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tabbyrocks · 9 months

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okay so fun fact. i LOVE hanahaki aus. so like hear me out.

monodeku hanahaki au where monoma is the one affected, but instead of dealing with it like a normal person he just,,,, ignores it. like he hides it from everyone else but he doesn't try to get it removed because, (as much as he would like to forget izuku) it would make it obvious he had / has a crush on him in the first place. also he's lowkey probably in denial and thinks that his crush will just fucking go away if he ignores it long enough.

obviously he can't just hide it the whole time and SOMEONE finds out. AND INSTEAD OF? TELLING THEM WHO HE LIKES SO THEY COULD HELP HE JUST GOES "uhh idk" WHEN THEY ASK.

basically, its like a cat and mouse situation but there actually is no mouse and monoma is just chasing his tail.

#monodeku #hanahaki #angst #post isnt angsty but theres a lot of angst in the idea its self #hes really stupid #idk who would find out. probably kendo but anyone works #would be funny if izuku found out but was clueless that monoma likes him #like monoma trying to distance himself from him but izuku is like “hey babygirl i heard you were diseased”#they are both really stupid #alternative idea where monoma does get the hanahaki surgically removed and forgets izuku.#and when they see eachother again monoma is just like “oh god class 1-a got a new idiot im gonna kms”#and izuku is like “what” but then he REALIZES and is like “WHAT”#tragic gay people

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collaredkittyboy · 3 months

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#meme #if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex #not sorry #oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this #he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous #no #hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him #thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring

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trashcattt · 13 days

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titans tower

#yes i know he actually wears his old robin costume #however… he looks stupid #so this outfit it is #i really need to do my homework #jason todd #red hood #jason todd fanart #red hood fanart #tim drake #robin #tim drake fanart #robin fanart #dc #dc fanart #dc comics #tc art #tc dc #shit post

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the-midnight-sugar1 · 4 months

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I don’t think he hears genuine laughter very often

#I love the idea that pomni laughs at one of his jokes #like a really stupid pun #and he wasn’t expecting her to laugh cause no one does #not even kaufmo could get laughs and HES A CLOWN #And he’s just mesmerized #when was the last time he heard someone laugh? like REALLY laugh?#idk but I think he’d want to hear her laugh again #tadc showtime #showtime ship #caine x pomni #showtime tadc #pomni x caine

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thankstothe · 3 months

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this show rewires you fundamentally in 60 seconds and then just goes on to have more seasons. audacity

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #screencap #s03e02 “cane and able”#imagine bringing the receipts to the ceo of bodylanguage #“does sound like you though”#“worried your wings would melt”#“god doesnt limp”#are you kidding me? this is rapid fire and im already dead #havent stopped thinking about this #I do like that Wilson is wrong about House's ego here #he tries but he doesn't really get house #idk being worried and so wrong then doing stupid shit with all that is just very human #house isnt even mad and goes along with it #long post #longpost

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glorious-spoon · 5 months

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the thing about steve that i feel like fic consistently gets wrong is that he is really not easily embarrassed at all. this is a man who did that goofy-ass handshake with dustin in the middle of the mall with nary a second thought and sang 'total eclipse of the heart' in a muppet voice to make robin laugh and cheerfully flirted with cute girls (a) while wearing a sailor outfit and (b) after striking out so many times that it turned into a running joke.

he is simply not that attached to his dignity, and i think that's beautiful

#stranger things #steve harrington #steve does care what people think about him but he doesn't really care if he looks stupid #partly because by and large he's pretty confident about being liked

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thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup · 12 hours

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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

#dunmeshi #really cool art i thought up #kabru of utaya #mithrun #dunmeshi spoilers #<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning #labru #<- I GUESS..................#I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life #i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny #also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.

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imperfectcourt · 8 months

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Despite having more teammates, Neil still regularly plays full games bc he knows he can and likes to. Wymack let's him bc it's one of the only sure-fire ways to get that boy worn out enough to chill. His stamina is out of this world by the time he goes pro and his team doesn't know how to handle him bc pros have way bigger teams and there's no way a rookie is going to get that much play time (not to mention, you just don't do full games that's ridiculous)

But like

What are they supposed to DO with him

He runs circles around them at practice despite being there long before and after official times. He's been caught multiple times by himself late at night. And when he's not on the court, he's on the bench running his mouth.

His coach reaches out to the coach of another team, one he thinks might be able to give some advice. But Kevin's coach just says "oh god i was going to call and ask YOU wtf to do he's going to decimate my team"

They conference in a third coach who is not much help bc the only thing David Wymack says after laughing himself breathless is "good fucking luck" and he hangs up

#this is STUPID let me HAVE IT #all exy coahes have each others numbers #but really i want neil so nervous about his first pro team bc he remembers acclimating to collegiate exy this MUST be harder than that #but during his first scrimmage he runs literal circles around his teammates #aftg #neil josten #kevin day

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 months

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wintersberg date night with @heraxic designs......... they r refueling my wintersberg phase 😭😭😭

i think ethan would be a very emotional drunk

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #eveline re7 #rosemary winters #rose winters #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #wintersberg #they r in my head #i cant stop #karl doesnt even get buzzed he chugs all the beer and then pees it all out immediately because hes so stupid #ethan sips on his wine and slowly gets more and more wine drunk #karl trying to be romantic and buys ethan a expensive wine brand with all the tax money he got when he was a lord #ethan never even drinks it because its so expensive hes scared to #wintersberg gettng drunk together but karl just gets really loud and annoying and ethan gets really sappy and emotional #and then they both pass out on the couch together and sleep like rocks #drunk wintersberg is such a funny concept now that i think about it #because they would both be fueling each other and they would have such a fun time but it would be SO LOUD

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dizzybizz · 6 months

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critters to obsess over......

#uhm dont ask about blinky or wigglys whereabouts #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #well really its a #hatchetfield #=???? ? ig #lords in black #nibblenephim #pokotho #t'noy karaxis #my art #doodle #theyve been bouncing around in my head non stop since i first saw them......#also i gave pokey a long flowy robe bc i think he deserves one for extra dramatic flare #tinky is a goat. because i wanted it.#i wanna draw the five of them having stupid sibling interactions so bad....#sfafhjafghfaafkaksfhdafhjafghghsadf

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mannequinswithkillappeal · 9 months

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the fact that everybody spent four years drawing devastatingly stylish and sultry femme!crowley and then he turned up with THESE LOOKS is just the funniest shit imaginable.

incredible scenes.

#good omens #crowley #david tennant #neil and the costume department and hair and makeup really looked at all that fan art and said you know what? 'fuck you'#and I respect it #I adore this stupid snake #this is literally the least cool being I have ever laid eyes on #can you BELIEVE he has the audacity to make fun of aziraphale for wearing tartan??#after aziraphale's lived through THESE looks???#the absolute cheek #the sheer unbridled self confidence #unmatched

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charlesemersonwinchesteriii · 6 months

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i was getting ready for another day of spying and murdering, practicing my interrogator death stare with my piercing blue orbs. just then, enabran tain came in. “pack your things.” he said. “i’ve sold you to pay our debts. meet your new owners, the crew of deep space 9.”

#sorry. blame the person who made a version of this for 7 and voyager. I simply could not resist.#saddest and funniest part of A Stitch In Time is how he just keeps getting sold like this his whole life. to Bamarren. to the Order. to DS9 #king of having zero agency ever <3 #Star Trek: Deep Space 9 #Elim Garak #A Stitch In Time #Starky's Original Posts #Starky's Text Posts #unfortunately this stupid post really is extraordinarily funny to me.

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cringefail-clown · 2 months

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