking move it Giorno!
Giorno: *pulling his coat on as he runs downstairs*
Ungalo: *dragging a struggling Rykiel downstairs* Why do we have to go so early again?!
Giorno: Because Pucci’s the priest?
Ungalo: …oh right.
DIO: Rykiel, where are your shoes? Put your shoes on! Versace, for Heaven’s sake, stopping fussing about your make up and hurry up! Ungalo, if you didn’t brush your teeth this morning, I will personally shove soap down your throat! Giorno!... you’re fine darling.
Giorno: Thank you, Padre.
Versace: *scoffs* Daddy’s little girl.
Rykiel: *pulling his shoes on* Um…Giorno’s not a-
Versace: I KNOW WHAT I SAID!
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🥵🥵🥵
I mean guys I’m sorry in advance for people who are offended by this
But
Djakkajwvdjkckcmkdksks pucci is just every possible combination of my kinks how🤤 just how can a man be so fucking hot and fuckable ugggggggh fucking him is my life’s goal😩
I mean guys imagine
Him being fucked from the back in a small dark room in the prison by another prisoner, shyly and a bit impatiently turning his head to tell him hurry up cause he have to be in church on worship time.🥵🥵 Then he just hastily cleans up and in the evening go visit Dio on his bed where the vampire just stares at his body with lustful eyes and immediately knows he’s been fucked by two prisoners today. Pucci also knows that because he did it on purpose to get Dio’s reaction. Dio will call him a little slut under the divine robe. Pucci will blush and be even more horny and reply he believes and serves Dio, not Jesus. Ugggh like complete loyalty and love for his god… omg I need a fic😵💫🥵
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Part 6: Pone Ocean 🦋 (3/3)
- Even though none of DIO’s other sons are unicorns, they all possess somewhat supernatural abilities (which turned more magical once Mantra found them)
- Sky Fly can communicate with bugs, and later on realized he could control them
- Rhapsody, originally a freeloader who would just daydream and stay in his own fantasy world, can now bring those fantasies to life
- Down Under would often find things buried underground- mementos, artifacts, even just things that people lost, which later became the power to dig up actual memories. Mantra found potential in this power especially and believed it would be the key to bringing back DIO (he would have to find another way to do that after D.U. defected)
- The thing with Mantra becoming an alicorn and DIO’s horn is that it’s so much magic, continuously becoming more and more powerful, that it becomes harder and harder to control as well (think to the Tirek episodes when the princesses had to give Twi their magic). There’s not really a certain place Mantra had to reach to “ascend” like in canon, he was mostly stalling till he grew powerful enough to do what he needed to do
- …which would be his downfall. with great power comes great possibility of erasing yourself from the universe apparently
1 / 2 / 3
Phantom Blood / Battle Tendency / Stardust Crusaders / Diamond is Unbreakable / Golden Wind / Stone Ocean
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