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sluttywoozi · 2 years

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Buy A Boyfriend || chs x reader

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Summary: Being a professional boyfriend on SVTHub is great - all Vernon has to do is respond to a few texts, send out a couple selfies, do a stream every now and then, and he makes enough to cover tuition. Things get a little tricky when he finds himself wishing he actually was your boyfriend.

Rating: M (18+) | Word Count: 4kish

Content Notes: voice kink, male masturbation, swearing, he is a virtual boyfriend for money, the texts will probs look like ass on mobile, gender neutral reader, reader has cats and I borrowed @sluttywonwoo 's cats bc im their aunt and I love them (sorry if u have your own, please imagine them 😭), they dont have sex (in this part) my bad, reader is a stem major bc I live to project, I think that’s it pls let me know if I missed anything!!

Vernon’s username: bandsboyvern

Reader’s username: allthoughtsheadfull

Vernon sighs as he opens up SVTHub, knowing he has at least three messages that ask, “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

His answer will, of course, be “Yes and I would make you a cute little worm house in a jar and take you with me everywhere,” when he really wants to say, ”No I wouldn’t, because I don't know you at all and worms have a very short life expectancy.”

But this is the life he’s created for himself; getting paid to act like a boyfriend comes with answering cliche boyfriend questions. He’s scrolling through messages, answering good morning and goodnight texts with an appropriate selfie, when one message catches his eye, or actually, wow, 5 messages, all from one person.

Vernon tilts his head, considering how to answer. It’s a bit weird that you sought out a pretend boyfriend to tell these things to but he can’t say the messages aren’t more entertaining than the usual ones. And, honestly, snails are effervescent.

Vernon answers some messages from other users; badbitchesrus is having friend group drama again and he’s dying to tell her, “you’re the problem,” but a boyfriend wouldn’t say that so he just agrees, saying, “you’re so right, Jen did copy ur fit last night but u did it better baby.” He replies to a few selfies with paragraphs of fire and heart eye emojis, and sends out a couple ‘hope ur day gets better babygirl’s.

Clicking out of the app, Vernon tries to force himself to focus on studying. He’s got a music theory quiz this week and a sound design exam next week and he’s not prepared for either. His fingers tap out a rhythm on his knee as he runs over scales in his head, swearing to himself after missing the last sharp in B major for the fourth time. He’s about to pull out his keyboard for manual practice when his phone dings with a message, the tone telling him it's SVTHub. His head hits the back of his chair, hoping beyond hope it’s not another worm message, and he smiles in surprise when he sees it’s from you.

thought 5: legally blonde is peak cinema and has something for everyone so whyyyy is it universally disliked

Vernon tilts his head, realizing that even though he’d never seen Legally Blonde, he did dislike it for some reason. Huh.

His phone goes off again, another thought from you.

thought 6: why did stephanie name it twilight and then have bella meet edward in the daytime

He hasn’t seen Twilight either but, honestly, you bring up a good point. Why name it a certain time of day and then not have them meet at that time?

Happy to be distracted, Vernon settles in to ask you some questions and hopefully get some movie recommendations.

Before Vernon can respond, he gets another message, from bbygrill99 this time. She’s requesting an ab pic, her third this week, and he wonders why she’s so obsessed with his abs when his ass is great too, but complies nonetheless. Lifting his shirt, he tenses his abdominals and tilts his phone to get the perfect angle, his bottom lip just barely in frame and his gray sweats sitting low on his hips. He’s been trying to drink more water because apparently you need it to survive, so his abs aren’t as defined as usual and he hopes she doesn’t say anything. He sends the picture out with a kiss emoji and saves it to his folder of lewds, hoping he’ll be able to reuse it.

He’s very intrigued by the idea of threats to increase productivity, and asks you more questions. This turns out to be counterproductive as it leads to a whole conversation that makes him laugh all the way through, and consequently, he doesn’t get any more work done.

It’s almost time for his weekly goodnight stream, and Vernon’s still thinking about your last conversation. You’d lured him into a debate about living as a pigeon or living with pigeons, and he still wasn’t sure who’d won. You hadn’t sent him any new thoughts today, and even though you’d just become a subscriber last week, he’s missing you for some reason. He really enjoyed the randomness of your brain, and hearing what was going on in there throughout the day. It was a nice break from pretending to be the perfect boyfriend, and he got to respond like he wanted, not like he thought he should.

Starting the stream, he settles into bed and begins telling his patrons about his day, pausing at certain moments to let them respond to him. On their screens, it just looks like a personal facetime, and they get to pretend he’s talking to them and them alone. He tries not to frown when he realizes you haven’t joined, and hopes you will soon; you were the one person he actually wanted to say goodnight to.

You don’t join, and Vernon goes to bed sad and confused. Why were you paying for this if you weren’t going to use your membership to the fullest? His subscribers loved the introduction of goodnight streams, some are even asking for good morning streams too. You also hadn’t asked him for any pictures yet, even though everyone was allowed three per day. Maybe you just hadn’t read the membership benefits when you joined and didn’t know? He should probably ask, right? Just to be sure you’re getting your money’s worth.

Vernon gasps, staring down at his phone in awe.

A cat picture. You've sent him a cat picture. A picture of a cat. Your cat, presumably.

Vernon’s heart stutters, his eyebrows raising.

damn.

He sighs in disbelief before setting his jaw in determination and deciding the perfect combination and sequence of emojis to convey his true feelings.

Vernon puts the phone down for a moment as he remembers what you’d first said about your cats. One likes you too much and one doesn’t like you at all. He wonders which is which, they're both looking at you with such love.

He’s spinning in his desk chair, zoning out a little, when his eyes hit the open sound design program on his desktop.

Fuck, he has an exam tomorrow.

Vernon’s mouth stretches in a smile, his kicking feet sending him on a giddy spin in his chair. Putting his phone on Do Not Disturb, he forces himself to focus.

Vernon is sitting in his Audio Mastering Techniques class when you text him. He was already struggling to focus, fingers drumming on the table and leg bouncing under it, his neighbor sending a glare over every few minutes. He tries his best not to check, but you'd promised him your first thought and he wants to see what it is!

Glancing around surreptitiously, Vernon opens SVTHub with his phone under the table. You'd never sent him an explicit message before but there's a first time for everything (Vernon hopes).

Vernon looks up organic chemistry practice problems but sees ‘Stereospecificity in Addition Reactions’ and ‘Electrophilic Addition Reactions to Conjugated Dienes’ and immediately begins shaking his head, exiting out of the browser and texting you again.

Vernon’s heart starts racing as he reads your text. You want to call him. You want to speak words and you want him to listen and respond and then you’ll respond to his words.

Cool.

Vernon’s sitting at his desk, spinning around as the phone rings and rain pangs against the window.

“Hey! Sorry,” you sound out of breath, “it’s monsooning and i couldn’t text and hold the umbrella and keep my laptop out of the rain at the same time.”

“It’s okay, no worries. How’d the exam go? Did you cry?” He asks, only slightly worried.

“It went well, I think! I did cry but just a little and I didn’t get it on the exam paper this time, thank goodness.”

You tell him more about the exam and he just listens, absorbing your voice and tone and cadence. He wants to record you, wishes he could listen to you all the time, your voice is so entrancing.

“Did you have your midterm yet?” You ask sweetly, sounding concerned.

This startles Vernon out of his trance and he has to ask himself if he has taken his midterm yet today, and sighs in relief when he realizes he has a few hours left to go.

“Nah, it’s not till later so i’m just studying and vibing.”

Vernon chats more with you, trying to imagine what you look like and wishing patrons had a profile picture like he does, before he realizes it’s been an hour and he should get focused. Promising to call you after his exam and wishing he could just take you with him in his pocket, he hangs up.

Vernon does call you after his exam, and he calls you the next day too, and the next. It’s easier than ever for him to respond to messages, romantic words flowing and streams getting more and more popular. He just pretends he’s talking to you and it always works. You haven’t joined one of his streams yet but he’s holding out hope, and secretly wishing that you’d request a private videocall. You still haven’t asked for any selfies but he finds himself sending them anyway, hoping someday you’ll send one back.

He’s getting ready for his bedtime stream when he starts thinking about your last phone call, just a few hours ago. You’d just woken up from a nap, sounding all raspy and sleepy and cute, and he tried to picture your face, cheek lined with pillow creases. He doesn’t remember what you’d talked about because he couldn’t focus on anything but your voice, soft and sweet in his ear. He pictures you, laying in bed next to him, your head on his chest or his on yours, your legs tangled up with his own. He can’t help but imagine your fingers trailing over the ridges of his abdomen, running up and down his chest, and his own fingers start to follow.

Vernon thinks about your fingers moving lower, running along his waistband and dipping beneath. But you’re a tease, and they slip out and over the fabric of his sweats, pressing down where he’s starting to grow hard. He rubs his palm over his dick, squeezing harder the closer he gets to the head, imagining your giggle when his hips buck up. His phone goes off, startling him out of his fantasy and reminding him he has a stream to start.

He hasn’t done one like this in a while but the tips are always insane and he really wants to buy the lego set you told him you did the other day, so he shrugs and presses the red record button on his phone.

“Hey baby, it's so good to see you. How are you?” Vernon pauses to let his viewers answer, thinking about how you’d respond.

“I had a busy day, midterms finished last week but I have a project due soon and I haven’t made a lot of progress on it,” he hears you scold him in his head, telling him to get a move on.

“But I’m really tired, and i just wanna relax. Think you could help me?” Vernon asks, setting his phone down to pull off his shirt, missing the little notification popping up to say you’d joined. He smiles softly into the camera as he picks it back up, sliding on the bed to rest his head on the pillows. He pans the camera down to show his abs, running his fingers down his chest to settle at his waistband, pretending they’re yours. The tips start rolling in and he mutes his phone, the dinging sound beginning to annoy him.

Vernon tries to find that fantasy again, the one where you’re in bed with him and touching him and talking to him, and slips his hand into his sweats, fingers wrapping around his hard cock. He sighs, pulling his dick out and rubbing his palm over the head, his hips jerking at the friction. Leaning over to dig around his bedside table for some lube, Vernon wonders what you’re doing right now. He opens the cap and dribbles some onto his length, smearing it around with his hand. It’s chilly but he just tells himself your hand is cold, and starts squeezing his cock, pulling a little when he gets to the head. A punched out moan leaves his chest, lube warming up and dick getting harder.

It feels better than usual for some reason, but Vernon isn’t willing to think about why at the moment, and keeps jerking his cock. He’s panting a bit now, staring into the camera with half-lidded eyes and lip bitten between his teeth, feeling his abs tense with every pull. Closing his eyes so he can picture your hand moving on him, he tilts his head back into the pillow, wishing he could moan your name.

The heat is starting to rise in his stomach, his hips bucking into the movements of his hand, and he knows he’s getting close. He really is tired so he doesn’t try to draw it out, just squeezes at the head harder and tries not to whine at the pressure. He thinks about your hands on him, god, your mouth on him, and imagines your voice telling him to cum.

Vernon almost drops the phone on his chest with the force of his orgasm, trying to decide if he should turn the camera to show the cum shooting out of his cock and pooling in the ridges of his abs. He leaves it facing him instead, knowing his face is screwed up in pleasure and his moans are echoing throughout the room. Staring at the ceiling, Vernon tries to catch his breath and wonders why he just came so hard. He can feel his eyelids drooping, mind going hazy with sleep and oxytocin, and blows a kiss into the camera, saying goodnight.

You haven’t texted him in a week.

Vernon’s messaged you, selfies and thoughts and questions, but you haven't responded. He even checked your profile, just to make sure you hadn’t canceled your membership. He doesn’t know what to do; you’ve only been a subscriber for a couple months and you’ve only been gone a week, but he misses you. He misses waking up to a random philosophical question from you, or a picture of your latest A, or a video of your cats play(?) fighting.

But Vernon also doesn’t want to bother you, or overwhelm you, so he’s cooled it down a bit. He only texted you once yesterday, and he hasn’t texted you at all today. He just wishes he knew you’re okay, that nothing bad has happened to you, that you’ll come back. He knows now that being a pretend boyfriend is no fun if you don’t have someone whose boyfriend you want to be.

For now, he’ll just keep checking his phone and hoping to see a message from you.

Vernon's knee bounces, jaw clenching as he listens to the phone ring, waiting for you to pick up. He can't wait to hear your voice, it hasn't even been two weeks but that's more than long enough for him. You just soothe him, quiet his brain and still his hands. He's not sure if it's how gently you speak, or how your voice feels like a soft, warm blanket right out of the dryer, or how your words slide over him like silk, but he's missed you and as soon as you pick up and say hello, it's like his entire body relaxes.

He chats with you a bit, catching up on your classes and telling you about the work he's done for his project (little to none), letting you scold him for having done no work on his project and enjoying it.

The conversation draws to a natural conclusion, both of you having exhausted every possible topic in an effort to avoid the reason for the call. Vernon takes a deep breath and tries to steel himself; he's never been good with uncomfortable situations or feelings talk but he's willing to try, for you.

"So, you thought this was like a... pen pal situation? Didn't you have to put in your ID to prove you're over 18?"

"Well, yes, but I thought it was just so we could talk about adult topics, not because it's porn!"

Vernon blanches, he hadn't really thought about the fact that he was basically a porn star and he's not sure how he feels about it. He's not ashamed, sex is normal and human and he needs to make money somehow, but he does wonder how much longer he'll want to keep doing this. It's not easy to act like a boyfriend to so many people at once when he knows there's only one person he wants. And he does know it now, he wants you.

"Does it make you uncomfortable? That I do this?" Vernon worries, knowing he doesn't want to stop but also knowing he doesn't want to lose you.

"No, I mean, a job is a job and you get to make your own schedule and devote all your focus to school. It seems like a great gig, and you're good at it obviously..." You trail off, sounding sad for some reason. He hasn't heard you like this before, your voice a bit thready and foggy, like you're suppressing tears.

"What's wrong?" Vernon asks urgently, becoming more and more concerned with every sniffle that escapes you.

You stay silent for a while, Vernon tries to be patient but he can hear your breath catching, and he's about to start crying too just so you don't cry alone. He breathes out your name, hoping you'll respond.

"Ugh, I just-" you stop yourself, sounding... embarrassed?

"I..." you take what sounds like a very deep breath, and Vernon feels like he's at the edge of a cliff, just waiting to jump.

"I like you! I like when you call me babe and flirt with me and call me and I liked the face you made when you came and I liked how you sounded and then I wanted to make you sound like that! But this is your literal job, acting like a boyfriend, and I didn't know that so I let myself have a crush on you not knowing that it was all fake!"

It takes Vernon a second to process what you said, you'd said it all in one breath and spoken so fast, your voice shaking with the cutest mix of nerves and annoyance.

"Nononononononono!!! It wasn't fake! It was fake with everyone else but never with you," Vernon spits out in a rush, desperate to make you understand. He's pacing in his room now, phone pressed to his ear, arms crossed and fingers taptaptapping at his elbow. He wonders what he can say to make you believe him, to make sure you know that you've always been different, been special, to him.

"I look forward to your thoughts every day. Whenever you text me, I literally kick my feet like a little kid. Every time I streamed - they're not all like that, by the way - I couldn't stop checking to see if you'd joined. Patrons can only ask for three selfies a day, I send you like five, unprompted-" he could go on, but you interrupt him with a call of his name. He's not sure he's heard it on your lips before, but it does something to him. Something that's very inconvenient for him to deal with now, during this very emotional conversation. He's tempted to send you a picture, maybe that will convince you.

"Vernon," you call again, bringing his focus back to your voice and away from what your voice was doing to him.

"So, what are you saying?" you continue, starting to sound a bit less sad and a bit more like yourself.

"I'm saying I want to be your actual boyfriend, and not for money, so you'll have to cancel your membership, sorry."

There's silence for a few beats; Vernon feels himself teetering on the cliff again as he waits for your response.

"I mean- is that... allowed?" You seem unsure, sounding slightly hopeful but a bit apprehensive still. He wishes he could see your face, wishes he knew what you look like at all (knowing would definitely help at nighttime or in the shower or when he wakes up for ... reasons). He shakes his head to bring himself back to the conversation before you notice that his mind had wandered.

"Yea, I mean, my friend does cam shows with his partner and another friend of mine found out his roommate was watching his shows and now they fuck everyday! That could be us!" Vernon tries to reassure you, hoping you're willing to at least try.

"Ummmmm I don't know about that just yet but we could try... dating, I guess? It may be difficult just online but I like you and you say you like me so, why not?"

Vernon thinks that if he jumped out of his window right now, he just might fly. He won't because he's not trying to die now that you're letting him be your boyfriend, but the feeling is there.

"Yes! I do like you, I like you a lot. I like you so much. Please date me." He knows he's practically begging at this point, but he doesn't care. Vernon's willing to beg, on his knees if he needs to, if it means he can be your boyfriend for real.

"Okay! Okay," you giggle, a bit muffled as if you're covering your mouth. "I'll date you if you date me?"

Vernon can't contain his grin, spinning in circles around his room even though he's already dizzy.

"Deal."

Vernon squints, sitting in his 9 am and staring down at the purple pen in his hand, the one he’d found sitting on the desk when he came in.

There’s no way though, right?

Right?

Vernon tries not to freak out as he looks under the desk to find a water bottle. One with your name on it.

Vernon has a choice to make. He could sit here, try to focus on class, while he thinks about you somewhere on campus, struggling through an exam and dehydrated and sad. Or …

Not on my watch, Vernon thinks, shooting up from the desk and grabbing his stuff and yours. He’s jogging across campus before he knows it, dodging frisbees and dogs on the green, weaving through hammocks and hopping over sleeping students. He’s not sure what lecture hall you’re in but he knows the chemistry building, and if he books it, he’s sure he can make it.

He’s speedwalking down the hall, peeking in windows and listening at doors, trying to find your class. His eyes catch a paper taped to a door, warning, “EXAM AT 915. DO NOT DISTURB.”

He could jump in glee but, glancing at his phone and seeing that it’s 9:10, he knows he doesn’t have time.

Vernon’s hoping, praying you’ll listen to him when the door opens a smidge, and the most beautiful face he’s ever seen peeks through. It's like heaven’s light is shining down on him, he thinks he can hear angels, and is that wind? Blowing through his hair?

Staring back at him, your eyes shoot open in disbelief, before landing on your pen and water bottle in his hands. You squeal, bouncing in your shoes and throwing your arms around his neck. He breathes you in, reeling at the weight of your body against his, and you pull back before he can return your embrace. Vernon misses you instantly but he knows you have to go be a genius so, handing you the water and pen, he accepts a kiss on the cheek and watches you leave.

Hiiii!! Would love to know your thoughts, whether they come in a like, reblog, comment, or ask! Please feel free to come talk to me i will cry and smile all day!! Planning a pt 2 for this but i'm hoping to get pt 2 of like a cowboy out first!

Part 2

And check out the rest of SVTHub! A good few fics are out and you’ll still have something to look forward to as more will be posted over the next few weeks ☺️

I am so grateful to @sapphichui for trusting me with this and I’ve had such a great time collaborating with and getting to know other awesome authors on here!

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the-s1lly-corner · 3 months

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I am losing it over Sir Pentious and I cannot HOLD THE URGE TO REQUEST FOR HIM anymore. May I please have the silly little snake man meeting an angel reader (she/her) in Heaven with whom he shares one (1) braincell? They are just two idiots in love who are far too shy to confess their feelings for each other. Basically the "Everyone knows they are in love but them" trope. I would appreciate tooth-rotting fluff toward the end. Thank you 🙏🏻🩷

Redeemed!Pentious x Angel!Reader

But they're both idiots in love

Combining this with another similar request hope you and the other requestor dont mind !

Written on mobile

You were the one assigned to helping him readjust to heaven! Congratulations, you also have a roommate until he can get his own place! He kind of follows you around like a lost puppy because you're kind of the only guide.. and friend.. he has..!

He tries way too hard to make things for you easier when it should be the other way around. He makes sure your home is spotless and more than his share of the chores are done. You dont even have to lift a finger as long as hes around

Over time you both to develop feelings. But you're both so.. oblivious..

Imagine hes looking at you with these wide starry eyes as you talk about a location. It doesnt matter how beautiful his surroundings are, hes absolutely enraptured by your own beauty.

He picks flowers for you, but he ends up just saying they're to brighten up the house instead of being solely for you. He tries to make you your favorite snacks, he does seem to be good at baking and decoration..! He makes you small trinkets to make life a little easier.

Meanwhile he doesnt notice the rosy look you get on your face or how you seem to linger around him when you two need to part. How you try to spend even another minute with him.

Actually it would take an outside party for at least one of you to catch onto the others feelings.. I like the idea that Emily sometimes checks on the two of you to see how everything is going... she is.. not subtle in asking you if you have a crush on the newcomer..

How you proceed is fully up to you, but it might be best to make the first move as pentious may not do it on his own; unless there's something pushing him to act

#hazbin hotel x you #hazbin x reader #hazbin imagine #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel x reader #sir pentious x you #sir pentious imagine #sir pentious x reader

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luvrbug · 1 year

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Hello Harley, I can officially say I fell in love with your writing… I was wondering if I could make a request 👉👈

Basically Law, Kidd, Smoker, and Law with an S/O who’s a menace to society. I’m talking full on crackhead energy. If that’s okay

this is SUCH a good combo for all of them... im so excited to write this !! also, for some reason, my dividers look REALLY janky on mobile, so i had to shorten them a little ...

«────────«⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅»────────

Kidd

THE BEST DUO . EVER !!!!!!!! Kidd likes to FUCK SHIT UP ! and when his partner is just as destructive and wild as he is ???? its a match made in hell heaven.

Burning navy bases for fun, roasting marshmallows with the fires of a burning town... normal, cute date stuff, y'know!

Kidd loves to have someone to match his energy. Sure, someone to calm him down would work too- but someone who is actually on his level??? It sparks his competitive nature.

Little competitions spark over "who can punt a navy soldier farther" "who can get the BEST gift for [holiday]" keep things livley.

Killer ... has his hands full, to say the least.

Law + Smoker are under the cut!

Law

please.. dont give Law something else to stress about. Please. Poor guy has ANOTHER luffy on his hands???? He won't survive.

Jokes aside, Its good Law has someone to balance out his Serious, calculated nature. Everyone needs to let loose!!

Some conflict may arise because he thinks you're being TOO careless. He's a mother hen when it comes to the people he loves and no matter how powerful you are he's still going to worry about you :[.

Law just wants you to be safe. He couldn't live with himself if another person he put his entire heart and soul into dies.

Smoker

In a SBS Oda talks about Smoker being .. a really wild kid/recruit that didn't listen, almost got discharged multiple times, etc. So the life of constantly throwing yourself into dangerous situations with zero regard for anything isn't exactly new to him.

He won't indulge you, but won't explicitly tell you "no" if you want to go and do something chaotic and destructive. He tries to keep you out of TOO much trouble, but you play by your own rules.

If youre a pirate, Smoker probably knew + loved you in his younger days. Maybe some mid-battle flirting and star-crossed lovers moments that cause some conflict... But i definitely see him having an easier time with a fellow captian/etc thats just.... a little more destructive than average.

Tashigi is not pleased when she has to keep two navy captians from completely wrecking a town.

#one piece fluff #one piece headcanons #one piece imagine #one piece reader insert #one piece scenario #one piece x you #one piece #one piece x reader #trafalgar law x reader #trafalgar law #law x reader #eustass kidd x reader #kidd x reader #smoker x reader #smoker x you

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kame-writes · 29 days

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Concerning the media overlords au:

First of all: I love it! Thank you for sharing the idea with us <33

Second: Does Alastor live in the tower with the other Vees? And does Alastor still move into the hotel? If yes, on a scale of one to absolutely how sad/pissed/jealous is Vox after receiving this info?

3. I'd like to imagine Velvette's fingers are constantly itching to get ahold of that handsome deer man, who doesn't know how to dress himself properly or trendy, and give his wardrobe an upgrade. Could you imagine this happening? (Maybe with lots of alcohol involved. So that he would at least temporarily let her experiment with his clothes. Bonus points if she is able to take picture too. Vox would obviously make himself some copies for.. private reasons...) Do you see my vision?? Can you see it??

4. Can Vox convince Alastor to do more audio features within their network? Like podcasts or interviews and the like? Or are they just screams as well? (I recently discovered a podcast about cooking, where each week they talk about one ingredient and explain a recipe with it. I think this would fit Alastor's preferences very well.. tho the ingredients might not be as commonly used now that I think about it... anyhow... now I can't stop thinking about Hannibal and Alastor hosting a food podcast.. oops.. sorry, but not really)

5. You mentioned that Husk still works in his casino, if he isn't needed. Do you have any headcanons for Niffty's whereabouts?

Anyway that's all for now! Have a lovely day/night! <33

p.s. Sorry if this ask is intrusive. For some questions it's pretty clear that I've already imagined something for myself that may or may not fit with your vision of this au. If you feel like I overstepped, feel free to ignore this or send me an alastor_fuck_u. gif :D

Im am very happy to have questions asked! You have no idea how many ideas i have and dont know what to do with xD

I'd love to see other peoples headcanons and ideas for this universe, if anyone does anything for it then please tag me so i can see ^^

This is gonna get long so I've put it under a read more

2: No one is really sure if he lives there or just works there. He HAS his own suite in the tower, but he's not always there when they go look for him, and not being able to find him is very a common occurrence, made more frustrating because he refuses to carry or awnser the mobile phone they forced on him. He hangs around in the common areas like the kitchen and living room sometimes. And if they do manage to rope him into something like a movie night its a huge hassle, because he will insist on a black and white or silent film if he HAS to engage with the tv, and Vel and Val hate those.

The whole top of the Tower is dominated by his large Radio tower though, its slightly seperated from the rest of the building, suspended above it with a staircase/ladder to enter the hatch. Valentino is usually not brave enough to check there for Alastor.

Its the same with the hotel. He does move into his own room there, but goes back and forth a lot, and doesnt have a schedule. Vox tires to pretend hes fine with it at first but often ends up the hotel to be a pain in the ass to Charlie, and getting kicked out by the staff of Alastor. Hes convinced himself that Alastor will lose interest sooner rather than later, and the others just tune out his whining at this point. No one buys it when he claims he didnt even notice Alastor was gone as soon as the Radio Demon gets back to the tower.

3: I may be planning to draw this haha He does let her dress him up ocassionally, he has a few differant suits he's approved of and kept, but does wear his original the most the time. Velvette has a line of 'Vintage chic' clothing that partly started as a way to get Alastor to agree to changing his 'ratty ass old man style' by appealing to clothes that were updated takes on his era. He still very rarely leaves the tower in anything but his own usual attire.

He does on rare occasions allow photos to be taken of him by the vees (and once, later on by charlie, under strict instructions that she keeps it to herself) but no video. And none under any circumstances are allowed on social media. He has blown up a few phones that have attempted, both the Vees and employees.

4: Alastor has agreed to be on a podcast a few times, but its rare, and only if its somehting hes really interested in talking about. It's one of the few modern things he approves of since its just a version of a radio talk show. Same with interviews, he keeps them even more extremly rare, and the mystery of the radio Demon keeps sinners in fear more than him being in the public. Vox always wants him to do more since the ratings sky rocket when Alastor features.

When Alastor has done an interview it is with his back to the camera, and sitting in a large wingbacked stupidly over the top ornate chair, that hides him from being seen, except maybe the top tuffs of his ears and antlers. And he doesnt reveal much about himself when he does. The chair is partly to hide him, and partly to stop the equitment form glitching too much. He likes to pulls faces and makes gestures deliberatly made to make Vox falter and look stupid on camera, since hes the only one who can see him in that chair.

He has teased on his own radio show that one 'lucky' sinner may get the chance to be on both a guest star on his radio broadcast AND a livestream if the mood takes. Valentino had to inform him that what he's referring to is called a snuff film

5: Niffty gets moved to the hotel pretty much full time once Alastor gets involved, Husk is a part time employee, but ends up spending less time at his casino as time goes on.

Valentino is happy Niffty is gone because she creeps him out, she ocassionally hung around his studio during work hours, especially if theyre doing a scene with 'bad boys'. Vox isn't bothered. Velvette is not happy, especially that Niffty is reduced to a maid/janitor for the hotel, and makes that very known to Alastor. Velvette loves Niffty, they are chaos sisters and work on very sketchy sounding potions together, and gang up against the boys.

Niffty is also a great seamstress herself and brings her designs to Velvette like an excited child showing off their latest art project. Almost none of these get used, but Vel has fun forcing models to parade around the studio and work in something Nifftys made, they often include bugs and bodyparts, Velvette finds this halarious.

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commonwealthcass · 7 months

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I am of the mobile may I have link please 🙏

Hi @tutvault! Thanks for reaching out!

I think Tumblr made an edit and I was able to add this to the header of my page. Im hoping it shows now for everyone but in case it doesnt, this is the list thus far:

Commonwealth Cass

The Travels Begin

Walking Disasters

Baked Bloatfly

Super Mutant Suiciders or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Getting Down To Business

Daytripper

Blood and Thunder

Sins of the Father

Respite

Don’t They Know It’s The End of The World?

Where It All Went Wrong

Knife

Contract to Kill

Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing

Don’t Be Afraid

Jet

Riot

Getting Closer

I Dont Want to Fall In Love

Reel Me In

Girl, Look At That Body

Don’t Go

A Shot in the Dark

Unravel

Can’t Pretend

Lunchbox

So Long, Brother

One More Tomorrow

Desire (Easter Egg NSFW)

He’s a Tramp, But I Love Him

I Don’t Want You To Get It On With Nobody Else But Me

I Believe in Yesterday

Political Suicide

I’m Only Human

I Just Want To Die Anywhere Else

A Hole In The Earth

We’ve Got A Score To Settle

One Step Closer

Honest

The Writing’s On The Wall

Reluctant Heroes

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reginageorgesgirlfriend3020 · 11 months

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Thunderstorms and feelings

It was a massive thunderstorm in NewYork city. It was raining so much that you, Chad, Mindy, Anika, Tara, and Quinn and Danny were watching the superbowl at the apartment. Tara and Sam arent really into sports but they were loving the football game between the Eagles and the Chiefs.

You heard a huuuge bolt of thunder and you felt so scared you climbed on Sam's lap and felt scared.

Everyone looked at you.

"(Y/n)? Are you okay?" Tara asked you.

"No". You said. "I dont like thunderstorms at all". You frowned.

Sam hugged you tight

You didnt wanna admit you felt like scared but you also didnt wanna admit your feelings towards Sam's friends. So it was like a lose-lose but you were hoping for a win-win taking a risk telling Sam's friends how you feel about them.

You hid your face on Sam's shoulder but you looked at everyone.

"I guess now would be a good time to tell you everything". You said.

"Everything? What would you like to tell us?" Quinn asked.

"Uhhh..." You said. "Okay, listen. I like you guys. I've written stories like fanfiction about you guys. I dont wanna be friends I wanna be best friends I wanna win the superbowl against Sam in madden mobile I wanna marry sam. I fell for you all figuratively and literally and I'm sorry but I love you guys. I...love...you...guys!! Okay??!!" You said.

You breathed. "Their. I said it". You said.

Mindy, Chad, Anika, Danny, Quinn and Tara all gave you a hug.

"You...you love all of us?" Tara asked.

"Yeah". You said softly. "I always have".

"We love you too!!" Everyone said.

"I love hanging out with you you're a lot of fun to hang out with". Said Anika. "I love you".

"I love how you get my sarcasm. And when you punched Ethan in the nose for scaring us as ghostface you gave him a bloody nose! That was fuckin epic!!" Said Mindy. "And I love you".

"I love how we cuddle. I love you. I always wanted to watch movies with you". Said Tara.

"I love you. You're amazing at madden mobile. And you always help me clean the apartment which is truly appreciated". Said Danny.

"I love how you do my make up when I have a date with Mindy. I love you". Said Anika.

"I love that you love football. And you're my wing woman. And I still wanna know where you learned to punch Ethan like that!" Said Chad. "And I love you. Thanks for always washing my clothes when I get busy with work and school". He said.

You giggled. "You taught me how to punch". You said to Chad.

Chad smiled.

"And I love you because you always take care of me when I have a long week of school by getting me my favorite drink and a snack too". Said Quinn.

You started to cry. "Aww you guys....I cant stop thinking about you. I think about you everyday. Please be my best friends. Please Sam please be my girlfriend. I wanna go home to you guys everyday". You said.

"We'll be be your best friends!!" Said everyone.

"Yayyyyy!!" You said.

And Sam hugged you while she stood behind you."Yes baby. I will be your girlfriend". Said Sam. And you kissed Sam in front of everyone.

"Ooooohhh!!" Said everyone.

You and Sam laughed.

#scream 6 #sam carpenter #tara carpenter #sam carpenter x y/n #tara carpenter x you #tara carpenter x reader #sam carpenter x reader #Sam carpenter x y/n #melissa barrera x reader #sam carpenter × you #mindy meeks x reader #chad meeks x reader #anika x reader

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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year

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hi! quick tip: if you’re on mobile type ‘:readmore:’ then hit enter! i dunno if you’ve been told but. yeah :)

also, your recent piece on apd was incredible!! very nice to see representation!! keep up the excellent work <3 it did get me thinking though: reader with vocal stims, cementing it in the acolytes’ minds that you don’t speak the language of teyvat, and then you’re all just stuck in this loop of “oh man they don’t speak the same language of me” but they DO

if asks are closed or this is outside of your comfort zone then feel free to delete! have a lovely day <3

AHFJLAKLOSUDBABWB U FELT REPRESENTED YAY!!

A cookie for thee, and also extra for telling me how to do Expand thingy on mobile ilysm 🤲🍩🍪✨️ (pspspsps all askers,, u get cookies,,cometothedarksidepspspspspsss)

I was so worried bc it wasnt like super all the aspects of Apd issues, and it was very based on my personal experience w/ similar symptoms + other bits of ppl's experience so i was hoping it still felt somewhat recognizable for ppl w/APD!! Tysm for the feedback :D

NOTE ABOUT VOCAL STIM DEPICTED:

So i think ive experienced verbal stims, so this is a combination of others shared experiences + personal experience, and while everybody experiences things individually/their own way, please let me know if there is something obviously inaccurate/maybe even offensive.

You will definitely not make me mad or otherwise offended, I really want to hear that kind of feedback from others who vocal stim!

Thank you so much for reading! :)

___________________♡_____________________

So lets just say that ur vocal stims r pretty non-verbal or non-sensical ("her sister was a WITCH BRO-" like memes that dont make sense to them)

Or like, u have verbal stims that r actual language but they dont hang around long enough to hear it maybe ??

♤

So like, this ends up happening

Chongyun was exploring near Qingce village for supernatural stuff as usual

And U were just vibin, chillin near Qingce village livin ur best Creator god cottagecore life

And ur like planting a new seedbed, Jueyun Chilis :) (bc jfc however bad it was to collect them in game, its 10x worse in person, ur tired of running around town getting chilis, Qingce isnt exactly flat 💀)

♡

And every seed u put in the dirt ur like "boop!"

And Chongyun comes by, bc u at edge of town, and the villagers mentioned a strange new traveler settling here

He immediately feels a wave of that same feeling he used to feel when the Creator god had their eyes on him, or would assist him in battles

So poor boy almost overheats trying to climb up the hill to ur house

And is like "??...Creator??"

Then kinda stops bc ur just like-

"Boop!" "Boop!" "Boop!" ☺️ LMAO

And then u finish planting seeds, get the watering can,,

And everytime u pour it just-

... "EJACK! Come, water!"

(Ur saying it so fast too, and he's still somewhat farther away, so he cant rlly hear that well too)

...

And its just so incomprehensible to Chongyun he's deadass like "A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE??!"

So of course,

He waves, 👋

And ur like omg icy boy!! :D 🧊💙

But u dont say anything yet, and then he starts,, miming?? He points at u? Then like?? Points up? The sky?? Then like, mimes swinging his claymore???

(ARE U THE CREATOR??!!)

U look up, very confused 🧐

He seemes frustrated.

Then he just kinda, bows and leaves?

...

...oh no.

Do Teyvat people speak that crazy language that u saw in game?

Instead of English??

Well.

Shit.

...

.... U havent rlly talked to anyone in Qingce yet since u just got here in Teyvat like a week ago

And found this abandoned house

♧

It just gets worse 😭

Bc slowly, one by one,

Each playable character in Liyue comes to attempt to talk to you

(And since u have a farm, and they keep giving u food/goods? For some reason?? U still dont need to go into town)

☆

At one point, even Zhongli shows up

And thru complex miming and hand motions u think he means dont worry abt him? Like just go back to what u were doing?? Okay??

U guess he's just gonna chill here for now?

...

...Zhongli just kinda,, squints, and puts his hand on his chin in his classic "thinking very hard" face

So ur tending to the garden saying,

" FREDDY! You're supposed to be on lockdown!Vanessa...I'm... a Material Gworl✨️"💀

...Just, on an endless loop LMAO-

...

(Hes trying to see if he recognizes any part of ur language, poor old man 🤔🤔😭)

♤

And it just snowballs even more, and now,

None of you have even tried to say a word to each other. 🤡

(Other than ur vocal stims)

...

Keqing: "Perhaps, it's similar to Fontaine's native language?"

You, in the background: "🎵 dUdE,,, sHe'S jUsT nOt InTo YoU 🎵" (mimicking the autotune and everything)

Ganyu & Keqing: "..."

You: " 🎵 gOtTa MoVe On, mOvE oN-🎵 Hurricane Katrina?? More like Hurricane Tortilla!"

Ganyu & Keqing: "...Can't be,"

"what else do we got? Should we call Yunjin to better mime for us??"

♡

Xiao's the first one to even get close to knowing u can actually talk to each other, bc he's always checking in on u most often <3

And he only heard u bc u swore u heard a monster outside ur house one night and came out ur house with a pitchfork, very nervous,

"...Hey there demons.. it's me.. ya boy."

(And u just keep stimming that out of nervousness to make urself feel better as u check around ur house lol)

Xiao: "??? Demons???!! WAIT-"

♧

By then, it literally took like 6 months for yall to finally have a real conversation 💀💀

...

(Chongyun got so embarassed bc he was one of the first few to misunderstand he overheated rip🙏)

Im. So. Sorry. This. Is. ✨️Ass✨️

Twas the best scenario i could come up with, im telling yall, im not as funny as the ppl who send in these asks 😔

Keep in mind, I never claimed i was funny or a good writer, u cant hold it against me lol /lh

Lower ur expectations LMAO

Well i hope u got sm enjoyment outta this anon, sorry abt the quality!! :)

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

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savorypink · 5 months

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mickey.........

dont kill me but now can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make a follow up where they do the chores and she tries on the outfit and they fuck MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

u are so spoiled anon 🙄 but FINE

follow up to this blurb

The whirling of the vacuum would typically annoy you, but you find it hard to complain with Alex in your arms. You’re itching for him to hold you as well, your legs tied tightly around his hips, his cock keeping your insides warm as he vacuums the living room carpet. Whenever you clenched, you noticed his grip on the vacuum tightens, along with a slight twitch of his cock. Satisfied with this reaction, you made it a habit to squeeze around him just to tease.

“Stop doing that.”

“If it bothers you so much, then maybe you should work faster.”

He stops vacuuming to thrust into you harshly, your walls clinging to his cock tightly, your manicured nails clawing at the muscles of his shoulders. Out of pleasure and embarrassment, you hide your face in his neck, your cheeks beginning to heat up.

“I’m sorry,” he teases, “did you want me to do something?”

“Work faster so you can fuck me already.”

---

“You know what I hate?” You ask.

“Folding clothes?”

“Exactly.”

After vacuuming, you, but mainly Alex, moved on to your laundry. Your mobility is limited with you around his middle, so the washing and drying was mostly his doing. You’d help with the folding, even though it was a pain. The majority of the clothes belonged to you anyway. Seated in his lap, still full of his cock, you stumble upon a pair of panties you haven’t seen in a while from the laundry basket. They’re a soft satin with lace around the cut, complete with your name embroidered in the middle. It was a gift from Alex some birthdays ago.

“Should I wear these for the stream? I forgot how cute these were.”

“You can wear whatever you want underneath the outfit I got you. You won’t need panties anyway.”

You pout. “The chat would prefer if I wore nothing anyway,” you chuckle, folding the delicate garment. “I have yet to see this outfit. Where is it?”

As if on cue, the front door doorbell rings, “It’s here. You’re gonna love it.” Before Alex can get up, you place your hands on his chest to stop him.

“Wait! I don’t want the neighbors to see me attached to you.”

“We’ll put a blanket over you,” he laughs, “like E.T.”

---

You two have about an hour until the stream begins. You’re a little empty with Alex no longer inside you, and you’re feeling the ache tenfold as you twirl in the mirror in your new outfit. You’re in black head to toe; a full latex bodysuit hugs your form; the best features of your body are on display through the tight material. The swimsuit cut of the bodysuit draws attention to your thighs and chest, your breasts appearing larger through the latex cups. A zipper sits conveniently at the crotch, your cunt swelling against the latex. Of course, you have knee-high boots to match.

You pose in the mirror, turning around to get a good view of your ass, “I look sick. You did a good job, babe.”

“I know,” he jokes, his arms coming around your waist to embrace you. “I like it when you look…dangerous.”

Alex fidgets with the zipper of your outfit, already hardening against your ass. You wiggle against him, a silent invitation for him to undo the zipper. You watch him in the mirror as his fingers immediately dip into your cunt, pumping in at out of your soaked core relentlessly. His other hand holds your chin, forcing your gaze solely on the mirror as you moan, your legs beginning to tremble.

Before you can feel your knees buckle, Alex pulls his fingers out of you. You whine at the emptiness, your cunt clenching around nothing. Before you can beg for his fingers again, Alex pushes you against the mirror, not too hard to hurt you but enough to get a surprised yelp out of you.

“Had a better idea. Sorry.”

He’s too busy shuffling out his boxers to see your eyes roll. With both hands on your hips, Alex sinks into your cunt slowly, making sure your insides revel in every inch of him, the burning of stretch causing you to clench around him needily. He takes your moan as a sign to start moving, driving you into the mirror. The mirror fogs as you pant and moan against the icy glass, moving your hand to flick at your clit. Alex chuckles at your desperation, his hand coming down to give your ass a harsh spank.

“You can’t wait until the stream? I knew my girl was needy, but we should at least let everyone see your new outfit, right?”

“Look who’s talking…” your fingers flick faster at your clit, your vision blurring as you feel your release stirring in your belly. “Al..faster…”

He does as you say, downright ramming you into the mirror repeatedly. Your neck is sore from the position and his movements, but when you clench around him for the final time, the pain is alleviated from your body instantly. You’re met with the same warmth you’ve had all day once Alex comes inside you with a drawn-out groan. Pulling out of you, you feel his release drip down your boots, admiring the reflection in the mirror. You’re surprised you’re still standing.

“You ruined my outfit…” you faux pout, turning to him. “I hope you ordered a back-up.”

“Well, you did say the chat would prefer if you wore nothing. So do I.”

#mickey mail #this is literally a whole fic 😭 i'm sorry #swtnr: blurbs

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sygol · 6 months

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ⓘ due to the way that tumblr mobile works, audio files will play one after another, all of the following audios are only a few seconds long but have a minute of silence preceding them, this is to make the post work, just ignore the added silence

and now, without further ado, we present, THE POST...

... and one last slow even breath outwards, you are expelling all those wicked spirits from the basin of your stomach, none of them will get caught in your teeth, i promise. this has been the spiritual mindful meditation audio tape number 34, now think, has anything been troubling you lately, any worries resting on your mind?

hey you, hellllooo, its me, magic 8 ball, im lodged in between your teeth bitch, whats up with that?? cmonnn, please get me out.. be a doll and dig your fingernail in there? right into the crevice of those teeth of yours, the ones that are a little too close together,

ouf ...whew! thanks for getting me out of there, i was wedged between two of your nasty bones, almost thought for sure id be trapped in there forever, but luckily you were listening for me... why are you looking at me like that? alright, alriiight... i owe you one, go ahead ask me that question and then

EHEHEHE ehehe hh hh wait wait, i think i got this one aha.. hold up let me catch my breath, hh h

not likely HAHA you should see the look on your face, its— hey hey what are you doing

there you go. you didnt need that guy anyways, i wouldnt trust his words, i think they come from a wicked place, reaaallllly sketchy, like bad vibes man, im telling you, he literally dropped out of your mouth.. youre wondering who i am? me?? ive been here with you all along! ive been believing in you the whole way, your entire life, its me.. your heart.

ive been beating for you almost 5000 times an hour, every day of every week, 365 baby, i fucking love you dude, you got this, its gonna be okay, and dont let anyone or anything EVER tell you otherwise.

#t3

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suffarustuffaru · 7 months

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Have you ever heard of or played an official rezero mobile game called Lost in Memories?The game features a story that is a retelling of the anime and it also divided into 3 chapters: "Main Story"，"Ver. Main Story" and "IF Route". The game features branching paths that lead Subaru to a different outcome of the story，turning into a "What IF" scenario.

But what intrigued me the most was arukoru, a character who looks exactly like suabru, but is much more cold and heartless and supposedly comes from the failed loop where subaru had tried to defeat Petelgeuse.It's really interesting and refreshing for me to see a different version subaru not from those if routes of canon novel series,and I really like arukoru's characterization and identity, but it's a shame that he's barely mentioned and discussed in either Japanese or Western fanbase.

ANON IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED BC FROM WHAT IVE SEEN OF LOST OF MEMORIES IM QUITE FOND OF IT (though i dont know everything oops T^T) AND ALSO IM QUITE FOND OF ARUKORU/ALCOR. ALMOST NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HIM SO I KIND OF HALF THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNEW ABOUT HIM ALJSFLJS

but yes. i sadly have not played lost in memories and i have not watched Every Second of it unfortunately hah but!!! the branching paths it has are very interesting <3 and alcor is definitely very interesting to me, even though i dont know every detail on him. and okay for anyone seeing this and doesnt know who alcor is, you can have a picture of him:

look at him with his thigh highs and galaxy sword fr............. what a guy.....

i think like a year or two ago i actually made like a small drawing redesigning his mask just bc i didnt like it lajsdlfjd. i love the jagged purple "scar" in the mask and the black feathers and the piercing eye but it does not look very visually appealing to me. imo. so i think i redesigned it to be like a skeleton mask of a ground dragon (and yeah one of the eyes had that jagged scar still) to still incorporate the white + feathers? and also bc he seems to be using similar looking skeletons in this photo for reasons i dont know?? is that his power?? but anyway yeah. otherwise i think his design is kind of. a banger? just a bit HAH.

anyway so. yeah like what anon said - alcor's another version of subaru thats turned out this way bc hes from a failed timeline where he tried to fight and defeat petelgeuse and he died like. Way too much. but also alcor is like?? an "illusion" at the same time?? created by this purple haired elf lady?? who was in turn created by this green haired elf lady whos teamed up with subaru to help him recover his memories bc "lost in memories"?? okay if anyone knows the full story behind this please feel free to explain if youd like aljdflsjdf. but i think its interesting seeing - you know, another version of subaru appear in the "main story". like i think alcor is kind of similar to amnesiabaru in this lense - iirc alcor seems to insist that hes the real one, but its kind of. tragic. bc hes kind of not the real one at the same time, if he really is an "illusion"?????? but also he IS another version of subaru, one that grew cold and empty and jaded. hes so Tired, i just kind of. pity him.

i considered using him for a fic once aljdsfljs along with using some other slightly more obscure / underrated versions of subaru (such as aganau subaru yeah) but that fic never got off the ground iirc but yeah. i think hes interesting and definitely another way to explore like. a version of subaru that has a complicated relationship with subaru. like not just HIMSELF, but you know - MAINBARU. its interesting, i think, that hes defensive. that he seems to have this chip in his shoulder. and hes definitely rough at the edges bc his whole design shows that - not just in like an edgelord way bc of all the black and purple lajsdlfj (and even then its a fun contrast to his normal black/white/yellow color scheme) but theres the bandage on his arm, the mask, the name change (alcor), the when he takes off the mask, theres dark circles under his eyes. dude is tired and i think hes distant from himself too bc hes, well. Alcor now - not entirely subaru.

and also yeah he died a shit ton of times to petelgeuse.... poor dude. needless to say i am a big fan of all versions of subaru and his many flavors of Identity Issues.

Live Mindful of Death (死を意識して生きる Shi o ishiki shite ikiru): Live Mindful Of Death is a second Authority which allows Alcor to recreate or force changes in the timeline after his death if it does not end how he wants it to end. He can alter events or prevent possible situations which can completely change the timeline to his liking. This even works on realms where time is non-existent. The change during a reset are strong enough to bring back the world after it's destruction and revive or recover anyone no matter their condition.

Memories: For some unknown reason, anyone who has some intense bond or connection with Alcor will slightly remember past iterations of the timeline before it is reset, similar to Deja Vu. Though knowledge is limited, it can help them predict future events which is extremely useful to any allies of Alcor as they can predict what will happen next, unless the timeline was changed far different from it's previous incarnation. It can also be used in a fight to throw of his opponent by using an attack they didn't predict or fighting in a way he hadn't done before.

Penalties: The butterfly effect of Alcor's reset is completely out of his control. This means that any changes Alcor's Authority produces can be manipulated, what happens beyond said time is completely unknown. Future events could happen entirely differently after he changes the timeline and nothing like his prediction. He would have to use the ability again if he wished to change the timeline to his preference.

^^^ ALSO REZERO WIKI SAID THAT ALCOR HAS THIS ABILITY??? IS THIS REAL??? THATS KIND OF. TERRIFYINGLY INTERESTING?? LIKE THIS KIND OF POWER IS INSANE GODDAMN.... CAN YOU IMAGINE THE BUTTERFLY EFFECTS THIS WOULD HAVE....?????

#rezero #natsuki subaru #alcor #yeah ig ill tag alcor #ask #ok but if alcor really does have that ability thats literally fucking insane. LITERALLY INSANE. what the hell. im so morbidly curious now #but also im surprised thats not discussed more??? if it really is a thing in the game??? thats wild

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chaoscriess · 2 years

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Can you please write some maddy Perez x fem reader please! If you’re comfortable with it !

of course I can!!!

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒! kissing, makeout sessions, sexual references, talking about sex

𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒! hell yeah I love this, it's a lyric fic!!!! based on the song Body Like A Back Road by Sam Hunt. on mobile, format might be weird. lowercase intended, unedited, double periods intended. no paragraphs in this, I dont like to add them to lyric fics. reader has braids in the first part? but it's just to match up with the song

maddy perez x fem!reader

"got a girl from the southside, got braids in her hair."

maddy was so lucky.

𝘴𝘩𝘦 got you, of all people

you were perfect.

you, with your perfect braids in your perfect hair and your perfect fucking eyes and your perfect fucking lips- okay I'm getting off track

if someone told her that her life was actually a dream, and she was asleep, she would believe them.

you were just that damn perfect.

"first time I seen her walk by, man i about fell up out my chair"

maddy met you on the southside of town, at the park near your house.

she was there with nate, sitting side-by-side on the swings but ignoring eachother. they had just gotten into a fight, but didnt want to leave him. she thought he was the love of her life.

and then she saw you

roller skating down the concrete path in the park with the sisters you were babysitting

she swears to god she almost fell off the swing when she made eye contact with you

"had to get her number, took me like 6 weeks"

maddy spent 5 weeks and 6 days trying to get your number.

talking to your friends was ruining her reputation a little too much, so she went to social media after she got your name

it sounds a little pitiful, but she was desperate

you searched your name on every social media platform she knew of

finally, she found you

after hours of scrolling through your photos, she found a picture of your class schedule that you posted at the beginning of the year.

and she found out that she actually had a couple classes with you

"now me and her go way back, like Cadillac seats"

after she finally talked to you, she convinced you to hang out with her

and she even got you to join the cheer squad

pretty soon, you two became best friends, but both of you knew that you liked each other.

well, maybe you loved each other.

after months of knowing you, she finally kissed you

and that was the start of an amazing relationship

"Body like a back road, Drivin' with my eyes closed. I know every curve like the back of my hand"

maddy knew everything about you and your body

you were perfect.

sure, she's said that before

but she really means it

like, she pictures you when she thinks of the word 'Goddess'

she knows exactly how to make you and your body happy

she'd do anything to make you happy

"Doin' 15 in a 30, I ain't in no hurry. I'ma take it slow just as fast as I can"

despite how quickly it seems you two got together, it actually went pretty slow

you were the first person maddy 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 wanted to spend time with, to take things slow with.

not because she didnt know how she felt, but because she wanted to savor every second she spent with you

she wanted to be with you forever, but she felt that forever isnt enough.

forever will never be enough.

"The way she fit in them blue jeans, She don't need no belt. But I can turn 'em inside out, I don't need no help"

god, the way your ass looked in those jeans was just perfect

she could cum just looking at you in them

or in anything, really

she's taken them off of you so many times that she can do it with her eyes closed and one-handed.

she loves the way you look.

"We're out here in the boondocks, With the breeze and the birds. Tangled up in the tall grass with my lips on hers."

ending this on a sweet note

she loves going out to the country with you

surrounded by nothing but fields and trees

sure, she loves the city

like, a lot

but she loves being alone with you even more

in the city, someone is bound to interrupt you.

she wants you to herself, and the best way to get that is to escape, run away.

so you do

every few weeks, you travel past the city limit and down the back roads to your spot.

nobody ever interrupted you, it was perfect.

everything was perfect.

#maddy perez #maddy perez fic #euphoria x reader #maddy x reader #maddy perez x reader #chaos' army #chaos calling!

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2, 3, 12 and 22 for Mika and Natsume please?

Only if you're up for it. I know you're dealing with a lot of asks rn

worry not brother im enjoying myself, ill keep doing these as long as people wanna send em!!

2. favorite canon thing about this character?

mika - hes retained his street urchin vibes even after having been in valkyrie for so long. i really like this because it would be so boring for him to have taken on valkyries image full time and changed the way he presents himself when hes not on stage too .

natsume - ohhhh where do i even start . i love his personality , hes so unique and bizarre he genuinely feels like someone i would have been friends with in middle school .

3. least favorite canon thing about this character?

mika - its a lot better than in ! era but i wish hed take more agency over his thoughts when theyre challenged . hes very quick to agree with other people . hopefully hell get there someday

natsume - i really cant think of anything .... i guess i could stand to see him be a little more open and honest about what hes thinking a bit more often

12. whats a headcanon you have for this character?

mika - he likes playing flash dress up games !! (lets assume the devastation that was the 2020 flash shutdown didnt happen in enstars )

natsume - he knows html javascript and python and he makes little mobile games (he also knows objectiveC/swift but fuck ios and their stupid exclusive coding language)

22. if youre a fic reader, whats something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you dont like?

im not a fic reader so ill do this for visual art instead

mika - i like when people draw him w a little fang . ik he has this in canon but when ppl make it more obvious its really cute

natsume - i LOVE when hes drawn with slit pupils like a reptile , its so cool and really lends itself to the otherworldly air he has about him as well as suggests hes a little bit devious , which he is

edit: i forgot to mention something i dont like woops

mika - i dont like when people draw him scrawny. yeah sure hes a skinny little guy but cmon man hes had access to 3 round meals a day for years and with both niki and ibara in cospro and shu looking out for him theres no way hes getting away with eating anything less than that. and hes an idol . all that jumping around on stage has gotta count for something .

natsume - sometimes people make him tall ????? and its like ??? its not a crime but WHERE are you getting that from

#ask #anon #ask game

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You always meet twice Side story part 1

Alejandro/Rudy

CW: Good Old miscommunication, mention of implied sexual asulet

Rudy could not get the conversation of Ghost and Alejandro out of his head. What did Graves tell Alejandro that he had to ask Ghost if he was okey. It also didn't help to keep his crush at bay. He sits in his office doing paperwork or more he should do paperwork but the moment he is alone, all his brain cares about is the talk between Ghost and Alejandro for nearly a month now. What did Graves say, he must now but Alejandro always brushes it of and well Graves is dead. Its so frustrating why can't Alejandro not just talk to him. Also Alejandro is keeping him closer then usall too, his mobile phone ringing pulls him out if his head. Its Soap, he looks at the time its in the middel of the night in Britain. "Soap, what can I do for you?", Rudy asks when he picks up. "Take me in." Rudys eye brows rise up as he looks very confused at his closet office door. "Why?" "I send Ghost drunk sexted Ghost 20 times, I need to leave." Rudy needs some time to process what Soap just told him, before laughing in disbelieve. "Soap, I love you but I don't think I can hide you from Ghost." "Please." Rudy laughs a bit more because how the hell did you get do drunk you send Ghost 20 off these texts? "Soap, I know you're down bad, but how did you do this?", Rudy asks and just in that moment Alejandro walks past his office and stops. Rudy laughts while Soap explains what he did and what happened, shaking his head in disbelieve. "Did you get the picture?", Rudy asks and getting a no as answer. "To bad what did you want to send back?", Rudy asks nearly sliding of his chair from laughing. "To bad you never got to send yours back. I think it would be very convincing." "Rudy, he will kill me or let me die for that", Soap whines. "He won't, because that would mean a new member for the 141." "How do things work with Alejandro?", Soap asks to deflected from himself for a while. "They don't." "Still won't tell you?", Soap asks getting angry on Rudys behalf. "Nope." Rudy pops the p.

Alejandro knows that was he does is wrong, but how can he not. The problem is he only hears Rudys half of the conversation and his brains is filling in the blanks. He's not jumping to conclusions he is getting runover by them. Rudy and Soap right they are trying long distance dating right? Are they sending nudes to eachother? He need to find out, get Rudys phone. He won't must refer to Price not letting Soap change so the two would no longer live on diffenet continents right? What does he mean with they don't and what does he says nope too? His heart is beating so fast and loud he dont hear part of the call only tuning in the moment his name fall. "...Alejandro. Yes I swear Soap I won't tell him so he..." the blood rushing in his ears tune out the most critical information he needs to make sence of the call. He takes a deep breath and knocks on Rudys door, before entering. "I need to go back to work and don't worry to much Soap. We will talk in a few days", Rudy ends the call when he sees Alejandro walking in.

Rudy notices immediately that something is not right. "Everything okey, Ale?", he asks concerned. "Valeria", Alejandro lies getting a sympathic sile. "Wish she wasn't right about getting free after 24 hours", Rudy simply says defeated. He can see that Alejandro wants to ask about the call, but he promised to not tell so Alejandro tells Ghost. "Soap want to visted now that the base is repaired", he lies with a smile. Alejandro that's fine sound only empty and forced. "You really sure that only Valeria bothering you?" "I also have to much paperwork to do, stupid rebuild is a nightmare." Rudy sighs in agreement they haven't done anything but paperwork for months, didn't even left base. "You want to get away for the weekend?", Rudy asks they need a break.

Alejandro smile at this, perfect opportunity to get hands on Rudys phone and figure out what's going on with Soap. "I think we deserve that after doing nothing but paper work for weeks", he agrees to Rudy smiling. "Great looking forward to it", Rudy says and giving him finished paper work to look over. While walking back to his own office he thinks about texting Ghost. Who else would understand him? but then he would have to tell him about Soap and Rudy dating he can't do that. When he sits down his phone is ringing. "Coronel Vargas" "Its, Dr Garcia we got the DNA results back for the body in the tank. They don't match Commander Graves, the body is one of the missing police officers. Graves was never in the god damm think an gor away." Alejandro curses loudly what causes Rudy to rush in his office. "Thanks doctor", Alejandro says before ending the call. "Ale?", Rudy asks concerned and god he hates telling Rudy this, hoping what Graves told him dont matters because he's dead. "Graves was not in the tank." "I call Lawell", is all Rudy says before leaving again and it takes all of Alejandros self-control to not run after him. He will probably talk with his boyfriend over it, he don't need to check up in him anymore.

Rudy has Laswells number on speed dial and she picks up nearly immediately. "Rodolfo, how are you long time not heared", she greats him, way to causal. "Kate, Graves was not in the tank." "I heared the same rumors. Really a shame what Britnay did if they are false." "Did I call at a bad time?", Rudy asks her feeling guilty. "No, it's fine, I will call you back so we can probally catch up." With that the call is ending and he with whom was she in the same room that she could not talk freely. Graves was alive he and Soap risked their live for nothing. He wants to text Soap, but he cant the other has already more then enough problems on his plate. He walks back to Alejandros office, because he need to talk about it so badly. Alejandro is on the phone angry with the caller, oh great more problems just what they need. "Yes, I can be there in 45 minutes." with that the call ends and Rudy frowns. "Where are you going?", Rudy asks getting just a head shake. "Ale." "Its personal Rudy." Rudy frowns somemore whats that suposed to mean? "Okey, but I need to know where the comader of the base is of base for securety reasons." "Church." Something is up, Rudy knows it, Alejandro lost faith a few years ago. "I didnt knew you go to church again." Alejandro makes a dismissive hand movement. "How long will you be gone?" "3 hours." Rudy nots with that Alejandro stnads up to get ready for church. The need to follow him is big, its very obivous that Alejandro is hiding something. He has a very bad feeling about that, but he stays here incase of an emergency.

Alejandro sits in a dark row of the church, got this is so stupid. He should not meet with Valeria, but well he still does in the church of all places. She said she wants to talk about Graves and Las Almas and after the news that Graves is still alive? He got curios what she has to say. Somebody is sitting next to him he knows better then to look at her, they had these secret meantings before and he knows how they always go. "Got news or favurite gringo is still alive", she starts the conversation. "Of course you have people in the corroners office." "Heard the rumors for longer but now its confirmed." "Any idea where he is?" "want to hunt him down yourself, Vaquero?" Her tone is mocking and Alejandro feels anger bubeling up. He wants to say he cant leave Rudy alone with all the work, but he wants to, he wants to be awake from him for the first time in years. "Maybe." "For Rudy?" "For Las Almas." He hears the suprised gasp Valeria is making, hating it, knowing she will dig around about this. "Las Almas?" He trys to get the inofficel conversation back on track. "People are angry. At you, they figured out that the gringos are assosiated with the base in some way." Alejandro sighs at this of course more problems. "He wanted to make a of the book prision out of it." "Las Almas is a good place for that." "Because of you El Sin Nombre." "Coronel i thought we agree to no finger pointing." He presses his jaw together to not say anything stupid, because Valeria like him will have a knife on her. "Graves is allegedly in Europe at the moment." "Oh." "Hiding directly under the nose of your britisch friends. Jarbon and the one with the skullmask." "Ghost got rid of Roba, Rudy told me after they left for Chicago." "How did Rudy learned that?" "I dont know." "Hows Rudy, heared rumors he had a bad encounter with Graves." Alejandros heart rate picks up at this, Valeria knows, how. He was the only one Graves told that. "Rudy's fine. I think Graves made it up." "Did Rudy tell you that or do you just asume?" Alejandro stay silent and Valeria is hitting his shoulder. "You didnt ask him?" "I dont see why. Ghost said Rudy was fine when they grouped up." "He will hear about the rumors Alejandro, you should tell him, people are wispering and they are calling Rudy names." Alejandro clentches his fists at this his blood starting to boil. "What are they saying." Valeria stays silent. "Valeria c'mon." "Whore is the nicest thing they call him." He hears Valeria moving as she leaves the church. the words Graves said to him echoching in his head. "You know your second in command, hes making my men happy, making such nice sounds for them, enoying it even. Is he used to that treatment, because hes so willing."

#call of duty #rodolfo x alejandro #alejandro x rodolfo #alejandro vargas #rodolfo parra #valeria garza

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