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xoxoemynn · 7 months

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lol I started this the morning before we got word of the teaser and then PROMPTLY forgot about it. But here we go! I was tagged by @oatmilktruther, @bizarrelittlemew, @ghostalservice and @petrichorca, who are all equally amazing as people as they are writers. 💖

Rules: Share the first lines of your ten most recent fics and tag ten people.

The day began, as they always did, with a kiss. (all of these lines across my face) The infamous Grief Fic™, post-canon, Ed and Stede are in their 80s, I promise it is more uplifting than it sounds. I'm very proud of this one, but please mind the tags.

Dear Tooth Fairy, My name is the Swede and I am 42 years old. (A Fairy Tale) Ed is history's greatest tooth fairy, Stede is an eccentric flower fairy, and they have a magical adventure on the wings of my personal favorite OC, Arthur the rosy maple moth. Potentially the cutest thing I've ever written.

"Bye, Bonnet!" (Here's to the Night) It's Y2K, and Stede is stuck at the office making sure his father's company doesn't collapse at midnight, and Ed is the sexy IT consultant who calls him every 30 mins to flirt I mean, check in on things. There's romance. There's silliness. There's heavy 90s nostalgia. No Neopets were harmed in the creation of this fic.

There’s nothing Edward Teach loves more than a big, beautiful clock. (Clock Strikes One) Unhinged, clock-themed porn, this time with spanking. It's both filthy and educational! It's the follow up to Witness Marks, and there will be more.

It’s been four days since the former crew of the Revenge reappeared, and Ed’s hiding in his cabin. (Choose Your Own Adventure: Reunion!) By far the COOLEST fandom project I've ever been a part of! So many writers and artists took part in creating this, and it is magnificent. If you haven't found all paths yet, here's your reminder to do so. There's something for everybody.

There was something to be said for being married to one of the world's most sought-after fashion designers. (Pretty and Stiddies and Gay!) Inspired by this incredible art by @buumbaby. Ed and Stede are ridiculously in love and have hot sex, including once in public while Stede's in a gorgeous evening gown.

Stede sat on a bench in the lobby area of the office building and took a hearty sip of his very berry smoothie. (A Day in the Life of Model Employee S. Bonnet) Stede is the world's worst postal worker, who blows off his job to flirt with famed hair model Edward Teach. Possibly my favorite Stede I've ever written.

Loudly did the muses sing of the sea god Edward and his mortal lover, Stede. (forever is our today (who waits forever anyway)) What it says on the tin. Ed and Stede are cursed for defying the gods' orders to part ways. I'm really proud of how this one turned out. Like, really proud.

"Maaaa." (To Get to the Other Side) Short, sweet, silly, smutty.

There's a moment when you're deep into a long drive when your mind begins to wander. (Where the Daylight Begins) My baby. My child. My pfp. My 115K magical realism modern AU that was heavily influenced by The House in the Cerulean Sea. I hope it leaves you feeling like you've been wrapped up in a big gay hug.

Not tagging anyone because this has been sitting in my drafts for so long I'm certain everyone has already done it, but if not, consider this your tag. 💕

#previously my life was divided into pre-OFMD and post-OFMD now it's also pre-teaser and post-teaser #next shall be pre-S2 and post-S2 !!!!!!!#OFMD #Our Flag Means Death #OFMD fic #my fic #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Ed x Stede

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veryace-ficrecs · 1 year

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Stranger Things Modern AU

This list will include all ratings and tags, so read at your own discretion! :)

come what may (i will love you until my dying day) by emurph_24 - Rated M

“Robin, I got it,” he said, shakily.

“Got what, Steve?” She had just woken up and sleep still had a firm grip on her mind. Steve stood there in their tiny apartment kitchen, waiting for her brain to catch up.

“Moulin Rouge, Robbie.” Robin’s eyes went wide, the last bits of sleep leaving her brain.

“You got it?” she squeaked. Tears filled his vision as she walked towards him.

“I got Christian. I did it,” Steve whispered.

OR: Steve Harrington lands the role of a lifetime in his first broadway production. Nervous as he is, he is ready and mostly prepared. Until the world spins on its axis and the pit director turns into the love of his life.

the night breeze carries something sweet by asbealthgn - Rated M

Eddie is used to getting recognized in public, but it doesn’t mean he likes it.

That is, until the most beautiful man he’s ever seen in his life sits in the seat next to him, unfurling a giant map that easily shields both of them. Eddie’s fucking savior.

“Hey, you wouldn’t happen to know how to get to Japantown, would you?” the guy asks.

Sweet tooth by Eddies_ArtofSuffering - Rated M

At noon, as expected, the doorbell chimes. Eddie’s head snaps towards the entrance, mouth falling open as Hot Steve walks in. Eddie shoos his coworkers away with a frantic wave, straightens his name tag, and rests his chin on his palm and bends over a little, elbow on the counter. It’s go time.

Or: a stupid coffee shop AU in which Steve takes his break from his bookstore shift at noon to come to Café Byers every day, and Eddie loses his mind every time.

caught my attention by sky_of_starflowers - Rated T

“Haven't you heard by now, King Steve?” Steve shudders while Robin laughs at him, the sound bouncing down the nearly empty hallway, a few kids looking at them funny. “Eddie “The Freak” Munson has made it big!”

Oh no, Steve thinks as Robin drags him along. “Eddie?” he asks, and something about his voice makes Robin turn back to look at him. “We’re going to see Eddie’s band?”

Steve kissed Eddie once, briefly, at a party before running away. Ten years later, Robin drags Steve to a Corroded Coffin concert in Indy, and Eddie sings a song about kissing Steve in front of several thousand people.

I Like the Cool Way You Look at Me (Everything About You is Bringing Me Misery) by DiscoSuperFly - Rated E

Teaching middle school and working on his masters degree has Steve sleep deprived and trudging through his weeks.

He tries out a 24 hour café on his best friend Robin's recommendation.

He can't help but become a regular when a tattooed, long haired barista catches his eye.

Paint Nights by AnnetheCatDetective - Rated T

Steve is looking for something for Dustin, but when he walks into the game and hobby shop, he sees something he likes.

Some Guy by MIA_MAX - Rated G

He's taking it in stride too, bless his heart. Just like every other thing people used to mock him for. Eddie remembers gathering the Party once a long time ago, before he and Steve were an item at all, and telling them stop calling Steve stupid. He remembers how fucking angry he was at them, because they'd looked so horrified when he told them that Steve really believed them, like they didn't drive it home every Goddamn time he asked them a question.

He's getting off topic. Point is, the people of the internet are berating the love of his life. Saying he's too boring, too tame, not worthy of Eddie, and he's having fucking none of it.

i could tell that you'd be on my mind tonight by anniebibananie - Rated T

The room clapped, and Steve watched as a man stepped out from somewhere behind a nearby bookshelf to approach the microphone. Edward Munson. Steve wasn’t sure what he’d expected him to look like, probably some balding middle-aged man with a beer belly, but it was just… a dude. A guy, probably around his age, with dark hair pulled into a low bun, fingers stacked with rings, wearing a Metallica shirt with dark jeans and thick combat boots. He was, well, he was kinda hot honestly.

Maybe Steve did understand why so many people were sitting in the crowd to get a glimpse of this dude.

When Steve gets dragged along to an event for the author of the Vecna's Curse series by Nancy and Dustin, he isn't expecting anything to come from the night. He's definitely not expecting Eddie Munson.

Somebody To You by tears_for_years - Rated T

@ bisexual_disaster: i would let eddie munson make me bark like a dog

Eddie Munson is in a famous band called Corroded Coffin. Steve Harrington is a fan who likes to tweet about how hot he is. Eddie sees King Steve from high school posting thirst tweets about him. He decides to give him a follow. What could go wrong?

for this gift, I do feel blessed by wheatisstillwheat - Rated E

Steve was supposed to be in Berlin with his best friend Robin, not wandering around looking for a coffee shop, not speaking a lick of German.

Steve definitely wasn't supposed to take the only open seat next to a beautiful, mysterious (sexy), and slightly pissed stranger at said coffee shop who cannot believe Steve wasn't angling for an autograph from him,

which Steve definitely isn't, because Steve has no idea who he is...

yet.

(OR Rock Star AU - in which Eddie Munson is a famous grunge/alt/metal band frontman and Steve is as clueless as we'd all expect. hi-jinx and love ensue.)

You Ahh Sooooo Byuootifuh by StarsHideYourFires - Rated T

Hey, you’ve got Robin. Or I guess you don’t, really. If this is important text me, but you can leave a message and I’ll get back to you eventually. Unless you’re my mom, then probably sooner! BEEP.

“Rob-biiiiihhnnn! Where are you? There’s a hah guy shtanding ow-side my room, and I don’ know where I am. I need you here, Robbie. Yuhv gotta hehp me! I’m gonna say somethin’ shtupid and ‘mbarrass mysel’ in front of the hod guy. Robin, come save meeeeeeee!”

Steve gets his wisdom teeth out and has trouble coming out of general anesthesia, much to Eddie’s amusement.

#stranger things fanfiction #veryace recs #steddie fanfic #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #steve harrington and robin buckley #ao3 fic recs #ao3

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our-flag-means-death-ao3feed · 10 months

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Sweet Tooth

by Smands (EmmaLunaAnne)

Blackbeard's provocative and subversive cakes have filled a niche in the local scene, and he has more work than he can handle. Luckily, Izzy manages the storefront, books, and social media so Ed’s free to be creative. When a single dad rushes in after work one day looking for someone who is willing to fulfill his daughter’s birthday/pride cake request at the last minute, Ed is charmed enough to drop everything to help him out.

Words: 6426, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, Alma Bonnet

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags: Baking, Cake, protest baking, Ed is a baker, Blackbeard's Other Delicacies & Delights, (No fishing equipment), Making Out, Kissing, Alma Bonnet is iconic as always, Let Edward make his pretty cakes okay, Izzy Hands School of Business Management

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/48458296

#Our flag means death #ofmd #https://archiveofourown.org/works/48458296

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acepalindrome · 2 years

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Plans for my OFMD/pirate island in Animal Crossing:

- the entry from the airport leads into a dock area with most of the villager houses floating on the docks, plus resident services surrounded by castle walls to turn it into a pirate-y fort. Mostly completed, just needs more decorations (I constantly need more barrels.)

- north of the docks is the shopping district with Nooks and Able’s, plus Spanish Jackie’s bar and some stalls with various pirate stuff for sale (ranging from cannonballs and cannons to art supplies and fine fabrics.) Very much a wip right now.

- Past the shopping district is a land bridge leading to the Revenge! Very heavily based on this build because it’s huge and perfect and great for customizing with your own designs to make the ship unique. Highly recommend it if you’ve got the room for a big ship on your island, it takes a while to put together but it looks great. I’ve got the basic build but still working on decorations.

- Left of the docks is Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill (aka Ed’s house,) featuring outdoor dining on the beach. The main room of his house is the bar to order from, then a room for the main kitchen, a separate kitchen for the bakery and desserts because Edward ‘Sweet-tooth’ Teach needs a whole room just for sugary goodness, a gift shop, a bar in the basement (don’t tell Spanish Jackie she’s got a rival) and Ed’s living space upstairs which is a mix of Ed’s goth aesthetics and his new found appreciation of fine things. And jars of marmalade for a midnight snack.

- North of Ed’s house is Izzy’s, cluttered with a lot of barrels and boxes to store the extra supplies from the restaurant, and lots of books and stacks of papers for the guy who’s managing the bookkeeping (he’s got to have a job around here to keep him busy or he gets unsettled and cranky.) His house is mostly devoted to keeping Ed’s business running smoothly, but he does have a nice little room for his pet snake that’s all decorated like a jungle so his little noodle buddy has lots of enrichment (and a few hamster cages for food, because he’s a brutal realist.) He’s also got a surprisingly cozy bedroom, if you can find your way there past all the clutter.

- Next to Izzy’s house is a small farm to supply Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill with fresh produce. Does Izzy manage the farm? Do Ed and Izzy care for the farm together and are working through their decades of issues through the very therapeutic act of growing things together? Maybe! Also don’t ask why there are milk cans. You don’t need to know where the milk came from.

- Right from the docks is an orange grove and little collection of stands to buy oranges, orange juice, and all manner of foods made with oranges. Also a little informational sign about the dangers of scurvy and why you should eat more oranges. And a little medical area in case you already have scurvy.

- North of the orange grove is Stede’s house, featuring a very ornate and very gay rainbow garden out front. His house is also on a little island with a dock outback overlooking a lighthouse. Surely nothing dramatic will happen on that dock. Inside of his house is Stede’s library, auxiliary wardrobe, a nice comfy bathroom in case anyone needs to cry in the tub, and a very comfy bedroom with the framed lighthouse picture. The whole house is loaded with all his weird little nicknacks.

- And at the top of the island, west of the Revenge, is a whole lot of insane foliage! Just a big tropical jungle to explore with lots of natural beauty and hidden treasure (and a petrified orange, if you search hard enough. It’s just a rock I buried at the base of an orange tree, but yknow.)

- There’s also a small beach that’s Frenchie and Wee John’s hangout spot with lots of fire and musical instruments, plus Wee John’s doll, a nice picnic blanket for them to chill on, and plenty of gyroids to sing along with Frenchie.

- There’s a hidden beach north of the natural area where Lucius comes to hang out and sketch people. There are lots of art supplies, books and an art easel featuring an eggplant. There are also eggplant and cucumber items around. For no particular reason. Nothing to do with Lucius’ subject matter at all.

- I haven’t started it at all but I want to use another beach to make a fish market and some other stalls to represent other characters. A food stall with lots of meat for Roach, a bunch of knives for sale for Jim…a stall selling crocs for Olu? Still figuring that one out.

- Also near Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill is a turtle and a crab facing each other as if in combat. Calico Jack has been here.

#ofmd #each of the houses only has about one decorated room a piece #and everything else on the list is like 25% finished #got a lot of basic layouts for builds

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superzombiewho · 1 year

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Primis Anastasia

Official introduction!

Name: Anastasia Belinski

Age: 25

Gender: Female

Hair: Ginger-Brown

Eyes: Blue (with grey)

Skin: Fair

Siblings: Nikolai Belinski

Partner: Edward Richtofen

Background:

Anya grew up being really sweet, very childish, and wanting to do whatever her brother was doing.

When she was 8 she first encountered Monty playing by a lake with her brother. But he never approached the children. So she didn’t think much of it.

At the age of 12, Anya met Monty again. Only this time, he kidnapped her. Nikolai fought tooth and nail to protect his baby sister, but he sadly lost.

After being kidnapped, Anya learns that she has the ability to control the dead to her own biding and make dead like creatures (let’s just say she can create and resurrect). (Pretty much Monty got bored one day, and launched element 115 somewhere. Which ended up being an innocent baby. He spent years looking for the child.)

For years Monty abused Anya while teaching her how to use her “powers”. Beating her, forgetting to feed her, draining her physically, emotionally, and mentally. During this time, Anya grew up with trust issues, depression, and personality disorder (power being too much and basically changing her into something else when power is in use).

When she turns 20, she has enough and in her frustration makes a portal to go anywhere but Monty’s “perfect world”. The portal ends up taking her back home. Months later she finds her brother, and his family which welcome her with open arms.

Anya tells Nikolai everything and he vows to protect her.

Flash forward to Origins, she goes with her brother to stop the Germans. Blah blah blah. We all know what happens.

Over time, she falls for Edward.

Dempsey is butt-hurt about it because he has/had feelings for her and she chose the “enemy” as Dempsey puts it. But he keeps quiet so she can be happy.

Takeo is a backup big brother to Anya. Ready to lend an ear, give her wisdom, a joke maybe, but most importantly, promises to be there for her, for a break down or a fight.

Edward treats her like a Queen. Like, he will make sure she has enough food, water, sleep, comfort, space. But he will know when to step aside and let her take her own stand. In reality he’s like, “are you doing alright? Do you need anything? Nein? you have this? Ok, I’ll leave you to it.” On the inside he’s like, “that’s my girl. That’s my Queen! She’s got this, no doubt!!”

Nikolai, big brother bear… he didn’t like the idea of Edward making a move on his little sister. But Nik saw that Eddie really cared and left it alone.

What Anya is like with her older self?:

When first meeting her, she knew she had to kill her olderself. But when bailing Ultimis out of jail, she wasn’t too fond of U!Anya. Didn’t want to be near her. But after one pairing, they became best friends. Both Ultimis and Primis couldn’t separate them!

What Anya is like with her child self?:

She will start crying upon looking at the child. Nikolai and Edward need to comfort her, knowing that she was forced to grow up and seeing her young self brings back a full childhood she couldn’t have. But after a while, Anya accepts the fact there is nothing to do about the past. But Anya is very protective over the child when it comes to Monty. Literally threatening to kill him if he even bats an eye towards the child.

#cod zombies #edward richtofen #primis richtofen #nikolai belinski #takeo masaki #tank dempsey #codz oc #primis crew #primis dempsey #primis nikolai #primis takeo

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our-flag-means-fanfics · 4 months

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Part-Time Mermaid

Author: shieldmaidenofmithrilhall

Rating: T

Finished: Apr 2023

Tags: Modern AU, Mermaid (not real ones), Aquariums, Ichthyologist Ed, Stede as a Mermaid

Word Count: 6k

Summary:

Edward Teach works at an aquarium that has a new gimmick: they're auditioning swimmers to perform in a live mermaid show. He thinks it's pretty silly.

Until he meets auditioner Stede Bonnet.

Comments:

A cute, light-hearted fic! Short, sweet, with lots of fantastic fishy puns and tooth-rotting fluff. I love fics where both the boys are competent and love what they do! Read this one if you want a nice hug around your heart :) (and fish facts).

#our flag means fanfic #fanfic rec #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #ofmd mermaids

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our-flag-means-spam · 2 years

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Random Our Flag Means Death head-canons because I said so (Part One??? Maybe??)

Stede Bonnet:

- Once got stuck trying to climb a tree and was too stubborn to ask for help so he just kinda stayed up there for a few hours.

- Everyone knows he reads books enough that they take anything he says as fact-- sometimes he has no idea what he’s talking about so now some members of the crew think chickens migrate.

- Not much of a sweet tooth, contrary to popular belief. He likes marmalade in small amounts but takes no sugar in his tea nor does he often indulge in cakes.

Edward ‘Blackbeard’ Teach:

- Can’t read very well but pretends he can. He recognizes specific words and goes with it-- this has ended poorly on multiple occasions.

- Has face-blindness to an extent. He recognizes people he cares about/sees every day, but not much else. (Personal opinion: he asked CHAUNCEY to help him and Stede escape because he didn’t realize who he was talking to).

- Likes to dance but rarely does.

Izzy Hands:

- Masochist. Duh.

- Can read and write but intentionally pretends he can’t so no one bothers him.

- Would have LOVED Taylor Swift, I will not be elaborating.

Jim:

- Is really good at singing but only does it alone or with Olu.

- Teaches members of the crew swears-- when Stede asks they lie and say it means ‘I love you’ so now Stede is constantly telling people to fuck off without realizing it.

- Has a soft spot for flowers

Oluwande:

- His favorite color is orange (not because of JIm, but not NOT because of Jim).

- He, Roach, Frenchie, and Wee John have a band and occasionally play for the crew after raids

- He likes sketching but doesn’t usually get the chance

#our flag means gay #stede bonnet #blackbeard #edward teach #izzy hands #jim #oluwande #headcanon #our flag means death

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sleepy-watcher · 2 years

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Could you give some more Tiny Ed headcanons please?

yes yes of course!

- so to start, I mentioned in my last post that I think Stede would make a (very poorly made) plush for Ed aaaand,,, I've drawn her! her name is Scraps and Ed adores her when he's small, even if she's a bit of a mess.

- so, I think the joke hc that Ed eats soap is very funny, and I have to run with that and say lil Ed 100% would be even worse about eating/drinking soap. I think he loves bathtime but he CANNOT be left alone or Stede will come back to him eating soap like the little menace he is.

- I think Ed has two moods when he's regressed, and both involve occupying all of Stede's attention at all times. He either needs cuddles and for Stede to play with his hair and read to him at all times, or he needs run around Stede's room at the speed of light and play a game with him. Either way, he keeps Stede busy.

- we already know Edward "Seven Sugars in His Tea" Teach has a sweet tooth, but oh man when he's little it's on a whole different level. all he wants to eat is sweets. best of luck getting him to eat anything that isn't cake. (or just like... straight up sugar cubes.)

that's all that's on my mind for now! hope you like em :]

#ofmd #edward teach #fandom agere #agere #age regression #asks

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nobodiesheartlessshitblog45 · 3 years

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My headcanons For Gojo Satoru

This Dingus right here is a huge movie fan. Loves pretty much anything, the old classics black and white movies, foreign films, main stream movies and so bad that it’s good movies. He loves TV shows, he’s big Supernatural fanboy. Loves Dean Winchester and strong shipper of Deancel, Walking Dead fan all the way. Both the comics, Tv show and games. (He only played the first season and balled his eyes out for a weeks, and refuses to play rest of the games) Dose have a soft spot of horror movies, Like The Screams, Halloween, The Saw franchise, classic monster movies of course. Gotta respect the classics.

His favorite movies of all time are Beetlejuice (Satoru’s roll model) Corpse Bride, Frankenweenie, Edward scissors hand The Princess Bride , all the old George Romero zombie movies, again classic monster movies, The Lord Of The Rings and Hobbit franchise. He’s a big Bruce Campbell fan, and loves, loves all the Evil Dead movies and show. Loves Deadpool and has a huge man crush Ran Reynolds. Loves all Marvel Movies. Big Spider Man fanboy.

His favorite Disney movies are Princess and the frog, disney’s Atlantis, Tangrled, 101 Dalmatians, Emperors new groove, Hercules, Toy Story, but he can’t watch the 3rd because he will cry for ours.

He wasn’t a sorcerer, he would have loved to be an actor or film Director.

Dose play videos games, Pretty much played all the telltale games, Loves Red Dead redemption games The second one is his favorite, and loves Arthur Morgan. He’s only played Season 1 of the Walking Dead and still not over Lee’s death. Loves Stardew Valley, Pokemon and Animal Crossing.

Our boy loves his sweets, but hates eating his veggies. Trying to get this grown ass man to eat veggies is like a small fish trying fight a great white shark. It’s fight everyone is going to lose.

His favorite Tv shows’s are the Walking Dead, Game of Throwns, The Office both American and British, Big Big Doctor Who fan, loves the 10th Doctor (David Tennen is his boy) Watched Pokémon Anime that has come out the years, knows the lore like that back of his hand.

This man loves to crossdress, love to wear fancy ballgown dress, sundress and skirts. He can walk around in high heels with easy. He owns a lot high heels shoes.

Drinks a lot of coffee, 5-8 cups a day. Cannot stand the bitterness plane coffee. He adds 12 spoonful of sugar and milk to each cup. Hell is coffee isn’t really coffee pure sugar and milk or as Nanami dubs a cup of diabetes and tooth decay.

This man has the maturity of a 6 year old. He still think fart jokes are hilarious, it you say the word ‘booger’ this man child will start laughing uncontrollably, and he makes a lot dick jokes whenever he can and innuendos. He will even go into random empty classrooms and draw a lot of stupid doodles of random shit, like you would see in kids notebook if they were bored in class, and he draws lot of that penises. For some reason he draw dicks all over the chock bored. He’s been doing this since meddle and high school, he still thinks it funny. No body else dose. ... possibly Yuji.

He will out no where will start singing show toons. He just dose. Weather he’s in a meeting, doing a mission, teaching a class or singing in the shower, he will hum or sing out right of no where. Disney songs he knows by heart, themes of anime he’s into or watching. It helps him to relax... Or annoyed the shit of the others.

He dose not care spots but he dose enjoy baseball.

Gojo Satour’s ideal s/o

This man is a huge tease and jokester. He need someone who can match or almost his Energy. Humor is a very important thing to him, help deal with some shit that he had to go through. Someone with a good sence of humor is one attraction to him.

He’s a patien guy, and understands that it some people take getting out their shells, and he’s very excepting, but as long as you don’t try to kill or hurt is students things should be fine.

He is very overprotective lover. His s/o could very powerful sorcerer, capable of handling themselves in battle with curses or evil sorcerers, still doesn’t change that this man will worry and will step in if things will get hairy for liking. But al the same time of s/o a very strong sorcerer and knows how to care of themselves in n a battle it dose put Satoru’a mind at ease in away, still hate the idea of being away from his lover is something to them or they get hurt. If his s/o got badly injured or his s/o was about the brink of dying. HELL. HAVE. NO. FURY. TO. THIS. MAN’S. ANGER. He kill without think twice. No mercy, no secret changes, just death. He’ll rushed over to help his S/o and take them to Dr. Shoko, and will not leave until they are taken care and healed.

He’s his overprotective of his s/o and students so don’t fuck with any of them and no has to die. This man kill with thinking twice about it.

This man is loaded. As cash, and would give Yuji, Megumi and Nobara some money to enjoy themselves with. But this man dose love to spoil his s/o when he could. Somethings he will go overboard and his s/o tells him but it’s not necessarily to spend all this money on them. Which makes him love them even more because they not love him for his money. However Gojo being, well, Gojo will randomly get bouquets of flowers for his lovely s/o I will bring it to them randomly. It doesn’t matter if they’re teaching a class or and a very important meeting with Yaga-San, he’ll ust pop out of nowhere with a big goofy grin on his face and give his s/o the flowers kiss them and disappears, there is an awkward and annoying silence from from the students or the principal. And his s/o mildly embarrassed, but flattered shall go on as if nothing happened. And it becomes has become a running joke around in the school.

Hugs, Kissses and Cuddles are a must. Again Satour doesn’t give a shit there is a meeting or A class being taught when this man wants affection, he’s going to get affection. He’ll come from behind and rest his head on his s/o’s chin on his s/o’s head. (Because the guy’s freakishly tall) And will just annoyin the shit out of then until he gets what he wants. Then he will leave them alone, maybe not. He’s Hot mess of chaotic energy after all. Plus he thinks it’s adorable When they get a little annoyed with him.

Being Married To Gojo Satoru or just have a domestic life with him

This man never really saw himself getting married. It’s something that he was rather against for a while, until he meets his s/o. Nothings really changed in their relationship after they got married, did a few years and they just try to not have nowhere Most of everyone at the school cannot believe that someone would actually marry this maniac. Either his s/o is as as patient as a saint, just as bad shit crazy as Gojo Satour himself.

He dose everything in his power too make this work, and so dose his s/o. The two of them being power for sorcerers is basically a couple goal, The ultimate couple. At least Satour says. That being said working as a Jujutsu Sorcerer is both a mental, emotional and sometimes a physical strain on people. When things get too much for S/O, this man will stop what he’s doing, and will will be there his s/o, and his will be there for him when he the most. Having someone being there each is the most important thing in a relationships.

His clan was very against their relationship from the beginning. But Satour did not care, he loves who he loves so his clan/family can suck it.

His favorite nicknames for s/o are Sweetness, cutiepie, pumpkin, sugar, sweetheart, honeybuns and to get cringy Pookie. So weird one’s like Mochi cheeks, and beautiful or handsome.

His favorite nickname that his s/o calls sweetie, honey, goofball, goober and whackadoodle, knucklehead and dingus

When s/o are going away for a mission for a few a few days or few month, or Vice versa they would text, FaceTime pretty everyday. They talk about they day, and talk about the missions that had. Satour would have his students in the background who would say hello, and he and Yuji would make stupid jokes, and Nobara would laugh a bit and Megumi would roll his eyes in the background. And when his s/o get back from a mission this man is a very clingy little shit, he will hug the hell out his s/o when they get back. And would pout and whin if you have to a meeting or don’t have to see him. He’s a big a baby like that.

Over all this man is just big goofball, sure he’s annoying as fuck sometimes, but he dose cares about other’s. He’s a hot chaotic mess of a man, by God we love him for it.

#jujutsu kaisen headcanons #gojo satoru #gojo satoru headcanons

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silverlake-rp · 3 years

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Good day, residents of Silver Lake! In the November Newsletter below you will find outlined the events and happenings in our beautiful neighborhood this month.

What YOUR CHARACTER can do during these events:

You may include any of these happenings in your starters, incorporate them into your threads, text threads, social media posts, and so forth! The sky is the limit.

What’s ON. Here are just a few things that will be happening around town this month:

Guy Fawkes Night @ Five by Night — 5 November

After an incident in 2017 it won’t quite be bonfire night, but the spirit lives on! Catch the annual V for Vendetta screening with a pint or maybe a nice cup of gunpowder tea. Anyone wearing a V mask can also claim a free flaming shot!

National Cappuccino Day @ Intelligentsia — 8 November

As we step further into fall, it’s truly the season to warm your hands on a hot drink to go. But do you really know your coffee? Join Intelligentsia’s class and learn to perfect the art of the cappuccino, latte art and all. You even get a complimentary mug for your efforts!

World Kindness Day @ Rose Quartz — 13 November

It may be falling on an unfortunate weekday this year but as they say, it’s the thought that counts. Kind thoughts are at the center of the Rose Quartz workshop, which will teach you to channel your restless energies into positivity toward yourself and the world. Boost your health and your general happiness, all through the power of kindness.

Take a Hike Day @ Silver Lake Meadows — 17 November

For any active souls who’d love to fit a brisk hike in before work, the Silver Lake Ornitological Society will be tying up their shoelaces at 6 am sharp and tackling the Reservoir Trail. Get a breath of that crisp autumn air, catch up with a neighbor, and maybe spot a cool bird or two.

National French Toast Day @ The Golden Griddle — 28 November

Trying to keep the sugar rush going from all that Halloween candy, or just got a bit of a sweet tooth in general? All day long, the Griddle will be offering their delicious french toast at a 30% discount! The perfect excuse to go treat yo’self.

oasis apartments bulletin

Dreaded and anticipated in roughly equal measure, the DeLinos’s Tenantsgiving has earned its legendary status on the block. It’s really just an excuse for Chuck and Dennis to stick their noses in everybody’s business, but at least they’ll serve you a meal and a beer on the house! Come for the free turkey burger, stay for the out of season pool party with your noisy neighbors—and the chance to see Chuck in a turkey costume.

redcliff street bulletin

Whether or not you actively follow your neighbors’ antics on Nextdoor, you're sure to have heard about the positively strange (but very nice!) man who paid your street a visit. The word has spread fast about his hard-to-place accent, questionable disguise, and bizarre questions. Some even claim to have spotted an entire camera crew nearby. What a mystery!

cinema paradiso screenings

Sunday November 1: Monsters Inc.

Friday November 6: Lars and the Real Girl Saturday November 7: When Harry Met Sally Sunday November 8: Blue Velvet

Friday November 13: Friday the 13th (1980) Saturday November 14: Edward Scissorhands Sunday November 15: Matilda + A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (double bill)

Friday November 20: Thankskilling + Poultrygeist (double bill) Saturday November 21: Planes, Trains and Automobiles Sunday November 22: You’ve Got Mail

Friday November 27: Friday Night Lights Saturday November 28: St. Elmo’s Fire Sunday November 29: Love Story

happy birthday to...

1st November: Leo Fitz (37)

3rd November: Jimmy Shore (56)

9th November: Holland Mitchell (28)

24th November: Lunara Fisher (27)

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#slnewsletter #november 2020 newsletter

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catubarca · 4 years

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Harry Potter Next Generation Headcanons

im bored. im full of emotions, and am rly missing the HP world... i just want to write down my headcannons for the next gen kiddos tbh.

please remember these are just my opinions? its okay if yours are different. im just bored and want to share my thoughts,,

Teddy Lupin

his name is Theodore Remus “Teddy” Lupin. it’s just what it is

I don’t care what JKR says, to me his name will always be Theodore

i can’t do this “Edward” stuff im so sorry,,,

h u f f l e p u f f

proper school uniform? never heard of it

messy hair, messy clothes

punk rock child

we’re talking like,,,at least two (2) lip piercings ok

absolutely terrible in herbology. do not leave this child alone in a greenhouse, bad things happen

fuckin hoards chocolate

its a problem

dating Victorie Weasley

random bursts of dancing

keeps a lock of hair pink for his mother

lives with the Potters, enjoys pretending to be Ginny to ground his siblings

“Lily, why aren’t you coming out of your room? Dinner’s ready?” “You said I’m grounded! You tell me!” “What? Oh, for the- THEODORE REMUS LUPIN-“

s m i r k s

effortlessly cool,,, but so so dorky,,, in a cool way

Victorie Weasley

ravenclaw!

looks a lot like her mother, Fleur, but inherited those Weasley freckles

a little confused a lot of the time

absolute sweet tooth (teddy abuses this fact a lot)

Mom Friend™

will help you with your homework

always got a book on her

super beautiful and like,,,, the absolute nicest person,,, but

cannot dance

like at all

adores Charms class

a softie you don’t want to cross

“I’m the oldest”

Dominique Weasley

inherited the Classic Weasley Red Hair™

idolises her Uncle Charlie

“I wanna save animals and work with cool dragons, just like Uncle Charlie does!”

Bill almost has a heart attack

always bringing stray animals home

(“is that a lizard in your pocket, Dominique?” “Yes! His name is Blob.” “You know how your father’s afraid of reptiles, sweetheart, you can’t bring it inside.”)

Gryffindor child

favourite class is definitely Care of Magical Creatures, she and Hagrid like to talk about proper care methods for rare creatures

perpetual dirt stains

BIG middle child vibes

doesn’t really label her sexuality… just kinda does what she wants rly

all the pets in Hogwarts love her

rumours are she’s got an innate, natural magical ability to make them all love her

(she feeds them under the table)

it’s a mystery

big advocate for animal rights

f e m i n i s t

willing to throw hands at all times

usually all smiles though

one of those people who use their whole bodies to laugh

kind of an accidental heartthrob

romcoms

Louis Weasley

looks the most like his mother

ravenclaw

absolutely filled with curiosity. always reading or talking or learning

random facts

(how do you even find that sort of information?

you don’t want to know)

coffee boy

sort of musically talented?

he and James Sirius preach the importance of skincare to all who will listen

secretly full of sass and dry wit

vry graceful and fluid

e y e r o l l

awkward smiles? can never smile properly in photos

on the ravenclaw quidditch team

Ravenclaw Prefect

(“You might be older, but I’m taller.” “Fuck off!”)

only watches High Quality™ tv shows/media

kind of a disaster, despite the gracefulness

Molly Weasley

Classic red hair

comes across as a bit uptight, like her father

I don’t care what you think. (She really cares what you think.)

E y e b r o w s

death glares

drinks like 5 cups of coffee in the morning

studies,,, like a lot

definitely a Gryffindor though

mom jeans

always ready to debate a topic. will destroy opponents.

has been trying to start a successful Debate Club for like 4 years now

naturally falls into the position of a group leader

would be a teacher’s pet, if she wasn’t ready At All Times™ to debate the relevancy of the course syllabus or outdated teaching methods

got into a fight with Severus Snape’s portrait in Headmistress McGonagall’s office.

(Dumbledore’s portrait was laughing, until she turned and ragged on him for a bit. Minerva thought it was absolutely hilarious, so she just let Molly go at it for a while).

full of rage towards everything, but wears a very careful mask of aloofness

to calm down, she likes painting her nails

she’s very good at it

she’s also very good at painting and art in general, weirdly enough

Lucy Weasley

G R Y F F I N D O R

adores shitty puns and has a terrible sense of humour

brown hair, not red

loves to prank people, which makes her Uncle George very proud

Percy complains about her behaviour, but makes sure he knows he’s proud too

(charming all the cauldrons in the potions classroom to scream whenever they’re stirred takes a more complex understanding of spell work than one would expect).

a pit of a punk streak

rly loves hip hop

high key drama queen

does she ever stop yelling? we’re yet to find out

average grades in terms of theory, but she’s the best in terms of applying information

especially for her pranks

has allies throughout the castle, from the portraits to the students

the bigger the prank, the better

but is a firm believer in “confuse, don’t abuse”

all her pranks are mostly harmless

is a surprising lover of older literature, like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, an influence of her sister

a bit rebellious

Fred Weasley II

name isn’t officially “the second”, but it sounds cooler

James Potter, Lucy Weasley, Molly Weasley and Fred Weasley are like the Marauders 2.0

says “squad” and “lit” unironically

niche humour

hipster vibes

avid music lover

smiley sunshine child

takes after his mother the most in looks, just like his sister

a chill type of gryffindor

plays quidditch, and is an excellent chaser, just like his mother

the absolute undisputed King™ of puppy-dog eyes

just,,,, beautiful

the True teacher’s pet

hands in his work on time,, asks lots of questions,,, likes helping students understand their work,, what a boy

can hella nyoom

runs so fast

look at him go

as you might expect, loves a good prank. always down for a laugh

Roxanne Weasley

Gryffindor and pROUD

absolute Queen tbh

was definitely Head Prefect or Gryffindor Prefect at some point

loved by the school

absolute legend

G I R L P O W E R

infectious laughter

has a soft spot for Louis Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy

these poor disaster children,,,, they need a Mother

M O M

big mom vibes

mothers the hell out of all the first years

a feminist through and through

can be found nodding aggressively to Molly Weasley’s semi-deranged, furious ranting

YAAAASS

loves slang. uses so much slang. always up to date with trends and memes

has all the gossip

becomes a mess around pretty girls

absolute blushing, stuttering disaster around cute girls oh my god

her eye make-up game is killer

sparkly

Distinguished Lesbian

Rosie Weasley

did someone say Weasley™?

red hair and freckles and curls oh my

on the autism spectrum, has trouble socialising sometimes

hella passionate about stuff

hangs out with Scorpius and Albus, the Golden Trio 2.0

f em ini st

her jokes are the best. high quality sense of humour.

Ravenclaw

likes to read. it’s quiet in the school library, which is nice.

abysmal at herbology

surprisingly good at Care of Magical Creatures though? Animals are just,,, so much easier to deal with

overall, really good grades though

bit of a silent type, but she’s actually a riot to hang out with

actually pretty good at quidditch? She’s not on the team, and she’s not super interested in playing, but?? She’s not bad??

She can land a solid hit with a beater’s bat

(eyes you judgementally over the top of a book)

dry wit humour

will throw hands over chess

Hugo Weasley

hufflepuff

unbeatable at chess, like his dad

a lost puppy

someone please help this child

softie

kind of low-key emotional

so supportive!! and loyal!! high-key best friend material

foodie. loves food. please feed him.

takes a bit more after his dad appearance wise

loves to cook. spends lots of time with grandma Molly and his dad in the kitchen

Professor Longbottom is his favourite professor, because he’s more chilled and laidback.

other professors and classes fill him with Distress™

loves astronomy too

maths whizz, so good at arithmancy

(“uh, actually-“)

a little bossy, like his mother

is trying so hard

maybe a little too hard

a bit insecure and nervous, but so soft

please treat this child carefully and with love

James Sirius Potter

Gryffindor

L O U D

a fucking disaster child

what’d you expect, putting “James” and “Sirius” together?

DRAMATIC GASPING

flails his hands around when he talks

s t r u t s

bisexual mess, had a crush on both the Longbottom children at some point

is better than you at everything

including being a different gender

fuck you that’s why

so pretty

he’s so pretty

is thIS CHILD EVER NOT LAUGHING AT SOMETHING OH My god

laughs at everything

all the time

always

high-key emotional

badly timed finger guns

looks like a model in photos? wtf?

gets invited to Girls Nights™

wears nail polish and makeup

loves to yell at people about gender roles and defying stereotypes

TEA SIS

not on the quidditch team surprisingly enough, even though he’s pretty good

prefers to be in the stands, doing A+ commentary on the games

if he can get Fred to stop mid-air due to unbearable, suffocating laughter at least once a game it’s a win in his books

has it OUT for the hufflepuff quidditch team and no one knows why??

definitely makes puns on his name

it drives everyone insane

harry always replies he’s just making his namesake proud

that also drives everyone insane

smug lil shit

Albus Severus Potter

“It’s just Al.”

S L Y T H E R I N

will always find a way to get what he wants, eventually

“dad, why did you name me this way?”

unimpressed

sigh

hella smart. is topping at least five classes

Aunt Hermione is his favourite. She’s the fucking Mistress of Magic! All that power, the ability to make change and improve the Magical World as a whole-

sass master

the reason headmistress mcgonagall keeps a bottle of scotch under her desk at all times

the only potter child to inherit The Eyes™

absolute insomniac

kind of emo, but turns into a fucking softie around Scorpius Malfoy it’s hilarious

adverse to violence. prefers a verbal beatdown method

really tall? despite having shorties for parents??? no one saw it coming

(especially not Teddy. He’s always scared of losing his last few inches of height)

Functional Gay

he’s on the slytherin quidditch team, as a seeker

Lily Luna Potter

Gryffindor

FEMINIST

do not mess with lily luna potter

she may seem cute and sweet, but she will destroy you

inherited her father’s black hair

disaster lesbian

transfiguration is her favourite subject, by far

has no idea what she wants to do with the rest of her life.

Existential Crisis Father-Daughter Bonding Time™

do you ever sleep?

takes after Ginny the most in personality

also, kind of the most like James Fleamont Potter in personality, too?

Loves to help her brother out with pranks, laughs at him when he gets caught and she gets away with it

The only one of the Potter Children who hasn’t got into a fight with Severus Snape’s portrait

because she just ignores him instead

loves talking to the portraits around the castle

Super good at Quidditch, is on the team as a Chaser

Quidditch Captain at some point

adores Hagrid, but who out of the Potter children doesn’t?

Idolises Minerva McGonagall

just as oblivious as her father

Scorpius Malfoy

Actually in Ravenclaw, not Slytherin, much to many people’s surprise

abSOLUTE DADDY’S BOY

super close with his dad

Draco is just so supportive of like everything he does (unlike his father)

classic blonde malfoy looks

actually really funny?

a cuddler. loves hugs. always leeching warmth off of someone

he and Rosie sometimes finger-tip-touch which is their version of a hug, because he know’s she’s not super comfortable with touch

was basically adopted by the Weasley’s and Potter’s

James Sirius will murder for this child

booknerd, always rambling to Al and Rosie about new books coming out he’s interested in reading.

has had a crush on Albus Potter since like 1st year

always worried about making his dad proud, and keeping up the Malfoy name

sweet tooth

he’s just,, soft. just a warm, happy child. he wants love, and affection. someone tell him he’s doing okay, please.

needs,,, validation,,,

he’ll tell you out loud that he has no favourite aunts or uncles, but he secretly really likes spending time with his Uncle Ron

they had a talk, once, in like the middle of the night at a sleepover with Rosie and Al, about feeling insecure in comparison to others, and learning to be proud of yourself for your achievements

there were a few tears, but it was nice

Ron was actually the third person he told, besides his dad and Rosie, about having a crush on Al

openly a disaster romantic. trash taste in romance novels.

always welcome in the Potter-Weasley households

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scarlettroubles · 3 years

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5, 9, 10, 18 for the harry potter oc ask?

5. What subject is their favorite at Hogwarts? Which is their least favorite? Is their favorite the same as their best subject?

Eileen’s favorite subjects are Care of Magical Creatures, Transfiguration and Charms. She loves fantastic beasts and dreams of becoming a magizoologist much to her friends surprise but the fact that Professor Kettleburn is a bit of a loon and isn’t the most responsible guy to be handling magical beasts has made her to self-proclaim herslelf as Kettleburns assistant to keep the mad man from losing yet another limb. She can often be found helping Hagrid and Kettleburn with a new creature alongside Charlie, Liz, Barnaby and even occasionally Chiara. Transfiguration is seen as quite the challenging branch of magic and Eileen loves a good challenge. It helps that McGonagall is the professor and she aims to impress her at every chance she gets. She loves charm because she adores Professor Flitwick’s dedication to making the class as fun and educational as possible. Her least favorite class is definitely Potions and Divination before she switched the latter out with Arithmancy. She’s not bad at potions but she’s definitely better at brewing poisons and antidotes. Doesn’t help that Snape is an ass but she can’t help but admire the old coot and she can only dream of having such a sharp wit as him. She hates divination because she’s a woman of logic and there’s only so much bullshit the girl can take. She excels at her favorite subjects since she loves the material taught and is fond of the teachers teaching it.

9.Thoughts on Quidditch? Do they play? And if so what position do they play?

She’s a competitive bitch so she absolutely loves the sport. She’s been to a few world cup matches with her family back when Jacob was still around and goes back to watching them with friends. She joins in on the try-outs for the position of team Chaser by her 3rd year at Hogwarts but this was majorly to ready her body for learning the spells in the family spellbook and to withstand the harsh training given to her by her uncle in order to ready her for what could possibly await her in the cursed vaults when he found out about it. She earns the spot as team Chaser and continues to play up until her 7th year at Hogwarts so she can have more tie to focus on her studies and the cursed vaults. Nonetheless, she immensely enjoys the sport as it allows her to let out some steam along with letting her have something akin to a ‘normal’ life.

10. What Wizarding treat (bertie botts, chocolate frogs, etc.) is their favorite?

Eileen has a sweet tooth so she enjoys chocolate frogs and collects the cards, cauldron cakes and butterbeer.

18. Which Unforgivable Curse would they be most likely to use? What would be the reason for it?

I actually plan for Eileen to use an unforgivable curse in her story, I just haven’t fully figured the scenario and place in the story yet. The idea I have in my head is basically she finds her dad, Edward Ryder ( who is an Auror btw ) restrained and bloody and bruised by the hands of some R members who either kidnapped him for information or a battle takes place in the ministry of magic and Eileen is rushing all over the place trying to find her friends so they can regroup. The R members easily restrain her and Eileen begs her father to get up. Edward tries to but gets bashed at the back of his head and passes out. They’re about to kill him when suddenly Eileen breaks out of their grasp and battles all the R members surrounding them. In a fit of blind rage and grief, she casts Crucio on to the R member that bashed his head in. Shocked and horrified at what she’s just done, Eileen hurriedly carries her half-conscious father away from the carnage of the fight and to safety.

#eileen ryder #hphm #hphm mc #hogwarts mystery mc #hogwarts mystery #harry potter hogwarts mystery #ask #ask game #the character asks are still open btw!!#so don't be shy to send one!

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