#he loves how snarky he is

[wyvernsrus]

Alpha 17: I'm tired of you two busting in here and distracting my cadets!

Fordo: *Looking up from where Ponds and Cody are attempting to climb him*

Stec: *Holding Fox under one arm and Wolffe over a shoulder*

Alpha 17: and stop trying to steal them! You have two cadets of your own!

Stec:

Fordo:

Stec: If you're tired of us, then go take a nap

#alpha 17 #alpha arc stec #captain fordo #Pretty sure I got the idea from this from an incorrect quote?? #If 17 isn't careful Fordo WILL run off with Fox #he loves how snarky he is #17's cadets are also Stec and Fordo's cadets #but only for the fun stuff #theyre the fun uncles #17 has 100% tried to throw these two off of Tipoca #They keep coming back tho

[suchawrathfullamb]

We cannot forget that Hannibal, in the script, sees Will after those three years and one of his comments is: "your hands are rough" like damn. he was like "who is treating you so poorly my baby? if you were with me that would NEVER happen. your hands would've been smooth boy"

#its so insane lol #like he literally made a little snarky comment on how he's laboring HAHA I LOVE HIM #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[syn0vial]

my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #we had a long conversation about the end of the game #mostly about astarion and karlach #he says he took multiple days to decide how to handle karlach's ending :`D #but i was just so amused by his reaction to astarion lol #he's like ''i loved my paladin's bromance with astarion! he's my best friend!' #and i was like ''oh that's nice i never even got out of neutral approval with him when i was playing paladin'' #and he was like ''you can check characters' approval? o.O'' #so while astarion was def his paladin's best friend‚ i'm not so sure his paladin was astarion's best friend if you know what i mean 😂 #he was also unhappy that his character just let astarion run off at the end without trying to follow him and make sure he was okay #and at gale for making a snarky comment about it #he was like ''i should have let him ascend 😭'' #''if this was real life i wouldn't just let my friend run off like that!'' #also: ftr despite my facetious description above let it be known that my brother is the kindest most accepting brother a dyke could ask for #he just also has a lot of stereotypical ''straight guy'' interests

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

#Chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #analysis #HAPPY CHILCHUCK DAY #You know what yeah understandable have a good day #Alcohol be a ticket straight to chilling out town I suppose #Spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #Thinking on if I should split my family masterpost into diff posts for max reach hmm #I’m def editing in the second page into that post that “I’ve got three people to think of here” sounds sooo much like that’s #how he’d think about it in a family setting as well. He works so hard for them 🥺 #I could have put 100 pics on this post to justify everything I mentioned but this is a speedrun for a reason. I’m planning so many #compilations rn i need a break from rereading lol #He’s just here to do his work!! He just wanna do his work!!! #I’m always rotating him in my brain like rotisserie chicken :( Hopefully this doesn’t sound disjointed or insane to average readers #He’s always on his guard so he has a short fuse and his type of humor & liking for snarky remarks doesn’t help #Also bc he knows nothing lasts he has a very work hard play hard mentality where ‘dying doing something you love. Like drinking’ #is nice in his opinion #This post makes it all sound so dry. Chilchuck is so messy thinking about him is thrilling I swear. This is concise but at what cost… #OH ALSO he has weird self-hate issues where he really values his skills but devalues himself on a personal level. #‘I am a coward. I only care about myself. I cheated on my wife (lying for no reason)’ etc etc #Can’t disappoint people and make them leave you if they already have no expectations and esteem of you 😏💡 #Laws are important to him bc he knows how bad punishment is if you break them and how they’re the key to getting better rights

[dykealloy]

small aside but y'know how luffy's stupidity is usually met with physical abuse of some kind? anyway. here's law's worst in response to luffy being manipulated by his arch nemesis

#i cannot emphasize enough the gentleness of this smoosh #utterly infuriating how cold/sharp law is on the outside vs. how begrudgingly soft he is with his allies (friends) #scary dude with a resting bitch face that everyone assumes fucking hates their guts because his default is snarky and sarcastic #but his friends are like oh yeah that's law he's our loser princess nerd who hasn't slept properly in 15 years we love him <3 #also cant get over law's cora themed feathered neckpiece/sweater here like truly looks that scream homosexual #one piece #op #cj's op watch-through #trafalgar law #monkey d. luffy #donquixote doflamingo #lawlu #lulaw

[princess-triton]

Warden and its big possessive cat

#my art #pokemon #PLA #warden ingo #Sneasler #look I love the fact that those two were matched together #calm old man and his big snarky lady #we now know how he lost his hair #also yes I gave him a colored matchy outfit #cause I just know he’s simping so hard for his lady

[kyouka-supremacy]

We should talk more about Akutagawa seeing Dazai in Atsushi and being revolted by him, that's such a juicy concept to explore

#I'm a strong supporter of Atsushi taking on a lot of Dazai given that he's the first somehow-positive mentor figure he ever had #And like‚ of course he does take from him! You see how high on a pedestal he holds Dazai? #And he's always with him‚ of course he'd end up assimilating some of his behavior. #Not to mention it'd fuel his more snarky‚ sassy side from the first chapters I KNOW is in Atsushi #author don't be a coward give me sassy Atsushi back #Anyways Akutagawa being absolutely repulsed by that side of Atsushi despite loving him?? We love to see it please give me more #Anyways “huddling for 'warmth' ” by averagecerealenjoyer on ao3 #ryūnosuke akutagawa #osamu dazai #atsushi nakajima #sskk #shin soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #mine #q. #29/01/23

[unnonexistence]

hermann thoughts: if i discredit newton and his approach enough, the martial won't give him the equipment for his kaiju drift, and i can protect him from himself. if he despises me for it, so be it. there is little i wouldn't sacrifice to see him safe.

newt thoughts: this is a Best Science competition and i have to Win

#unscientific aside #newmann #pacific rim #thinking about them again today #it's very easy to read hermann's animosity during the movie as him being pissed off at newt for his 'completely crazy' #theories getting attention + being a massive nuisance in general #that's exactly what it looks like if you just listen to WHAT he's saying #however if you pay attention to WHEN he says it & pay attention to his face when no one is looking it's very clear there's more going on im #like the kaiju entrails comment. newt has all these tables with guts set up right next to the line & has clearly been working there for age #theres a big pile of intestinal-looking tubes over on hermann's side of the floor already! not a peep from hermann! #but then when newt tries to join the conversation he happens to throw another little squidgy bit & suddenly hermann jumps on him about it #brings up in front of the marshall how CONSTANT this unprofessional conduct is while also cutting newt off #he physically puts himself between newt & pentecost #interrupts newt every time he tries to talk #starts making snarky little personal comments AT newt to discourage him - 'don't embarrass yourself' 'yes [just get to the point]' #'this is the point where he goes completely crazy' [significant look at newt] #keeps hovering in the background looking between newt & pentecost #like. ok he is SO MAD that newt is getting pentecost's attention here. obviously #the thing that does it for me though is how sad and resigned he looks when newt finally does get to the point #this is not the face of an angry rival #this is the face of a man with ulterior motives for his animosity #i dont think newt has any ulterior motives hes aware of lol he thinks hes in a movie about 2 geniuses vying for scientific superiority #happens to be in love with hermann but hasnt realized because hes so mad at him all the time #he only realizes how much hermann cares when he offers to drift with him

[zishuge]

Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023) | Ep. 5

#mysterious lotus casebook #莲花楼 #li lianhua #fang duobing #cheng yi #zeng shunxi #joseph zeng #cdrama #cdramaedit #mlcedit #*gifs:mine #one of my absolute most favoritest things about mlc #is how empathetic li lianhua and fang duobing are when it comes to their cases #like li lianhua is a snarky bitch most of the time and we love him for it #but he's also just so... kind #poor poor er-xiaojie #but even beyond that #and also setting aside what an achingly beautiful line of dialogue that is #她所爱之人却无人爱她 oof #i also think about this moment a lot #because he could almost be talking about li xiangyi here #and it makes my heart hurt

[tobisiksi]

I'm aware that the message of the final episode of saiki k (when he finally stopped the volcano) is that you may not know your friends completely, everyone have thoughts or things about themselves that they hide for fear, shame or more reasons but that's okay

you will never know a person completely and it doesn't need to be something bad, it's something normal, the thing is that you must accept that fact

maybe wait until the other is ready to spill the tea or just accept that you may never know

saiki's friends may not know saiki completely, at the end they accept it in the episode and wait for him to be ready because that's what friends are for

at least that's the message I got

but damn

I wish they were a little bit more insistent

I know that it could had been a cliché ending if he revealed his powers on the last episode butbutbut

#power reveals are my weak point #💥THEM💥 #nendo and his emotional rant made me sob #saiki knows ALMOST everything about his friend #but they dont know the most important thing about him #and that thing unlock a lot more #just look how he is with the psyckikers #you cant deny how much he loves to do his stupid silly trick with the spoon #or how sarcastic and snarky he is with them #also he asked for help multiple times because they were the only ppl around who knew and the only ppl HE COULD TRUST #kusuo is himself when ppl knows about his secret and you cant prove me wrong #because if they accepted it then they'll probably accept everything else right??? #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki's friends #thinking thinking thinking #i wrote this in a rush so im sorry if it is unreadable or smt

[aceredshirt13]

Bertram “Bertie” Wooster, writing stories about Jeeves: My man is a genius. The most brilliant chap I’ve ever known. I would probably die without him. We have our little spats, and he’s got a rummy sort of schadenfreude in the soul, if that is the word I want, but my life with him is so pleasant that it’s all worthwhile. I am also passionately in love with him

James “Corky” Corcoran, writing stories about Ukridge: My best friend is literally the most annoying person alive. Can’t stand his dumb ass. Every problem I have ever had in my life is his fault. There is no interaction I come out of with Ukridge in which my wallet, my belongings, and my pride are intact. It is usually all three. I am also passionately in love with him

#red randomness #jeeves and wooster #ukridge #bertie wooster #reginald jeeves #stanley featherstonehaugh ukridge #james corky corcoran #jooster #wooves #corkridge #truly the duality of wode #I love how different his two longest-running narrators are #corky is so judgemental that I don’t know if he and Bertie would get along #but it would be really funny if they were friends #Bertie DOES habitually befriend a lot of artists and writers #and Corky’s snarky internal monologue does not seem to prevent him from caring for those he snarks about #Jeeves on the other hand would hate Ukridge with the fire of a thousand suns #someday I’ll write a crossover maybe

[kanansdume]

It's so sad that Hera and Sabine got distilled down to their entire personalities basically being "snarky." Like Filoni took the fact that Hera and Sabine had senses of humor that could, yes, make them snarky in Rebels, and revolved their ENTIRE personalities around that in the Ahsoka show.

Like in Rebels, Hera is snarky sometimes, sure, but she's also one of the warmest and most nurturing personalities on the show as well as someone who DOES believe in systems (good faith systems like the Rebellion, not like the Empire obviously) and in respecting that the leadership set in place has good reasons for their rules and orders. Hera is the person who gets upset if the OTHER characters choose to just do whatever they want rather than follow orders. So yeah, she's snarky, but that doesn't mean she's someone who just does whatever she wants. It means she's someone who has a sense of humor.

And Sabine in Rebels is snarky, yes, but she has an entire arc where she goes from being a literal bratty teenager who has some issues with authority and blind loyalty to being a merciful, patient, compassionate, mature adult who respects the necessity of making decisions based on the greater good. She does still like explosives, yes, but her snark and her appreciation for a good explosive does not make up the entirety of her personality. She acts like a bit more of a bratty teenager at the beginning because she IS a teenager in the beginning, but she grows OUT of that by the end of the show and over the course of MULTIPLE different arcs per season. The fact that she's snarky doesn't mean she doesn't respect good strategy and tactics OR that she'd abandon a ceremony honoring someone she loves that she's been asked to speak at OR that she's someone who would make the selfish choice that literally undoes someone else's sacrifice. It just means she happens to have a sense of humor.

Snark is not a personality nor is it something you can base a character's personality AROUND. And yet that seems to be exactly what Filoni has done on the Ahsoka show. They're snarky characters so that means that they disrespect authority, do whatever they want, and act based purely on emotion. How interesting. How unique.

#star wars #ahsoka show #ahsoka spoilers #sabine wren #hera syndulla #by contrast ezra seems to have LOST all of his snark #like poor ezra is just a sweet little bean who doesn't have a single edge to him anymore #and sure he's pretty likable still but EZRA HAD SOME EDGE TO HIM #he was a street kid! #he grew up with the ghost crew who express love through teasing #the man knows how snark with the best of them and you wouldn't know that if all you've seen is the ahsoka show #ahsoka is so calm and aloof that she's not snarky so much as just a distant asshole

[sbd-laytall]

I bet you everything I have that in this moment Dick regretted ever giving Bruce shit as a kid.

Blackest Night: Batman (2009) #2

#Dick: *roasts Batman* haha #Dick: *gets roasted as Batman* oh no #Alexa play Karma by Taylor Swift #no but I just love how snarky Damian is #he's such a little bat (affectionate) to Dick at the start of their relationship #dick grayson #batman #damian al ghul #damian wayne #damian al ghul wayne #robin #blackest night #blackest night: batman #batman comics #dc comics #limited series #my post

[kicktwine]

oh so alisaie’s exaggerated bully behavior is 80% fanon. saying this she casually picks up a large rock

#say one thing wrong to me and you will have a wonderful few days with the rock #if angry silly girls have 100 fans etc if they have 0 fans i have died #sorry i saw a YouTube meme i vehemently disliked on principle and got mad at the only child behavior- #kipspeak #she is just short tempered and uses anger to mask other more ‘shameful’ emotions!!! alphy did the same thing with just deciding not #to express them. which is still not good and I think why he breaks and ends up teary so often now #this shortness does not translate to actually being mean to people. she only uses being mean as a shield for herself and being snarky #Is just fun for her. it’s fun for Me. you have to inconsequentually tease people or they’ll never learn to laugh at themselves #the twins and thancred 🫵 do this thing where they have big emotions but they don’t want anyone to SEE they have big weird emotions #so alphy pretends he doesn’t have them under a veneer of dignity and alisaie pretends the emotions are Something Else. thancred is #just so emotionally constipated he has trouble expressing anything. he’s got enough baggage for a flatbed #anyways. alisaie is such a compassionate and kind girl and she learned how to make snarky jokes and went ham. and she hates appearing sad o #weak or vulnerable so she blocks it off with an unapproachable emotion so no one pities her and they maybe get on with the plot #it is in fact also great at getting ppl to move away from the sad or embarrassing topic. even if the tradeoff is being more offputting #she would never (grabs youtube meme) she would never seriously bully her brother. this is sibling ribbing only. Cain instinct #just leave her be she is learning how to snark humor and she loves it she loves being sharp. alphy has wit he just keeps it close #my brother didn’t learn how to tell or receive a joke until he was 14 he took everything so seriously. he can do it now though and he’s #HILARIOUS. Don’t tell him I said that. my man knows exactly where the funny points are even if he hasn’t learned when to stop yet #too many tags. Whatever. jokey snark alisaie who sometimes compliments is happy alisaie grouchy snappy angry alisaie is way too stressed #very easy way to tell between the two. even alphy can tell between the two I believe! He tends to rib back in protest if they’re having fun #and try to stop her if they’re not having fun. case in point ‘what is that supposed to mean?!’ vs ‘alisaie ryne was only trying to help.’ #I know they’re twins but that’s such an intensely older sibling thing to do that it reels me #LONG TAGS AND THREE EDITS TO ADD ON SHORT I resent this stereotype taken too far into ooc behavior. it happened with nya #It will happen again and as a postscript let me regale you with Things U Can Notice About Character Motivation and Actions— #I’m not done let me s #she and raha are friends now I decree. ‘haha you like me’ SPUTTERING PROTEST FROM BOTH

[brooklynisher]

Pretend I’m reblogging this:

It’s a stupid Spine comp

#there’s so many quotable moments in this alone #like how the end they revive a death threat and his honest #completely genuine #not snarky at all response #was to correct him on all of their names #or the fry costume thing #or the “BYE EVERYONE! I’M GOING!!” #steam powered giraffe #spg #the spine spg #rabbit spg #zer0 spg #my stuff #he loves it here dude

[angst-iguana]

Can I just say that I love a supportive Aiden??

Like he doesn't make fun of Seiji or put him down. He works with what Seiji has and just hypes him up. Aiden instantly drops his mean boy antics and helps Seiji without a second question or thought. I love it.

#he doesn't make a snarky joke or anything #I REALLY love how much Aiden gets involved and him hyping Seiji up?!?! #I just really live for this shit #my entire life #fence comic #seiji katayama #Aiden Kane #fence redemption #fence redemption spoilers #fence #fence spoilers