#doctor bartholomew oobleck

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Yang: You know, my dad can trace our name back to the first Vacuan sailing merchants!

Oobleck: I did in fact know that! It is an interesting tidbit of history!

Yang: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!

Oobleck: You see, long before the color war, When humans and faunus first began trading with human, they had less sophisticated technology when it came to building structures, meaning Nails had to be Smithed manually.

Oobleck: One of the original traders to visit was a Xiao-Long, who had discovered his crew selling spare nails to the Faunus people, as what they lacked in traditional currency, they were willing to pay with their bodies!

Yang: They paid for the nails with sex?

Oobleck: Indeed, as extramarital sexual relations are not frowned upon in their culture - at least, the cultures of Native Valean Faunus! Soon after, your ancestor discovered crew dismantling furniture, which spurned his immediate leave of the Faunus Nation!

Oobleck: Not but two months later, The Kingdom of Mantle sent a rescue party, as their most successful captain had dismantled his own ship.

Yang: Was he an Arc?

Oobleck: He was from the Minor Arcadian Valley!

Jaune: *Walking up to them* Hey, I know that place! It's where my family first came from!

~~~~~

In the 1760's an English Frigate known as the HMS Dolphin began sailing the globe. At some point it docked in Tahiti to claim it for the british, where the people were willing to trade sex for High-Quality Iron Nails, as producing them was slow and difficult.

The captain supposedly fled as his men began tearing the shiup apart. Later a french vessel docked with the same purpose, and had less hang ups over the trading of goods for 'serivces'

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #doctor oobleck #bartholomew oobleck #rwby shitpost

[cara-kira]

A commission I got to make for @crystaldragoncynzi !

Thank you so much for commissioning me to draw the green beans for your rwby rewrite, it had been too long💚

And I finally had an excuse to draw them in wedding outfits I designed for them almost 3 years ago, won't you look at that XD

#cara-kira commissions #commissions #ozbleck #rwby caffe mocha #rwby mocha chocolate #caffe mocha #oobleck x ozpin #ozpin x oobleck #rwby professor ozpin #rwby ozpin #professor ozpin #rwby bartholomew oobleck #rwby doctor oobleck #rwby oobleck #barthomolew oobleck #doctor oobleck #oobleck #digital art #digital #art #artist #artist on tumblr #artists on tumblr

[manila-bean]

spinach head‼️

#my art #doctor oobleck #bartholomew oobleck #rwby #claiming him if rt doesn't want him anymore teehee

[randombook4idk]

when you make a lame joke and ur bf fucking destroys you

#to YOU they're not married but to me they are #mostly because i was at their wedding #bartholomew oobleck #peter port #doctor oobleck #professor port #rwby oobleck #rwby port #portbleck #oobleck x port #port x oobleck #rwby #rwby vol 3 #rwby volume 3

[youveseenthelastofme]

finally finished the digital version of this piece!!

took a long time and i had to fix their heights (after i did the line art and color -_-) but i’m so proud of how it turned out!

original sketch under the cut:

#couldn't figure out the background so i used one of the backgrounds they have on ibis paint •-• #i’ll get better at doing backgrounds i swear sksksk #rwby #rwby fanart #ozpin #professor ozpin #bartholomew oobleck #doctor oobleck #ozbleck #caffe mocha #mocha chocolate

[lazyjadeart]

I’m not just down bad I’m down in the trenches. Im simpin for a man named BARTHOLOMEW😭

#rwby #Dr Oobleck #Bartholomew Oobleck #Oobleck RWBY #doctor oobleck #RWBY x reader #dr Oobleck x reader #I need to touch grass IMMEDIATELY #self insert x canon #oc x cannon

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Nora replaces Oobleck’s Coffee with Espresso shots.

Nora of the N Team JNPR watches her handiwork of seeing the extreme chaos and destruction of the espresso-empowered Professor who was breaking down and destroying everything around him with no sense of purpose or reason beyond being on espresso shots.

Oobleck: I CAB SEE THE DEEPEST PART OF THE OBLIVION ANDTOUCH THE TALLEST OF CHALICE OF THE ELDEST OF GODS

Nora: Marvelous *Sip on her coffee*

#rwby #nora valkyrie #bartholomew oobleck #doctor oobleck

[thealanomaly]

Bartholomew Oobleck in the style of Ben 10: Omniverse.

(Character model used: Alton Alabaster)

#ben 10 #rwby #bartholomew oobleck #doctor oobleck #ben 10 omniverse #my edit #art edits #djw #derrick j wyatt #greenlight volume 10

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Oobleck, a historian: Ms. Rose, Ms. Schnee! I must say you two have become very good Friends with each other! I am very proud of you for overcoming your differences!

Ruby: UH! Thanks Dr. Oobleck!

Weiss: I appreciate the effort I've put in to change being noticed.

Yang: Heh.

Yang: Wait, why was that Funny?

~Seven Years Later~

Weiss: *In a wedding dress* I do.

Ruby: *In a Half Dress/Tuxedo* I do!

Ozcar: Then you may kiss the Bride!

Ruby & Weiss: *About to Kiss*

Yang, Maid of Honor: OH! I GET IT NOW!

Oobleck: Finally My genius is recognized!

#rwby #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #white rose #whiterose #doctor oobleck #bartholomew oobleck

[cara-kira]

Another painting practice from while back. I tried something with a funky color scheme lol

#hadn't drawn my boi oobleck in a while #rwby #rwby bartholomew oobleck #rwby dr oobleck #rwby doctor oobleck #oobleck #rwby oobleck #dr oobleck #doctor oobleck #bartholomew oobleck #digital art #digital #art #artist #artist on tumblr #artists on tumblr

[rwby-necro-au-archive]

I have mushroom poppers for young barty. I haven't spoken to him in awhile....

🌸

Barty: ! Oh! Thank you very much!

[ he quickly chows down on the food. ]

#necromancer Oobleck #bartholomew oobleck #young oobleck #doctor oobleck

[randombook4idk]

gay people real (not clickbait)

#they were probably one of my first ships in rwby back when i first watched it #rwby #peter port #bartholomew oobleck #rwby port #rwby peter #rwby oobleck #doctor oobleck #oobleck x port #port x oobleck #portbleck #professor port #rwby volume 2 #rwby vol 2 #rwby volume 3 #rwby vol 3

[lipeg]

Team RWBY had arrived in a village where there were several creatures made of crystal that resembled a star shape.

Ruby: What are those things

???: We are Genial Gems

One of these crystal series appeared next to the girls.

Weiss: What is it called and where are we?

Ren: My name is Ren and this is the Gems village

The girls looked at each other.

Until the girls' bellies started growling.

They were all ashamed.

Ren: I see you are hungry, come with me

Weiss: Thank you very much

Ren: No problem

Team RWBY started following the Ren gem, as they walked through the village they noticed something peculiar.

A statue made of stone of a knight riding Jackalope, with the sword in his left, an expression of pure HATE on your face.

Blake: Jaune?

The girls looked at the statue and were surprised to see that it was Jaune but older.

Weiss was impressed, as well as the statue being very well made, full of details. Jaune's face showed "new things" the first was that he had a cut on his right cheek, he had a goatee and his hair had grown past his neck.

Weiss: Wait.... JAUNE IS THE RUSTED KNIGHT!!!

Ruby: Ren, Can you tell where Jaune is?

Ruby completely ignored Weiss.

Ren: The knight left these lands a long time ago. He and his wife left a long time ago

The girls looked at the Ren gem.

RWBY: Wife?

Ren: Yes. A woman with pink, white and brown hair

Pink

White

Brown

There was only one person with these hair colors.

Neo

In Remmant

In a city that was growing quickly, this city was very close to become a kingdom, this city was in Vale but this city was east of the city of Vale but far east between the city of Vale there was a mountain that awaited the two cities.

Both cities were on the coast, but there is a stark difference, this city called Orleans and was located in the Meuse valley region.

Orleans was founded by Agravein Arc known as Black Knight ( Particular the knight of misogyny ) before the great war.

After the monarchy ended, he came to this place that used to be just a farm but it became a refuge for those who didn't believe Councilmen would be of any use because there would be a lot of corruption.

Over time more and more people came to this place that strangely didn't attract so many Grimms.

After the destruction of Vale ( Now this shit is official hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahauayayahahhahahahahahahahayayayayayahahahahahahahauuahahuahuahahhauahahauahauauauau)

Many people came here, this only happens because Michelangelo Arc, Jaune Arc's father went to the rescue of the population after learning that Councilmen ran away.

Michelangelo, as soon as he heard that Vale was attacked, was the first to leave the village and go to the aid of the people of Vale.

It was difficult to convince people to move even though Vale was destroyed, it was still their home.

But thanks to teacher Peter Port, Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck and Headmistress Glynda Goodwitch. He managed to get people to move to Orleans.

But now Orleans could already be considered a kingdom but the situation in the world doesn't "allow it" because everything is in chaos .

But........ Always a but not everything is black and white, there are shades of gray.

With the return of "communications" and after Ruby Rose's disastrous warning, Orleans was preparing for the worst faster than ever.

But (again ) a light appeared amidst the chaos.

Jaune Arc and Neo Arc

The family reunion was beautiful, there was a slap in the face, swearing for everyone, father vs son, mother vs son.

After all that, let's get to what really matters.

House of Arc

Jaune was sitting in an armchair and his wife was sitting on his lap.

His parents and sisters were on the sofa to the left of the armchair.

" So.... " Michelangelo Arc was sitting on the couch looking at his son, beside him was his wife Angelica Arc and behind the sofa were his daughters

" How they both met " Angelica Arc has already cut her husband out of the conversation.

" She tried to kill me " Jaune said with the greatest calm in the world.

The whole family was silent.

" This is a family thing " When Michelangelo said this his wife's face turned red and she slapped his arm.

" Why? " Jaune asked.

" Your mother and I were on the same team, I was a leader even though I didn't want to be but she wanted to be the leader and she tried to kill me to steal my position as leader " Michelangelo told, while Angelica was embarrassed by her past.

" My old interesting loving also wanted to be the leader of your team and she couldn't either, but she and I are not on the same team " Jaune said remembering Weiss in their first year at Beacon Academy.

" She won't say anything " Angelica asked looking at Neo.

" She is mute mother " Jaune said looking at his wife.

Neo smiled.

Letters appeared in front of both of them as if it were a caption.

It's true, I was speechless after trying to swallow the colossus he has between

Jaune and his family's eyes widened.

" NEO! " Jaune screamed in anger.

After this scene where Neo was laughing, the Arc couple's daughters noticed that the atmosphere changed.

" Jaune— " Before Michelangelo could have his question.

" Vale was completely destroyed, we already know we came from there. We took advantage of the fact that we went and picked up some things from Vale and then we went to Vacuo and picked up something very special "

Around Neo's head reality shattered like glass, revealing a golden crown with a peculiar form.

Crocea Mors the family heirloom began to disappear like smoke. Then, next to the armchair, the air began to rotate, revealing a large sword that was being hidden.

The Arc family stayed because that sword looked a lot like Crocea Mors but only bigger and the scabbard that could become a shield looked very different looked more like a blade than a sheath.

" Dad, we have a lot to talk about. I have revelations about our family "

#rwby #ruby rose #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #Vale was destroyed off screen hahahajajajjaja #expanding the world of RWBY #Agravein Arc #Michelangelo Arc #Peter Port #Bartholomew Oobleck #Glynda Goodwitch #Angelica Arc #Jaune's sisters

[youveseenthelastofme]

them <3

#got back into rwby recently #and ozbleck has invaded my brain #so you know i had to draw them #rwby #rwby fanart #ozpin #professor ozpin #bartholomew oobleck #doctor oobleck #ozbleck #caffe mocha #mocha chocolate #these two have so many ship names #my art #wip

[howlingday]

Belladina Interviews

Oobleck: Right! Well then, why don't we start with a few questions for the parents?

Blake: (Thinking) Bartholomew Oobleck. Forty-seven years old. He has a doctorate in history as Beacon's history teacher and is housemaster of dormitory 7, Amber Hall. Regarded as intelligent, reliable, and open-minded. He's well-liked by his students, but is also known for speaking at a swift pace. The safest path to win his favor is with honest and straightforward answers.

Oobleck: I understand that this is your second wife. How did you meet your husband?

Blake: Straight to the point. It makes sense, since Beacon Academy is focused on family values.

Blake: My husband and I met by chance at the neighborhood tailor's shop. The same one where Beacon uniforms are made, in fact. It was the way he carried himself which first caught my eye. It was like he appeared out of nowhere. After the death of my first husband and being so busy caring for my daughter, I was hesitant to pursue a new relationship. But the more we talked, the more I realized I'd found a kindred spirit in him. I was touched by his kindness and how much he valued family. I knew he would be a wonderful father to my daughter.

Jaune: (Blushing)

Oobleck: I see. Same question, Mr. Belladina.

Jaune: Oh... Well... Blake is such a wonderful woman. And she's so good with children. She understood how difficult it was for me to be all by myself, and she welcomed me into her family.

Oobleck: Excellent to hear. Family is very important to us at Beacon.

Jacques: I see you're a man who must have low standards, Mr. Arc. Why else would you saddle yourself to a woman with a child? And a woman like her no less?

Goodwitch: Behave yourself, Master Schnee.

Blake: Jacques Schnee. Fourty-nine years old. A legacy hire, as his father-in-law was the headmaster, he is the business and economics professor and housemaster of dormitory two, Azure Hall. Greedy. Callous. His wife filed for divorce last month. His wife just won full custody of her children. In all of his previous interviews, his questions focused on directly disparaging the families of applicants. It's best to avoid provoking him.

Oobleck: On to the next question. May we ask why you have decided to apply for Beacon Academy?

Blake: For one reason, sir...

Blake: To get close enough to my target, Charlotte Malachite!.

Blake: The quality of the teaching staff at Beacon Academy is second to none. The instructors are cultured, knowledgeable, and talented. More importantly, I believe only the elite faculty of Beacon Academy can instill in our child the nobility and patriotism needed to stand amongst our country's elite.

Goodwitch: (Thinking) A most disciplined reply, Blake Belladina. I knew I saw something in you.

Glynda Goodwitch. ??? years old. Fitness Professor and housemistress of dormitory three, Lavender Hall. Personality: Elegant.

Oobleck: We would like to hear about Penny from the perspective of her parents. What would you consider to be her strengths and weaknesses?

Blake: Penny holds a deep and passionate curiosity. She is willing and eager to poke her nose into everything, sometimes to an extent that it could be considered as much of a strength as it is a weakness. And perhaps this is just a mother's bias, but I find her to be wise beyond her years.

Goodwitch: Wise? This girl here? Didn't she only earn thirty-one points on her entrance exam?

Penny: (Flinches)

Blake: In fact, she's so intuitive, I swear she can read my mind! Ha ha!

Penny: (Shivers)

Blake: But for a solid answer for weaknesses, I do wish she was less picky about her food.

Oobleck: Hm. And what do you see in her, Mr. Belladina, and how would you describe your parenting style towards her?

Jaune: Well, as we've already discussed, I am not her birth father. So I will admit that, at first, I may have spoiled her in my attempts to win her over. I had to learn how to be strict sometimes, for the sake of her future. I work hard to remember that.

Jaune: (Thinking) Just like we practiced.

Oobleck: Mrs. Belladina mentioned that your daughter can be picky. What sort of meals do you cook at home?

Jaune: M-Meals?! Oh, uh, I, uh... W-Well...

Blake: Actually, sir, I do most of the cooking. However, my husband is more than happy to help when I'm too busy.

Blake: Not that it's ever happened.

Jacques: You're kidding me. A husband who can't even cook? You need to work harder to be a better example for your daughter, sir!

Jaune: !!!

Blake: No one is perfect, sir. While my husband may not be the primary chef, he is incredibly neat and organized. The house is always spotless. And he is a most wonderful example for our daughter.

Jacques: That may be, but a man who can't even cook is hardly a good example for a child.

Blake: And who are you to-

Jaune: B-Blake, it's okay! He's right!

Blake: (Clenching her fist) He's right. Calm yourself, Nightshade. Why are you even upset? It's not like he's really your husband.

Jacques: (Thinking) Just a pair of lovebirds, eh? I could just puke. Well, I'll just keep pecking at those cracks and see what comes pouring out. If these smug plebians don't get rejected, then there is no justice in the world.

Penny: (Thinking) This man hates Mama and Papa! I need to do real good, or else...

Oobleck: Well, I think it's time we heard from your daughter.

Penny: Here we go...

Oobleck: Can you tell us who you are and where you live?

Penny: M-My name is Penny Pellapina. And I live in Vale... North. At 42 Space... Something. Mister sir!

Oobleck: And what do you like to do when you're not in school?

Blake: She knows this. These are all the questions we...

Penny: I like to watch at restaurants and eat the opera.

Blake: Huh?.

Oobleck: And what sorts of things do you want to accomplish while attending Beacon Academy?

Penny: Uh... Um...

Penny: What was the answer?.

Blake: Well, I know what I want to do while at Beacon Academy. Get close to Charlotte at a school event and expose the plans of the organization she leads. Then stop her before-

Penny: I want... to expose the secrets... of the boss... of the or-gun-eye-zay-shun.

Blake: WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?!. The answer was to read all the books in the library!.

Penny: Oh, and library books.

Oobleck: "Boss of the organization"? Do you mean the headmaster?

Blake: Ah ha ha ha! Oh, excuse my daughter! She's very ambitious! She's so curious about the lives of the people who have achieved leadership positions.

Goodwitch: Hmmm... Seeking to learn from those at the top at such a young age... There is a degree of elegance to that.

Goodwitch: If that is true, then you mist know the name of our headmaster, young lady?

Penny: Um... It's, uh...

Blake: You know this! It's Headmaster Ozpin!.

Penny: Head pasture... All in. Mister sir.

Goodwitch: Eh... Close enough.

Goodwitch: And do you understand how hard one must work to succed as he has?

Penny: ...

Penny: Yeah! You gotta run through the jungle to get strong! And face life-or-death stuff over and over to get brave!

Blake: That was the training montage in yesterday's spy cartoon...

Goodwitch: Such incredible resolve! Perhaps I have underestimated this child.

Oobleck: Haha! Perhaps you needn't go that far. Now, I have questions for you about your parents. What does your mother do for a living?

Penny: She's a spy.

Blake: !

Penny: Spy... Spycial social work.

Oobleck: Are you alright, dear? You sound a bit congested. What about your father? What is he like?

Penny: He can be a little scary sometimes, but he's really nice!

Jaune: !

Oobleck: If you had to give your mother and father a score, what would it be?

Penny: 100 points! They're perfect and I love them. I want to be with them forever!

Jacques: Garbage like this is the last thing we need at Beacon.

Jacques: So, who do you like better? Your old daddy or your new daddy?

Oobleck: Master Schnee, that question isn't-

Jacques: Who cares? Are we who ask the questions not permitted to improvise and think outside the box?

Blake: May I request a different question?

Blake: I don't know how she ended up in that orphanage, but there's too good a chance her parents are...

Jacques: No. Answer the question or be scored accordingly.

Plip... Plip...

Penny: (Crying) D... D...

Blake: Penny...

Penny: (Sniffles, Wipes eyes) Daddy...

Jacques: Well, there you have it. She likes her real daddy more.

Jaune: (Comforting Penny) How dare you?!

Blake: Calm down, Jaune.

Jaune: But this is...

Blake: For the mission, we can endure this. We have to endure this.

Jacques: The dorms are full of children living away from their parents. This is no place for children who burst into tears over every little thing.

Blake: He can smear us all he likes. It doesn't matter. We're not a real family.

Jaune: "Every... little.. thing"? You think THAT is a "little thing"? (Fingers pop and crack)

Blake: Calm. Calm. Calm. It doesn't matter.

Jacques: What's your problem anyway, second husband? It's not my fault she doesn't love you.

Jacques: Ah, now that feels better. Hm?

Blake: (Swinging her leg for Jacques head) STAND DOWN, NIGHTSHADE!.

CRUNCH!

Jacques: (Stares at table split in perfect half)

Blake: (Removes her foot from the table, Reveals bug beneath) Forgive my behavior. There was a gnat buzzing around. (Turns) Thank you for your time.

Jacques: W-Where do you think you're going?! We're not finished!

Blake: If belittling the feelings of children is part of Beacon's educational philosophy, then I have clearly chosen the wrong school.

Jacques: HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE THE NAME OF BEACON ACADEMY!

Blake: Jaune. Penny. We're leaving now. (They walk ahead) Good day. (Slams door)

Jacques: YOU WILL NEVER SET FOOT IN BEACON ACADEMY AGAIN! DO YOU HEAR ME?!

Goodwitch: You went too far, Master Schnee.

Jacques: Oh? Are you questioning my methods, Goodwitch? I'd watch your attitude, if I were you. Big Nicholas may no longer be with us, but his name still holds a lot of weight around here. Send in the next family already!

Goodwitch: ...

???: (Memory) Those who beg and grovel at the feet of the powerful... They're such pitiful creatures, no?.

Goodwitch: ...She didn't disgrace the good name of Beacon Academy.

Jacques: Huh?

BAM!

Jacques: (Falls back, Unconscious)

Goodwitch: (Changes gloves) There. Handled with elegance. And with that, Mrs. Belladina, I think I can face you with the pride and dignity of a proper Beacon Academy educator.

#rwby #spy x family #knightshade #rwby au #blake belladonna #jaune arc #penny polendina #bartholomew oobleck #jacques schnee #glynda goodwitch

[starredfishing]

yuo guys i'm going to sound insane for saying this but doctor bartholomew oobleck from rwby is one of the best professors i've seen in a fantasy anime .

he cares about his students. not just about their ability to fight, but who they are as people and who they will become. he's trying to set them on the right path (asking them why they chose to become huntresses). he might push them a little bit, but he knows that field experience can do wonders. he focuses on the humanitarian side of the huntsman world as an anthropologist, historian, and professor. and he makes sure to acknowledge the failures of his generation and the ones that came before him ("i see lives that could have been saved").

he understands grimm (to an extent) and how they move/live, making him a step above other huntsman. he knows that attacking grimm without reason will only cause more problems. he understands that not all grimm are mindless.

in the final battle for beacon he would rather see his students live than stay and fight (which, despite ironwood telling them that no one will fault them if they leave, he still has a militaristic mindset and would prefer to fight until the end), and he's a talented fighter in his own right due to his intelligence.

and to top it off, he's one of the only adults at beacon shown in v1-3 who cares about faunus rights. we don't see anything from glynda, ironwood or port, ozpin is a mandatory reporter concerning blake, but oobleck teaches an entire class about the lesser known history of a minority group -- specifically civil rights movements. i dont know where else in the show any human has cared enough to do that. hes an ally!

#starry.txt #rwby #bartholomew oobleck #EVERYBODY HEAR ME OUT RIGHT NOW . #NOT LIKE THAT. maybe like that. BUT NOT LIKE THAT RGHT N #hes not perfect ofc but i feel like. hes leagues above the other professors #i dont agree with how he handles yang's disability in v4 but hes only there for like 5 min