#don't think too hard about what the company does. idk either

[limerental]

ficletvember 2023 - day 2

thronebreaker corporate modern au

gen but implied meve/reynard and implied gascon/reynard

Under pressure to compete with Nilfgaard Industries, Meve must hire a social media manager to save her company from bankruptcy. Unfortunately, the only applicant is Gascon.

Meve got into the office later than she'd like, having slept through several alarms after a night's sleep as poor as usual.

If she hadn't been urged home by her well-meaning assistant, she would have stayed up half the night and slept on the horrible sofa in the corner of her office and oken just as sore and grouchy.

But at least on time.

The drive in on her motobike, ordinarily enough to lift her spirits, served only to remind her that summer would be over soon. 

The morning air had taken on a chill, her curled fingers wind-beaten and stiff as she parked in the garage. Every month that passed only served to remind her of the sorry state of her company's finances. She dreaded the next quarterly report.

If they didn't turn it around by the end of the year, then everything she'd worked for could be lost.

She startled Reynard at his desk as she dropped her bag and helmet in a haphazard pile. 

The man had donned his mustard yellow office cardigan that lived draped over the back of his chair. Another sure sign of fall approaching. He looked as exhausted as she felt, eyes bruised beneath the wire frames of his reading glasses.

Must have slept here. The hypocrite. She'd have to remember to urge him home tonight before he could urge her.

"Morning, ma'am," Reynard greeted with his usual grimace of a smile, "your interview is waiting for you in th' board room."

"My what?" 

"The social media manager position, ma'am. Your only applicant."

Meve groaned.

She'd hoped to grab an espresso from the temperamental machine down the hall before even thinking of speaking to anyone. 

Wordlessly, Reynard interrupted her downward spiral by presenting her with a steaming cup he'd had ready. Sixth sense for any small thing she needed, that man.

"I'd crash and burn without you, love," Meve said and did not miss the man's flustered fiddle with the tidy papers on his desk. She hid a smile against the rim of her espresso. A smile that faded as she prepared mentally for the task at hand.

An interview. For a social media position that didn't seem wholly necessary.

The company'd gotten on just fine for years without any accounts and with a bare bones website updated once a year. 

Or maybe not.

They were facing potential bankruptcy after all. Mostly thanks to the looming threat of their main competitor, Nilfgaard Industries. Nilfgaard likely had a whole office dedicated purely to managing their internet presence.

She and Reynard had briefly given it a go themselves, hunched together over Meve's aging laptop, but neither were anything approaching technologically savvy. Or sociable. Meve had last logged into her Facebook years ago after tiring of bigoted relatives, and Reynard's tech knowledge began and ended with a bizarrely intimate relationship with the office fax machine.

In other words, they'd both floundered and given up quickly.

Meve glanced at the portfolio handed over by Reynard, her brow furrowing.

She tipped back her coffee, grimaced, and made for the board roam.

*

The man who waited for his interview had kicked his feet up on the conference table, wide-brimmed cap sifting askew on his head.

It was maybe a little generous to call him a man. His resume claimed he had a degree in Public Relations from a reputable university, but he looked no older than her own teenaged sons.

He also appeared to be sleeping, his head fallen against his shoulder.

Meve cleared her throat.

A small, shaggy dog suddenly began to bark as it leapt at her from beneath the table, which nearly startled Meve into dropping the dregs of her espresso and prompted the boy to wake.

"Down, boy!" he called, laughing, and the little beast gave up on bouncing against her legs to skitter back under the table.

"Um," said Meve, dumbfounded.

The boy stood to greet her, dimpled grin more charming than it should have been given the circumstances.

"Gascon," he said with a vigorous shake of her hand. "And you've met Knickers. I'm his emotional support dog." 

"Right," she said. "Pardon me a moment."

*

Reynard grimaced at her in sympathy.

And yet, he'd failed to warn her. The bastard.

"Reynard, there's an imbecile in the board room. Are you certain that–?"

"Yes," said Reynard morosely.

"And do we really need–?"

"Yes, we do."

"And he was truly the only–?"

"Unfortunately."

Meve sighed.

*

Gascon had returned to his presumptuous lounge, his boots dirtying the conference table. He waggled his fingers at her in greeting.

Intent on getting this over with as quickly as possible, Meve sat across from him, lips pursed. Rarely one for rigid formal office decorum, she sat prim and still with her legs politely crossed for once.

The boy didn't take a hint.

He tipped back his chair onto two legs, clasped hands folded across his chest. He'd deigned to wear a dress shirt at least, but one so wrinkled and buttoned so haphazardly that he may as well have worn a track suit and appeared more put together.

"May we begin?" Meve asked and didn't wait for Gascon's sweeping gesture to go on before cracking open the folder before her. 

On paper, he seemed well-qualified for the position, as far as she could tell. A sizeable following on several platforms Reynard had suggested they target. Several internships and professional references.  

Unfortunately, his list of accolades veered increasingly into the absurd the further down the list she scanned. A successful SoundCloud. Viral TikToks. Under managerial experience, he had listed–

"It says here that for the past five years your only source of employment has been," Meve adjusted her reading glasses, stolen from Reynard's stash of extras, "moderating a Minecraft server."

"Oh yeah, and th' discord," said Gascon. "Hard fuckin' work. Full-time gig."

"Right," said Meve stiffly, regretting every decision she had made in her life up to this point, most chiefly in choosing to take over her late husband's company after his untimely passing rather than doing something more sensible and less likely to leave her most likely forced to hire this idiot.

She flipped through several more pages of the boy's portfolio.

Only to go still as she was greeted with an elaborate drawing of a cartoon dog with truly alarmingly large breasts stretching tight its shirt, its tongue lolling out and eyes crossed.

"Oh, I can design a mascot," said Gascon cheerily. "Figure this boring old joint needs one. Could print somethin' like that on your business cards."

Meve breathed slowly through her nose.

She focused very intently on imagining the fate of the company if something couldn't be done to bring in more revenue. Forget her own income and livelihood, her employees and their families relied on her. Nilfgaard's recent monopoly on the industry meant if this place went under, there'd be no choice but settling for its appalling labor practices and questionable ethics.

She had very little choice.

Unfortunately, this overgrown child of a man with his yappy dog and utter lack of professionalism might be their last hope to break into new markets and turn the company around.

Even worse, as Gascon chattered on happily about his several step plan to build their platforms, she noted that nothing he said sounded overly absurd.  

She had no choice but to hire him.

Much whooping and ridiculous howling followed her announcement. The little dog danced on its hind legs like a circus act, and the boy stopped to film it, cackling.

Meve sighed even more deeply.

*

Though Meve feared she would regret her decision, some of her reservations were tempered by the amusing sight of Reynard flushed pink as Gascon leaned flirtatiously across his desk to speak with him, mussing carefully organized documents.

Her reservations returned tenfold when Knickers lifted its leg on the edge of the desk.

#my fic #this is deeply silly lmao #don't think too hard about what the company does. idk either #witcher fic #thronebreaker

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

the abandonment issues au,,

where Sun and Moon gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss their way into ur heart

and then turn into sad wet baby kittens when u find out and call them out on it <3

(copy and pasted from the space aces discord, sorry fellas lmao)

abandonment issues au:

ok what if. fucked up au time

where. reader is the new daycare assistant or a mechanic or smthn idk theyre working withh Sun and Moon thats the important part

i think it works better if theyre like, Sun n Moon's handler? Bc they r closer that way and it makes it more fucked up lmaooooo

so basically. this takes place right after Sun n Moon had their best friend-handler person leave bc Sun n Moon had been acting increasingly volatile n buggy n rlly just having issues but the more the previous handler tried to talk to them abt it and fix it the more they got anxious abt getting decommissioned and would cover up the problems n act like nothing was wrong

and eventually one day the previous handler nearly got rlly hurt and knew they had to leave bc it wasn't safe for them and they left a detailed warning/report for the mechanics

(and they didnt say goodbye, not out of malice or anything just bc they didnt want even more reasons for Sun n Moon to act up/potentially hurt them or themselves)

so. the mechanics did a total clean up of Sun n Moon's system, basically left their memories but scrubbed their data of a lot of the 'feelings' they'd had- mostly wiping away the feelings tied to 'good' memories, and the only thing Sun n Moon could do to fill in the void of 'feelings' was assign different feelings in their place, so when they once looked back and felt happy or nostalgic, now they feel confused and angry and sad and betrayed bc why was all of that happiness taken from them?? why did their handler hurt them like this??

so the scrubbing of their systems, which was one thing they really really didn't want to have done for fear of losing their memories entirely, DID work in putting their issues on a much lower level,, but it didn't get rid of the issues entirely. Now they're just,, easier to hide or play off or ignore. They're careful around the kids, of course, but they do at times have trouble with their motor controls or their speech will glitch slightly, etc

a few handlers come and go, never staying for more than a week or so- none of them really care about the job, don't see Sun n Moon as coworkers but more like fancy 'machines' with no real thoughts or emotions, they normally leave after Sun or Moon has a glitchy moment and nearly hurts them or, in at least one case, does hurt them by squeezing their wrist too hard. more often than not, the ppl applying for the position read the list of warnings n cautions and are like 'hell nahh' and bail immediately

then. in comes,, reader. local dumbass. most endearing of idiots. a bit dense. very much clueless. dearly beloved

you're the first one to really treat them like your coworkers, making small talk and being friendly and kind and patient and laughing at their jokes. you smile when you introduce yourself, offering your hand for them to shake- not afraid of them or their little twitches at all. god, how they missed that. you remind them of their previous handler, if only in how you see them like theyre people and not machines.

and they make a mutual agreement to do whatever they can to keep you as their handler. even if it means dodging around company rules and policies by doing something like crumpling up the confidential 'warning' forms, ortelling the occasional white lie, like forging your signature onto the papers when your back is turned and making sure it makes it to your manager without either of you noticing who exactly was putting it on their desk.

you've already started calling them your friends the first time they have a glitchy moment. you're doing detailing work on their endoskeleton, really just cleaning dust away and making sure everything looks the way it does in the manual, when they break something- a tablet, a pen, your phone, whatever it is, it happens in an instant and startles you.

when Sun n Moon come to and realize whats happened theyre terrified. what if you use this as some kind of excuse to leave? What if you abandon them, just like their previous handler did? What if you start treating them differently, or you tell the staff that they need to be scrapped

so when you ask what that was about, they're frantic, quick to come up with something, anything that might make you shrug and forget all about it,

"Well, you WERE just working on their insides, right? That must have been something YOU did to suddenly make us do something like THAT! There's no way else it could have happened. Right?"

You take the lie hook, line, and sinker, apologizing profusely, promising to try harder to make sure nothing like that happens again. The relief they feel is almost euphoric. They pat you on the head kindly, reassuring you that they know you didn't do it on purpose, it was just a little mess up! You're fine, friend, we forgive you.

From then on, they dodge blame and truth alike, most often redirecting your attention to something you must have said or done to make something so strange and out of character for them happen so suddenly, and you believe them, full of apologies and careful words and actions and nervous worrying about doing things wrong and hurting them somehow. It's cute, how anxious you can get. It's cuter, how you melt for their comfort and reassurance. 

They play the song and dance with you again and again, weaving doubt and guilt into you more and more frequently. Until one day, you mumble something about how 'maybe i'm not cut out for this, maybe i should switch to be on the janitorial team instead, or some other department, i don't want to hurt you guys, or-or be the reason someone else gets hurt, i clearly dont know what im doing, and it's only gotten worse, maybe i should talk to my manager,,' and they panic

don't be silly, friend!!!! you can't just leave like that, what about the kids, what about that puppet show you had helped them plan, did you really want to just abandon all that?? so what if maybe they had the occasional hiccup, you were always there to smooth it over, who cared whether they dropped things from time to time, or- or broke a toy or two, that didn't matter, did it??? You were getting so good at being their handler, your little mistakes were normal, come on, you don't want to leave your very best friends. Do you?

and you cave, agreeing to stay, and they are so, so extremely careful to hide their little moments from you for several weeks, making sure you don't notice their tiny twitches or split seconds of glitchy voices, maybe keeping a closer eye on you than would be comfortable, watching over your shoulder each time you type up a report about the day, giving the manager a loathsome glower behind your back whenever they happen by,, and every time you leave you say 'i'll see you guys tomorrow!,' they grab onto your sleeve and respond with 'promise?' so you always know that they really, really do want you to come back

and then. one day,, you decide to go looking in their files for something small and silly, like what kinds of updates had been added to their pick-up protocols, and you find the warnings and cautions forms

and you see your signature on them, but you would definitely remember this and you are absolutely certain you have never seen these papers in your life. and you take the papers and you go to ask them about it.

"i thought you said you never had any problems before? you told me you never had any issues before but this- this is full of things that you- and you, you've been having these problems for that long??"

they stumble over their words, frantic, panicked, backpedaling on everything theyve ever said, trying meekly to grab the papers from your hands, piling excuses on excuses 

"you knew? you knew you were having these problems, and you didn't tell me? and you- you told me it was my fault!"

you're close to tears, hurt that they lied more than anything. you keep backing away from them, dodging their attempts to get the forms. they don't know which is worse- seeing that look on your face, or when they were left without so much as a goodbye.

"you could have told me. i thought i was the reason for everything, i thought i was hurting you, and you just... you lied right to my face and let me think that."

theyre putting on their best soothing voice, movements slow and gentle, wanting to comfort you and wipe those tears away and reassure you somehow that this- this isn't their fault, none of it is, it never was, they're fine and you're fine and nothing was ever wrong, and everything will be fine if only you calm down and stay

you can tell they arent really listening. you take a deep breath and turn away from them, scraping the tears from your face. you tell them you're going to go home and write up a report about all of this and when you come back you can go over it together before you send it to management, but right now you're leaving because you need space to breathe and time to think

but all they hear is that you're leaving, and they panic.

they don't hurt you, of course! but right now you're not allowed to leave.

you try to shut out the sound of them crying and apologizing and begging, even if it breaks your heart, because right now all you want to do is go home and lie in your stupid bed and have a stupid cry in your favorite pajamas. but you try every door you can think of- none of them open. you've sstayed past closing more than once, but the doors aren't normally shuttered for another two hours,, and you're pretty sure the night guard isn't even here yet

the entire time you're walking around the 'plex, Moon is trailing sadly behind you, waiting with the saddest, most pathetic wet cat look an animatronic can achieve, for you to turn and face them again

and thus begins what is probably the longest night of your life, spent trying to avoid your animatronic friends/coworkers who are acting like the worlds clingiest ex who just got broken up with and who can't stop dropping sad love songs in ur dms

by the time morning rolls around, they agree to actually go to parts n services and cooperate and try their best to get whatever is wrong with them repaired, even if it means they might get decomissioned. in the mean time, you promise to come back once they're fixed and work with them to help them get back to their old selves- or at least, back to how they were before any potentially dangerous bugs

basically this is the 'sun and moon have abandonment issues and gaslight you abt it' au

idk what else would happen tbh idk why i thought this au needed to exist either but here we are *lays facedown in a puddle*

#bones of a rabbit #bones of a rabbit au #fnaf au #fnaf sun/moon #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf dca #fnaf sun/moon x reader #fnaf sun x reader #fnaf moon x reader #au ideas #idea rambles #rambling #tw gaslighting #tw jealousy #tw obsessive behavior #tw possessive behavior #clingy sun and moon #tw guilt #abandonment issues au #abandonment au #they r very mentally ill ur honor #long post #fnaf fanfic

[skzhua]

BESTIE SJSJSJ FIRST IMMA SAY YOUR ANGST WITH THE HAPPY ENDS? ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL LIKE IVE READ PLENTY AND NEVER COULD FIND ONE THAT SCRATCHED MY ITCH (or whatever they say)😭 SOOOO I SAW UOUR REQUESTS WERE OPENED AND I RAN HERE😭😭😭 i don't have a very ... Particular request like idk the exact word but it's basically just a smol thought you can write if you like💀

So basically stumbled upon a video of Binnie talking about how memebers are when angry and him sayin all it takes for him to calm down IS ANY SORT IF PHYSICAL TOUCH

Simply shakes me to the core every time I think about him being putty in my hands 🫦🫦 (no calling me out for being delusional i will police and jail)

Idek know how to base an entire one shot around just this tiny thing so let's just pretend i was gushing if you can't either 💀💀💀

The Three Times Changbin Got Mad, and the One Time He Didn't

MASTERLIST

Pairing Seo Changbin x Reader

Genre: Angst, fluff.

Word Count: 1,777

Warnings: Swearing. (not proofread yet!)

A/N: Like you said, extremely hard to base off an entire imagine just from this so I'm sorry if this is shitty. I tried real hard for inspiration to come but Changbin is such a soft person in my mind that I genuinely can't wrap my head around him getting angry lmao. I hope this does the trick!

In the few years you had been dating the man, Changbin liked to consider himself as a calm person. In fact, he only got angry a few times. But those few times were intense.

one.

JYP criticized his song. By then, it was no surprise to anyone that Changbin had some dislike towards his big boss. However, it was not the first time he got some harsh reviews on a demo. So why did this one in particular made him especially pissed? Because he wrote it about his lover, you.

When he wrote it, he hadn't seen you in days and missed you terribly. He gave his all to this song as he arranged and composed it only a few days after writing it. Once you finally found the time to see each other, he was so proud to show it to you. Of course you loved it and almost cried because, come on, how sweet is it that your boyfriend loves you so much that he makes a song about you?

Apparently, it was not enough to be released as an SKZ-RECORD.

"Is it the melody? I could change the hook for-" Changbin started, but Chan put his hand on his shoulder as to stop him from speaking any more.

"It's not just the melody. The lyrics are very explicitly directed to a significant other and some fans might react poorly to it. Plus, it doesn't sound like the kind of music you'd release. Your tone is too soft unlike usually."

Changbin was baffled. "Too soft? What about it? Do you expect me to sing about the love of my life while growling?"

Chan felt the tension growing. "Bin, it's not-"

"You think it's bad too?" he scoffed.

"I didn't say that but-"

"No, I get it." he cut him off again. "Thank you both for the feedback."

And just like that, he stormed out of the room, heading straight to the gym. It was the only he thought of letting out the build up rage his coworkers had caused. Music blasting in his headphones, doing his nth squat, he still couldn't calm down. As he dropped his dumbbell in front of him, his attention was drifted to the door opening to his left. Jisung stood there with a small smile. Changbin removed turned off his music and greeted the younger man with a wave. Jisung dropped his things in the corner of the room where the lockers were located before he joined him.

"You started without me?"

Changbin nodded, sweat dripping on his face. "I left the company early."

"Chan told me."

Not wanting to discuss about what had happened, he turned his music back on and went on with his workout. Jisung got the message and didn't bother him any further. They exercised together in silence.

An hour later, they left to go back home. It was no surprise for anyone when Changbin didn't take the time to greet Chan when he walked in the dorm as he went straight to his room. He pulled out a bag and then dialed your number.

On your side, you were doing nothing but watching a movie. Not having gotten the proper sleep for a while, you were dozing off easily. The ring coming from your phone woke you up immediately. Recognizing the contact picture of your boyfriend, you wasted no time to answer.

"Hey." you answered with a yawn.

"Hey." Changbin said softly. "Did I wake you up?"

"No." you chuckled. "What's up?"

He sighed in hesitation. "Can I come sleep at your place tonight? Something happened at work and I can't seem to calm down."

"Of course you can, but I might be already asleep when you come."

"It's fine with me, I just need a break from the guys for a bit."

Although he couldn't see, you smiled sadly. If he needed a break from the boys, it meant something really bad happened. Otherwise, he would try to fix things instead.

"Alright. If I don't answer the door, just come in, okay?!

And that's what he did. He did argue a bit with Chan whether it was a good idea sleeping at your place when they had an early practice the next day. Still, he left harshly and went to your apartment.

As you had predicted, you had fallen asleep already. His heart did get lighter at the sight of you, but he still had this knot inside of his stomach. In silence, he slipped under the covers and closed his eyes.

two.

Changbin was already having a bad day. Not having slept much the night before, he was most definitely exhausted. So when Minho pointed out that he did not do a move the right way, it only fed his anger.

"We've been doing this choreography enough times, you should be able to do it properly." Minho sighed. "Can I see it again?"

Changbin suppressed any sign of annoyance and did as told. And he made the same mistake again.

Minho shook his head. "Try again."

And again, same thing.

"I'm sorry." he apologized in a small voice.

"We have a showcase tomorrow, you are supposed to master the choreography." Minho exhaled. "Again."

And it was the same. Maybe having called you until late at night was not a good idea after all.

"What is it with you today? Stop think about Y/N and focus."

That reached Changbin's limit. He would take any criticism or even insults, but he would never accept someone bringing you up for no reason.

"You know I can do this move normally, can't we just move on?"

"I'm just saying if you weren't so distracted with her-"

Changbin scoffed. "Don't go there, Minho."

"Am I wrong, though? I get you have your own little adventure with her, but I still expect you to be doing this properly."

"We're only practicing."

"And we visibly need practicing here."

Chan walked to stand between the two men. "Alright, I think this is enough."

"Tell that to him." Changbin nodded his head at Minho.

"I'm sorry for wanting us to be at our best."

"So the best would be for me to break up with Y/N and miserably work non-stop here?"

Minho's jaw clenched, Changbin could see it. The lack of answer was his cue that he had enough of the day. With a decided walk, he took his belongings and didn't forget to slam the door behind him.

He would have called you, but you had gone back to your parents' home for the weekend and he knew how much you missed them. So he went to the studio and drowned himself in his music. Oddly enough, he had enough inspiration to write a song. It was mostly spiteful so he would never actually put it out, but it did help. Still, even after hours submerged in sound mixing and some recordings here and there, he could get rid of the anger Minho had grown in his core.

He really wished you were there.

three.

Jeongin stole his protein shake. For anyone else, this was not an issue at all. However, Changbin took his workout very seriously. So much so that it was almost to the point he'd pass it before the members. In this case, it was definitely that.

"It's half empty." he said through the phone.

The younger man having left to start his day already, he tried his best to justify his action from afar. "I stayed over last night and woke up late, this was the only thing I could digest quickly for the day. Anyway, you told me you'd make me one at some point."

Changbin scoffed. "I told you I'd make you one on the day you stop being a little shit."

"Hey, I have been nice for quite a while now."

"Congrats? What do you want me to say? Jeongin, this was perfectly mesured for me to get through the day and I was running out of protein powder so I was kind of counting on this one for my diet."

"Sorry, I didn't know."

"You could've asked at the very least."

"I said I'm sorry, really."

"Yeah right."

And he hung up, steam coming out of his ears as he stared at the shaker.

four.

The slam of the hotel room's door made your heart stop for a second. When your eyes laid on your boyfriend coming in, you calmed down immediately. Still, the look on his face didn't scream happiness and that perked some worry in you.

"Hey, baby." you said softly while he was taking his shoes off.

"Hi."

He didn't speak any more and dropped down on the chair opposite to where you were. You knew him better than anybody else but the expression on his face was unreadable. It was negative for sure but you couldn't pinpoint what it was exactly.

"How was the concert?" you finally broke the silence.

"The usual." he answered boringly.

"The fans?"

He shrugged his shoulders. "The usual."

Something was off and it annoyed the shit out of you. "Alright, what happened?"

"Nothing."

"I'm not taking this as an answer."

He sighed, already feeling defeated. He couldn't hide anything from you, even the slightest thing. He went up to you and sat on the bed.

"It's not that big of a deal but my mic was cut and I missed a whole rap verse."

You let out a breath. "That's a shame... They fixed it at least?"

"Yeah but I got nervous after and messed everything up. Chan was on my back for the rest of the night and it pissed me off. Like, I don't know, I was trying."

You shushed him quick by stroking his hand with your thumb. Instantly, you could see his whole body relax a little. You didn't need to ask for him to crawl next to you, allowing you to engulf him in a cuddle. Rubbing the sides of his body, you kept quiet as your sole goal was to comfort him.

Changbin felt his heart pound less and less as he melted under your touch. Affection has always worked on him as a way to relax but you were a special one. Your presence could be enough for him to forget about anything remotely frustrating. You were his safe space and he felt so much love for you, no shit he would calm down so fast.

"Thank you." he whispered with a smile.

"It's nothing. Now, how about I order us some food and we go to bed?"

He moved around so he could see your face and smirked. "Are you paying?"

"Don't push your luck, Seo."

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[theman-and-themachine]

Weird fucking thang. Posting these sketches just so i can talk about her. What if there was a guy who could be so insecure but so much better at hiding it.

Idfk whats going on with her outfit but its stuck on me so im keeping it.SHE'S WEARING STOCKINGS/leggings? BUT THEYRE WHITE SO IDK HOW TO VISUALIZE THAT. Hair is either a perm OR welcome side-effects from bleach + bright ass red hair dye (yes lizzie is ginger but she will dye her hair more red because. Clown.). Make up is exaggerated, lips and eyeshadoe overfilled, blush too bright/dark, literally everything besides actual greasepaint. Also she has funshaped suit cuffs button things..HONESTLY SHES HAVING A RLLY FUN TIME BEING DRAMATIC she goes to stock holder meetings dressed like this.

Elizabeth immediantly latches onto the Make ur Own Nice Fantasy and Friends thing :). She thinks this is a perfect idea. Like a LOT MORE INVOLVED version of movie william, sorta, i think she directly talks to the animatronics (esp. The funtimes)..but refuses to say their Real Names or talk about their old life in any way but sorta mean like "arent you glad you can be here now instead :3?"

The funtimes grow to FUCKING HATE HER. esp..because they are probably the ones she's "closest" to. And the ones she had the most hand in killing. (And they're also the ones that have been shown to revolt in canon.)

So eventually she gets too handsy or tests her luck somehow, with Baby(a couple of souls amalgamed into one robot, plus an AI), and, snatch, Lizzie is grabbed by her arm, pulled forward, and Baby clamps down on bone. Hard enough to chomp off (they made improvements to their strength.

If Lizzie hadn't had the knowledge of What They Do, and if she was younger and smaller, she'd be dead. She's not.

As soon as she's not dying from bloodloss and probably not from sepsis, she just goes ":o] okay i want a robot arm, daddy." And Bill is happy to oblige, mostly just scaling down blue prints from Baby's arm.

Elizabeth really enjoys giving handshakes with that arm. And using it to showcase all the wonderful potential Afton Robotics has. Fully artifulated and very strong :o].no dont worry about the phantom pains or how far the wires must go into your skin. Don't worry about how invasive or dangerous or the burns or how it Never Really Feels like I'm in control of it--Aren't you a fan of Progress, John? Don't stifle this. Imagine the profits

She clamps down harder on what's Proper Behavior for the funtimes. Many controlled shocks. I think she becomes a lot more cautious (but certainly she'll never be as much of a scaredy cat as Bill. She's above that.).

I think she's generally very insecure and shit. I think she's sort of feels "hollow" , no real self, similar to Bill. But i think she knows she's much better at hiding it, and knows how to be much more of a character. She's more solid. More grounded. She knows what she wants and By God she is going to get it.

I think she absolutely hates going to social events that are not 99% business. Elizabeth cannot exist in normal public life-- she's better than that (shes so so scared. She does not know how to act normal.).

What if a guy was extremely agoraphobic. I mean she's been hanging out in a fucking underground bunker for most of her life, besides school. That's where all the fun happens and where she can be in control.

She takes over Afton robotics, legally, as soon as William Afton goes missing. She Really takes over when "Dave Miller" goes missing, and when she snoops and finds his dead, "lifeless" body in the rabbit suit. She thinks this is a wonderful opprunity. She has so many ideas she needs to get out there, now that she's not stifled.

I think she takes this oppurtunity to Expand and seperate the brand from previous associations (leaches). Sues Henry Emily and his strand of the company. I dont know if she wins but that happens.

I think. I think. I'm going to make the Circus aniamtronics (the fucking funko pop shit) to be Lizzie's own little experiment at expanding the brand. I THINK SHE DOES SO WELL and takes the killing into her own hands esp now <3.

Aaaaaughhh idk i love lizzie so much. Thiss is rambly AND ALL SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

#dottxt #dotpng

[nakanotamu]

Why does Mayu dislike Kokomo?

I wouldn't really say she dislikes Komomo so much as she's disappointed in Komomo, which is of course worse.

There are a few wrestlers in Stardom right now whose like, defining character trait is how much they LOVE WRESTLING, just as like, as a physical artform, the techniques, the matches, the fighting. That's not Komomo. Momo loves Stardom, specifically Stars, extra-specifically Stars from around 2018-19, when they were defined by Mayu/Arisa/Saki/Tam as the core of the unit. She idolizes that era of the unit a LOT - that's why she specifically requested to join Stars, even despite Tam and Unagi rolling out the reverse-psychology red carpet to try and invite her to Cosmic Angels.

But even out of those four, Saki is her #1, her bias, her babygirl. For a while she had this belief that Stars is SO GREAT that she would be able to bring back all the former members just by asking them, though she's pretty much gotten over that. But even with her Oedo Tai ways, Momo's love for Saki has not diminished in the slightest. She's uh. Maybe even a little into it.

Okay, maybe a lot into it.

In their 5 Star match, Saki said Momo could either have a free signed photobook, or she could have the two points from their match. Momo said "Easy, the signed photobook, no question. And then I'll just beat you anyway." Saki tried to make her give the photobook back once she actually pulled it off but it seemed like she just liked that too.

So anyway, despite clearly being the best wrestler of all time, Momo performs pretty poorly as far as actual results. She's not really a rookie any more, not that she's extremely experienced, but she's been wrestling for a few years and should kind of be doing better than she does; the idea is she basically loves Stardom too much to just focus on the fact that she's actually there now and should be trying to win.

So she teams with Mayu in Tag League this year. It's a dream come true for Momo and she is SO DETERMINED to make Mayu proud. Mayu is... supportive, basically saying she thinks Momo has potential, but lacks discipline, so she's not sure how it'll go. At one point she says "Komomo could be my best tag partner ever or my worst tag partner ever, that's up to her."

They do... okay? I'd say, better than you'd expect from a "one of the strongest people in the company and an underperforming rookie" team. But Mayu knows Momo's trying, and that's what counts. They do get some wins that are decent for them, but some disappointing losses too.

But their opponents on the last day are Team We Love ToSpo, Saki and Fukigen Death, and Momo shows up looking like this:

(In case you can't make it out, her extra gear all says "Saki Kashima" and "LOVE")

They actually win the match, thanks to Mayu "I definitely don't pay attention to or care about Saki Kashima" Iwatani pinning Saki with her own move, but Mayu is PISSED at Komomo for going into this match where she is supposed to be her tag partner completely decked out in Saki stan gear. Saki Kashima, who did betray her horribly. She says she's not taking it seriously enough, that the rest of Stars give her dirty looks for this stuff, that this is why Hazuki gave up on training her.

Komomo is gutted. She says this is who she is but she doesn't want to let Mayu down and doesn't want Stars to hate her, so she'll reflect on it and work really hard to make them proud. She enters Triangle Derby alongside Mayu and Hanan, and it's not quite clear whether she specifically asked for that to be their team, or if she's just happy with the team she was assigned. Hanan constantly assumes everything in Stars is great so she's happy as a clam. Mayu is pissed though, and while she seems to feel maybe a little bad for coming off so harsh after last time, she also REALLY doesn't want to deal with that shit again.

Idk if you've seen the gifs/clips, anon/readers, of Hazuki slapping the absolute shit out of Komomo in their match in December, but that's what it was about. Komomo was so excited to wrestle against Stars and got caught up doing the kuma dance with Koguma, and Hazuki slaps the daylights out of her not because she hates her or something, but because she's being a Stardom stan first and a wrestler second AGAIN.

So so far, that's been Komomo's story in Triangle Derby. She's trying SO, SO HARD to squash down the stan part of herself, and is managing to try really hard and wrestle seriously! They fought Saki's team, Gold Ship, in their very first match, Momo specifically volunteered to go first, AND tried to call out Saki to prove she would fight her seriously this time. (Saki ignored her, obviously, but once they were in the ring together Komomo did pull it off!) They also fought their Stars teammates again, and once again this time Momo took it very seriously instead of getting caught up like she did in the past. H&M's lost both times, but Hazuki said she could tell Momo was really trying to win and that's the part of her she loves to see.

But it hasn't translated to success. H&M's are the only team in the tournament, aside from Lollipop, Waka Tsukiyama's team, that haven't won a single match yet. And if you know who Waka is you know their goal is literally just to win one match, so that's a pretty pathetic comparison for the team that has Mayu in it.

And that being the nature of tournaments, that's where things are at now. We'll have to keep watching to see how things go for Mayu and Komomo. Personally, I really, really want Momo to fail at keeping her ultra stan aura down and absolutely explode on Mayu, brutally turning on her and at the same time finally getting the full, complete Stars experience. I'm kidding, mostly, but I do hope she leaves Stars. I think if the story ends up just being "she squashed down the part of herself that loves this more than anything and eventually started winning" that would be a major fucking bummer.

As for where she could go if things do shake out that way, I would accept pretty much anywhere. I think lots of people see her joining Oedo Tai to be with Saki, and I wouldn't complain about that at all. However, if I can be selfish and just pick one, well, there's one team that loves weirdoes who are too passionate about the things they care about, that she's teamed with before, that have her old friend with them, that even invited her to join them once.

I don't know how likely it might be, but there's not a shred of doubt in my mind as to where I hope she ends up.

Anyway thank you for reading, have some Komomo pics I love her so, so much that's my WIFE

#Stardom #joshi puroresu #Momo Kohgo #this ended up WAY longer than I expected lol add Komomo to the list of 'don't even get me started' ig #long post #my writing

[minquiec]

jipunk things I've been thinking about but I couldn't illustrate for a variety of reasons

streamer au -> minecraft?? au

idk this is rlly more of a crack au cause it's so unserious but I think I mentioned this some while ago but I forgor to add anything else onto it

the general idea is they're both streamers ahhayhah on a totally and definitely original streaming site called Switch hahaha so original hahaha

The both of them aren't overly popular but they have some form of reputation to their name cause for jia some of her stupid clips have gone viral (she does mostly gamer content 🎮💪🔥) where it's either her being real bad at the game or she's getting jumpscared and for hobie his content is a lot moreeee diverse I think, and he also streams a lot less than jia does cause it's just a side thing for him but some of his clips have gone viral for either music related reasons or it's something he's said (HES FUNNY IN A WAY YOU WOULDNT EXPECT KIND OF THING)

but I had this thought where it'd be kind of funny when he's streaming one day (one night tbh they both stream more at night) but he'd be on stream maybe playing his lil guitar and people just casually talking in the chat and suddenly they see the user 'oranjia' send a 'ALSMFNKS' and 'OWJDNJW' in the chat so ofc people who recognise her are all like ARIANA WHAT ARE U DOING HEREE and she gets clipped cause they're kind of two different streamers you'd never see interact

Idrk what happens next cause I haven't thought abt it but they'd probably suddenly have streams featuring the other and mostly gaming cause 🧍‍♂️how else do you collab stream idk

and then I kinda segwayed from this idea to fuckin,,,, MINECRAFT AU 💀💀💀 I DONT WANNA TALK ABT THE VERY OBVIOUS INSPIRATIONS FOR THIS (yes I used to be into them but not anymore for INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS reasons) but I've always loved the concept behind it cause you can't lie the LORE AND FANART BEHIND IT WAS SO FUN

their kid.

as if I couldn't hit a new low, I stun myself EVERYTIME 🔥 but. I've been thinking. A little too hard admittedly but I can't help it okay I'm just a girl 😞 but this is all a hypothetical cause I don't have an au where they're,,,able to have a KIDNDNEJDNENSNWS AUEGH ANYWAYS IF THEY DID I think her name would be clementine :3333 cause I think the name is really cute and for some reason i kept coming up w nicknames for her and I couldn't choose one so they all apply; clem, tina (clementine -> tine -> tina), nana

but I think she'd be so sweet :((( cause she'd be so well loved :(((((( cause both of them like kids ASHEHDH HB BEING A GIRL DAD IS DRIVIJG ME A LITTLE CRAZY ACTUALLY tbh he'd be okay w anything being gorl dad,,,,,, ueueueueueu m

chinatown singer au

I was thinking abt the lore abt this au it's kinda vague and I also forgot if I ever shared it but the idea was like the setting is a? chinatown somewhere in the middle of,,,,? The britland??? But also not at the same time cause idk the geography and history of England so I'm making shit up and making it MY version of England /jkjkjk but the idea is it's a chinatown

But I was thinking maybe like when he was a kid, he had gotten lost within the chinatown cos he randomly wandered in and it was getting dark and oh nooo I'm lost 😨😨 but wowww he bumps into this girl around his ageeee WONDER WHOOO

but she leads him out there and it's mostly jus them being sweet kids but they then don't see each other for a couple years cause 🤷 but jia grows up to be a singer in this theatre hall and hb ends up working??? Participating??? Idk he's involved with this newspaper company that's basically just. The spider society but in newspaper company form

And so one day he'd probably take a route thru the chinatown and spot her again in the big ass billboard and tbh idfk what happens next cause it's mostly just one sided pining bc he doesn't get to meet her for a good while till he bumps into her again 🤷🤷❓❓❓

sticking them into your name scene

i can't explain the emotional MAGNITUDE your name had on me and it's so funny cause at first i was like "can't be that good 😐" and then 1h 42 mins later im actually devastated but anyways

This is major spoilers for your name so just lyk

But there's this scene where the ml and fl meet up and they're about to write their names on each others palms but they're only able to see each other because of the twilight that was occurring in that moment (they're from different timelines if y'all don't know) but as the girl is abt to write her name on the guys hand THE TWILIGHT ENDS AND SHE DISAPPEARS AAUUEGHHH AND THE SCENE WAS SOOO GOOD CAUSE THE MUSIC WAS SUDDENLY CUT OFF AND ALL NOISE WAS CUT OFF EXCEPT FOR THE PEN HITTING THE GROUND THIS IS YOUR HOMEWORK GO GO FUCKING WSTCH YOUR NAME

But I was just thinking and it'd just fit them SO GOOD but I just rlly like your name and I like angst and I like jipunk so

behind the scenes au

GODDDD ACTOR AUUUUUHUHHHUHUHUHU OKAY I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW HOW JIA WOULD CANONICALLY FIT?? INTO THE MOVIE?? But if she did she would just be a side character tbh (get as much screen time as pav did LMAO)

But I love actor au so much cause it means the sad parts aren't real!! What do you mean they aren't all friends HUHH but anyways imagine bloopers or just the cast being sillay uahehehe

There would b a silly moment where (if the actor au was based off jia's lore) she'd have a little 'mr stark I don feel so good' moment and reference it and it would look real silly cause she has all these green screen parts on her AUSUUA

And also I thought abt this interview where the interviewer asks gwen abt jia and hb AKDNSM AND SHE JUST GOES "they are as insufferable as they are in the show" cause she's so sick of pda HWHDHW but i wanna draw this so bad :(( i love actor au

ballet and band player au

I had this idea literally MONTHS ago but it's rlly short and I haven't gotten around to making art or lore abt it but the premise is gwen does both ballet classes and in a band (hb's band el oh el) but jia is in gwens class and they are friends :333cc and so gwen would always mention jia to hb during practice so he's like nice 👍 glad you have a friend CAUSE HE APPRECIATES PEOPLE WHO ARE NICE TO HIS FRIENDS OKAY but maybe maybe maybe one day he picks gwen up and then THEY HAVE A MEET CUTE AUYUEYGGGEHHHE AND SO NOW HB ALWAHS COMES TO PICK GWENNY UP CAUSE HES JWNDNWNSNSSJ

maybe I should get myself checked out at a psych ward idk it's really unhealthy for me but do I care nno

#lorerambles #jipunk

[darkestprompts]

Hi! Idk if you know or play these, but I’m throwing the suggestion in here for a romcom (not sure about the com) visual novel/ dating sim featuring dd/dd2 characters as love interests. Dialogue options that spring to mind? Their preferred gifts/ not-so preferred ones? How their routes can be unlocked? Or anything you think of regarding mixing Darkest Dungeon with that genre, I’m interested !

Don’t pay this too much mind if you don’t know what I’m talking about though, all’s good ;D

In fact I have played quite a few dating sims! It's hard to go very deep into all of the characters, but here are some ideas:

Bonnie's route would be all about survival activities like roughing out in the wild and fixing up stuff. She starts a little wary that you will snub her, but all you really have to do to unlock her is to show interest in what she does, be humble and gentle. Eventually she'll start opening up about her childhood because she trusts the main character not to judge her. Her special gift is either an item you have to refurbish yourself, or something handmade. She'll give you a handcarved figurine in exchange. She's not fond of fancy gifts.

Baldwin will show up as a friendly company early, but he's so generally nice and polite, it's hard to get to something more. He acts like a wingman NPC and will try to direct you to other routes depending on who you have affinity with. You basically need to sit on his lap and get on his face to get it through that no, you don't want someone else. He likes the classics and will return in kind: flowers, pretty curiosities, books and poetry.

Reynauld's route has him avoiding romance and telling you multiple times that you have to be JUST. FRIENDS. Until he confesses that he's in love and has been for a while but everything is complicated by religion and his ruined marriage. Grabbing him by the shoulders and shaking him until he stops being stupid is encouraged for his best ending. He likes practical gifts, but will often respond with more traditional romantic gestures. He likes playing knight in shining armor, yknow.

Audrey's route is easy to start, hard to finish. She'll flirt with the MC outright, go on dates, but if you just go with the flow, she'll reject your confession later. You need to communicate that you want something serious (not too early though, she'll laugh it off) and trigger the event where she freaks out about it, because she already caught feelings. If successful, she'll tell you about her failed marriage. This magpie loves shiny trinkets, of course. She'll knit you something nice in exchange. She shares the common knitter belief that if you still like your partner more than the knitted piece by the time you finish it, they're the real deal. She'll also offer all sorts of things she... found.

In William's route you basically become Fergus's second parent and you two become a couple by default. It's very cozy and feel-good compared to the more drama-filled routes, although William will eventually vent about how he felt disillusioned when he found out his colleagues were all corrupt. But now MC gets to show him a brighter world again! You should give him sweets paired with treats for Fergus. He's the only one who thinks of asking the MC what they like before reciprocating.

Boudica's has a sort of rivalmance vibe. She has to respect the MC's mettle, but that also drives her into competition mode. "I bed no weaklings", you know? There's at least one scene where wrestling gets a little... hot 8) Lots of dramatic fight scenes too. She will trade you trophies from your enemies. You can gift her a book and you'll get a scene where she awkwardly admits she's still learning to read, but you can turn it into a positive by encouraging her. If you find her something from her tribe, though, you'll get a special cutscene where she finally shows some vulnerability.

Alhazred is... a curious case. It's all by the book at the beginning, flirting, exploring each other's interests, verbal fencing, the chemistry is there... Then he explains that he likes you very much, but he has an evil eldritch god in his body. The rest of the route is finding a way to deal with this problem. Alhazred likes books, but mostly the rare and obscure ones, and curious artifacts. Flowers will wither quickly if he takes them.

Amani is like a little oyster, very closed off and taciturn in the beginning, but turns out to be very sweet if you invest the time in her. If you focus too much on her physical beauty she'll turn you away. Asking about her home, talking about music and joining her in her dance routine is the way to go. There are intimate scenes where MC helps her change her bandages and about her nightmares. Incidentally, she does like pretty things, but the gifts that show that you care about her well-being are the highest ranked (like, say, a little aromatic pouch for a good night's sleep).

Junia's shy, but oh so easy to get close to. She has a few Helga Pataki "I love you... but I hate you! But I love you!" moments, but let's be real, she has no real desire to resist a bit of happiness. She pretty much can fall in love with the MC on her own if they are nice to her, and you only have to say yes. She likes traditional flowers and sweets, but religious items with a comforting meaning are best. Litanies of forgiveness, the rosary of a saint associated with lovers, that kind of thing.

Josephine's interesting, since you can't really gift her anything that she can't get for herself, you don't get much affinity from that. In fact, when you start her romance she is the one that responds by giving you gifts, even when she seems aloof. The whole point is getting her to show affection more directly instead of leaving gifts by your bed like a cat.

Dismas is that route where you get him by good humour and bantering, but it's will-they-or-won't-they until he can see he can trust the MC in actual danger. Then you have some insinuating back and forth for a while, until he confronts the player character about what their relationship really is. Dismas appreciates practical gifts, like good leather boots or a new whetstone, and, of course, good food. If he works up the courage to show you a poem, you know you got him good.

Missandei likes a strong, reliable MC that's still gets her soft side. She's very afraid of getting attached and feeling tied down when her wanderlust strikes. If MC gets across that they would follow wherever she goes, she'll suddenly get way more positive and open. It's you and her against the world now. She'll respond well to practical gifts, much like Dismas, but her favorites are actually the cutesy ones. Absolutely buy her sweets shaped like animals and soft plushies. She will gift back items to ensure the player's safety and health (really useful in this game).

Bigby is... complicated. The more he likes the MC the more he'll push them away, even hide from them if he must. What you have to do is prove that you can deal with his beastly side. That involves getting yourself in danger, so you better have a plan (his and Alhazred's are routes where you can actually die if you fuck up). Offer this man comfort, for the love of god. Chamomile tea, hot chocolate, a soft blanket, anything. Comforting religious items also work on him.

Paracelsus's route is another that is mainly about being supportive, like Bonnie's except it's about nerdery. Listening to her rants and actively participating in conversation when she throwing ideas around is half of the battle. Bring her specimens and she'll gift her experiments to you. You might need to be a guinea pig once or twice. This is also one where the MC needs to confess, because she'll have trouble identifying romantic love until they bring it up.

Sarmenti is the master of misdirection. He can turn anything into a joke, so flirting with him is rather difficult. Really, you got to be a friend first: stand by him and consistenly show concern. He will act out to indirectly push the MC away, that's when you need to call his bluff, at which point he'll confess. You have a special questline to repair his lute, it acts as his special gift. He'll make you a little puppet of himself ("so you won't miss me when you need a punchline!").

Barristan considers himself out of commission due to his age in the beginning of the game, but once you get flirting? Oh, that man is not dead, no, sir. He'll get some of his old vanity back and try to strut his stuff for the MC, but also be terrified of losing them. The real confrontation is less about the romance and more about him turning into a helicopter partner. His special gift is a custom shield. He won't be happy until you get a proper date with wine, flowers and good food.

Tardif's route is secret. You don't actually have an affinity meter or gifts for him, but when he aproves something you do you will get a little sound cue that can be easily missed. You have to avoid romancing someone else. You will know you are on the right path by other characters commenting that he scared someone off of courting MC. Then you will trigger a special event where you go out on a hunt together. There the magic happens.

Damian's route will unlock only after you finish the game once. Upon replay, he will start to say he feels signs from the Light about the MC, but is unsure what they mean. It's difficult as hell to complete, since you have to not push him completely away but still discourage his extreme religious views. He will accept religious and practical items, but they don't give much affinity. A Flagellant can't be attached to worldly items.

#darkest dungeon #asks #anon #dd lists #dd ensemble

[binch-i-might-be]

prostitue alex? nd married john? idk you dont have to it was just a thought 💔

I don't know if I'll ever write something like this but OH colour me intrigued!!!

I am thinking. college student Alex? still trying to pay off his dead mother's medical debt while financing school. maybe like 23/24

and of course: nepo baby John. 26/27 old. slightly pathetic in an endearing way (read: got married to his wife while being so very homosexual pretty much straight out of highschool because his father made it extremely clear that there would be No Money or Nepotism Job for him if he didn't immediately find a girl). thus extremely repressed and a pretty frequent enjoyer of sexworkers.

Alex doesn't work "solo", he's with a. um. company. John finds him on the website, thinks he's so fucking pretty and has a great ass, and the rest is history lmao

but Alex... intrigues him. like yeah he's a sexworker so he has his whole spiel for his customers, but beyond that, he's so well-spoken and witty and he seems really smart–and he charges mostly by the hour. as long as he's getting paid, he'll stay with John even if they're not having sex.

anyway what I'm saying is John lowkey sugar daddies his way into getting to know Alex. real, actual Alex, not the act he puts on for customers.

and he falls. hard. and sometimes he thinks–wants to think, oh god–that Alex isn't just in it for the money with him either. that he likes him too.

if we know one thing about John Laurens, it's that he's a disaster gay, so what this man does is.... he legitimately considers divorcing his wife and burning all bridges with his father and the family business to come out and ask Alex to be with him. he has his degree already after all and a good couple years experience with a prestigious company, so how hard can it really be to find a new job, right? and he never loved his wife anyway, surely she can be paid of, or something.

anything so he can be with Alex.

well. provided Alex wants to be with him too.

(he really, really does)

#i actually thought about this concept a lot when i was falling asleep yesterday lmao #i love my disastrous dramatic idiot boys so much #lams #ask #anon

[littlekohai77]

Turn offs/Weird and embarrassing moments during intercourse. (Part 1)

(Eleceed multi character headcanon)

🄲🄷🄰🅁🄰🄲🅃🄴🅁🅂: Jiwoo, Wooin, Jisuk, Subin, Sucheon, Kayden, Kartein, Suman, Dark/Amyoung/Louie, Vator, Julian, Arthur, Duke

🅆🄰🅁🄽🄸🄽🄶🅂: 🔞 NSFW, minor dni.

🌸🅹🅸🆆🅾🅾:

He's a total virgin so when y'all are doing it for the first time, it's a given that he doesn't know what to do. Which can be a turn off for some people but fear not, this baby is a fast learner.

If you're someone who's a sub and has difficulty with doming then doing it with him is gonna be tough. He is also a sub. If you still dom him, he'll go along with it but he no matter how much he tries to mask it.. .. He won't really be into it and will eventually tell you to stop because he knows your pushing yourself to top.

During the times he pushes himself to top, he quickly gives up because both you and him are cringing at his fruitless attempts at dirty talk.

The only way I can see him doming is through sex fueled by jealousy or anger. Which is a once in a blood moon occurrence.

He also cums way too fast. So when he is trying to satisfy you, he quite literally overstimulates himself.

🍜🆆🅾🅾🅸🅽:

He was really stiff during your first time. But worry not, he eased up at the end.

He is into food play and.. .. . As much as I don't wanna think about it.. . It's very likely that he has attempted to put jajangmyeon on you at least once. You obviously declined cause that shit would burn your 😺/🍆.

💨🅹🅸🆂🆄🅺:

He cannot put on a condom for the life of him. You'll be laying there all ready to be ravaged and this mofo will be sitting on the edge of the bed, cursing out the condom, the company who made them and their great ancestors. You'll eventually have to get up and help him. He'll be embarrassed and cranky about it for a week.

Queen Jiyoung or Inhyuk walked in on y'all.

If it was Jiyoung then she'd blush, storm out and order Inhyuk to do what needs to be done.

Which is Inhyuk barging in and lecturing y'all about doing it in more private spaces instead of the staff and/or storage rooms in Shinwa. Also makes sure y'all are using a condom, he doesn't want another Jisuk jumping around, one is tough to handle already.

He says all of this while Jisuk is still inside you and thrusting.

❄️🆂🆄🅱🅸🅽:

Accidentally uses her powers and you get ice burns. She obviously stops immediately and patches you up while apologizing profusely. Is afraid of doing it with you ever since and avoids doing it with you for weeks in fear of hurting you again.

Goes too far with the teasing.

If you too have a lip piercing than this has at least happened once or twice, y'all piercings get tangled or stuck together. How does it happen? Idk it just happens.

Y'all are both then just sitting there, lips attached to one another. And don't even get me started on how much it hurts if one of y'all tries to move away.

💜🆂🆄🅲🅷🅴🅾🅽:

Y'all idk honesty, I find this man so smexy that I can't figure out what might be a turn off.

He could be a little too harsh with his words sometimes.. . .. . If he's angry. But that means he's gonna pound you extra hard.

Maybe his pace becomes a little too much?

Idk.

Maybe he accidentally doesn't hear when you say the safe word.

One thing for sure is that if either Suman, Supil or Dusik walks in on y'all (which is very unlikely to happen since y'all fuck only in your bedrooms) he won't fuck you for a whole month. Yeah, that's how embarrassed he is.

⚡🅺🅰🆈🅳🅴🅽:

THIS MAN! THIS MAAAANNN!

He uses his powers a tiny bit to stimulate you and when he really get into it there are a few times where he accidentally shocks you a bit too much and it hurts.

If you are a powerful awakened then he tells you to deal with it. (This bitch)

I don't wanna think about it but........ Him transforming back to peak feline obesity while y'all are still doing it......... This could happen if he gets too horny and impatient, not wanting to wait until he has figured out his transformation powers. He will give you the cold shoulder for a month after this.

🌸 💊 🅺🅰🆁🆃🅴🅸🅽:

He calls all the parts by their respective names.

He moans like, "Ah~your vulva feels so good~"

"Oh~you like it when I rub your labia minora~?"

"Your clitoris glands are throbbing~"

When you tell him to just call them your vagina he straight up declines saying, "It's like calling your head, your neck."

He also declines to call your parts pussy because that's too vulgar and inaccurate for him.

But hey~at least he's a god at aftercare unlikely a certain somebody. Downside being that he expects you to give aftercare most of the time.

💜🆂🆄🅼🅰🅽:

This man is perfect period

Baby or current timeline Sucheon walking in on y'all.

Or just your children walking in on you two.

Him getting calls from work while y'all are doing it.

Him having to get up and do work shit in the middle of sexy time.

🌑🌃🅳🅰🆁🅺/🅰🅼🆈🅾🆄🅽🅶/🅻🅾🆄🅸🅴:

He's really stiff when doing it, like a dead fish.

No moans, no sounds.

Don't get him wrong, it's not like he doesn't feel good, he's just really shy.

Also his pace can be overwhelming sometimes.

💎🆅🅰🆃🅾🆁:

THIS BITCH MOANS HIS OWN NAME!!

NO WONDER ALL OF YOUR LOVE JUICES EVAPORATE.

💍🅹🆄🅻🅸🅰🅽:

Accidentally moans Jiyoung's name instead of yours.

I don't think I need to elaborate.

💜💙 🅰🆁🆃🅷🆄🆁/🅰🆂🅷🅴🆁:

It's his weird fetishization of hands.... And no I will not be explaining why I think so...

He gets mad if you pull his hair, please don't do it. He puts a lot of time and effort into styling his hair.

Or

He gets weirdly excited when you pull his hair. You expect him to slap your hand away but it never comes..

It's weird because this phenomenon happens regularly. One time he likes it, the other time he doesn't. There isn't even a specific pattern for this, you have to gamble it. The safest option is to not pull his hair at all.

❤💔🅳🆄🅺🅴:

His bites can hurt a lot and sometimes draw blood.

If you don't have a power play kink and/or humiliation kink then I'm sorry but...... Those are things he's really into. (I do not make the rules)

He's really competitive and territorial, so if he gets jealous of someone 70% of his anger is gonna be thrown your way.

Which means a shit ton of angery/jealousy sex. Which can be a bit too much sometimes. And there are times when he doesn't stop even if you tell him to. Sometimes he can take things a bit too far when blinded by rage.

#eleceed x reader #eleceed #world academy #world academy arc #world awakened academy #duke grayne #duke #arthur bryan #eleceed multi character headcanons #jiwoo #jiwoo seo #jisuk yoo #subin lee #lee subin #subin #sucheon #kayden #kartein #suman #vator #dark

[formulatrash]

hello!

saw max talk about this in a clip from his twitch stream and was wondering if you knew anything about this. is there only one drivers championship trophy and it gets like what, passed around? he said he had the real one and a replica that already had both his championships on it so is it also only one replica per driver with their championships written on them?

i knew they got replicas for their podiums/wins (and that sometimes they get to keep the original) but didn’t think this also applied to the championship trophy as well. does that essentially mean that lewis, fernando etc all have a trophy as well but it isn’t the real one that’s moving around? how does it even have the room to keep adding all these names to them?

such a random but cool fact i guess that i hadn’t heard people talk about before

sorry, whenever drivers drop these little tidbits i get really hooked on these weird, pointless details

this is a good question because like everything in motorsport: it's complicated.

so: there is one championship trophy, which has every champion since Giuseppe Farina's name carved on it. but it wasn't made in 1950, it was made in 1995 by a company called Fox Silver.

like a lot of sporting trophies, you only have it while you've won it, so there are also a bunch of replicas. since 1995 those have looked like this, the official, etched-year-on-year trophy (each ring of the spiral has a decade of champions on) there was a lot going on in the FIA in the early-to-mid 90s and this new trophy came during some very major governance wranglings between what was then the sporting arm of the FIA (FISA) and FOCA (the Formula One Constructors' Association) that ultimately ended in FISA being reabsorbed into the FIA and FOCA getting Bernie Ecclestone and Max Mosley into vice presidency and presidency of the FIA to represent their interests.

(that's oversimplifying but otherwise we'll be here all day)

a new era of grand stability and governance for the sport naturally merited a new, ugly trophy:

but before 1995 that's not what the trophy looked like at all. it's amazingly hard to find photos of the actual trophy because F1 has always had this slightly bizarre (especially for a sport where there are trophies every week) half-arsed approach to awarding the actual championship silver.

but here's a photo of Nina Rindt, Jochen Rindt's widow, receiving his posthumous world championship trophy in 1970. as you can see, it'd a kind of modest little generic trophy, which despite the tragic circumstances of Rindt's win, isn't unlike what they usually were.

so: yes, all drivers who've won it in the last 28 years have won the same trophy and then they or their teams or both have had replicas made.

hope that answers the question semi-competently!

there's a sort of - I don't want to call it a rumour because it's stronger than that but an unverified story that the actual trophy currently being handed out is itself a replica and that Michael Schumacher kept the 1995 original. idk if that really matters either way, so long as there's one trophy that gets handed out every year (and it's not necessarily true in any case) but it does vaguely sound like the sort of thing Bernie Ecclestone would do.

edited to add: Nina Rindt was a timekeeper and incredibly accurate - timekeeping back then meant using a literal stopwatch and writing down lap times as drivers passed the pits. feel like I have to mention this cus she gets an entry in the history books only as a widow all too often but she had her own role in motorsport. (she was timing the session Jochen was killed in) - timekeeping was pioneered by women.

#f1 asks

[tearskillstardust]

hii i was hoping i could participate in ur dec game <3

im an intj 5w6 libra sun pisces moon taurus rising

fav characters are zhongli, neuvillette, kaveh and alhaitham

my preferred aesthetic is dark academia

personality : not shy but just reserved around those im unfamiliar with. not very emotional either unless its with a close friend/someone im comfortable around (but i do feel very deeply). im relatively calm and overall quiet since i dont feel the need for words all the time + im philosophical by nature and i find it hard to connect with my peers due to our differences— i seek out those who have full understanding towards certain things, but i often feel as though others are often shallow with connections. i often look and analyze whatever principles something is ruled under, often questioning them internally.

from an outer perspective im often seen as outright cold but my best friends disagree, im very energetic and eccentric when im comfortable with someone, very dramatic at times as well. when it comes to things like school i just stay quiet so i dont have to deal with others LOL

words that define me (according to my bff): honest, intelligent (thanked her for this AHAH), introverted, dramatic, wise, possessive, imaginative, sensitive to those i care about, logical

hobbies : reading, writing philosophy/research and essay type of stuff, going to the theatre (for operas, specifically), learning languages, what else.. oh yes im very into history/politics idk i dont have much to say

id like to participate in 1- stellar union and 5- venus aesthetic with whoever you match me with

take care of yourself and have a lovely day<<3

1] STELLAR UNION ! ░ the genshin characters you get along most with are ...

ALBEDO !

—the chalk prince has quite the reputation for being an unintentional heart stealer. while it does bother him at times, somewhat concerned as he sometimes is to keep a reputation that is clear of such faults, he does not mind it to a great extent. with you, though, he would start questioning if he really is all that charming. he would find you ethereal upon first sight. there would be a look of serenity yet brightness on your features that would make him think of you as god's favourite canvas. your inclination towards literature and art while also maintaining curiosity and skill in the field of science and philosophy would not fail to amaze him. your empathy and natural sensitivity to others' feelings would also make him very soft.

—while the first conversation would undeniably be based on physical attraction, the more he would get to know you, the deeper his adoration for you would stretch. he would find you as the perfect companion to speak to about all his pursuits, be it science, arts or just random exchanges over topics of curiosity. he would also admire how you don't necessarily feel the desire to speak or interact and how you find solace in quiet too. he would feel understood by you because you radiate an aura of comfort. he would admire your level of balance in all pursuits, be it life or career and would also feel much more organized and in control of things when in your company. there would be mutual understanding regarding many aspects of life and work which would make you two get along very well naturally.

—you'd find him lacking in interest and passion initially, but as you get to know him better, he would reveal the more funny and humourous side of himself which he rarely shows. you would get to witness his rebellious side that intentionally researches and studies the subjects he is barred from. there would be lovely moments between you two because there would be unspoken understanding. imagine sneaking out to a park at midnight together, staying a bit too long at the lab and accidentally setting something on fire, experimenting with the recipe of chocolates and ending up making something else entirely which actually tastes better, having inside double meaning jokes, talking so much in class the teacher makes you two sit separately and then talking across the class through hand gestures, being the teacher's favourites yet the most feared ones and sharing vulnerable moments.

WRIOTHESLEY !

—yet another man who would be curious about you based on looks initially. though with him, he would find you more of a mystery, like the hidden part of the moon instead of an ethereal being. he would find you as someone unattainable and would thus ignite his curiosity. initially, there would be discord and disagreement but when you two come closer, if it ever happens that is, then you two would come to finally understand the root of each other's thinking process and develop an intimate bond full of understanding. there would be a lot of trust, from his side especially. because you both crave a connection that is deep and heart-touching, there would be an alignment of desires which would lead to undying passion from both sides. he would also be touched by how you feel everything so deeply.

—he would love how you can adjust with both sides of him; the clingy and the distant one. he would admire how you aren't all about talking even though you're amazing at it, and that you don't mind thinking rationally and keeping emotions aside. it would make him very comfortable in sharing his ideas and opinions with you and you would be a safe outlet for him. he would adore you a lot and look up to you as a pillar of support when his own barriers of patience are breaking. being someone hardworking, he desires the company of someone who can help him with stress relief, so he'd be very touched by your ability to indulge in that too by giving small messages or allowing him to sleep in your arms. while he isn't too big on it personally, he would definitely admire your penchant for literature and aesthetics and would love to share philosophies and ideas with you.

EULA !

—the first thing that would help you two bond would be your love for the arts and literature. she would find you reading a rarer book of interest to her and would immediately note your face down in her mind and look forward to speaking with you, or even vice verca. there would be great potential for the two of you to bond over similar interests and going along that line, you two would get to know each other more and more, getting closer with time. she would admire your empathetic yet practical nature and you would find her calmness and patience the best quality of her temperament.

—going along this very line, it also means that she would be more than willing to reveal her insecurities, fears and vulnerabilities to you. she would feel fun around you, as in, you would be able to bring out the more innocent, childish and fun-loving part of her that was suppressed in her younger years. due to this, she'd feel like her best self in your company. there would be freshness and fun here, and a shared element of admiration. you two would bring out the better, brighter side of each other; your inner children who are willing to hold each other's hands and explore the world together!

5] VENUS AESTHETIC ! ░ you and albedo ...

:D ! <3

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin imagines #genshin x reader #event #anon <3

[cryiling]

what do we think about kpop idol au revalink where revali is from a big 3 company (i feel like he gives sm or yg but idk) and link is from a smaller company, but they get into a dating scandal because of dispatch's stupid dating dump at the end of the year or whatever

revali is appalled to have dating rumors with this little runt from a nugu group (he's lying, link is totally his type), meanwhile link is losing his shit bc it's his idol it's THE revali 🫣

im gonna use this ask as an excuse to talk about idols!link and revali bc I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS

first of all revali is def giving agust d vibes, that fuck capitalism and the government sorta songs, and he definitely writes his own music (he thinks that artists who don't write their own music aren't real artists). no wait like genuinely. have u guys seen the lyrics for all the songs on d-day?? and like the mv for amygdala?? totally breaking kpop industry norms and I can totally see revali doing that, like yes babes talk abt your mental health and traumatic experiences, pop off king !

I bet revali prefers doing hip hop style dances, like you're never gonna catch him doing those rlly simple trendy dances. nah he out here doing flips and bboying and stuff 😭 hmm like think back down or halazia level dances (bye not me finding a way to bring halazia into any conversation SJDHSJF)

also he definitely only sings live, no lip syncing for him. one day he gets sick and loses his voice but he still has a performance that day, and his manager is like PLS just lipsync to the track, literally no one will get mad I promise, and he's like bitch no and just has his fans sing the whole song (he goes viral for this, his fans bragging abt how revali would never stoop to the level of lip syncing while his antis are calling him lazy for having his fans do all the singing, then revali's fans clap back at those ppl and pull up the receipts of all the times their faves lip synced)

ok we need stage name and fandom for revali. hm tbh I feel like he would just keep his name as his stage name, like he probably thinks the idea of stage names is cringy 💀 help I need fandom name ideas. like, vale or something BYE. his company probably came up with a whole list of possible fandom names and he said no to all of them, atp his manager just picked one for him 😭

u mentioned revali is from a big 3 company, hmm yeah I'm getting sm vibes from him. how long do u think he trained for? probably a couple years, like 6? so he's very insistent that all his accomplishments are from his hard work

OK let's talk abt link! idk many small companies but ummm let's say like, gf or something (they have kingdom, slay!). do u guys know that one idol from loona I think? and she was a trainee for only one day? yeah that's link 😭 he auditioned for the company and they're like you're great! debut asap pls

link is just here to have a good time honestly, like he's going live at 3am to do drunk karaoke like jungkook fr 😭 he really has a passion for singing and performing, and at the end of the day he's just doing this for funsies, he doesn't let the stress get to his head too much, which, king behavior honestly

ik u said he's from a nugu group but honestly I'm seriously loving the soloist vibe from him, like if he was in a group he'd probably end up as the wonyoung of the group bc he just has that main character energy 😭

I can see link doing more upbeat/poppy songs, but he does the occasional ballad + contemporary dance combo that his fans go FERAL for. or,, omg. imagine him doing criminal by taeyang... 😊

his stage name.. L!NK bc he's quirky and not like other girls 😧 I bet his song titles are either in all caps or all lowercase too, he insists "it's for the aesthetic 🥺"

hm what sort of situation are they in where dispatch makes a dating scandal for them? OUHH MAYBE theyre both mcs for a music show (ignore that it's usually one guy and one girl) and they do one of those performances together and ppl are like 🤨⁉️ like imagine them doing the iconic dolphin dance together ✋ fans go CRAYZEEE the fancams hit like 20m views because their chemistry together really shines, even with such a simple song

their companies see how good they are for each other's publicities, so they really push for more of their schedules to be together.. which ofc comes at the cost of the dating scandal. they're hanging out together at some cafe idk, their managers told them to go hang out in the hopes that they would get some more publicity. what they WEREN'T expecting is for dispatch to declare that they're dating??? (that's a lie, link's manager (zelda) definitely knew smth like that would happen and she's the biggest revalink supporter 🤞)

when revali hears about this, he has a freaking meltdown to his manager teba, like 😭 lying facedown on the couch screaming into a pillow, "they think we're DATING?$:$;&2!;@/@ they really think a senior idol would go out with a rookie!!???!: SHUT UP TEBA HE IS NOT MY TYPE-"

meanwhile link has the BIGGEST celebrity crush on revali, like you know how jungkook is with namjoon? yeah 😭 so when the dating scandal comes out, link is just so flattered that people would think that he's worthy to be with revali- he's going around to anyone who will listen and is like "people think I'm with revali 😦🥰🥰" zelda is like girl calm down you're not actually together

#revalink #revali #link #breath of the wild #botw #legend of zelda #loz #KPOP REVALINK MY LOVE #this was so much fun to write #but AJDBAKNF honestly amihan hit most of the same points in their idol revalink post 😭😭 #so sorry for reiterating some of the same things #can you imagine them on a variety show together or smth #OR like revali hosts a show like suchwita and he hosts link 🥺 #and then at the end they do a dance challenge together to promote link's comeback #ofc link's dance is very sexy and so fans are freaking out that link got revali to do a sexy dance 🙈 #crow's revalinkverse #me being So Normal about this game

[beebeetheclown]

Therapy With Kendall

I don't know. I've had these headcanons written out on my laptop for a while now and thought I wanted to share this little mini headcanon series I have?? I feel as I don't write enough "soft" things lmao. So here are these, I kind of made it so you can either imagine yourself as his therapist or for you to just read what it would look like for him. Idk idk haha..

Head Canon 1 (Kendall's first session):

“So, are we ready to start?” Kendall Roy asks, sitting on the couch of the therapy office. 

“Yes. I think the more important thing to ask is.. Are you ready for us to start?”

“Yeah, I think so.” 

“Okay, good. Now my first question is simple. Why are you here in my office today Kendall? What is it that is bothering you, what do you need to get out of your chest?”

He lets out a small sigh, “I just wanted to let someone know the truth about me and my family. You see, there’s a lot of articles and reporters out there that publish things about us, and most of it… isn’t correct. I just want someone to understand so I can also understand it myself.”

“I see. And this bothers you, yes? People saying incorrect things and publishing them out to the world?”

“It does. I know that’s a silly thing to say coming from someone like me, someone who’s in the public eye, someone whose family practically owns the media. But the truth matters, to me at least.”

“So truth and honesty is a big thing for you. What about your siblings? Your father? Is truth a big thing for them?”

“Well, I can’t speak for my father, but… my siblings… well, I don’t know. I’ve always tried very hard to be honest. To tell the truth. My brother Roman and my sister Shiv, they… see things differently.”

“Explain that to me, Kendall. How do they see things differently?”

He thinks for a moment, then speaks. “I think the biggest difference is that they care about the business, our family business that is. I care about it too, but when they’re talking about what’s best for the company, I’m talking about what’s right for the company. We… we see things from different points of view. They care about the company, I care about the truth and what’s right.”

“I see. So you care about doing what’s right rather than what’s best. That is rather interesting Kendall. And be honest with me here, do you think you are a better choice over your siblings with this thought in mind? Do you think you fit better to take the CEO job when your father gives it up?

He hesitates before speaking, “Honestly, I do.”

“Mhm, interesting. And why’s that, other than you feel as if you know what’s right for the company? Why else do you feel you fit best to be the new CEO?”

He thinks for a minute, “Well, I think I have a lot of what it takes to get the job done. My father’s been teaching me since I was a boy, he promised it to me even. I know the business well, and I know how to make… hard decisions. When you’re faced with a problem in the real world, sometimes there’s no room for sentimentality. You have to do what needs to be done, and that’s something I know how to do. I know how to separate business from my emotions, something that my siblings… don’t seem to understand.” 

“And do you tell other people about this? Or do you keep this to yourself?”

“Well, I do make a case to my father that I am the best choice, but that’s about it. As for Roman and Shiv… I’ve tried to talk to them, but they don’t really listen. The more I talk, the angrier they get. So I usually just… keep quiet most times.”

“Do they think you are maybe being a little… narcissistic when talking about it?”

“Oh, maybe. That’s certainly one way to look at it. But, if I really am the best choice, which I truly believe I am, is it really narcissism to acknowledge that? There’s nothing wrong with having a little self-confidence, right?”

“Of course there’s nothing wrong with it Kendall. I’ll tell you this, as your therapist, I am on your side of things here. You speak your truth and others seem to become jealous of that, so they tend to bring you down to bring themselves up, does that sound about right to you?”

He nods, “Yes, you could say it’s like that. Some people do not like to hear the truth because it forces them to look inward and acknowledge their own flaws. So… what they do is attack the person telling them what they don’t want to hear even though it is the truth. It’s a basic human coping mechanism.”

“You have a way with words, you know that Kendall?”

He smiles a little, “Is that a backhanded compliment? Because it sounds like a backhanded compliment.”

“No no, I just wanted to tell you is all.”

He continues to smile and chuckles a little, “Thank you? I mean… thank you, but… I’m not entirely sure if you’re making fun of me or not.”

“I’m not making fun of you. You are just making this more interesting for me to listen to.”

“Oh. okay. Good. I’m sorry. I just…” He laughs a little in embarrassment, “you have no idea how stressful my life has been recently. It’s hard to trust that anyone is actually on my side, and not just pretending to be.”

“Mm. And when did these problems with trust start?”

He takes a breath in, “Not too long ago actually. Probably around when my sister began to date this smart businessman. He was proud of her I guess for choosing him and favorited her over me. I have spent every day since then trying to prove that it’s the wrong choice… and that I am the one who is supposed to be taking over. It’s been very… stressful. He says the last part a little quieter, almost like he didn’t really want to say it out loud. 

“It sounds to me that your father changes his mind a lot. Does he change his mind often? Pick different children to favour often?”

He nods his head slowly, “Yes, he does. He’s always been that way. When Connor, the eldest, was born, it was always going to be him but I soon came into his life after and that’s when he favoured me more. After a while, he lost confidence in me. Then it was my brother Roman. After he saw Roman in action, he decided that his favourite was Shiv. Now, it’s like he's unsure anymore. He picks and chooses differently day by day.”

“This must be very hard on you, your father constantly picking and choosing. I’m guessing this triggers those trust issues of yours?”

“Yes, it is. It’s very hard not to feel like I’m in this… never ending competition with my own siblings. There’s always someone trying to favor with my father, someone trying to get ahead. And it doesn’t help when I see my own father… never thinking I’m good enough.”

“I know how you feel, Kendall. I feel similar, maybe not to that extent, but I’m a middle child as well. Seeing my older sister be better and more successful than me made me feel not good enough no matter how hard I tried. It’s just important for yourself to feel good about your own self and then you can grow from there.”

“Yeah, maybe you’re right. I… I have a lot of work to do to on myself, to be honest. I need to be more confident and just… truly feel better about myself and stop doubting things.” 

“Well, I think that concludes our appointment today Kendall. You’re still interested in a follow-up appointment with me next week?”

“Yes, I could do that. It will be good for me I suppose.”

“Yeah, I think so too. And hey, until I see you again, I want you to focus on what we’ve talked about. Try and feel good about yourself okay? Try the best you can alright?” 

He smiles softly, “Yeah, sure. Thank you again for this.”

“Anytime Kendall, see you next week. Oh and here, have one of my business cards, it has my number on it. Just text me if you need anything before I see you next okay?”

“Okay.” He replies with a smile.

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Notes: Yeah, I'm weird like that and write about therapy sessions, what about it?😎

#jeremy strong #kendall roy #hbo succession #Kendall Roy headcanons #Kendall Roy therapy sessions #therapy with Kendall Roy #therapy

[shootingmorningstar]

Hello! I was wondering if I could maybe perhaps have a match-up? 👉👈 Appearance: Female, (She/Her/They,) very long curly hair! very soft, very bouncy, very thick, like a sheep!, skinny as a stick and physically weak, have a baby face and I hate it so much..don't know if any of this matters or helps but!

Personality: (idk if you like zodiac or if it helps you at all either, but i’m a Gemini Sun, Aquarius Moon, Virgo Rising!)

I’m generally a very quiet and reserved person, especially during first impressions! I’m kind of a shy and anxious lurking shadow who assumes the worst until I get a good enough feel of a person, you know? Then I'm comfortable popping in!

I tend to gravitate towards being "Designated Mom Friend" or "Big Sister Friend?" I love being able to make others feel better about themselves or to help them out. Maybe it’s because of some rough stuff in my past, but I never want anyone to feel similar to the ways I have. If you hurt someone I care about, I am never going like you. But if you hurt me? Eh..it’s not really new? I’m kind of..soft? I cry very easily, be it happy or sad, and it frustrates me! I’m not a soft and squishy person !..okay yes I am but I’m also trying super hard to be the shoulder people can lean on if they need me! Growing a backbone is a work in progress, and sometimes I worry I come off too harsh or mean when I actually use it. A friend once described me like glass; it’s fragile, but a broken piece can still really mess you up, you know? Glass-ness aside, my sense of humor is honestly very dry and sarcastic and you probably wouldn’t expect it out of me! I can get kind of angry over petty things and sort of clingy, but I’ll be fine after some time to let it all pass.

I like playing crocheting and sewing, drawing and writing, and reading tarot cards! I like doing things alone, really, but I love the company of others when they want me to join in. Because it does indeed get lonely being alone sometimes!

I have some really gross depression bouts and lots of anxiety disorders that I do my best to juggle, but, sometimes I just have to shut down for a bit and sleep.

Values: Someone who can make me smile when I’m really having a hard time! I guess that sounds a little silly, but even something small to distract me from my thoughts is huge. Loyalty also? Admittedly I get kind of jealous and clingy when people I like hang around others too much..especially if I don’t like those others. I also really like um..acts of service I guess it is? Little things matter to me most!

NOPES: People who takes themselves too seriously. Disinterest/poking fun at in my hobbies or insecurities. Being completely babied/not letting me try to grow. Making assumptions based on appearance or first impressions alone.

OH- I'm Demi with a male preference? Is this enough to work with? Hopefully so, thanks again!

-🐑

Of course you can, anon .ᐟ Don't worry, this is more than enough. I love the details, it really helps me be able to envision a matchup .ᐟ

Anon, I'm matching you with . . .

Sir Pentious .ᐟ

From what I understand about you, it seems like you really need somebody loyal and willing to make you happy, to cheer you up through the times where you're not feeling your greatest, and who's more loyal than Sir Pentious .ᐣ He's the first sinner soul to ever make it to Heaven, and for good reason .ᐟ He is devoted to his cause and the people around him, and your mom friend like behavior would endear you to him.

Not to mention he already seems to be fond of the sarcastic type .ᐟ I think he would absolutely adore your sense of humor. Snakes are typically solitary creatures, so your more reserved nature would really strike a chord with him. You mentioned your long hair .ᐣ He would love to comb it out for you. He has to be really gentle with his scales so I think he could sort of relate in that scenario. Sew or crochet him his Egg Bois some sweaters and he will be absolutely over the moon. Maybe you could help him fix Alastor's coat to make amends .ᐣ Either way, I think he would be a great match for you .ᐟ

#matchups #hazbin hotel #admin kitty #sir pentious

[give-soup-please]

What about narrator and a reader who doesn't exactly have the good kind of parents. Also like narrator being like a parental figure to the reader ( idk I just find the scenario of narrator protecting the reader from bad parents kinda wholesome )

Narrator With a Reader Who Has Bad Parents

The narrator isn’t exactly sure when it happened, but he’s started thinking of you as his own kid. 

Depending on your age, he’ll either walk you to school and back home again, or keep you company as you commute to work.

He’s always keeping a benevolent eye out, wanting to make sure you stay safe.  

As for you, his presence in your life was a little hard to get used to, given that your biological parents were… Yeah, less said, the better. 

You love him, that much is clear, but the feeling of being safe with someone is difficult to comprehend, given your background.

He’s always picking up the pieces that your parents break. 

You show your biological parents your latest achievements, and you’re ignored. The narrator says, “I’m very proud of you for what you’ve done.” You start to tear up. “I don’t remember the last time someone’s told me that.” He rubs your back and comforts you to the best of his ability. “It’s alright, reader, it’s alright. I’ll tell you as many times as you need.” 

You want to spend time with your biological parents. Why, the narrator can’t understand. When you get rebuffed, the narrator spends time with you instead. “Come on sport, let’s get some ice cream and you can tell me about your day.”

You’re so full of doubt, because they never reassure you. The narrator does his best to make up for the lack in your life. “Things will be fine. You and I, we’ll write your story together, hmm? I’m an excellent storyteller, you know. We can create something wonderful. What do you say?”  

You curl in bed, your parents having mistreated you really badly one night, and though he isn’t visible, he’s combing his fingers through your hair, trying to provide comfort. On the inside though, he’s boiling with rage.

How dare your biological parents not see what a treasure of a child you were. Of course, he’d never call you that directly, he has standards! (and is too embarrassed to admit how fatherly he felt towards you)

The narrator begins to form various plans. He begins finding resources in case you ever need to make a run for it one day. Homeless shelters, cheap hotels, couch crashing, anything he can get his hands on.

He doesn’t know what the long term effects of staying with your parents will be, but he doesn’t want you to be in pain. In the meantime…

The narrator strikes back against your parents in little ways, becoming their personal poltergeist. Objects begin to float, important things are misplaced, and whispers angrily to them when they’re asleep. Your parents don’t sleep well at night anymore. 

If the abuse escalated, the narrator would step in. One of your parents gets really close to your face, too close, and they’re about to do something horrible-

“Get away from my child.” His voice is like venomous steel, and your biological parent is startled. “Who said that?” They look around wildly. The narrator speaks again. “They are under my protection. Get out.” Your bio parent flees your bedroom.

You’re shaking and crying. The narrator wraps himself around you protectively. “Are you alright?” He asks, and you’re not sure. He stays by your side all night. 

The narrator doesn’t know whether or not he made a mistake, speaking out like that. Plans to get you out may have to be sped up. But he holds you close, and silently vows that you’ll never go through something like this alone again.

(writer here. I left my parent's place when I was 20 years old. There were emergency circumstances that propelled me out the door. I've been in a few different transitional housing programs. Things are more settled for me now, though I still move around a lot. I don't know who sent this, but I can dedicate a message to everyone who reads this: Document what they're doing, you may need proof someday. Start googling. Look for local resources. Create contingency plans. Hit up your local library if you can, they're a surprisingly excellent resource for food and shelter programs. If you've got a safe place to live, then please donate to those types of programs if you can afford it. (but also do some research because it's very hit or miss for the clients inside the program) Circumstances were difficult for a very long time after I left, but it ended up saving my life. One day, i'll tell the full story about what happened.)

#the stanley parable #tsp narrator #headcanon #answered ask #tsp #stanley parable #narrator #dang this felt good to write #and man the stuff within the brackets is hard to talk about #yeah my parents were bad too #enough that i had to leave or uhhhhhhhhhh- i'd be dead #seriously folks- educate yourselves on what resources are out there #i dont have a comprehensive list because i live in the states- each of which varies wildly #but it's out there! go look! #i love you all very much #platonic #i hope you all end up somewhere safe and happy- you all deserve that #both me and the narrator think so- so it must be true

[donutsupremacy]

Periodic table

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Summary

"When your own crush rejecting someone else's confession, it gives you two feelings: Hope and fear. The alchemist never thought he'd had to experience those types of emotions before. But hearing his light-green haired assistant turn down someone's heartfelt confession— there was still hope for him, but he feared having to take the risk."

Warnings

Very Fluffy

Very long (giggity-)

Rejection (Sucrose to Timaeus)

Corny pick-up lines

Science stuff

1 Dirty joke (Poor innocent and naive bedo)

A/N: I only made this cause I wanted to make Albedo choose the worst person as his wingman, Kaeya lol

also from what I read on Timaeus' stuff, he envied Sucrose for her work, but hey I already said I diddle daddle with stuff like this so for the sake of this fic imma make him have a smol crush on her. It's either him or Tighnari, idk who else to ship Sucrose with and it's very random to ship ber and tighnari—

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Witness the romance

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"I'm sorry... Timaeus. But I think we should just stick as being friends."

Halting his scribbling, the light blonde male perked up at the sound of his assistant's voice coming from outside. Turning his head, he saw no one standing by the entrance of the camp, but he could still make out the sound of his fellow assistants chatting nearby.

"Uhm... y-you're certain you won't give me a chance to prove myself?" Albedo gazed back at his clipboard of notes, they were almost done, all he needed to do now was to record the conclusions of his small experiment.

But he couldn't focus on writing, the lead of his pencil hovering over the paper as his teal eyes squinted in an attempt to concentrate. Yet, all he could focus on was Sucrose's voice.

"It's not that I don't think your skills are bad... I just see you as more of a sibling to me. I genuinely think you're amazing and you have a lot of potential." His assistant's voice spoke, softer than the snow on Dragonspine. "But... I actually already have someone else on my mind."

'Ah, so she does have an interest in someone... how lucky.' The blonde shook his head, opting to place his clipboard down on the table for the time being, he can't focus on his work if all he could think about was this mysterious suitor for Sucrose.

It's odd, he rarely ever felt some sort of... 'hatred' towards a person before.

Albedo placed both of his hands on the table, slightly leaning towards and staring at the large glass beaker in front of him that was filled with a type of chemical substance. The reflection on his glass displayed his furrowed brows and frown, as though he was bothered by something. But truth to be told, in a way, he kind of was.

So, what if she's in a romantic relationship with someone? That just means she'll have someone who'll be there for her when she's in trouble, they'll make sure she's resting after many hard days at work, hold and cuddle her when she's completely tired out, listen to any of her troubles...

His teal eyes, though concentrated and deep in thought, stared at the eyes of his reflection that returned the gaze. His mind was like static, buzzing in annoyance as he wondered why this little 'revelation' was bothering him.

The more he stared at his reflection, the more he thought about Sucrose... and taking the place as her suitor.

Albedo placed a hand over his mouth, his brows knitted together when he thought about being his loyal assistant's romantic interest. It would work, right? After all, he certainly enjoys her company almost as much as he enjoys playing with Klee. She likes his company too, right?

He would be lying if he said he disliked being with Sucrose. He admired her dedication when it comes to work and her caring nature when she noticed he was ignoring his needs, her timid nature only made her even more precious in his eyes.

"Mister Albedo? Sorry for taking so long, but we found some starsilver ore!" The blonde looked over his shoulder, absentmindedly smiling at the sight of Sucrose happily waving at him with a small bag of said ores.

Perhaps... it wouldn't hurt to express his feelings for her?

"It's not a problem. Set them by the shelf over there and sort them by size, please." Albedo instructed, picking up the clipboard and briefly scanning his notes.

His nose scrunched as he pretended to jot down his findings, wondering how to ask the light green haired girl about who she took an interest in. Sneaking a glance at the girl, Albedo noticed his other assistant entering the campsite. They were no longer alone. 'It would be an inappropriate time to ask the question...' Albedo thought, letting out a muted sigh as he attempts to push those thoughts away and focus on his work.

<Timeskip>

"Big brother Albedo!" The alchemist smiled upon seeing the little girl in red scurrying down the Favonius Headquarters flight of stairs, her light blonde hair bouncing from each and every step along with her elf-like ears. However, that smile soon dropped once he saw the notorious calvary captain following behind her, his face showing the same sly cat-like grin he always wore.

"...Kaeya." Albedo greeted rather coldly, to which the blue haired male only playfully hummed in acknowledgement. As expected with how their personalities clashed, the two rarely ever get along unless necessary. Even so, Albedo would much rather keep his distance from the calvary captain.

Unfortunately, perhaps he could be useful for once.

His teal eyes returned to Klee, who was now already clinging onto his leg and looking up at him with her big bright crimson eyes. His smile returned, his teal eyes shining as he went down on one knee to pet her head. "Hello, Klee. How have you been?"

"Great! Kaeya took Klee to Cider Lake today and we let the ducks play with Jumpy Dumpty!" Albedo looked up at the taller male, raising a brow to which Kaeya only shrugged.

"That's great, Klee... Ah, but, i'll play with you in a bit, there's an important... 'Issue' I have to address with Kaeya. Sucrose and Noelle are outside, why don't you go play with them for a bit?" Albedo urged, already dreading his decision to have a chat with the blue haired male who seemed quite interested and eager to talk with the alchemist.

With a bit of persuasion and after whining a little, the Pyro wielding child eventually exited the building, leaving the two alone. "My, my. I never thought there would be a day where the chief alchemist of the Knights of Favonius wants to have a chat with me."

Today's going to be a long day for Albedo.

"Yes. Well... this is because I inquire... your assistance." Albedo reluctantly admitted, knowing it's best to just get straight to the point rather than beating around the bush and stalling with idle chatter.

"Very well, then, i'm all ears." Kaeya waved his hand, signalling for the shorter male to continue. Albedo thanked the Archons for making him compliant.

A sigh left his lips, already seeing the embarrassing outcome as soon as he explained everything to Kaeya. And unfortunately for him, he was correct.

"Ahahaha! So, you need my help... to woo Sucrose?" The blue haired male teased, leaning down a little to grin and enjoy the sight of Albedo's cheeks slowly growing red.

"...Would it kill you to not behave like this?" The blonde asked, surpressing his anger while glaring Kaeya right in his one eye. Though, as he already knew, a meaningless threat like that won't be enough to stop the taller male from laughing.

To be fair, it was either him or Lisa. But, it was Lisa's day off. He knew better than to bother the normally busy librarian on her break, lest he decides to endure a shockwave to the chesy.

"Okay, okay... i'll stop now, hahaha... Well, when it comes to charming a special someone, you've certainly chose the right person for this job." Kaeya smirked, a hand on his hip as Albedo only rolled his eyes.

"It's better to say that I chose the most annoying person instead." The alchemist grumbled under his breath. "Let's not waste any more time here... What... should I do?"

Albedo missed that twinkle of mischief in Kaeya's periwinkle eyes.

<Timeskip>

He really should've just went to Lisa instead.

After a string of ridiculous attempts to charm the timid girl, all of his results were ended in comolete disasters.

First, treating her to dinner sounded like a perfectly normal choice, plain but romantic. It was by pure coincidence that Good Hunter's chef, Sara, had suffered an accident and closed the restaurant for the time being.

No matter, from Kaeya's suggestion, he could always treat her out for a lovely picnic. Unfortunately, he had underestimated the amount of Hilichurls and Slimes wandering around outside, seemingly more aggravated than usual. Not even allowing a moment of peace before he was dragged into several dozen fights with them, where was the traveller when he needed them? Poor Sucrose decided to call of their unofficial picnic date in favor for their safety.

Kaeya's suggestions only grew more and more ridiculous from there, but his suggestions for pick-up lines were even worse.

"You're so sweet, it's giving me a toothache."

"Really? Mister Albedo, I think you might have to consult a dentist..."

...

"The doctor told me I was lacking vitamin U... will you help me?"

"Oh, of course! I suggest you eat various cruciferous vegetables like cabbage, broccoli, kale..."

...

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"...A map?... To where?..."

...

"If women were boogers, i'd pick you first."

"...Y-You think i'm a booger?..."

...

"Hey, Sucrose, did you sit in sugar?... because you have a very sweet rear."

*SLAP*!

He shuddered at that slap Noelle gave, it was a mistake to say that line, let alone when the maid was nearby.

Albedo let out a tired groan into his hand, it almost 10PM and he was wondering if he had wasted the day by sabotaging his relationship with her instead of improving it. Maybe it would be better if they'd just stay as friends... it might interfere with their work.

"...No." The blonde clicked his tongue, disappointed at how easily he was backing down. "I can't just give up this easily..." Albedo ran his gloved fingers through his fluffy light blonde hair, massaging his scalp as the brain inside was wondering how could he express his feelings for her.

His teal eyes dart around the items on his desk, frantically looking for any sort of inspiration, the only light source in his room coming from the desk lamp.

And that's when he saw his notebook, opened to a page that was displaying the periodic table.

Hesitantly, he dragged the book over and scanned every single element name along with it's symbol. His brows furrowed, concentrated as an idea slowly formed in his head.

"...Let's just hope this works."

<Timeskip>

"Ah, there you are." The light green haired girl jumped at the familiar voice, glancing back to see Albedo walking towards her with a calm smile.

As if on instinct, Sucrose frantically gathered her equipment, preparing to make a dash to get away from her teacher who was acting abnormal. Realizing she was attempting to escape, Albedo rushed over and slammed both of his hands onto the table behind her, effectively trapping her between him with his arms as the cage.

It's unlike him to lose his composure this easily.

Sucrose let out a squeak, her face flushed brighter than hed superior who froze for a few seconds, his brain registering the intimate position they were in. "A-Ahem... My apologies, Sucrose... but please, don't run away."

The shorter girl only shrank away, hiding the lower part of her face with her gloved hand. "I... wanted to apologise for my odd behavior yesterday. It was inappropriate and thoughtless of me to not realize how uncomfortable I made you." Albedo sighed, looking away with regret and guilt in his eyes. "I only ask for your forgiveness..."

Slowly raising his arms away, he let out a mental sigh of relief as Sucrose remained in place and not running away from him. "M-Mister A-Albedo... I genuinely don't know what's gotten into you yesterday... what happened?"

Her amber eyes no longer held fear, but concern and worry for the blonde who felt his heart flutter upon seeing them. "It's... complicated. But, I can explain... I take it you have forgiven me?"

"Of course I do. Is there something bothering you?" His assistant asked, eliciting a chuckle out of him.

"In a way, yes. Take a look." Albedo opened his notebook, quickly flipping to the same page where the periodic table was in. "Yesterday, I was experimenting with a few of these elements and I have discovered something... 'special'."

Sucrose's eyes shined brightly, impressed by his work just by his words alone. "Really? What did you find out?"

"Here, I have combined these four elements together to achieve a marvelous result." Flipping to the next page, he had written down 4 elements; "Lithium, Oxygen, Vanadium, Europium".

"These combination of elements don't they crea—"

"I know what you're gonna say, Sucrose... But please, I ask that you take a look at these elements and connect them by their symbols." Albedo's heart was racing, watching her puzzled expression as she flipped back to the page with the periodic table.

She was getting closer to figuring everything out.

"L..."

His palms grew sweaty.

"O..."

His teeth sinking into his bottom lip.

"V..."

And here it is.

"E..."

"..."

"L-Love?..."

Her surprised amber eyes meet his anxious teal ones, awaiting for her response that was stuck in her throat.

"I-... I-It's a 'chemical reaction' that I have been feeling everytime we were together... Sucrose, you have been making me feel... odd everytime I saw you. It's only until recently that I have come to a conclusion in this experiment; I love you."

Albedo reached out for her hands, holding them gently and raising them to his chest. "Tell me... do you feel the same as I do?"

Out of surprise, Sucrose slightly flinched from the touch of his hand on hers. But her eyes softened as she stared into his pleading anxious ones, she has never seen him like this before. "M-Mist— I-I mean, Albedo... y-you 'love' me?"

Albedo wanted to awnser with a short and simple 'yes', but he couldn't help and spill all of his thoughts. "Back in Dragonspine, I had overheard your conversation with Timaeus."

Sucrose's face immediately turned bright red, her ears perked upwards in embarrasment as he continued, unaware of her flustered state. "I didn't mean to, of course. But when I heard that you not only turned down his feelings, you already had someone in mind. I couldn't help but feel... afraid. I was afraid of seeing you get taken away from me. You're everything to me, Sucrose. I can't stand the thought of you being with anyone else but me."

The alchemist risked a glance at the girl who had a look of astonishment on her face, he couldn't decipher if she would accept or reject his confession. "But, I understand if I am not the one you're looking for. I can't take you away from someone who makes you happy‐"

Before he could continue, he felt a pair of hands cup his face, his gaze now on Sucrose who was now smiling at him. "Albedo, I think there was a bit of a misunderstanding."

"...Pardon?"

The light green haired girl giggled, letting his face go and shyly tucking a strand of her hair behind her ear. "You see... when I said I already had someone in mind; I was actually taking about you."

"Y-You were??" Albedo's jaw dropped, but he was partially relieved at the same time for obvious reasons.

"Of course. Albedo, I love you too. You're kind, intelligent and hardworking... Honestly, I can't believe you didn't have a partner, let alone choosing someone like me." Sucrose shyly admitted, adjusting her spectacles that were starting to fall.

Albedo chuckled, slipping two fingers under her chin and tilting her head upwards for their eyes to connect with eachother once more. "Now, why would you think of yourself like that?"

"After all, you've created a reaction between us."

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A/N: The choice of last words are so ironic for me because Geo is one of the elements that can't be swirled lmao

i should really stop making these oneshots hella long jesus christ what have i been writing-

#genshin #genshin impact #genshin impact albedo #genshin impact sucrose #albedo x sucrose #genshin oneshots #albecrose