#he is also his biological son

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #139

NWH AU where Tony's been in a coma this whole time. He still is. But the world thinks he's dead.

One day, Rhodey is in some science place (maybe SI, maybe a community college where he was giving a speech?) and he sees this kid tinkering who looks exactly like Tony Stark. The teen Tony Stark from when he first met him at MIT. Even down to the mannerisms. He goes up and has a brief conversation with this stranger, just curious. Then he leaves.

Unbeknownst to the kid, Peter, Rhodey managed to grab something for a DNA test. The kid just looked too much like his best friend. Like seeing a ghost

When they analyze the DNA, they learn that this kid is in fact Tony's biological son

Rhodey goes back to find the kid, this time bringing Happy. Peter gets to have the super fun conversation where two people who should know him but don't tell him that the person he saw as a father was his actual father, only it's too late

They convince Peter to come with them eventually. And Peter gets the shock of his entire life

Over the next little while, at Tony's bedside, Peter gets to know Morgan (who he would've seen as a sister anyway but this is insane). He also gets reacquainted with Rhodey, Happy, and Pepper, who all admittedly find him a bit sus with how much he seems to know.

But...this is Tony's kid. His son. So they let him be there, let him talk to Tony and hold his hand. 

Finally, finally, Tony wakes up.

And it turns out, being in a coma and thought dead by the entire world, including wizards, makes one exempt from certain magic

Bonus:

As he sits by Tony's bedside, Peter has to grapple with a lot of emotions. One of them is the realization that he was never actually related to Uncle Ben, which makes him feel like his uncle and aunt died for nothing

Pepper helps him through it. Even not knowing him the way she once did, she knows plenty about guilt complexes and chosen family. She assures Peter that he's still a Parker, no matter what, and that his aunt and uncle wouldn't have given him up for the world

Another thing Peter deals with is the fear of Tony waking up and not knowing him. It breaks his heart just thinking about it.

Cue THE most relieving hurt/comfort reunion ever imagined

#peter (crying): you remember me? #tony (also crying): obviously?? I did all this to bring you back #ironfam: the hell tony?? why didn't you ever tell us you had a son?!?! #tony: what? you guys know peter.. #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #miscommunication and confusion continue until they finally get through to tony that peter is not just his emotional son #he is also his biological son #tony: ...HOW has this not come up before??? kid we did all those tests on your freaky spider dna- #entire room: YOUR SON IS SPIDER-MAN?!?! #iron dad and spider son #tony stark #peter parker #nwh fix-it #endgame who? #ironfam #tony once he somehow restores FRIDAY'S files and discovers she literally did run a paternity test: why didn't you tell me this hon? #FRIDAY: all data indicated that you already knew and were acting as peter's father #queueueueue #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :) #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements

[swan2swan]

Annual reminder that Aang wasn't a terrible dad, that one episode was badly written and had poor perspective. Aang was a busy, working dad who had a lot of stuff to do, and then suddenly his third kid was a full-on Airbender and he was literally the only one qualified to teach this baby, so then he finally had an excuse to put his family before his duties ("My family IS my duty now, suckers!!!"), and so Kya and Bumi were all "What the heck, Dad???" because they were now teens (iirc) and they missed out on all that stuff.

It was basically Aang going from "my family has 20% of my time" to "my family has 40% of my time". Still not enough, probably, but Aang could finally go and explore his own culture without feeling guilty about leaving the rest of the world to fend for itself.

#poor dude probably had all kinds of mental issues #also literally everything else about his dadhood has been outstanding #his son gets a high rank in the navy #his lesbian daughter gets to go do her thing #tenzin had it hardest of all the kids #we can also get into the whole part where Aang's whole culture separated parents from their kids #so he wasn't exactly raised with a child-to-biological-parent bond himself #the perils of culture clash...especially with a devoted water tribe mother #you've got a culture that says ''Family is EVERYTHING parents will teach their children for LIFE'' #meeting a culture that says ''Everyone in the world is your family so you have to treat them equally'' #.....gosh that story really needs to be explored more #and they could NOT have delivered it more clumsily #or wrapped it up more frustratingly #''here we are lamenting all our insecurities and inner doubts but LOOK THIS FAMILY PHOTO SHOWS US HAPPY WE MUST HAVE BEEN HAPPY'' #I mean...they were #but it was also poorly executed #legend of korra #tlok #atla #how to tell the casuals from those who take this seriously #''aang was a bad dad'' do you even READ SUBTEXT

[hella1975]

your sokka is SO sokka and i say this as someone who holds him so dear ur writing of him is amazing. tbh im sooo fussy with his portrayal but its pretty nailed. like so many fics (esp zukka and zuko centric and ESPECIALLY ones where hakoda like adopts zuko) he's constantly pushed to the side in favour of zukos issues and zukos problems when in reality sokka is very hurt himself and has suffered a lot. man i GET taob sokka i really do bc people seem to think he was a lil mean but nobody seems to realise when you're in sokkas position it would've read like everyone was against you. all the swt men, including his dad who snapped at him, and even katara and aang and suki tell him to give zuko a chance and the fact that they were trusting someone who had hurt all of them so much- because yes WE know zuko wouldn't have killed them, but the gaang didn't. not when they were being chased and terrorised, and when sokka had his trust betrayed in the prison, he had absolutely every right to hate zuko, esp when it felt like everyone who he thought would understand his feelings, including his own dad who had been hiding his relationship with zuko from him, seems against him. his conversation with hakoda was probably my favourite scene in taob just bc he was allowed to feel like that without being treated by the narrative as someone just being mean to poor little zuko. he gets to be a sourpuss and angry and jealous at zuko for feeling like hed been replaced by his own dad. all of the water tribe men get this treatment like they're not written as bad people for being wary or disliking zuko initially (even chena despite being enemy no.1 at the start). his convo with hakoda was so important bc it stressed the detail that yes zuko has suffered and deserves to be cared for but SOKKA is his son, his actual child who is so hard on himself for things out of his control and who has hurt so much and deserves just as much as zuko does. sokka is just a baby my boy. he's not the main character but he's just as complex and intricate as zuko, not just in taob but also for the times we have seen him in tams there's been keen detail to his emotion and how he's feeling pointed out

me rn

#BESTIEEEEEEEEE YOU GET IT <333 #like ik the atla fandom including unfortunately some taob locals are generally AWFUL with sokka when zuko is involved #but it really was only a handful of taob readers esp in the grand scheme and i do want to clarify that #but now we're on the same page. OH MY GOD WHEN I SAY I WANTED TO PHYSICALLY FIGHT SOME PEOPLE #JUST THE SHAMELESS FAVOURITISM??? THE EXPECTATION THAT I TREAT A CHARACTER AS SOMETHING NOT-HUMAN BC THEY HAPPEN TO BE MEAN TO THEIR FAVE?? #like idc if zuko means a lot to you!! idc if it's sad seeing people be mean to him bc you relate to him so much!! #id be a terrible writer if i treated the other characters as planets in zuko's orbit. THEY dont know they're in his story #and sokka is a fucking sixteen year old. like come on i get mad when people do the same with chena being a dick to zuko #but at least he's a grown man. sokka is a TEENAGER. even if he was being irrational that would be completely fair #bc teenagers ARE FAMOUSLOY IRRATIONAL!?!?!?! GO OUTSIDE??!?!?!!? #anyway. im so normal about this topic and hold noooo grudges not any haha #remembering when someone commeted saying me personally as a real life person i was insidious and evil for insinuating #that adopted children arent worth as much as biological children and i should NEVER adopt bc im clearly the Worst #when that is not only an insane thing to say to a stranger on the internet but also. not what happened #hakoda never adopted zuko. that's a joke made in fandom. jokes are when people say untrue things for comedic affect #adoption is an actual official process of willingly and actively bringing a child into your family #NOT taking some teenage symbol of your culture's oppression as a prisoner and unwillingly growing attached #and now he's someone you're fond of and feel protective over as is natural of an adult towards a hurting child #but your actual son feels replaced and it's especially cutting bc of aforementioned symbol of your culture's oppression #and also this specific kid was a dick to him. like as a pretty notable part of his character he was a dick to him #so you reassure him bc that is your actual real life son. yeah? #are we on the same page? are we good? please i dont know how much more i can take- #taob asks #ask

[thehappiestgolucky]

Still by far my most favourite headcanon I’ve ever made. There is no evidence, these two have only a few lines of dialogue. Ones a ghost and the other dies when you talk to him enough.

But Xero is Tiso’s dad, trust me I’m totally correct.

#hollow knight #doodles #hk tiso #hk xero #shitty doodle because i wanna doodle these two again #imagine being an ant who only got to me this dad when he visits a dead kingdom and meets his ghost. tiso things #*meet his. not me this. tablet- #anyway- good thing every other au i make let’s xero be the proper dad of tiso. i say as if i don’t doodle dead xero doing just that. #and also yes biological dad. this man passed on his dumbass gene to his son #iconic #they are father and son and it means so much to meeee #i’d doodle the oc siblings of tiso i made if i was braver </3. and the oc sister of xero. #ants. dumbass ants. not very good at staying alive ants. #these two are never gonna be touched when silksong arrive it’s free brainrot estate. #i should doodle xero more again. *the* blorbo #funny that i doodle tiso more that he seems like my favourite but it’s actually xero. tiso is just so simple- #triangle as opposed to more complex triangles. my god he passed down the shape gene too/jkjk

[icewitcher]

Just realized it's been a week I didn't play FFXIV and that after I reach that Heavensward part.

The " A smile... better suits a hero." part in english.

And in french "But you... You have such a beautiful smile... Try to not forget mine...."

Definitively in my top 5/top 10 lines that hurt my soul deeply.

And Alphi and the others doesn't make things easier when they say "I didn't know you were so close/had such a relationship.". Like bitch... Are you trying to make me cry ? Like I don't need to know. I know that Haurchefant was flirty with the WoL but not sure I would be able to handle it if they were in a romantic relationship or a queerplatonic relation so deep that it hurts bc WoL reaction was already hurting me by dropping to the knees and holding so gently his hand with their own so adding this and make it canon ?

It's the killing blow.

Well done Yoshi-P, well fucking done. But also you goddamn bastard. How dare you hurt my feelings like this. Do you want to take away what's left of my tears that Honkai Impact 3rd chapter 25 of main story, "Everlasting Flames" animation, the end of the Kolosten arc, "Thus Spoke Apocalypse" animation and the whole Elysian realm arc hasn't take from me ?

#final fantasy 14 #heavensward #haurchefant greystone #ffxiv haurchefant #I'll miss you buddy #Also note that it take me one week after doing the Vault part and everything that comes with it to post this #I really needed to cope with it before to post my feelings and reactions about the cutscenes #Alphi and Aymeric to WoL: I'm sorry to know that Lord Haurchefant was your SO #Me: Who allowed you to hurt me like this ? Who allowed you to reveal this in the aftermath of the Vault ? #WoL: Reject Red Mage and Dark Knight return to Dragoon to kill the ex leader of Ishgard and his knights. #Especially the knight that took away a bright smile early. #Special mention to Lord Fortemps reaction that made me understand that this really happened #and that his son was truly gone #And then they drop that Aymeric his the arcbishop's son #I was like WTF !? Ishgard is really that fucked up !? #What's next ? Cid is going to die ? We won't be reunited with the other Scions until Stormblood ? #Leaving character development to Wol Tataru and Alphinaud ? #Estinien being a half dragon and half human in a biological way but he grew up with his human/Elezeen parents ?

[spending-life-pretending]

started golden fool. i’m ill.

#me #rote #tawny man trilogy #There’s too much!! there’s too much immediately!!! I can’t handle this!! #too many thoughts too many feelings #how to deal with your biological son (he doesn’t know he’s your biological son) being jealous of your adopted son. #how to talk to your biological son without revealing your true identity. #how to deal with bio son reminding you of you but not being able to be the father u both long(ed) for #how to deal with everyone at court thinking you’re fucking your best friend. pretend you’re clueless (u might actually be) #meanwhile best friend is definitely down to fuck you if you asked #and has become your sugar daddy somehow. oh plus he’s cutting your hair. but you’re his servant. but he’s cutting your hair. how to b normal #anyway I’m literally only 80 pages in. SLOW DOWN KINGS #also I’m haha scared. bc I know the vague shape of what’s coming #there’s a storm on the horizon. help

[abyssal-ali]

Working on my Burned my Wings epilogue (Dami POV) and I suddenly had a beautiful crack idea. Talia adopts Jason and Dami gets a big brother, right?

(In another universe thats not the BMW-verse): When Damian goes to Gotham, he gets two/three big brothers and 3 big sisters. Adoption is just how he obtains siblings. He was too little to have the birds and bees talk at the League, and the Bats see him as a baby (he is) so he never gets any Talk (even when he gets older. He is still Baby.)

Basically, he believes in the stork-- except the stork is adoption/your parent bringing home a random child and going "meet your new sibling".

Shenanigans of some sort ensue.

#If you use this (please use this) please tag me! #Batfam Shenanigans #Damian Wayne #This is also how he obtains his pets btw #He saw batcow and said “that one's mine now” and no one did anything about it except say “oh no he got Bruce's adoption gene” #What they forget is that it's fatal. Talia did the same thing to Jason. Its in both halves of his genes. this boy will be overrun by kids/p #He genuinely has no idea how children usually appear and is confused by the whole thing in general #“You mean you don't just see a kid on the street and take it home???” #“You mean you don't just see a Stray dog and bring it back home?? Why not?” #Someone talks about how they're getting a sibling in a couple months and they're ecxcited/bummed #Damian: you know *months* in advance? Oh you mean the official adoption paperwork *nodding* #Person he's talking to: ... dude this is my biological sibling...we're not adopting--my mom is pregnant... #Damian: ... what? #(Of course in this universe there's no “true/blood son” antics etc)

[strangeknight]

so what do you call your parents?

mother:

mother

ma (said jewishly)

her first name

lady (said like “lady i just work here” or “lady you are dumb as rocks”)

father:

father

sir

if im talking about him to my mother i call him “your husband”

chef if i’m in the kitchen with him (not even necessarily cooking)

#asks #nora #neighbor #he is my biological father my mother has never been married to anyone else or had a child with anyone else #it’s like that one meme. my son pickles and his brother beet #‘why do you only call pickles your son is beet not also your son’ ‘i don’t like him’

[novasolstarr]

This is my third time trying to post, Tumblr is being so RUDE

I WANNA POST MY FUNNY MAN PLEASE, PLEASE TUMBLR

HES JUST A FUNNY LITTLE FUCKED UP, NONHUMAN, FRUITY FELLA

LET ME POST MY SON SOBBING ON YOU

This little idiot is my son Arius, I love my son Arius. He’s a humanoid goblin who isn’t ever truly human and usually some form of funny fucked up monster that was once helping to pick off the human race and has since long retired to a more peaceful life. He met his funny little human husband Jack during that time and also ended up adopting Jack’s current kids as his own [Because he wants kids so bad it makes him look stupid, but he’s also had a hard time finding a partner until recently…and he’s gay]

He will adopt the first lost child he sees, the little silly WILL have a father figure who’s a wee bit on the spectrum [That’s okay, we love the autistic dad figure who’s learning about humanity]

I will so happily answer anything asked about him, he is my little funny fella after all and hgghgvbwbwbwbvlvllvvl

Sorry I love him even if he’s my own OC

#my oc stuff #my oc #sketch #traditional sketch #oc #oc sketch #sketches #oc sketches #LET ME POST ABOUT MY SON PLEASE #hes my little guy #my little meow meow #he’s my baby boy #silly little guy #goober guy dare I say #Arius I love you Arius #he’s so father figure #doodles #doodle #oc doodles #he also had a biological child with his husband :3

[batfamfucker]

I will now be personally headcanoning that Bruce pulled Tim aside one day to ask his opinion on if Tim would ever consider changing or adding Alfred to his middle name(s). I've always interpreted Jack Drake as having been abusive towards Tim, due to some of the comics where he's been violent and such (Like the time he destroyed some of Tim's belongings and such when he was angry at him, or the straight up neglect when Jack and Janet went to explore the world regularly and leave Tim behind, forgot his birthday, etc), and so I feel like sometimes Tim would feel icky about keeping his middle name as 'Jackson' after his biological father (I'm surprised he ever kept 'Drake' and didn't just fully move to 'Wayne', but alas). I feel like Bruce would also be aware that Tim sometimes feels left out of the family, especially due to the early years of him and Damian's dynamic and constantly being told he was never Bruce's 'real son'. It doesn't take a lot of common sense to realise those kind of words will linger, even after the brothers have improved their relationship. I had originally thought to consider this with Damian, but he's already named after Thomas, so I feel as though Bruce would choose Tim so that he gets to both honour his second father, and let Tim know that he will always be Bruce's son and a part of the family, regardless of DNA. Tim accepts, and so his middle name becomes Alfred, instead of Jackson.

Alfred doesn't find out until he's going over some family legal documents and sees it. He cries when he does.

#I feel as though Bruce would have also considered Jason especially when Jason adores Alfred #And he knows Jason can also feel estranged from the family for obvious reasons #So I feel he would've discussed it with him too as well as Dick to let them know that he isn't trying to leave either of them out #Or make them feel like they're not his sons. But he thinks it would really help Tim's ongoing doubts whilst ensuring he wasn't named #After his abuser (Again I'm ignoring the Drake thing) #And I think Jason and Dick would be understand of it. Dick is named after his biological dad who he loves so he's all good. And Jason is #Aware that Bruce loves him after some therapy and family counselling sessions that Bruce took them to to improve their relationship #Which worked. So Jason knows Bruce is always going to cherish him as his son despite their history. And also both #Brothers are very aware of Tim's feelings (Jason and Tim have bonded over it. He knows how bad Tim can get mentally when he thinks about it #too much) so Jason is completely fine letting his baby brother have the name. Makes up for those bad early days between them a little #Which Jason does still feel guilty about and has talked over with Tim during some of their deep talks where he apologised for it. #Either way I feel like it's the classic Big BrotherTM who also wants his Baby BrotherTM to be okay even if he doesn't admit it #I'm also headcanoning that Cass who didn't have a middle name was approached by Bruce who asked if she liked Martha as a contender #She definitely did #Anyway- I won't tag everyone because I've used half the tag limit already so just the ones in the post #Tim Drake #Bruce Wayne #Alfred Pennyworth #Robin #Red Robin #Batman #Agent A #Tim Drake Wayne #Tim Wayne #Batfamily #Abuse mention tw #Headcanon

[tennessoui]

Miss Kit your fans (me) are begging to know if Korkie recovers from his baby crush on Leia or if he's SO MAD at his Dad fir eventually making them step-siblings and dooming their love? Or is it just weird flashbacks where everytime Leia wears her hair in buns he's like my dad wouldn't have got together with her dad if I hadn't likened them to a breakfast item...

omg now this is interesting lol i feel like korkie doesn't know about the skywalker-kenobi relationship until they feel comfortable to announce it to all the kids

(luke knows before this because he catches them kissing, leia figures it out a few months later because luke is terrible at lying, korkie doesn't know until he's told)

but they're all firmly like. 7 or 8 before they know their dads are together and i think korkie has moved on in his baby crushes saga

BUT he will probably always blush when he sees cinnamon buns (especially after leia is his step-sister because oh god he had a crush on his step sister!!)

AND at the same time he DOES claim credit for getting them together because of the whole thing. he knows that's like gold in this rag tag family and he will slyly use it to get better presents for christmas or his favorite meals for dinner because his dad (later dads) did not raise a quitter!!

my boy baby korkie contains multitudes!!!

#asks #headmaster obi-wan au #obikin #im torn because i do like korkie being obi-wans biological son #but also i watched love actually recently with the rest of the world #and like the idea of obi-wan being his step father and there being no biological relation #but his real mom died so all he has is obi-wan #like that would be another interesting dynamic #has anyone ever said what if obi-wan was liam neeson in that movie lmao #(i say this

[angelsdean]

not enough human AU fics take advantage of the concept of casifer by making lucifer be cas's identical twin brother. enough nice AU twin jimmy, let cas have a literal evil twin wreaking havoc on his life

#lucifer poses as cas and tries to cause problems in his relationship w/ dean #dean doesn't know cas has an identical twin bc cas does not speak of lucifer #and then one day dean conveniently sees ''cas'' w/ someone else and thinks cas is cheating #luc is doing all this on purpose of course #or lucifer has been in jail for years but then breaks out / gets out on parole and cas doesn't know abt it bc he's cut ties w/ his family #and then lucifer shows up to mess w/ cas's life (maybe cas is the reason he was in jail) #ALSO. AUs where identical twin lucifer gets kelly pregnant and kelly dies lucifer is in jail and cas is left to raise jack #and jack literally biologically looks just like him bc identical twins !!!! #there's so much potential why are we not tapping into that potential #i actually have a fic outline for the last one. it's a deancas single dads AU and cas is raising jack and dean thinks jack is his son #bc he literally looks just like cas #vic.txt

[bumblingbabooshka]

Father and Child

#Tuvok #trans Tuvok #//blood #Had this image in my head and couldn't get it out v_v #do /not/ tag this as f*tish art =_= #trans Tuvok has one child with his husband then meets T'Pel and the two of them immediately fall in love and start seeing one another #in secret (gasp!) then one day Tuvok shows up at T'Pel's home and challenges her husband for her hand in marriage (gasp!) #and T'Pel obviously wants Tuvok to wiiiin~ she shaves his head in the bathroom and doesn't even /look/ at her husband when the fight begins #Tuvok wins (of course) and the two live happily ever after~ #Sek is still the oldest - he's T'Pel's son and he becomes a big brother when Tuvok and T'Pel marry one another #Tuvok had one child and it went..................stressfully so he decided he didn't want to have any more biological children v_v #T'Pel was more than willing to get pregnant again bc Sek was such an easy pregnancy (and an easy baby...and an easy child...and-) #Tuvok is a house''wife'' and T'Pel is bad at housework so Tuvok offers (insists) on helping her since her husband complains #and at first T'Pel is very irritated by him bc he acts very high-and-mighty but she eventually gets to know him better and sees that he's #actually much less uptight than he seems...he's just frustrated by his life...and they fall in love <3 #they're both looked down on because T'Pel is a bit unorthodox and also from the country while Tuvok used to be very wild and is considered #strange even now...unsocial....but they understand one another <3 #Tuvok in this picture is holding Elieth in his hands and all the stress&pain is temporarily fading as he looks into his child's eyes #All of Tuvok's children were met with an unsmiling face and so much love they grew sleepy from it...like milk #bea art tag #Tuvok art #st voyager #st voyager art #trans star trek

[esleep]

i am once again drawing my DnD character

(alcohol markers for most colors, water-based brush pen for the blacks, acrylic paint for the whites and also for the gold metallic earrings)

#pigeonposting #for the uninitiated: his name is Pigeon he's a goblin rogue/menace to society and he's also my biological son. #i will probably keep fussing with this for a while but maybe posting it will encourage me to leave it alone #dnd

[awek-s-archived]

when I got sammy at 8 weeks he was so reserved and shy and bullied by the other bunny he roomed with and now at 16 weeks he is literally the devil incarnate

#which is funny considering his namesake 🤭 and also funny for me bc he chews my socks and my fingers and bites my chin and my CABLES …… #and I have to chase him around the living room like a dog and he does binkies the entire way around like this is not a joke I am trying to #catch you for realsies right now #and then he’s like I’m gna headbutt u and scratch u for no reason as well and btw I will also terrorise your dog 24/7 #and I love him so bad for it that’s my son it’s like I’m his biological father #as I typed this he literally hit his head trying to stand up under the table #he’s an idiot #aweks.txt

[4giorno]

OH MY GOD THANK YOU this is finally funny "toddler stuck in the body of an adult" content and of course it happens when its just jack and CAS

#<333 #i dont think its funny when he drinks beer or is confused abt and involved in situations abt sex #it just makes me uncomfortable bc i can only think like thats lichrally a 2 year old luvs x #but this? posing as fbi and seeing a teddy bear and immediately going 'omg [name] the talking bear! i have one!!!' to the cop #and when she looks at him weird he says 'uhhh for my stepson. ronald' #like getting into funny little situations bc of the qualities of a normal baby that he has???? thank goddddd mwah i love it #(also can i say that i loooove so much that he said stepson for his 'cover story' instead of son? #im assuming here but like none of his dads are his biological dads so saying that came more naturally to him <3) #OMG EDIT this is where the scene of jack making a social media profile is from? 🥹🥹🥹 #':( it says here i need a parent or guardians permission to join' '... you have my permission' ':D i have his permission' #uhh ill take one million more episodes of just these two please <3