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linkman447 · 9 months

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Match making

Beacon staff room

Ozpin: so teacher I have important news

Glynda: does it have to do with that scroll call from mrs. Arc

Ozpin: indeed, mrs. Arc has put major importance on the livelihood of the Arc family

Glynda: maybe not accepting an untrained boy into a school for monster hunters is a good start

Port: nonsense. It builds character, I remember… (goes off on tangent)

Ozpin: sadly no it has nothing to do with his training or lack there of, it has to do with continuing the Arc legacy

Oobleck: so finding him a wife

The teachers: …

Ozpin: taking bets?

Peach: 1000 on jaune and Ms. Schnee

Oobleck: oh I know that the arc’s and the belladonna’s go way back so my moneys on jaune and Blake

Port: no no no we all know blonds must stick together so 1000 on ms. Xiao long and Mr. Arc

Glynda: I can’t believe we’re doing this

Ozpin: oh hush we all know you penchant for match making

Glynda: (sighs) 1000 on Mr. Arc and young ms. Rose

Ozpin: good (jots all of it down)

Port: what about you sir

Oobleck: oh yes what about you

Glynda just stares at him

Ozpin: oh my I guess I have no choice. In my case it would have to be Mr. Arc and ms. Nikos

As the teachers talk and discuss their own choices ozpin finished writing his list

Ozpin: well the list has been made

White knight 1000

Knightshade 1000

Dragonslayer 1000

Lancaster 1000

Arkos 1000

Arcwitch 10000

Glynda: w- what is arcwitch

Ozpin: oh that’s the bet mrs. Arc made

Glynda: who is it for

Ozpin: oh that’s simple mr. Arc and you Glynda

Glynda: HE WAS 7

Port: oh ho what’s this do you know our young mr. Arc

Glynda: (sigh) I used to look after the arc children along with Mr. Arcs oldest sister. One day little jaune came up to me and asked me to marry him

Ozpin: oh no but Mr. Goodwitch don’t you know about the arc family motto “an arc never goes back on their word”

Glynda just blushes and looks flustered

#jaune arc #arkos #lancaster #dragonslayer #knightshade #whiteknight #arcwitch #ozpin #glynda goodwitch #doctor oobleck #peter port #thumbalina peach

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 5 months

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Yang: You know, my dad can trace our name back to the first Vacuan sailing merchants!

Oobleck: I did in fact know that! It is an interesting tidbit of history!

Yang: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!

Oobleck: You see, long before the color war, When humans and faunus first began trading with human, they had less sophisticated technology when it came to building structures, meaning Nails had to be Smithed manually.

Oobleck: One of the original traders to visit was a Xiao-Long, who had discovered his crew selling spare nails to the Faunus people, as what they lacked in traditional currency, they were willing to pay with their bodies!

Yang: They paid for the nails with sex?

Oobleck: Indeed, as extramarital sexual relations are not frowned upon in their culture - at least, the cultures of Native Valean Faunus! Soon after, your ancestor discovered crew dismantling furniture, which spurned his immediate leave of the Faunus Nation!

Oobleck: Not but two months later, The Kingdom of Mantle sent a rescue party, as their most successful captain had dismantled his own ship.

Yang: Was he an Arc?

Oobleck: He was from the Minor Arcadian Valley!

Jaune: *Walking up to them* Hey, I know that place! It's where my family first came from!

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In the 1760's an English Frigate known as the HMS Dolphin began sailing the globe. At some point it docked in Tahiti to claim it for the british, where the people were willing to trade sex for High-Quality Iron Nails, as producing them was slow and difficult.

The captain supposedly fled as his men began tearing the shiup apart. Later a french vessel docked with the same purpose, and had less hang ups over the trading of goods for 'serivces'

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #doctor oobleck #bartholomew oobleck #rwby shitpost

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dummybirdnero · 8 months

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What animals are the Beacon professors?

Hedgehog Oobleck best

#rwby #glynda goodwitch #doctor oobleck #professor port #my art #dummybirdnero #ask

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cara-kira · 11 months

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two widdle guyes from @maskyartist's Beacon Days AU! I liked their designs a lot and I wanted to draw them :>

#rwby professor ozpin #professor ozpin #ozpin #oobleck #rwby oobleck #rwby #rwby ozpin #rwby doctor oobleck #doctor oobleck #maskyartist #digital art #art #digital #artist #artist on tumblr #artists on tumblr

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manila-bean · 11 months

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spinach head‼️

#my art #doctor oobleck #bartholomew oobleck #rwby #claiming him if rt doesn't want him anymore teehee

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set-wingedwarrior · 1 year

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I was rewatching the first volumes of rwby because, you know, volume 9, when I realized something.

They suggested us to keep in consideration volumes 1 and 2 for what's to come, and we all thought about various conversations about leadership (Ruby and Jaune) and purpose (Blake Yang and Weiss in Mountain Glenn), and as much as they're clearly important there's one thing we might have overlooked.

The whole thing about Mountain Glenn isn't just for the girls to understand why they wanted to be Huntresses etc. Doctor Oobleck says it himself: we can learn from past tragedies and mistakes, and knowledge is the strongest weapon of them all.

Maybe the point of the Ever After isn't to just help the girls figure out who they are and their identities as huntresses and as their own person. Maybe they'll get out of there with a whole new phylosophy regarding their past mistakes and regrets, and use the past as a resource and a weapon, not as a burden.

Considering how Ruby feels like a failure because of everything that happened, this kind of change of prospective might be exactly what she needs to come back stronger and ready to keep fighting Salem.

#rwby #rwby analysis #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #doctor oobleck #i don't think it needs the spoilers tag?#tell me if i should add it #rwby9

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novankenn · 9 months

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Reluctant Hero?

= One = (Chapter List)

Three figures stood around the Headmaster's massive desk. Sitting in the centre of the polished, almost mirror like surface, a single item. A strange book. The cover, looking like a face twisted in agony. The edged of the pages yellowed with age.

Goodwitch: You can't be serious about letting him attend.

Ozpin: I very well am Glynda.

Goodwitch: He's a murder!

Ozpin: That is an accusation that no one has yet to verify, in fact he has never been charged of any crime.

Oobleck: (Gently taps the cover of the book with a white gloved hand) Please, Glynda. This young man has basically dropped an unprecedented opportunity in our laps. The NecroNomicon is a unique esoteric work. It predates recorded history.

Goodwitch: So because he has possession of a supposed book bound in skin and inked in blood, we should overlook his history? For the Brothers' sake, they call him Bonnie Jauney!

Ozpin: regardless of what others call him. He has not been convicted or even charged with any crimes. He has been invited to attend, but if you feel that he may pose a significant threat to his peers, then you are free to keep him under close observation.

Goodwitch: I will, don't you worry about it, and I will stop him before he has a chance to kill again.

/==/ 3 Years Ago /==/

His breath came in panicked gasps, as his azure eyes scanned the trashed room around him. The night had worn on, and he felt like he was going insane from the constant sighting of twisted shapes he thought he could see in the dark woods beyond the shattered door.

In his trembling left hand, he clutched as sawed-off double barrel shotgun. Where his right hand used to be, through a feat of twisted and insane ingenuity, was seated a rather old and beaten up chainsaw. His clothing was torn and blood splattered. Fresh crimson dripped from his stained mop of white streaked blond hair down his face.

It was only a few more hours until sunrise, and even as his mind tried in vain to find a sensible reason for everything he had suffered through, he stood ready. Handing from the fingers of his left hand was the pendant he had given to his girlfriend. She had been the first to have been taken. The first he had been forced to destroy.

Jaune: Alright, you bastards! You want this? (He stomped his right sneaker clad foot down upon a strange book.) Come and get it!

An unearthly rage filled scream emanated from the shadows of the forest. Taking a deep breath, he slowly raised the shotgun, while twisting his body just enough to set the running chainsaw into a position to swing.

/==/ Present day /==/

Jaune hovered near the trash bins on the airship. His stomach twisted and rolling. He hated air travel, and would have much rather driven his Delta 88 up to Beacon. But no, the Headmaster quashed that notion.

Jaune: No parking (urp) I call bullshit. (urp)

He tried to ignore the whispers, and focus on not emptying his empty stomach into the trash. It was always the same, anytime he was anywhere, aside from when he was sequestered in his family home.

Ansel was an average-sized settlement, and everyone who dwelt with in its sturdy walls knew of him. For the most part, they ignored and avoided him. But that would not be the case at Beacon. As he fought back another wave of nausea, he was starting to regret reaching out to the History Department of Beacon.

He had just wanted help translating some passages of that cursed book. Ones he was positive would free him from the visions of evil hidden in the woods. An evil that made the grimm look like stuffed animals.

#rwby #ash vs evil dead #horror themed #jaune arc #headmaster ozpin #glynda goodwitch #doctor oobleck

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randombook4idk · 1 year

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when you make a lame joke and ur bf fucking destroys you

#to YOU they're not married but to me they are #mostly because i was at their wedding #bartholomew oobleck #peter port #doctor oobleck #professor port #rwby oobleck #rwby port #portbleck #oobleck x port #port x oobleck #rwby #rwby vol 3 #rwby volume 3

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bridgyrose · 10 months

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ok your choice ruby find qrow her dad or she rose bird baby cause sumemr trnas owman d raven give brith to her headcanon ruby as wholt tai lcaue summer a wholf wfuanse but that otpal

(I know this wasnt your intent, but enjoy)

Ruby stayed still on her tree branch as she watched a group of huntresses in training set up camp in her forest with one of their professors nearby, keeping an eye on them. A frown crossed her lips as she drew her sword, ready to strike until her mother’s words echoed through her mind: “*Do not strike unless you’re sure you’ll win the fight.*” She slowly sheathed her sword again and started to make her way back to the bandit camp, nervous about why any huntresses would make their way out this far into bandit territory. None of her tribe had gone on any raids recently, so catching any of the academy’s eyes wasnt likely, and as far as she was aware, there hadnt been any rumor around the nearby villages about grimm getting restless or anyone that was missing, and unless it was coincidence for those huntresses to be nearby, there wasnt any any other reason she could think of as to why any of them would be out this far from the kingdom. Well, she did figure that the Schnee heiress probably had her own reasons to be out there to find dust to exploit in the future, not that there wasnt much left for her family to take in this part of the forest.

She paused as one of the branches creaked as she took a step, keeping out of sight as she heard the huntsman overseeing the huntresses in training grab his weapon. Ruby slowly turned to watch them, snapping off a small twig from a branch, getting ready to toss it to get them away from her.

“Hear something, Professor?” the Schnee heiress asked.

“Doctor,” the huntsman answered as he looked around. “And I thought I heard something in the trees. It’ll be best to keep a lookout for any grimm that may want to catch us off guard.”

The girl with the bow in her hair quickly drew her sword, glancing to the treetops. “There’s worse things than grimm out here. Bandits, thieves, rogue huntsmen… we should move camp to somewhere a little less open.”

“If you can find a cave, that might give us a bit more cover in case anyone shows up,” the blonde, a girl Ruby recognized as Raven’s other daughter, Yang, answered. “Though, Doctor Oobleck did tell us we wouldnt find much out here for shelter.”

“That is correct, Miss Xiao Long,” Doctor Oobleck answered. “We’ll have to rough it out, but that doesnt mean we have to do things the hard way. Miss Belladonna, please see if you can scout out another clearing that’s a little less open. If you cant find anything, then we’ll need to find some fallen logs to help give us a little protection from anyone that might come around. Miss Schnee, Miss Xiao Long, I need you both to walk around the perimeter of camp to see if there’s anything besides grimm watching us. I’ll guard camp, but keep an ear out for anything you miss. If everything goes well, we might be able to finally find Ruby, assuming the intel we have is correct and not leading us into a trap.”

Ruby took a step back on the branch she stood on, arms shaking as she tried to hold her balance in the tree. It had to be a different Ruby, right? She hadnt done anything to warrant any attention from huntsmen, much less anything that huntresses in training would be after. She froze as she heard the branch shake once more and a small *snap* come from it. She froze as she felt the branch start to shake and give a little from under her, trying to keep out of sight from Oobleck. Once she was sure Oobleck wasnt noticing her, she started to go walk again, carefully using another branch to take her weight off the current one and make her way back to the bandit camp.

Her heart continued to pound in her chest as she made her way back into camp, her mind racing with questions as she snuck in through a hole in the fence around the camp, trying to keep Raven from noticing she had left. As she slipped through the tents to her own, she paused at Raven’s for a moment, looking at the tent flaps that had been tied to lock it up. For a moment, Ruby had wanted to try to get in, just to look to see what her mother had to hide.

“Where were you?”

Ruby quickly turned around to find Raven behind her. “M-mother! I was here the whole time.”

“I know you werent,” Raven said. “Now, where were you?”

“I-” Ruby sighed and looked away. “I was out hunting, but I think… I think there’s someone looking for me.”

“Someone looking for you?”

“There’s a few huntresses in training and a huntsman out in the woods. They’re… they’re following a few rumors, but I heard them say my name.”

Raven sighed and went to her tent to start untying the rope that kept the opening closed. “You should ignore them.”

“But one of them was Yang!”

Raven paused for a moment and turned to look at Ruby. “Yang is out there? Looking for you?”

“Yeah. Along with a few people I assume are her team.”

“Her father probably told her tales of your mother and must’ve mentioned you along with it.”

“Yeah, but… you’re my mother. Why would mentioning you to her make her want to look for me?”

Raven sighed and started to walk into her tent. “Because I’m not your only parent, and not the one that gave birth to you. When Summer left, I promised to keep you safe and out of sight from those that would want to hurt you or lose you. So there’s no doubt that your father told her about Summer and then mentioned you as her sister. If that’s the case, then we need to leave.”

“Leave?” Ruby asked. “And what will leaving do? If Yang’s looking for me, then she’ll keep looking-”

“And she’ll get hurt or die trying. I know how this story goes.”

“Then why run? We can go to her now and tell her to stop-”

“And then she’ll continue looking for you until she can bring you back home.” Raven pinched the bridge of her nose and took a deep breath. “Tomorrow morning I’ll tell you why I left with you. But for today, I need you to stay here and out of sight from Yang and the group she’s with. If they’re looking for you, then they know you’re here. So no more visiting villages. Got it?”

“I havent-” Ruby paused when she saw Raven glare at her and sighed. “R-right, no more visiting villages.”

Raven relaxed and put a gentle hand to Ruby’s cheek. “I want to keep you safe, just like the rest of the tribe. So please, just this once, listen to me and stay here. There are worse things than grimm out here and I dont want you to end up on their sights.”

#rwby #ruby rose #rwby ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #doctor oobleck #raven branwen #of bandits and huntresses #of bandits and huntresses au #rosebird #implied rosebird

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howlingday · 1 year

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Got a special one for Halloween. Can you do a scene from one of the Scary Movies (preferably 1, 2, or 3) please?

Well, it's past Halloween because I'm so backed up on drafts, but I'll see what I can do.

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Who Could Have Done It?

Ironwood: It had to be someone connected to the victims.

Ozpin: And knew about the accident.

Goodwitch: Someone who could move around unseen.

Ruby: But who... (Looks outside, Gasps)

Taiyang: (Memory) Yeah, they used to be a great team before the accident. Almost inseparable, those two.

Ruby: (Gasps)

Qrow: (Memory, Burps) Is... Is good, Squirt... Just... Just doin mah rounds...

Ruby: (Gasps)

Qrow: (Belches, Smiles) Good night, girls~.

Ruby: (Watches crow outside crap) QROW!

Ironwood: Shitliver?!

Ozpin: (Runs out) Peter! Where's Qrow?!

Port: I haven't seen him.

Goodwitch: Bart, have you seen Qrow?!

Oobleck: Sadly, no, ma'am.

Ironwood: HAS ANYONE SEEN QROW?!

Peach: Uh, yeah, he just left out back, sir.

Qrow: (Stumbling outside, Walks straight)

Qrow: (Rips off jacket, Takes off stubble)

Qrow: (Takes out cigarette, Lights it)

Winter: (Pulls up in car, Hair down shoulders) What took you so long, babe~?

Qrow: (Puffs) Just had to put the kids to bed. (Hops in, Kisses her)

Ironwood: (Runs outside, Watches them drive out) Dammit!

Ruby: (Picks up tossed jacket, Finds dagger) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-! (Hit by a car)

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Very Intelligent and Clean Animals

Zwei: (Barks)

Nora: Hi, little guy, how are you~?

Zwei: Fuck off, thunder thighs!

Nora: Wh... What?

Zwei: I said, "Fuck off! Thunder! Thighs!"

Nora: ...I oughtta kick your ass, you son of a-

Pyrrha: Whoa! Whoa! Easy, Nora! Easy! He's just a dog. Hi, little buddy! Would you like a bone?

Zwei: No, but I'd like to bone your momma's sweet ass!

Pyrrha: ...What did little buddy say to me?

Zwei: I said, "Little buddy wanna bone yo momma's sweet ass~."

Pyrrha: You don't talk about my momma like that! You don't know my momma like that!

Zwei: Oh, I knew yo momma real well. I fucked last night. She was howling like a bitch in heat!

Pyrrha: You wanna go?! I'll kill you!

Zwei: Ooh! I'm so scared! Bring it, bitch! Step in my cage and I'll show you and that stupid fucking pony tail who's the alpha male here!

Pyrrha: (Tosses Nora aside, Rattles cage) NAH! NAH! NAH! YOU WANT ME?! I'LL FUCKING GUT YOU RIGHT HERE!

Zwei: (Gnawing the bars) Let me outta here! I'll fuck you up!

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The All-Knowing Oracle

Jaune: Hello?

Emerald: I know. Jaune Arc. I'll be right with you. And don't mind the vase.

Jaune: What vase-? (Vase rattles) Oh my gosh! (Backs away) I'm so sorry-! (Bumps pillar, Giant vase konks his head)

Emerald: That vase. I am The Oracle. Please, have a seat.

Jaune: (Sits, Fart) ...It was the chair.

Emerald: Of course, (Sits, Loud and wet fart) it was the chair.

Emerald: I know why you've come. A great mystery awaits you, young knight, but you must not shy away from the challenge. Only you can- (Turns around)

Mercury: (Watching TV)

Emerald: Merc.

Mercury: Yeah, Em?

Emerald: Do you mind?

Mercury: (Gestures) I'm watching the game.

Emerald: ...The Burns win by 12.

Mercury: (Turns off the TV, Drops remote)

Jaune: Uh, can you tell me about-

Emerald: The relic.

Jaune: Yes! I held it and-

Emerald: Your scroll rang.

Jaune: Y-Yeah, and a voice said-

Emerald: That you would die in seven days.

Jaune: Okay, that's-

Emerald: Getting annoying.

Jaune: Yes.

Mercury: Try living with her. She gets mad about girls I haven't even slept with yet!

Emerald: ...Let me see the relic.

Jaune: Here.

Emerald: (Holds the relic, Vision plays)

Jaune: Look! It's-

Emerald: A vibrator?

Jaune: ...I was going to say Beacon Tower.

Mercury: Go to Beacon Tower. It's your destiny. (Relic shifts)

Jinn: (Watches, Fly lands on the relic)

Emerald: (Swats fly)

Jinn: (Reels)

Emerald: There we- (Swatted)

Jinn: (Smugly holds flyswatter)

Mercury: Uh, E-Em...

Emerald: ...I knew that was going to happen. (Spit hits her cheek)

Mercury: (Pulls Jaune) Okay, get back! Get back!

Emerald: (Wipes spit) Oh hell no. (Reaches into the relic, Pulls Jinn out) GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! (Punches Jinn) What is your problem?! (Punches) Did the Brothers teach you no manners?!

Jinn: (Pulls away)

Emerald: (Grabs Jinn) GET BACK HERE!

Mercury: BABY, NO! NO! (Pulls Emerald back) Let go! Let go! Baby, we can't take another lawsuit!

Emerald: She spit on me!

Jinn: (Smugly smiles)

Mercury: You won! Okay? You won. Up top, (Hand clap) down low, (Hand clap) and a rump bump (Bump rear). See? We're good- BABY NO!

Emerald: IMMA KILL HER! Are you crazy? Are you crazy?!

RIIIIIIIP!

Emerald: HAHA! Not so great without this, huh?!

Jinn: (Feels her ripped out hair)

Emerald: (Clocks Jinn)

Mercury: You picked the wrong relic to come out of!

Jinn: (Collapses)

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youveseenthelastofme · 2 years

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finally finished the digital version of this piece!!

took a long time and i had to fix their heights (after i did the line art and color -_-) but i’m so proud of how it turned out!

original sketch under the cut:

#couldn't figure out the background so i used one of the backgrounds they have on ibis paint •-•#i’ll get better at doing backgrounds i swear sksksk #rwby #rwby fanart #ozpin #professor ozpin #bartholomew oobleck #doctor oobleck #ozbleck #caffe mocha #mocha chocolate

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 8 months

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Oobleck, a historian: Ms. Rose, Ms. Schnee! I must say you two have become very good Friends with each other! I am very proud of you for overcoming your differences!

Ruby: UH! Thanks Dr. Oobleck!

Weiss: I appreciate the effort I've put in to change being noticed.

Yang: Heh.

Yang: Wait, why was that Funny?

~Seven Years Later~

Weiss: *In a wedding dress* I do.

Ruby: *In a Half Dress/Tuxedo* I do!

Ozcar: Then you may kiss the Bride!

Ruby & Weiss: *About to Kiss*

Yang, Maid of Honor: OH! I GET IT NOW!

Oobleck: Finally My genius is recognized!

#rwby #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #white rose #whiterose #doctor oobleck #bartholomew oobleck