#fuck what would the ship name even be

[phatkochi]

Fuck it, Milkplane Swap AU

(yes this applies to the rest of the characters too but I haven't planned anything for them yet😭)

#maybe the peachman twins with the sverchzt twins and angus with izaack and mr & mrs cappucin with mr & mrs stilnsky IDK #art #my art #fanart #digital art #tnmn #that's not my neighbor #thats not my neighbor #francis mosses #steven rudboys #milkplane #au #alternate universe #swap au #fuck what would the ship name even be #ShippingMail??? #also yes Francis has no eyebags in this au #steven on the other hand 👀

[aunmenosheteroenespanol]

2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

Tommy's family arc

#911 #911edit #911 abc #911 show #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #tommy kinard #evan buckley #evan 'buck' buckley #kinley #bucktommy #kinkley #tevan #pick a ship name you guys and thanks for picking tevan the most correct name #anyway analysis time! #looking back with Modern Knowledge tm about why tommy acts the way he does in the past... babygirl you were so closeted I'm so proud #babygirl was back there getting into narnia #he was so resistant to letting go of the pseudo-family he'd found at the 118 in chimney begins #even tho it was a good old boys club that he knew he really didn't fit into he was making himself fit because at least it was something #but then he let chimney in and then hen came around and he saw a very queer person being openly queer and not giving a fuck what they think #and I think his behavior in that episode was trying to support hen as much as he could without outing himself #because like. how do you give up years of relative safety with people who do care about you they just won't like you anymore if you're *you #then he meets buck in s7 which is like 10-20 years later timeline is fake and he's like oh. this is what unconditional family is #and he's like oh. maybe I can come back. maybe I can be part of this again somehow. maybe we've both grown enough #or at the very least he'll be close to something he never believed would really happen for him #rant over tevan my beloved tim minear pillow cold both sides god bless #my edits

[bennyyrabbit]

Can we talk abt how Max had a crush on Grace, and Grace just wanted to sleep with him?

He asks her very nicely if he can carry her books, y'know, very cute, sweet, innocent.

She immediately decides NO because that's totally the same thing as sex.

And then he takes it down the "You're a dirty girl" road.

Max also punches a guy because he makes a joke about Grace being an ugly nerdy prude.

And in Grace's fantasy, it's kind of important that they DON'T care about each other, they say it FIVE TIMES.

And Max PAUSED HIS RAMPAGE to have sex with Grace, and then, instead of going right back to his rampage, he. Asks her to cuddle???

She wanted a fuck, he wanted to go on a date and cuddle and hold her books for her, and, yeah, have sex with her.

#grace chasity #max jagerman #chaserman #what the hell is their ship name? #also if she wanted a casual fuck relationship #he would do it even if he wanted more #because he's basically obsessed with her #and will do anything for her #nerdy prudes must die

[mushiemellows]

These mf’s need a better name than Old Strawhat Polycule but I will present regardless

Franky and Robin need no introduction. She finds him interesting and a good dose of silly guy cures the depression like nothing else. If a man (35, blue hair, pronouns, naked, craftsman, surfer, local union representative) built me a fish tank and a library, I too could simply not resist. He thinks she’s the most gorgeous beautiful stunning intelligent funny wise woman in the entire world because she is.

Robin and Brook, likewise, ooooo the macabre appeal of the hanahone ship. She licks him in the way that archeologists lick rocks and bones to figure out if they are a rock or a bone and she thinks it’s a funny joke every time. He thinks she’s the most gorgeous beautiful stunning intelligent funny wise woman in the entire world because she is. When they go to the beach he buries himself halfway in the sand and she digs him back up and she thinks it’s sooooo funny every time.

Brook and Franky lay stoned on the deck noodling their guitars and they’re like when two rockstars kiss on stage. Brook stands there like an anatomical model when Franky’s gotta crack open the hood and points to stuff. They’ve got the same strand of “lived in isolation on an abandoned ship” disease but Brook’s just for it 9x as bad (50 years to Franky’s 4). Sometimes they make Franky run on Milk to see what it does (you DONT want to see Milk Franky)

Jinbei 👏 and 👏 Franky both love 👏 SUNNY!!!! They get her, and to understand Sunny is to Understand Franky and he stands there and he watches Jinbei drive his car like the master that he is and it makes him Feel Things. They listen to dad rock. They go surfing together. They go snorkeling together. They go fishing together. They go to 2pm Wednesday half priced movies together. They go bowling together. They share a shirt collection.

Robin and Jinbei free political prisoners!!! The thinks he’s handsome, she thinks he’s kind, she thinks he’s Just. She thinks he’s admirable. They organize protests, they attend community meetings, they figure out direct action. She’s kissing fish men and it’s making the papers for the revolutionary act that it is (and the papers can’t even comprehend when Franky Kisses Him). He thinks she’s the most gorgeous beautiful stunning intelligent funny wise woman in the entire world because she IS!

Brook And Jinbei used to Go to Chilis together but then chilis got rid of the 2 for 25 deal (because of inflation) so they’re a little mad about it and are taking direct action against the banks. And trying to find a new restaurant to go to. They’re considering getting into lawn bowling/bocce because bowling nights with everyone are getting too expensive (because inflation is too high! $75 for 4 people to bowl for an hour????? We can have bowling at home!!) but it’s not the same.

And then they all pile up when they sleep too because a cuddle pile ain’t just for the younger crew

#paradise polycule #that’s what I’ve settled on #Robin/franky/Brook/jinbei #to tag this would be a monstrosity #ms-all-Sunday I see why you have such a hard time tagging your posts now #uhhhhh #jinbrook #frobin #hanahone #do the rest even have ship names?????????????? #this is what happens when I have Margs #frook #jinbin #frinbei #i'm coining that last one fuck it

[doroinoue]

theyre like yaoi and yuri at the same time

#dorohedoro #drhdr #ドロヘドロ #dorohedoro chidaruma #chidaruma #dorohedoro hole #hole dorohedoro #what the fuck would the ship name even be #holeruma #lmfao #if there is a ship tag already i'll be so mad/j

[superbellsubways]

dont look at me

#IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE GRAAAA #sighhh #still dont know how to draw that thang #14-16 yr old me would hate me so bad #never make crackships as jokes it never turns out good (you will start unironically liking it a bit #commander tartar #octo shower #im putting this in the main tags fuckyuo #splatoon #gijinka #crack ship #What the fuck would you call this even #ill figure a name out idk #2 robots and a rubber duck polyamory

[hermannsprecursors]

Oh, now it seems You and me Are two leaves caught in the stream

Yeah Im really mad about the What If? season 2 finale and think that the writers would've been smarter to have had Stephen and Peggy learn from each other that their lives don't need to revolve around the lovers they've lost and that they can take control of the hopeless loneliness that seems to affect them in every universe, effectively choosing to remove it from their own stories.

I can't tell if I'm subconsciously shipping them or if I just think they have a lot to learn from each other but man, you know the source material is bad when Im shipping the non-canon straight ship

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#marvel #marvel mcu #marvel cinematic universe #marvels what if #what if season 2 #what if s2 #peggy carter #captain carter #stephen strange #doctor strange #doctor strange supreme #yo what would their ship name even be #im like creatively dead rn so idk actually #feige when i fucking get you feige #but not in a /pos way #i want him dead for the massacre he and the team committed on their characters #OOOOUGH it was so bad #rest of the season was p solid tho #cant wait to pirate the next one #commissions #commissions open

[piningprecussionist]

Soooo for the future AU with married Kim and Ramona, who do you think would take whose last name?? Or would they double barrel them?? Or not mess with their last names at all? Was literally lying awake thinking about this last night it means far too much to me

Oh man... much to consider...

Obviously, the funny/correct (/j) answer is they end up hyphenating it as Pine-Flowers.

But honestly like.. either of them taking the others name is also so cute? Kim Flowers, Ramona Pine.... they make me very 💞💞💞

(Flowers-Pine is also a fine order for the hyphenated take, and arguably more funny since Pine-Flowers is right there, but I think Pine-Flowers has better flow, ya know?)

Of course, this is taking at as a "legitimately married" au as I have taken you to posit here,, whenever I think about their future selves, personally, I've been thinking about it like "yeah Ramona's still married to Scott actually. This changes nothing for me" ahfduksfjdh

#like i see them still giving eachother rings and maybe calling eachother by their own respective last names while they go about whatever it+ #+is they're doing... #they cant file formally since ramona isn't divorced but it only gnaws at Kim sometimes because it's Scott Fucking Pilgrim- Ramona otherwise+ #+gives no indication that Kim has anything to worry about. and she doesn't! imo anyway #(idk so far as im concerned until bryan tells us what Future Kim is up to i am considering them Canon your honor shjfshjdhf and thats how + #+that works out in my mind considering canon statements made) #((plus is explains to me why even older scott would drag kim there for the final showdown...)) #spto #kim pine #ramona flowers #ship stuff #kimona #pineflowers #ramkim #kimram #kim x ramona #ramona x kim #thats all im doing maybe. we'll see if i decide to add more/longer ones #ooc #txt #cassmouse #tysvm for the ask! <3 i also lay awake thinking abt them... they are everything to me.... #((also i generally need to be thinking abt future kim for a Thing. sans pineflowers Tragically but For A Thinggg....)) #asks #(forgot that. whoops.)

[jesterlaughingstock]

For all their forbidden love tragic intensity I feel like if buffy and angel existed in a completely supernatural-free world they would date for two months max before the sex gets boring and break up through text

#laughing s og post #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy summers #angel #like apart from vampires and their intense hunger for each other.... they got absolutelu nothing goin on #like what would they even talk about??? all their canon conversations are about vampires #i mean i like them enough but #alr in s1 i felt like they got “together” and then “broke up” waaaaaay too fast #and that “vampire vs slayer” tension got old sooo fast #they never wouldve made it far as a couple irl #the ship name fucks severely tho. bangel. nice

[camellcat]

hey guys. whouffaldi. what the fuck

#no exclamation mark. no question mark. I need you to hear my voice. feel how deadpan this is #like what are we gonna start calling tenrose “wholfnant” or smth #LMAO ninerose could be wholfeston #or just wholf! xD #I mean it's so funny and technically I guess I get it... but why #why would you do this #it took me so long to figure out why the fuck it was called that #or what it even WAS #whouffle is bad-a-bloody enough #but whouffaldi? #somehow even more confusing #I genuinely do not know how to pronounce either of these #also think it's extra funny bc it seems so random who gets the weird fucked up ship names and who doesn't #just stick to twleveclara and elevenclara you psychos LOL #twelveclara #whouffaldi #doctor who #dear god hold on I forgot about... whatever the hell the master and doctor are called. I can't remember how to spell it at ALL. guys.

[askticcitobyshit]

Sooooo... Is this still a thing? https://www.tumblr.com/askticcitobyshit/157799455074/you-are-all-blocked?source=share 🤔🤔🤔

Toby/Chev/EJ OT3 confirmed and staying strong!!

No but for real, we're all besties now. Toby has been my best friend for years, but Jack was just recently upgraded to best friend status a few months ago! - Chev

There was alcohol induced talks of all three of us being possible FWB, but nothing ever came from it, and I think I'm the only one who remembers. - Toby

bloody vers. under the cut vvv

((im not sure what I want the context of this to be, but i'm imagining like: Toby kills someone on a mission, and Chev and Jack went halvsies on the body LMAO))

#I was gonna save this for munday but today is creepypasta day so im gonna post it early lol #mun #creepypasta #ticci toby #eyeless jack #chev #chevonne rojas #toby rogers #toby rogers fanart #eyeless jack fanart #jack nyras #creepypasta oc #blood #what would their ship name even be?? #bc toby and chev is wafflefries i remember that #fucked up mouth gang??? #also ignore that i change the length of the hatchet every time i draw it LMFAO #ticci toby fanart

[slayer-in-strive]

WHATEVER SALEM MEAT SWEATS JUMPSCARE

#WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD EVEN BE THEIR SHIP NAME IT WOULD BOTH SOUND CRAZY LIKE SALEM SWEATS OR MEAT SALEM LIKE HELLLL YEAH GAYS #Also their dynamic is sunshine x grumpy so obvious here #<3.Meat Sweats

[petrichormore]

*commercial announcer voice* From the island that brought you Foolish x Cucurucho now get ready for… BadBoyHalo x The Code!!!! it’s the new big thing that’s sweeping the nation get it while it’s hot!!

(standard shipping rates do apply)

(please contact your doctor if you start to develop any of the following symptoms: stomach pain, death, muffins, the ability to see ghosts, the ability to read binary, death again)

#and when i say shipping rates do apply I mean it #what would the ship name even be for this #context: bad has had the most interactions with the code out of any islander and second place isn’t even CLOSE #i think the count is currently at 20+ #bad has decided the explanation for this is that the code is madly in love with him and doesn’t know how to express it #and yknow what weirder things have happened so I can’t even say he’s wrong #qsmp #qsmp liveblog but late #q!badboyhalo #qsmp badboyhalo #the binary entity #the code monster #the binary code entity?? i don’t fucking know

[macabre-crab]

pov im showing you my new ""poly"" ship that is totally not like any of the other poly ships i have

#quotations around poly bc the way i ship these kinds of relationships are very complicated and not actually like a normal poly relationship #i dont even do it on purpose but i have so many fucking ships like this 😭 its a little insane #shipping #multishipping #multishipper #ot3 #persona 5 #akeshuharu #danganronpa #oh god what would their 'ship' name be uhhhh #komahinamiki #as in nagito hajime and mikan #i wont tag it bc im not sure yet but i stg this is about to happen for persona 3 too #bf and i need to keep playing to find out #technically doesnt fit the gendered letters but this is also the case for me with edelgard rhea and f!byleth LOL #into the microphone #my only normal healthy actual poly ship is amberpricefield theyll save me i know they will

[alisterix]

Now my question is. Does Cacophonix's reputation as the ultimate gaylord precede him. Does anyone outside of the village know him as Mr. Gay. Is he like Lil Nas X where gays all around the. Area. Look up to him as the gay icon that he is.

Thank you kindly, I LOVE getting asks from you cause they are a perfect excuse for me to draw Cacofonix, and if there's one thing in this fandom I love drawing as much as Gaylois, it's Cacofonix. Here's a little comic inspired by your question since I can't help myself:

I can easily imagine Cacofonix on a big trip, having fun and indulging all of the opportunities and glamour of city life, making friends (lovers? possibly? 😳) easily, courtesy of his charismatic and pleasant demeanor (at least as long as he doesn't try to sing). People obviously aren't fans of his musical talent, or rather a lack thereof, but whenever a stranger happens to recognize him and call him by name he tends to immediately jump to that conclusion and brag about it to his fellow village folks, who clearly aren't buying it, lmao. Admittedly, at the end of the day, being appreciated and recognized for being entertaining, pretty and gay rather than for your art is not the worst position to be in, so he does take it for what it is, though not without a healthy dose of fussing about constantly, no matter where he goes, being "strangely surrounded by people who don't seem to understand art".

Funny that you mention Lil Nas X cause I just made a playlist with my favourite bardcore covers in honor of Cacofonix the Ultimate Gaylord™ and Montero is the first song on it.

#asterix #cacofonix #cacophonix #assurancetourix #my art #the sweet homosexual tension of a man piercing your ears in exchange for a date #listen... this is a sfw blog so we won't be discussing Cacofonix's jolly good big city gay time in great detail #it does make me admittedly uncomfortable to think adult stuff about a childhood nostalgia comic... BUT #if I had to choose one character who fucks it would be Cacofonix #I could probably make up a whole story about Cacofonix and his mysterious Lutetian admirer but I have a Gaylois wedding to attend to #and by that I mean I'm gonna make Gaylois wedding fanart in response to an ask I got #lmfao the way Asterix gives him a rude awakening and Cacofonix throws shade at him in return is sending me #what does he know about charm??? I dunno man maybe ask Obelix since he's clearly happily married #they are both such gay disasters #they give me strong gay besties/mlm solidarity vibes #but also it's a great ship imo #I'm all ride or die for Gaylois but if you see my art of Asterix and Cacofonix as shippy I won't stop you #I will encourage you even #it's my second favourite Asterix ship and I'm planning to draw some cute stuff with them every now and then #I wonder if they have a ship name #asterfonix? #I like that #anyway Cacofonix with piercings am I right 😳😳😳

[poolsidepanic]

#nancy wheeler #heather holloway #robin buckley #chrissy x heather x robin x nancy #what would the ship name for them even be??? #bucklewaycheernance #fuck it thatll do #edits 🌸✨ #poly ships 💅