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#he's so done

Peter: *singing* Your heart is a muscle the size of a rat. 
Morgan: *singing* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Peter: Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s. 
Morgan: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 
Peter: Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air. 
Morgan: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 
Peter: The soles of your feet can never grow hair. 
Morgan: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 
Tony: *banging his head against a wall*

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It has been brought to my attention numerous times that I could have finished Potter - infant or adult - in many non-magical ways. These suggestions include, but are not limited to:

  • knife
  • bazooka
  • throwing off a cliff/bridge/window
  • poison (though can also be considered magical)
  • smothering
  • strangling
  • pushing in front of the Hogwarts Express
  • explosives
  • feed him to Nagini
  • step on him

I can go on, but will cease the list here, for all of our sanity. 

I understand the sentiment. 

Enough. 

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