#god bles WHAT THE FUCK

[chantryexplosion]

anders dragonage 🤝 gale bg3

my main goal is to blow up and act like i don’t know nobody ehdugeueheheheh

#whats with those fucking cat loving wizards #bg3 posting #bg3 spoilers #✨.txt #also i’m not far enough into the game to know if gale actually blows up or what pls don’t spoil anything god bles

[nightmanatee]

what's weird doctor? "hope you said "i miss you too" or that's gonna be weird" or "hope you said "i miss you too" or that's gonna be weird"?

#what's the weirdest thing to you doctor eh? #i'm not the 'the doctor KNEW about yaz's feelings' theory truther #but oh fuck oh FUCH #fucl #anyways #*sighs* #also sorry jodie whittaker i've tried to make a normal screenshot #thasmin #dw #13th doctor #like god bles this hologram doesn't change bc imagine yaz saying i love you and 13 is like: #well hope you said MISS you too or that's gonna be weird

[the-furies]

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[estebanbicon]

.

#i lay some tarot cards about silly season #alpine's said legal matters which finished me off #according to what i pulled for oscar he's fucked #este's card includes him getting hated for sth he has no responsibility for #and daniel's talks abt healing and calmer waters #so in short #alpine will sue oscar and win #daniel will move to alpine #i am free of alonso stans next season #god speed and god bles #rambles

[seilon]

idk where I expected shinee to be in the year of our lord 2022 but the combination of each of the members current activities is so amusingly strange to me like. kibum absolutely shredding a bunch of totally unique and aesthetically unmatched solos, jinki following and going all out on his own solo, taemin’s been totally off the grid for months, and minho’s just. playing golf

#kibumblabs #it’s. it’s something alright #i really hope taem’s doing okay though fr generally I’m fully in support of him taking as much time out of the spotlight as he wants for #mental health reasons or really any reasons cause after literally living half his life as a nonstop celebrity artist I think he deserves it #to say the least. but I really just wanna know if he’s doing alright seeing as he wasn’t doing well last time we heard anything about him #like from what it seems it was mentioned by sm that hes been having problems with depression and panic disorder and then he just kind of #disappeared;;; again I hope that’s a good thing and hes doing better away from the spotlight and all but… idk hearing that he doesn’t #talk to kibum much these days and doesn’t seem to really be interacting with much of anyone… idk at that point it sounds a bit iffy #i mean im talking as someone who has been depressed and isolating myself from everyone for months so. hey at least I have room to talk #anyway on the bright side. absolutely living for kibum just doing whatever the fuck he wants these days and going all out on his solos l #like he DESERVES. god bles #same with jinki of course but kibum is just. man he’s just out there living his best life covered in glitter and clad in high fashion and #we love that for him #shinee

[keungking]

i know stats shouldn't matter they aren't supposed to matter but writing fanfic and getting 720, 1972, 232, and 523 kudos respectively and a total of 360 original comments on all your past 4 fics and then you upload your first fic in 2 years and you get a grand total of five (5) kudos and two comments on a 22k work is something that can be so humbling

#well *i* liked it! #*i* thought it was good! #taking into account that it's the same account and for the same fandom #i've written 2 other fics the past 2 years that got like 45 and 5 kudos but they were on different accounts and for wayyy smaller fandoms #so i was honestly very happy with that turnout. especially since the 45 kudos one was kind of experimental... it's the one in my pinned her #i like it a lot tbh. i get that it might not be everyone's cup of tea it's a little bit weird but i like it and that's what matters god ble #sorry i'm a number obsessed freak but the difference is just hysterical to me. i look at my profile and i just. what happened here #5 kudos and 141 user subscribers #it's joever #kidding it's not joever i will keep writing #but i do not feel very compelled to continue that particular work tbh....... #but i probably will. one day. bc it's a fucking good fic #i know in my heart that i'm a good writer and the reception of my old works speaks for that too #but the lack of appreciation and interest in this one is a little bit discouraging i can't lie #keung talks #not sure what happened there honestly bc it's got only 138 hits too.... that's strange. bc it's a pretty big fandom #my other 4 works in that fandom have between 2000 and 50 000 hits #curious. i wonder what happened there

[aajjks]

Toxic. (m)

synopsis. You can do whatever but you just can’t leave him.

warnings. yändêrê bëhävïöür, tôxïc rêlätïönshïp, ünst*ble bëhävïöür, ünhëälthy rêlätïönshïp, pösessïvēnēss.

Viewer discretion is advised.

He knows that he’s too possessive.

His way of loving you isn’t healthy at all.

But it’s just how he is. You’ve made him like this. It’s all because of you, you’ve put him in a trance. You have him so obsessed.

And he knows that he’s too toxic, jealous and suffocating.

But you can’t leave him.

“Yn.. how long is this going to go on? You know you can’t leave me.” He sighs, you have your back turned on him. He sighs, he doesn’t know how to deal with you.

He has tried everything.

Even blackmailing you, it doesn’t work anymore.

“What is wrong with you?” Jungkook clicks his tongue. You have been like this for the past week hours since he and you had a pretty big fight, all because he didn’t want you to go out with your friends.

He wasn’t wrong about that. Clubbing with your friends at night that’s just an invitation for trouble. He knows how men think. He wants to protect you. That’s not a bad thing, right?

Even if he has some fucked up ways to protect you.

“Yn come on please. Stop it.” He whispers, sitting right beside you on the bed. You don’t even budge. It’s like his words are falling on deaf ears.

Jungkook scoots closer to you. He has to get you to start talking to him because he’s going insane. “listen you just need to understand that I want what’s best for you. And those friends of yours oh my God they are whores.”

He rolled his eyes. “and they want you to become one too.” He tells you, “because why else would keep on telling you to break up with me?”

when you don’t reply , he gently slaps you on the shoulder. “ I deserve better than this treatment.” oh, he is so frustrated. “look at me.” He tries to get you to look at him by trying to make your body shift in his direction

“DON’T TOUCH ME.” he almost flinches at your loud tone, you finally turn.

“honestly, I am so tired of you.” You spit at him. Your eyes glaring holes into his soul. But he doesn’t mind at all. If anything, he resists to smirk.

“ at least you’re looking at me now and even talking to me so I succeeded.” he shrugs, and takes his hands off of you.

“ listen to me OK I’m willing to apologize for my behavior, but you have to understand that you shouldn’t go out to clubs or places like that especially with your friends.” he Gives you his best puppy eyes.

But they don’t work on you, his old tricks don’t work on you.

“Please spare me this bullshit.” You roll your eyes at your toxic boyfriend. Jungkook look at you with wide eyes. “ OK stop cursing at me” he groans, he feels so offended right now.

“it’s because of your fucking friends that you’re doing this to me.” he’s starting to talk in pout. You look at him like he’s grown two heads

You look disgusted .

“it’s not because of my friends Jungkook! Oh my God it’s because of you you are overbearing and fucking possessive!” You raise your voice once again, your eyes are filled with anger.

“I am tired of this. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TOO INSECURE BECAUSE YOU DON’T TRUST ME.”

You are so angry at him, that you’ve started to use your hands to elaborate . “ how can I be with a man that doesn’t even trust me, and sabotages my social life, talks shit about my friends and locks me up in the fucking house?” You furrow your eyebrows together.

He just sits there and listens to you . He’s missed your voice so much it doesn’t even matter about what you’re saying he’s not even paying attention to whatever you’re talking about.

He’s just focused on the way your mouth moves and you make these stupid expressions. He’s missed you too much.

“scream at me all you want.” He smiles.

You immediately stop screaming at him. “Wow, you are unbelievable.” you’re shocked honestly.

How unstable can he be?

How can he not take this seriously? You two are on the words of breaking up. This is what he’s doing.

“you can’t leave me.” he has stopped smiling. his eyes have stopped sparkling.

Silence falls over you.

It’s like he’s read your mind.

“you know I won’t let you, so why would I mind you screaming at me that’s the least you can really do, I’m willing to tolerate this. But as long as you don’t leave me, even if you want to you know you can’t.”

“please continue your lecture.”

#jungkook smut #yandere bts #yandere jungkook #bts smut #yandere smut #yandere x reader #jungkook fic #jungkook ff #jungkook fanfiction #jungkook x you #jeongguk smut #bts yandere #jjk smut #jjk x you #yandere jjk #jungkook angst #yandere kpop #jeon jungkook #jeon jungkook x reader #jeon jungkook smut #yandere fic #jungkook fluff #jjk angst

[i-cant-sing]

Dad Toji:

True, it's just toddler you and him enjoying a pizza on your couch while watching yet another Disney movie as you tell him about how you broke one urn after the other at the Zenin house because you thought they were cookie jars until one of the servants shrieked and started crying as they begged you to go to your room.

Toji nodded, before giving you another slice of pizza. "That's good. And then Naoya dropped you off here?"

You shook your head. "No. I was gonna go to sleep but then Uncle Naoya's mom showed me pictures of you and I missed you so I walked here!" You said before taking a bite of your pizza, swinging your legs back and forth off the couch.

Toji internally awed at your little confession until-

"Wait. Y/n- you walked here? WALKED?" He asked concerned. Toji is shocked because his house isnt anywhere near the Zenin house. His house is in the center of the city, while Naoya lives in the mountains away from all the noise. So you walked for miles, trekked down those high hills all alone?! "You didn't inform anyone you were coming here?"

You slurped your soda from the hello kitty cup. "Nope! Missed you too much. And if I did, stupid uncle Naoya would've been all "NOOOO! You're too poor and dumb to understand how you need to live with me than Toji! He doesn't love you! He abandoned you! I'm your fathe- GUARDIAN! I know what's best for you! Stop trying to walk away-" He whines a lot."

"Well, I'm glad youre here. But maybe next time, itd be better if you could call me? Id come pick you up myself." Toji chuckled before ruffling your hair and you gave him a toothy grin.

"You're so cute. I love you, Y/n."

Yur eyes gleamed. "I love you too, dad!"

The sweet moment was interrupted by loud banging on the door.

"Y/N! OPEN THE DOOR! I KNOW YOURE IN THERE, YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Naoya yelled from outside.

You pouted but before you could go, Toji pulled you back and gave you his ipad and some hello kitty headphones. "I'll ask Naoya to let you stay the night, okay? You wear these and enjoy some music." Your face brightened as you began searching YouTube, Toji glad that he put it on kids mode so that you wouldn't ble to see his history of purchases on the black market.

As Naoya began banging his fists against the door like a mad man, Toji suddenly opened it and stepped out, closing the door behind him as Naoya gulped at the huge man who narrowed his eyes at him.

"T-Toji-"

"Naoya, what's this I'm hearing about you telling Y/n that I dont loved her? That i abandoned her? Because if memory serves me right, I remember you breaking into my house, killing her nanny and kidnapping my daughter while I was away." Toji grabbed him by the collar and pulled him close. "You begged me to let her stay with you, didn't you? And I told you that she can stay with you as long as you keep her safe and I get to meet her whenever I want. And so far, you've failed at both. She left the house, walked for miles here, all alone and god knows what could've happened to her. And then she tells me that you've been stopping her from meeting me? Hm? Do you want a fucking beating, Naoya?"

Baby shark blasted loud enough through your headphones for you to hear Naoya's shrill screams as Toji chased him with new cursed weapons he bought online that he'd wanted to test.

What better time than now?

#yandere toji fushiguro #yandere toji #yandere naoya zenin #yandere naoya #yandere jjk #yandere jujutsu kaisen #yandere platonic #platonic yanderes #platonic yandere

[mountainficss]

irresistible • jung wooyoung

ir·re·sist· I ·ble

/ˌi(r)rəˈzistəb(ə)l/

too attractive and tempting to be resisted.

WORD COUNT: 1396

SWITCH!Reader + SWITCH!Wooyoung

WARNINGS: orgasm denial, slight degradation, teasing, groping, hair pulling, biting, oral (m. receiving), marking, multiple orgasms, pet names/nicknames, overstimulation, dry humping

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He was driving you insane.

Just as you were about to regain focus on your surplus of work emails, your beloved boyfriend would appear behind you yet again, groping, caressing, feeling every inch of your skin from behind your desk chair. He had been teasing you all night, not letting you avert your attention from him for even a second. You tried your best to shoo him away to no avail. Your protests meant nothing to him, he found amusement in getting you worked up. "Wooyoung please, I really need to f-finish this work," you mumbled as he gathered your hair and moved it to one side, beginning to press wet kisses on the exposed part of your neck. "What's wrong, precious? Don't let me distract you," he purrs, sensually rubbing his hands up and down your arms. His touch gave you goosebumps, and he smirked knowing the effect he had on you. You felt your skin heating, slightly rubbing your thighs together for some relief. You felt your arousal pooling out of your entrance. "C'mon baby, keep working~" He teases. You could practically hear him grinning, reaching your hands to your keyboard to begin typing once again with shaking hands. His kisses were making your thoughts fuzzy, eyes almost rolling into the back of your head from the slight touch. He reached his hand around your chair to squish and rub your thigh, making you snap. You had had enough of his distractions, and you were determined to teach him a lesson. You stood up without warning, whipping around to face him and grabbing him by his shirt collar. "Jung Wooyoung, I'm sick of your teasing."

He looked at you with widened eyes as you spun him around and pushed him to sit in your chair. You straddled his lap and ran your fingers slowly through his hair, lips approaching his ear. "Now it's your turn." You whispered threateningly, nipping at the shell of his ear. He whimpered under you, finally getting the attention he wanted from you for hours. He snaked his hands around you to grip your waist. Before he could lay a finger on you, you smacked his hands away.

"No touching. You've done enough of that while I was supposed to be working, you little brat. Keep your hands down." You spoke sternly. He obeyed immediately, placing his hands on the arms of the chair. You scoffed at his sudden obedience, yanking his hair and sucking harshly on his neck. You quickly pulled his shirt over his head, exposing his toned chest. "God, you're such a brat sometimes, but I can't keep my hands off you. You're irresistible," you mumbled into his skin. You slowly circled your hips onto his boner, giving you both some relief. He whined loudly, trying not to buck his hips upward into your clothed core. Your chest was pressed against his, and you could feel his heart beating rapidly. "Please let me touch," he pleaded, his whiny voice music to your ears. You were finally giving him a taste of his own medicine. "I'll be good, I really need you! Wanna feel you..."

You ignored him, chuckling darkly at his pathetic pleads. You pressed your hips down with more force, grinding harder onto his half-clothed body and moaning quietly in his ear to provoke him further. "Baby, please," he cried. "I want you so bad. I've wanted you all day. Please don't tease anymore." You yanked his hair again, harder this time, bringing a moan from his lips.

"You should have fucking thought about that before you teased me first, precious." You seethed. His begging continued, your chest filling with pride knowing you could make him this needy.  You slid off his lap onto the floor, taking a moment to look up at him. He was a flushed mess, his forehead covered in beads of sweat, his lips slightly parted, chest rising and falling quickly in a poor attempt to catch his breath. His eyes met your own, giving you a look of pure lust. He looked ethereal.

Your hands reached up to teasingly play with the strings of his sweatpants, keeping his gaze and slowly untying the perfect knot. His breath hitched as you pulled them down along with his boxers, his dick springing free. You gave his tip light kitten licks, his hips bucking up at the sudden pleasure. He let out the lewdest moans you've ever heard, his face contorting in pleasure. A small pearl of precum leaked from his tip, making you giggle.

"Ah, baby, I've barely touched you and you're already cumming?" You taunted. He moaned loudly and flinched as you kissed his tip, a string of the sweet liquid connecting your lips and his length. You wrapped your hands around him, pumping him up and down painfully slowly. You then attached your lips, taking his head into your wet cavern. His legs began shaking violently, his filthy sounds reverberating around the room. His hands clenched into fists and unclenched over and over again, trying their best to stay in place like you had asked him. Your head bobbed up and down as your hands twisted around his dick, overwhelming Wooyoung with pleasure. "Please—f-fuck, I'm gonna cum," he whimpers as you feel his dick twitching in your mouth. At his words you removed your mouth, barely stroking him and denying his orgasm. He cried out in pain and pleasure, his head falling backward. "Fuck, please don't stop! I need you so bad, I need to cum," he wailed, his dick throbbing in your hands. "Your mouth...so warm..."

You smiled evilly. "You won't tease me anymore, will you precious?" You questioned, stopping your strokes and waiting for an answer.

"I won't, I won't I promise! Please, you feel so good around me! God, I need you..." He trails, rambling. Your hands continue to stroke him again, this time faster. "You're right, I am your god. Such a fucking slut." You degraded. He whimpered loudly, the degradation seeming to turn him on even more. You placed your hands on his knees, taking his entire length into your mouth and sucking harshly. The feeling of your warm mouth around his angry erection and the wet sounds of you sucking him off quickly brought him closer to his high. He writhed under you, the sight of you with his dick down your throat driving him completely insane. "Fuck, I'm close!" He warned, praying you would let him finish. You removed your mouth from him only to bring both of your hands to stroke him quickly, finally uttering the words he so desperately needed to hear. "Cum for me~"

Not even seconds after Wooyoung was given permission, he had released all over your hands and his abdomen with a loud groan, his hot seed painting his surroundings like a canvas. You continued stroking him as he let out sweet moans, helping him ride out his orgasm. After he had calmed down, you began licking up and down his semi-hard dick, overstimulating him. "Oh—God, fuck baby~!" He mewled as you licked the cum off of his length, his body shaking and hastily approaching another orgasm. You could hear his fingernails scratching at the arms of the chair, he was feeling so good because of you. You engulfed him once more as he throbbed in your mouth and released a second time from the overstimulation. He released high-pitched moans and cries as you swallowed his second load, removing your mouth with a pop. He slumped into the chair, breathing heavily as sweat trickled down his gorgeous face. You rose to sit on his lap again, gently cupping his face and planting a small kiss on his cheek. "I'm really sorry, Woo, was I too hard on you?" You questioned worriedly, feeling guilty. He let out a shaky laugh, arms wrapping around you and holding you close. "God, no. I felt so good because of you, please don't apologize," he breathed, chest still heaving. His body was slightly trembling from the two powerful orgasms you gave him. "I didn't expect you to dominate me like that," he admits, making your cheeks heat in embarrassment. "I liked it." He grinned, rubbing your back soothingly. You buried your face in the crook of his neck, cheeks heating up even more.

"But next time," he continued. "I'm taking control, baby."

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#ateez smut #wooyoung #jung wooyoung #ateez x reader #ateez fic #ateez wooyoung #ateez imagines #mountainficss

[contritecactite]

Radio Omens time!! Strap in for my subjective personal opinions made by one person about the full-cast radio adaptation of Good Omens.

We're gonna begin with: I am blowing kisses to the scripting/editing/production team. This thing is an impeccable adaptation. Im-pecc-a-ble. The voice talent is fantastic, the energy is stellar, the pacing is excellent, and the sheer amount of atmospheric info they managed to translate into radio-friendly format? Mwah mwah mwah. I think it's the kind of listening format that's not for everyone, but it is SO for me.

Time for some specific highlights! It was a long day so we're a little extra silly this time. It's also long and not in a reasonable order.

(Ok good my page cut is working this time.)

- Good GOD I forgot the primary voices were Like That. I shrieked (happily) as soon as Aziraphale's mouth opened. This is why I travel alone /hj

-- (Incidentally, I said "oh fuck holy shit I can't do this" when Crowley started talking, but I did it anyway *sighs in bisexual*)

- Hheeeennghsh the opening scene in Eden is. The way it's written successfully sets up who Aziraphale and Crowley are, who they're supposed to be to each other, and a hint at who they're going to be to each other later because they are SO delightfully snippy at one another in this scene. Aziraphale's "oh, it's you" and Crowley's "mmhm, yeah, well done on keeping demons away. Bravo" (heavily paraphrased) will be living rent-free in my head until I have time to write a fic about it.

- So, having Aziraphale do the early narration is an excellent way of setting the tone. What I need you to do, if you've only done tv omens (which is so so valid and I think really is another excellent adaptation), is remember Aziraphale's magician persona. And then imagine him being that for the entire story. The pitch, the rate of speech, the slightly frantic energy, the drama: it's all just part of his overarching character in radio omens, and it's SO good for storytelling.

- Radio Crowley knows what's in all of Aziraphale's infamous Bibles so well that he can quote them. I love this detail, I love it as a means of establishing their relationship during their "let's be godfathers" scene, and I love how hard he's ribbing poor Aziraphale about the extra verses in Genesis.

- Radio Crowley is SO like... tender? I mean, all Crowleys are to some extent Soft but something about this one has just a little extra something. I love the way he talks about his temptations and shenanigans. He's so proud. It eases what could feel like needless exposition because he really seems to like explaining his process.

- That's a bit of the same of what I mean about Aziraphale's personality. Since he's very obviously inclined to dramatize a story, exposition just fades neatly into his character rather than grating on the nerves.

- They reference The Arrangement a lot and usually with a great deal of affection. There's one particular time when they even acknowledge something about wanting to protect each other.

- I adore the way Anathema and her ties to Agnes are introduced. It's so concise but meaningful, and it's just the right amount of setup for her character appearing later.

- The baby swap scene in other iterations relies so much on descriptive narrative or visual language, but you know what? The heavily trimmed down version also works surprisingly well.

- Crowley knows about the hellhound way beforehand (and, of course, he tells Aziraphale. They plan their roles for the party years in advance, which is an extremely efficient way of communicating about that scene to the listener).

- At Warlock's party in the book, Crowley gets all suspicious about a gerbil being gifted to him. In the radio drama, Aziraphale wonders aloud if the gerbil might be suspicious and Crowley tells him not to be stupid. Just struck me as a funny thing to shuffle around.

- Adult radio Anathema is everything to me actually.

- Poor Newt's childhood gets skipped over (unless I missed it, which is possible), but I liked his adult introduction as well; it brings in the whole Witchfinder-adjacent cast at once and makes it super clear how they all know each other without lingering.

- Shadwell. Just. The actor's voicework is so evocative of someone who is very gesturally expressive. There's no way he wasn't swinging his hands around in the recording space.

- The Them are all 100% perfect. Shout-out to Adam for that mind-rending scream that I was not expecting to go on for so long. Interestingly, in chapter credits, the Them are not grouped with the humans! This makes sense, but it also made my brain go !!!

- The horsepeople (both original and extra) were also so good, and that chunk of the cast gave the impression of good chemistry, so the scenes were really fun.

- Crowley says Aziraphale's name a lot. A lot a lot. Actually, most people do; probably for simplicity's sake, there's no "Mr. Fell," or "Nanny Ashtoreth," just "Mr. Aziraphale" and "Mr. Crowley."

- Well, Shadwell does say "Mr. A," and there is a Brother Francis.

- One of Nanny's rules for Warlock is "don't talk to the creepy gardener" rkahjdjs Crowley what is wrong with you

- I did in fact let out another sound when the Nanny voice happened. We're not talking about it.

- When applying for the jobs, Aziraphale just straight up calls dibs on gardener and Crowley complains and says something like "can you see me in a skirt?" and Aziraphale just pulls a date at random on which he'd seen Crowley in a skirt. This was probably also in the book, but I noticed it here and didn't there.

- Crowley's idea of something calming to listen to was a radio gardening talk show ;~; and he likes listening to televangelists for the lulz (I have never used that phrase before in my life but I'm keeping it)

- Having him hear Aziraphale possessing the televangelist was absolute genius for keeping the plot cohesive.

- Seance scene continues to be painful ahahaha...

- Hell's emissaries know that Aziraphale was discorporated and they're mean to Crowley about it in a way that implies Hell has long been aware that they're working together. Intriguing...

- There's mention at some point about how no homes in Tadfield have PlayStations or Xboxes, and I think that's a cool bit of writing to establish the time period (along with Newt bricking smartphones, which I think was said at least in breadcrumbs).

- Almost forgot, but Mr. Gaiman and Sir Terry Pratchett being the policemen trying to book Crowley for speeding in the beginning is so cute.

- When Satan is about to show up, Aziraphale worrying about everyone else and Crowley going "and me!" like hello, I am also in danger, that's my boss?? if u even care?? was SO funny in this version to me.

- Look, there were a lot more things, but it's already been several hours since it ended, so I'm sure I'm forgetting many.

- Oh! Pepper's backstory being transformed into her speech to Adam was SO good on so many levels. It really drove home that Adam does love his friends, it deepened their lore gradually, it made Adam's role and decisions very clear, and it also struck me as "Pepper says trans rights" even if that wasn't the intention, so hell yeah.

- The gag reel leads me to believe that Peter Serafinowicz is A) probably the funniest person alive to work with and B) extremely relatable due to the amount of time spent on the struggle bus. Also whoever put the breaking glass sound over all the accidental swears, I love you forever.

#good omens #radio omens #reading notes #cactus chatter #maybe i just need a new tag like “dran being unreasonably feral about good omens for way too many words” #suggestive #maybe?

[pumpkinsy0]

happy mf christmas!!!

u know what that means,,,,hcs!!!!WOOOOOO!!!!!YAYYYY!!!!!!YIPPEE!!!!!!

but yea hcs!!!!!!

•idk,,WHO,,,it was,,,but either the shepards or the curtis’ used those tree shaped airfreshners for cars and used it as an actual christmas tree to put gifts under

•maybe it was when they were lil kids too excited for christmas but hey, who can blame em

•once tim made the BIGGEST mistake of letting pony and curly b in charge of making the sugar cookies cause they over did it w the sugar for they were busy w ‘other matters’

•like they completely fucked up the cookies w too much sugar, someone could get type 2 diabetes just taking a bite out of it

•but hey!!just shake em for a bit before u eat it and youll b aight

•there was this christmas they all did secret santa and pony got tim, but he had NO clue what to get the guy so he just gave him a belt

•i mean it was a good belt so to tim all is fine

•freeze tag will ONLY b played on christmas time

•i hope this makes sense, but darry, soda, and pony all share the same pajama set when it’s christmas for some reason, like pony gets the pants, darry gets the shirt, and soda just takes the lil hat w it

•johnny is a literal god at making hot chocolate it’s canon

•tim makes haitian hot chocolate so yea, also a god

•OHOH and bc haitian independence day is on january 1st, the shepards usually buy all the ingredients near christmas time, and darry’s bday is on the same week so also bday shopping w the curtis gang, yippee!!!

•two bits the mf to buy the nasty flavors of candy canes to “spice things up” and darry got sick and tired of it so two bits off shopping duty for the rest of his christmas’

•so have y’all seen those santa mall pics w those goth kids?? yea angela and curly go to the mall to specifically get a pic w santa

•the pic is one of the tree decorations xoxo

•pony and curly making gingerbread houses???yes pls, only problem is curlys hungry ass keeps eating everything

•i feel like i’ve never seen a mistletoe like in stores to buy, so i’ll just say that pony makes them curly keeps kissing him while he’s making it and just says “we’re above the mistletoe so i think we have to like make out or somethin”

•pony and curly had gingerbread and reindeer onesies when they were like toddlers/babies (that’s what that other pic of them is for, don’t ask y curly has a giant fucking spoon i thought it was funny)

•the shepards (rlly angela and curly) have this thing for decorating their hair for christmas, once curly used christmas lights in his hair, dw no fire was set his hair is fantastic

•dally can’t wrap presents for shit he just takes newspaper and cru,bles it up around the gift to give it a weird ball shape

•soda is such a christmas candle lover, if u bought him a santa’s ass scented candle he’d buy it

•every christmas i’m GONNA bring up the gang calling pony rudolph during the holidays fuck off

•johnny likes taking walks in the snow just staring inside families homes, kinda sad???yea, but he’s on his way to the curtis house so it’s alright he’ll b fine

•steve is actually like the fucking brunch during the holidays, everyone thinks it’s dally but no at least dally finds enjoyment fr home the shitty christmas sweaters and hot chocolate, steve likes nothing except for the occasional snowball fights and everyone being together, other than that he’s out, he hates the snow(its a love hate relationship), he hates how he gets hives in the cold, just cancel the whole thing

•angela and tim fucking LOVE the peppermint chocolates, they’d kill several ppl for it, i would too

•also pony and curly like putting the chocolates on the cookies

i rlly want peppermint chocolate

#curly shepard #ponyboy curtis #purly #angela shepard #tim shepard #darry curtis #darrel curtis #johnny cade #sodapop curtis #dallas winston #steve randle #two bit mathews #the outsiders hcs #the outsiders headcanons #the shepards #the outsiders art #the outsiders fanart #my art #babs’ art corner

[the-furies]

not how I wanted 2 find out mt main alignment BTW

#pk;m electrochemistry🔴 #for context the Hierarchy keeps note of everyone's like. Vibes #what Fear they'd be an Avatar of. fuckinnn. Whether they're more likely to front durinf cold/hot weather or brainfog. etc. etcm #and a buncha other shit #we call these alignments but anyways. whstever #given how if i just Think abt a dude foe a second they get Woken Up and Majorly Percieved By Me SOMEONE [probs Mischief] is like #Hey congrats! You're Eye Coded :] and I'm like. *Fucking Excuse Me?* #IIII DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADED. NUH-UH. YOU'RE NOT TURNING ME INTO THE NEXT ROSIE‚ BRAIN. <3. GOD BLES #so anyways I've woken up abt 3 clusters within the past irl day I'm SORRY . WJEJEJDKDKSDKFKFK

[toastedg1rl]

K k k o-fucking-kay now, I reblog one, right? ONE post about fiona and cake- then what happens to me? MY. ENTIRE. FUKIN. FOR YOU PAGE- nothing but Fionna and cake. Top to bottom. Like 20 easily. But when I reblog 20 perfect blue or himeno post, when I spend hours searching for posts under their tags, when i dig DEEP into the Tumblr mines for content and like n reblog as much as my minecart of an account can carry- tell me- what is my reward? What is it that the blessed algorithm gods of the high order of the heads of tumblr hath decide be-eth thwine fate for my for you page?

NOTHING. NADA- ZIPPO!

Not a mere *morsel* of a post not a fuckin peep. This is the regelation I have to accept? Fukn un-bee-lee-va-ble. The fall of man draws near as the wicked prosper on the backs of the honourable.

#fiona and cake #signalis #perfect blue #himeno #chainsawman #tumblr #rant #shoving other stuff I’m interested in #dead space #9 hours of sleep #idfk I’m mad I’m angry and seething n speakn of the end times of the west

[uhyeahnoabsolutelynot]

personal favorite ellie moments from the show:

-crying while sam is attacking her because it means she officially wasn’t able to save him

-“moon rocks taste better than earth rocks, why? because they’re meteooooorrrrr” (airhorns)

-verbally directing joel through their escape from the university after he’s been stabbed and is in shock

-that you can tell she was still hoping it was joel coming to get her the morning after they fought

-giggling when joel demonstrates how the grip he showed her makes it harder to pull the gun away, and when he says they’ll go up as many flights as his body can handle, and when he calls her a little shit. ep4 is giggles central god ble$$

-“we’re not leaving her” she didn’t want tess to die alone even though it didn’t make sense for them to stay (don’t think about this as it relates to riley if you don’t want to be sad) and she punches joel and screams at him and puts her full weight into resisting leaving tess behind so he has to bodily drag her away

-genuinely congratulating tommy and maria on their marriage even though she doesn’t like either of them that much and has been yelling at them basically nonstop since they all sat down together, she’s such a sweet kid 🥺

-when he tells her “stay put” at bill and frank’s house and goes off to look at the truck and when he comes back she actually had stayed put for once because she’s scared and uncertain and thinks he might be about to ditch her

-“best astronaut name, ever” you know what ellie you’re so right

-panicky slightly tearful yet determined “okay, okay” and the wild look in her eyes as she’s stitching him up

-the second time he asks her “so is it everything you hoped for?” and she does a quick little smile when she realizes he’s doing a callback

-every time she repeats something after joel, whether to make fun of him or just try it out for herself, examples include “still time to find out,” “it’s called a turnover”/“turnOVer” and the especially cute “not so sure about the dressin’”/“what’s the dressin’”

-calling him out for taking out his feelings about tess on her

-sniffing her new gun

-her little moment with the infected in the gas station basement and the fact that she keeps it a secret from joel

-showing off with her knife trick, being mouthy when joel tries to chat with her about it, then immediately getting bored and trying to start up a conversation again

-when she careens into the basement after seeing david and his guys searching for them and there’s no time to be gentle about it so she basically throws her full body weight on top of joel to try to wake him up (ik it’s supposed to be serious but the closeup on joel here always makes me laugh, this man’s fever has him on a different fucking plane of existence entirely and he’s been more or less allowed to remain peacefully unconscious for days, when she lands on top of him it probably feels like he’s getting shot into space)

-(whispering) “joel” (5 second pause) “JOEL” both the first time when she wants to tell him a joke and the second time when the writers deviously reuse that dialogue with her being held at gunpoint 😌

-the face she makes looking at the coffee (props to the production team for figuring out how to film something as innocuous as coffee brewing and make it look earth-shatteringly nasty btw, we need a new emmy category just for this)

-the morbid out-of-my-depth nervous teen reaction of laughing at a dead body falling through the floor

-whenever she takes the lead and joel follows (i.e. “let’s go” after burying the burrells and insisting the river of death is dumb and the couple living in the cabin are dumb and “we finish what we started”)

-deciding that river is now officially called the river of death

-nervous one-sided conversations with a fully unconscious joel

-not taking no for an answer and always getting what she wants in the end i.e. “not to handle my sidearm because i’m such a fucking firefly give me your gun” and “can i have some? what, just to warm up, come on”

-getting in the truck and touching everything

-the moments when she seems older than her age, like when she’s trying to act cool for riley, and the moments when she seems like a much younger kid, like on the floor of the motel

-(head in her hand) “she told me not to tell anybody and now i’m telling that first people that i-”

-everyone always says this but it really is chicken soup for the goddamn soul, that brief glance up at joel in the window to make sure he’s ready to cover her before she runs to help henry and sam

-more of a general observation than a specific moment but i love how often her politics flip-flop, feels very true to the experience of being 14 years old and trying to figure out how you feel about the world and wrap your head around the notion that people who are nice to you might be causing you harm in other less obvious ways

-ellie williams kid detective being left alone in tess and joel’s apartment for all of 10 seconds and immediately piecing together B/F, the number one hits book, and the radio smuggling code

-nervously shifting her weight back and forth after she hands him the rifle back, having taken over watch when he fell asleep, and then when he finally gives her the good job/thank you nod returning it with the teeny-tiniest little smile. a great reminder that she’s literally 14! a smart and emotionally savvy 14, but still 14. she’s capable of sticking up for herself and saying “hey you’re not treating me very fairly right now” and “i did everything i was supposed to do” but at the end of the day she still wants his approval

-smacking into him when marlene sends her off with him and tess. when some guy doesn’t let you stab him and takes your knife and threatens you with a gun and raises his eyebrows at you like an asshole and then you have to leave with him and you’re literally soooooo mad

-“let’s go find tommy and the fireflies, it’s gonna be easy” (immediately trips)

#another one ive been compiling for weeks #como se dice mental illness #don’t tell me i forgot something this is my list everything i do is on purpose and ive never made a mistake in my entire life #i am unto a god so jot that down #kidding #this is the internet I can’t stop you from doing whatever you want #tlou #the last of us #my stuff

[antimonyandthyme]

i saw this tag yesterday and melted and after a good night's sleep i'm finally well enough to crawl into your inbox with huge :pleading_face: vibes like athy. athy they were so totally absolutely thinking it..... seb automatically judging the distance between them bc that's just what his brain Does... mark automatically doing it because he trained himself into Knowing Sebastian Vettel's Proximity for literal years (even if for more negative reasons) and it's just what his brain does.. leaning towards each other from their fixed positions bc they're soo familiar with getting in each other's space (to yell, to scream, to snap, to whisper, to smile) and it's strange to try and talk so far apart...... they may be separated by six feet but not by choice god bles

ames ames just staring at the ground trying to determine if that was six feet or 18.3 metres or four-and-a-half cement tiles and wondering if they moved any closer if they would be pulled apart like they were back then but this time not by choice do you think as they concluded the interview do you think they looked at each other and one of them went fuck it and tipped his head like let's go and the other followed and they kept their distance because they had to but it didn't matter because they were walking in the same direction at last

#martian #hue hue hue #he knew the shape of mark cast against the sun

[pesterloglog]

Porrim Maryam, Meenah Peixes

Act 6, page 5263

PORRIM: It's a no+ble idea.

PORRIM: But I do+n't kno+w ho+w useful I'd be.

MEENAH: oh come praaaaawn 38[

PORRIM: What's the size o+f yo+ur party so+ far?

MEENAH: uh

PORRIM: It's still just yo+u, isn't it?

MEENAH: ... maybe

#losers #everywhere

PORRIM: If I were yo+u, I'd ask all the go+d tiers first. They'd give yo+u the mo+st tactical advantage, wo+uldn't they?

#Go+d tiers

PORRIM: Then yo+u can build yo+ur co+alitio+n aro+und them.

#Pajama party

MEENAH: i guess

PORRIM: +, they're immo+rtal, right? Or... gho+st immo+rtal, perhaps?

PORRIM: Dear Go+d, it's finally co+me to+ this. We have to+ talk abo+ut "gho+st immo+rtality" no+w, in a serio+us way?

#Gho+st immo+rtality #Serio+us business

MEENAH: lol yeah

PORRIM: Anyway, that's what I'd do+.

MEENAH: but i think the thing is the skull lord might actually be able to kill god tiers?

#at least... #ghost god tiers

PORRIM: Can he?

MEENAH: like bypass the whole judgment hullabeluga that makes em resurrect

#whaaaaales #<3

MEENAH: you know with the fancy clock and all

MEENAH: i dunno

PORRIM: Yo+u'll have to+ ask Aranea. I'm sure she co+uld talk yo+ur fin o+ff o+n the subject.

#Sylph o+f Wo+rds

MEENAH: oof

MEENAH: yeah maybe later

PORRIM: Do+ yo+u even kno+w who+ all the go+d tiers are?

MEENAH: um

PORRIM: There's Aranea. Did yo+u ask her?

MEENAH: yeah but she has her own plan

MEENAH: girl is going on a cherub jam or some bitch ass noise

#eff that

PORRIM: Ok. Well, I ho+pe this isn't to+o+ invasive, but what abo+ut yo+u?

MEENAH: ...

PORRIM: I've heard rumo+rs that yo+u reached go+d tier, but never let o+n to+ anyo+ne.

#Except presumably Damara...

MEENAH: you dont understand

MEENAH: its just that fucking thief of life getup

#looked like such ass

MEENAH: i couldnt just parade around in that hideous thing

#got a reputation to conchsider

PORRIM: So+ it is true, then. Tho+ught so+.

PORRIM: See what I mean, tho+ugh? I wasn't sure abo+ut that until just no+w. Rumo+rs are always flying, but secrets so+meho+w persist.

PORRIM: Who+ kno+ws who+ else reached go+d tier? A lo+t can happen in three sweeps. I o+nly kno+w I didn't make it.

PORRIM: But if yo+u need so+meo+ne to+ eerily pho+spho+resce in the demo+n's vicinity, while debating whether to+ try drinking his blo+o+d, then I'd like to+ think I easily crack the to+p 10+ candidates yo+u might co+nsider fo+r the jo+b.

MEENAH: yeah i know youd rock the glowin duties

#po glow

MEENAH: guess youre right i should sea what other god tiers want to join

MEENAH: the prob is that i dont think becoming god tier stops you from being lame and terrible

#lame #terrible

MEENAH: and we got a lot of people like that on our team

#soooo

PORRIM: This is true.

MEENAH: guess ill keep axin around

MEENAH: gonna bounce seaya meryam

#homestuck #porrim maryam #meenah peixes #homestuck act 6 #page 5263 #homestuck act 6 act 3 #openbound