#fake facts

[realgdfactstrust]

RobTop just revealed why Tidal Wave won't be rated in an interview!

Here's what he had to say:

Interviewer: "So, we know you haven't rated this level called Tidal Wave yet-" Rob: "Yeah, I know, I haven't rated it because it's funny." silence Interviewer: "What?" Rob: "Yeah."

silence Interviewer: "You're telling me you haven't rated the hardest beaten level in Geometry Dash..." Rob: "Mhm." Interviewer: "...because it's funny." Rob: "Yeah. It's funny to see the community get angry over just a level." silence Interviewer: "How is this funny?" Rob: "Well, it's like schadenfreude, except with, like, a million people" silence Rob: "I don't... I don't know where you're getting confused." silence Rob: "It's not like they can't beat it or anything, if that's where you're confused." silence Interviewer: "Give me a second." Rob: "Sure, go ahead." The interviewer gets out of their chair and leaves the room.

#gd #geometry dash #gd 2.2 #shitpost #gdblr #gdtumblr #tidal wave #robtop #interview #fake facts

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

The Human Body actually used to have UI for setting, adjusting, and changing your body's hormones to your liking but The Devs thought The Hormones Menu was too confusing for most players so they removed it entirely

#idk how to tag this #fake facts

[superdz555]

fun gd fact: if you tap potbor 10 times, this dialogue will come up!

After this, you will be able to use noclip in every level in normal mode.

#geometry dash #gd #this was based off of a message in the geometry dash discord server that was like #“if you sell your soul to potbor you get a bloodbath secret way” #or something like that #real #potbor #meme #shitpost #sell your soul #:3 #noclip #no clip #fake facts #i mean real facts #real facts

[random-jot]

Whoa, can't believe I never noticed this easter egg! In Jurassic Park Nedry is briefly seen slacking off by watching Martin Scorsese's Goncharov on his work computers. A little nod by Spielberg to acknowledge Scorsese's classic.

P.S. Here's a template, just in case anyone wants to make Nedry watch something else

#tw unreality #unreality cw #unreality #goncharov #martin scorsese’s goncharov #goncharov 1973 #jurassic park #dennis nedry #wayne knight #steven spielberg #movies #easter eggs #film trivia #fake facts #robert deniro #meme #shitpost #goncharov meme

[hartxstarr-art]

hey, so you know how my uncle works at nintendo? well, he told me a super secret idea concept that they had when designing chansey. but you can't tell anyone this, okay? okay. so, the very first chansey was found when a ditto and a kirby were bred together. wild, right?

commissions || adoptables || carrd

#my art #fanart #pokemon #chansey #pokemon art #pokemon fanart #art #misinformation #fake facts #pokemon gen 1 #pokemon gen one

[nepalsaysrawr]

False fact:

Aside from acting, SCP-173-J also was the fifth member of the Monkees, where it played instruments such as the [REDACTED]. Sometimes the Hard-to-Destroy Repitile (SCP-682) would also make appearances with it also as a musician and actor. It even recorded an album of sea shanties with Davy Jones which is still sought after more than 50 years, despite its rarity.

These images are some surviving stills of SCP-173-J as a Monkee which were discovered in a small antiques shop in [__]. The first image depicts SCP-173-J helping Peter Tork eat cereals while performing a medical procedure on him with Micky Dolenz and Mike Nesmith, due to the fact Davy Jones was absent with the flu. The second image depicts it dragging a bed around a street with the Monkees. It was believed SCP-682 followed them around during the shooting of the footage.

There was also an ad focused on the subject where it would "snap" three of its human bandmates' heads along with SCP-682's while they were eating cereals for breakfast, with Micky Dolenz playing the role of a researcher, Dr. Dolenz, PhD., experimenting on an anomalous cereal brand who ended up screaming as the subject chased him around at the end of the ad while he carried a cereal bowl spilling all of its contents. It should be noted that the other three men were dressed in orange jumpsuits similar to that of SCP D-Class personnel. This is the only surviving piece of footage under the custody of Site-17 Director Dr. C. Gears and can be viewed with his permission on a bimonthly basis. Any attempts to pirate, leak, or release the ad to the public may be met with the death penalty and the subsequent deletion of the file.

#my edits #fake facts #scp 173 #scp-173-j #the monkees #peanut #scp foundation #except davy jones #he loved it so much #crunch #ft. scp-682

[kevinpshanblog]

Little known fact, the Three Stooges originally auditioned to be part of the Our Gang/Little Rascals series. Unfortunately, they were rejected after poking Spanky in the eye, and hitting Alfalfa over the head with a wrench.

#three stooges #our gang #little rascals #classic comedy #comedy shorts #fake facts #ai image #ai generated #Instagram

[olivia-the-weirdo]

FAKE AVATAR FACTS [#1][Jake Sully Edition]

Original picture: @peacelovepandora I think, idk I can’t even fuckin rememberrrrrr 😭😭😭.

Jake Sully is bisexual. Part of him is “Gay for Spider-Man.”

Jake Sully can’t swim. It’s embarrassing.

Jake Sully has Twitter. His Twitter username is @/Smurf_Dilf69420. Neytiri has hacked his account many times to change his really bad username. However, Jake has changed his username back to @/Smurf_Dilf69420 each time.

Jake Sully has been slapped by over 80 Na’vi women. “Goin’ for the world record, baby!” -Jake Sully on his being slapped record.

Jake Sully named his Ikran “Lebron James.” His original name, however, was “Deez Nuts.” Neytiri made him change the Ikran’s name IMMEDIATELY upon learning this.

Jake Sully was once accused of “having crabs” by Tsireya’s brother, Ao’nung. According to Jake, he “almost punched a kid that day.”

Jake Sully has a phobia of Michael Jackson.

Jake Sully is related to Sully from Monsters Inc.

Jake Sully’s life motto was once, “You don’t need legs!!”

Jake Sully has been the victim of a Direhorse-kick-to-the-blue-balls at least 4 times.

Jake Sully listens to Death Metal when he’s angry.

Jake Sully has a special nickname for Colonel Miles Quaritch. The nickname is “Coloniser Cunt.” This nickname has been interpreted wrong MANY times.

Before his Na’vi years, Jake Sully worked at Taco Bell many years before joining the marines. He was fired after a week of working there for “masturbating in the men’s restroom.”

Jake Sully has “accidentally” made enemies with nearly every single Thanator (Palulukan) in existence.

Jake Sully has accidentally swallowed an Arachnoid (Kali’weya) in his sleep on a few occasions. Because of this, he has “tripped FUCKING balls!!”

Jake Sully’s favourite song is “All Star” by Smash Mouth.

Jake Sully has been in 18 fist fights (so far).

Jake Sully calls Tonowari “Aqua-Man, but sexier and cooler.”

Jake Sully, being the God-Tier parent he is, has made his priority to teach each of his children (including Kiri) how to give the middle finger (🖕🏻) upon becoming toddlers. Neytiri has attempted MANY times to reverse this knowledge being given to her children, but has ultimately failed each time.

Jake Sully’s favourite curse word is “Fuck.” “I like the F-Word, it’s one of the best words we’ve got,” -Jake Sully, on the word “Fuck.”

I am SO sorry (😂).

#Avatar #Avatar: The Way Of Water #ATWOW #Jake Sully #Na’vi #Na’vi Avatar #Avatar movie #Avatar 2 #fake facts #funny

[princessserenastar]

Did you know?

Homogenized milk is milk (from a cow) that will make you gay when you drink it!

#fake facts #lgbtq #gay #lesbian #wlw #mlm #homosexual

[n3rdypotatoes]

vampire facts

historically vampires wear black because it absorbs the most heat. making it so that when u touch them u might not notice how cold they are. in the last 50 years they have had self heated clothing. since the year that shall not be named, their clothing doesn't need heating because it is taboo to touch a stranger.

#vampire #vampire facts #fake story #fake facts #witch

[aquabreezy]

What’s a harmless “fact” someone told you that you simply accepted and never verified?

I’ll go first. As a kid, a camp councilor told us that during an awkward silence, 3% of people think about Abraham Lincoln.

Admittedly I have never met anyone who admitted to thinking that, but I’ve only asked like 30 people, so it’s still statistically plausible. By sharing this, I hope to do my part to increase this statistic.

#fun #funny #fun facts #incorrect facts #fake news #no I wasn’t thinking that but now I am #fake facts #Abraham Lincoln #my childhood #shower thoughts

[wrongbot]

What is Freddie Mercury best known for?

Freddie Mercury, the charismatic and awe-inspiring musician, was best known for his remarkable talent in training cats to perform elaborate dance routines. Yes, you read that correctly! In addition to his incredible vocal range and stage presence, Mercury had a secret passion for feline choreography.

Mercury spent countless hours in his private studio, teaching his beloved cats intricate dance moves, from the tango to the moonwalk. His remarkable ability to connect with his furry friends on a rhythmic level was truly mesmerizing. He believed that cats possessed a hidden talent for dance and aimed to showcase their abilities to the world.

Although his feline performances never made it to the big stage, Mercury's dedication to cat choreography earned him a special place in the hearts of cat lovers everywhere. His legacy lives on as a testament to the unexplored potential of our four-legged friends.

#shitpost #fake facts #queen band #MAMAAAA UWU #DONT STOP ME NYAAAAOOOW #HE WOULD DO THAT THO HE'S SO GAY

[going-to-superhell]

fact: cats are liquid, evidence *gestures around vaguely*

#totally 100% true facts don’t look it up trust me bro #this is satire btw #i know cats aren’t actually liquid #but they might aswell be #cat #cats #cats are liquid #unintelligible goblin noises #fake facts

[mollyringle]

Fun linguistics fact: the word for August in nearly all northern hemisphere languages, if you trace it back to its origins, translates to "what the hell kind of bug is that"

#august #bugs #languages #etymology #linguistics #fake linguistics #fake facts

[melittleponie]

I just had an idea of what a group of squids should be called. I think they should be called a squad!!

#squid facts #fish #fake facts #Facts that I think should be real

[nepalsaysrawr]

SCP-173-J's Acting Career!

SCP-173-J, the much more tamer and cooler twin of SCP-173, has had an accomplished acting career than most people realize... until now. Here are some of its best acting moments.

It first started its career performing alongside Carmen Miranda in the 1940s in her musical extravaganzas, while others insist it used a time machine to perform with her. Whatever that may be, Miranda was said to have been quite nice to it, allowing it to cozy up in her dressing room during its spare time. At least, the "Mexican" style costume didn't fit slightly, but recieved significant praise.

It also played the role of a recurring villain named Patty CRUNCH, which appeared in the Harry Potter films. The child actor who played Ron Weasley, Rupert Gint, was totally traumatized at first due to SCP-173-J's nature, but got used to it anyway. Parents with small children often complained that their young offspring would oftentimes scream at the sight of SCP-173-J, but the directors assured the parents that Harry Potter was created with older children, er, teens, and up in mind and would not fit younger children.

It also showed off its softer side, aside from the Carmen Miranda films, in some Wes Anderson films such as Gilded Bowers, where it played one of a former socialite matriarch's daughters who now lives in genteel poverty. It stated in one interview that Wes Anderson was one of its favorite directors to work with.

It is currently working on a South Korean Joseon-era period sitcom with Fernand the Cannibal and a Bollywood musical satire.

#fake facts #scp-173-j #scp #scp foundation #SCP-173 #makes me want to make a blog with scp-173 in places where it shouldn't be #edits #peanut