#from my cold dead hands

[cumbercookie]

*I pull you in by your shirt and hold your face gently* Sherlock Holmes is Asexual and Autistic. *I whisper. I walk away with a confident strut. I have a slight limp. For some reason I’m missing a shoe.*

#bbc sherlock #john watson #sherlock #benedict cumberbatch #johnlock #mcu art #martin freeman #you can pull this #headcanon #from my cold dead hands

[horsechestnut]

Did I absolutely love Chalice of the Gods? Of course!

Will I be ignore some things that were mentioned in it in favor of headcanons I spent the last nine years developing? Also yes.

#tbh this is basically only about Annabeth apparently being naturally good at school #you can pry the idea that Annabeth hates school #and only does well because she's a perfectionist who has an intense complex and trauma around the idea of being a failure #from my cold dead hands #this is an Annabeth hates school truther blog #also the last thing Annabeth would have been paying attention to during Lost Hero/Son of Neptune is school #she would have basically ignored the entire second half of junior year #there's no way this girl has enough credit to just be coasting by #but if she did she would be all for it #This does not apply to college #She will thrive in college #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the chalice of the gods #chalice of the gods #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #Please share your nine years worth of Percy Jackson headcanons in the comments or tags! #I would love to see them

[nexility-sims]

no thoughts just julian w/ some hotties

#sb will have to pry the cotton candy lighting #from my cold dead hands #ch.julian

[tirsynni]

I've seen some people talk about the in-fic possibilities of Hyrule Warriors not being a canon game, but I remain fond of two thoughts:

1) that HW!Link isn't a "canon" Hero because he isn't a born Hero like most of the others or a self-created Hero like WW!Link but was a forced Hero because the Goddesses needed Cia to target the era with the only army which could defeat Cia's and needed bait to do it

and

2) that the war was born of a divine failure, of a Goddess-chosen sorceress being corrupted by their greatest enemy and the timelines being epically messed up due to it, leading to a divine mess and things being crossed and connected which never should have been.

#hyrule warriors #hw link #meta #random #alas #i am better at brainstorming #than actually writing #right now #woe #you can take the headcanon #hw link = divine bait #from my cold dead hands

[ice-and-starlight]

Today's 5AM thought:

Kingsley Tealeaf is nonbinary in the sense that if gender is a side-dish then he's too busy having adventures to sit down at the table and figure out if he likes it or not.

Mollymauk Tealeaf is nonbinary in the sense that if gender is a side-dish then he's the hedonist lounging about at the banquet eating a bit of everything on the table and a few things that weren't even supposed to be an option, too.

(Lucien is nonbinary in the sense that if gender is a side-dish, then he's the poor orphan whose comfort food isn't actually their favourite dish, but they eat it anyway because it's familiar.)

#critical role #mighty nein #tealeaf siblings #idek what's going on with the whole Molly/Kingsley thing these days #but you will pry the headcanon that they're different aspects of the same person #from my cold dead hands #and by aspects I do thoroughly mean in the Old Gods and Barbie kind of way #They are Fundamentally The Same #but each develops those similarities in such wildly different directions #as to be unique personalities #IDENTITY SHENANIGANS

[bookofhappyescapes]

My neurotypical friend just looked at my calendar and went ‘Book, you don’t need to specify what time you have breakfast, and have a shower - just set your wake up time and what time you need to leave the house’

And I’m just sat there going ‘ohoho, it is soooo obvious you have never experienced executive dysfunction’

#if I did that #I would wake up #and then #do nothing #until I had to leave #which really defeats the point #because I haven’t achieved #any of the things #I needed to #autistic things #autism #autistic #executive dysfunction #you can pry my calendar #from my cold dead hands

[25thhanabusa]

Happy Pride Month!

Day 8: Edvard Lumiere (Oxventure's Blades in the Dark)

Headcannon bi and trans.

So I actually like all ships with Edvard. He has just really great chemistry with everyone and also all the fantastic content of everyone here makes them all so enjoyable.

Also obligatory flowers explaination, Emilia flowers can mean passion and creativity. I dont know why I decided to do specific flowers for the Oxventure pride stuff, since I hate drawing flowers, but here I am.

#happy pride 🌈 #oxventure in the dark #edvard lumiere #trans #bisexual #oxventure #outsidexbox #outside xtra #pride month #30 day challenge #you can pry trans edvard #from my cold dead hands

[exysexualmoron]

every time i see a tweet about how dead tumblr is i am super relieved because I do not actually want those people to think tumblr is a place they might want to join

#you can take my broken features #from my cold dead hands #i am gatekeeping tumblr

[lxghtbound]

I GOT GOOD

#ooc #solar warlock cracked #actually considering becoming a warlock main #bc those grenades are so fun LMAO #LOOK AS MUCH AS I LOVE HUNTER #IF THEY BUFF DAYBREAK #I HAVE NO REASON NOT TO GO TO WARLOCK #the world needs more wellocks #and daybreak is my fav super below thundercrash and arcstrider #UNLESS ARC 3.0 IS CRACKED THEN NOTHING CAN PRY ARCSTRIDER #FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

[skygatecreations]

pops out of the void to screech about kinda sorta replaying rdr1 again and drowning in ALL OF THE FEELS.

About an npc gang. that R* probably didn’t want us to get attached to. But I did and there will never be any turning back.

#I'm having drawing urges but those are as shaky as ever particularly with the hellscape real life is rn #but yeah y'all still gonna have to pry the bollards and the idea they're as much if not more of a fam as John's gang ever was #from my cold dead hands

[barblaz-arts]

Ok last one for today. I just really wanted to draw Vaggie.

#hazbin hotel #chaggie #vaggie #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #my art #you can take haltertop!vaggie from my cold dead hands

[tirsynni]

Very Mild Spoilers Ahead...

So.

In continuation of my previous Legend of Zelda flailing, Skyward Sword game, its accompanying comic in Hyrule Historia (which I will cling to forever and ever), and TotK all provide conflicting stories for the origins of Hyrule. Fuck you, canon. I will find a way to meld you together in a form which is pleasing to me, and you will LIKE IT.

#loz #loz ss #totk #link in that comic was so pretty #you can take that #from my cold dead hands #and it fits so well #very nice narrative beginning #especially if you are like me #and headcanon his #loftwing #as pre-canon #pre-hooves #epona

[cogicrafter]

I don’t post anything ever but I saw someone talk about Alice saying “at least it’s not both legs” and headcannoning Sam as an amputee and I’d like to put in my two cents

#the magnus protocol #tma podcast #fanart #samama khalid #alice dyer #you can take amputee Sam from my cold dead hands

[yendts]

defeating gaea with the power of friendship

#they’re all so drawable #you’re gonna have to rip them from my cold dead hands #tell me how i whipped this up within 3 hours i thought this fish eye angle would give me nightmares but it was actually so fun and easy??? #im starting mark of athena this weekend i wish i could inhale these books #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #jason grace #leo valdez #valgrace #piper mclean #hazel levesque #frank zhang #hero’s of olympus #hoo #riodanverse #rick riordan

[ohsunnyboy]

the day i stop describing what's being said as 'low and rolling' i have been kidnapped and clearly not in the correct state of mind

#you can try and pry it #from my cold dead hands #i dare you #writing #sunny forecast: writing nights