Storm's been hitting us hard now for about 48 hours.
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I am writing a grimdark/horror based on The Jerma985 Dollhouse.
Stay tuned to watch things devolve:
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The cashier after selling a single pencil sharpener and a small screwdriver to a teenager in a hoodie for the 9th time today:
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when im in the mystery flesh pit on an excursion for some fun adventure and i hear territorial clicks coming from the darkness in front of me, and despite having a weapon as advised i remember the info pamphlet i read six hours ago said abyssal copepods are gun resistant
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I think my favorite genre of post ironic surreal internet humor is pseudo horror, and I don’t mean shitty schizoposter memes with anime girl gore art or heavily edited troll faces in them. I mean stuff like the grimace shake meme or Molly Moon or subreddits like and r/internet_funeral (less memey/horror-y but still rly good) or YouTube channels like Pamtri. (welcome Reddit refugees, btw!!) something about them are so viscerally hilarious yet still seems to capture that feeling of being a kid falling down a weird internet rabbit hole.
I need to get off tumblr and go to sleep LAWLZ
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[Me calling you on the phone]
*In an inexplicably thick valley girl accent* Hey, bud! This is Greg. Thanks for helping us out with this again. Normally, we'd have one of our staff be the night watchman, but we're, uh, still stuck in Alabama, getting our equipment together to ship back... so, I guess an intern will have to do! And, uh, don't worry, I-I know you'll be fine. The last intern just... well, uh... A-anyway, we've already set up cameras for you to keep an eye on the place, and more importantly, we need you to, uh... keep a close eye on a suit for us. You'll see him lying down. He's Photo-Negative. You really can't miss him! Now, I'm sure you've heard the rumors floating around the workplace, and legally, I can neither confirm or deny any suspicious activity due to a... supernatural being. But, uh... let's say, hypothetically, if something were to get into your office, it's very important that you make noise somewhere else in the building. We found that shutting off one of the cameras seems to work. Because, well, it can't really see... but it has pretty good hearing... and you'll need to react quickly... Anyways, I've gotta get back to packing up the gear so we can head back. 'Till then, check those cams, and we'll, uh, see you later!
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distressing meme from a dream i had, when i saw it in the dream i had a strange tingling sensation in my body. this image was some edited version if i remember correctly, the dog might've originally been a skinwalker type creature.
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Truth is profitable or it’s illegal.
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I can't even edge to this, I exploded IMMEDIATELY! 🤣 There's blood and organs EVERYWHERE!!! 😂🤣👌🩸🫀🧠🫁
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