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theskywaslookingback · 10 months

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When I was 12 I was going to be married and have two children - Kathryne Elizabeth and David Chase.

When I was 9 my mom told me that when she was pregnant with me and took a bath, I’d roll around in her stomach like a dolphin. The thought made me sick.

When I was 17 I was in love with a boy who was a good childhood friend, and I wanted to marry him so bad I chased him away (we haven’t spoken in 13 years).

When I was 15 I kissed a boy for the first time. We dated for six weeks. I kissed him twice more, and the first time he put his tongue in my mouth I gagged.

When I was 16 I told my best friend that I didn’t understand the big deal about sex. In fact, I thought it was kind of gross. She laughed and told me to grow up.

When I was 6 I licked a boy’s desk in school because I wanted to give him cooties. I thought it was something like chicken pox.

When I was 18 I kissed a girl for the first time and thought “oh”.

When I was 14 my friend stayed the night and wanted to know if I wanted to kiss her. I told her no, because she had a boyfriend. She said it didn’t count because we were girls.

When I was 20 my stepmom told me that she thought asexuals were broken or mentally ill in some way. I stormed off to my bedroom and cried, but I didn’t know what I was crying for.

When I was 18 I had sex with two girls. After it was over I lay by myself at the edge of the bed, cold and hollow inside, and didn’t understand what I was so upset about.

When I was 11 I wanted to be a stay at home mom when I grew up.

When I was 19 I had sex with a guy for the first time. I didn’t hate it, was my first thought. My second was that I needed a shower as fast as possible.

When I was 7 I was hugged by someone and screamed because I didn’t want them to touch me. I didn’t have the words for it back then.

When I was 20 I had a panic attack before my fiancé came over to visit, because I knew we’d be alone and I knew I couldn’t tell him no.

When I was 20 I told him no and it didn’t matter.

When I was 15 I got caught looking up porn on my dad’s laptop. I got in worse trouble because it was gay porn. “You’re just upset with boys right now, you’ll grow out of it.”

When I was 5 my dad would read parts of the Bible out loud every night. He paid special attention to the parts condemning homosexuality, like he knew somehow even then.

When I was 19 I heard the word asexual for the first time, and dismissed it out of hand.

When I was 25 I cradled it to my heart like a balm.

When I was 20 I decided I was never going to have children.

When I was 19 I thought I was pregnant, and decided to kill myself if I was.

When I was 26 I said the words ‘asexual lesbian’ for the first time to myself, and crawled under the covers to hide.

When I was 28 a friend sent me a comic about aromanticism. I saw all the parts of me that were on display there and decided I wasn’t strong enough to acknowledge it just yet.

When I was 27 I told my friend that the only time I wanted to be married was when I was sick and wanted to be taken care of. The rest of the time the thought terrified me.

When I was 15 I told myself that no one would ever love me.

When I was 29 I decided that I didn’t care.

When I was 13 I thought I knew exactly what my life would be like when I was 30.

When I was 30 I was relieved to have been so wrong.

#happy birthday month to me #and late pride i guess #idk i was thinking about all the words i didn’t have as a teenager and all the ways i tortured myself before i learned them #personal

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shirehobbit · 3 months

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CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE AFTER MONTHS OF BEING ON TICKETEK MARKETPLACE I FINALLY GOT ERAS TOUR TICKETS TODAY WHAT THE FUXKKKKK 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣😭😭😭

#lia talks #G RESERVE BUT ILL TAKE IT AAAAAAAAAAA #tho now that I’ve got a system set up I might try for better seats #and if I do pass these on to others who missed out in me life #JESUS CHRIST WHAT A TRIP #and it pinged as I was getting ready for work too #I was like no luck all weekend but let me just try a little bit Monday morning #cause I work in a lab so I only have limited time to try #unlike people who work from home who can be on all day #AAAAAAAAAAH #taylor swift #HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH TO ME

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lcevinolusola · 9 months

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FREE SEAT UPGRADE TO SEE PENTATONIX FUCK YEAH IM SO EXHXUSGEGEV!!!!!!!!!!

#have i mentioned that i love them so much #im seeing my man KEVIN FUCKING OLUSOLA I WANT TO BITE SOMETHING IM SO EXCITED #i haven't seen them in so long theyre my favs in the entire world im :((((#and like originally i was 3 floors up and they had extra tickets so now ya bitch is RIGHT NEXT TO THE STAGE #happy birthday month to me #personal

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hereeverysaturday · 11 months

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#happy June #happy pride 🌈#happy birthday month to me #gpoy

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timelesslyjune · 2 years

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it’s my birthday month :-)

#channelling kimmy this month #birthday power #happy birthday month to me

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inavagrant-a · 2 years

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“Bow before me, worms!” (With the intention to devoid oneself from any ounce of human emotion because it’s subconsciously perceived as an imperfection)

#out.#you can guess I have been feasting this far #hAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH TO ME #eS ONLY GONNA GET BETTER OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO AWRAXAWRAXA

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asteralien · 2 years

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today’s to-do:

cut fabric for my thor 4 opening night waistcoat

cut bangs

start painting bathroom green

LISTEN TO THE SONS AND SONSABILITY FINALE

#happy birthday month to ME #but first: migraine meds 😎#mythtakes

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rissaito · 1 month

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hm, the commotion isn’t unwelcome… just this time.

#BYE the way this was supposed to be for alhaitham’s birthday over a MONTH ago #and the slowest drawer in the world award goes to… ME!! WAHOO #but hey at least i finished it instead of letting it rot in my wip folder for the rest of time #better late than never #happy bday alhaitham #my art #genshin impact #alhaitham #kaveh #paimon #nahida #cyno #tighnari #2024 art #rissaito

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veganmikehanlon · 10 months

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my birthday is the first day of leo season and that’s all you need to know abt me

#was scheduled for the 22nd but said nope #not for me thanks #i was also almost born on the bridge #but twins had been born on the bridge like a week before #so like no i ain’t no follower #happy birthday month to me #happy birthday to me and me only #veganmo

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stonersweetiexx · 1 year

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Someone drew me and my babies for my birthday with my favorite quote.

#personal #me #Elizabeth Kübler Ross #pets #my babies #happy birthday month to me

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humans-are-tasty · 2 months

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#dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #one piece #crochawk #crocodile x mihawk #my art #i'll post this topknot version of mihawk here #some primarily chicken scratch drawings from the past couple months #also mihawk is the cutest op character to me #these are a mess #Oh yeah also its mihawks birthday so happy birthday #fellow pisces

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ba0shanblack · 28 days

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Joong said Hwa is: “Quieter than anyone else, but when he spreads his wings he is more gorgeous than anyone, like a peacock”

Hwa said “maybe these are the words I needed to hear the most” and that it hit more coming from Hongjoong ❤️‍🩹❤️

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l3viat8an · 5 months

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Nsfw ♛

Happy birthday Solomon you old ass mf mwah <3

CW: Blowjob, fantasizing / dirty thoughts- Idk it’s basically Solomon having a dirty imagination- light bondage mentioned + Solomon sending you a dick pic- I think that’s it helppjsjs

Solomon had been thinking about it all morning….about how you had to leave early as usual to help those brothers with some minor disaster or another.

How you left him in his big, lonely, bed with only the memories of the night before.

He’s stuck thinking about how good you felt, your lips wrapped around his cock while his hand was tangled in you hair, stroking, guiding, gently tugging every now and then when he felt like you were teasing him too much.

His other hand holding yours, fingers laced with his so you can squeeze if it’s too much. The way you looked up at him, your eyes looked so bright and eager.

“O-oh. fuck… little star, right t-there,” he praised, when your tongue kitten licked the tip of his cock. watching your face relax as you leaned forward taking a deep breath, and letting Solomon buck his hips into your face, your muffled moans vibrating around his cock.

“Fuck,” he mutters, running a hand through his still messy bed head, the other hand slipping under the waistband of his pajama pants, pulling his cock out and groaning as he starts to jerk off.

The things you do to him- just the thought of you tearing up, being on your knees for him and ready to have his cock down your throat has him leaking, soft moans slipping past his lips as he slowed his pace, idly rubbing his thumb over his tip as he lets his mind wander a bit more.

Still full of thoughts about you, maybe a new scenarios? One with him, tying your hands behind your back with your uniform tie.

the light pink material tied, just tight enough to sting, but not too tight that it’ll stop your blood flow.

Gods, the image he had in his head made him want to go and drag you away from the others and just…help him, focus on him.

He can picture it so clearly in his head, you’re not even out of your uniform yet. Already on your knees as you take him as deep into your mouth as you could, your nails digging into his thighs as his hips bucked into your face, his cock making you choke and gag, your face covered in your drool and his cum….

a fantasy he needs to come true. and that’s when he decides to text you, ‘When will you be home?‘ a small pause between his texts, ‘I need you :(‘ ‘Need to fuck that pretty throat of yours.‘ followed by a picture of his flushed red -and still hard- cock.

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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Prompt 84

Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead!

So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back!

Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then!

Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age!

#dcxdp #dpxdc #City Children Au #Prompts #Each city is from a different timeline lol #Bruce is an angy 16 year old vigilante and was Not prepared to be the oldest #Dick hasn't told them his birthday #and isn't revealing he's older than this Bruce by a few months #Clark is just happy to make friends and he brought pie! his ma and him made it!#Dick is wheezing at these itty bitty versions of Bruce and Clark- this is great and hilarious and oh god he has to protect them #Billy is chanting to do it whenever someone has a Bad Idea- He's just become the Champion of Magic & the gods encourage it #Danny is delighted to have more friends and he's not the oldest Or the youngest so yay!#they're having fun #lots of fun in all their timelines and in the realms too #if they get in trouble they call their city-parents #“Alfred says I'm a polite young man. He also says that if someone tries to grab me to use my teeth”#“Sounds about right” “Mood” “Biting is always good” “But what about diseases??”#“Hey Danny you like alien stuff right- do you think you can help me and the others translate this it came from the ship i was on”#“Omg Billy you should teach us mortal magic and we can teach you are stuff”#Dick: I don't wanna be the responsible one so I'm going to encourage them all to be Worse :)#At some point the squad is going to end up in some other timeline and confuse the fuck out of the JL lol #dick grayson #danny fenton #billy batson #clark kent #bruce wayne

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post-it-notes7 · 7 months

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he knows about your midnight habits, Meta

#galacta knight #meta knight #post's art gallery #kirby #happy birthday GK!#he has multiple if we're looking at all the kssu release dates but I'm going with this one #ironically a clean six month divide between him and MK. yes having opposite birthday dates makes their rivals dynamic even funnier to me

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bumnyv · 3 months

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you remember this in blood of olympus right

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