#glimmer incorrect quotes

[yourhighness6]

Shadow Weaver: I have raised Catra and Adora to be so strong

Glimmer: You fucked up some perfectly good lesbians is what you did. Look at them. They've got anxiety.

#glimmer would and should say fuck and I will stand by that #glimmer #Shadow weaver #catra #adora #catradora #spop #she ra #she ra and the princesses of power #incorrect qoute #spop incorrect quotes

[nightlocked-in]

“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked

#katnissexual #i’m joking btw #and i agree with yall #he says you’ve ruined all other women for me #yeah twink we know #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #thg #nightlocked-in #everlark #peeta mellark #hunger games headcanon #hunger games incorrect quotes #thg incorrect quotes #bisexual peeta #peeta what’s your sexuality? #idk #what do u mean u don’t know #i’ve never thought about it #well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls? #he thinks for a second…. girl #just one #katniss he says #i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later #peeta why don’t you look at me during sex? #huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha #katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love #so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her #so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him #and that never stops being a problem

[melusinealarice]

Somewhere in Panem with the victors the 74th year

Katniss climbing the tree

Gloss: Really Haymitch, this is the girl that got an 11 as a training score??

Cato falls

Haymitch: At least she got up the fuckin tree.

Cashmere: It’s fine someone else will get her.

None if the carriers climbing

Enobaria: You gotta be kidding me.

Johanna and Finnick join on the couch

Johanna: Even Finnick’s kids could climb a fucking tree,

Finnick hiding laughter

Brutus: At least our kids made it past the blood bath, can’t say the same for either of yours.

Johanna: I bet you wish they’d kept one of mine around right about now.

Gloss: its fine, she’s a sitting duck, they can just shoot her, its not like she can dodge it, or move.

Glimmer misses shot

Haymitch: Did that girl ever hit any target with her arrow? Because mine did.

Cashmere: We told her to grab a short distance weapon, she has no aim.

Enobaria: that’s embarrassing, for the careers. Cato will get her, he doesn’t miss.

Cato fires arrow and misses

Brutus: Oh my god, I can’t watch this, im getting second hand embarrassment.

Haymitch: Can none of your kids climb a tree???

Cashmere: I guess not.

Marvel throws spear and misses

Finnick: None of them can aim either, this is just sad

Peeta: lets wait her out, she has to come down at some point.

Haymitch laughing hysterically,

Some time later

Katniss starting to cut down tracker jackers

Gloss: Did all our kids seriously fall asleep,

Cashmere rubbing her temples: Yea, they did

Johanna: Who sleeps that heavily in the arena??? Shes making so much noise how are they not awake?

Enobaria: She’s gonna die from those jackers before that nest falls,

Nest falls and careers scatter

Brutus: I need another drink,

Glimmer dies

Johanna: HAH HOW DOES IT FEEL HAVING YOUR CAREER BE TAKEN OUT BY THE DISTRICT 12 GIRL!

Cashmere: no comment,

Some more time later

Katniss plots with rue to blow up food

Gloss: they aren’t gonna fall for that.

They fall for it

Haymitch: you were saying?

Enobaria: This year sucks

Katniss kills Marvel

Johanna (drunk) : HAH BOTH OF YOUR TRIBUTES TAKEN OUT BY THE 12 GIRL!

Gloss: Ok im leaving now.

Cashmere: yea i think im also gonna head out…

Johanna (drunk): LOOSERS HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Finnick: ok Jo, come on, that’s enough for you,

Takes her alcohol

Johanna: no fairrrr, you never take Haymitch’s alcohol

Haymitch: he knows not to mess with me

Finnick: Every time you get drunk, you end up in a fist fight, or breaking something, or both, Haymitch just passes out.

Johanna: OH WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT LETS FIGHT!

Finnick picks Jo up and carries her to the elevator as she continues screaming and fighting

Haymitch to Brutus and Enobaria: Haha, your tributes arent as cool as mineeee,

Brutus: at least our girl doesn’t look like she wants to vomit getting close to her supposed lover.

Finnick returns

Enobaria: that was fast?

Finnick: I locked her in her bathroom,

Haymitch: Didn’t she just break down the door last time?

Finnick: I handcuffed one of her hands to the pipes and the other to the door.

Elevator doors open revealing Johanna, drenched in water, still handcuffed to a pipe, and the door.

Finnick: I give up. *sits down*

Brutus: what the fuck is wrong with you.

Both Finnick and Jo simultaneously: A lot.

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[call-me-double-trouble]

Glimmer: What are you two doing? Bow and Double Trouble, causing a ruckus: Oh, just guy stuff, you wouldn't understand. Glimmer: *points at DT* You're not even a guy! DT: I can be whatever I want to be. *shapeshifts into a generic man* Hi, my name's Jeff. Catra: Bet you can't turn into a woman with big titties! Adora: And muscles! Catra: In a bikini! DT: *shifts back* Am I taking requests now? What the fuck is this?

#double trouble #spop double trouble #she ra double trouble #spop incorrect quotes #incorrect spop quotes #spop #adora #catra #glimmer #bow #spop bow #she ra bow #she ra #source: mine #mine

[capndragn94]

Glimmer: But don't you ever miss your old job?

Catra: Miss commanding regimented forces of destructive power? As we encircle the globe with our terrible iron fists of might? Crushing down all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us? Gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy, UNTIL AT LAST, I ALONE STAND, AS THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!

*gasps for breath*

Catra: Not at all. Don't miss it.

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #catra #glimmer #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: the grim adventures of billy and mandy

[catra-come-out]

Glimmer: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Catra: Only if you also don't ask why

Catra: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Glimmer:

Catra:

Glimmer: This one is fine

#spop #incorrect spop quotes #she ra and the princesses of power #spop incorrect quotes #incorrect she ra quotes #catra #spop catra #she ra incorrect quotes #she ra spop #glimmer spop #glitra

[overheard-at-twilights-castle]

Twilight: Wait a minute... you're in a relationship with Trixie?

Starlight: Yeah. Thoughts?

Twilight: And prayers.

#mlp #mlp fim #mlp incorrect quotes #my little pony #overheard at twilights castle #twilight sparkle #starlight glimmer #trixie lulamoon #startrix

[ladymiraclewings]

Starlight Glimmer: Hey, Applejack? Can I get some dating advice? Applejack: Just because I’m with Rainbow Dash doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

#my little pony #my little pony incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #starlight glimmer #starlight #applejack #rainbow dash #appledash #source: scatterpatter's incorrect quotes generator

[askclato]

Marvel: Cato doesn’t have any survival skills, his compulsive need to win has cancelled them out.

Glimmer: That can’t be true.

Marvel: Oh yeah? Hey Cato, race you to the bottom of the stairs.

Cato: [dives headfirst out the window]

#the hunger games #thg #thg incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #marvel sanford #cato hadley #glimmer belcourt

[incorrect-hunger-games-quotes]

Glimmer: I can't believe everything went according to plan for once!

Marvel: I didn't even know we had a plan!

Clove: that's probably why it worked.

#Not the other careers bullying Marvel 😭 #Marvel Sanford #Glimmer Belcourt #Clove Kentwell #Clato #Mimmer #Kelcourt #Mato #District 1 #District 2 #Panem #a new panem #thg incorrect quotes #the hunger games #mockingjay #hunger games #catching fire #suzanne collins #Johanna June ✨ #That's what I'm calling this month 🙏

[waterfire1848]

[ Everyone on a scavenger hunt. ]

Adora: Where the devil lies, you’ll find your prize.

Catra: I know where the devil lies.

[ Shadow Weaver’s grave. ]

Mermista: Wow. Did Bow put up a balloon arch for the game?

Catra: No, that was me. I like to come every week and install a fresh one.

#incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine #Adora #Catra #shadow weaver #mermista #glimmer #she ra #spop #catradora

[peppasjuicybaconass]

Catra: *waking up in the middle of the night barely awake or conscious to braid Melog's tail right outside her bedroom*

Glimmer: *walks past her and rewinds to comprehend what she had just witnessed*

Glimmer: What the hell are you doing?

Catra: *jolts awake and stares at her creation*

Catra: What the hell am I doing?

#adora #catradora #she ra #she ra and the princesses of power #she ra incorrect quotes #catra #shera #catra x adora #incorrect catradora quotes #incorrect she ra quotes #bow x glimmer #glimbow #glimmer #lgbtq

[capric0rnie]

part 5 of hunger games tweets!!!!!

#peeta mellark #everlark #katniss everdeen #the hunger games #peeniss #gale hawthorne #thg #thg incorrect quotes #coriolanus snow #president snow #president coin #cato hadley #glimmer

[call-me-double-trouble]

Bow: Glimmer, please stop teaching Frosta swears. Glimmer: I'm not! She already knew them! Bow: Oh, come on, I don't believe that. Frosta, what's the worst word you know? Frosta, grinning: CUNT! Double Trouble, looking up: Did someone call me?

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[capndragn94]

Micah: Catra, where's Glimmer?

Catra: Doing stuff.

Micah: Then where's Bow?

Catra: Trying to stop Glimmer from doing stuff.

Micah: So where is Adora?

Catra: Stopping Bow from stopping Glimmer from doing stuff.

Micah: If they are doing all that, why are you here and not with them?

Catra: Someone has to keep you distracted.

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #catra #micah #bow #glimmer #adora #king micah #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: star wars the clone wars

[catra-come-out]

Glimmer: Do you take constructive criticism?

Catra: I only take cash or credit.

#spop #incorrect spop quotes #she ra and the princesses of power #spop incorrect quotes #incorrect she ra quotes #catra #spop catra #glimmer spop #she ra incorrect quotes #she ra spop #glitra