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What if Y/N acted like Homer Simpson?
Good Lord😳😳😳
(Lmk Wukong) I don't think it was a ever good idea for you to the meet in the first place. He met you at pigsy's noodle shop where everyone was Stairing at you as you ate what seems to be 28 bowls of noodles And then you went to order another one. That was the final straw which got you kicked out
Monkey (Y/N): I paid for those noodles and they should let me finish eating them!!!😠
Wukong got a closer look at you And saw that you were a female monkey a yellow plus size one. Which was oddly cute for you you had a white sundress on and some blue boots. Wukong found himself blushing at your appearance And continue to quietly observe you until your attention turned to him.
Monkey (Y/N): Hey Sunflower wanna go to Moe's with Me my treat😘😘😘
Soft and bold I guess one drink with you wouldn't hurt
(NR Wukong) He was just strolling Bye until somebody flew out of a bar window. Would scared the crap out of him he done red inside to see What was the commotion Just so he can see a bunch of unconscious bodies and this
A chubby yellow female monkey strangling a random demon. That just raises so many questions by itself but he just Waited until you were done
Monkey (Y/N) I'll teach you to waste beer Especially my beer 🍺 🤬🤬🤬🤬
He didn't know what to make of this. But he found you to be cute. As soon as you were done, you will stomp out of the bar going next door to a dumpling shop And begin to eat your emotions he quietly followed you and asked if you were ok. She turned to look at him with soy sauce dripping down her lip
Monkey (Y/N) never better Cutie😁😋
You were the cutest chubby puzzle he's ever seen and he's gonna solve you whether you like it or not.
(Mk Reborn Wukong) He fighting some more demon again but he was alone. He saw a chubby female monkey laying watse to the group of demons herself.
His jaw was touching the floor. He never seen anybody that big moves so fast. But when he stiff the air for a minute he smelled booze??? Wait your fight like this and your drunk?! He hates to admit it but that's impressive. After your mini Massacre you pull out what appears to be some noodle like what??? When you turn to him and ask where you can get some beer, He has never been so confused in his life.
(HIB Wukong) Ok you guys actually go way back. You met eating peaches together before he challenged Buddha and got seal under the mountain. When Liuer released him to he said he would help if the went to fine you. He wasn't even sure if you were around anymore until he saw a familiar yellow figure eating peaches in the Distance. As usual you were always eating something until he made his presence known to you. When you turn, there was tears rolling down your eyes as you ran up to him and embraced him in a Hawk. Telling him that you miss him very much It have so much to catch up on. But first he has to introduce you to Liuer.
(Netflix Wukong) when he first came to be you took it Initiative to take care of him. You freakin hated how the other monkeys treated him. So you took him right under your wing. You made sure he was happy healthy and safe and Patched up his Bruises when he gets into tussles with other demons. You were incredibly worried about him Well he was starting A battle with the jade emperor and the dragon king. But you felt that he would be just fine but When you heard that he was going to be sealed under the mountain for 500 years you decided to Pack your supplies and be sealed under there with him. Just so he's not alone for a long time You have no Idea how much he loves you huh? From The very beginning you were there for him at his Worse and you were there for him at his best Safe to say he was made just for you.
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Today has been such a good busy day. I’ve been married for a week and now I’m getting my little house into order. All the laundry is about caught up and put away. There’s roast waiting on my husband when he gets home and the windows have been open all day airing my little house out ❤️ oh how I love this life, this home, my husband and my God
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Cold coffee in a hot bath thinking about all I’ll do today. Doing my makeup with my music playing. Cleaning the livingroom while my cupcakes bake. Seeing the little plants grow a little bigger each day. I’m not stress free but I did it. I’m romanticizing my life.
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The Creative
I see people retiring, they’ve had a long successful career at something necessary for this world to function. They somehow knew at an early age that it was important to find something to be passionate about or at least lucrative enough to carry them through life, then they retire, and a nest egg is supposed to carry them through to the grave.
Weeeeeee!
I spend a great deal of my time these…
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When you're just trying to enjoy your morning but your cat decides to raise your blood pressure right away. It's okay little man. I still love you
Here's him lowering my blood pressure right after. Toxic cycle.
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A lovely day to lounge about the house and luxuriate in my lingerie.
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Put in my resignation… and am FREAKING out. But I was FREAKING out just thinking about working there. My fear of causing other people problems really takes the fun out of things. 😤
I am in a really difficult place lately. I’m leaning on Santa Muerte and Artemis for support. The cards agreed, the pendulum said quit. My husband said leave… but i can’t help but worrying about what everybody else is thinking. And I can’t help but worry about what I’m going to do in its loo.
I wish I never left the East coast tbh 🥺
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