#h.r. gingers

[goryhorroor]

horror • illustrators

#some of the best #of horror art #horror #art #junji ito #basil gogos #stephen gammell #graham ingels #tim jacobus #bernie wrightson #mike mignola #jonny craig #brom #goosebumps #scary stories to tell in the dark #* #sorry if i missed any #h.r. gingers

[cipheramnesia]

You seem like the right person to ask. Can you recommend some horror movies that are about women turning into monsters? I saw Bite the other day and there's something incredibly satisfying about seeing the protagonist have all these problems with her personal life and instead of dealing with them like a responsible adult she turns into a giant bug and starts laying eggs in people.

I feel like I'm missing out on some because every time I get an ask about a really niche horror area my mind goes blank.

Anyway, not to state the obvious but Ginger Snaps (and the sequel) is a widely renowned werewolf movie about a teenage girl turned werewolf, which is about on the nail as you can get. If you're feeling adventurous you can also plow your way through the entire Howling series, which is sort of hit or miss on the werewolf makeup but the hits are pretty solid.

Species is also on the nose but, well, it's embarrassingly bad. Like, you'll be in there and thinking it's not so bad, but right around the time the alien hunter team comes in the whole thing nose-dives. Not mention the appalling job converting H.R. Giger's practical designs into CGI. Oddly enough the sequel is tolerable, with a mix of genuine camp, some genre savvy self awareness, and most of all practical effects during some of the more grotesque transformation sequences.

And speaking of grotesque transformation sequences, Bad Blood: The Movie (2017) delivers an impressively goopy and grotesque practical effects drive transformation of a woman into a frog monster. Bad Blood falls in that realm of "this is not good but everyone is trying really hard, they went for broke with the gore and glop, and they're all having a really good time so it's actually fucking great," It's a bit of a hidden gem of low budget horror.

And speaking of a repeated transition phrase, the low budget SheBorg movie feature an evil alien robot lady who goes around transforming people into other alien cyborgs with the plan eating an entire puppy farm and also taking over the world and then the universe. The only people who can stop their evil plan are a bunch of badly organized and not too brilliant Australian punk rockers. If you don't mind the sight of stuffed dog toys covered in fake blood being "eaten" this one is also pretty marvelous.

Traveling all the way back to the 1980s, the giallo classics Demons and Demons 2 feature multiple people transformed into murderous demon zombie creatures and they, y'know, go on rampages like one does. If you know and like or love the giallo genre chances are you saw these already but if not what are you waiting for? If you have no idea what a giallo movie is, these are going to feel very weird and also maybe pretty bad.

And just when you thought you'd seen the last of this transitional phrase, speaking of zombie, the Wormwood series (Road of the Dead, and Apocalypse) feature several women who become a sort of synthesis of zombie and human, developing unique abilities. They're just fantastic movies, bonkers combinations of zombie movies and apocalypse movies and the Mad Max movies. Whenever you hear any kind of accent out of Australia or New Zealand the chance of the movie being completely over the top fun go up by 75%.

Some runner up movies I think worth noting where there is no transformation per se, but the woman involved is for all purposes already a monster would be The Woman, Some Kind of Hate, and of course the obligatory recommendation of She Never Died,

#horror movies #women transforming

[vergak]

Utopia that looks like a mix between Richard Scarry and H.R. Ginger's art

[artwithoutblood]

Of course I meant Americano by Lady Gaga that is the most Aeron like song my mind can create for a scenario. Like its one of the only non musical songs that come to mind. And get some tea then I'm currently freezing so lemon ginger tea is for me right now.

- H.R

good song...good song...

another gaga song that fits em is aura. i LOVE artpop. shit was ahead of its time.

and i'll get myself tea! i lve lemon ginger...i might do that...

[oliverrosefmp2]

These are examples of bio-mechanical pieces of art work, such as a piece by H.R Ginger, I want my creature to have that same type of design that replicates that creepy sleek look that you see in a lot of artwork like that, since my deity is mostly making an eco type suit for itself. In order to move around and interact with its environment.

[the-gayest-dragon]

Just saw someone write "H.R. Gingers" instead of "Giger" 🥲

#and I know it wasn’t an accidental typo #bc the name was in the middle of a picture #and there were pictures of concept arts for Aliens #for the background #so basically someone spent AT LEAST 20-30mn looking at it #and if you’re wondering it’s pronounced ‘ghee-gur’ #personal rant

[thecaptainsgingersnap]

Rosalind Renee Smythe (Earth-1)

Birthday: May 12, 1975

Alias: Rose, Ginger Snap, Mariposa (by Cisco), Little Flower (by Harry), Rose Bud (by H.R.)  Petit Flamme (by Sherloque), Petal (by Nash), Beacon of Passion (during Crisis)

Species: Meta-human

Place of Birth: Central City

Career: CSI, chemist, superhero

Hobbies: Coding, video games, collecting comic books

Likes: Science, Glee reruns, Vibe-accinos, country music, Star Wars movies, graphic t-shirts, Twizzlers,, the beach, baseball, fireworks

Dislikes: Sweaters, being cold, swimming, lizards, snow, asparagus, cheesy romance movies, paperwork, losing stuff, roller skating

Favorite Bands: The Band Perry, Little Big Town, Lady A

Physical Quirks/Scars:  Clumsy, fingers spark when anxious or angry, wears glasses

Speech: Fast, wordy, prone to technobabble

Gear: Supersuit bracelet, mask, superpowers (pyrokinesis)

Favorite Animal: Elephant

Pet: None

Family: Kris Smythe (twin sister), Jackson Smythe (older brother, deceased), Hannah Smythe nee Bullock (mother deceased) Jack Smythe (father, deceased) Harry Wells (adoptive father), Jesse Wells (adoptive sister), Ronnie Raymond, Ralph Dibny (adoptive brothers)

Friends: Barry Allen, Caitlin Snow, Iris West, H.R. Wells, Tracy Brand, Sherloque Wells

Love Interest: Cisco Ramon or Nash Wells (depending on point in story)

Personality: Nice, intelligent, passionate, short tempered, nerdy

#Rose Smythe #the flash oc #harry wells #jesse wells #ronnie raymond #ralph dibny #Barry Allen #caitlin snow #iris west #hr wells #Tracy brand #sherloque wells #Cisco Ramon #nash wells #my ocs #moodboard

[germ-t-ripper]

H.R. Ginger invented foreskin specifically for the alien effect of docking. 🌭🙌🏼🤮

[billcouture]

Legendary Godzilla full body ‘Demon Mode - Final Form’ concept.  Different for Godzilla, more an Evangelion angel or H.R. Ginger’s Alien in design.  Like the humanoid tail creatures from Shin Godzilla.  He tiptoes through cities very carefully destroying everything, with a serpentine atomic breath beam that can weave through everything.  

#Godzilla #godzilla2014 #legendarypictures #legendary godzilla #King Kong #KingKongvsGodzilla #godzilla anime #godzilla monster planet #kaiju #toho #giant monsters #concept art #evangelion #neon genesis evangelion #anime #xenomorph

[princess--af]

day.11 | h.r

25 Days of Christmas Series

☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄

“You look like this ginger bread man”

prompt by @smackingtalk

Humming softly as you bit into the freshly baked gingerbread cookies, you stared at your boyfriend who was sat on the other end of the couch, both of leaning against the armrests with your feet tangled together on the middle seat.

“You look like this gingerbread man,” you suddenly spoke up, holding up the cookie next to Renjun’s face and nodding to yourself. “Yep. Practically twins!”

Renjun gave you a weird look, shaking his head at you.

“I don’t think I even want to know,” he sighed, biting off half of his cookie. “But tell me anyway,” he finished, mumbling slightly around an entire mouthful of cookie.

Clearing your throat, you explained. “It’s slightly burnt and crusty and mean-looking on the outer edges. But on the inside, it’s all warm and gooey and soft and loving, and just like a mothers hug. Just like you.” Taking a bite out of the cookie for good measure, you hummed, a wide grin spreading across your face as you chewed.

Renjun’s cheeks reddened significantly, eyes darting between the half-finished cookie in his hand, and your grinning face, not super sure how to respond to your confession.

“I’m not mean looking,” is what he settled on.

Scoffing slightly, you swallowed your mouthful, balancing the rest of your cookie on the armrest so you could crawl across the space of the couch separating you both, kneeling between his spread legs, hands propping yourself up on the armrest behind him.

“You have a killer resting bitch face, and I love you for it.” You gently rubbed the tip of your nose against his, pressing a little peck to his lips. Renjun’s eyes widened considerably, forgetting his cookie on the back of the couch in favor of crushing you to his chest. You could feel his heart beating a mile a minute under your cheek, his excited squeals giving away what you had just done.

“You said you love me! This is the best Christmas ever!”

#nct #nct scenario #nct series #nct christmas #taeil #johnny #taeyong #yuta #kun #doyoung #ten #jaehyun #winwin #sicheng #jungwoo #lucas #yukhei #mark #renjun #jeno #donghyuck #haechan #jaemin #chenle #jisung

[vomitgaze]

Would anyone like to go on a date to the H.R. Ginger museum in Switzerland?

#haha let’s hold hands while we sit next to the baby wall 🥺💕💕

[themelancholyofblackandwhite]

Answer 30 questions and then tag 20 blogs you would like to know better 

tagged by @dat-hawkass and @chuuyas-bolotie

1. Nickname : Lilli, Ellis, El, Lis, Black

2. Gender : Demigirl (tending towards non-binary)

3. Star sign : Sagittarious

4. Height : 167 cm, so…. i googled it and it gave me 5′5? You people know i’m shit at this

5. Time : Now now it’s 22:02

6. Birthday : 12 december

7. Favourite band(s) : mmhh… Panic!At the disco, The Cab, Halestorm,  Fall out boy and Skillet but i mostly go for songs, not for the artist themself

8. Favourite solo artist(s) : Frank Sinatra, Edith Piaf, David Bowie

9. Song stuck in my head : “Ain’t no rest for the wicked” by Cage the Elephant (I really like this song and i’m rewatching Lucifer so…)

10. Last movie I watched : Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (The Burton one)

11. Last show I watched : If you mean not finished Lucifer (i’m watching the third season), if you mean finished then Doctor Who

12. When did I create my blog : 4 years ago… almost 5 in two months. Wow i’ve been stuck here for a long time

13. What do I post : I normaly reblog things (art, headcanons, things i found funny or interestings). I rarely post some little written thing of mine

14. Last thing I googled : ……… H.R. Ginger (Yes Sin)

15. Do you have other blogs : Nah, I put everything in one blog

16. Do you get asks : Sometimes Sin slips in my askbox to make me write some porn and sometimes people send me those cute messages about being a good person (They really make my day) but apart from that  I don’t do ask games (i don’t think people would care much) so no.

17. Why did you choose your url : I usually use the Black and White contrast for my usernames and i tryed to use my favourite word people use while they describe me. I found it poetic and decided to stick to it

18. Following : 454 persons

19. Followers : 84 and i still don’t know why but still thanks for it

20. Favorite color : Black, Purple and Red

21. Average hours of sleep: 5 or 7, it depends 

22. Lucky number : 12

23. Instruments : People say I have a good voice but apart from that I’ve always been shit at playing anything (the only thing i do worse is drawning)

24. What am I wearing : Grey sweatpants, black opened cotton jacket and black undershirt

25. How many blankets do I sleep with : one or two, depends on the moment you caught me during the night

26. Dream job : Owning my own shop with my sister and our childhood friend

27. Dream trip : Amsterdam, Saint Petersburg, going back to Vienna because i love that city so much

28.  Favorite food : Curry, but really anything from oriental cousine

29. Nationality : Italian

30. Favorite song now : Warrior by Demi Lovato (I relate to this song too much for my own good but I want to make that feelings mine, to be able to say those words, not only singing them)

tagging…: @neonacidtrip , @kidspawn , @thatbungoustray and really, anyone who feels like doing this

#about me #sorry for rambling in some parts

[tube-thoughts-blog]

tube thoughts vol. 2

zero stars - terrible, 1/2 a star - dull, 1 star - folly, 1 1/2 stars - lacking,   2 stars - fair, 2 1/2 stars - decent, 3 stars - terrific

zack snyder's 300: Rise of an Empire *Lady warrior commandeers the battle scenes and saves it from being a male meat fest like the first film.* 3 stars

rifftrax presents "Independence Day" *One way to make this movie more moronic would be if social media existed in its world at the time.* 3 stars with riffing 2 without

Cannon films "Ninja 3: The Domination" *Spunky shinobi, you must avenge me!* 3 stars

Septic Man *Municipal shit-storm* either zero stars for grossness or 3 stars for grossness and surrealness

"The Stuff" a Larry Cohen film starring Michael Moriarty *Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I'm lovin' it.* 3 stars

Farscape premier episode *Awol from the ratcage.* 3 stars

Garth Marenghi's: Darkplace "The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shoggoth" *Brocolli from space. I'd thought it had tasted odd.* 3 stars

Albert Pyun's "Omega Doom" starring Rutger Hauer *It's nice to know after we've killed ourselves off, through constant warfare, sentient robots will become gun nuts and start acting out cold war westerns.* 2 1/2 stars

Kenny vs. Spenny: "Who Can Sell More Bibles?" *The Devil is in the details.* 3 stars

Masters of Horror: Clive Barker's "Valerie on the Stairs" *Another bodice-ripper.* 2 stars

"I Spit On Your Grave" uncut 1978 either zero stars or 3 stars

"Beyond the Door" *Paranormal pregnancy with personality.* 3 stars

Twin Peaks: "The Condemned Woman" *Josie and the pine weasels* 2 1/2 stars

Lost and Found Video Night: Vol 7 -- 3 stars

Seinfeld: "The Frogger" *George's high score.* 3 stars

Kolchak, The Night Stalker: "Mr. R.I.N.G." *What's the difference between right and wrong? robot need to know.* 3 stars

Everything is Terrible "The Rise and Fall of God" *Homeschool is the answer.* 3 stars

Roger Corman presents Andrew Stevens' "Subliminal Seduction" featuring Sharknado's Ian Ziering and Critters' Dee Wallace Stone *CD-ROM Inception meets Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"  type inept erotic thriller.* 3 stars

David Cronenberg's "eXistenZ" *Jennifer Jason Leigh penetrates Jude Law's port hole in order to play an addictive and twisted version of The Sims.* 3 stars

rifftrax presents "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" *Butter scraped over too much bread.* 3 plus stars with riffing 3 stars without

"Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone" *Han Solo babysits a brat-pack ginger cutie, Ernie Hudson is Lando, and Michael Ironside is a Darth Humongous who believes that Earth Girls Are Easy.* 3 stars

"Riddick" *Robinson Crusoe machismo* 3 stars

Farscape: "I, E.T." *My name is Mud.* 3 stars

Dominion: pilot episode *Bright light city gonna set my soul on fire.* 2 1/2 stars

"Thor: Dark World" *Science lady Padme pines for Adam of Eternia so that she inadvertently stumbles into the evil fudge and awakens the 9th Doctor Keebler Who causes the realms to converge like ornaments on an imploding Christmas tree.* 3 stars

"Priest" *Paul Bettany's Obi-Wan character is disenchanted with his forced retirement  in a Catholic 1984 dystopia and his regret filled dreams lead to the wasteland where his  fallen knights of the old republic partner, a cowboy from hell Karl Urban, lurks about with his horde of bloodsucking bandits and xenomorph vampires. A decent cameo from Brad  Dourif as a snake oil salesman. This movie's biggest flaw is that it forgets  the classic genre work of Sergio Leone,  John Carpenter, and George Miller and instead mimmicks the cliche Matrix ripoff style hack work of Paul W.S. Anderson's Resident Evil flicks.* 2 stars

"Scanners 2: The New Order" *If you get inside me, go gently, and easy on the nosebleeds. This kind of telepathic power in the hands of a fascist P.D., no thankee.* 3 stars

Joe Bob's Christmas Special: Charles Band's "Pets" *Inhabits the same universe as other weird,  dumb kids' adventure comedies like 'Garbage Pail Kids', 'The Super Mario Bros Movie', 'Ernest Scared Stupid', and 'Problem Child 1 & 2'* 1 1/2 stars

Sami Rami & The Coen Bros present "Crimewave" aka "The XYZ Murders" *Reminiscent of the Three Stooges, classic Mel Brooks, 40s cartoons, humorous Tom Waits song tales, and the original SNL.* 3 stars

Udo Kier in "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss OSbourne'  --sexploitation-- *Show me where it hurts. Fill me with  hatred. My pleasure is seeing your dead body.* 3 stars

Masters of Horror: "Right to Die" *The crispy, vengeful ghost of Terry Shiavo.* 3 stars

William Lustig's "Vigilante" starring Robert Forster & Fred Williamson *Regular Joe nihilism* 3 stars

rifftrax presents Ridley Scott's "Alien" *H.R. Giger porn on the sattelite of love.* 3 plus stars with riffing 3 without

Josh Brolin is DC's "Jonah Hex" *Sometimes spooky, often dumb B-western that's sadly too gutless to show any blood n grit. Still it might fit into a marathon of 'The Quick and the Dead', 'Five Bloody Graves',  'Navajo Joe', and 'Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter.'*  2 stars

"Rhinestone Cowgirls" 1982 --xxx-- *Easy listenin' and screwin', plus plenty of other prickly  situations protruding in Cactus Corner.*  2 stars

Kolchak, The Night Stalker: "Primal Scream" *Unfrozen caveman mauler.* 3 stars

"Shogun Assassin" *Daddy day samurai* 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs: Dino De Laurentiis presents "Orca" *starring Richard Harris as a salty sea-dog, Charlotte Rampling as a sensitive marine biologist, Bo Derek as a sexy shipmate and Shamu snack, plus the indian fella from 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' lending his wisdom by saying things like,  "The old ways no longer work. Now, even our gods dance to a new tune."*  2 1/2 stars

"Baron Blood" *Decent dubbing, giallo lite, moody nightscapes, cursed castle, creepy stalking.*  2 1/2 stars

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace: "Illuminatum & Illuminata" *Interviewer: Do you believe in the Horned One?  the actor Todd Rivers: You mean the Hoofed One? Interviewer: Yeah.*  3 stars

Beavis & Butthead: "Time Machine" *Butthead: 1832, that's like not now.  Beavis: Yeah, aren't we more than that?* 2 1/2 stars

Twin Peaks: "Wounds and Scars" *"A country habit. We are so very trusting."* 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs:  Wes Craven's "The People Under the Stairs" *A ghetto version of Twin Peaks' "Black Lodge" where "Hills Have Eyes" type inbred freaks are trapped in the cellar and "Sometimes further in is the only way out." in a twisted Tom & Jerry style game of cat & mouse.* 3 stars

Masters of Horror: "We All Scream for Ice Cream" starring Lee Tergesen, William Forsythe, and the kid from Bad Santa and Eastbound & Down *The Good Humor Man returns from the land of the popsicles to scoop out and dish some cold and sticky revenge.* 3 stars

Gun Fu John Woo and Risky Bidness Tom Cruise present: "Mission Impossible 2" *We've got the cure, we made the disease. Dianetics incorporated.* 3 stars

Tim & Eric present: Bedtime Stories "Hole" *Spitting surreal absurdism sometimes sidetracks the sinister suburban satire.* 2 1/2 stars

MST3K presents: Charles Band's "Laserblast" *Moppy-haired stoner with a muscle-van gets to rain down the fire of the lizard alien gods on his stereotypical 70s burnout and redneck cop enemies in his one horse desert hometown.* 3 stars with riffing 2 without

Farscape: "Exodus from Genesis" *A hot time in the roach maternity ward in the outer reaches of the universe, tonight.* 3 stars

"Saga, Curse of the Shadow" aka "The Shadow Cabal" *Somewhere between Peter Jackson's LOTR and LARPers that run around yelling, "Lightning bolt, lightnight bolt, lightning bolt!"  2 1/2 stars

"Night of the Loving Dangerously" --xxx-- *With the allure of his ever-wanton ex-wife, Traci Lords, private dick, Peter North, is pulled into a web of blackmail involving his ex's new fiance- a perverted CEO  with everything to lose, Jamie Gillis,  his naughty daddy's girl daughter, and gay son's snooping photographer boyfriend.*  2 1/2 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs: "Poltergeist" *Joe Bob maligns Spielberg's involvement with a Tobe Hooper horor flick, Heather O'Rourke gives me the sads, an 80s kids bedroom is full of nostalgic shit, the mom looks sexy even with a streak of grey hair, there's some kind of message about the sinister nature of suburban sprawl,  a sassy medium with a drawl steals the show, and Joe Bob ponders the difference between "Go into the light" & "Stay away from the light."* 3 stars

Lost & Found Video Night Vol. 5 *Hot diggity tallyho* 3 stars

"Purely Physical" 1982 --xxx-- *Schmaltzy motel fornicating where the lovers' lips refuse to move when the pillow talk gets filthy.*  2 1/2 stars

Kolchak, The Night Stalker: "The Trevi Collection" *Fashion victims. Some hilariously bad acting from a witch.* 3 stars

"Gallowwalkers" starring Wesley Snipes *Spaghetti vampire western. The kind of movie Blade 3 should have been.* 3 stars

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back & Return of the Jedi ---despecialized editions--- *Impressive. Most impressive* 3 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs: 1954's U.S. version of "Godzilla"  & "Godzilla vs. Mothra" *Tokyo stompin' in a Texas trailer park.* 3 stars

"Manborg" 2011 *Will Ferrell's 'Westworld', Scott Pilgrim vs. Mega City 1, Napoleon Dynamite 2: Judgment Day, Tom Green's 'Total Recall', Jim Carrey's "Battlefield Earth', Sam Raimi's 'Mortal Kombat: Annihilation', Paul Verhoeven's 'Army of Darkness', Patrick Swazy, Jacki Chan, Jake Busey, and Cynthia Rothrock  in 'Revenge of the Sith'.*  3 stars

Masters of Horror: Stuart Gordon presents Edgar Alan Poe's "The Black Cat" *Pluto, the little devil.* 2 1/2 stars

rifftrax presents: "The Last Slumber Party" *More potty-mouthed and homophobic than a Wayans Bros. "Horror" "Comedy" "Movie"* 2 1/2 stars with riffing 1 1/2 without

The Outer Limits: George R.R. Martin's "Sandkings" starring Beau & Lloyd Bridges *Red menace* 3 stars

rifftrax presents: "Battlefield Earth" *L. Ron Hubbard's  The Passion of the Prometheus as acted out by the rat-brained man-animal, John Travolta.*  2 stars with riffing 1 star without

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs: Mel Brooks "Spaceballs" 3 stars

rifftrax presents "Fantasic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" *Fate of world hangs in balance while obnoxious bantering, obnoxious celebrity  style wedding is overshadowing focus, obnoxious background extras actors mug for the camera and stare at the pop culture status heroes, obnoxious twirling mustache Dr. Doom villain moments, obnoxious studio thinking Galactus is a stupid concept and yet going through with having his threat to earth being the plot-- leaving us with a cloud of lame spacedust* 1 1/2 stars with riffing 1 star without

Troma presents: Lucio Fulci's "Rome 2072: The New Gladiators" *Televised brutality in a cyber-disco dystopia where the cities of the future are painfully obvious scale models covered in Christmas lights and dirtbikes along with karate chops are still considered pretty badass.* 2 1/2 stars

--- Game of Thrones: Season 3 episode 1

*The inept, pudgy comic relief gets to stumble around  in the snow avoiding ice zombies,

the dashing dwarf gets dissed by dear old dad,

the high class pimp positions himself near the daughter of the woman who always shunned his advances,

the would be future queen shows kindess to orphans and gets politely scolded for it,

a crow defects to the king beyond the wall,

a fiery zealot harshly deals with infidels,

a shiprecked war veteran brother puts himself back in harm's way to try to talk sense to his witch's pussy whipped brother,

the king of the north returns to his scorched hometown and imprisons his mum there,

a puppy eyed dragon mama sails with her seasick soldiers and goes shopping for baby slaughtering drone warriors while narrowly escaping creepy child with scorpion assassination attempt.*

3 stars

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rifftrax' Mike Nelson riffs "Predator" *"Speak mono-Slavic-ally and carry a big stick."* 3 plus stars with riffing 3 without

George Lucas & Ron Howard present: "Willow" *In order to save a red-headed bastard baby, Frodo Skywalker  fellowships a force of ragtags including a Han Solo in Pocahontas drag, an indian in the cupboard Kevin Pollack,  and a wizard lady trapped by spell in the body of a wombat.*  3 stars

rifftrax presents: "Twilight: New Moon" *A frigid, psycho chick gets dumped by her prissy,  older, unhealthy obsession. she then begins having night terrors ruining  the sleep of her closet gay lumberjack dad. next, she begins leading a lovesick  puppydog around on a leash while getting wreckless on a mopad, attempting suicide  for attention and all before going on a sisterhood of traveling pants adventure to a pretentious Anne Rice version of faggy Europe. 1980s teens were awesome. 2000s teens are awful.*  2 stars with riffing 1 star without

---- monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs:

"Slaughter High" aka "April Fool's Day"

*These jokers aint' f-f-f-foolin'. They like their drugs, they like their sex, they like their cruel pranks on nerds.

Unlucky for them,  their 10th year class reunion takes place at the now abandoned old high school in the middle of nowhere on a rainy night.

It's the perfect setting for an old dark house horror mixed with Agatha Christie style revenge picture.

This is one of the best episodes of monstervision.

It features a classic 1980s slasher flick, it has the original mail girl, Joe Bob skewers the logic of the TNT censors, and he reads an awkward letter from a male admirer named Rufus.*

3 stars

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"A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors" *Freddy flew over the cuckoos' nest* 3 stars

The Outer Limits: "Valerie 23" *Do androids sleep mode with electric wet dreams? 2 be or R2D2? See, I could think of some existential questions to ask my prototype sexbot over a romantic dinner, especially if she were the first sentient being of her kind, and had Hulk strength for no apparently necessary reason.* 2 1/2 stars

Jamie Gillis in "Midnight Heat" 1983 --xxx-- *Rare grime. A gem of a different time. Seedy NYC.* 3 stars

Masters of Horror: "The Washingtonians" *Patriotic blue hairs set their wooden teeth on edge about the disclosure of that rich colonial tradition of chomping on cherry tastin' child flesh.* 2 stars

Farscape: "Throne for a Loss" *Rigel, the royal pain in the rear.*  3 stars

"Hellraiser 2: Hellbound" uncut *The stigmata of Sigmund Freud, from the makers of 'Scratch it, sniff it, squeeze it, suck it,' now available at finer novelty shops.* 3 stars

Twin Peaks: "On the Wings of Love" *Hangover cures, hidden secret half-sister, hallelujah for the hard of hearing, hometown beauty pageant queen hitlist, and hoot owl hieroglypics.* 2 1/2 stars

Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs:  Randy Quaid in "Parents" *A Norman Rockwell painting hanging on the wall behind the desk at the Bates Motel.* 3 stars

The Outer Limits: "Blood Brothers" *Twelve immortal monkeys* 2 1/2 stars

"Kill List" 2011 -- *This feels like it could be a Garth Ennis story. It has old mates drinking together and shooting the shite about life. It has acts of extreme violence almost to the point  of dark comedy. It has a bleak poignancy. There's also the occult undertones like a Hellblazer comic.* 3 stars

William Hurt in Ken Russell's "Altered States" *Waiting, in a fish-bowl, for Godot.* 3 stars

Kolchak, The Night Stalker: "Chopper" *Stunt motorcycle riding, sword slashing specter with separation anxiety.* 3 stars

Farscape: "Back, and Back, and Back to the Future" *"Psychic Spanish-fly," alien lady combat, genetically structured spy seductress, quantum singularity also known as a blackhole used as a soul saving secret weapon of mass destruction that is seriously in jeopardy of being stolen or accidentally set off."* 3 stars

"The Wind" starring Meg Foster, Wings Hauser, & Steve Railsback *Swept up in stormy solitude and story.* 3 stars

The Outer Limits: "The Second Soul" *Lending our dead bodies, like they were used cars, to alien parasites, leads to some serious moral implications. Feels like a 50s style sci fi message about the dangers of multiculturalism given a more progressive twist at the end.* 2 1/2 stars

"Virgin Witch" --sexploitation-- *Prissy Galore throws a feisty spell when a group of dysfunctional devil worshippers decide they really, really fancy her.* 2 1/2 stars

Van Damme / Raul Julia "Streetfighter" *"Who wants to go home, and who wants to go with ME?!" Self aware dumb fun.*  2 1/2 stars

rifftrax' Mike Nelson riffs "xXx" starring Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, & Asia Argento *Double Ohhh Seven sez, "Do the DEW, dude."* 3 stars with riffing 2 stars without

#rifftrax #cannon films #septic man #larry cohen #farscape #sci fi channel #garth marenghi's darkplace #albert pyun #masters of horror #beyond the door #lost and found video night #kolchak #existenz #space hunter adventures in the forbidden zone #joe bob briggs #monstervision #william lustig #rhinestone cowgirls #mst3k #night of the loving dangeorusly #gallowwalkers #manborg #the outer limits #troma #jamie gillis #kill list #meg foster

[tehanifarr]

Tomorrow is the day of the 40th anniversary exhibition celebrating H.R Giger’s Alien 👽 So exited to have my Merreen III “Mother Machine” at this unbelievable event! I created the planet machine concept of Merreen of the Machines when I was 13 years old after seeing for the first time a book of Giger. So all her storyline world & universe it totally inspired from Giger, years before I watched Alien for the first time. It’s a totally life changing experience to be part of this world tour with @creatorsoflegends. For whoever that can go to the event tomorrow here in the link below: https://www.facebook.com/events/2230900787226697/?ti=ia . Based on the Photographic Art of: Pawel Szenk & 5isalive . #artoftehanifarr #hrgigermuseum #tehanifarr #hrgiger #giger #biomechanic #alien #scifi #darkscifi #redhed #ginger #artist #illustration #drawing #art #drawing_expression #art_whisper #sketch_dailydose #top_drawing_art (at Mexico City, Mexico) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvhNOlAJzHR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1999tu1ppeb9h

#artoftehanifarr #hrgigermuseum #tehanifarr #hrgiger #giger #biomechanic #alien #scifi #darkscifi #redhed #ginger #artist #illustration #drawing #art #drawing_expression #art_whisper #sketch_dailydose #top_drawing_art

[thecaptainsgingersnap]

😘 + Rosie?

Rose- pretty much everyone

Ginger Snap- Superhero name

Mariposa- - Cisco (when they're dating)

(Little) Flower- Harry

Rose Bud- H.R.

Petit Flamme- Sherloque

Petal- Nash

Fireball- Ralph

Rosalinda- Hartley

Not my girlfriend - Winn

Rosie- Kris, Carli, Roni

Other me- Rosalind

Beckon of Passion- during Crisis

Send me a 😘 + an oc and I’ll tell you what nicknames other characters give them