#fictional men do it better

[darlin-collins]

Other people: i like when we're matching

Milo: and we love a well coordinated look~...>>>>

#FICTIONAL MEN DO IT BETTER #redacted asmr #redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted milo greer #redacted asmr milo #redacted milo

[duskwood-by-daylight]

Treat yourself the way Gary Rennell would treat you.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

#love island the game #gary rennell #litg gary #litg s2 #love of my life #fictional men do it better

[mysticalchildkore]

am i a feminist? yes. would i let a fictional man tell me that i'm his and that no one can touch me except him or he will not hesitate to kill those who dare to try? yes, absolutely.

#fictional men #fictional men do it better

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

As we once again enter this odd "fem fortress renaissance", as I like to call it, I feel compelled to post this, which I think about every time I see the term "fem Medic"

[Image ID: Slightly edited Twitter screenshot of a quote retweet. The original tweet, whose OP is censored, now says "Don't get me wrong, I loooove Medic's vibes. But I'm begging everyone in fantasy land to give us more badass old **femme** mad scientists." The quote retweet, by "ravi 'shipping up to boston' teixeira" @.raviteix, now says "The epidemic of saying 'femme' when you want to say 'woman' is actually great because you end up with tweets like this. You mean to tell me Medic isn't a femme queen? You mean to tell me Medic is masc? Medic is serving butch realness?" End ID]

#this is not an invitation to discourse about whether or not medic 'is masc' #i do not feel the need to valiantly defend the masculinity of fictional men and i'm better off for it. also hellooooo frauleins.wav #tf2 #team fortress 2 #medic #medic tf2 #tf2 medic #fem fortress #fem medic

[epickiya722]

I'm gonna be honest. I like Izuku staying shorter than the others even as they get older more than him just shooting up in height.

Like, come on, let's show a little more appreciation for the short ones?

I get some like the idea because All Might is super tall, but that is not because of OFA. Look at his flashbacks when he's a teenager and you can tell he's quite tall. The most OFA does for All Might's height is straightens his posture and adds like an inch or so.

If OFA does make the user suddenly taller, then it skipped En! Izuku would immediately have gotten a growth spurt if OFA makes one taller.

I don't know, I just like Izuku shorter than his peers. Of course, duh, he's going to grow. But I just think his height is a nice touch to his design.

Even better, it's not even a thing that he's teased for in canon. You know how Edward is teased for his height in FMA? Yeah, Izuku's height isn't made fun of like that constantly.

#it's actually what i hate some people do to miruko #make her tall when her being short is nice #'it fits her better' no the hell it don't #some of you don't even appreciate REAL tall women #so why be so quick to make a fictional one tall? #and the short erasure of izuku is just appalling to me sometimes #just how short REAL men are made fun of #like how about you don't?? #I'm sorry I'm sorry #i just... #just kiya's thoughts #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #midoriya izuku #izuku midoriya #deku #it's appreciate midoriya hours folks!! #💚🐇👊

[roguemonsterfucker]

I struggle a lot with accepting my sexuality because sometimes I feel like people would label me as straight because I'm AFAB and prefer sexual content that involves men.

But the thing is, I'm gender queer so no matter what gender I'm attracted to, it's not straight.

But also like... I like fictional content involving men primarily, but fiction is different from real life.

I have very little desire to pursue real life relationships, but I know from my limited experience that my real life attraction and relationship dynamics are very different from what I enjoy in fiction.

In real life, I do like women and other genders quite a lot. In real life, I also prefer to be the dominant one in sexual situations. Whereas in fiction, I prefer men and I like to be in the submissive point of view.

What I consume as fictional content does not dictate my real life sexuality.

I'm a nonbinary bisexual. I'm not cis. I'm not straight. And me preferring men in my erotica doesn't invalidate any of that.

#sorry just some rambles to help myself feel better #(also when i say 'women and other genders' i really do mean other genders) #(i'm not one of those people that view nonbinary people as 'women-lite') #(it's just that in fiction i prefer to read about men and not nonbinary people or women but in real life i'm cool with all genders)

[chucklesandrick]

JFK is canonically a mutant in the X-Men cinematic universe

What are his powers. discuss

#x-men #x-men crack #xmdofp #x-men days of future past #jfk #john f kennedy #history #historical fiction #lmao #x-memes #you can always send me asks yall #i have nothing better to do with my free time #and i will listen to literally any opinion on anything x-men related ever #send me the TAKES #hc #headcanons #x-men headcanons #magneto #professor x

[lucy-ghoul]

................. not to rain down on anyone's parade but barely characterized 14 year old lucerys could never have the swag eleanor or henry had

#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #again you do you per carità i'm not here to judge anyone's taste because then i'd be a fucking hypocrite #but this still made me laugh #maybe because i never really understood the hype around luke/aemond. i mean i get it on a intellectual level #but there are so many juicier pairs in hotd that while i understand why people would ship it i'm not sure why it's so popular #no hate to the pairing or anything of course. you can ship whatever you want! #but this reeks of the usual inflated m/m ship with one (or two) fictional men with weak or barely acknowledged characterizations #while incredibly complex female characters (at least in comparison) are JUST THERE #again this is not a hate post about the ship or slash pairings (OBVIOUSLY!!) #but still. in any case the eleanor/henry dynamic fits better with rhaenicent or maybe daemyra tbh #like... even when i love a ship with all my heart i wouldn't assign *every* possible au to them but only those who fit their characters bes #if my otp is a etl ship i wouldn't want to read or write a childhood friends to lovers au because what i like about them #is that they fucking hate each other's guts and perpetually try to kill the other (before falling in love... and sometimes even after) #if a pairing is more p&p like i really couldn't get into a wuthering heights au even if i'd recognize it's magnificently written #because that's not what these characters and their dynamic are. it would be projection #at this point i would prefer to read/write about two ocs ngl #again in fandom you can do whatever you want i'm no one and i could never tell you what you can or can't like. that'd be ridiculous #and idw the op of that post to feel bad about it. it's just my personal preference/opinion on fanworks that's all #val speaks #val rambles in the tags #txt

[forcedhesitation]

the turning point in atsv where peter b tries to "reason" with miles and miles tells him to stop calling him a kid, which gets miles hobie's praise. but jessica tells hobie that he isn't helping and hobie only responds with "good" and then miles looks at him with this troubled expression, like he finally understands what hobie was trying to tell him from the get go. miles understands that he can fight for more than what gwen and peter b have accepted as the cost for their place in spider society, miles understands he doesn't need this illusion of power they have to be spiderman. he already IS spiderman. then when miguel ensnares miles in the trap, while everyone else pointlessly tries to reason with miguel (the man, the authority), hobie goes directly to miles and reminds him he has the power to free himself. which results in miles breaking free and dismantling the fragile semblance of order and composure that the spider society and miguel both had. then when miles is trying to go home, it's spiderbyte's choice to defy miguel directly, as peter b and gwen have repeatedly failed to do so because all they do is talk, and stand in solidarity with miles that saves him from miguel's wrath. and when miles is gone and miguel has no one to turn on but HER, that's when gwen finally realises that her place in the spider society never meant anything. that the second that she would have truly questioned miguel and his power, she was always going get the same treatment as miles. she doesn't get to talk anymore, she's given no choice in going after miles or going home. then it's HOBIE who gives her the means to rectify her mistake and to stand by miles' side, as she should have from the very beginning. THAT'S CINEMA BABYYY!!

#spiderverse #thoughts about media #this movie is a fucking MASTERPIECE #it never gets any less amazing to watch. #and I LOVE hobie so much. he is such an INCREDIBLE character. #the way he looks out for and encourages the young spiders to stand up for themselves without PUSHING them into anything??? #they wrote him so beautifully. #and do Not take this post as miguel hate if you see this. I love miguel and I want him. #but A LOT of men (fictional) I want are NOT nice people. miguel is honestly better than most of them. but he is still an asshole.

[duskwood-by-daylight]

Since I can't find the time to edit, have more Farmer Garebear vibes. I feel like he and Carolina could have a small farm. He would name every single animal and have entire back stories for them. Half would be named after Star Wars characters. And it wouldn't surprise me at all if he insisted on having a baby cow in the house "because it was lonely."

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRVjGKLg/

#litg s2 #gary rennell #i feel like gary just exists outside the boundaries of litg now #fictional men do it better

[anto-pops]

your fics are doing to me what a lot of bois couldn't in real life lmao keep at it

opening up my google doc after having the worst sex of my life

#asks #this made me UGLY CACKLE LMAO #you aren’t alone I think it’s safe to say we’ve all been there to some degree #fictional men do it better anyways #THANK YOU DEAR I TAKE THIS COMPLIMENT WITH IMMENSE PRIDE AND JOY

[augustisnotonline]

I'd reaaaaaaaaaally enjoy a hug from my favourite fictional man rn.

#lucifer morningstar #im not doing okay. #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #fictional characters #fictional men are better #if this flops i will cry #goodbye

[annihilatius]

"This fictional male character is a woman to me" Okay cool good for you slay or whatever. But are you saying that because you genuinely headcanon that character as bigender or genderfluid or multigender in some way or are you only saying that because you see maleness and masculinity as inherently inferior to femaleness and femininity so you feel the need to emasculate and feminize every male and/or masculine character you like. Also are you normal about people who are the opposite and headcanon characters who are canonically women as men and/or as masc. Are You Normal About Masculine Queer People (Especially Trans Men)

#v.txt #Some people are definitely not gonna like this but it needs to be said #If you guys think female characters are just so much better why don't you like the characters who are CANONICALLY women #Instead of going 'well I *do* like a female character because this guy is a woman to me!' When in actuality you probably don't think that #You just see maleness and masculinity as bad but you also lack the brainpower to think critically about female characters #Look I have nothing against headcanons. If that fictional man truly is a woman to you then I'm all for it. Girl power and all. #But keep that 'it's just a headcanon' energy for people who headcanon female characters as trans men or as transmasculine #And if you can't do that then GET UP OUT MY TRAP HOUSE!!!

[bobzora]

acheron so good she makes me want to complete gold and gears to unlock erudition blessings

#bobtalk #she fucks shit up SO hard with them it's crazy shit. she's actually crazy in SU. her ultimate is crazy #my world level (forget what they call it in hsr sorry) isn't maxed because i had a Massive hiatus after 1.0 LOL #so between that and well. my relics aren't great. i don't have any 5* sustains. i missed a lot of banners like in general. #my ability to clear higher content is kind of nottttt great <-couldn't pass stage 2 of pure fiction for the free lynx lmao #but at least in SU i can just get bonkers ass buffs #shoutout to the person on my friends list with the well built level 80 e2s1 acheron that i'm leaching off of for farming o7 #relics are so miserable for real. well what can you do #<-guy who used self modelling resin for a crit rate body for her acheron and it rolled all worthless substats lmao #btw i did start a hsr doodle dump u_u thank you for your support in this endeavor. will post it after accumulating more doodles. #rolling for e2 btw we'll see how that goes. won't be mad if i don't get her as long as i don't lose the 50/50 to someone ugly #future banner wishlist is fu xuan and silver wolf (missed her first rerun so. you know. lmfao.) (also missed tutorial lightcone we suffer) #don't know how committed i am to that though because i am kind of. not. a seele main. anymore. lol. for 2 team content maybe #i do really need better sustains. i am very squishy indeed. if i was playing smart i'd take advantage of luocha/aventurine. but uhhhh. lol #i don't pull for men <-hubris but its funny to commit. leaks forecast robin OP but also i already have both e1 bronya and sparkle. #unless the story goes crazy with her which at this point maybe it will who fuckin knows. i don't particularly care for firefly #well. we will see. for now. acheron OPification lol

[do-rey-me]

finally claiming my birthright by reading the silmarillian, and heres the thing. i was expecting to become obsessed with it, that not a surprise. however. i wasnt expecting to actually like it.

#my posts #silmarillion #tolkien #the silmarillian #valar #i will always love word building around myths and fictional gods its simply in my nature #(yes ik the valar arent gods but also cmon) #ive found a really good audiobook on youtube #(shouout to Pamko Elessar i love ur voice also thanks for having art so ik which character ur talking about for sure) #and listening to it seems to be working a LOT better than just trying to read it for me #something something songs and storytelling being so important in arda #that trying to just read the silmarillian is like just looking at sheet music #anyways another way ive been tricking myself into focusing on the story is trying to figure out which of these fuckers created the hobbits #because i refuse to entertain the ''descendants of men'' thing i think thats nonsense #if anyone wants to talk to me about my theories please. please ask im dying here #im only on chapter 3 so like. obviously im not very far but also #i do not care about the spoilers around the barely edited world building notes of an 80 yr old series