#peter port

[smokestarrules]

the way my heart STOPPED

#why would he phrase it like That how fucking dare #rwby #rwby spoilers #winter schnee #peter port #bartholomew oobleck #glynda goodwitch #smokey speaks

[lokiarc64]

“Beacon Academy”

Jaune (Vol 8): Hey… guys.

RWBY: …

NPR: …

Port: …

Jaune: Um.

Port: Apologies Mr. Arc, but with this new look of yours it’s difficult not to stare.

Jaune: Yeah… well, I don’t even know where to start.

Jaune: Yeah I cut my hair and grew a little bit.

Port: Well I believe it, I could hardly recognize you when you walked in.

Port: You definitely look the part of a huntsmen if I do say so.

Port: Ozpin has informed me that you will be doing some kind of work for him, correct?

Jaune: Yeah, I’ll try to participate in class as much as I can but I’m gonna have to rely on my team to do certain assignments and missions without me.

Jaune: I’m really sorry you guys.

Pyrrha: There’s no need to apologize Jaune.

Pyrrha: Right you two?

Ren: Of course.

Nora: It’s alright Fearless Leader we’re happy to have you back.

Jaune: Thank you.

Jaune (Internally): As long as I’m here, I’ll make sure nobody dies this time.

Jaune: I promise you all I’ll keep trying my best.

“Girls Locker Room”

Yang: So what do you all think of Vomit Boy’s new look?

Weiss: I approve but barley.

Ruby: I’m sure I can get used to it, so yeah.

Pyrrha (Internally): Yes, yes, and YES!

Pyrrha (Internally): He looks so fresh and handsome.

#rwby #beastars #jaune arc #peter port #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie ren #weiss schnee #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #Arkos

[sasasafeier]

If professors come to perform a play～

#ozpin #professor ozpin #rwby #qrow #qrow branwen #glynda goodwitch #Bartholomew Oobleck #Peter Port

[reashot]

Jaune Phone Call with Papa Arc.

Team JNPR Dorm Room.

Jaune: I'm gonna fail this assignment because my dad won't open up.

Ren: Me and Nora going to fail because our parents were killed because of a Grimm attack.

Pyrrha: Wow I didn't knew that Ren. I'm sorry to hear that. And are you doing Nora's homework?

Nora: Fo'sho. What? You expect me to do my own homework? Please think even less of me.

Ren: Look Jaune, back on topic. A lot of people feel more comfortable talking about personal things when it's not face-to-face.

Nora: Maybe you should try calling your dad.

Jaune: I guess it's worth a shot...

*ring* 🎶

Mistralian Restaurant.

Papa Arc: Hello?

Jaune: H-hey dad. What'chu up to?

Papa Arc: Eating lunch. I just needed a break from work you know. Lately I've been thinking about all the people I've had to kill...

God. The first, five, ten times you take a life it's eerie you remember every detail. I can see all their faces. One had a beard. Each time I pulled the trigger I tied a little knot in my memory no amount of whiskey could loosen...

Nora: *Scoots away from the phone call*

Papa Arc: Of course eventually I stopped caring. Now I can put a bullet through a man's head while figuring out how much VFC to pick up on my way home. It's usually no more than a bucket.

Pyrrha: 😱

Papa Arc: The sick part is I've come to love it. Snuffing out lives. I crave it. I feel like an angel of death, the messenger of eternal darkness, a merciless demon with an unquenchable... Oh! They just put more orange chicken on the Buffett gotta run. *phone ended.

Nora: *Hiding under the bed*

JPR: *Stunned in place*

Back in the Dorm Room

Jaune: I can't turn this in. It's all about my dad killing people.

*someone enters into the room*

Yang: What is this about killing people?

Pyrrha: Hey Yang, it's nothing we're trying to finish our assignment.

Weiss: I already finished mine ages ago. What took you guys so long?

Ren: We're trying to get Jaune's dad to talk about what happened during his time, but so far he's being "uncooperative"...

Blake: How is he being "uncooperative?"

Nora: *shivering* You don't want to know....

Ruby: Oh, maybe I can help you with your dad? 🙂

Jaune: *rub Ruby's head* It's okay Ruby. It's my assignment after all. You don't have to do anything to help me.

Ruby: *purr* 😸 (Oh yeah, that's the stuff... Run my head like you own me. 😚)

Ren: Call your dad again and get him to talk about something else.

*ring* 🎶

Papa Arc: Hello?

Jaune: Hey dad.

Papa Arc: Son, glad you called. I was kind of bumming thinking about your mom.

Jaune: W-what, why?

Yang: (Isn't she the hot one?)

Papa Arc: *sigh* I feel like our lovemaking has lost all its intimacy. We're not attuned to each other's love energy, we're just slamming away...

Jaune: Dad! I'm here with the girls on speakerphone.

Blake: (Don't interrupt him! 😾)

Papa Arc: Hey girls! So, Lovemaking sure can turn into sex without you even noticing it. And why not sex with your mom feels great!

*Team RWBY starts circling in to listen closely.*

Papa Arc: It's easy to think, maybe there is love and then there's the performer in me always trying to get your mom turned on.

Weiss: (Scandalous...)

Papa Arc: I pull her hair, choke her lightly or not so lightly.

Ruby: (I wish Jaune will do that to me one day.🥵)

Jaune: Dad! When you were my age. What was the cost of a loaf of bread.

Papa Arc: The focus becomes how hot she gets. How many times I can make her shudder with pleasure.

RWBY: *giggling*

Jaune: Allright this is enough... *gets tackled to the ground*

Ruby: Don't, disturb your dad! 😠 *gag Jaune's mouth*

Jaune: *muffled scream*

Yang: Dad. What do mom boobs look like?

Papa Arc: I'll tell you Yang they're perfect. Creamy, twins with faint blue veins running over them like cooling streams I can wash my face in it...

Yang: Oh that's hot.... *starts rubbing herself.*

Blake: Hmmph! You never get this hot when you're with me...

Yang: Really? Maybe I should change that then... *long sensual kiss*

So how do you like it my kitty cat?

Blake: ... It's a start. *return kiss*

Ren: Shouldn't we stop this?

Nora: What! No I say we join in and turned it into an orgy.

Ren: Wait, what? *gets mounted by Nora*

Papa Arc: Of course it still wasn't enough for the both of us...

Ruby: So Jaune... Now that everyone are enjoying themselves. Maybe you want to do it with me too? 😊

Jaune: Ruby I...

Pyrrha: You can't! b-because Jaune is mine... *kiss Jaune*

Ruby: *gasp* (How could Pyrrha NTR Jaune away from me? He's mine I saw him first!😫)

Papa Arc: ... And even then we still weren't satisfied. It got so bad your mom decided to bring another woman into our bed to spice things up, as she puts it. Oh, the looks on your mother's face as I plow the other woman in front of her. Turns out your mom likes to look.

Ruby: (Could that be the solution. Me, Jaune and Pyrrha? I mean I do find the both of them to be extremely hot... Ah, who am I kidding. YOLO.) Pyrrha. Can you let me join with you and Jaune? 😇

Pyrrha: Well since you ask nicely...

Jaune: Wait, what do you mean by that? Pyrrha, Ruby why are the two of you looking at me like that??! No, no, no, stay away!!!

Weiss:

(No one wants to be with me 😢)

Papa Arc: And that's why Jaune you probably have another half-sibling running around right now... Oh, you having an Orgy in there? Don't let me stop you, son. But do remember to use protection. Unless you want to have an unexpected surprise like me. But seriously use a condom or I will castrate you... Oops. Gotta go Jaune. My egg fooyong is finally here.

Beacon Academy.

Cardin: ... That's why my Dad walked out of his Dad's funeral & I will walk out of my dad's funeral!

Peter: Great presentation Cardin. Now Jaune you're up. Show me your report on your father.

Jaune: I-I'm sorry, Professor Port but my dad wasn't really willing to answer the questions.

Peter: Nonsense young man. I give you an entire week. What were you even doing all those time?

Ruby: More like what haven't we been doing? 🤭

Pyrrha: *giggle* Stop it Ruby, you going to get us into trouble.

Ruby: I can't help it Pyr. So. Same thing tonight? 😉

Pyrrha: Most definitely, we're not going to let Jaune get any sleep tonight. If you know what I mean.

Peter: Why if I don't know any better, I think you are trying to get out of this assignment?

Jaune: Okay. Is that what you think? Okay professor Port here we go.

*Walks up to the front of the class*

Jaune: *click* Hey dad, I'm calling in front of my history class. So who was the councilman when you were a kid?

Papa Arc: Oh, I don't know but I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not. What so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds when I first wake up. Before I remember who I am and what my life is about. Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares. Nothingness couldn't be worse than my meaningless March through my empty days.

Jaune: You see professor Port... Professor Port?

Peter: He's right, it's pointless, Salem will kill us all... Life Dismissed. *jumps through the window*

Nora: I guess class is over?

#peter port #cardin winchester #jaune arc #rwby #papa arc #papa arc knows best #papa arc have no chill #bumbleby rwby #lancaster #ruby rose #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #lie ren #nora valkyrie #flower power #jaune x pyrrha #pyrrha x jaune #arkos #rwby arkos #gilded rose #pyrrha nikos #nora x ren #american dad

[howlingday]

Imagine Jaune as Scott Sterling(from Studio C). How funny would that be? Pyrrha would probably sue the coach and let Nora beat up the team.

Oobleck: Welcome back to our coverage of the game between Teams RWBY and JNPR.

Port: If you're just joining us today, you've missed most of an unbelievably well fought match between two incredible teams tonight. It has all come down to the final, penalty shots. All it takes is enough points for either team. Here comes the kick...

Pyrrha: (Kicks, Scores goal)

Oobleck: OH! SPECTACULAR! Team JNPR's star player, Pyrrha Nikos, has just landed a goal for her team, so now the burden rests on Team JNPR's goal-keeper, Jaune Arc.

Port: Here he comes. A fine lad with nerves of steel. He's got more hanging over him than the city of Mantle right now.

Oobleck: Indeed, and it seems the fans are showing their appreciation for it. Yang Xiao Long places the ball on the spot, getting ready.

Port: That girl literally has a cannon for a leg, and here she comes! Winding up for the shot and-

Yang: (Kicks)

Jaune: (Pelted in the face)

Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Port: THE CANNON HAS FIRED AND HAS STRUCK JAUNE ARC IN THE FACE DIRECTLY!

Oobleck: We clocked that at a stunning 116 kilometers per hour!

Port: Now that's a lot of, er, miles per hour!

Oobleck: Even with aura, there is no chance that young man's nose isn't broken right now.

Port: Oh, indeed!

Jaune: (Dazed)

Goodwitch: (Shining a light in his face, Nods, Leaves)

Port: Now it seems Team JNPR's coach, Professor Goodwitch, is examining him and deems him fit for duty after a short rest. Sadly, he's not out of the woods yet.

Oobleck: On his feet now, a bit shaken.

Port: But not stirred!

Oobleck/Port: HAHAHAHA!

Port: This crowd absolutely loves this young man.

Oobleck: He returns to his team, who welcome him back as a hero. And now comes another penalty kick, and scoring here would make it two nil. Nora Valkyrie approaches the ball with determination!

Nora: (Kicks, Misses goal)

Port: She hits high and wide, way off target!

Oobleck: She must have thought she was playing Mantle Football and attempting a field goal!

Port: Wrong kind of football, I'd say! And back now to Jaune Arc, looking a bit worse for wear, but ready for round two.

Oobleck: The shot takes a moment, but here comes Belladonna!

Blake: (Kicks)

Jaune: (Beaned in the schnozz)

Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Port: Jaune Arc with the fantastic dive! The ball flies straight through the air and his hands and whacks Jaune Arc right in the sniffer!

Oobleck: Looking again on the instant replay and OH! EVERY EXCRUCIATING DETAIL IS CAPTURED PERFECTLY IN HIGH-DEFINITION PERFECTION! Clocked in at 129 kilometers per hour.

Port: Arc does not look well. Two wonderful saves compounding two DEFINITE concussions.

Goodwitch: (Carries Jaune on shoulder)

Jaune: (Falls, Dragged away)

Oobleck: This seems to be the end of Jaune Arc's performance tonight.

Port: Indeed, as his coach pulls him through the grass and off the field, like a large-breasted lioness dragging a gazelle with a broken nose across the savannah.

Oobleck: Adieu, Jaune Arc. Adieu.

Port: JNPR now with their third PK. Weiss bouncing at the goal like an infant. The crowd holds their breath as Valkyrie moves in... OH! Very anticlimactic there. Let's see who they got to replace Jaune Ar-

Oobleck/Port: JAUNE ARC!

Port: JAUNE ARC IS BACK!

Oobleck: Jaune Arc is still in the game! Oh my, and it seems he's taken a very odd tactic now!

Port: He seems to be in the fetal position, covering his face.

Oobleck: Not a recommended technique, but here it co- Oh, wait! It seems Weiss Schnee is stopping to tie her shoe.

Port: Ho ho! And that's why you do a double-knot, kids!

Oobleck: Arc, still waiting for the kick to happen. He's probably wondering when the-

Jaune: (Looks up)

Weiss: (Kicks, Pops him in the beak)

Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Oobleck: SWEET, CREAMY DECAF!

Port: The ball strikes Arc right in the face, further crushing his nostrils into thin slits! He must be breathing only blood by now! He's going to look like one of those cartoon characters that just ran into a frying pan while they were chasing after a mouse!

Oobleck: I don't even care that we missed Lie Ren's attempt! Let's go back to-

Oobleck/Port: JAUNE ARC!

Port: THE MAN!

Oobleck: THE MYTH!

Oobleck/Port: THE LEGEND!

Jaune: (Stumbling to the goal, Bloodied and battered)

Port: I can't wait to see Arc and his catlike face reflexes!

Oobleck: Absolutely incredible, though I must say that Arc does not look well at all lying on the ground there.

Port: Well, you know athletes. They like to add a bit of drama to their performances.

Jaune: (Picked up by Ren and Nora)

Port: Are they taking him out?

Pyrrha: (Runs out with chair)

Oobleck: They brought him a chair! A bold move by their coach!

Jaune: (Reaches for his team leaving)

Oobleck: This is basically a gimme! Ruby Rose has to literally kick it anywhere that isn't where Jaune Arc is!

Port: There is no way Team RWBY can mess up this shot!

Jaune: (Begging Ruby)

Ruby: (Kicks, Craters his face)

Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Oobleck: ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-EIGHT KILOMETERS PER HOUR!

Port: THIS MAN CAN DO NO WRONG! Just look at him in this instant replay, begging for mercy when it should be mercy begging for him!

Oobleck: He has looked Death in the eye and said, "Take your best shot!" To which Death replies with repeated punches to Arc's face! Just over and over and over again!

Port: If Team JNPR make this final shot, it's all over! But-

Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Port: No! Pyrrha Nikos misses, clearly too distracted by the wounds her partner, Jaune Arc, has sustained in this game! Speaking of, it's time we go back to-

Oobleck/Port: JAUNE! ARC!

Port: His face is like a brick wall!

Oobleck: A brick wall that can feel only pain and cries a lot!

Port: Wait a minute... I see Team RWBY's star kicker, Penny Polendina, but where's Jaune Arc?

Oobleck: ...Oh! It seems Arc is crawling away from the goal! WHAT IS HE DOING?!

Port: HE'S THROWING AWAY THE MATCH!

Penny: (Kicks exactly where she needs to)

Jaune: (...Words cannot describe the calamity of what just happened. At least, they fail to accurately depict what could be described as what really happened. The only accuracy that could be described in this space is that there was physical contact between Jaune Arc's face and a large, head-sized ball, and that there was a lot of bodily fluids that resulted from this contact, and that Jaune Arc was in so much pain that it's likely he passed out or away, though it's also just as likely that he didn't.)

Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Port: ARC HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE!

Oobleck: ICAN'TBELIEVEIT! LOOKATTHAT! HE'SDONETHEIMPOSSIBLE! He was hit just right! What incredible instincts he had to just crawl away from the goal like that!

Port: His team rushes to the field, happy as a lark, as they all slide in and accidentally kick Jaune Arc in the face!

Oobleck: And now his team his carrying him off and away on an orange stretch of victory, glory, and emergency medical attention! Jaune Arc and his face of steel have won it all!

#rwby #scott sterling #studio c #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #jaune arc #peter port #bartholomew oobleck #lie ren #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladona #penny polendina #yang xiao long #glynda goodwitch

[linkman447]

Match making

Beacon staff room

Ozpin: so teacher I have important news

Glynda: does it have to do with that scroll call from mrs. Arc

Ozpin: indeed, mrs. Arc has put major importance on the livelihood of the Arc family

Glynda: maybe not accepting an untrained boy into a school for monster hunters is a good start

Port: nonsense. It builds character, I remember… (goes off on tangent)

Ozpin: sadly no it has nothing to do with his training or lack there of, it has to do with continuing the Arc legacy

Oobleck: so finding him a wife

The teachers: …

Ozpin: taking bets?

Peach: 1000 on jaune and Ms. Schnee

Oobleck: oh I know that the arc’s and the belladonna’s go way back so my moneys on jaune and Blake

Port: no no no we all know blonds must stick together so 1000 on ms. Xiao long and Mr. Arc

Glynda: I can’t believe we’re doing this

Ozpin: oh hush we all know you penchant for match making

Glynda: (sighs) 1000 on Mr. Arc and young ms. Rose

Ozpin: good (jots all of it down)

Port: what about you sir

Oobleck: oh yes what about you

Glynda just stares at him

Ozpin: oh my I guess I have no choice. In my case it would have to be Mr. Arc and ms. Nikos

As the teachers talk and discuss their own choices ozpin finished writing his list

Ozpin: well the list has been made

White knight 1000

Knightshade 1000

Dragonslayer 1000

Lancaster 1000

Arkos 1000

Arcwitch 10000

Glynda: w- what is arcwitch

Ozpin: oh that’s the bet mrs. Arc made

Glynda: who is it for

Ozpin: oh that’s simple mr. Arc and you Glynda

Glynda: HE WAS 7

Port: oh ho what’s this do you know our young mr. Arc

Glynda: (sigh) I used to look after the arc children along with Mr. Arcs oldest sister. One day little jaune came up to me and asked me to marry him

Ozpin: oh no but Mr. Goodwitch don’t you know about the arc family motto “an arc never goes back on their word”

Glynda just blushes and looks flustered

#jaune arc #arkos #lancaster #dragonslayer #knightshade #whiteknight #arcwitch #ozpin #glynda goodwitch #doctor oobleck #peter port #thumbalina peach

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Glynda: Those Bounties were put out for those Monsters, Correct Port?

Port: Indeed Glynda The-Good-Witch! They shall all be Laid by this Week's End!

Glynda: ... Did you mean to say 'Slayed' or 'Laid to Rest?'

Port: ... I was told to make the Bounties say Laid.

Glynda: I said the Monsters had to be SLAYED.

Port: It'll Turn out Fine! All will be Well! Never Fear for our Knights who took up the Call to action!

~One Week Later~

Blake: *Riding on top of Yang, Dragon* ...

Ruby: *Holding Weiss, a Siren.* ...

Jaune: *Has Pyrrha, a Gorgon, Wrapped around him* ...

Ren: *Holding Nora, a Thunder Elemental* ...

Glynda: ...

Port: See! All is We- *Choked* Glynda! Glynda Stop!

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #rwby shitpost #lie ren #nora valkyrie #glynda goodwitch #peter port #bumbleby #whiterose #arkos #renora

[iamafanofcartoons]

If Pyrrha went around Vale in Everyday Clothes...would people recognize her?

Or would she be as unrecognizable as Tony Hawk in public?

By Weisscoldglare

https://weisscoldglare.tumblr.com/post/170525320412/dressing-down

#rwby #rwby fanart #yang xiao long #pyrrha nikos #emerald sustrai #peter port #nora valkyrie #cinder fall #coco adel #velvet scarlatina #rwby crosshares #crosshares #velvetxcoco #cocoxvelvet #coco x velvet #Weisscoldglare

[rodanhoax]

(Kindergarten)

Bleiss: Hey, teach. Get the Molasses out of your ass and bring me that juice, will ya? You one mile an hour, walking, no-running ass, feet draggin' turtle, son of a bitch!

Port: Now, Bleiss, you can't go your entire life insulting people like that.

Bleiss: The hell I can, you bitch-ass, toupee wearin', fisheye'd, two year college degree earnin', no wife and kids havin', mustard stain on his shirt, kindergarten teachin' ass-

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(Graduation)

Bleiss: Diploma handin', dress wearin', funny hat-ass-

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(To Mirror)

Bleiss: First generation of your family to get into Beacon-ass-

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(Watching Jaune Get a Coffee)

Bleiss: Love at first sight ass, three sugars, two creams in a coffee-

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(First Date)

Bleiss: First date having, romantically compatible-ass, adorable man, hung like a-

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(Jaune Proposes)

Bleiss: Making me the happiest woman in the world ass-

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(Wedding Vows)

Bleiss: Love of my life-ass, til death do us part, I do, vow n'ring wearin'-

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(Pregnant)

Bleiss: Tiny embryonic-ass, no finger prints havin', third trimester, son of a-

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(To First-Born)

Bleiss: Beautiful ass, umbilical cord cuttin', little dick havin'-

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(Father & Son Playing Catch)

Bleiss: Bitch-ass, no baseball catchin'-

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(Son's Graduation)

Bleiss: Summa cumme laude, straight A's, makin' me proud-ass-

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(College Visit)

Bleiss: Cats in the cradle ass-

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(Grandchild)

Bleiss: First grandchild-ass, life begets life-ass, diaper full of shit stinkin'-

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(Final Moments)

Bleiss: Touchin' ass, surrounded by loved ones ass, wouldn't change a goddamn thing, makin' me cry-ass, mother fucking ready for death-ass... Me... shiiiit...

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(Years later)

Before her grave, Bleiss' grandchild looks upon their beloved grandmother's final resting place. Suddenly, an incredibly decrepit old man walks up to their side.

Port: Wow, I can't believe she actually did it. She was rude her whole life.

Grandchild: You knew my grandma?

Port: *Sighs as he pulls out the juice box she demanded from him all those years ago* She called me a bitch... *Empties out juice onto grave*

Grandchild: *Looks at Port perturbed before walking away* Weird, senile-ass, prune juice drinkin'-ass, mustard stain on his shirt...

Gravedigger: Grave's all ready sir.

Port: Great! *Falls back into grave*

#rwby #bleiss schnee #peter port #jaune arc #blackguard #cyanide and happiness

[lipeg]

Team RWBY had arrived in a village where there were several creatures made of crystal that resembled a star shape.

Ruby: What are those things

???: We are Genial Gems

One of these crystal series appeared next to the girls.

Weiss: What is it called and where are we?

Ren: My name is Ren and this is the Gems village

The girls looked at each other.

Until the girls' bellies started growling.

They were all ashamed.

Ren: I see you are hungry, come with me

Weiss: Thank you very much

Ren: No problem

Team RWBY started following the Ren gem, as they walked through the village they noticed something peculiar.

A statue made of stone of a knight riding Jackalope, with the sword in his left, an expression of pure HATE on your face.

Blake: Jaune?

The girls looked at the statue and were surprised to see that it was Jaune but older.

Weiss was impressed, as well as the statue being very well made, full of details. Jaune's face showed "new things" the first was that he had a cut on his right cheek, he had a goatee and his hair had grown past his neck.

Weiss: Wait.... JAUNE IS THE RUSTED KNIGHT!!!

Ruby: Ren, Can you tell where Jaune is?

Ruby completely ignored Weiss.

Ren: The knight left these lands a long time ago. He and his wife left a long time ago

The girls looked at the Ren gem.

RWBY: Wife?

Ren: Yes. A woman with pink, white and brown hair

Pink

White

Brown

There was only one person with these hair colors.

Neo

In Remmant

In a city that was growing quickly, this city was very close to become a kingdom, this city was in Vale but this city was east of the city of Vale but far east between the city of Vale there was a mountain that awaited the two cities.

Both cities were on the coast, but there is a stark difference, this city called Orleans and was located in the Meuse valley region.

Orleans was founded by Agravein Arc known as Black Knight ( Particular the knight of misogyny ) before the great war.

After the monarchy ended, he came to this place that used to be just a farm but it became a refuge for those who didn't believe Councilmen would be of any use because there would be a lot of corruption.

Over time more and more people came to this place that strangely didn't attract so many Grimms.

After the destruction of Vale ( Now this shit is official hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahauayayahahhahahahahahahahayayayayayahahahahahahahauuahahuahuahahhauahahauahauauauau)

Many people came here, this only happens because Michelangelo Arc, Jaune Arc's father went to the rescue of the population after learning that Councilmen ran away.

Michelangelo, as soon as he heard that Vale was attacked, was the first to leave the village and go to the aid of the people of Vale.

It was difficult to convince people to move even though Vale was destroyed, it was still their home.

But thanks to teacher Peter Port, Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck and Headmistress Glynda Goodwitch. He managed to get people to move to Orleans.

But now Orleans could already be considered a kingdom but the situation in the world doesn't "allow it" because everything is in chaos .

But........ Always a but not everything is black and white, there are shades of gray.

With the return of "communications" and after Ruby Rose's disastrous warning, Orleans was preparing for the worst faster than ever.

But (again ) a light appeared amidst the chaos.

Jaune Arc and Neo Arc

The family reunion was beautiful, there was a slap in the face, swearing for everyone, father vs son, mother vs son.

After all that, let's get to what really matters.

House of Arc

Jaune was sitting in an armchair and his wife was sitting on his lap.

His parents and sisters were on the sofa to the left of the armchair.

" So.... " Michelangelo Arc was sitting on the couch looking at his son, beside him was his wife Angelica Arc and behind the sofa were his daughters

" How they both met " Angelica Arc has already cut her husband out of the conversation.

" She tried to kill me " Jaune said with the greatest calm in the world.

The whole family was silent.

" This is a family thing " When Michelangelo said this his wife's face turned red and she slapped his arm.

" Why? " Jaune asked.

" Your mother and I were on the same team, I was a leader even though I didn't want to be but she wanted to be the leader and she tried to kill me to steal my position as leader " Michelangelo told, while Angelica was embarrassed by her past.

" My old interesting loving also wanted to be the leader of your team and she couldn't either, but she and I are not on the same team " Jaune said remembering Weiss in their first year at Beacon Academy.

" She won't say anything " Angelica asked looking at Neo.

" She is mute mother " Jaune said looking at his wife.

Neo smiled.

Letters appeared in front of both of them as if it were a caption.

It's true, I was speechless after trying to swallow the colossus he has between

Jaune and his family's eyes widened.

" NEO! " Jaune screamed in anger.

After this scene where Neo was laughing, the Arc couple's daughters noticed that the atmosphere changed.

" Jaune— " Before Michelangelo could have his question.

" Vale was completely destroyed, we already know we came from there. We took advantage of the fact that we went and picked up some things from Vale and then we went to Vacuo and picked up something very special "

Around Neo's head reality shattered like glass, revealing a golden crown with a peculiar form.

Crocea Mors the family heirloom began to disappear like smoke. Then, next to the armchair, the air began to rotate, revealing a large sword that was being hidden.

The Arc family stayed because that sword looked a lot like Crocea Mors but only bigger and the scabbard that could become a shield looked very different looked more like a blade than a sheath.

" Dad, we have a lot to talk about. I have revelations about our family "

#rwby #ruby rose #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #Vale was destroyed off screen hahahajajajjaja #expanding the world of RWBY #Agravein Arc #Michelangelo Arc #Peter Port #Bartholomew Oobleck #Glynda Goodwitch #Angelica Arc #Jaune's sisters

[notmaplemable]

Port: Hello students, I hope you're ready for today's lesson.

Students: *Mutterings*

Port: But before we can begin today, we'll have to hear a word from our sponsor.

Students: ...What?

Port: RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #peter port

[riku-izanami]

Costume Chaos 1.5

Ozpin, still in his frank n furter costume mind you, casually riding the elevator, minding his own business.

Ding

Enter Jaune, wearing his frank n furter costume

Ozpin:....

Jaune:......

............................

Ozpin: Mr. Arc......

Jaune: Prof. Ozpin.....

Awkward silence

Jaune:....that's a nice costume.....

Ozpin: Thank you. The same could be said to you......

Jaune: Oh, thank you.....

Awkward silence............................

Ozpin:...you do realize what this means right....

JAune: I am not changing!

Ozpin: Young man, this is not up for debate

Jaune: Like hell it isn't! DO you have any idea how much this outfit cost me!?

Ozpin: Oh please, it's mine cost way more than your's

Jaune: Sure, but you can waste money like that, I can't get the damn return on this!

Ozpin: Well this isn't something children your age should be wearing!

Jaune: Same to you old man

Ozpin: I'll have you know....

Ding, Enter Professor Port. also wearing a frank n furter outfit

Ozpin & Jaune:..............

Port: Ho Ho, I see you two are fellow cultured men!

Jaune: On second thought.......my nephew is coming so I......I should go change......

Ozpin: And I need...to set a better example for the student body......

Ding, Goodwitch was about to enter the elevator til she saw the three frank n furters.

Goodwitch:......Not even gonna ask

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Feel free to send any costume ideas for anyone you guys wanna see. can lewd cute, or whatever

#rwby #jaune arc #glynda goodwitch #rwby ozpin #peter port #costume chaos

[fanstuffrantings]

I’d be interested to see your take on younger (academy-aged) versions of older characters (ozpin, glynda, ironwood, clover, etc).

Are these ages canon accurate? No. But my canon is my truth, most of my decisions for each character were based on personal ideas. Very sloppy uniforms but general idea. I've been wanting to draw young team STRQ for a minute because I'm so upset at how lazy their canon young designs were.

#rwby fanart #rwby #moltentarts #professor ozpin #glynda goodwitch #james ironwood #clover ebi #peter port #bartholomew oobleck #summer rose #taiyang xiao long #raven branwen #qrow branwen #team strq #professor port #professor oobleck #anon #ask

[roninreverie]

Chapter 7:

It's finally here! Qrow in a skirt!

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Bonus:

5 second doodle of me trying to figure out what Beacon's stupid color scheme even is. Jury is still out BTW!

#strq contrast #strq #rwby strq #team strq #summer rose #taiyang xiao long #raven branwen #qrow branwen #qrow in a skirt #peter port #a03 fanfic #roninreverie

[howlingday]

In regards to this post.

Studio C also made a volleyball sequel to their Scott Sterling video; link

You know what you must do Howling….

Oobleck: Welcome back to our coverage of another game between Teams RWBY and JNPR.

Port: If you're just joining us, it's been a roller coaster of emotions with both teams tied at two sets a piece, and the victor will be the Champions of Beacon Academy.

Oobleck: JNPR only needing to get the edge by two points with their team captain, Jaune Arc-

Port: Love that man!

Oobleck: Don't we all? -trying desperately to hold their position at the top, otherwise it's all over. Pyrrha Nikos ready to serve what may be the last game of her professional career.

Port: And here! We! Go!

Oobleck: Excellent serve!

Port: RWBY setting up the spike and-

Jaune: (Pounded in the forehead)

Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Port: Deflected!

Oobleck: Right into Jaune Arc's face!

Port: And JNPR ties it with Team RWBY! Unbelievable!

Oobleck: Fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen; Jaune Arc's face has entered the game!

Port: Just look at this instant replay! The angle at which Arc deflects the ball is nothing short of perfection!

Oobleck: Like watching a master painter masterfully painting his masterpiece... with his face!

Port: JNPR now on the prowl to take the lead with Nikos serving again! Team RWBY setting up a devastating return to the lead, and here it comes-

Jaune: (Nostrils pounded in, Slumps)

Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Port: Arc makes a tremendous save!

Oobleck: But it's not over yet as Team RWBY set up again for another spike, not wasting any opportunity to-

Jaune: (On his knees, Face pounded)

Oobleck: MOTHER OF PEARL!

Port: ARC SCORES!

Oobleck: Welcome to the heavyweight bout between Arc's face versus everything else!

Port: He looks like he could be pray on his knees!

Oobleck: The peaceful visage of TBI!

Port: We are ALL witnesses!

Oobleck: TESTIFY~!

Port: LET US ALL FEAST ON THE SWEET NECTAR! Of instant replay!

Oobleck: Just a perfect defense; the pinnacle of the word sacrifice.

Port: The ball flies right past the blocker, into Arc's awaiting face, back over the net, and then back into Arc's face like an obese homing Nevermore!

Jaune: (Stumbling about, Blind)

Nora: (Turns him to the net)

Oobleck: That man will leave here today, knowing he gave up everything he could! ...if he leaves at all .The crowd is on their feet, cheering for their hero, Jaune Arc!

Port: Much like the days of my youth when I held the entire Kingdom of Atlas on my back, so too does Jaune Arc carry the weight of his opponents upon his face!

Oobleck: JNPR has come back from the brink to put this one into the history books!

Port: It's one point for JNPR, can RWBY push past the Arc's defense to-

Jaune: (Knocked prone by Yang)

Port: Arc blocks it!

Oobleck: DID YOU SEE THAT?!

Port: Team RWBY deliver another spike to The Man!

Jaune: (Hit again by Blake)

Oobleck: The myth!

Jaune: (And again by Weiss)

Oobleck/Port: THE LEGEND!

Jaune: (...)

Nora: (Grabs Jaune's legs)

Pyrrha: (Grabs Jaune's arm)

Ren: (Grabs Jaune's other arm)

Port: His teammates haul him to his feet!

Oobleck/Port: NO!

Port: They raise him to his everywhere!

Jaune: (Jaune, I know that you're still... recovering, but please. The team needs you. I need you. So please, just this once... Just one more time, the world needs Jaune Arc on the court. Besides, this is a totally different game than what we were playing before. I doubt you'll have to worry about being hit in the face, especially since you've got a whole team around you to provide backup. Now come on, there world's waiting for you...)

Oobleck: HE'SDONEIT! ICAN'TBELIEVEIT! JAUNEARC! He's been taken through the air like a defensive angel!

Ozpin: (Fuming, Tosses over chair)

Port: An angel with the face of a devil!

Oobleck: Let's get an instant replay!

Oobleck: One is the loneliest number!

Port: Two tickets to paradise!

Oobleck: Three times a lady!

Oobleck/Port: FOOOOOOOOOR-

Ruby: (Slow-mo punching the ball into Jaune's face)

Oobleck/Port: -EEEEEVEEEEEEEER YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNG!

Port: The crowd charges the court, and the people are weeping!

Oobleck: The tears of joy~!

Port: The Schnees are Schneeting!

Oobleck: Pound sign Jaune Arc~!

Port: The hospitals are preparing to receive the man himself!

Oobleck: The fifth relic himself!

Port: The great! Wall! of Jaune Arc!

Oobleck: I tell you, when the Brothers comes back, I want to be in a bunker made of Jaune Arc's face!

Port: Until next time...

Oobleck/Port: GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE!

#rwby #studio c #peter port #bartholomew oobleck #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #ozpin #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long

[cinderthefallenmaiden]

RWBY Beyond Predictions: Vale

Spoiler warning: This post contains spoilers for V7-9 of RWBY and RWBY V9 Animatic as well as the two team CVFY Novels

Last we saw of Cinder was when she left the site of a destroyed Atlas/Mantle with Salem. At the time I thought the two of them were heading straight for Vacuo.

However, the RWBY V9 Animatic paints a different picture. According to Oobleck and Port who have recently fled Vale, Salem has set up shop in the vicinity of Vale and the city is gone. The usage of the word gone rather then destroyed is interesting to me. It paints the picture that while presumably waiting for Tyrian to prepare Vacuo for their arrival and locate the Summer Maiden, Salem and presumably Cinder attended to other matters in Vale.

Why are Salem and Cinder in Vale?

I think It is a safe assumption that they returned to Vale at the very least to search for the allusive Crown relic. Another possible reason is because the situation in Vale had changed. Salem has a mysterious informant in the area of Beacon who may have caught wind of something that Cinder and Salem needed to investigate on their own.

Who will be our POV Character?

This is a bit of a toss up between Cinder and Salem for me. It would be insightful to get into Cinder's head now that she has for want of a better word exercised the demons of her past. On the other hand so much of Salem's goals are still shrouded in mystery. We think she wants to end the world but are Ozpin and Tyrian reliable narrators?

The case for why both Ozpin and Tyrian are unreliable narrators for understanding Salem's endgame

Tyrian:

1.) Tyrian reveres Salem as a kind of death goddess to be worshiped and is probably working under an assumption that supports that

2.) If Cinder is the only one who knows the truth about Salem's true aims, I find it kind of hard to believe she would consider Team Remnant's attempts to stop the end of the world as misguided

Ozpin:

1.) Ozpin hasn't had a heart-to-heart with Salem since before the messy "divorce" and that was before the Great War so quite possibly well over 80 prior to V1.

2.) Due to a combination of the GOL's words and his own experiences Ozpin can only see the very worst in Salem so assuming her goal is the end of the world is kinda a given at this point.

3.) It's quite possible that Ozpin views Salem wanting to end the world as a foil to his own desires of stopping Salem and being granted eternal rest by the Gods.

Why not Tai or Glynda?

I think the writers have planted the seed that Glynda is MIA but are in no real hurry to confirm what happened to her. As for Tai I think he is another end game character who's involvement is going to be kept close to the chest.

Is the Crown in Vale?

I highly doubt it. However, for the sake of playing devils advocate lets say it is in Vale what would that accomplish for the story? Well other then shortening the series by one to three volumes not much comes to mind. Sure, this could make it so Vacuo is the final arc but why make a mad dash to to wrap up what remains of the story in just one to two volumes?

Past RWBY Beyond Perdiction Links

#rwby #rwby spoilers #cinder fall #rwby salem #tyrian callows #professor ozpin #peter port #bartholomew oobleck