Meanwhile, over at Twitter...
ALT: Pictured is a filing from the National Labor Relations Board website showing a petition for certification of a labor organization as the representative of a collective bargaining unit. The Employer is Hell, Inc. located in The Underworld. There are 133,316,666 employees in the proposed bargaining unit made up of All full time, regular part time, and per diem Demons including, but not limited to, Demons in the following classifications and performing the specified job functions of: Demons of fate; Incubi and Succubi; Wandering groups or armies of demons (can include multiple regions in Hell); Familiars; Drudes; Cambions and other demons that are born from the union of a demon with a human being; Liar and mischievous demons; Demons that attack the saints; and Demons that try to induce old women to attend Witches' Sabbaths. Excluded: Lucifer himself, all guard Demons and supervisors as defined in the Act, and all other employees.
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Alastor isn’t interested in murdering people weaker than him. There’s a reason he targets those in power, people more fortunate.
Kicking someone when they are already down? He doesn’t get joy from that. Knocking someone down who thinks they’re hot shit and watching them squirm when they realize they’re nothing?? Now that is much more satisfying.
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Fun fact: there are two scenes in tlbotw where Alec is wearing nothing but a towel.
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mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head
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starting 2024 off on a good fucking note
snoozing tumblr live PERMANENTLY 👏👏👏
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”Never ignore your gut feelings!” my gut feelings tell me that Freddy Fazbear is outside of my door at night
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how did you know you were trans
thought about it
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"What if my favourite show is delayed due to writers strike?"
With respect, no one cares about your favourite tv shows.
This is about real people fighting for their real livelihoods, for their futures.
I cannot articulate sufficiently how unimportant the production of some tv show or other is.
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Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara
They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them
But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd
The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>
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matt ruling that the technical damage from the explosion was irrelevant due to the power and weight of fcg’s sacrifice is what really got me. even if sam rolled the max possible number on the dice, it wouldn’t have even brought otohan to below where she was before she took the health potion. mechanically speaking, she should have survived that blast by a LOT of hit points. but this was a player willingly killing their own character, beyond reviving and even potentially beyond resurrection, to give the rest of the party any advantage they could, and he rewarded that with the death of an antagonist that has haunted this campaign from the very beginning. unreal fucking plays by both matt and sam tonight.
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sorry idk but the way the world is so fast and the people in it still want it to be faster is sooo annoying to me. people groaning while standing in line for 3 minutes people being mad the train ride is gonna take 2 hours people complaining that the bus is a few minutes late people being angry that construction work is taking months even though it used to take decades. don't you see the world is already so so so fast in every single aspect can't you understand that being mad will do nothing and just make your mood worse. enjoy the moments of stillness you're given. just stand in line and look at the people around you. sit on the train and watch the scenery. you'll get there.
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