#goofy ass just standing there..

[txeatot]

little sketches on one file 😔🤝

#wktd #we know the devil #sketch #art #my art #jupiter wktd #neptune wktd #wktd venus #im sorry idk how to draw eyes #they occupy my brain #it's late and i have school tomorrow oops #goofy ass just standing there.. #😔🤝 #i love jupiter if that isnt obvious

[xythlia]

I kinda wanna get something off my chest before the new year that's been weighing on me heavily, and it's that some people on here are not the "spread kindness and community uwu" sweethearts they want you to believe they are.

some people on here will act absolutely repugnant when anonymous is on or when they think they can make a billion empty side blogs because the moderation for harassment here sucks ass. case in point I've personally been getting harassed since fucking august by a specific person but I keep it to myself because I know nobody gives a fuck about it and doesn't wanna see that bs all over their dash. I just block the ips and delete the asks every time but it's infuriating seeing that person pop up so many other peoples asses as this "oh I'm so kind and love everyone in my fandoms" type when I know in my guts that's such a bold faced lie.

if you genuinely think it's okay to hide behind a grey pic or a sock puppet account to send suicide bait, bully, mock, and degrade someone else you need to take a hard look at who you really are inside in the new year because you have some type of rot in you im not joking. idk it's been becoming a heavy burden dealing with this silently especially because it's about to be 2024 and part of me genuinely thinks this incredibly unwell person will continue the behavior which is seriously insane, it's hands down nuts to fixate on someone for almost five months and I can't even begin to tell you how it just wears you down consistently getting msgs like that especially when you haven't done anything to warrant that treatment. cardi b said I got condos in this bitch head well im beyond condos I'm the sole fucking real estate developer in this bitches head and I do not enjoy it.

I try so hard to be a truly positive person. I try hard to mind my own damn business and not bother anyone. I try very very hard to make my blog a nice space. I'd like to continue doing that but christ some people really make it so incredibly difficult and that contributes to the overall shitty behavior in fandoms.

anyways it's nice to let that out, for once instead of sitting here with it and feeling those little wriggles of dread every time I open the app.

if you've engaged in behavior like that towards anyone this past year though I highly recommend making a resolution of self reflection and learning some basic compassion, or at the very least taking stock of yourself and considering getting some irl help because idk what to say other than it is, in fact, not normal to treat people like that and it does not make you a good person.

#idk im someone who very much tries to be the bigger person & just move on and not let things bug me #but this has really really bothered me bad #like ive cried my eyes out opening some particularly cruel msgs before #shit that i wouldn't send to someone i genuinely hated #and its beyond goofy to do this to each other bc on this lame ass app nothing is that serious #genuinely it isn't I cant think of one single thing someone on here could do that would make me behave that way #but if ur gonna spout treat people with kindness you need to fucking stand on it and understand what that really looks like #instead of doing weird ass two faced bullshit with people

[gayleafpool]

varians so funny to me bc hes like both really dangerous and also really pathetic he can build evil robots n bombs n stuff but also during the fight w cass for the scroll he just hides behind a table the whole time and then gets kidnapped in 3 seconds

#he’s so useless in most of the s3 fight scenes it’s so funny everyones always moving him out of the way bc he just stands there and covers #his face w his hands like eeek don’t hurt me #LIKE MOVE UR ASS????? #he’s so goofy #i’ve been rewatching all his scenes bc im not normal #damsel in distress but also mad scientist he can do it all

[outletcrash]

reading the war of jokes and riddles (HORRIBLE name btw) and that sad dude was KITEMAN??? FUCKING KITEMAN???? I STARTED TEARING UP A LITTLE OVER KITEMAN???????????????

this crop is unbearably horrible but THE SILLY CATCHPHRASE IS THE WORDS HIS DYING SON THOUGHT WOULD SEND HIM TO HELL????

poor fucking kiteman. side note RIDDLER PUT THEM CHESTICLES AWAY

#dc #the war of jokes and riddles #kiteman #the riddler #joker #ig #this sounds disparaging but i do like kiteman #just #what the fuck #a comic with a goofy fucking name and goofy ass characters trying to be this serious is an insane tonal clash #batman is standing with his comic book level bat tiddies out in front of the names of smiling people who were murdered #am i loosing my marbles

[just-miru]

was bored so i scrolled down the blueycapsules william tag on twitter only to find out there was some kinda silly argument i think over William's design a few days ago with some people saying they hate it and stuff (these people seem to hate the whole comic, actually), comparing the blueycapsules design with rebornica's Vincent and stuff for some reason

and then some blueycapsules fans would come in saying that William's design isn't supposed to be attractive in the first place and i am like excuse me what-

#'you know you fucked up when your William design looks more goofy than Rebornica's Vincent' like- #idk maybe it's just me but that's exactly what makes blueycapsules' design for William stand out - his silliness and pathetic looks #most William designs i have seen are this lanky ass dude #a business man u wouldn't wanna mess with #'your daughter calls me daddy too' vibes and so on #and there's nothing wrong with that i guess but it just gets kinda boring ya know? #having this silly man that looks like the idea/concept of William Afton the beatles murdoc and Spamton all smashed together is refreshing #and i just think that's creative #also- i know i don't have the greatest taste when it comes to fictional men but holy fuck- #r u really telling me that his design is supposed to be ugly? how?? asdkdkabsbsjsm- #i just think it's funny #and since i am in the mood to rant about stuff apparently- #besides the typical 'i hate blueycapsules cause the characters' designs suck' people i keep on seeing #like fine go off i guess #there's also people saying that William is a poorly written villain?? like- #sorry he doesn't have a sob backstory to justify his evil bastard actions #but that doesn't mean he's poorly written #him being an asshole just because is the charm of his character actually #'he's just a phyco where's the flavour to it??' y'all just don't have taste #if you find a villain well written only if they have a sad story to back them up and stuff i don't know what to tell ya #having a good character go apeshit due to what has happened to them can be interesting #but just like above with William's design exemple #it can get quite boring if the same narrative is used over and over again #but i also get this idea that people only want sad backstories for villains so they can justify why they like them? cowards- #like your evil characters regardless of that shit #trauma/sad backstory or not what they did is still morally wrong #their backstory can be used as an explanation sure but it doesn't excuse their actions - they're still villains #so why take away the joy of enjoying and supporting a silly rotten man and his silly rotten actions just because he lacks a sad backstory? #asdkskak- i think i am done #thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[fiendishartist2]

having a very specific webseries you absolutely hate is so funny bc theres like 15 fans collectively and if i talked about how much i hated it, i dont think anyone would have any idea what im talking about

#this is about chezz//kids btw i have so so so much hate in my heart for that half assed series #like i genuinely cant stand it #no style no substance and its not even scary. what does it have going for it #thats right nothing !! #its like if the walten files didnt have a good story and wasnt scary and had no charm and also no build up and #can we just get like another petscop or smth? like a series with actual time and care put into it #sorry thats kinda mean but like. idk it seems so much like smth whipped up in an afternoon lol #i tried getting into it too like its not like i hate it for no reason #but the second i saw that picture of jesus or whatever flash up in like the second episode i had to stop. that shit was so goofy #and its not even that dedicated to the early internet style either. idk maybe im spoiled on petscop and how it was constructed to work- #-like an actual game but this series gives up so easily on its website format that its so hard to suspend your disbelief #and the 144p filter on it isn't doing it nay favours #any* #sorry im feeling like a hater tonight

[sparklingchim]

me: revising for my exams like a good student should 👩🏻‍🏫

my brain: all empty except the new fic ideas that somehow always materialse whenever i have important stuff to do 💆🏻‍♀️

#where can i sign up to become a full time fanfic writer #i dont wanna study for my exams anymore :( #ive been sitting here for an hour n all i could think abt is jungkook as a hot grocery store mananger LMAO #like jk & oc both work for the same company just in different shops n both workplaces r short of staff #so sometimes oc has to visit jk's workplace n help them out for a day or the other way around #n its e2l #cos #they obviously cant stand each other 🙄 #every time oc goes to work n sees his goofy ass w his stoopid tattoos strolling around the aisles she regrets not calling in sick #but somehow 🤨 it ends up w her giving him head in the mens bathroom most of the times 😪 #n i just KNOW that both these silly mfers r jealous as hell and yet they always to things to deliberately rile the other one up #okie need to get back to work #but LISTEN #once i have time i gotta bring this couple to life #they deserve a fic

[bisexualocs]

i finished breaking bad 👍👍

#seasons 4 and 5 were so so different from the first 3 it’s crazy #season 4 was probably the best season tho ngl. season 5 ehhhh it was good sometimes but it dragged a little imo #i’m just so glad jesse made it out okay he DESERVES that at least!!!! #also. my friend told me a lot of people hate skylar at the end and like… why?????? girlie did nothing wrong i stand by that #anyway. great show overall. though in the later seasons i did kinda miss the goofy ass antics from season 1-3 lmao #lorim.txt

[kalloway]

The goofiest movie in the Resident Evil series by a landslide is Resident Evil: Apocalypse

in this essay I will-

#delete later #it is so over the top ridiculous and cliche af to a point i love watching it to make myself feel better cuz it always makes me laugh #with hits such as: #A canon character asking the ‘OC’ in the movie-verse ‘who the fuck are YOU?’ after she saves their asses via motorcycle entrance #*WHIP SOUND EFFECTS* #for literally every single hit and swing Alice does #and a finale involving what is essentially a battle royale 1v1 where everyone just stands and watches them fight #the best oart is this movie is absolutely not trying to be funny at all but it takes its own seriousness to another level #another dumb fun part I laugh at is this one aerial view of Raccoon City where... you see a CIBC building LMAO #(a Canadian bank in an American city? goofy af) #like usually they try to mask the fact they film american cities in toronto a lot but they barely tried in this movie #im sorry i rewatch these movies so often it’s almost embarrassing 🙈 #there’s *parts* that I really like? like... cinematography-wise? or theme wise? #but it absolutely REEKS of ‘OC-insert’ and i don’ even know much about the games #idk if Alice qualifies as a Mary Sue *technically* because she *does* have flaws but BOY OH BOY #i shouldn’t keep blabbing about this cuz I will be here and bore y’all for ages about it afagdhhfhs #THERE’S SO MUCH TO NITPICK AND POKE FUN AT #the only people i know who unironically *love* these movies is... my parents - my mom especially #but she knows literally nothing about the games so when i told her about them she was shook to find out... Alice isn’t a canon character? #so im p convinced 99% of people do not like these movies and thus it’s fair game to rip on them as much as I do 8) #one last thing before i post this and probably delete later: #tfw u hand a character a gun and they say ‘idk how to use this’ and the advice u givethem is just... ‘hit them in the head’ #like Jill no u didn’t even check the safety in that thing before handing it to her #I REALLY WISH THEY’D JUST MAKE A MOVIE ADAPTATION OF OUTBREAK INSTEAD LIKE #IT’S PERFECT FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS #GAH okay okay im done now

[kekaki-cupcakes]

Chris and Clarrise were my fav background ship since forever and if the show doesn't keep them im literally going to climb a tree

#like #chris going insane in the labrynth #and the character angst #and clarrise having this goofy ass tired traumatised bf who just stands there while she wreaks havoc #theyre the epitomy of the hold my earrings except its probably just hold my spare knife

[todayisafridaynight]

my *in-universe reason for why masato couldnt be in ishin longer is because he had to use the last of his Foreign Drugs for his second scene and since he couldnt get any more they had to cut him because he insisted on just standing without it and kept keeling over as a result

*in-universe being that ishin is a movie and theyre all actors for some reason

#is this spoilers #i'll do it just in case #spoilers #ishin spoilers #snap chats #i always think of ishin as a movie or stageplay its more fun that way #anyway his stubborn ass would #forever bothers me they didnt just have him sit like the scene where he stands he can very easily sit #they prob didnt wanna reanimate things but cmon dawg #i guess it'd throw off the composition and energy of the scene but idc bout all that so long as man has his ailment #ACTUALLY sounds horrible when i say it but no im right let him be disabled rgg #its crazy cause the only other scene he's in he's sitting which. makes sense for the scene he's meeting with ryuji/saigo #but in his second scene he's also meeting with takechi/shibusawa and i mean he's kinda just wanderin for a sec #but he mostly just stands let him SIT #anyway back to being goofy. masato took his Special Injection but recording the one scene took too long and he keeled over #ichiban was on site to get him tho its ok <3 #see this is how /i/ cope with knowing this is the last time ill see my mans

[stormtide-leviathan]

i love making ttrpg characters that are so fucked up

#najeela papadapoulos isn't particularly fucked up cause she was my first but has slowly been growing more so #i just need to embrace her mad scientist side more without losing her freedom fighter side #making my dm name important scientific inventions she's involved in making in his long-term world after 'papadapoulos' is fucked up at leas #reave's fucked up so much. she crawls around on the ceiling and snatches people off the ground #with tentacles that unfurl from her stiched up mouth. and then pulverizes them with her greatsword. there's a reason she's called a demon #moirara soranath had a fucked up past but otherwise was pretty normal #the psychic tentacle warlock who was gonna take over her body if i needed a backup character would balance it out if i'd played her tho #isha mondal's fucked up nice and good. she has all kinds of weird-ass freaky contracts and a whole whole lot of mental issues #on account of murdering her sister and deeply repressing it so she breaks down at any reminder #red's not that fucked up tbh. by human standards sure absolutely but not by werewolf standards. she's just a silly goofy guy #which is funny since her full name is red-with-blood but that's just how werewolves are in that game #she did decapitate an enemy werewolf in a single axe-swing and take its head as a trophy. werewolves are BEEFY so credit where credit is du #donna holliday's also fucked up by human standards but by vampire standards she's downright nice. she only eats people who are really shitt #she was surrounded by humans admittedly but more of the mosnter-hunter type than normal humans so still a higher fuckedupedness bar #morgan who i just played today is very fucked up. he hears otherworldly whispers in his mind teaching him arcane secrets #and egging him on to combust people with his mind. which really stands out in a world that until YESTERDAY was just normal earth #so anything supernatural at all is already a baseline level of fucked up #ttrpg tag #original post

[oscalesoffeeling]

feeling some awful type of way about that old man.

#*twirling my hair* heehee...... #we literally fucked all night last night and i'm afraid i just can't be normal after something like that. #i'm a dreadful romantic. if my melodramatic ramblings ever get on your nerves just know that they get on mine too. 😒 i can't stand it. #not that i'm ashamed if it. of course not. more like i have too many feelings and it's overwhelming. utterly unbearable at times. #my moods swing! but whatever. #it's as though i've been in his shadow all day. i feel like this constantly but sometimes more than others. #he's always there but he only makes his presence truly felt some of the time. #it's so weird. he's been so near lately. #ugh. i hate his goofy ass (i love him so much ❤) #ellie rambles about stuff #he spun the stars on his fingernails (tag) #suggestive #he thinks i'm such a beautiful boy and he loves my laugh :3 he is obsessed with me btw #i like em a little creepy a little possessive as a treat just a little treat for me 😋 #i am his beautiful princess and he needs me ok he needs my pretty laughs and sillay behavior. #he loves my little snorts they make him feel silly inside.... he wants to kiss me !!! all over my pretty body forever.....

[fairy-hub]

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞…

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 @bernkastel11 How do you think Toji's dick pics would look like?

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: sending nudes, asking for nudes, a nsfw link for a visual for the head canons, Satoru fucks his fist, toji is big with a big cock, mention of a toy

oreo: im so sorry that i've been letting this rot for so long. i've been thinking about satoru a lot so i added him onto this one! Since I think these two would send the most nudes, with gojo sending more goofy pictures than nudes but he still sends a shit ton

𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢

💭 first if you have his phone number you’re locked in, regardless if he had asked you out or not. due to being a hit man he won't give his number out lightly. when it comes to you he couldn't help himself wants to be able to ask for those booty/titty pictures

💭 very generous about sending videos and pictures for you to save when he’s gone. Toji takes pride knowing he’s getting you off with being there, so next to Satoru he sends the most pictures. He does send more lewd pictures than Satoru does.

💭 likes to take those normal stills of his cock hanging, but he always includes something like his hand grabbing onto something. He will get cozy in bed, get his cock wet with lube, make sure he is dripping pre-cum. his cock hanging over his fat balls between his muscular thighs. he knows you’re a wreck he's a big man and he will fuck with your size kink

💭 he’s worked on getting the lighting better, man is calculating down to even the nudes he sends. wants you dripping before you get anywhere close to home. better yet wants you to sneak off to send him some nudes in the bathroom, if you bring a toy prepared for his antics he will cum so fast, rewards you with a shot of cum on his cock, fingers and abs sometimes chest when he shoots high enough

💭 sometimes he gets higher angles of his face, biting into his bottom lip looking so unbelievably horny and cocky. He has his hand around his cock and once again those beautiful abs on display but this time his pecs are in full view too

💭 the angles this man gets, he knows his body well and knows what you like, as the relationship gets better he learns what you like more and changes his style of taking nudes to fit that, occasionally he will get lazy with it and send his cock hanging with a message "Gonna make you cry with this fat cock"

link (he hangs and he bangs)

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮

💭 mostly sends you goofy ass pictures explaining his day and giving you various thoughts. randomly sends a dick pic followed by a video of him shirtless blushing, moaning in the bathroom jerking himself off with your underwear. or of one grabbing his cock through his pants asking for some nudes

💭 has he been walking around with it all day? yes he has and will continue to do so especially if he fucked ya before heading to work. He loves calling these nudes artsy in account of “Look how the color brings out the pink of my cock head and how good the lace looks wrapped around underneath. You can not tell me you aren’t thinking about throwing it back on my pretty dick.”

💭 sometimes you get a random audios of satoru moaning, you can hear the slick sounds of him jerking himself off. satoru wants you to ask for pictures so he can tease you about wanting to see him

💭 might have set you a picture of him in some white cat ears, a snagged tooth, oversized shirt with his cock peeking out holding the fabric up because he stands in attention for that pussy. It was an ‘accident’

💭 prefers videos to photos, he loves to talk about how he is thinking about fucking you. sometime he puts the phone under his cock and fucks his fist letting you see his balls occasionally come into frame

💭 all the cum shots with his face always included so you can see the pleasure on his face. especially after glow photos with just his blushing face, will tell you want thoughts of you or what picture(s) or outfit he was picturing you in got him hard

link (will still be fucking his fist waiting for you to text back)

oreo creampie's m.list

#jjk smut #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #jjk x you #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen x y/n #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x you #gojo smut #gojo x reader #toji x reader #toji fushiguro #fushiguro toji #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #daddy toji #toji fushiguro x reader #fushiguro toji x reader #gojo satoru x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru smut #satoru gojo smut #toji fushiguro smut #fushiguro toji smut #toji x you #toji fushiguro x you #gojo satoru x you #gojo x you

[causticsunshine]

Not you calling out Louis’s friends when you stan BTS like the irony considering all the stuff they’ve done especially RM’s ugly ass and the fact you’re white

BTS…. BTS……….. literally where have i ever posted BTS content besides using a meme or having a friend who likes them…….maybe liking some of the fanart because it was good….

unless YOU think all kpop groups are BTS because if that’s the case idk if i should be the one getting called out here lmao ??

idk if you’re gonna come for me for not liking a friend of louis’ who’s been openly homophobic, transphobic, and anti-semitic in the past with RECEIPTS just because i’m white and a casual kpop fan—and you wanted to call out the ‘group’ i listen to and support for backing when i literally have the most basic knowledge of them and hardly listen to their music?? typecast much??—like what does that even have to do with the conversation at hand?

i don’t know you dude but i think you just wanna be mad at me for some reason because i don’t have qualms for calling out bullshit and ugly behavior ? like what does me liking a genre of music and being white have to do with having an issue with someone’s oppressive ideologies? not even considering i’m also trans and queer and the man’s been transphobic and homophobic? even if i wasn’t trans or queer or white, or followed any religious movement mentioned or otherwise, this kind of hatespeech still wouldn’t sit right with me?

idk if you’re gonna try and come for me because i simply don’t like someone’s hate-mongering or the fact someone i do like is supposedly still friends with them and don’t have any qualms calling it out, maybe use some actual evidence that’s pertinent to the situation instead of looking at my twitter or blog for two seconds just to find a selfie and some other stuff i’m into thinking it’s going to debase me or the argument being had?

crazy of me to think so but maybe be mad at the guy who’s been talking shit only to issue a weak ass ‘apology’ and go into hiding instead of the people taking issue with his behavior ?

#goofy ass who ARE you #also i’m not going to diminish the cultural appropriation and blatant ignorance some kpop idols have expressed past or present #malicious intent or otherwise #like that’s not for me to speak on though i can identify it and be like hm. i don’t think that’s something i stand for but due to my #background it’s not up to me to call out specific things done or said as i’m not part of the group being mocked stolen from etc #but also—what does that have to do with this situation? is that really the best you can come up with? #newsflash you don’t know me or every value i hold or the intricacies of my relationships with all the interests i have and people i like so #step off my dick perhaps ? go outside do something productive maybe have a helpful healthy proactive conversation about whatever it is #actually bothering you instead of coming for one of many people who simply were like uhh this dude’s shit doesn’t sit right with me #and lastly: i really want you to think about how fucking dumb you look stereotyping an entire genre of artists and typecasting so many #groups just because you can only list one of them by name because you should be fucking EMBARRASSED #anon #answered

[tacticalprincess]

a/n i need him in ways that wouldve gotten me lobotomized in the 50s…

himbo!könig wanted your first time together to be special. after all the months of work he put in getting you to take him seriously, all of his dumb attempts at courting you, he wasn’t going to fumble his chances with you now.

he’s usually pretty confident in himself, almost to the point of delusion, but something about you makes him so nervous, and he can’t wrap his head around someone like you genuinely being interested in a goofy guy like him :( that’s why he misses all of the opportunities you give him to fuck you, always taking your hints and attempts at seducing him the wrong way…

“it’s so hot in here, köni.” “are you getting sick, liebchen? should i turn the air on?” “no, i think i’m wearing too many clothes…” “…you don’t look overdressed to me.”

at some point you start to question if he actually does want you in that way. but the way even the slightest touch from you has him popping boners is enough to shake you out of those doubts. everything about you seems to turn him on. he’s convinced you were plucked straight from his wettest dreams, and he can’t stand to be in close proximity to you for too long without being affected. but he thinks he hides it well enough— always covering the proof of his arousal with a subtle pillow over his lap whenever you’re around.

of course he wants to make the move, but he wants to do it properly. it happens the night he takes you to a small town carnival. he planned on kissing you on top of the ferris wheel, but he unfortunately surpassed the weight limit. instead he holds your hand on the rollercoasters and you feed each other fair food. he insists on stopping at every game until he’s won you too many stuffed animals for you to carry and eventually you’re forced to leave.

he’s shaking in his boots by the time you get back to his place, tripping over the mess on his floor and stumbling over his words. sensing his hesitancy, you’re the one to lead him to his room, your hand wrapped around his large finger.

“are you sure, maus? we don’t have to, i have DVDs–”

“shut up and fuck me, köni.” you huff, already fully naked and exposed on his bed. “please.”

he plans to take it slow, he really does. getting the chance to please you, to be let inside your hot body for the first time, is a privilege he doesn’t take lightly. he wants you both to savor it, he has to make it good for you :(

instead, he absolutely loses himself the moment his fat, pulsing cock sinks into your gummy cunt. he goes full caveman, your headboard slamming against the wall with the force of his thrusts for all your poor neighbors to hear :( all thoughts leave him when he’s sheathed inside of you except for how perfect your sopping pussy feels around him, borderline animalistic as he uses your smaller body as a fleshlight. the sounds of his heavy balls smacking against your ass accompanied by your pretty whines and moans only spur him on.

he fucks you in missionary so it’s more intimate, but there’s nothing romantic about the way he’s mounting you. you thank god for making you flexible as he’s pushing your knees up to your ears, seemingly trying to push his cock deeper than your small cunny has room for, stretching your poor cunt past its limit. you swear you can feel him all the way in your stomach, mushroom tip bruising your cervix with each thrust.

you don’t even notice you’re sobbing until he does. “are you okay, liebe? does it hurt?” he asks through heavy pants. “fuck, i’m sorry. i don’t think i can stop myself, you just— you feel so fucking good. you’re so… warm… squeezing me so tight. just- just hang in there for me, ja?”

your brain can’t work for long enough to form words, rough thrusts drawing nothing but high pitched staccato “uh-uh-uh”’s from your throat. you’re drunk on the feeling of his thick cock splitting you open, the way his heavy body squishes yours, barricading you in so you’re completely engulfed by him. his hairy stomach ruts against your sensitive, puffy clitty until you’re clenching around him, your sudden orgasm draining the cum out of his tight balls. “so good. fuck, you’re so perfect. best pussy i’ve ever felt.” he fucks you through the high, mindlessly overstimulating you both until you have to physically push him off of you.

you might’ve created a monster…

#himbo!konig #konig cod #konig x y/n #konig call of duty #konig modern warfare #konig mw2 #konig smut #konig x you #konig x reader #könig smut #könig cod #könig x reader #könig mw2 #könig call of duty #könig #könig x you #könig x y/n #könig fanfiction #bella writes⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚