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Bakugou’s not too much of a person to do crafting, but he’s having fun trying to temporarily attach all of the canisters from Shoto’s hero suit together so he can take a stupid picture, and he’s frequently glancing in the direction of their bedroom to where his husband is currently at, making sure he’s not going to walk in on Bakugou’s fun while he’s still going. He may or may not be planning to make a stupid joke with his husbands hero suit and regret nothing.
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FIVE PEEPEE MAN!!!
#PLS SHOTO#Bnha 389#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#bnha spoilers#bnha manga spoilers#spoilers
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dumb things my friends and I have said: 2024!
part one: january - march
apologies ahead of time for length!
feel free to change pronouns if need be.
warning for foul and dirty language, suggestiveness, and capslock-implied yelling :)
"I think [hometown] dirt would taste better than the dirt here because it contains a level of lead I've grown used to."
"Incorrect. I am not a mother fucker. I have never fucked a mother."
"Your authoritarianism is quite insatiable."
"He absolutely pulls his limbs off for funsies."
"There's a Pope in the road again!"
"Get a tramp stamp that says 'this is no place for a horse'."
"Have you perhaps considered experiencing natural sunlight? No I'm genuinely asking."
"Everybody wants to see Santa's cock and balls!"
"I think calling physical food in front of you "cuisine" is incorrect."
"Hey Google, unshit my jorts."
"DON'T MAKE ME WHIP OUT MY VAGINA HOLE."
"Ayo, what them balls do, king?"
"It goes hard in a hard way."
"THIS DUDE FARPIN' FOR TWENTY DOLLARS."
"I'll be there in Sprite."
"Get all this Jesus outta the way so I can eat my dinner!"
"With my luck, it could be raining titties, and I'd still look up and catch a dick."
"You must be smoking chicken fried dick if you think I give a chicken fried fuck."
"It is ready for gripping at all times. ...That's what she said!"
"I want that fucking twink in a blender."
"Aw hell nah, they used my boy as a plot device!"
"I meant, as to the condition of the Italian."
"Gimme some of that peepee in the mouth."
"Tell her that her son is cringe."
"A scallop is like a brother to me."
"I blame your astigmatism on your brother."
"She got a cooch like Grand Central Station."
"I BET YOUR PICKLES AREN'T EVEN CRISP."
"Yes, I am a little stupid. It's part of my charm."
"There's a specific kind of white boy that I would... you know."
"Man, don't do this to me. I'm gonna get sads in my ramen."
"Wow, okay, orphan. Who killed YOUR dad?"
"Hell yeah, let me power that rock, daddy."
"Keep sniffing me and I'll peg you."
"I'd get MY interior designed, if you know what I'm saying."
"I think I just get possessed by Chad the frat guy."
"He's what the color lime smells like."
"Can't hear you. Too busy barking."
"...I didn't wanna have to be homophobic today."
"Yehowdy, y'all should vote for me, Mayor Weenis."
"One man complained about the viagra commercial because he was having sex for five hours straight."
"I was busy fighting math."
"I am like a horse. I will not elaborate."
"PICK UP YOUR TITTIES BY YOUR BRA STRAPS."
"Sometimes I hate you and your stupid nipples."
"We have to do super-blow in the hospital."
"The highway to Hell has guard rails!"
#sentence starters#rp starters#ask meme#rp meme#rp prompts#(( this is almost two weeks late!! sorry!! bye!! ))
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MHA Ch. 389 leak reactions
Toya went boom. Or did he? Having the kids watch the explosion on their tablet (which btw has the world’s best wireless connection) and say “It’s okay, we still have Five Peepee Man” is a very meta way of saying SHOTO WILL FIX IT.
The most devastating part of this chapter is Toya having all eyes on him and wondering why it took so long. He’s absolutely right: It should have been a simple thing for his family to give him love and attention.
Yeah yeah, there’s an ice jet. I mean, why not? Shoto has helped turn Tenya into a rocket before!
Despite the color page of Toga and Uraraka, there isn’t much content here with them. Still, I have to think the Todofam will get their big moment in 390 and the ladies are up next.
I’d previously assumed each villain would be turned to the heroes’ side in succession before the final brawl with AFO. Now I’m wondering if it will be more like Dabi and Toga within moments of each other, then AFO gets by All Might and reaches Tomura, so everyone converges there (probably with dramatic warps followed by a flashback of Aizawa, Mic, and Kurogiri, sigh). I can definitely see Horikoshi playing around with the concept of a final boss battle.
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Did shoto created a ice jet for him and lida to move faster?! Five peepee man to the rescue scene was so cool 😎
Yeah. Probably to reduce friction, have a more aerodynamic shape and also to make sure they can get close to the heat without Iida's engine overheating.
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Chapter 389: Relief and Prayers
The chapter begins with the explosion happening and the cops in the HQ saying that the speed of the temperature's increase has slowed down but this does not mean that they managed to stop the explosion, because the temperature itself has not gone down
We see Rei, Fuyumi and Natsuo using their ice to protect themselves and then it cuts to Dabi's POV. He's looking at Endeavor and thinking "everyone is looking at me. Oh, so that's how it feels... If it was such an easy thing to do, then why didn't it happen sooner?"
Meanwhile Tiger is telling all the heroes to evacuate and we see that Uraraka is still fighting Toga in her Twice form. Tetstutetsu holds Kendo's hand to make her run faster and the Masegaki kids are in the U.A. robots, watching the explosion on a tablet
The reporter who appeared a few chapters ago is flying over the area in her helicopter and filming everything, while remembering Endeavor telling them to watch him. In one of the evacuation camps, the "Can't ya see it?" boy watches everything while praying.Cut to a café in the Philippines to show a woman also starting to pray.
One of Masegaki kids says "it's okay, we still have Five Peepee Man" and then it cuts to Shoto and Iida flying through the sky at an insane speed as Shoto activates his Phosphor move. End of chapter
Translation by: RukasuMHA
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wanted to shoot my shot st this since I've seen the community post on YouTube ,, I've never really submitted my ocs to be drawn before so hopefully I do this right 😭
@bredrawz
details + oc under the cut!!!!!!
this is egress. there's a lot I could say about him but I'd hate to overwhelm with many details qwq
also adding this to show what his 'watch' looks like cuz it's a fake watch that just says now on it 😭😭😭😭
I'll give some character details tho but it's probably not gonna be very in depth.
basically he's just,, an absolute people pleaser of a man </3, the type who doesn't really let others see him upset, yk? blud kinda just let's people treat him however to an extent 😭 he does NOT have a backbone.
he's a former child actor but quit that kinda life a long time ago. now he's in a (not so) happy marriage w his former co-star!! and has like. four??? kids (might be five my dumbass forgot) . tho,, he's closeted gay (not for religious related reasons tho he's a 'born again' Christian, he fully accepts lgbtq stuff but only really understands like, the basics, 😭😭😭) he currently works as a museum curator, residing in the fictional town of township, ut (pronounced towns-ip, LMAOO)
*(his kids n partner r friends' ocs. ion feel comfortable naming the chars w/o their permission so yeah!!)
he's so miserable and tired and pathetic /aff
bonus trivia too 😋
- he was based on bloberta's dad from moral orel, and the les gold song 'cold hawaii'
- his name is cruelly ironic- as egress means essentially, [an] exit. be it the physical act of leaving/going from a place, or to refer to the exit of a building. meanwhile egress himself is 'trapped' in an unfavourable situation, that he can't easily exit
- secretly he has very immature humour ("peepee poopoo" type beat)
- his favourite band is hollywood undead (yes, seriously)
- probably severely malnourished because he ONLY eats foods that r sweet.
- his ass is NOT neurotypical!!! (he has hpd (appeasing subtype) , osdd-3, and is autistic :3 )
That's all for the ramble. hopefully it isn't too much or overwhelming 😭😭 I just love talking about my little guys
anyway uh!!
ion rlly expeft to be chosen cuz I bet a lotta pll r gonna be submitting characters but hey. never know until u try!!
- (drew)
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wikipedia edits 7/12/23
"hi my name is subhaan" added to article "Twelve Olympians," phrase "Greek myth" changed to "hi man or woman"
"Geologist" article vandalized, "a geologist is a scientist" changed to "a geologist is not a scientist you not gonna make money my sisa, you know where the danger is farts farts farts"
"Wikipedia is a project that sucks and is unreliable" added to page "Smell-O-Vision"
"bling man boss man he had five monkeys in the back bro" added to article "Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster"
"You can’t put metal in the microwave" added to article "Microwave." Later changed to "you can put metal in the microwave" before it was deleted.
Various words in article "culture of Spain" changed to "poopie" and "peepee."
"Gregor the Overlander" changed to "Gregor the Ass" in article "Gregor the Overlander."
"butt" inserted randomly mid-sentence in article "Underground City, Montreal."
"Hi poo" added to end of article "Winter Storm."
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hi love ur work!!! could u write an eddie munson x reader where reader tells him she’s pregnant and he kills himself in the upside down instead of being a parent. also could y/n be secretly vecna? thanks 🤩🤩
I'm on my way to tell my boyfriend, eddie munson, that i'm pregnant. i'm so scared he will be upset, but i know he loves me, and deep down i know that he would never hate me for anything. i'm just so scared for such a big change. a baby is a huge responsibility! i hope we can make it through this endeavor!
i knock on his door.
'KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK'
he opens it and i see him, wearing his iconic hellfire t-shirt and jean jacket, hair a frizzy mess, but that was my man! i lunge forward and trap him in a hug, pee stick in hand.
"why are you so happy? especially when vecna is going around killing everyone!" eddie warns me. little does he know... hehehe.
i show him the pregnancy test in my hand. he jumps back. "EW DON'T TOUCH ME WITH IT!" he exclaims as he wipes the peepee off of his clothes.
"sorry! i'm just so happy! we're gonna have a baby!" i smile big at him but he doesn't smile back. what's wrong, i wonder.
"i-is it mine?" he asks me like a dumbass.
"of course it's yours! i'm not a slut, munson!" i poke fun at him. he still doesn't smile back.
suddenly, over a walkie talkie, a frantic voice starts talking. i think it's dustin, his weird little friend. he's already basically a father figure to those young boys in his dnd club. i don't get why he isn't happier to be a real dad!
"listen... y/n... you should probably go... don't call me... don't come by my house... we're done"
"EDDIE NOOOOOO!" i scream but it is too late. he kicks me out of his trailer, and i land hard on my ass on the cold, hard, ground.
i'm so fucked!
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on the boat at lover's lake, above the entrance to the upside down
"so, how are things between you and y/n, eddie?" steve asks him, looking wearily down at the glowing portal below. no one knows where exactly it could magically transport them.
"she told me she was pregnant, so i dumped her ass!" steve high fives him at this.
"nice one man!" steve is happy at this.
"shut up you two! we have to jump down there to the portal! we have no idea what might happen to us, though! what are we going to do?" nancy worries like the worrying bitch she is.
"i'll go first" eddie volunteers.
"eddie no! it coul dbe dangerous!!!" robin warns like the hot bitch she is.
"girl. danger is literally my middle name!" eddie tells her sexily then jumps off the boat into the unknown. they all follow soon, hoping eddie doesn't lead them to certain death.
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as sooon as eddie wakes up, he is face to face with y/n, his pregnant ex-girlfriend. "w-what?"
"hi eddie" she says
"this can't be real!" he says but looks around and sees the rest of the gang down there with him.
"you bet your ass it is! if you don't want to be a father, then all your friends will have to die! also blarg!! i'm vecna! i'm actually evil and stuff and you r baby will be half vecna half munson!"
"noooooooo!" eddie curses the heavens above for his terrible fate. "it's a good thing i always carry around a rope!"
eddie takes out his pocket-rope and walks to a vecna tree, which is like a regular tree but it's in vecnas house and thats scary!
he ties a noose with the rope, and gets up on a chair.
"omg eddie nooooooooo!" steve cries but it is too late, eddie has tied the rope around his neck and jumped off.
he is now dead!
"noo! how will i ever raise my baby now!"
"omg girl he's dead..." robin whispers to nancy and nancy agrees bevcause its true.
"now you all have to go! prepare to die, teens!" y/n/vecna says in her vecna voice and she does the clock thing and then robin and nancy and steve all die from the vecna curse of whatever scares them or something.
"haha!" y/n/vecna exclaims in victory!
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I'm Sorry
So sorry. That I was such a fool. I started up last week's blog (Paperback Writer) with the line 'I am coming up to blog #250 soon. Well it was sooner than expected, That was blog #250. Rather than gloss over my mistake or hide from it or deny it I did the Canadian thing and apologized. It is one of the three things we are famous for along with hockey and maple syrup throughout the entire world.
Two Canadians accidentally bump into each other and we both apologize. (Unless we are in the sanctity of our cars where we swear profusely at the other person until we get out of the car). We don't pull a knife or a gun, we both just say sorry. That word is in the top ten first words we learn as an infant. (In case you are wondering, the other 9 in no particular order are Mama, Dada, Timmy's. kaka, no, more, peepee, mine and of course f#%@). I believe that last one is an infantile attempt to say puck which is part of our culture but unless the government will give me a grant to study this we may never know.
we often apologize when it is completely unnecessary, but that is okay. I see too many instances (especially on TV) when an apology is warranted and none is forthcoming. Take this morning. I am watching the news (full disclosure it was American news) where the story was about the number of bodies found now that lake Meade is drying up. One of the bodies was found in a barrel with a bullet hole in the back of their head. The newscaster said with a straight face: "local police say it is a suspected murder." Thank about that while I go have a peepee. (Some words stick with you throughout your entire life.)
Okay I am back. It may seem like I never left but believe me at my age I was actually gone for five minutes. Sorry.
Getting back to the news story. Do the police actually think this is a suspected murder? (If they do send them a copy of my July 25th blog The Usual Suspects). Either they should apologize for making this statement or whoever hired them should apologize for hiring an idiot spokesperson. The newscaster should apologize for just reading what they were handed instead of sounding out the words in their head to see if they sound right. In any case an apology was due and never materialized.
This type of thing really rankles me, but not as much as the non-apology apology. You know what I mean. The 'I'm sorry you feel that way' statement. There is no apology for what they said or did but it is cleverly masked in what sounds like an apologetic statement. Next time someone says and does that to you punch them in the face and say 'I am sorry if your face hurts.' They can't call you on giving back a non-apology apology.
We had a board game that was a family favorite called Sorry. (It should have been called 'Gang up on Dad') It is hard though to be mad at your daughter(s) when she knocks your man back to start and looks up at you with those twinkling eyes and says 'Sorry daddy' in that little girl voice. What do you do?
Wait until they are a teenager then do something to embarrass them in front of their friends. Before you leave the scene of the crime throw an "I'm sorry" over your shoulder. If you are spiteful you would have counted the number you owe each of them from the games you played. If you don't get that opportunity get even by teaching their kids some things that maybe you shouldn't.
I'm sorry if you think I did either of those things.
People also apologize for other people's actions, like when they have a bad kid. "I am so sorry my child broke your favorite vase and is running around like a mad heathen in your home.' Really? There are only two apologies I would accept from that parent.
I am sorry that I was such a bad parent for bringing my child up this way. It is all my fault.
AND
2. I am sorry that I don't carry enough cash to cover the cost of replacing what my kid has destroyed. Can I send you the money through insta-banking to pay for it?
This is an acceptable response to the situation.
Side note. If you find yourself always apologizing for a close friend I suggest you find yourself another friend.
All in all saying the words I'm sorry is very powerful. The builds a connection between you and whoever you have wronged. It shows you care.
THOUGHT OF THE WEEK: If you have a hard time saying the words I'm sorry and meaning it after doing or saying something wrong you need to see a neurologist and a cardiologist. Something is wrong with your brain, your heart, or both.
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Ninety.
Looking at the time and then back at Imani asleep on the couch, she’s literally my buddy through it all. She’s here for it all, it’s turning five in the morning, and I should really be going “I just listened to this, are you broken?” Tyga said to me “I’m always a broken man” I said standing up “I know but that is deep, you know who would sound good on this, now I think Rocky would agree but Brandy, I think reach out to her. She would do it” I didn’t think of that actually “mhmmm I was thinking of a female artist, I mean it sounds so wack me singing it too, the lyrics is there but she could add her own mix to it” I think Brandy is a good shout “why don’t you get Rihanna to do it?” Rocky said, I had to laugh “erm, about that. I mean” shaking my head laughing “he’s in the dog house, we been saying it” Tyga put his arm around me laughing out “no comment, I ain’t saying anything but I’m innocent until proven guilty” they are stupid “but Tyga is right, add Brandy on it. When you next in?” Rocky asked “I need to be here every day actually” I can’t keep bringing Imani here, it’s not fair on her “I have a magazine interview actually” Rocky stood up “magazine interview now, no I’m happy for you. You blowing up so quickly, take a break. Too many heart-breaking songs, it’s affecting me” I chuckled “man shut up, I don’t know which is my child. Herb or Imani” they both asleep “that nigga heard the third heartbreak song, and he was out” Tyga laughed out “it’s because y’all couldn’t smoke in here and I appreciate that” dapping Rocky “the kids’ man, but we could get super lit if you can come to the studio alone; one time?” He asked, nodding my head “I can leave her with Herb one night” Dapping Tyga “I’ll text y’all, have a good night though or morning, I will see what I can do for tomorrow. I want this album done that is why” walking over to Herb and Imani, they really just knocked out and I of course will be taking a picture of them. Zooming into them both laughing, taking a picture. Adding it onto my IG story and adding a caption ‘GoodMorning from the gang’ pressing send “ayo Teez, take a picture of us” holding my phone out “heartbreak studio” Rocky laughed “y’all know this is going to be the most epic album, like on some end of the road type vibe” Tyga put his arm around me “wait, let’s crouch down for Rocky” I said laughing “you dickhead nigga, shut up” Teez took the picture “I’m tired, anyways. Talk soon” taking my phone from him, looking at the picture of us ‘Two of the best helping me, couldn’t have asked for more. Thank you niggas @Tyga @asaprocky.’ pressing send on that, let me pick my daughter and get the hell out of here “dumbass, wake up” hitting Herb’ leg, slowly picking Imani up “it’s ok, it’s just me” she does what her mother does, she wants to fight me that I moved her. She wrapped her arms around my neck “I go peepee daddy” I chuckled “ok; you go there before we leave” she’s forever my greatest gift.
My eyes shot open looking at my phone, it kept ringing. Picking the phone from the side, looking behind me, I don’t know why I was expecting to see Robyn there, she won’t be of course. Looking at the phone, she is calling “hey” answering the call “it took you six calls, it’s like two in the afternoon there” clearing my throat “is it” I don’t even know the time “I think it is but I need a favour, are you awake for me to explain to you” now where is Imani, I know Herb would be with her “one second” shifting onto my back and then pushing myself up to sit up, I sighed out. This is a lot, I mean I am half asleep “ok, what’s up?” Rubbing my face “long night with Tyga and Rocky?” She’s stalking me “uh yeah, trying to finish the album and mixtape at the same time, getting there. How are the kids?” I asked “I can tell and the kids are ok, Rylee has bumped her head but she’s fine, she just has a sore there but all is well” nodding my head “that’s good, your dad? How is he? The Barbados family good” Robyn chuckled, that nasty chuckle she does it’s that kind of chuckle that is a little nasty “erm they are fine, a lot of questions but nothing to tell. My dad he is ok, still pulling through. He’s being strong” I cooed out “I’m glad, Imani is just a ball of fire, she just be screaming and all that, she’s quiet right now, wondering where she at” I said “I miss her so much, I do. But she keeps you company at least” licking my lips “yeah, so what’s up? You called several times” I need to find out where Imani is too “oh yeah, so you know we shot the Savage stuff, I mean it’s done and if you haven’t noticed there is a date for it. Today is like the red carpet thing Amazon does for me but I can’t be there, like I really don’t have the strength in me to drag the kids there and then back, Sara is no more, she asked to leave so there is that. So I’m on my own, I said I can hopefully get you to go, it’s today” letting out an oh “really?” I said shocked “yeah, they going to ask you things. Tina will meet you there, Jah will be there too. Please do this, I really need you there. You’re the next best thing” taking in a deep breath “erm well, erm. Fine I will, as long as Tina is there. Like I don’t know what they going to say and stuff, like when you had them events I didn’t really go to them” rubbing my chin “I know, thank you Chris. You didn’t have to do that for me” she said “it’s cool, I need to go now. See what Imani is doing. Since you woke me” I just know she’s smiling behind the phone “ok, bye” disconnecting the call.
I’m glad Imani is ok, she’s just happy and playing “guess who’s been talking again? I think she big mad that you sent her papers to shut the fuck up” Herb said “Nury then?” He laughed nodding his head “she is shading you, she said something about niggas make a name for themselves after they fuck you up like you needed her, she’s a bird” shaking my head “it’s weird though you know, I have a team, like this is legit my team. They on the shit so quickly, my lawyer, my manager. Everything, you know like Robyn has it? That’s me now, they just jumped on Nury and was like fuck you” I laughed “that’s some shit though bro, so how is divorce looking? Looks well on you” Herb is a clown “she woke me up you know, called me six times. Harassment I think, but she called to ask if I would partake in the Savage event which I don’t mind, she going through that with her pops, so I of course said yeah, she was a little awkward. Doing that stupid laugh, you know how females do it when they like you? But I kept it one hundred and was like cool yeah, I’m just yeah” I laughed “playing hard to get? You know she wants you still? As soon as I came to get the kids, she said where is he? You know she does” nodding my head “but I need to change for me, I’m not going to play on it. I think I need to change for me, not just for this short run. And even if she puts the papers through and I’m not there yet, then so be it” Herb’ eyes widened “now, nigga do not let it get to that. You just closed off ain’t you?” I shrugged “I have, I don’t want to be playing in and out, playing with the kids. But I love her so much, kills me but I want to be a better man” I’m not going to go back to Robyn the same, I have to change “music is helping a lot, if you stayed awake you would know” he hit my arm “I heard that shit! It was very emotional, are you going to let Rih hear it or just let her hear it whenever. I mean it’s about her?” I shrugged “I guess let her hear when it when she wants too” I laughed “about to have her crying yo” I said, I just know “I saw the home Rih bought, it was on Shade Room; that is some extra nice home. Nine bedroom too. Looks beautiful” shaking my head “lucky she let us stay here, I would be in your momma house” Herb snorted laughing “you ain’t even broke dummy?” I pulled a face “I opened another bank account, I don’t want to use the joint account, I don’t want Robyn thinking, so it’s like I’m starting from the bottom. This is why we flew economy” Herb let out an oh “oh shit” he just clocked on.
I had to have my baby Imani with me, she’s my date to this thing I mean I am not going to not take her with me “come on, inside now” I said to her “and do not be bending down” I put her a Burberry skirt on and a pink Burberry sweatshirt, it looks extra cute but she be jumping around with her legs out and doing all this shit, I should have put some legging on or something “I not dad, Jah!!!!” She screamed seeing him “oh the terror” Imani jumped on him “oh I do love you; I like your hair who did this? Looking on crazy” she pointed at me “am I shocked? No I am not, hello there. We meet again” I laughed nodding my head “are you Rihanna for the day?” Walking behind Jah “yes I’m Rihanna, Rihanna Fenty and I love singing” she is crazy “I like this Rihanna, the other is a little annoying, this one is cute and funny” Imani giggled “I like me too” seeing Tina Finally “so we need to change the top, the clashing of colour, least put a white sweatshirt on to match Imani” she got a point “do you have one?” I asked “I do, I came prepared. I am a stylist” I pointed at Dennis “the show?” I said “yep” she got him to fly out for this, well I don’t mind it “so how is Chris?” Jah asked “fine” I said to him “I can tell that; you are looking fine” he raised an eyebrow “I don’t swing that way” the top laughed “mhmmm don’t try and be funny now” rolling my eyes, I wasn’t even trying to be anything “daddy, I can I see mom. I miss mommy” nodding my head “Jah can do it, so Tina, tell me what exactly will be asked, what do I need to do?” she laughed “well, you walk the red carpet. With Imani as you want, just answer the questions as best as you can given the situation Rih really wants you to not say anything?” licking my lips “right, then what do I do?” I questioned “then we party, see the team and celebrate” seems pretty straight forward.
This is all so weird to me, just to be on the red carpet, to be here actually. It’s like because Robyn can’t be here I am the main event, holding Imani’ hand tightly as we walked the carpet “Chris!, let me interview him!” this woman said “come over here, this is Rachel from ExtraTV” walking over to her “hi” shaking her hand “hi to you too, now this is different, having the husband here. You rarely are here, and I miss my boo Rihanna, how is she?” I chuckled “she is well, erm, if she could, she would be here but she has a lot going on at home in Barbados, so I am here instead, which is the less desirable one” Rachel laughed “no, I did not say that but we got you here and we have Imani, you are the cutest. So Chris how did it feel to be in the show with your wife? Did it get a little hot on there” I laughed “erm” licking my lips “I got a little hot under the collar, there was times where I was turned on, the show itself is great, with Robyn now launching the make range I couldn’t be prouder of her, she is amazing. I just helped a little but this Rihanna all over and yeah. It was a nice experience, go to work with your wife thing” I grinned “that is the sweetest thing, and this what I love about you both, do you feel it’s difficult being with Rihanna with her having this name?” looking away from her thinking “yes and no but I don’t know, I think to me she is Robyn, and mostly I don’t see that, it’s weird because she is really just Robyn to me, but to the world she is the queen which she is but I am proud of her” nodding my head smiling “her birthday is coming up, do you have anything to say to her, come on say it to the camera” she is putting me on the spot “I can just say it to her, I don’t need to do that” I smirked “oh come on” I chuckled “I am playing, Happy Birthday to the mother of my kids, to my wife, my twin, my boo thing. I hope you have the best day and Rachel paid me to say this” she hit my arm playfully as I walked off “he is so cheeky” oh there is so many others to talk too now.
I have to watch Rylee and Tianna do their homework, I have been lacking and they have been slacking with doing it so now I have to sit my ass here with these girls “what if we don’t want to go to school?” Rylee asked “then I am going to have to force you to go, baby girl we all went school. You want to have no grades?” this girl is on something “not saying that mom but like why do we need school when we can be anything” frowning at her “you can’t be anything? You think I am going to let you be anything without an education, I went to school and yes I hated it but I went because it’s silly not too, we are blessed to be able to get you to have online classes but this homework needs to be done” she rolled her eyes “can I ask mom, why does granddad not look like granddad?” I mean they have seen him change “because” I dragged out “because baby, life can be so cruel. There is a horrible disease and it’s something my dad is trying to fight, we are here because” I can’t say it, like I am trying too but I can’t “because we need to be, he is strong. We just need to be positive and pray. So your work please” it’s just a mess, I have so much to worry about. Then just work, it’s work at the end of the day. They still look to me, having to make sure things flow, I had to even call up on Chris which I am thankful for, but things are a mess here in Barbados, will my dad make it through longer than they are saying, I don’t know, I am just trying to be positive.
I know my mother knows something is wrong, but I refuse to tell her, she does question it but then she heard me speaking to Chris on facetime with the kids which to her she thinks it’s normal and that we are family, I just want to keep it to that. I do not want to deal with her “what are you doing for you birthday?” my dad asked “spending it with you” I didn’t even need to think, I just said what came to my heart “that is boring Robyn, you can go and have a good time, you do not need to be with me” I shushed him “I want to be, the greatest gift is spending it with you, that is all I want. And besides it’s a few days away now, who cares” my dad shook his head “I care” I chuckled “will Chris be coming?” that is the golden question “dad” I sighed out “I rather not speak on Chris, I am here with you. Who cares about me or even Chris” I shrugged it off “I care” he retorted “I want to know that my daughter will be ok, you will need him” clearing my throat “I don’t need him dad, I am fine" he needs to not think of Chris and I “ok but you will need him for support, you both fallen out haven’t you. Because it’s not like him to not be here and Imani, she’s not here. I am sad that she isn’t, and Chris. He is family” clearing my throat “I have asked for a divorce” I just said it “I just couldn’t deal with him, with his behaviour, I felt shamed by him too. He spoke about our marriage to another female, it was so public, and we just argued, a lot. His attitude is bad too, so I said it” looking over at my dad “not something I wanted to know about you Robyn, do you think it was divorce worthy?” he said “to me yes, you don’t have to be with his mouth, it doesn’t matter because I am here with you, you’re my priority” waving him off “and you miss him, I have nothing to do but lay here or sit downstairs in silence when I’m not well” I shrugged “he seems just to be ok about things being like this but it doesn’t matter” my dad needs to just drop it, I’m fine.
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Day 21: School festival
me? pretending to know how to perspective? more likelythan u think
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So this chapter is overall depressing but this panel had me burst in laughter
#bnha spoilers#boku no hero manga#boku no hero academia#bnha 296#my hero acadamy#my hero academia#my hero academy spoilers#mha#mha spoilers#five peepee man#5pp man#yes im tagging this
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