Hades x Fem!Reader x Jafar || Drabble
Plot: Just something quick I was struck with the inspiration to write while watching these movies+this episode- and I'm actually pretty happy with how their characters turned out!! Set during Hercules and the Arabian Nights- You catch the eye of Jafar... meanwhile Hades, your captor and ‘owner’ for lack of a far better word is not pleased about it. Still, they somehow find a way to frustrate you as a team.
Warnings: Ehhhh... not really. You are imprisoned by Hades, though. Also severely unedited right now because my laptop is running outta charge.
“Oh~ And who is this divine creature~”
“… Hm?” You squeak, surprised at the tall, unfamiliar man suddenly approaching you- reaching for your hand. When he catches it, long fingers curl around yours and he smirks. “Oh- uh- “You were just looking for food! What’s this now?
“Ohh no no no no- “Hades suddenly appears around the strange man, the evil God that tricked you and managed to kidnap you here to this desolate place. Immediately you sigh, rolling your eyes as Hades slips around you quickly and pulls you back away from the new man so he has no choice by to let go of your hand. “No, no, no. This one’s mine, bucko. Back off.”
‘This one’s- ‘ Jaw dropping, you turn your head and look up at Hades with a frustrated frown. You- are not- “Oh, my apologies. Are you married??”
“No.” Hades repeats, letting go of you. “But I have dibs on this one- and I also own their soul, if works out better for you.”
“You… own their soul… “The man rears back, a snake stuff in his hand at his side and chest puffed out. A deadpanned look settles on face and he raises the most sarcastic of eyebrows- and you live with Hades. Sarcasm is basically a second language, here. “… How romantic.”
“Oh, and I’m sure you’re the sultan of romance, eh? Bottom line, stay away from Y/N. In fact, what the heck are you doing here, babe, what’s up? You looking for something?” By the time you realise Hades is looking at you to actually speak, now, you’re over whatever shenanigans he’s up to and just roll your eyes.
Keep your eyes on the prize, Y/N. “I was looking for lunch?”
“Great! Easy peasy- go find Pain and Panic.” With that, Hades turns you around and pushes you off in some random, dank direction - though, they’re all dank in the Underworld, -, shooing you when you turn to look over your shoulder at him. Such a squirrely man… “Go, go! Jaffy and I here have got business to attend to, I’ll play with you later.”
Your jaw drops again, at that, and you turn right around to them again with your hands on your hips. ‘Play’ with you?? Hades looks half nervous, and like he’s about to open his damn mouth again but you go and speak before he can. “Oh, don’t bother!” Rolling your eyes, you make an ‘ugh’ sound, and turn to look at ‘Jaffy’. “And I wanna know what’s going on, here now. How come you’re flesh and bone? Big Blue here trick you, too??”
“Ahh, no.” The man gives a smile, and it sends spider-leg tingles creeping all the way down your spine. Oh, boy. You always meet the worst men. “I was actually sent here by grave mistake- Hades here was just hospitable enough to help correct the mistake.”
“Ah ah ah- not exactly, pal, see we’re just making a wager- “
“Sh,” You cut Hades off quickly, holding up a finger at him that sufficiently shuts him up again. Then you turn to the other man once again while Hades’ jaw drops. “Look, I wouldn’t trust a word outta Hades’ mouth, uhh… “
“Jafar, once the most powerful sorcerer in the world.” Theirs an heir of royal haughtiness in his tone, and you resist the urge to roll your eyes.
“Jafar. Take it from me- He’s full of shit.” The man’s eyes widen on impact, then, at your language. “He told me that line about making a wager and now I’m stuck here in this dump, and- have you met Pain and Panic?”
“Those goons?”
“Yes- them- they’re my only friends. Trust me, it’d be better for you just to go quietly.”
For a moment, Jafar ponders your words, eyes that are prettier then need-be going up and around as he thinks; Drumming fingertips against the top of his snake staff. “Hmmm… “While Jafar gives your words more thought than you, personally, think he ought to, Hades gears up to do his motor-mouth thing once again- but you give him a dark look that for some reason, he heeds. “You have a point, my dear… But I think I can handle this.”
Oh, for gods sake. Men and their egos!- Your eye twitches momentarily from irritation, but ultimately you just sigh and shake your head. Whatever. You start to turn around, to go looking for your lunch again, but Jafar reaches you first and takes your hand once again. “Might I join you for lunch? Hades was just telling me about Ambrosia, and it does sound just… delicious~ “
With that, his eyes glide all the way down your body and back up again. Your eyes flicker to Hades, see the orange flickering in his hair and nervously look back to Jafar. “Um… sure?”
~
Over lunch the God and the ‘Once Powerful Sorcerer’ discuss their plans for Hercules and another guy that Jafar has a problem with, ‘Aladdin’, and you just sit back thinking to yourself. Their evil schemes don’t interest you, and its not like you can do anything to stop them, so you just find enjoying your favourite fantasy - rolling hills, daisies, the beautiful sun dappling through trees overhead onto the soft grass under your feet… - when you realise much-too-late that both Hades and Jafar are looking at you.
Uhh… mug halfway up to your mouth, you stop immediately; Eyes wide as you look back at them, totally lost. “… what did I miss? Is there something on my face??”
Jafar chuckles. “No, dear- “
“Yeah you’re fine.” Hades cuts Jafar off quickly, flashing the man a dark glare before looking back to you- which point, Jafar gives a heavy eyeroll. “We just asked you if you might be able to help us out with something, babe,”
Immediately, suspicions rise. “… Like what?”
“Just… a little distraction.” As soon as your mouth opens again to deny the request, knowing just enough about what they might b asking you to not like it- Hades quickly goes on. “Look, we got a plan, but we need a little- “
“Shall we say… feminine touch?” Jafar cuts in, and Hades gives a shrug while your start shaking your head.
“Yeah, that. C’mon- Y/N- Nothing seedy! We just need you to hold a conversation with Al!- just so Pain and Panic can slip in and take the monkey.”
“No- no! You two are asking me to help you nab a man’s pet?? Not my idea of a fun afternoon, so no. Forget about it, I’ll be in my dungeon when you need me for something sane- “You push out of your chair and go to leave the room, when you remember the pita bread you had left over and turn back to snatch it up and take it with you. “- Oh, like baby-napping, yeah? Ugh.”
When you turn around back towards the door once again, though, Hades is directly in front of you- of course. Groaning, you roll your eyes upwards into the back of your skull and stop short as he raises his hands in a gesture of surrender- fake surrender, no doubt. “Okay, okay! I get it, not your thing. But put this into consideration- yeah?” Placing a finger into the soft skin under your chin, Hades tilts your head up to make you look at him. And his face is close- but you’re used to that by now. Well… mostly. “… You’d be outside, doing this.”
… Oh. As soon as that part sinks in, your shoulders slump. That’s right… you would get to go outside… That makes you think.
Reconsider.
“Mmm, yes. And Agrabah is beautiful, if I do say so myself.” Jafar appears at Hades' side and theirs a tricky smile on his face, but you can’t help but listen. Beautiful?? “Warm, and sunny. Blue skies, soft sand… a Destination, really.” He shrugs. “Travellers brave some very dangerous seas, for our views.”
Your mouth is dry. Your resolve is thin. You should still say no, though!… You’re a good, sane person, and-
“Also- if you did this little favour babe- I would be willing to, let’s say… loosen, the terms of your imprisonment here?” Hades adds, and you find yourself half wishing he wouldn’t say the next words, but- “Howdoya feel about weekly expeditions upstairs, eh? I’ll take you myself.”
At that, you lose all will power. Your lips part.
“… Okay I’ll do it.”
Hades and Jafar share an evil, victorious look.
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Masterlist: Walt Disney Animated Pictures (Pt. 1)
All my writing for Peter Pan, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, A Goofy Movie, Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, Emperor's New Groove, Atlantis: The Lost Empire and Wish will be linked here!
Imagines
full one shots with your favourite Disney characters
PETER PAN
Peter Pan
Neverland (Gender Neutral Reader)
ALADDIN
Aladdin
The Palace (Gender Neutral Reader)
Genie
Piano (Gender Neutral Reader)
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
Nothing Yet
THE LITTLE MERMAID
Ariel
Muse (Gender Neutral Reader)
A GOOFY MOVIE
Nothing Yet
HERCULES
Nothing Yet
MULAN
Nothing Yet
TARZAN
Jane Porter
Jungle Girl (Female Reader)
EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE
Kuzco
Puppy Love (Female Reader)
ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE
Milo Thatch
Sidelines (FtM Reader)
Headcanons
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Max Goof and Bobby Zimmeruski Crush Headcanons (Gender Neutral)
Christmas with Max Goof (Gender Neutral & Autistic Reader)
Dating Peter Pan Would Include (Gender Neutral)
Christmas on Neverland Would Include (Gender Neutral)
Princes/Villains Kissing Headcanons (Gender Neutral)
Disney Characters Tucking You In (Gender Neutral)
Disney Characters Cuddling (Gender Neutral)
Spending Halloween with Disney Characters (Gender Neutral)
Being Aladdin's Friend (Gender Neutral)
Disney Princesses and their Ideal Partners Pt. 1 (Gender Neutral)
Disney Princesses and their Ideal Partners Pt. 2 (Gender Neutral)
General Emperor Kuzco Headcanons (Gender Neutral)
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Genderbend Villainous Disney Princesses x Yandere reader
Chapter 9 Be My Pet Man Part 1
Everyone just sat quietly in the kitchen. Jasmir eyebrow was twitching,Elson looked so Tired, Adrian was just eating his cereal shaking his head at your direction and Rasputin was growling and sobbing quietly as he planned a whole Murder in his head the reason why?
You were sitting on a the lap of a man. They have never seen before.
(Adrian) I can't be the only one who thinks she might have a problem
(Elson) Nice of you to notice
(Jasmir) (Y/N) We love you but you can't just keep bring random men and force them to live with you
You just stared blankly at the boys as you sat on Auren's lap.
(Auren) For the record I kinda lived here already and I freely stay with her. Also I love (Y/N) just as much as you guys
(Y/N) Mean.......Boys..
The guys gave you their full Attention
(Y/N) Do....you.....know.....what......day....it.......is?
(The Boys) TreeHouse Chore Day
(Auren) treehouse Chore Day???
You nodded as you grabbed a list chores to see what to assign the boys to
(Jasmir) My Sultana I would like to go ahead and start the repairs on the treehouse the wood seems to be rotting away
You just nodded at Jasmir and he finished breakfast and grabbed his tools and went of to a part of the treehouse
(Y/N) Rasputin........Dishes
(Rasputin) know problem wifey 💜
Rasputin collect all the dishes before rushing back to the kitchen to get started
(Y/N) Elson......Laundry
(Elson) Of Course 🧊 mommy
Elson grabbed the towels and went to a different part of the treehouse to do his chores leaving you with Adrian and Auren.
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