Ironically says "where my hug at" to make people uncomfortable.
Always the biggest guy in the room, like he will make it his priority to take up as much space as he can
Has a dad sneeze. Like ACHOHOBOBOJOKOWOWOOOWOO sounds like the big bad wolf
Would tell you the most blood curdling horrifying stories of what he's done before you got to bed so you just stare up at the ceiling being like 'why am I next to their monster'
content - modern au, eren is a menace, college au, suggestive (eren asks reader to sit on his face), eren bullying zeke, eren calls reader baby + gorgeous