#does it even COUNT

[cherrio-krispz]

The chicken was left at his doorstep, beetles

Shark au - @dreamsb0u

#shark sans #shark #cross sans #crosssans #non canon design #does it even count #!!.. #thresher shark #thresher #undertale #undertale fanart #undertale au #undertalegame #undertale alternate universe #ut au #zombiez #zomb art

[ratsworms]

adam's the type to talk too much when he's drunk. he's babbling about shit that doesn't make sense the slightest. he talks about dumb tv shows and a cat he saw in the street and mommy issues and ex girlfriends and boyfriends and some serious unresolved trauma and he's giggling about it while lawrence is silent thinking about living an unfilled life and wasted years trying to keep a face that's not him and guilt and failing everyone around him so far and the darkest shit imaginable overall looking like this

#sawposting #chainshipping #does it even count

[ultrakart]

Bdubs and Scar are the kids whose mom teaches at their school.

#mcyt #limited life smp #limited life spoilers #DOES IT EVEN COUNT #SUNNY THIS IS YOUR FAULT #bdoubleo100 #goodtimewithscar #zombiecleo

[return-to-pterosaur-phase]

#political cartoon #??? maybe #does it even count #i guess #A rough draft of one #Probably been done before idk #roart

[lonesome-dreamsss]

his handprint may be burned into your skin but it's still the gentlest touch you've ever received.

#smth smth destiel #cas was always so gentle with dean #he knew of dean's pain and wanted to ease it!! #he wanted to be a good thing in dean's life!! #when he pulled him from hell it wasn't truly pulling #he cradled dean like he was the most precious thing in the world #and honestly he probably WAS the most precious thing in the world to cas #even as early as then #to quote 'when castiel first laid a hand on you in hell he was lost' #god they make me insane #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #supernatural #does this count as fanfic even if it's one sentence #a poem perhaps #idk it's something that i wrote so i'll take it

[united-under-skyfall]

leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.

#leverage my beloved <3 #ramble #leverage #i also feel the need to point out that. while yes sophie did show up to her own funeral twice. she also technically was the driver to bring #her own ''corpse'' to wherever interpol was sending it lmfao #re: eliot being made a celeb 3 times bc some people are confused—country singer; baseball player; hockey player #didnt count the knockout job bc i think that was p local focused? could be wrong #re: character who killed a man w a mop = mikel dayan (hitter from the two live crew job) #this post is getting people interested in leverage lets goooooooo #this post has also officially surpassed the number of people i expected to ever know or care about leverage by several thousands #bc even though logically i know it aired as an actual tv show over several years and a lot of people probably saw it #that does not compute in my head #leverage spoilers

[hoofpeet]

This guy's a freak...

#hoof draws #hoofology #<-more on the idea of bunny having some kind of weird. Thing for being predated #does this count as suggestive #also tangentially on the first panel. I'm SO mad there's no gyro places here- not even an hour away #got spoiled by the dino's in st paul evidently and now I MISSS lamb meat #suggestive #cannibalism #<-as per request

[kanrix]

Mhm

#screenshot redraws #charlie #hazbin hotel #alastor #lucifer #idk how to tag for spoilers. #does this even count as a spoiler? #hazbin hotel episode 5

[detroitbecomefandom]

#ah yes another one of those things that seemed funnier in my brainhole #does this even count as a meme lmao #not dbh #ao3 #listen this is my emotional support website okay

[karoochui]

Its for your tits, simon.

#simon petrikov #fionna and cake #adventure time #prismo #i gotta see this man in a bra #fionna and cake spoilers #does this even count as a spoiler #Eh #mikas stuff

[hajihiko]

Just you and me and me and you just us and our mutual very close friend Steve

#fuyuhiko kuzuryu #hajime hinata #sdr2 #super danganronpa 2 #danganronpa 2 #an art #kuzuhina #Platonic still counts #Hinanami #Vibes of '10 YEARS we've known each other and now you don't wanna see me jump outta the cake?!' #Fuyuhiko is such a bitch. But he does forgive eventually. Maybe even makes up for it #Aed if you see this. Winks at you #wife (easy mode) & best friend (insanity mode) #This could even be..... #Kuzuhinanami #Chiaki kept Peko calm in the meanwhile. They had a girls night in ♡

[sadness-from-inside-out]

Am I allowed to just put jake where I have no ideas for other doodles I mean he’s stretchy so like

#adventure time #artwork #artists on tumblr #digital art #simon and marcy #simon petrikov #marceline the vampire queen #marceline #jake the dog I guess but does he really even count #ice king

[hahahalfwit]

I HATE MIRROR MIRROR IM GOIGN TO FROW UP

#this still counts as face practice😋😋😋 #IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE ABOUT THEM #star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #doctor mccoy #bones mccoy #how many name variations does he have cmon #spock #mirror spock #SO ANYWAY. I HATE MIRRORVERSE IT UPSETS ME DEEPLY. I DON'T LIKE EVIL #👈niceguy #i mean like yeah im insane insane insane about mirror mirror but the evil fics make me nauseous😋😋 #i kinda like it. but anyway #bones is such a creature. ignore spock being even more creature #wait is that spones? it is yes it is btw #spones

[kojitheopossum]

SO SESSION FIVE. HUH .

#WHAT are they cooking #god damn these rituals sure are intricate #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #it’s just straight up canon does this even count as shipping #ethubs #etho #bdubs #secret life #grian #tango #pearl #the mounders #secret life fanart #ethoslab #ethoslab fanart #bdouble100 fanart #bdoubleo100 #grian fanart #pearlescentmoon #my art

[sugarcoatednightshade]

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

#humans are space orcs #humans in space #earth is a deathworld #earth is space australia #tagging this so that ppl can find it even though the space shit i write about always feels like its in direct opposition to all the pop tag #also my biggest pet peeve in all of writing - all writing. everywhere. not just in fanfic but books and tv and movies too - is when people #write off an injury by saying something like 'oh nothing bad just a couple of scratches some bruising and a minor concussion' like girl WHA #MiNOr ConCuSSioN is such an oxymoron and I hate it so fucking much. like i dont care how minor it was thats still brain damage. #especially when the same character does this more than once. like im sorry ms. but uh. you can no longer read. or talk eloquently. sorry #evidence: my brother has had two 'minor' concussions and now cannot read write or speak without tremendous effort. And like its totally #ruined my ability to watch action shows/movies because now i just sit there and count how many concussions there characters are getting #after a certain point it becomes totally impossible to believe that these guys are able to function. (still fun to watch tho im not a hater

[sleepyflowershead]

i thought such idea like this after seeing so many pv, sm

pining this so lil intro for my concepts that just become a freaking au-

edit : yall seem uhh to like it so here something for the this one, edit again to make 2 lil more make sense, his name “jester”

shadow milk possessed pure vanilla mhm but he somehow make themselves bound together forever in mind, soul, mental, physical and got physical appearance change, pv can still like fight back but it won’t be enough (edit : finally it got edit of my mind, they pretty much a “mixed” as part of side effect)

2. white lily have tough time thinking be ofc that one 3rd choices but it also result pure vanilla getting seal away with shadow milk too, clock is ticking

she have no choices.

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #does even reference image like him even counts- #wooooo let go 2 post in one day bruh #she is depressions but i doubt ppl read tags uhhhh maybe? #trapped forever soul au