#for the 14 hoes

[koroart]

Save me Mr. Final Fantasy save me ( late night doodles — gn everynyan 😴😴 )

#for the 14 hoes #this is NOT Elidibus #I see that bitch tagged I’m coming for your knees #i swear to god #:: my art #ff #ffi #dissidia final fantasy #dissidia #final fantasy series #final fantasy #warrior of light #wol #dissidia wol

[mernaroll]

Nico and Lewis when 19 year old Max Verstappen tried to make a conversation in 2016 Japan GP cool down room (They were in a brink of divorce)

that day he promised to himself that he will be a good podcast host in the future 😔😭

He was like NEVER, NEVER will that happen again

I felt awkard years later PLEASE

THE MAXSPLAINING IS A TRAUMA RESPONSE

Dude If I was max l'd carry a camera around with me and upload it years later with the caption "brocedes: The divorce"

THE FALLLLLLLL

childhood friends to lovers to enemies 😔

Silver War ™

*shudders*

#brocedes trauma #ITS REAL #im a child of divorce #pleasee my parents #The whole grid was suffering #because of two hoes #who love a piece of metal more than their 14 year bond #seb max and daniel were WITNESSES #divorced husbands #silver war #TM #formula 1 #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #sebastian vettel #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #mernaroll

[haunted-xander]

Finished the 6.55 MSQ so here's my (very positive) thoughts:

‌Love love LOVE Wuk Lamat she's so fun and her dynamic with Erenville is hilarious. Very excited to see more of her in Dawntrail.

‌Krile is already getting some nice scenes and I'm very happy she's finally gonna get the spotlight in dt. My girls been side-lined for 4 expacs it's about damn time she gets to shine.

‌The inventor of Pictomancy is literally Relm. Like they name drop her. Obv not the same Relm as in VI but still! Relm is real! And she was an Archon! tbh them naming an important character related to this type of magic after her isn't surprising- I just expected it to be something in the job quests rather than the MSQ.

‌Zero made super-spicy dishes popular in Thavnair lol. Wuk Lamat trying to toughen it out was hilarious. God I love her.

‌Wuk Lamat & Erenville being childhood friends was not something I expected! Very fun.

‌The catboy from the dawntrail promotional artwork is probably Wuk Lamat's brother, Koana(Was that his name? tbh I forgot. But she has a Miqo brother that's what's important). He looks smart, and it's possible he's gonna be another candidate claiming for the throne.

‌Based on the artwork, I had figured our main group was gonna be WoL, Krile, Thancred and Urianger, as they are the only Scions featured, but based on the quest it'll probably be Wol, Krile, Alphinaud and Alisaie. G'raha is allegedly staying behind, but since he's shown in Tural in the trailer I think he'll find an excuse to come along anyway lol.

‌Thancred and Urianger are going to be competing against us, which will be interesting. I think it'll be fun to see some of the Scions take on a more rival-y role, if only for a bit. It looks like they were petitioned by someone else participating in the Rite of Succession, so maybe they're working for Miqo boy? They're on his side of the artwork after all 🤔

‌(Also I think the writers know how popular those two have gotten together lol they're like making it a point to have them with each other at all times)

‌Estinien is going to Tural just for the hell of it which I think is hilariously in character. Literally going there at the same time as us purely by coincidence. He really can't escape us can he.

‌Y'shtola is neither seen nor heard of which tbh I think is fair given how much screentime and focus she got during the whole Zero arc. I do wonder why she's going to Tural tho, she's in the trailer too so I'm certain she will be there.

‌(Also, since G'raha, Estinien and Y'shtola aren't aligned with any particular side as of now, I think they'll be a neutral third party in the Succession rivalries going on. That, or they'll end up siding with the 3rd sibling that isn't the Obvious Villain (based on Wuk Lamat and Erenville's accounts) somehow. Will be fun to see in any case.)

‌The little memory dialogue from Emet was nice :) just a reminder of the adventures yet to be had. Also he's finally in the unending codex which I think is nice (ngl I kinda forgot about the codex until he got added to it)

ALSO I almost forgot to include it BUT we have a nice heart-to-heart scene with G'raha alone on a bridge and if the writers weren't COWARDS (and/or worried about romance ambiguity, at least for those relating to the WoL) he could've proposed to us then and there. You know he wants you. Do not hold him back writers let him do what he wants. (I'd have said yes ofc)

‌Backpack :)

#all in all very good quests wuk lamat is a treasure and i am very excited for dawntrail #it will be fun. very fun. id say im excited to see hoe many of my speculations are correct but also i dont speculate much so. lol #i could never be a theorist thats for sure. thats too much work for my teeny tiny brain #wait how do i tag this. um #i guess ill just tag the most important ones #wuk lamat #krile mayer baldesion #g'raha tia #graha tia #erenville #final fantasy #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #ff14 #ffxiv #ffxiv spoilers #6.55 spoilers #xander rambles

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

Imma need 14 to sigh and swoon all throughout the giggle bc he misses the master and toymaker isn't a villain as good, as cunty or as smart as him

#the toymaker is for sure worse than the master #like truly devious #and I need 14 to just cry over missing his bestie/husband/love of his life/nemesis #“who is this evil hoe? donna I need koschei where he at” #don't mind me y'all I'm just sleep deprived and thoschei trash #dr who #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #tenth doctor #tensimm #thoschei #donna noble

[thinnerthenasnicker]

If I want to be a college art hoe then I need to get my body together before I become one 🙄🎨!

#art hoe #@na motivation #@nor3×14 #@na rules #@na buddy #⭐️rving #@tw edd #4nor3xia #ana buddie #anasp0 #4norexla #light as a 🪶 #light as a feather #thinner is better

[whump-queen]

TODAY’S THE DAY FOLKS

MCR CONCERT DAY BABEYYYYYY

ready to BUST OUT THE EYELINER

#IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY SINCE I WAS 12 IM SO EXCITEDDDD WHANDKFKWNF #gerard way #mcr #my chemical romance #the emo phase never went away it just went ✨lowkey✨ like a dormant volcano ready for TODAY OCTOBER 14 2022 BABES ITS EYELINER TIME #RHINESTONE STUDDED COMBAT BOOTS TIME #SEE THRU MESH BLACK TANKTOP TIME IM BOUTTA HOE IT TF UPPP FOR MY BOYS #*crashing through the window of my local hot topic* #fr this outfit boutta be POPPIN I’ll post a pic #IM SO EXCITED IM FREAKING TF OUTT #fr if you told my 2012 self that In 10 years they’d be back together and I’d be SEEING THEM LIVE ida fainted on the SPOT #AHSKFKSJDJFKG will take many pics of whatever wacky outfit Gerard has planned for us tonight #so excited wkfkeownrkgmr #how do I even emotionally prepare for this???

[risingsunresistance]

the garden update absolutely is not making me any money bc of the way i'm playing it right now, focusing solely on upgrades and finishing requests, but Oh My God The Levels. i already leveled up again today. i'm halfway to lv45 now

#probably gonna get a new plot tomorrow oh yea woo yea #been cramming potatoes into the composter bc it's the one i can farm the fastest #i have a potato hoe that has the craft part of it maxed. so many potatoes per potato #pumpkin seems to fill up the composter nice too but i only have one pumpkin plot rn #the goal is once i have all 24 plots. which admittedly will take a while #3 plots of melons pumpkins and sugarcane each. so that's 9 plots #and then 2 of the rest of the crops. so that's 14 #that leaves me with an extra and i'm not sure what to do with it but i'll figure that out wayyyyy later kfjhdg #i've never farmed a few of the other crops (cocoa mushrooms and cactus) so i'll just have to see what one suffers the most from 2 plots #i think the basic crops will be just fine at 2 plots. 1 plot is already great. doing decent in contests 👍 #chat #sb #i am so tired i have played so much block game im gonna go get food and pass out gn o/

[lemonlovemeanslove]

The more I think about it the more upset I get at how badly I was treated by my first employer. She was such a racist piece of shit. A UNBELIEVABLE controlling mother, unbelievably (Gilmore girls being her favoriteeeee show is so on the nose it feels like parody) all she did was look down on the middle east, the culture, it's people, the religion. Every aspect was mocked and belittled in her oh so annoying I'm a well educated English white woman voice.

So I grew up in the middle east right, THIS is my home, and here, in my home, throwing away good food isn't just frowned upon, it's a pretty big fucking sin. And I was the baby sitter for her kid right (who had ZERO friends btw bc her mother isolated her and spoiled her to the point where no other child could stand her company) and she was about the throw away a ice cream we just got bc she didn't want it anymore and I go to stop her, and tell her well now we shouldn't throw away food like that it's wasteful, you don't have that must left. It's not like I was gonna force her to eat it I just wanted her to stop and think about it, about wasting food and what it means, which she very obviously hadent been taught to do, and this psycho mother grabs it from her hand and tosses it in the trash, then goes to preach "well I've raised my kid not to treat her own body like a trash can blablabla" And I give this bitch a are you fucking serious look bc NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES AGO she looked at one of the cleaning crews that were washing the pavement and sighs and goes "these people" are so irresponsible and WASTEFUL don't they care about the environment smh smh. And I was like well...they have to clean it, we all need it to be clean bc we all need to use it and its not like they control how much water is being used like it's a bit much to demand which pisses her of right bc how dare u question me little brown child. Any fucking ways this also serves as example 12531 of how white people will cry about "environmental activism" before they ever check their own rasism (the irony here what with the connections of white supremacy and environmentalism is so obvious I don't really have to point it out but still)

#i was around 14 when this happened btw #she would also mock my accent #and in our customs in general #all we could think was well bitch if u hate is sm here than LEAVE #me and my sis #who also babysat for them #have this theory #that she stays here bc it's easier to control ur kid in this country than it is in the west #anyways we got fired form thst job bc we were starting to influence her kid #and by influence we had made thjs kid who was half arab more interested in embracing her arab side #and integrate into the cultural here in general #which made this white lady lose her goddamn mind of course #rant over Gilmore girls just reminded me of this bitch #no fucking wonder ur husband left u hoe!! #i actually didn't like him either lol

[mcity-xe]

me:

#ALSO #I dont wanna hear shit abt me being 14 and having a crush #amd i dont wanna see people shit to me about MY posts #I WILL POST WHATEVER THA HELL I WANT #so if u dont like it block me and stay mad ya hoes #<this is just a disclamer it not amed at anyone specific btw #but i wanted to say that bc people can be really fucking pissy when someome whos like 14/15 says shit abt liking someome and wanting- #-a partner or just a relationship in general

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

IGNORE ME I'M SORRY I KEEP TALKING ABT IT i'm just so not used to my cat not being around and it kinda kills me inside to not hear him walking around or meowing or sleeping at the bottom of the staircase anymore... it used to be like a nightly routine where i'd go downstairs and make myself a drink and give him some water and now i just. don't even wanna go down there anymore.

#you really underestimate how different things will be when they're gone. 18 years of learning his new routines and favorite places to nap #and it's just all. gone. not like i didn't experience it but just the fact that i will never experience it with him again... it's so hard #& that's like the last vestige of my childhood gone too. i mean i got my current dog when i was around 13/14 and she's gettin' up there too #so it's just like. my life dropped out from under me and i'm desperately clinging to what is left but there's not much #everything feels so hollow and i don't know hoe to vocalize that because my family is always trying so hard to heal and i don't want to #make their grief process any harder by accidentally awakening the same latent feelings in them. or whatever #i just miss him so so much but i know we made the right choice. he was old and we had a lot of good years together and we saved him from #spending his last few days in suffering by ending his pain early and offering him as much love and warmth and comfort as we could #and i know he appreaciated it and i know he loves us all and like that's not the part i have issue with #it's just. his lack of presence. i don't deny that his ghost may be around (my famjly is very spiritual like that and i have heard him) but #physically he's gone forever except for chunks of his fur and whatever else is laying around #loss is just so fucking unfair because it's completely understandable and makes total sense but it will never ever be unable to be felt... #idk. i'm just exhausted and sad and i miss my little guy. hell i still miss my dog and that happened like 5 years ago #love never goes away it just changes shaoe and makes you really really sad and kinda wanna kill youself but that would make THEM sad #so. you gotta live. you gotta be brave.

[singular-hoe]

I’m starting to wonder if I annoy the byler community when I open my mouth

#byler #how come I keep embarrassing myself #singular-hoe talks about things #this reminds me of when I kept bothering a popular byler creator with my art when I was 14 #brought it up b4 but I like whacking dead horses #OK ALL THE NICE COMMENTS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS #NO I JUST FEEL DUMB FOR MAKING A WHOLE DISCORD AND LIKE ONLY 3 PEOPLE JOINING IT

[lavenderparadise]

anger's a liar, he ain't got no respect

i fell in love with my pain, & i slept with my regrets🌛

#mine #selfie #girls with tattoos #weight loss journey #weight loss #tumblr girls #celestial #100 likes #like this post #aesthetic hoe #cat #follow #angel numbers #333 #love #mirror selfie #iphone 14 #butterfly #butterfly tattoo #hand tattoo #numerology #spirituality #daily tarot #witchy vibes #spooky #spooky season #me #plus size

[bardicious]

I think the most hilarious, and creepiest realization from my childhood shows is Smallville's Lex being a total groomer. LMAO. Like, I'm sure they didn't intend it like that (maybe????), but fuuuuuck, that dude had issues.

#smallville #lex luther #clark kent #childhood me was like - clark he just wants to be your friend :( #adult me be like - jfc Jonathan kent get your boy away from this hoe #lex was like near 30s??? Or mid 25??? and obsessing over a 14 year old?? wild shit man #literally mad this kid wont tell him something so supremely private #like??? jfc I am very tempted to watch it properly through an adult lense #I like how smallville played off lex luther though - made him interesting in that side #better than when he's just a regular business dude with no morals

[nomaishuttle]

nowww i pack up my bag ^-^ 4 my adventure 2mrwww

#not rly an adventure BUT im gonna be super duper brave and sit in the teen zone Where im allowed to sit this is famous but also actually is #that weird to do. its 14-18 and i am 18 and i want to meet ppl My age around my age but like idk. maybe im 2 old naybe i will just stick #with the table i was at kast time .. #im also gonna wear my Big boots tmrw this is a silly idea 4 walking but the nature of my big boots is that ppl love to see them and say Wow #those boots are sooooo big. #if i had a penny for everytime somebody came up to me while i was wearing my boots and said I dont know hoe you walk in those things i can #feel my ankles breaking just looking at them! id tell you what brother id have enough money to buy 3846484738464745 brett helquist prints

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

fic title- the bodyguard

ngl I would use this for bratkid and have it revolve around Dick and Stephanie

he finds out about Dean and hovers and talks to Bruce about keeping an eye on her and Stephanie can’t stand it but someone (maybe Alfred or Barbara) help her understand that it’s not out of malice or wanting to get her in trouble, he’s just being an older brother and protective

#bc she’s an oversexed little hoe and yes that’s been a part of bratkid from the beginning #you don’t get pregnant at 14/15 without being active #and she was #and I explore the reasons behind that in bratkid

[wanderingpages]

Wait peach are you okay?! Did you end up filing still? Wtf was wrong w those cops?!?

Yeah Ashton made me go back lol, I got a lady cop that time. She was still a little annoyed by the paperwork I guess but she didn’t ask any questions she was just like do you, you gotta protect yourself before anyone else and I was like u right

#asks #like I have two cop friends and when I told them I didnt file it they were like dude get ur ass back in there and talk to the sergeant #i shouldn’t even be surprised about being gaslit #i tried to report SA when I was younger and they deadass asked me how I was dressed like #idk jeans and a sweater?!? #like shut up I was 14 💀💀💀 #they basically scared me into not filing the report cus of something about my ~permanent record #and as a child I was like huh?!? and they implied some shit about when jobs do background checks they’re gonna see that #obviously logically why would that matter but as a kid idk I felt embarrassed as hell and I was like well it could have been worse I guess #anyways a side bar lol #man this feels all over the place lol this is 3 much man #can’t trust none of these hoes :/ #like I was deadass thinking about how many authority figure have let me down #from weirdo perve teachers to doctors just last year making my already shitty pregnancy unbearably miserable #now I’m all salty #plus this stupid bitch keeps calling me from different numbers #sorry tangent rant lol