#hal you are right

[that-one-enby-ranger]

Halt: What do you think of Crowley? *pause* Pritchard: *sighs* Nice pal. Halt: I think he’s gay.

#rangers apprentice #ra #halt o'carrick #ra memes #incorrect rangers apprentice #crowley meratyn #ra pritchard #pritchard #source: bohemian rhapsody movie #when this quote i honestly got really excited #because its from my favorite movie #hal you are right #he is gay #or pan #just queer in general #i personally think hes panromantic

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?

#dcu #batman #bruce wayne #green arrow #oliver queen #fake tweets #things I was not able to adequately convey in the format: #obviously Bruce's reasoning is really a lot closer to Ollie's but Bruce has a secret identity to maintain and Ollie... well #I don't know if you can make it out but his twitter profile pic is him in the Green Arrow costume and that's not accidental #also I am pretty sure that Bruce does just have the first airing date of The Price is Right saved in a corner of his mind palace #just in case it's ever relevant to a case #and he's angry at Ollie because Ollie knows that and also knows Bruce can't admit it because it would raise too many questions #also I did consider an extra scene where they tag-team harass Lex #but it just didn't sound right to me #also I put a whole load of Green Arrow references in here #Q-Core N_Singh and H_Fyff are all from the Nu52 Green Arrow runs #albeit Naomi and Henry are at least in the good Nu52 runs #obviously this is post-Snowbirds Don't Fly/Hard Travelling Heroes in general so Oliver is trolling Hal and setting up needle exchanges #and even Hal explaining to Ollie what Twilight is is a reference to one of the most dated things about the Arrow pilot: #the extremely tacky Twilight joke #anyway hope you enjoyed!

[toytle]

merry halbarry to those who celebrate, santa got me their gay little sits + footsie playing activities this year ❤️💚

#halbarry #the flash #barry allen #green lantern #hal jordan #dc #dc comics #dc fanart #detective comics #danart #alt text #described #now THIS is how you end the year!!! #love them so bad but this piece truly killed me esp the colors #but then i’d zoom out and rly look at it and it’s like ohhh. they’re adorable i need to jump out a window right now actually

[cringefail-clown]

thinking about them again (turnabout au post-scratch jakehal)

#homestuck #homestuck au #jake english #hal strider #grandpa harley #sort of #jakehal #haljake #turnabout au #homestuck turnabout #ive been listening to lord huron as of late and the feelz got me #i had love like ghost on repeat while drawing this so u should give it a listen for the full experience #their doomed romance just hits right #knowing that falling in love with this person will end in tragedy and heartbreak and loss and doing so anyway #because the few happy moments you get to share with them outweight the decades of soul-crushing grief youll have to endure

[hijinxinprogress]

I need the jl to discover that Captain Marvel is a menace

Billy gets arrested as Captain Marvel and he’s just a smug menace the whole time despite being on comms with the league “Of course, I understand the seriousness of this situation! I will absolutely comply, I completely understand that you need the code…the code is 1-3-1-2. Also, I want my lawyer 😇” which gets leaked to the press both audio and visual which leads to the jl claiming that CM had been impersonated and their only evidence is the stupid ass grin on his face

The jl was investigating the misuse of a magical artifact and discovered that a group of police officers had joined a cult. Before they had the chance to gather the evidence proving those officers guilty but they’d already sealed away the artifact so Marvel suggested getting himself arrested to incriminate them and he was a little too happy about it

Let’s be honest, Billy only gets caught by the police bc he can commit to a bit and he’s pretending to be an ancient magic immortal so why would he run from a regular civilian human?? But on the inside Billy is dry heaving and sobbing bc he knows that the police could never catch him on his worst day even if he was personally broadcasting his location

Speaking of broadcasting isn’t Billy a fucking radio host?? I know he’s a fucking asshole during commercial breaks “This next commercial reminds me of a recent encounter with officer smith who got lost three blocks from his station” and it cuts to a fucking toilet paper commercial (people swear they heard him mutter ‘bc you’re absolute shit at your job’)

Sometimes people will call in to debate his views on the police and he’ll have a three hour philosophical debate but actual cops will call in to argue with him and Billy’s making your mom jokes and playing air horn noises or 2016 vines like a fucking child 

Billy probably gets caught when he graduates high school bc his yearbook quote is like marvels most well known quote “Captain Marvel coast city precinct, interrogation room 5 (Oct 14 XXXX) 3:37-4:31” billy added too much information and it gets flagged by the watchtowers security system so the jl has a meeting about the breach in security and Marvel’s like ‘yeaaahh, that was me mb’ and batman is making disapproving noises bc ‘this is serious, Marvel! high school graduate, William-’ he can’t finish bc Marvel’s gagging dramatically ‘Billy. It’s Billy ohmygod’

batman, on the verge of a breakdown: who is this kid?? Why does he know the time, date, and location of an undercover league operation??

Marvel, avoiding eye contact with Cyborg who helped picked out his outfit for the yearbook photo currently being projected: ahaha about that…

Cyborg, who distinctly remembers telling Billy not to do anything fucking stupid: 😐

(Vic has framed the picture of the ‘oh shit’ look on Billy’s face when superman lunges across the table damn near in hysterics)

#billy batson #dc captain marvel #justice league #dc comics #billy batson says acab #street kid billy batson #ACAB!billy batson #feral billy batson #batman #superman #cyborg dc #Hal is also an asshole so the next time batman lectures him he’s like ‘dude you punched a four year old 🤨 I can’t fuck up worse than that #Billy offended: ‘I was eight actually’ #Barry 🤏🏾 close to sobbing: ‘that’s not better…you know that right?’

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #so like aliexpress used to have a terrible reputation in terms of like quality and truth in advertising and such right #but like. amazon and etsy are swamped with bootleggers and dropshippers now too #so I figured like. can't be any worse right? #besides I know how to double check descriptions and measurements and examine images critically #I've shopped shady sites before like back when banggood was the only place to get those cute diy miniature kits #(now you can get them at regular craft store chains which is Wild to me) #but I have never opened aliexpress because everyone was always just like 'Never Go There' #(but then again these days folks are doing massive temu hauls left and right) #(so clearly norms have changed even if common perception of aliexpress has not) #I open it up and I immediately find the rug I spent an entire day hunting for unsuccessfully earlier in the month. #and a ton of incredible bootleg kirbs. #and a style of hair clip I've been hunting for for *years*. #soooo I spent the entire day in a pastel fugue lol #(I have not spent any money yet but I'm probably gonna) #(so like I can't confirm that you're not gonna get scammed or whatever just like. use common sense.) #(don't trust sale prices read descriptions/reviews when available and try to avoid work stolen from independent artists) #(that's usually gonna be on printed stuff like phone cases and posters) #(and tbh I have no qualms with stolen official art as long as the quality is as advertised) #(but there's a big difference between stealing from Multinational Corporation and stealing from Some Guy) #anyway done rambling now <3

[stuckasmain]

He’s trying.

Og meme:

#2001 a space odyssey #2001 aso #Halman #dave bowman #hal 9000 #david bowman #2001 fanart #meme art #if it translated right he’s saying please over and over in binary #try to rizz you up meme

[queen-lance]

Legends of the DC Universe v1 #9 // Green Lantern v2 #76 // 52 v1 #8

I will always love the fact that Ollie doesn't give a damn about what the law says. He goes with his gut. If he sees anything unjust, he will help no matter what

#''yeah TECHNICALLY they committed a crime sure. you don't have all the facts: they were right'' #I was gonna actually write a mini essay but it's almost dawn here and my sleepy brain wants to post this #ollie queen #oliver queen #green arrow #hal jordan #green lantern #ralph dibny #elongated man #dc #dc comics #comics #queenlance post

[solidssnakeass]

Otacon: You mean I'd only get in your way... (Feeling bitter about his helplessness)

Snake: Wrong. Only you can save those hostages. Got it?

Gripping Otacon by the shoulders, Snake reassures him. Smiling, Otacon nods his head.

#otasune #solid snake #otacon #hal emmerich #mgs2 #mgs4 #They make me. Insane. #mgs #metal gear solid #ada's screencaps #ada speaks #caption is from the script found in the document of metal gear solid 2 #i NEEDED to compare these ok. it was making me fucking crazy #mgs2 spoilers #snake. giving otacon a Directive every time he notices him getting upset. because... that's how snake gets through life. #'that's your job right? to support me?' snake. i know you know what youre doing. #both times. he reassures otacon by affirming his importance to him #stresses that he cannot go on without his help and support #and it goes both ways #otacon gives snake purpose too #in the novel otacon says that snake has a 'tragic sense of responsibility' for raiden and meryl. but he suspects also extends to him #and it does #but despite everything... he chooses to carry this weight. he is directionless without a purpose #this is how snake keeps going #its why he took on responsibility for 50 huskies in alaska #its why he took it upon himself to make sure meryl got out of shadow moses alive 'for himself' and not for campbell #its why he joins otacon in atoning for their sins via philanthropy #and in these moments he reminds otacon that they have a job to do not because he is insensitive or uncaring #but because he himself functions this way. you can't change the past. but you can make a better future.

[batarangsoundsdumb]

some people have prophetic visions, i have the image of oliver and hal fighting over a green plastic lawn chair at the justice league barbecue rotating in my mind all hours of the day

#them trying to bump each other off by scooting their ass to the side !!! #it's like one of those basic lawn chairs in green arrow AND green lantern green #clark is like 'you know we have enough chairs right?' #and hal and oliver at the SAME TIME like 'its about the PRINCIPLE' #damn right its about the principle #also @ ma and pa kent. why do you only have one green lawn chair at home. maybe shouldve thought about it before hosting the jla barbecue #hal jordan #green lantern #oliver queen #green arrow #dc #jla #justice league #the justice league

[flashdoesahundredyarddash]

Me sharing this first on Twitter and then walking over to Tumblr to post.......

POV...your friend who you're in love with gets a star sapphire ring after saving you...

literally....literally swooning. Hal, he LITERALLY swept you off your feet in battle...

#loml hal jordan #thinking about Star Sapphire Barry #is there a fic on him getting a star sapphire ring #carol actually supports the gays and is one themself...she is PROUD and the reason of Barry getting that ring hear me out #speedster ramble #barry allen #hal jordan #YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT FOLKS USER FLASHDOESAHUNDREDYARDDASH UPLOADS AND IS ALIVE! #I come back and #my first post is halbarry #my art #dc #me posting more on twitter but dw ill be on here and everywhere #naturally hal just has sappy love songs in her head the minute Barry transforms into a Star Sapphire #green lantern #the flash #I LOVE USING CLIP STUDIO OMMMGGG MY FAVORITE DRAWING APP #also conversations I have on twitter are pleasant #even though I talk about random things #halbarry

[harpoonsnotspoons]

Pineapples are in my head...

...Got nobody 'cause I'm braindead

#If you thought of Eddsworld #You're right #lil hal #hal homestuck #hal strider #lil hal homestuck #dirk strider #homestuck dirk #dirk homestuck #beta dirk strider #bro strider #I won't even lie #He's meant to be seen as either or #Both even #homestuck #obligatory art tag #🕶️🔌 #I love Glass Animals by the way #It's very mecore

[thwackk]

i demand your arts

here u can have this one single piece of fanart i made for the fanfic that literally ruined my entire life

#the little house on the prairie halbarry… #if you know you know #halbarry #hal jordan #barry allen #kyle rayner #guy gardner #they r fuckin silly and nothing bad happens in the story i promise. everything is fine forever :) #i gotta be so honest right now that shit is the best thing i’ve ever read in my entire life i am so completely dead serious you dont even kn #i would do horrible ungodly things to farmer barry #what. sorry the demons won #okay honestly i could gush abt this fanfic for literal days it’s not funny i could make like a whole powerpoint abt it it’s been driving me #absolutely crazy please help me #im so normal abt it #my art lol #the absolute grip this shit still has on me… i’ll never get over it

[rillette]

Check this out the adult lanterns looking after the (more like babysit) Younger lanterns.

he's listening! he doesn't get it, but he's listening!

#hal jordan #parallax #kyle rayner #basketball #asks <3 #ty for the ask!! #this is how the parallax arc went right #you know when you like. try to explain smth to ur parents and they just do not get it. like they're trying so hard but they just. #Don't understand like at all. that's what's happening to poor kyle rn #shoutout to hal tho he's doing his best

[all-0f-the-above]

J'onn's head shape changes throughout the historical group photos of the jl in the background of several panels during final crisis: requiem- he trusts this team, he loves this planet, and slowly takes on a more martian form. his subconscious comfort around them physically manifests as his body allowing itself to take a martian shape (all IDs in alt text)

SPOILERS FOR FINAL CRISIS: REQUIEM

he was like a grandfather or a father to some of them, a mentor to many, and a friend to all. the fact that Nightwing finds him dead is so powerful because, in this continuity, Dick has known J'onn since his time as Robin. Dick is frequently at the beginning of modern heroes (Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman) in DC, so him being the one who finds J'onn feels very full-circle

the usage of "Martian Manhunter" vs "J'onn" is of note as well. when the Secret Society is fighting him, they only refer to him as Martian Manhunter, while every single hero calls him J'onn

the day after J'onn died, a telepathic link is activated in the minds of Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Hal Jordan, Cynthia Reynolds, and Dinah Lance that causes them to record and recite J'onn's history of Mars. not only did he trust them to accept his martian form, he entrusted them with his account of his almost dead civilization. and they not only keep that promise by combining their part of the account into a book, but they also bury him on Mars so he could be reunited with his home at last

Superman being the orator at the funeral becomes even more fitting when J'onn recounts meeting a young Clark Kent in Smallville. they share not only a history, but a burden: as some of the last members of their civilizations, aliens on Earth, and heroes, J'onn frequently lent an ear to Clark's troubles

Batman is not known for his displays of affection, but the end of the comic makes clear that Bruce will miss him. with his cowl off, he leaves a single choco (the DC's version of oreos) on J'onn's casket and calls him an old friend before leaving back to Earth

J'onn's steady presence in the league is so important to their ability to come together, not just as an organization, but as a community. it is not the same without him

#ids in alt #j'onn j'onzz #martian manhunter #john jones #dc comics #detective comics #superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #dc #cynthia reynolds #not using her hero name because it's a slur! yup you read that right #ice dc #tora olafsdotter #dinah lance #black canary #oliver queen #green arrow #green lantern #hal jordan #jonathan kent #dc martians #malacandrea #final crisis #final crisis requiem

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #I used to sing Literally All The Time. #if you were the right age in the right town I guarantee you heard me at least once. #and as I got sicker and spent more and more time stuck in apartments I sang less and less. #but I'm only getting sicker #and so much of myself feels completely out of reach. #the singing at least feels like I haven't lost sight of it even if it's hard to reach. #but also it is 1 am in an apartment and my wife and partner are both sleeping and have jobs in the morning. #and it's not like I can take a quick jog down to the freeway to get it out of my system.