What is your battle morph, flying morph and most used morph if you don't have a one month stipulation?
I think that without the one month stipulation, none of those change. The first time I "worked" at a zoo I was a student and was specifically not allowed to be in the same space as some of the really interesting animals. Except, I guess, a Turkey Vulture (very cool), and a Seriema. And bats.
I guess when I was in college I did (very minimal) volunteering with a raptor rescue that would have given me access to a ferruginous hawk, which would be a killer bird of prey morph.
For the record, to have it in writing and not in the tags:
Battle morph: Lion, tiger, African wild dog, Nile croc. Lion is most likely, for practicality. Nile croc is what I'd want to pick for the novelty and fun.
Bird of Prey: Steller's sea eagle, red tailed hawk, great horned owl, and as of this question turkey vulture and ferruginous hawk.
Common/spy?: Dogs, stick bugs, house cats, corn snakes, etc. I'd probably prefer snakes for spying. As of this, I could also add some fun lizards and rodents, including hamsters and rats/mice.
Importantly, my zoo is noticably short on aquatics, so my options there in the last month are like, maybe penguins, otters, or the croc. But if it opens up to longer than a month, I have rays and small sharks, as well as some weird tropical freshwater fish. At one point at my first zoo, I could even have maybe acquired an arapaima.
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I'ma Judge you for who you main in Mario Kart (Don't take it too seriously)
(these are for Mario Kart 8 deluxe so it doesn't have all the players from tour)
Mario: You are basic or you just started playing Mario Kart and you don't really like any other characters as much
Luigi: You are probably obsessed with this man
Peach: same as Mario but you're probably a girl or a gay adult man
Daisy: you are probably a tomboy
Rosalina: You probably find her attractive (and you're not wrong about that)
Tanooki Mario: You probably think he's a raccoon. You also probably play as him because You wanted to play as Tom Nook but he isn't a playable character in any games you have
Cat Peach: along with what was said about Peach, but I will add furry into that mix
Yoshi: You wish the dinosaurs never went extinct
Toad: You probably impersonate him a lot and your parents hate you for it
Koopa Troopa: You wanted to play as a villain character so you chose this little guy (or you really like turtles with no spikes on them)
Shy Guy: You feel socially awkward a lot and you want to cry in your room until the other person leaves
Lakitu: You like that you can actually see his legs now
Toadette: Same as toad but you are probably a girl or again a gay man
King Boo: You wish it was his Luigi's mansion design because I would look way more cool (I'd also probably main him if it was the L's mansion design)
Baby Mario: No matter how small you are you think you can defeat anyone
Baby Luigi: You like his baby design more
Baby Peach: you think she's an angle
Baby Daisy: You are very strong and people think you wouldn't be able to lift a pencil
Baby Rosalina: Someone else is playing as Rosalina or you are one of those hardcore gamers on YouTube who knows what they are doing
Metal Mario: Takes you back to the good old days (you also weigh a lot probably
Pink Gold Peach: same with peach but you weigh a LOT (you also probably think she should be called rose gold peach)
Wario: You are an old greasy man that loves garlic and money or you think he's funny
Waluigi: You wish this man was your husband no matter which gender you are
Donkey Kong: you like the DK Rap (where are they now)
Bowser: You like being in charge... You are also probably an alcoholic
Dry Bones: You are dead inside
Bowser Jr: You favor your father and don't care about hurting anyone's feelings about saying it. Your parents probably also get in a lot of fights as well.
Dry Bowser: same as Bowser but you are also dead inside
Lemmy: You think he's very wholesome and adorable (or you like midget turtles that are probably gay)
Larry: You like turtles that are easy to beat up
Wendy: You are probably a diva or you put her baldness and fat ass lips aside and played as her anyway
Ludwig: You are probably one of his OBSESSIVE fans who will do anything for him. Or you like classical music. Or both.
Iggy: You are very much mentally unstable, so you chose the character that is just as insane as you are
Roy: You are a Bully and an Asshole
Morton: You probably have this on your agenda, Wake up, eat, eat, eat some more, sleep, wake up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge, eat the food you just stole, sleep, and repeat.
Inkling girl: You are a girl who likes squids and painting
Inkling Boy: same as Inkling Girl but you are a boy instead.
Link: You think you're the "Chosen One"
Villager Boy: You are an Animal Crossing fan who doesn't want to be called a furry
Villager Girl: same as Villager Boy but you are a girl
Isabelle: Same as villager girl and boy but you don't care if you are called a furry (You may or may not be one)
Birdo: You are probably a trans
Kamek: You read a lot of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings
Petey Piranha: You are the type of person to talk to their Venus flytraps
Wiggler: You like him because he's adorable and you like bugs... or you use the kart that looks like him and make him ride it, then you start calling it slavery
Peachette: If anyone knows what chaos the super crown has brought they would know why you chose her, You whore!
Pauline: You are a talented singer
Diddy Kong: You like monkeys or you're Jane Goodall
Funky Kong: You played so many mods playing as him and you are so happy he's back
Thank you for reading this and remember don't take it seriously this is all a joke.
Also, reblog if you think it's pretty accurate
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You're the character that tragically ends up a nothlit to advance the story. What's your nothlit morph? (because I don't like your one month stipulation, you also gotta use it here [but folks playing at home don't have to])
Oooohhhh. So this is really good. There are animals that I have theoretical access to, that would be really cool to experience life as, but that would suck to be stuck as in my location. Like, if I stayed late at work and had the ability to guarantee safety by the morph trance, I could do a Nile croc, or some fun African birds, or even something like a monkey, but I could not be inconspicuous AT. ALL.
On the other hand, I also have access to some native predatory birds. Including... A red-tailed hawk. I might just chicken out and copy Tobias' homework.
Because the chances that I could have believably acquired a magpie in the last month are slim.
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Why is Gale eating shoes like The Meme du Jour. You ask nicely to please be able to eat two pairs of shitty boots and an ugly ring in act 1, and you're just forever known as Weirdo Wizard, the Shoe Eater? Nah.
What's ACTUALLY kinda inconvenient is that I do all this hard work of skulking around dank basements, rifling through corpses' pockets for loose change and opening every box, barrel, and vase, hoping to see old parchment, and whenever I actually FIND one, I can feel him licking his lips burning a hole in the back of my head with his gaze.
"That's a nice scroll you found," he says, "You know I could learn that spell, and be able to cast it whenever you need it."
But don't believe his lies. He just eats it like a musty fruit by the foot, and like 250 gold too, and he'll STILL only remember like. Seven or so of his dumb little spells.
We should call him Weirdo Wizard, the Moneysink.
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