#dream SMP incorrect quotes

[a-capricorn-ohfuckthat]

philza: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

tommy: Several traffic violations.

techno: Three counts of resisting arrest.

wilbur: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

y/n: Also, that’s not our car.

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[disturbed-and-depressed]

Technoblade: Do you wanna know how I really hurt my wrist?

Tommy: Yes

Technoblade: I was hoola hooping. Philza, Y/n and I attended a class for fitness and fun.

Tommy: Oh my god

Technoblade: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Tommy: Why are you telling me this?

Technoblade: Because no one will ever believe you

Tommy: You sick son of a bitch

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[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

cc!Techno: You're trying to use my ego against me?

cc!Tommy: I thought it'd work.

cc!Techno: No it worked. I'll do it.

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[tmmyhug]

dream smp as miiverse screenshots (with help from @voidandradiance)

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[khyrrn-v2]

Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?

Tubbo: oh, no, we did

Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways

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[tang0w0tek]

Ranboo: I don't think we can manipulate, mansplain, malewife out of this one guys

Techno, holding up his sword: manslaughter it is then

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[the-final-sif]

c!Tommy in limbo or smthing post-smp: wait so why'd you have that giant prison constructed anyways?

c!Dream: if I'm being honest it's because punz was busy that day and he's 85% of my impulse control.

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[dreamsmpstuffs]

so i found an incorrect quote generator and i made a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring the (no longer minors) of the smp

(and if you check my account youll see like 3 more of these i just didnt feel like tagging all of them)

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[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Wilbur: This date is boring!

Quackity: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Wilbur: Then why did you invite me?

Quackity: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Big Q I'll do whatever I want!

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[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Tommy, to the Squad: I’d die for you. Techno: Then perish. Wilbur: You will. Ranboo: Please don’t. Philza: Cool. Tubbo: I’d die for you first.

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[bat-stuff]

Tommy: He is to steal the woman of my dreams!

Y/N: You say every woman is the woman of your dreams.

Tommy: I have a lot of dreams! And most of them are about women!

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[a-capricorn-ohfuckthat]

Wilbur: *making a speech*

Y/n: *stubs their toe* fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Wilbur: a very eloquent addition, y/n, thank you

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[disturbed-and-depressed]

Dream: Sapnap, you'll be working with Karl and Y/n.

Sapnap: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Sapnap: ...Of people on a team.

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[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

c!Tommy: c!Wilbur and c!Phil would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer. c!Techno, on the other hand… he’d buy me ice cream

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[s-i-m-p0]

Y/n: *too short to hold the holders on a train*

Ranboo: *puts arm put for y/n to hold onto*

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Please I suck at writing to images lol

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[khyrrn-v2]

Dream: You cannot kill me in a way that matters

Tommy: You wanna fuckin bet?

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