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fella-lovin-fella · 1 year
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IM A YEAR ON TESTOSTERONE
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bi-honor · 2 years
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Since like week 3 of her premiership, I’ve been meaning to make this joking post about Liz Truss, but I kept putting it off. I had a funny punchline ready and I figured her run is going to continue being a shitshow so it will only be funnier later.
And now she has gone and ruined it.... Typical
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d10moda · 2 years
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usually i’d spend a while editing the shit out of these (mostly just for fun) but they turned out too #purty #naturally & i’ll just #fuckemup ..my #vantagepoint // #pov was #lucky or something ..plus @sunflowerphilly // 5th st #philly just knows how to throw a nice #party // event @nickethad (at Sunflower Philly) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfnZJfdj57b/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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bilbobagginsomebabez · 9 months
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well I look like I belong on a farm because I do
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charlottan · 1 year
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i hope theres lots of fanart of the Luggage i really love the Luggage's special flavor of vengeance and fuckemup
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zuble · 4 months
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perhaps i am just ignorant but how in the hell do coffee beans come in different flavors? you go to the store to buy coffee grounds and suddenly have to choose between Donut Shop and Breakfast Blend and Mojo Maker and Fuckemup Funtimes and Brain Blaster Sippy Juice like aren’t they all just. beans? are coffee beans not all the same?
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kid-sid · 1 year
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build the FuckEmUp truck with me
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ellzilla · 2 years
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I think EVERYBODY would be on Wills side bro. who this Stinky corps man think he is having supporters? 😭 like I dont think mine would really care who wins but he would be cheering "FUCKEMUP!FUCKEMUP!FUCKEMUP!" Hes cheering for the violence. He doesn't know why they got beef but he loves to see.
Isaac ain't even got other Isaacs on his side LMAO the idea of this fight slowly gaining a crowd and people cheering for Will's killing me
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malocclusive · 1 year
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TW: Death, etc, the whole shebang I guess
Found out on Thanksgiving that my mom's most recent slew of health issues are from her MS letting JC virus really fuck her over. They haven't gotten any formal results yet, but it's possible that it'll branch off again into progressive multifocal leukoencephalopathy which is a white matter fuckemup disease in the brain.
"PML can cause death as soon as a month after someone gets sick if they don't get treatment, but some people may live up to a year or rarely two."
She's always had MS, so all of this is just new flavors of "how can your myelin sheaths get more whack", just getting more severe.
Not sure what to think about all this, though. We don't have a good relationship, she's a narcissist, and every visit home reminds me of why I avoid it, or try to find a time she'll be sleeping so I can finally talk to my Gramma without my mom interrupting us to tell the repeated minutia of things like how the lottery rewards point prizes have changed. She's never been successful in therapy and is an agoraphobic, so that doesn't help, and it's impossible to actually have a conversation with her.
I feel I'm more preparing to mourn the idea of losing a mother, since I was always a coparent, or cared for her most of the time.
I've got a few months, hopefully, so maybe I can get a therapist before things hit the fan.
The whole thing has me just like
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babyawacs · 7 months
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these disgusting fucktup daytime applicationbullshit the o n l y way their toddlers canmake aliving i s how these monsters exploit themfuckthirheads leech own and trick exploit them for a fractionof the valu e generated and theworstis the systemtweak to howthe toddlersmust be forced intothat or else : that or else abrasivelly efforted inmycase allalong as if im their dumpster member it angersme that ihave to apply for crapjobs idont want inthis and pander whi le itis disgusting and disbelief how they fake they d r e a m t o f their dreamjob while tothese monster s it works that way out to fuckemup and leechem thatthey can finance hooker toddler tv ad s overjoyed ho oker toddlers that are outoftheirminds they got their hooker toddler job s g erman sgermany who averts access to my fortune this very day all court demaded
these disgusting fucktup daytime applicationbullshit the o n l y way their toddlers canmake aliving is how these monsters exploit themfuckthirheads leech own and trick exploit them for a fractionof the value generated and theworstis the systemtweak to howthe toddlersmust be forced intothat or else : that or else abrasivelly efforted inmycase allalong as if im their dumpster…
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wandrngrigori · 5 years
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Some days are just really bad.   It’s not the days that I don’t want to do anything or feel bothered to go out. Those days are almost good days nowadays... It’s the days I just want to die.  Not the kill myself die... Because I am not the type to do that. Nope, I’d rather go out and find the real asshole types of the world... and just start fucking them up... all Batman vigilante style like. What's that... you abuse women or children... come here fucker let’s talk. People who want to kill or harm others due to there race, religion, whatever... Fuck those people... Just start taking out assholes as long as I can until someone kills me.  The thing is I have the ability to do it. I can play in the field of evil & monsters, although others may think I can’t. Everyone is always saying how great my principles are, or how nice I am. That I’d never do such a thing.  Except I have had to do such things, And, I’ve been on borrowed time for some years now. I was almost killed a few times; sometimes you’re just lucky. I’ve been the shepherd who’s had to protect the flock, I’ve been the one who comes knocking on doors at night, I’ve dealt and danced with death and didn’t blink. I’m not the bogey man who attacks the innocent... but... I’m the bogey man you want under your bed or in your closet... to keep the other evil away. B.W.S.F
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crazybeautiful69 · 4 years
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💯Or I broke up with my wife?! 🤨 Duh fuq?! 🙄 Bitch please it don't even work like that! 😂🤣 🖕❤💋 #younasty #isaidwhatthefuckisaid #allfactsthough #igotproof #bitchplease✋ #youfunny #shiiit #youdontevenknow #oops🙊 #youdontevenknowit #bluntgang #didisaythat #yesbitch #andillsayitagain #fuckemup #shitpostingrus #hahah https://www.instagram.com/p/CAvyVwljzQ6f7akpWTceMmFRe6L--jM_PzLejo0/?igshid=1qmufmtixaz7a
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ga8t · 7 years
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#allureoftheseas #dayzero #fuckemup #🛳 #🚢. #letsgetit #⛴ #travel #livelaughlove (at Port Everglades Royal Caribbean Allure Of The Seas)
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cyberiandreams · 5 years
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Go Momma Go Momma Go Momma Go! Viva La Molotovz!!! #molotov #molotovmomma #mommamolotov #mommadivine #serpentine #serpent #goth #gothgrrl #gothgirls #grrl #witch #witchy #witchhouse #fuckem #bang #ink #inked #fuckemup #comix #sticker #stickersheet https://www.instagram.com/p/Bse2JMghr_M/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18ukupsnfw2ut
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picklesgrowontrees · 2 years
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I REALLY NEED TO GET THIS OUT OH MY LORDDDD
first off, thank you to the writers room people the new video was a banger! Also, Thomas’s acting is getting better and better every day
I am just barely holding off on screaming about everything into my pillow and I’m most likely going to hyperfixate on this for the next month but here are some things I need to point out from the Special:
Thomas, you lost an excellent opportunity to say “it sure feels like a dream….come true!” In your opening scene.
Our favorite boys with all of our favorite nicknames in their bios —🥺🥺🥺
Roman, are you okay? Your makeup be on fleek tho
Virgil = Rocket Raccoon x100
“My bestie, Patton” Janus omfg he’s your husband
THEY KNOW HIS NAME! LOGAN CALLED HIM JANUS!!!
Also, Logan—nice. So proud of you. I cant believe you learned a new word today
Janus is literally out-drama-geeking Roman. I never knew that was possible.
Excuse me what was that you said about eyeshadow? Janus is teasing Virgil about his purple glitter. Virgil reacts like a violent caveman
I’m…pretty….sure….that Remus…doesn’t, have his pants on backwards???? Maybe??? In any case👌 his bosom is emblazoned
‘Whose hand is that? Jesus’ —also, what. Thomas you should run
Janus you passive agressive bitch we all know you literally made that sandwich for Patton
LOGAN—calm down with the size of your glass man, I’m pretty sure that’s enough wine to kill a small child
Thomas you’re really killing me with the angst JUST LISTEN TO LITERAL LOGIC FOR 1 MINUTE
So Remus found the mindspace, huh? Alright y’all, time to throw every single fanfiction involving the creativitwins’ split kingdoms into the canon garbage can
#deviousgaming4life #gotem #secretlife
FUCKEMUP PISSY! I-I MEAN PRINCEY! YOUR SWORD JUST GOT A MANICURE THO
A-huh,A-huh, now say that again, but slower Virgil
I really can’t look at Virgil transforming into a puppet the same way again after those bloopers 💀
Seriously, guys.😤 Everyone who's here at my awesome party...🍾🎉 🤪this huge crowd of people that's definitely here right now...Somebody😠🤫 broke 😩my grandma's👵 vase✨✨🏺✨✨And that was the last thing she gave to me... before she died!!!! ☠️I swear 🔫😀to all things football ⚽️?🏈? AND/OR skateboarding... 🛹 …that I will find you….🪓🗡⚔️🔪😁Don't make me cry these incredibly manly 💪🏻🧔‍♂️tears! Anyone can speak up here 👀and be a part of this scene. 👀👀👀Especially those of us who aren't imagined🙂and... are actually here on the stage.🧨
The angst is packing in hard, TheatreMan.
Virgil you bastard😂😂 I demand a petition for Janus to have a solo number, and I would very much like to see the raw caught-in-4K footage of Janus dancing and hyping up Virgil for the lie song in the background
Remus you bastard😂😂
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*ahem* ✍️📝 “Scare-amore”? Amore as in Amour? Amour as in Love in Spanish? We can’t escape the prinxiety
I swear they all had to restrain Remus from saying something rated r about Nico
Don’t worry Virgil you’re not the only one. Thomas being straight is one of my sleep paralysis demons
So that’s why Janus wears a hat. How many fanarts are we gonna get of Janus with a hamster? Like, what do you say, 500? Thousand?
Virgil is a mood. Except mine is an endless script in my notes app. So classy
(Edit) Roman is not okay. And neither am I
Janus is still salty about the others’ wardrobe upgrades
Did no one else notice the way that Roman said virgil’s name? I swear the prinxiety
Virgil I think you want to set the type of goal Remus was going for…at the beginning of his idea anyways. Praise, man
So—let me get this gay. Patton wants to be married to Logan. I can feel the love tonight
Logan I do not blame you for your wine glass update, where can I get me one of those?
Also—Virgil is the cousin because Remus and Janus are the aunt and uncle so they are LITERALLY HIS PARENTS OMG
Janus I’m scared and terrified and afraid and terrified what more do you want
The Roman series. Is in fact; a Prinxiety Dungeons and dragons AU fanfiction. I could not be happier 
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exoploring · 2 years
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sO THE UNCLENDID FUCKEMUP
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