johnnie guilbert is the type of man to hold your boobs for comfort. like you’ll just be laying in bed, getting ready to go to sleep and he’ll just reach over and hold your boobs with a “this is my emotional support titty”
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you don’t expect to see xavier’s slumped figure, head leaning against the metal pole beside his seat, when the subway doors open. the car is nearly empty, most of linkon city having already retired for the night.
the unoccupied spot on the bench beside him is calling your name.
even in the heavy boots of your uniform, your approach is quiet and stealthy. you don’t make any noise as you take your seat and you’re careful to keep a safe distance between the two of you.
he always looks so peaceful when he sleeps, light eyelashes brushing the tops of his cheeks and his arms crossed loosely at his chest.
the sight of him sleeping makes you reconsider your initial plan of playfully scaring him awake. while you ponder over being mischievous and simply letting him rest, your hand finds its way to your pocket to pull out your phone.
this is a picture you can’t pass up taking.
just as your thumb hovers over the shutter button, xavier’s relaxed voice, heavy with drowsiness, cuts through the still air. “what are you doing?”
you jump a bit at the unexpected question and the jerk is enough to make to capture a blurry photo of the man who is not sleeping.
“oh my god,” you say under your breath, though, the words are audible in the quiet subway car as you tuck your phone away. “you scared me.”
finally, xavier’s eyes flutter open, ocean blue irises meeting yours. he lifts his head up and groans as he stretches as though he’s been in that position for a while. it makes you wonder how long he’s been on the train. through a yawn, he tells you, “guess i stole your thunder, then.”
you pout at the fact that, even in his exhausted state, he was able to tell that you were trying to scare him. it looks like he’s given up on acting panicked when you try to catch him by surprise. as you think about ways you could actually startle the man, you realize something.
“wait, how could you tell it was me? your eyes were closed.”
and, as if it’s the most normal thing to say, xavier reveals, “i recognized your perfume. it smells good.”
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As it goes with every new brainrot I have, it’s time for Kirby crossover again :)
Kirby in one piece! With one piece’s strong focus on dreams and found family, I thought it would fit for Kirby to be a pirate that dreams of sailing to the stars and beyond. Not that this is very achievable by normal means, but we know that it’s at least possible with Eneru and the Skypiea arc :D
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Kirby has the devil fruit power of the copy-copy fruit! A paramecia activated by contact and only able to copy one fruit at a time. It can copy logias and paramecias with no problems, though actual ability using the fruit’s powers is up to Kirby to practice and figure out. Zoans can only be copied to partial transformations and cannot be awakened. Kirby doesn’t have much of a mind for haki but has a lot of latent conquerer’s haki that he doesn’t realize— it’s one of the reasons he’s able to make friends so effortlessly.
Meta Knight in this AU is a retired marine, between Captain and Rear Admiral level. He has a bat model zoan fruit that allows him to grow wings, and is a skilled swordsman. He’s retired from the marines but acts a his own separate party that is neither revolutionary, marine, nor pirate, keeping his own fleet known as the Meta-Knights. Their actions are similar to pirates despite not flying a Jolly Roger. They claim territory to protect and occasionally fight other pirate crews, and they claim no allegiance to the world government. They simply go where they are needed. Meta Knight will sometimes sail with Kirby on his small ship, the Popstar, just to keep Kirby out of trouble and make sure the ship is well stocked and well-maintained and able to be seaworthy.
Dedede is the king to one of the small countries that isn’t represented at the Reverie. That means he has a lot more freedom to do his own thing, including setting sail while taking a crew of Dees with him and leaving the country in the hands of some administrative Dees. Dedede splits his time between exploring and sailing and returning home to run his country, with the help of his trusty second in command, Bandanna Dee. Dedede has a penguin model Zoan fruit, and Bandanna doesn’t have any devil fruit but is proficient in coating their spear in haki. They’re the designated save-the-fruit-user-from-drowning person when they’re on deck.
Kirby’s crew changes because a lot of the people he recruits tend to have their own responsibilities. His crew is also full of people he’s beaten. It’s not uncommon for Kirby to sail alone, though he gets into more scrapes than usual with bad weather and rough waves. It can hardly be called a pirate crew, but Kirby has collected all the most heinous criminals under his banner and as such, the world government treats it as a threat.
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