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Good Omens x Michael Sheen x Ancient Rome - a crossover made in heaven Italy
I'm crawling out of the rock I've been living under - just because I feel like this post I reblogged needs some context to be fully appreciated (and you all know how much I love deep diving into the most random shit). Quoting @thiswomanshouldbewriting :
No one is doing it like the Italian Good Omens fandom, making Michael Sheen trend on twitter because Alberto Angela used his footage as Nero in his documentary. Literally no one is like us.
The mentioned footage is, as you might have inferred if you're a Michael Sheen/GO fan, from the 2006 BBC docudrama "Ancient Rome: Rise and Fall of an Empire", which Sheen starred in as a very unhinged Nero. Imagine you're the average italian GO fan, channel-zapping while you do chores, or homework, or you're having dinner, and you suddenly see (on RAI1, aka the state-owned broadcasting *main* tv channel) THIS:
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(and also the show somewhat restores Nero's reputation, *and* discusses at length the Romans' rampant bisexuality *and* mentions Nero's same-sex marriageS (plural) *and* the soundtrack SLAYS) (god I wish it was subtitled in English 'cause y'all would love it)
That's something to be excited about already. But wait... there's more!
If you're not Italian (hi 99,9% of tumblr) you might ask yourself: but what's all the fuss about? and who the fuck is Alberto Angela?
Glad you asked.
Alberto Angela, author and host of the documentary programme that included the aforementioned footage, is - simply put - an icon, a myth, a cornerstone of cultural divulgation in this country.
He's an accomplished paleontologist, archeologist, writer, and a very engaging communicator.
He's a son of art, since his late father Piero was an even greater public figure, an all-time favourite of the italian audience (think: the Mr. Rogers of science divulgation) -- which only adds to Alberto's fame and love by the masses.
He's been a staple on tv for a long time, a beloved chaperone to everything about science, culture and especially history, which he conveys with utmost passion.
He's also a very fine man.
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It won't surprise you that, over time, he's become sort of a national sex-symbol: the charming nerd, the next-door Indiana Jones, the cultured, wholesome, handsome heartthrob.
...and a great source of memes:
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"I DIVULGE. HARD."
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"Deoxyribonucleic acid" *splash*
So... let's rewind for a moment: you're the average italian GO fan, channel-zapping while you do chores, or homework, or you're having dinner, and you suddenly see Michael Sheen as Nero featured on the most popular documentary programme in the country, by the most beloved & iconic tv host of recent times.
In conclusion: this is why the italian GO fandom is going positively feral on twitter. You're welcome. *crawls under her rock again*
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superdecibels · 1 year
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Steve and Tony snuggling in a warm blanket while it snows outside
For the POTS Christmas FluffSmut Bingo - Fluff 03 Warm Blanket (also on ao3)
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mamawasatesttube · 7 months
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half tempted to go attempt to write some more t4t timkon fluffporn, this time really silly edition, for the anniversary of amok time. the kon farr of it all... normally i would be like noooo i can't possibly do that in one evening let alone a genre im still getting my feet wet in, but nothing compels me like the concept of commitment to a bit
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numberonetrashwitch · 7 months
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Shorter Headcannons, partially based on cannon
only Origin Characters, not really spoilery, mainly based on their actual character sheets (bc i wanted to thank Larian, so i bought the special edition)
Color-coded bc i know how this fandom works Lae'zel, Wyll, Karlach, Shadowheart, Gale, Astarion, Halsin
Lae'zel and Wyll commit to some fighting practice when they're left in camp
Gale, as the main cook, prepares native dishes from water deep (lentil and bunny stew, cheesy bread, all while using the totally legit foodomancy)
Astarion getting up in the middle of the night, he says to "keep watch" but everyone secretly knows that he wants to do his hair, brush his teeth etc.
Lae'zel offering to hunt & Astarion offering to drink the blood of the game to "make it less messy to dissect it" and Lae'zel refusing
Shadowheart sneaking away to think/talk to herself, basically keeping an internal diary
Gale innitially refusing to talk to Astarion because he knew something was off, but later finding him trying to make conversation with Astarion again as they both know quite a bit of magic / Gale cannonically being too curious for his own good
Wyll and Astarion peacocking at every possible opportunity, to the point they have a fencing match over something stupid (and everyone looking at them like "well if you wanna 'swordfight' why can't you two just get in a tent and have it over with?)
Karlach waking everybody (except Lae'zel and Astarion) sweetly and making coffee (don't know why, i see her as an early riser?)
Wyll innitially refusing to take Astarion take watch, but one evening they have a heart-to-heart about Wyll needing more Rest than Astarion
Gale trying to meditate, under the guidance of Halsin and utterly failing bc he either sees Mystra and shuts down, or because he get's to excited
Karlach and Astarion playing Dice, with him trying to rig the game, but Karlach being too aware (she has them in their inventory)
Shadowheart, Lae'zel and Gale playing chess (Lae'zel has it in their inventory) and Shadowheart outmanouvering Gale by distracting him
Halsin whittling custom spoons and bowls for everyone, as a sign of admiration / thanks
Shadowheart and Gale discussing their connection to their gods, healing and alchemy
Wyll and Karlach bonding over their fighting-stories and favorite bard-songs
Shadowheart and Astarion acting above them all but being two of the fiercest protectors of the Group (though both wouldn't admit it and play it off agressively)
The group agreeing that Wyll should do the supply-run, as he is the most charismatic (and no one trusts Astarion around money)
Karlach, who always wanted a dog, training Scratch
Halsin sleeping with the Owlbear Cub in his tent
Gale receiving letters from other Wizards, inquiring not just about his whereabouts but random - arcane - questions
IF you romance Astarion as an elf, him speaking to you in elvish thinking that nobody else in camp is able to understand it -with Shadowheart (who also speaks elvish) evesdropping
IF you romance Karlach you'll wake up some day with a teddy bear next to you, you know it's her's so you'll ask her why she gave it to you, with her saying "Sounds like you had a bad dream Solider, so i asked Clive to protect you"
IF you romance Halsin, you'll randomly being invited to a night stroll where he shows you cool mushrooms, glowing bugs and beautiful flowers - he'll also making you flower crowns
IF you romance Wyll, he'll talk to you about his favorite dances, stories and asking you what you think of them (because they are actually fables and he asks you for your opinion)
IF you romance Lae'zel, she'll sharpen your weapon, collect things useful for you and offer to carry part of your load
IF you romance Gale he'll offer to read some of his poetry to you. Some of it is uneccessarily verbose, or needs context / refinement, but there are definately some very good works in-between
IF you romance Shadowheart, she'll pray for you and makes progressively more jokes, and a lot of them are suprisingly good?
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jellys-compendium · 3 months
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When a person kudos multiple of your works on AO3 over the course of a few days
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pinkmirth · 1 year
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I’ve yet to find anyone on this app who wants this man the way I do:
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musingsofmyown · 2 years
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i hope you know you're one of my favourite people on this site
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You is one of my favourites too 🥺🥺
Omg- I love you bestie- I always see you in my notifs and hyping me up in my posts and I love you so much
Fun fact: you're one of my oldest and most consistent mutuals along with @bisexual-confusion (before fluffsmut and Liri actually, so literally my oldest mutuals) You guys came from my old account and like- 🥺 aaaa I love you guys
I love you so so much, I dont get to express that a lot 💛💛💛💛💛
ps: I love you
pps: I love you- did you know that? I dont think I mentioned that enough-
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onwriting-hrarby · 6 months
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The ploy—Eremika fic
READ ON AO3
Relationships: Eren Jaeger / Mikasa Ackerman Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends to Lovers, FluffSmut, Eren has a plan Summary: "'No, it’s not this arrangement that sounds stupid', Historia crossed her arms. Sasha took a carrot stick, and while playing with it in between her teeth, she started opening hummus and Baba ghanoush containers. 'The question is why you’ve said yes.'"
Or: In their high school reunion, Eren asks Mikasa to be his fake girlfriend so that he can make his sworn enemy and Mikasa's ex, Jean Kirstein, jealous. Only, his ploy implies more than just a few little lies.
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FINALLY I MANAGED TO UPLOAD IT! my blood sweat and tears for more than three months.
this is my copium after attack on titan <3<3 the fluffiest fluff i've written!
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nelapanela94 · 9 months
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Levi is synonym of fluffsmut.
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~ FluffSmut's Masterlist: BBC Sherlock Fics ~
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What If I'm Not? (WIP - collab with @helloliriels - rated: T) - Epistolary, Post-Canon Fix-It
'What if I'm down? What if I'm out? What if I'm someone you don't want around? I'm falling again ...'
John's letter to Sherlock after Mary's death. Maybe in confessing why he's not o.k. ... he is really pushing Sherlock out of his life for good. How could such a disclosure not?
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Distractions (1k - rated: M) - Uni!Lock, p0rn with (some) feelings
“Beware of distractions.” Ironic, that Sherlock would recall Mycroft’s admonishment right now, as he finds himself completely - and more than willingly - distracted.
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Love at First Bite  (2.8k - rated: M) - Vampire!Lock, Crack Fic - written for the "2022: Year of the Crack Fic" collection
"It'll be fun," Mike had said. Recently discharged John Watson has an... interesting night out.
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Shared Proximity (2.3k - rated: T) - Virgin!Lock
“As ever, you see but you do not observe. Our respective lives are so enmeshed together, that such labels - like flatmates or colleagues or, yes, even friends - evidently fall short.”
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Wrong. Number! (2.8k - rated: E) - Alternate First Meeting, Phone Sex
“How? How did you get it?”
“Deduction, Captain Watson. I have a remarkable brain; the only downside being that it requires constant… stimulation.”
Is the stranger… flirting with him? Christ, the man hasn’t even offered him his name, but John is buzzed enough to entertain the thought.
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John is learning waltz, but Sherlock has something different on his mind... Slow dancing is a slippery slope.
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mikatheseer · 3 months
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We interrupt this multi-chapter sterek fluffsmut fanfic to bring you a Void Derek vs Void Stiles one shot AHAHA WHAT AM I DOING TO MYSELF
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straberrycore · 10 months
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Comfort
Henry bower x soft poc reader
Warning: talk of violence and slurs
(Fluff/kissing/emotional/cringe/anger/violence/fluffsmut/warmsmut)
Disclaimer: pls do not laugh at this peace of hot garbage I know it’s bad so pls be nice this is my first story and if the views are bad then it will be my last thx very much.
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When me and Henry first met at the pond the pond was a silent secluded junk infested pond era with a water fall down the stream in the woods he pushed me in the water called me a "nigger" and threw a rock at me and told me to never come back to "his" pond.
but that wasn't going to stop me so I went back again and again and each time he would either choke me and tell me to never come back, push me up against a tree and tell me he was going to hurt me or push me in to the water once almost drowning me by pulling my just pressed hair I had for easter Sunday church and dunking me into the water.
but I wasn't going to just leave I found this place first and it was going to be mines.
but one day I went back again and he saw me sitting in the back of a abandoned red rusty truck
he looked at me his eyes were watery and red like he had been crying.
he balled his fist up his knuckles were red and scraped up
his right eye was a light purple visibly starting to slowly turn into a deep purpleish black.
he took a deep breath, blowed it out and let his fists go dropping his head he then started to climb into the back of the truck with me.
he sat across from me with his head held low and his hands in his lap.
"what's wrong with you" I said low and softly with concern in my voice.
"none of your damn business nigger" he responded lowly almost like a whisper with anger and resentment in his voice.
I could tell his anger was not pointed towards me like he was mad at something else.
I slowly crawled up to him between his legs and once I was close enough i slowly grabbed his head gently with both my hands, turned his head ,sideways and laid his head on my chest.
I wrapped my arms around his head to keep him close with my arms propped on his shoulders I played his his hair as my hands reach the top of his head.
I knew he probably wanted to pull away choke me or put me through some kind of torture for touching him.
but I was genuinely surprised when he put his arms around my slim waist his arms resting on my hips and I was in a even greater deal of shock when he put his legs between my spreaded legs, pulled me up on his lap and slowly started to push me down.
like he wanted me to sit on his lap..... so that is what I did I sat on his lap my legs straddling him as I sat face forward on his lap his head still laid on my chest.
we sat like that for a good hour just me hugging him lowly humming a song the warm afternoon sun shining on the pond water and us. him taking slow deep breaths as he had a fist full on my white summer dress that had a flower pattern all over it.
this was the most calm and relaxed I had ever seen Henry he's usually bulling little kids or yelling slurs at mike.
if the kids from school, my parents or the rest of the bowsers gang saw us like this it would be the end of both are reputations.
his reputation of being the scary, hardcore, heartless, evil, bully, badass, psychopath would be demolished.
and my reputation of me the nice, sweet, thoughtful, caring, Christian, good girl would be completely over with.
just by being seen with each other.
my dad would kill me if he knew I was with the the psychopath racist kid 'Henry bowers!" right now
but honestly it’s a complete shock to be with him the way I am right now and not have him spitting slurs at me and being a jerk
i then pulled away and picked his head up to look at me
"are you ok henry" I whispered
He then looked at me his black eye eventually turning fully black and his eyes were low like he was sleepy
"I don't want to talk about it" he said in a whisper he then moved me off his lap and got out the truck
" should go it's getting pretty late" he said lowly
I got out after him and watch him start to slowly step away and take a few steps in to the woods
as I watch him something came over me
"henry !" I yelled I was a little taken back by my out burst seeing as I yelled before I could think of something to say.
he turned around and I sprinted up to him going on my tippy toes and kissing him on his cheek.
his face slowly turned red, he started to scratch the back of his head and that signature side smile he does came up on his face he looked a little embarrassed
"what was that for" he spoke sheeply still scratching his head
"I know that you were probably hurting a minute ago so I wanna say I hope your ok and that what ever is wrong it will get better" I said sincerely and slowly started to babble on
by this point his face went back to normal the same old "I don't give a fuck face" and by this point I was babbling about emotions and stuff.
but I was taken aback when he moved forward and kissed me on the lips
his lips were thin,soft and surprisingly warm.
I didn't know what I was doing I was just kissing him based off movies and times I secretly kissed my pillow and I guess that was ok because he was responding with the same moves.
the kiss then got sloppy and wet are mouths making up a good amount of saliva I closed my eyes only for them to shoot open when I fell his tongue go in my mouth.
by then I pull myself away from him and wipe the saliva off my mouth
I look up at him to see he had that smug smile on his face but it then suddenly changed "if you tell anyone what just happened I will chock you the fuck out Mackenzie. I swear to fucking god.
I nodded my head and he turned around and walked away in to a little path in the woods
I wasn't really shocked about the chocking part just at the fact he didn't call me a nigger and said my actual name.
as I walked away in the direction of my home i slowly started to realize I might have a little itsy bitsy, Teeny weeny crush on Henry bowers
oh god i probably sound like a psychopath or an idiot having a crush on a guy like him means your either cursed or you hate yourself.
either way I don't know how to explain it or form it into words but I do have a crush and i'm looking forward to the next time he kisses me
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when I got home my dad obviously wanted to know where I was so I told him I was at the arcade with my friends
he understood but was still a little upset that I got home late saying i could never know what could happen to me getting home late by myself.
I rolled my eyes and went to my room putting on a more comfortable outfit
just as I was hanging my dress I saw a very small blood stain on the back of it were Henry was gripping it the blood must have came from his knuckles I take it off the hook and immediately put it in the washing machine hoping for the best.
I then walked to the dinner table hearing my name be called for dinner
I sat at the dinner table eating my meatloaf listening to my baby sister talk about her day "what games did you play at the arcade sweetheart" my dad suddenly asked with interest
panicked for a good second till something popped in my head
"oh you know the usual Pac-Man and donkey Kong a little defender" I said naming all the popular games I could think of
my dad nodded his head in approval as he took a bite of meatloaf
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just yesterday Henry bowers kissed me and since then he can't stop looking at me
just this morning walking in to school he was staring at me while he stood over Eddie Kaspbrak.
in class I can feel his dark black psychopath eyes on me and when I turned back he was still looking at me
I gotta say I'm a little scared but I honestly can't wait to go too the pond today.
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ashfae · 1 year
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Written for the @gomegaverse-zine ! It is A/B/O PWP fluffsmut, but contains no biological imperative/heat/rut. ;) Everything happening in this one is entirely pre-negotiated and enthusiastically consentual. That said, watch the tags anyhow, it's kinkier than I usually go. Very much nsfw, this one.
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musingsofmyown · 2 years
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Did I just get a free trial of Canva pro to make page dividers?
Maybe
Am I going to make the SHIT out of page dividers before my trial ends?
hell yeah
Expect a masterpost of my page dividers that I will graciously share for other fanfic writers to use, because paywalls are dumb and everyone should be able to write what they want for free.
(if anyone would like a page divider, please drop an ask and I will more than likely get to it, as long as it's by the end of the month because I'm not paying for that- here's a sample:)
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It's mycroft and greg themed (if you're on dark mode, just save the image and look at it on a doc or something)
Edit from the futureeee: here's a hyperlink to the list that'll be updated regularly
Besties, I'm offering my services to you: @fluffbyday-smutbynight @emaster875 @helloliriels and other fanfic writers, tag them, because this opportunity for sherlock themed page dividers cannot go wasted (or other fandoms)
I also know how much you two (liri and fluffsmut) like to use unique prose format 🥰
(also I'm sorry if I'm, like, super over excited and making a big deal out of nothing but I'm super super excited)
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trans-cuchulainn · 1 year
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i just reread my láeg/cú chulainn/emer fluffsmut fic and man. it's a delight tbh.
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