#hello friend I hope you like this

[conretewings]

A Vander x chubby/midsized fem reader who's insecure? She's trying to get better about how she views herself since Vander doesn't like the way she looks down on her body; so she buys some lingerie but she ends up hiding it since she thinks she doesn't look good, and Vander finds it? I love your work a lot by the way :))

-ASDFGIQRKL thank you dear follower 😭❤ I apologize profusely for this taking so long I've been...going through it *nervous laugh* BUT here we go and I hope you enjoy:

VANDER X FEM!READER (chubby reader, body positivity, suggestive content)

-She sighs for the dozenth time, holding up to herself the two outfits she was trying to decide between in front of the chipped full length mirror. This was an important occasion after all, so she felt she had to look her best.

Should it be; the worn but still in good shape rust-red corseted corduroy dress, with embroidered trim along the deep V neckline and hems?

Or; the deep green and black, knee-length heavy cotton skirt and her good semi white blouse? Either would work with her clean boots and only unripped pair of stockings but which...?

Lowering them both, she stares forlornly at her thin t-shirt and shorts clad reflection, her belly, muffin top and all her thickness painfully apparent and laments, "Oh, it doesn't matter..."

"What doesn't matter?" came a deep voice from the doorway.

She glances to the side at the second reflection now visible, turning her head to properly look at the figure that just walked in and closed the door behind him, her face heating up; Vander smiles curiously at her, his own shirt completely unbuttoned and she has to fight back biting her lip. He comes up behind her and rests his broad hands on her shoulders, giving the top of her head a peck then catches her gaze in the mirror.

"Well...?" he asks, not dropping it.

Her eyes fall to the warped wood floor, "I...no matter what I wear it'll look...I'm still-"

"Hey, hey now-" he interrupts sternly, knowing all too well where she was going and shaking his head, "Love, we've talked about this. Ya know I hate it when you put yourself down 'n it just hurts you too."

"I know! But...I still just wish I could not be...ya know." She pats her belly for emphasis.

Vander turns her around to face him and gives his own 'dad bod' stomach a hearty slap, "You still think I'm attractive despite this ol' sixpack turnin' into, well, this. So what makes you think I don't find you to be the most gorgeous woman I've ever been lucky enough to know eh?"

She cracks a smile now herself, and he tilts her chin up with his knuckles, "You've been doin' better lately, not bein' so hard on yourself. I'm proud of ya for it. But ya gotta keep it up right? I'll keep tellin' ya as many times as needed you're beautiful got it?"

"Thank you, Papa Hound..." she grins, genuinely this time, and steps into his offered hug. Turning back to the mirror, she blows out a breath and holds up the skirt and blouse combo, "This one."

"Perfect," he nods, buttoning up his shirt to her silent disappointment, "Now let's get this show goin'."

After a lovely, relaxing and much-needed date, during which he'd only once; okay maybe twice technically, had to mumble apologies for having to take a moment to break up a dispute, they slowly make their way back towards home when she spies something in a barred store window that she'd normally ignore but today...

Ever observant, he notes her attention focused on something nearby and asks, "Everythin' alright love?"

"Yeah! Yeah just saw something interesting-" she panics but hides it, quickly trying to find anything else to point out and gestures to the food stand next door, "-on the menu! Maybe I'll grab some for the kids tomorrow."

Vander nods, "They'd like that. Better make sure they all get even shares or it'll be a squabble."

She laughs, assuring him she'd be completely fair, and they both continue the trip as she takes one last glance at the items she'd truly been studying...

The next afternoon, she stands in front of the mirror again, this time sporting a very different look. She blushes fiercely with a mixture of embarrassment, disbelief at her own boldness, and a streak of surprise at how well the skanty, black and red lingerie looks on her. Earlier she'd snuck back to her true target from the day before, the clothing shop she'd spotted this little number in the window of and after an awkward purchase where she'd tried to hide her face as much as possible, she'd dashed home to try it on, grateful that Vander was busy and the kids out somewhere. She'd also snapped up a bag of the spicy snacks from the stand next door to keep her cover story intact, and it wasn't completely a lie; she had been thinking of grabbing them a treat anyway.

Now she spins, checking how it looks and imagining the look on Vander's face when she stepped into view wearing...

The self-consciousness creeps back in as she sees how snug the lingerie is, and how her body shape is all the more glaringly evident. She curses herself silently for ever thinking this would work and wasting the money. Sighing, her shoulders droop-

Abruptly there's a rapid knocking on the door coupled with the voices of Mylo and Claggor calling her and talking loudly over each other. She yells to hold on, swiftly changing back into regular clothes. In her rush she curses, looking around before hurriedly stuffing the negligee into the first dresser drawer she sees and hurries out of the room, making a note to return to hide it elsewhere...

-Several hours later, Vander trudges into their shared room, exhausted from the long day and chaos of a fight that had erupted wherein the participants had refused to take it outside-so he'd 'helped' by tossing them out the door, earning them sore backsides and a couple month ban.

He kicks off his boots, then tugs his shirt over his head, tossing it in the pile next to a basket that served as a hamper. Still grumbling and cursing under his breath he slides the top dresser drawer open-

And his eyes widen, brow cocked in surprised curiosity at the garment he finds there that's most certainly not his. He pulls it out, finally realizing what the lacy, gauzy pieces of fabric are as heat rushes to his face-and other areas. How long had she had this? And how would it look on her in person instead of in the lovely, increasingly sinful images running through his head? He exhales in a shudder, feeling the blood quickly rushing downward, stunned at how much of an affect this alone had on him, and was starting to put it back when she walks in with a yawn.

"I swear, if those two have the balls to show up anytime soon I will-"

She halts, seeing him holding the lingerie and flushes fiercely, hand flying to her mouth and mumbling out a jumbled rush of excuses, "Oh! Oh Van I uh, ha, yeah I can explain it-it's just-I was gonna take it back it was j-just an experiment yeah but it doesn't work-I can't-"

In a couple strides he's in front of her, hands on her waist and pulling her against himself, thumbs running over her hips, leaning in and dropping his voice to that low, gruff octave he knew she enjoyed, "But love, ya can't take it back...not after what I may do to you with it..."

"Wait-r-really? You like it?" she sputters, "I mean, the problem is it...doesn't really work for...you know, me..."

Vander draws a deep breath, letting it out in a soft growl and she feels the goosebumps prick her skin from the almost feral gleam in his eyes, "Firstly, what did we talk about yesterday? Secondly..." he pulls her in closer and she gives a groan feeling how hard he already is pressed against her belly, the sound doing nothing to help this, "I think this is good enough proof I like the idea of it on ya, darlin'..and the only problem is you're not gonna be wearin' it for long after ya put it on...now, been a long day yeah? What say we get ready for bed..?"

At last her lingering pain begin to melt away as she sees not just the lust, but the sincere love in his gaze, and the doubt is replaced by a glow of confidence blooming in her chest and she smiles suggestively up at him, "I think that's a perfect idea..."

@mooshroom-cows @archerofthemists @immortalbumblebee @vander-affectionate @barbersjoy @jarlyne @lucklesslongshot @shitfacedanon @katattacker

Sorry if I forgot anyone I'll add as I remember

#arcane fanfiction #arcane vander #arcane vander x reader #vander arcane #ask and you shall receive #mildly spicy #plus size reader #hello friend I hope you like this #I had a lot of fun writing it

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!! #I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁) #it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (: #and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

[egophiliac]

IT'S BUNNY TIME EVERYBODY

(feat. Dilla)

(bugle accompaniment by Yuu)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #ah...the eternal dilemma of 'is it hair dye or whimsical anime hair'. and so we roll the dice again. #so it's canon now that yuu is inexplicably great at bugling. everybody get ready to incorporate that incredible trivia into your characters #anyway HELLO THERE madam spade #i think we have enough evidence now to say that you're not allowed into nrc unless you have an absolutely smoking mom #(riddle's mom has a smoking crater where her heart should be but we digress) #dilla likes two things: BIG VANS and also telling her son's friends all about how he used to literally refuse to not dress like a bunny #and yet now he does not wish to dress like a bunny. :( deuce what HAPPENED #meanwhile epel is too polite to whine at his best friend's mom so he's just hoping vil never finds out he wore a bonnet #silver is like 'i'm the handsomest little marching band boy. i'm taking this outfit back to show everyone.' #and ortho put all his points into POWERFUL THIGHS #he minmaxed leg day and is going to go kick a tree in half #can't wait for part 2 to see if they resolve the exciting cliffhanger of whether or not silver finds an alarm clock

[sleepy-moons]

gojo constantly tells you he'd die for you. at the start of your relationship, you would kind of roll your eyes at the comment. he's so dramatic, you'd think to yourself, though you'd appreciate the sentiment nonetheless. but as time went on, and as your relationship blossomed, you began to feel a pang in your heart every time he said it.

an ache so deep in your spirit, that you could cry whenever he'd go on a mission. because you knew, that while he was fighting for a better society, for the eradication of curses and corruption, there was a large part of him that was fighting solely for you. for your safety. and if that meant he had to die for that to happen, so be it.

i don't want you to die for me. words you never thought you'd have to say to the love of your life. you want to spend the rest of your life with this man. why must he insist on showing his love in death?

he'd always give you a little smile when you'd say that, because he knows tears will be following soon after.

i know. there wasn't much more to be said after that. just a mutual understanding that a devastating heartbreak is lingering somewhere down the line, inevitable. he just hopes that in his next life, he gets to spend more time with you.

#gojo satoru #gojo x reader #jjk x reader #I've been thinking a lot about gojo recently #I'm not the type of person to indulge in angst (does this classify as angst???) #or any type of sad media bc I'm delulu and like happy endings #but this has been floating around my noggin and I had to write it down #he is so so devoted to you. he doesn't care to throw his life away for you #anyways hello my friends long time no see !! #this is longer than I intended and it has hardly been proofread but I hope y'all enjoy ! #.satoru

[bebemoon]

look for the name: TARA

magda butrym sheer floral tattoo printed gown in grey print

givenchy "voyou" floral leather shoulder bag, s/s 2o23

western affair "spotlight silver" leather heels w/ silver metal spikes

tokyomilk "ice queen no. 73" eau de parfum

floating world "demon tail" handmade sterling silver earrings

#i knew a tara in school and she had crazy beautiful hazel eyes and tattoos on her hands #a friend told me she works for a law firm now i think #anyway if you're that tara hello girl i was probably a little in love with you lol #tara #name #request #outfit #hope you like ! #grey #black #silver #metal #ethereal and thorny #edp #perfume #tokyomilk #footwear #spikes #western affair #floating world #earrings #jewellry #purse #bag #givenchy #magda butrym #sheer #gown #queue

[kissingagrumpygiant]

One day I'll get to the bottom of the gale hate thing. Like what's wrong with him that's pissing everyone off he's literally just sitting there sopping wet and silly and he has a gay little earing and he compliments me all the time you guys are sick

#sorry you hate the whimsical nature of magic? #and also that possible partners might have had a love life before you??? #like imagine youre fucking GOD and suddenly she cuts you off and tells you to kys. would you be like 'ok! :) i hope we can stay friends' #HELLO??? HELPPPPPPPP. HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE #ariel talks

[fortes-fortuna-iogurtum]

there are too many thoughts inside of me at all times.

#hello friends hope you all are doing well. my words have been abandoning me lately. #I talk a lot and feel like I say nothing. it is truly frustrating. #meanwhile I am doing a bible word study and realizing that all the things I have realized in the past might be valid #(namely the way that a lot of people in my church tradition try to reduce biblical concepts of 'peace' to a sort of inward emotional state #and that's not actually a great way to interpret the biblical concept of shalom. like at all. and massively cheats a lot of communities out #of the actual practical real-life extension of the kingdom and how it's supposed to function) #also I had a minor crisis a few days ago when I looked at a boy who I know only vaguely and thought 'oh. shoot. he's cute.' #I am not used to having these sorts of thoughts or at least not to acknowledging them to myself #not sure why I'm telling tumblr this but I have no one else to tell it to and I feel like I should get it out of my system lol :') #ok logging off again gotta eat some noodles and finish this assignment with is already late #I will see you guys at a later date #(probably not too much later tho bc it is spring break and I am unfortunately stuck at college and there are very few other people here :') #gurt says stuff

[crescentfool]

not indicative of anything, just something silly i thought about! feel free to fill in the variables with whatever you like.

#lizzy speaks #HELLO TUMBLR. this question was brought to you by me from 1 AM who woke up in the middle of being sick #this was a genuine question i thought about. i joked around in my head that i was sick bc im clearly just a host for my little blorbos #but actually though i think i just had a silly little reaction to taking the flu shot #me playing sr with friends at reset with my beloved wife squiffy wondering 'why do i feel hot?' (completely forgot about the flu shot) #anyway! i hope you are all have an excellent weekend. please make sure to stay hydrated! #and feel free to rb with thoughts i need to see what everyone's relationship is with a parasitic god-like entity #not that the entity needs to be a parasite but yknow. i think its fun #also related but unrelated whenever im unwell i think about kitaro. im like. damn. he works so hard for SEES... #going and climbing through tartarus through all that even if it makes him sick.. ue ue ue he is everything to me

[brighteststar707]

Hello I’m back and I have this meme to offer you that I made in my absence <3

#hello friends I missed you #hope you like my little offering #there will probably be more where this came from #mystic messenger #barbie #mystic messenger saeyoung #faye talks #barbie meme

[angelicartemis]

SMALL HELLO PAINT POST RAGHHH!!!

I was drawing a little on @artastic-friend's DJMM/MM Hello Paint board last night, now I'm gonna throw my drawings up. :D

FIRST OF ALL HOWEVER, I painfully DREW @ntls-24722's OC COMET BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON HE HAD A GRIP ON ME IN THAT VERY MOMENT.

March was there to witness me draw this nearly the entire time. 💀 I wanna say this took around 1 hour or so? Maybe a little more because I could not stop looking over it. 😭 As you can see by my tiny doodle alone, my hand was going through it. 💀💀💀 BUT I DID THIS FOR THE BIG MAN BECAUSE HE PRETTY!! ✨✨✨ I definitely wanna try to draw Comet more, but god damn, he is a piece of WORK. /lh

Anyway here are the rest of the doodles! :D This time they're just of DJ. Not a lot of drawings, but that's because I literally draw at a snail's pace. 🗿

Little March cameo

Anyway yea that's it *crawls in a hole and dies*

#djmm #fnaf djmm #dj music man #hello paint #ntls-24722 #artastic-friend #akikothefuzzball #never gonna be over that Comet drawing dude #I love that I managed to draw it- BUT AT WHAT COST 💀 #oh right the cost of my hand nearly falling off :D #it's fine now don't worry 💀 #BUT YEA RARRAGARAGARSDJBZH COMET GO BRRR #I think March had mentioned to me that they found it funny that NTLS had logged off the board literally as I started to draw Comet 💀 #IT WAS FINE EITHER WAY LMAO #especially since I have a problem with my drawings being recognized by others as I'm drawing them #like if I feel eyes on me while I'm drawing then it gets harder to draw 💀💀💀 #but ragargrss anyway #IDK IF YOU'VE SEEN IT YET BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE THE COMET DRAWING MAN 😭‼️✨

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Are you still active on tumblr?

YES I am!! Sorry friends for dropping off the face of the earth, I got a job and I had to move and it was a lot. But I am less stressed now and I hope I can get back to posting more regularly!! I really missed it (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

I will never leave tumblr because there is no other place on the internet where I can tell people that 80% of the time when I try to introduce myself to someone in the office that I haven’t met yet I get so focused on smiling and holding eye contact that I forget the part where I actually have to introduce myself (°□°)

#HELLO FRIENDS #how are you!! I missed you! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #I hope you all had a good summer!! #mine was very nice even though there was a lot of stress and new things happening #suddenly there were so many adult things in my life that at the end of the day I just sat on the couch and watched decorating shows #I love decorating shows but today they showed this decorating competition and one woman had to decorate her whole bedroom coral #and then I knew it was time to go back #friends I've done so many new things the past few weeks!! I've really underestimated what this new chapter of my life would be like #it's very nice and I'm glad but I've never thought about things like insurance and taxes and parallel parking before #and I'm in a new apartment and everything!! ✧⁺⸜(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧ #it is a very good apartment but the landlord left us so many of their chairs #this does not sound like a problem but we also owned chairs before #so our chair number is doubled now #the kitchen is full of chairs the balcony is full of chairs #I've hidden two chairs behind the TV but I can still see their chair heads and then I feel bad because they do not deserve this #they should be roaming free #also rode a BIKE #they say you never forget how to ride a bike #but my secret is that I never really knew how to ride one #in Germany all students have to do a bicyle test in fourth grade and I was so bad that my teacher asked me #afterwards if I had tried to confuse the other students #I just said 'uh yes' and then he said ok and I passed with the worst bicyle grade of the whole school #I hade made 8 bicyle mistakes #I hope you're doing well friends!! see you soon!! #have a nice day :)

[roselise]

(1 Corinthians 13:14) :*:。 ♡

#<3 #bible verse #bible scripture #bible study #pink #faith #hello my friends ! <3 #happy saturday c: #this is one of my favorite verses ! #i like to read it when i need a good reminder what love actually is c: #i think it can be hard to feel it sometimes #but the love of God is infinite #and endures forever ! <3 #so if you ever feel unloved or not valued— God loves you ! #Jesus loves you c: #and that is a fact !! #hugs hearts & happiness! <3 #i pray blessings over all my sweet friends today ! #and genuinely hope that if you are well - safe - happy - and having a bright & beautiful day today !! #c: #xo ~ ! <3 #🎀 🤍​ :*:。 ♡ 🧸

[memewife]

most regular teenage friend group

#hello . i am revisiting some of my oldest and most cherished characters . i like them a lot #youve for sure seen them on this blog before if ur a real Jay Head tm but they are my friends . i hope you like them too :-) #theyre over 10 years old i think now??? mannn #i know bc i made them older than me at the time bc i do that with like every oc but theyre all mostly 15 LMAOOO #they r so small to me now . teeny lil guys<3 #ok anyways #my ocs #my art #halfway point #oscar lumine #basil #liem #koda #wren #character design #original art #artists on tumblr

[risarchives]

imperium!david brainrot

#redacted david #redacted asmr #redacted audio #i don't know if i worded this right but #yeah. haunting **is** hereditary #i hope it doesn't end the same in the canonverse though #poor angel should that ever happen #BUT YEAH BACK TO THE MAIN POINT #imagine imp*asher talking about david the same way david talked about his dad #especially the “i wish you could've met him” line he spoke to angel #im gonna cry #then imp*ash describing imp*david’s laughter to imp*baabe #then “i just wanted my friend (originally ‘dad') back” #oh god #the angst hello the heartache #being alpha was the final step to becoming **just like** his father #death though was the final step to **becoming** gabe shaw #i cant even. why did i write this #a little apprehensive for echotober / tried to cope / came up with this / failed to cope. bon appetit #edit: OH MY GOD after knowing they're mates this hurts so much more #“i just wanted my mate back.” #what do i even. *throws phone across the room*

[munamania]

i won’t screenshot the dms bc i don’t feel like opening the latest message but EYE posted on my story abt the tiktok pictured below basically about how i got horny thinking abt someone working through a difficult math problem lol don’t worry abt that anyway sam slides up bc i cut part of it out so as to avoid insta censors and my slight embarrassment lol and was like does that say c*m and i was like well yes and then he was like haha what you’re into math… girl u have to walk w the thought process 😑 which i know you’re incapable of anyway so i vaguely responded like ah yeah what being away from stem for so long will do to u and he responds with like ten messages. including. ‘you gotta do it yourself’ that’s not the point 🙄 ‘you know how i’m terrible at talking to women’ wow really ‘so i realized i can calculate the speed of cum’ ‘bc i have some data’ DID I ASK?????!???!?!!!?!!!!! hello there’s oversharing and then there’s this… does the girl you’re having sex with know you share to this extent. and then he said how he accidentally brought this up to someone irl to be like haha awk whoops and i was like yeah well there r times where perhaps we need to self censor. and then i also get a message that’s like ‘hang on im doing the math’ IM NEVER EVER EVER GONNA BE ATTRACTED TO U I HOPE U KNOW THAT SCREAAMMMMM (and u need to know bc he’s genderfluid. im only using one set of pronouns for clarity on here ok i promise im not a dick. but he thinks he’s like. an exception for lesbians basically… like he doesn’t Count…. and like look im no essentialist im all for like freaky gender sex but also at so many other turns you do take advantage of being seen as a white male so. i don’t. yeah.) he’s kind of like the creepy dude at the edge of the friend group in high school named matt who would constantly harass me and my ex but like tried to be so lowk abt it. and it’s so bad basically. ‘17mph is crazy’ i hope you fall in an intersection sorry i can’t do this anymore 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 so pissed i have to see him tmrw i should be able to watch mmxxl w scully in peace

#like. WHAT possesses a person to say all this #it’s not like i’ve never talked abt sex stuff w sam or friends i mean look at my major and shit we’re watching we’re all adults here #but like HUUUUHHHHH???? on my silly little story about wanting to watch someone do calc or some shit… shut up… #it’s actually insufferable and i need u all to know. it has not always been to #like. this egregiously bad. certainly there are some flags i missed over time even when we first met maybe but he was significantly #more chill last year.. at least as far as i interacted w him. this is like. yeah idk #and just any time we’re together in person now he launches into whatever is on his mind or he’s up to at that moment what happened to hello #how are you etc. not that i can even like stand conversation esp like. dude we haven’t talked since the day we recorded the podcast #assignment which was also egregious. why would you start off like this. hello #abby talks #i hope his other roommate like beats him up or something. wont happen but well #AND more importantly. do i wear a mini skirt tmrw if i’m seeing roommate #we’re supposed to but we were also hoping to hang outside and now it’s gonna rainnnn but we’ll see #i don’t usually go for a cunty little fit on a monday. but i could. AND i get to go to class a half hour late

[shizukais]

#anime #link click #????? hello #lu guang #qian jin #long post #what does it mean #aaaaa #was their plan to separate them? #lu guang knew something would happen? #why didn't he said something if he knew? #how can someone vanish out of nowhere like that? why the broken window? doesn't make any sense #CXS why are you trusting that girl so much? #you know she tried to kill your friends right? and she's also the one who killed emma!? #even if he's being empathetic for having seen her trauma before. you can't be that gullible #i hope nothing bad happens with qiao ling T_T my girll