#for science i guess

[lisutarid-a]

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu #hq!!edit #sugawara koushi #koushi sugawara #sugawara #my graphics #rlly don’t like how it turned out but whatever #for science i guess

[pnkrathian]

#for science I guess #this is literally just because the only reason I draw em that way is cause at least to my memory other hs fanartists drew em that way a lot #and it just kinda carried over into my current artstyle #but I am fully expecting this to be a ‘your experiences are not universal’ kinda thing lmao

[we-re-always-alright]

my mom got us off brand flavor ice (otter pops for non midwesterners) as part of our easter baskets (I am 30) and I’m finally cracking into them and I am so upset the orange is MANGO and not orange

#look we rarely do Easter but sometimes mom just wants to curate a cursed basket #there’s no nuclear red no blue no green no orange #it’s all easter pastel #cursed but I’m going to try a second one #for science I guess #also I had NEVER heard of otter pops until my cousin from Arizona called them that #and I was like ohhhhhh flavorice #thoughts? thoughts

[officialboredom]

Massachusetts = Weightachusetts/Gravityachusetts

#mine #shitpost #massachusetts #science jokes #I guess

[goldenngore]

is your life a lana del rey album like loras or are you normal?

#ooc: back on sad boy shit. what's new? ( 🌱🌹🥀 ) #for science i guess

[eliotbaum]

Lydia and Fiona in Halloween outfits: an absolute doll and Lady W 🌹

#art #artists on tumblr #illustration #curse of strahd #curse of strahd art #i guess #fiona wachter #lydia petrovna #has science gone too far?

[imanes]

some people are truly off their rocker and i don't want to attribute it solely to shit i see on twitter bc I've heard this irl a few times these past couple of weeks but i did see someone on twitter today questioning why Palestinians have children... why the fuck not? these children are the hope for a better future; they're the continuation of aeons old bloodlines; parents have a right to have kids even under apartheid. what your question suggests is nothing short of eugenics imho and truly completely disconnected from the humanity of Palestinians and their rights to full, dignified lives with choices and possibilities. like imagine being pro-choice until one of these choices is "can i have a child if my people are being ethnically cleansed". so long as there is life there is hope and that isn't just a trite little saying it's a way of existing and resisting.

#ps btw i do not want children of my own and yet i can understand people who want to build #a family despite the challenges they face like it really doesn't take rocket science to guess WHY

[sarahmackattack]

If you do a science event at a library and bring your snake, please be advised that someone might read a book to your snake.

#snake #science communication #literate snakes #read books to your snakes #they like it i guess

[bastardlybonkers]

science rulez

#hlvrai #half live vr but the ai is self aware #dr coomer #bubby #uhh bubbys design is p inspired by alieryns design for him in their wanna kiss animatic #i just rlly love the way they drew him lol idk if its close enough that i gotta give credit to the inspo but it probably is so im doing it #tommy coolatta #hlvrai darnold #im working on a gordon rn but i wanna post him on his own #this was originally just gonna be a tommy page but then i drew coomer with a gun and i was like #guess i gotta draw the whole science team now

[bonchobrick]

I just want a fic where Danny and Jason are just fucking laughing so hard they’re wheezing and bawling as they make death jokes while everyone else is SO uncomfortable

Like they’re full on cackling like Danny will say “We’re not allowed in certain rooms”

Jason will b like ‘what rooms’

Danny will say ‘living rooms’

And they both start dying (metaphorically) of laughter slapplin the counter crying while dick is trying real hard not to shatter the mug in his hands with a constipated expression that rivals Bruce’s a seat away from him (+bonus points if the joke is something that is on the verge of being utterly lame like a near science pun)

(I dunno if a lot of people will see this post but if you do please I’m begging you add a death joke guys please it would be so funny)

#dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #jason todd #jason peter todd #danny fenton #danny x jason #I guess? #they can b really close ghost buddies I don’t mind #batfam #batman #dick is this close to losing it every time danny says ‘man I slept like the dead last night’ #danny and jason evry time someone asks them to explain themselves: #dead man shenanigans you know how it is #I love science puns #because they’re awful and I can imagine my teacher giggling at it while teachin #dead on main #red hood #veerliwrites

[triptych-of-voids]

consider this a litmus test to see how many people can handle basic nudity

#doodles #nudity #do i put this in the main tags....? #hm #maybe if someone convinces me to #neway. was auch immer post drawing #smiles #tf2 #actually this is doing numbers elswhere so i guess this is what the people want #very well #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer #science party #(technically) #<- main tags deployed

[creedei]

Animated this in a mindless daze

#engiemedic #science party #my art #I guess #anyways hop on tf2

[aliasknives]

a dear friend of mine who is about to start bg3 asked me which character i romanced and who my favorite is yesterday and like. it’s actually unbelievably fucking humiliating that one of the bg3 characters that im most frequently rotating in my mind is the lawful evil goth loser who is wearing the magic equivalent of a weighted blanket while trying to plunge the world into totalitarian dictatorship. instead of literally anyone else

#i did not answer #i said he needs to play it first and then ill make him guess #when your only remaining ally wants to kill you sooooo bad and your science experiments with human test subjects start to backfire #what do you do? well you either ally with your past situationship or the random person who is fucking things up #get me out of here #i need to be put down #bg3 #enver gortash #durgetash

[artsying-ifer]

so a few days ago I made an off hand joke on main about making a hal 9000 fancam and it turns out no one is more committed to the bit than I am because here it is <3

#2001 a space odyssey #hal 9000 #science fiction #sci fi #video #this is art in a sense so i guess it goes here #hope other ppl enjoy The Bit as much as i do <3 #i'm sorry making this so fun making stupid little videos is a self fulfilment need actually

[bioluminesced]

the cat’s cradle

#the x files #txf #the x-files #dana scully #agent scully #scully #fox mulder #mulder #agent mulder #msr #kinda #txf fanart #the x files fanart #x files #science fiction #illustration #my art #this piece took me like 10 hours only for me to hate the colors (it looks nice in b&w) #But we roll i guess considering this is the first piece ive finished since mid january #my mom is happy im getting real autistic about this show we watched like 6 episodes tgt the last time i went home #drawing dd’s face is the hardest battle ive ever fought btw

[esha-isboogara]

lyrical lies

i am a fuckinf degenerate and i’d like to apologize for how disgusting i have become.this is the longest thing i’ve written in a while..i’ve gone off the deep end if it isn’t clear🤭

here is more rick stuff not one person asked for find it here and here and here and here and here and here

✰let’s be honest rick is his own warning, smut , afab reader, age gap!!, calling him god, a bit of manhandling, a bit of dacro (?), shitty porn trips turned full blown story

“he doesn’t bite..just go ask him”. summer whispered, nudging you towards the garage door.

you shook your head in muted panic. you’d seen how angry her grandpa could get over small things and the last thing you were going to do was set him off over a stupid question.

“why don’t you do it summer ? this was your idea, plus he’s your grandfather”. you shot back.

she looked just as scared as you were. “he’ll totally yell at me if i go in there. he can’t be mad at you, you’re a guest”.

“yeah but what if he does ? i don’t want to get on his bad side”.

summer took hold of your shoulders. “y/n. the quicker we get this done the quicker we can get away from my grandpa and do something more fun”.

the garage door opened suddenly caused you both to jump back in shock.

there he stood , an annoyed look on his face. “i’m right in the middle of something very fucking important- is there a reason the two of you are bickering right in front of my god damn door”?

his piecing gaze was enough to make you want to cry. “i..we need help on a science project mr. sanchez sir”. you managed to say fighting back the urge to turn around and leave.

he cocked his head in amusement, his demeanor softening a bit. it was clear you had played right into his ego for better or for worse.

“that’s it ? why didn’t you just say that come in come in”.

you followed him into the garage the papers clenched in your hands.

“not you summer, you - you forbidden from entering. i know you went through my shit two days ago”. rick said, slamming the door in her face.

if only that had actually been the reason. he couldn’t wait to have sweet,innocent little y/n alone. every since she’d bonded with summer over some college tour bullshit he was obsessed. he needed you and needed you bad, as embarrassing as that was.

“what can i help you with sweetheart”? his voice as sweet as saccharine.

you fidgeted with the papers once more. “well i have this project based around quantum physics and since you’re the smartest person i know i figured you’d be the best person to ask mr. sanchez”.

he couldn’t help but smile at that. he WAS a fucking genius and hearing it out loud always made him puff up in pride.

and she has manners too. this was not going to easy. it’s not that he cared about his granddaughters feelings - quite the opposite. but if summer were to find out how he really saw her friend she’d stop bringing you over. and that would just make things a million times harder for him.

“you’re not wrong, i am the smartest person you’ll probably ever meet. and lucky for you i have something that’ll give your professor a run for their money”.

as he rifled through us cabnets filled to the brim with countless inventions he piped up “and sweetheart”?

you felt yourself melting into his trap. “yes sir”?

“you’re a grown fucking woman right ? you can call me rick”.

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you were like putty in his hands at this point and he’d be lying if he wasn’t loving every second of this. and it only took 30 minutes. maybe you weren’t as innocent as you acted but he wasn’t complaining.

not when you sat atop his lap so pretty asking- no begging him to please you.

“p-please mr. sanchez” you whined, wrapping your arms around his neck and grinding yourself against his leg. “i want you to touch me , use me please, please mr. sanchez”.

oh god how could he say no to those sweet noises. he’d take you apart right fucking there if he could but alas his family was home and they did not need to catch wind of the things he was doing. he messed with the idea of erasing their memories in his head for a while but figured it would be way too much work in the long run.

“fuuuck. i’ll give you everything you want and more but you have to promise me you’ll shut up. i would hate for your best friend to walk in and see what a slutty mess you’ve become”.

you nodded your head vigorously, happy to finally get some kind of satisfaction. as terrifying as rick was you’d be lying if you said the way he towered over you with such control didn’t turn you on.

“you’re so obedient- smart girl. do me a favor will ya ? get up and lift up that skirt for me , let me see what i’m workin with here”.

you did as you were told, climbing off his lap and giving him a slow twirl.

“good girllll”.

he clenched his hand into a fist. holy shit you were a fine piece of ass. he couldn’t wait to make you his. fuck what summer thought he was going to fuck you so good you’d come back for more.

“fuckk you’re a pretty thing huh ? it’s a wonder you haven’t already been claimed, guess it’s a good thing you came here cause i plan on doin just that”. with those words he was was hovering above you pressing your face down on the metal surface of his work table.

“you look even b-better like this holy shit” he admired from his standing position.

“fu-fuck mr. sanch- rick”. you corrected yourself mid sentence. drool was already starting to pool beside your mouth but you barely noticed with how hot and bothered you were growing.

“mmm that’s a good girl”. he flipped your skirt up. and pulled your panties down to your knees ignoring your small please for him to be gentle.

he smiled- a shit eating grin looking at how soaked your sex was. “you poor thing- i’ve d-denied you much too long haven’t i ? left this perfect pussy empty for weeks? how did you ever survive”?

usually he engaged in a little foreplay only because his partners were so dead set on it. but he was far too eager to do any of that bullshit right now. he’d been waiting for this.

without so much as a warning he thrust himself inside you, a scream leaving your lips.

his hand flew to your mouth covering it word word word

“shhh shh shhh. i know how much you love my cock but you have to stay quiet. got it y/n”?

he removed his palm for a moment to hear you answer.

you don’t answer though. you’re a babbling drooling mess already. the feeling of his cock filling you up and stretching your walls felt like heaven.

“you’re my god rick - please decide what to do with me and treat me like your slave. you control all my actions i’m nothing but your stupid worldly servant to fill with seed when you please”.

he was a bit taken aback as that comment seemed to come out of nowhere. when it sank in it gave him even more of a reason to keep you to himself.

if he wasn’t carful he’d be giving beth a new little sibling. but oh fuck- she looked and sounded so perfect begging for him.

“fuck yeah i am your god ! i’m a god among men and you’re my mortal pet i can use as i please”.

the whine that escaped her throat was almost pornagraphic. it was hard to keep your composure under the circumstances.

“good pet”.

#i am trash #and guess what #idc anymore #this account #went from #okay #to woooah alright #to dark content #to rpf #to more dark content #AND NOW THIS #old science man make esha head go brrrr #i’d let him use me #yeah i said it #rick sanchez #rick sanchez x reader #rick sanchez smut #rick and morty #oh to be fucked stupid #by a grumpy science man #siiigh #esha has gone insane #clinically insane #esha wrote more than a few paragraphs wow #what a shock #real writing #and it’s for RICK #sigh #esha writes