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ronansquest · 1 year

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Suvi's New Assistant

Originally written as a short for Patreon. Hope you enjoy!

“Wow. You’ve got quite the set up.” Grissy looked around the lab. There was equipment and ingredients here she couldn’t even name, and for once, all the tables were at a reasonable person’s height.

“Thanks.” Suvi shrugged out of the cloak she’d been wearing, giving Grissy the first good look at the alchemist since she’d met her on the street. Dark hair just starting to go gray was pulled into a loose tail, that as Grissy watched she gathered and coiled into a sloppy bun, securing it with a couple of pins she picked up off a table. She wore a leather underbust corset over a light linen shirt that left her shoulders and an impressive amount of breast exposed. An exposure that the pearl necklace she wore only emphasized. A number of vials and tools hung from a leather belt, and a slit in her skirt revealed a thigh strap carrying a few more vials and a knife. Those skirts were white, and stained with a variety of colors ranging from dull grays to bright blues and sullen reds. Suvi caught her looking. “What? Do I have something on my boots?” “I just haven’t seen an alchemist who um… showed so much skin before.” Grissy blushed and averted her eyes from the slit in the skirt. “Oh! This isn’t my work outfit.” Suvi smiled. “This is what I wear to walk around town and pick up cute goblin girls.” “To pick up -” Grissy spluttered, blushing even harder. “I thought you said you needed a lab assistant.” “I do.” Suvi gestured around at the semi organized chaos of the room. “I’ve got all manner of things in here that might react badly to being mixed, and I’m not 100% sure where all of them are. Deon over at the All the Way Inn told me you came by looking for work, and I figured I could pay you to help me clean up a bit. Definitely need the help.” “It looks like it. Shit! I’m sorry. I didn’t mean…” Suvi laughed. “You meant it! And you’re right. It’s a mess. How’s four silver rounds sound to help me get the place straightened up?

It sounded too good to be true. Silver just to do a day of maid work? Grissy’d done a lot more for a lot less before. But it was never good to seem desperate. “How about six rounds?” “How about five, and I’ll throw in something to eat?”

“Deal.” A meal she didn’t have to cook herself was worth at least a silver, at least, it was to Grissy. Cooking was not one of her skills.

“Excellent!” Suvi’s eyes sparkled. “Now, would you like to eat it now? Or after we’re done cleaning?”

“I had breakfast a little while ago, so I think I’ll be okay before I need more food. I’m happy to start cleaning.” “Who said anything about food?” Hopping up on one of her workstations, Suvi spread her legs and pulled her skirt aside. “I just said I’d give you something to eat.”

Grissy nearly squeaked in surprise. She hated when she did that. “I… you…” Suvi reached under her skirt and hooked both hands in her underwear, wriggling out of them. “I spent the last three hours over in Nunnery helping take care of one of the girls without even getting a single tumble for my trouble, so I’m a little pent up from listening to everybody else having some fun.”

Grissy’s job search hadn’t taken her to hee Nunnery yet, but she knew it was one city’s more popular brothels. She glanced around the room, fidgeting in place for a moment. Suvi dropped the slightly teasing tone. “Hey, if I pegged you wrong, my bad. You can just say no and we’ll get right down to cleaning. I didn’t mean to-” Grissy took three quick steps towards her and shoved her face between Suvi’s legs. “Woah! Guess I didn’t peg you wrong!” “You can peg me right if you want.” Grissy’d tried to be on her best behavior ever since getting into town. Tried so hard. There’d been the merchant staring at her tits she could’ve flashed for a discount. That doorman at the inn who almost certainly would’ve let her in if she’d let him bounce her on his dick first. And another half dozen times she’d suppressed her inner horny to keep up with the ‘civilized’ nature of the big city. Now some strange alchemist woman was offering her money and sex to clean her lab. Grissy couldn’t deny herself any longer!

She ran her tongue along Suvi’s slit, tasting the tart bite of the older woman’s arousal. It was like the first hit of a drug she hadn’t even realized she’d been craving. Scrambling to get closer, she increased her pace, licking up and down and around before sucking hard on Suvi’s clit. The gnome gasped, and hands landed on Grissy’s head, fingers digging into her scalp. She didn’t care. All her attention was now on the pussy in her mouth and sounds its owner was making as she worked.

Lifting up a hand, she slid two fingers into Suvi while she focused on the clit, alternating sucking and using the tip of her tongue to tease the sensitive little nub. At the same time she curled her fingers inside the woman, rocking them back and forth, searching for her g-spot. She knew it when she found it, because Suvi’s legs suddenly stiffened on either side of her, body quivering and a short, sharp breath escaping in a single word. “Fuck.” Grissy grinned into the pussy lips. Her fingers moved faster, churning back and forth, working the sensitive spot mercilessly as she redoubled her oral efforts on Suvi’s clit. It wasn’t her best work, not the ideal angle, but she gave it her all, and soon the gnome was rocking and shaking on her worktop, all at forming full sentences abandoned in favor of simple moans and hungry demands for more.

When she came, it was like another hit of Grissy’s drug, a flood of cum and heat that sent her entire body to shivering. Grissy pulled back, smiling from ear to ear, her entire lower face glistening. “Did I earn my four silver?” “Girl, you earned more than that. Fuck cleaning the lab. Come back up to my bed and do that again and I’ll give you gold and a job while you’re in town!”

And that was how Grissy became an apprentice alchemist for a few months.

#not sfw #spicy #lemon #smut #shortstack #goblin #gnome #alchemist #eating tacos #dungeons and dungeons

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roninkairi · 11 months

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You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

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deadmomjokes · 2 years

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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ????#and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?''#NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY???#and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often''#the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing''#and he's like ''SWEET?????''#so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

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journen · 7 months

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How Ghost eats a taco, based on Samuel Roukin's explanation on his livestream. 🤣

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neonsbian · 8 days

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this image is like modern art to me

#smth abt the sneakers w the hospital gown and the fact that he snuck out w his team after getting shot to eat tacos #house md #vinnie talks

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tinykitchenvegan · 7 months

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Vegan Chipotle Cauliflower Tacos

#vegan #vegetarian #food #recipe #tacos #what vegans eat

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thechaoticdruid · 3 months

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Short and spicy Astarion x M!Tav headcanons MDNI

Astarion prefers to ride Tav when he bottoms.

He pins Tav down and slams his ass down on his hips with enough force to almost break his pelvis.

All the while Astarion tells Tav how good he feels inside him.

If Tav tries to pin him down he gets punished.

"Tut tut, naughty boy that's not allowed~."

Tav's punishment is being pinned facedown with his ass being pounded roughly.

Then once everything is finished Astarion snuggles up in Tav's lap like a little princess who didn't just fuck him silly.

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #bg3 #astarion bg3 #astarion x tav #astarion my beloved #astarion x reader #astarion smut #male tav #astarion x male tav #astarion x male reader #Just contributing to the lack of Astarion x male Tav content #Power bottom Astarion #top astarion #Dom Astarion #I wrote this while I was eating at Taco Bell so it's short mkay

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beeridgettt · 2 months

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more dunmeshi silliness

ids in alt texts!

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi fanart #marcille donato #falin touden #laois touden #senshi of izganda #farcille #my art #yes they are eating taco bell

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floofyboi57 · 7 months

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I had a vision-

#epithet erased #naven nuknuk #molly blyndeff #yoomtah zing #zap apple #nyoom #thought about this quote from Into the Florpus #and I couldn’t not make an epithet comic #off topic but I’m proud of myself for how close I got the artstyle #like legit- I’m really proud of myself for this #and it’s a comic where Yoomtah admits to eating a baby in a taco place

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linked-maze · 1 month

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How does Taco hold all of Links items? I know it's magic but where is he keeping them.

The chicken is obese for a reason XDDD pftahhaha!

#taco eats them!#its so silly #inbox

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solargeist · 2 months

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Oh oh if we're feeding Grian, I'd like to offer him a White Person Taco. (Don't want it to he too spicy for him!!!)

-Lunar (a white person who also can't handle spice)

omg right he's british he cannot handle spice ADJGKADJGK

i imagine Watchers can spawn food bc they know how it's made, like, every single component, i think if they offered him a taco he'd be genuinely impressed, like, its so much to remember.