Barty and Sirius hanging out:
Regulus: I don't like this. *crossing his arms*
Remus: I don't either. *crossing their arms*
Regulus: ask him out already before he takes away my boyfriend.
Remus: wh-.. what? first of all, in order for barty to be your boyfriend, you need to ask him out.
Regulus: *waves them off* ask my brother out, i'll ask barty out.
Remus; you first.
Regulus: no you.
Sirius across the room: *whispers* is it working?
Barty: I think so, if we kiss would it speed up the process?
Sirius: maybe, should we?
Barty:
Sirius:
Barty: maybe?
Sirius: okay.. *leans forward to kiss Barty, when hes yank back* REGULUS OUCH?
Regulus: DONT KISS MY BOYFRIEND
REMUS: DONT KISS MY BOYFRIEND
Barty and Sirius looks at each other: it worked
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Need more content of Remus being all wolfy near the full moon — but not like a “snappy, protective, always in pain” type of wolfy. That’s amazing and angsty and I’m all for it. But also hear me out.
More of “I just growled at a cat on instinct but I’m pretty sure it was McGonagall what do I do”
“I almost just howled during a lecture because I heard something else howl from in the forest, it was so embarrassing please put me out of my misery”
“Moony wants me to pee on that tree but I absolutely will not and now I have a headache existence is hell”
“I need to chew on something like right now but my fingernails are pleading for mercy”
“The excuse for why I shook off the water like a wet dog and didn’t do a drying spell is that I forgot, okay?”
Basically, the small things that are still annoying and embarrassing, but not as bad as “I’ve got lots of deep scarring and chronic pain :(” because there’s probably more to being a werewolf than just the downright awful bits, right?
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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #61
Tom (talking to Abraxas): Thank you, Alfred.
~later~
Harry (to Tom): Alfred? Now we all know you know his name isn’t Alfred.
Tom: He was getting too comfortable. When people get too comfortable with me it’s better to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
Harry (frowning): You’ve got issues, Tamsyn.
Tom: 👁️ 👄 👁️
…Tamsyn?
Harry: Oh sorry, do you prefer Tammy?
Tom (smiling): I do not, Henrietta.
Harry (arches brow): Henrietta?
Tom: Oh apologies, do you prefer Harriet?
Harry: I prefer that you don’t address me at all—
Tom: Fine by me. I’d much rather undress you.
Harry: 👁️ 👄 👁️
… (to himself) That was pretty smooth…gonna have to remember to use that line on Ginny.
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I think my favorite trope in middle grade books is how firmly the narrator manages to convince themselves they're going to have a "normal" anything. (vacation, walk, school year, etc)
Like it's definitely not healthy in any way, but I admire their total commitment to it. like, bud. did you see the cover of this book? the MC tries so hard to have the major plot point not happen so hard, and they never succeed.
feel free to add if you know of more books/MC's that do this, I made a list in the tags, but it's kinda short.
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Draco takes him somewhere, drags him away from the job Harry loves ("Hold on—just one more lesson to plan." "Darling, it's one day." "It's werewolves, Draco, I have to get it right!") and they portkey to India to visit relatives Draco painstakingly tracked down. When they get there, Harry's overwhelmed with stories about his grandparents and cousins and his family tells him that he is welcome back, anytime. Harry is stunned when they get home, and for a minute Draco wonders if it was too much, if it wasn't his place, but then Harry tackles him into a hug that lasts until they make it to the bed.
Professor!Harry! Indian heritage trip! Ahh two beloved headcanons together, and the most thoughtful birthday gift. I love this idea anon 🥹
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Guys~~
Ea-Nasir as Sirius Black
So, hear me out
Do you remember that tumblr post about Ea-Nasir, the one who sold shitty copper around like 5000 years ago?
Well, so someone mentioned that like, someone must have had to be pretty fucking mad to write a complain on a clay, you know? And also that this fucking guy had all of this complains stored on his fucking house
Which is Hilarious, that right there, was a fucking joke
He was a motherfucking prankster with an hilarious sense of humour
And. . . It got me thinking
I am in the Harry Potter fandom, you see?
You know something very similar to this clay tablets, things that could only be wrote with a special anger quantity? HOWLERS. Just think about it.
At first i just thought he was a hilarious prankster but he didn't give me Fred and George vibes, they were far far far too flashy
But you know who he did vibe with? Who was just as dramatic as he was? Sirius Fucking Black
Because be realistic here, Sirius was always making his mother mad, he knew he did great if his mother sent him a howler about it. He would find it peak of comedy to store them, and then like show them as if he were seal collectionist
-This was because I sent home a toilet seat. This one was when we make everyone have green hair for a week-
And so on
But then,I remembered. Howlers explode.
And I was so sad, because he couldn't store them
But then, this hilarious image came to my mind of like, Sirius putting the howlers' ashes on glass jars. Labelling them, and storing them in a room like Ea-Nasir
And then I remembered this other post about someone who wanted to be cremated and the turn it's ashes into a gemstone, and then like
He would totally do that
He would one day hear he could do this and then, he and James would run to his jar store room, and he would totally gemstone the shit out of them
And then like, I don't know put then on a ring. And using it instead of the heir ring
And then he would flash it to Walburga and say something sick like
《The ashes of your resentment forged this gemstone in which the path of my life lays 》
Or some sick burn like that
Because
That gemstone is his life, every decision he took lays there, all he has done to make a path for himself to forge his life is in that gemstone.
And I just think that would be beautiful, hilarious.... but beautiful
And anyways thanks you for coming to my Ted Talk
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