#fucking crazy cat

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

#wrenfea.article #theres a video in the article #her name is gaia and shes 8 months #shes part of the AZA breeding program #i now have a reason to visit utah #leetle baby gorl #black footed cat #conservation news #conservation #zoos #animals #also the highest successful kill percentage for big cats is like. 25% #so 60% is fucking crazy

[dizzybizz]

"looks like i win! take that!"

#bro these chapters have been a wild fucking ride omfg #also is this just gonna be a thing i do?? redraw a page from the new chapter???? #drawing kous staff made me wanna just #idk commit some violence in general #why is it so complicatedddd 😭😭 #toilet bound hanako kun #tbhk #jibaku shounen hanako kun #jshk #tbhk spoilers #jshk spoilers #also chapter 100!! thats crazy #mitsuba sousuke #minamoto kou #mitsukou #fanart #my art #guys do you think i put too much unrelated shit in the tags?? #anyways i found out that one of my cats is super scared of tape earlier- that was hilarious #my poor baby 💀💀💀

[bon-sides-sw]

Uni Au Character Refs

Love doing character sheets alright, and this is a visual ref to complement the Fanfic Series [Find it here]

#star wars #bons art #my art #luke skywalker #obi wan kenobi #cal kestis #anakin skywalker #bode akuna #quinlan vos #leia organa #leia skywalker #boba fett #jango fett #obikin #bodecal #spyscrapper #calbode #cat bd1 #bd is a cat #bd 1 #uni au #cal kestis is obi wan's son and i'll die on that hill #boba and cal are half brothers by jango's side #cal fucking hates jango tho #anakin is crazy for obiwan #omegaverse #eventually gets obiwan pregnant with the twins #space twins

[scarriestmarlowe]

KENSHI USING JOHNNY AS A SEEING EYE DOG…I AM ILL… I WILL NEVER BE NROMAL AGAIN

#johnny is so puppy coded #black cat x australian shepherd #im ill #im insane #im crAzy #kenshi takahashi #johnny cage #jenshi? #fuck whats their ship name #kencage #johnshi #jonshi #what is the fucking truth #jenshi

[thylacid]

draw sparkpelt

of course 🫡🫡🫡 I LOVE YOU SPARKPELT

#awesome rowan art #warrior cats #sparkpelt #is anyone like sick in the head abt her in tbc #is anyone else out there still thinking abt how her 'father' tried to kill her with dogs (the same way his dad killed people once) #im fucking crazy abt her

[tangledinink]

unemployment has been going great why do you ask

warrior cats x rottmnt

#violetblaze is fascinated with twolegs and their things and everyone else lowkey thinks hes crazy #“no i swear! i really think i could tame a monster! imagine the power we could wield!” #“uh huh sure violetblaze........... good luck with that....” #he and bluedrop are some of the best hunters/trackers in the clan #meanwhile redfire and orangepop are fucking terrors on the battlefield #jfc #rottmnt #rottmnt au #warrior cats #tmnt #tmnt 2018 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #theres demand for this right #right #totally #im not crazy #this isnt an insane thing for me to do

[graceofagodswrath]

Humans Are Feral

Alright, this my first post, and possibly a part one in a series of humans are feral story arcs. As well as being something that I constantly think about and wonder why no one talks about it. Maybe I just haven’t found the specific post.

Have we ever talked about how vicious humans can be? Especially in scenarios where something we care about it threatened? And I mean “bared teeth and snarling” type vicious. Beast mode activated. I’m talking about how we basically turn into animals in certain situations and rely solely on primal instinct.

Take mothers/fathers for example. You ever see a parent react to a situation in which their child was dancing with death? They will risk life and limb for that kid. My dad dove into a pool full speed after my two year old sister fell in the deep end. Clothes and all. Have you ever seen a woman after just giving birth and her mind is just straight hormones? And something happens that she perceives a threat? Someone picks up the newborn without consent, she jumps out of bed after a fucking cesarian to snatch the kid and full on snarl at them? Friend’s aunt did that shit. And don’t get me started on the super strength thing humans can do when someone is in danger and adrenaline kicks in. Then there are the people who will protect some random ass kid. A toddler or small kid with no parent around and suddenly something dangerous is about to happen? People will jump in parent or not.

Imagine:

It was a quiet day in the streets of Kuratz. The market paths usually bustling with people of races only had a small stream of customers bouncing from stall to stall. Tourists or natives of all sorts. Ky’lio, a young Avalanghar, watched from his mia’s stall, long ears swiveling this way and that to pick up on what conversations he could understand.

Then they caught his eye. The strangers you’d never see in such a place. Humans. What looked like a family unit. Ky’lio couldn’t help but lean forward to stare. He recognized the tallest as a male and the slightly shorter one a female, as he had watched some interactions between his mia and her human customers. But those humans were always soldiers or neighboring colonists. These humans were different.

There was a third party. Ky’lio had never seen a human child except for the few pictures shared from other humans. It was notoriously well-known that humans were extremely protective of their younglings, so few were seen away from human colonies. So the small, bouncing creature Ky’lio watched tug on the adult humans’ paws didn’t register as a baby human until he really stared and saw the round features.

It kept trying to dart away from its parents, but the adults held vice-like grips onto the little one’s paws. Until the stopped at a stall, Hadi Midas’s stall selling sweet fruits from the Dolor Jungles. The male let the little human go and the female took hold of the little one’s free paw. But the wild thing tugged and cried out, like a prisoner chained to a wall. It wailed and cried out in its native tongue, no doubt begging for release from its mia’s iron laws. The scene reminded Ky’lio of when he saw Kaloway serpent at a traveling exotic zoo. It too thrashed and screeched in its chains the same way the little human was. Then the female leaned down and whispered something to the child, making it go limp in her paws, hanging like a dead thing. The female only snorted and turned back towards her mate, who was speaking with Hadi Midas.

What happened next would always remain burned into Ky’lio’s memory. The little human twisted strangely and suddenly they yanked themselves from their Mia’s grip. It screeched triumphantly and dashed away. The female yelled and ran after it, but it was no use. The little human was fast and determined. As it ran down the street it neared the alleyway next to the Damik stall. Ky’lio felt the fur along his spine stand up. The alleyway was a known ambush site for younglings separated from their parents. A human child would be a great prize.

As the human youngling ran past the alleyway, a giant Oyiadin stepped out and grabbed the skinny, hairless arm. The little human screamed, a sound that had every fear feeling surging through Ky’lio’s body. Others in the street turned and stared, but none dared do anything. Oyiadins had a reputation for smuggling and trafficking, their muscular stature, claws and jaws full of sharp fangs scared away any possible help. It wasn’t the first time Ky’lio witnessed a kidnapping and helplessly watched as the kidnapped youngling’s parents shrieked in despair and fear, never daring to fight such beasts. So they would lose their child.

But these were humans. And humans were known for strange, impossible feats. That fact still did not prepare the young Avalanghar to witness the female human slam into the giant Oyiadin, tackling the muscular biped to the ground. The male human swooped in and snatched the small human, now crying and clinging to its parent. The female stood atop the giant, snarling like a wild fangher. Her lips were pulled back to reveal small, white teeth that were nowhere near as intimidating as the Oyiadin’s, yet the expression was somehow more fearsome. She growled something in her native tongue, standing menacingly over the Oyiadin that hadn’t tried to stand up. It’s ugly face was strangely empty of menace, it’s six eyes wide and staring at the human it easily dwarfed. Yet the female held no fear, spitting and snarling, her body tensed for a fight. But the Oyiadin offered no challenge. She spat something in her language once more, then turned and walked to her mate and youngling.

“That is why you must not provoke humans.” Ky’lio jumped, turning to see his mia behind him and watching everything. She looked down at him. “They are dangerous and unpredictable. Especially when they’re protective.” She looked up to watch the trio of humans pass by. “Never underestimate their willingness to fight for their own.”

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Kids are one thing. Then there are pets. I have personally felt the willingness to kill if anyone threatened my dog or cat. That pack bonding stuff is no joke. No, I don’t care if you hear me call my cat a fat, no-rent-paying bastard, he’s my fat no-rent-paying bastard. And I won’t just die for him. I will kill you and cut you up in pieces and summon satan to dine with me on them for that fat bastard.

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Imagine:

Galar was a puvarra, and deserved xis comeuppance. But the crew never expected for their human crew mate to be the one to do it.

Oakley was a good crew mate and most of the team had high opinions of him. He did his work, turned in reports on time, socialized and was overall very kind. The crew was grateful that the human was one that presented the better side of his species. However some were not fond of humans. Galar, the Yunagi from the helix system 1-4b, was one of this opinion. Xe was unabashedly cruel to many on the crew, and only got away with it because xe often blackmailed xis victims to not report to the captain. It was irritating how xe knew certain things. But xe’d finally gone too far.

Oakley had a pet aboard the ship. The creature humans called a cat, a furry thing on four legs that was a master at contortion. While the crew had been hesitant about the creature at first, hearing stories about Terran animals, many grew to like it. Oakley’s cat was named Jambo, a black and white pattern on its fur and a long, skinny tail. It would rub against their legs or jump upon counters to watch them at work. Sometimes it would doze off near them. Only Oakley and Jabari, Oakley’s partner in work, had been selected as thrones for the creature to doze upon. Many on the crew came to feel honored when the creature would approach them and rub its cheek against an outstretched appendage, a sign Oakley had explained to be affection and a demand for “pets.” Jambo got many pets.

Then one day, as the crew drew together in the dining area for a meal, Galar chose his hill to die on. Jambo had approached the tables, padding towards Oakley, but stopping as some crew began making chirping and clicking sounds, trying to intice Jambo toward them for pets. Then Galar walked by, the blue finned Yunagi’s eyes landing on Jambo. And before any could do anything, xe pulled back a long leg and kicked the black and white cat. Jambo let out a loud screech.

Then Galar was flying back and Oakley was screaming in his native language. He wailed on Galar, his fist connecting every time. At one point he tried to choke xim. Several crew jumped upon them, pulling the human way from the Yunagi, but the damage was done. Purple bruises were already evident upon the Yunagi’s blue-green hide, scratches and crescent shaped marks on xis neck were leaking dark blue blood. Nothing serious, but enough to rattle everyone.

Oakley didn’t bother staying to explain to the captain. He immediately left to find his cat, as did some of the others. Many could care less if Galar was injured, because the stupid puvarra deserved it. They worried for Jambo. The cat was later found and inspected. Luckily for Jambo, he had some light bruising. Very lucky. Oakley even cried, the clear wetness on his face a strange sight for many.

When asked by the captain why he attacked Galar, Oakley point-blank said it was because he kicked Jambo. And anyone who dared hurt his cat was going to get hurt themselves. He said it so casually the captain blinked several times. While humans were known for their protectiveness of packmates, this aggression was unexpected. They went on to scold Oakley and told him that they would have to write this on his personal report for future jobs. Oakley only nodded, still unswayed. The captain sighed and dismissed him. They knew they probably should have done more for such heinous action. But unbeknownst to others, the captain was also fond of Jambo. They were the only other person Jambo chose to nap on.

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This was written really fast, so I apologize if the writing is a little scrunched and there are mistakes. It physically hurt to write about a cat getting kicked, I wanted to vomit. Ugh. I wanted to go off on a tangent about humans taking on giant beasts for their kids because wouldn’t we? I personally don’t like kids, but I admit that I’d fight a bear for that one-year old that smiled at me in a Walmart checkout line, then offered me her animal cracker. I mean, wtf. I’ll save that for the next post tho.

#humans are space orcs #humans are space australians #humans are deathworlders #humans are insane #humans are crazy #humans are weird #humans are terrifying #humans are fucking feral if you fuck with a cat #I’m serious I would kill for my cat and I have considered it several times #humans are feral series

[harriertail]

actually realising how bullshit the 'nightpelt didnt get his lives because brokenstar was still alive' decision was. i initially assumed it was not a choice by StarClan, as Brokenstar was still leader even in exile, but with further books having the 'alive but chose to leave Pinestar' let Sunstar get 8 lives, and recently alive Bramblestar 'step down' and let Squirrelstar presumeably get her lives, it becomes a choice that StarClan made- and a fucking stupid one.

#this is all about the fucking retcons and stuff just. make a fuckng series bible and stick to it #warrior cats #and it would be more interesting for leadership to be permanent or the alive leader stepping down meaning the new leader doesnt have any li #becos its like. starclans blessing cant be revoked. leadership is a gift and burden. #and for brokenstar to be in EXILE and starclan choose to not give nightstar leadership??? are you crazy???

[thetopichot]

My roman empire is the fact that Auron legit KILLED Derek by fucking BEATING the absolute SHIT outta him then straight NAILED THAT MOFO ON THE DESK & then straight up went on a date afterwards & had the most heartwarming moment ever with Rook. I know that's not much, but I think about that shit at LEAST once a month.

#the cat speaks #yuurivoice #yuurivoice auron #damn this bitch has been doing so many side stories in the same fucking day #that some yakuza 0 type shit #also im still working on the fluff alphabet & im sorry its taking so long #shit has been happening to me like CRAZY #but i can tell ya one thing! #im almost done with alphonse #i have trouble writing characters that i dont talk on a daily basis 😭 im lazy & autistic #he is my roman empire #lol

[saturnniidae]

God Hiccup would be such an annoying cat owner. Buys fucking like not even gourmet cat food, he gets real fish (only the best for Toothless). He's constantly sending you pictures of his stupid cat Astrid receives a minimum of 7 pictures of Toothless that look almost exactly the same daily. There's more framed photos in the house of that cat than the people that live there. 0 pictures of Hiccup on any of his socials all of it is Toothless. Can't take Hiccup anywhere bc the cat has to come too (so many plans have been canceled bc the meet up spot isn't animal friendly). He takes his stupid cat everywhere has one of those goddamn backpacks and it's leash trained too. See him in a hardware store, ask him what he's buying and he goes "oh I'm building a new tree for my cat." and he has like an ungodly amount of wood beams and twine in the cart. You just know that cat is so fucking spoiled.

#astrid points out hes no better than annoying parents constantly showing pictures of their babies to ppl who dont gaf and he denies it #hes in denial #he also talks to toothless he looks fucking crazy to other ppl bc hes having like whole conversations w that cat #he argues with it #httyd modern au #httyd #hiccup and toothless #hiccup haddock #hiccstrid #toothless #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #httyd headcanon #cat toothless #moth.txt

[electricfied-wolf]

Ppl don't give starlight express enough credit for how beautifully unhinged it is. An older draft of a song kills two major characters. Another implied the existence of the main character's legit father (they are trains) and also that he was once like?? A water pump? Not to mention workshop Electra’s design. I love u Starlight Express.

#starlight express #stex #Stex is absolutely crazy but in the best way. Cats may have a proshot but we have whatever the fuck three heads is #I also enjoy how we're all suddenly talking about this song. Someone called it to our attention and we all went WHAT? COME AGAIN?

[t4t-dazai]

светлую весть разнесите пошире / с вырванным сердцем, холодный, как лёд / в золоте по обречённому миру / русский христос идёт! русский христос идёт!

#bsd dostoevsky #bsd fyodor #can i tag it as fyolai #fyolai #bsd gogol #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #neo's art #bsd fanart #id in alt text #eyestrian #i think #maybe #my cat tried to skin me alive today btw /hj #(he just doesnt understand his claws fucking hurt 💔) #(the scratches also itch like crazy bc im allergic 💔) #(neo the allergy sufferer........) #господа я заебался с подписью #я редко слушаю музыку на русском и для достогоголя чет хотелось подпись на русском #так что я час искал подходящую песню #не уверен что нашел но похуй уже XD #dostogogol #dostogol #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #nikolai gogol bsd

[fireis-catching]

Meowy Christmas 🎄

#pls excuse the sniffle mid video #mother nature decided it was going to be 60 degrees on Christmas day in OHIO and fucked my shit up #it was my job to annoy my family today #taking my true form as crazy cat lady #me #my face #selfie #merry christmas #happy holidays #personal

[krwzprtt]

Current Marble League 2023 Mood:

#fuck the savage speeders #all my homies hate the speeders #also very sad about Crazy Cat's Eye sudden downfall #marble league #marble league 2023 #jelle's marbe runs #the bumblebees

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

SPOP s1: adora realizes that she was raised in a toxic environment that causes harm to innocent civilians and child soldiers alike. she's making the right decision by leaving the horde and fighting against the evil dictator.

SPOP s5: haha nope, actually adora should have stayed in her abusive home and protected her cat girlfriend/sister, and let people get killed or whatever. she was evil and selfish for leaving the horde. plot twist: adora is the real villain haha fuck the war only sapphic romance matters

#respectfully what the fuck #like the entirety of save the cat is so victim blamey? #“you broke my heart” bitch no she didn't #she offered you a way out and you didnt take it #the show was legit trying to gaslight us #“you're crazy catra never did anything wrong #adora was the toxic one all along!!“ #like what were the show writers thinking?? #spop #spop critical #spop salt #anti catradora #spop discourse #spop criticism #she ra #anti catra

[turninthefrickenfrogsgay]

THE VOICES

THE VOICES MADE ME DO IT

#I am slowly going fucking crazy #cursed cat alastor #alastor art #alastor altruist #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor hartfelt #alastor hazbin art #hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin art #hazbin fandom #hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel season 1 #hotel hazbin