#i am not joking. i cried

[taliaglitch]

hello everyone look at my bg3 character (+ the dream guardian who i based off my other character from early access)

#their name is impulse theyre a wild magic sorcerer #originally very eager to get the tadpole out but i've been slapping the [ILLITHID] [WISDOM] options whenever they appear #theyre finding that they quite enjoy the power. the [narrator voice] *authority* #i picked the urchin background for them so theyre definitely the type of person who's never held power in. any capacity. it's new but they #really quite like it. i'm not going full evil or anything they are mostly good-aligned #but we shall see where this goes #current party is karlach shadowheart & astarion #i fell in love with karlach immediately. #this game does NOT run well on my computer. i have had some crashes #only 2 so far though in 12 hours of playtime #so. good enough #i'm so obsessed with impulse though. theyre so cute. their hair is so fluffy #THEY GET TO BE CANONICALLY NONBINARY LIKE RECOGNIZED AS SUCH IN-GAME NOT JUST IN MY HEADCANON #AAAAAAA!!!! #when the option was added in early access back in like december i cried #i am not joking. i cried #i never ever expected to be able to play a nonbinary character in a game like this #this is the one thing that i truly sincerely hope every single rpg released post-bg3 does as well #frankly inexcusable if they don't #god. how am i ever supposed to play another video game #anyway #launching the game now to play for another 12 hours today #oc: impulse

[ascensabyss]

my internet dad is quitting youtube…

#first copia now this #my therapist will be hearing about this #how the hell am I supposed to survive this year #all of this change is too scary for me😭 #all jokes aside I wish Matt all the best and completely understand why he’s leaving #cried throughout the whole video #matpat #game theory

[empiireans]

it’s just gay people calm down

more sillies because they make me SICK

if you got the reference in the second doodle, you get a cookie and a handshake

#may i also suggest uhhh #stagemance as a ship name #it sucks i know #i cried last night thinking of them im not joking #then i woke up at 2 am and lazily colored these #so sorry if they look like shi #i won’t apologize for posting one of my fave old married couples tho #they tickle my tism #performance guide #frantic stagehand

[magnoliasandbeardedtooth]

thinking about the relationship between sif and the universe, and related theories / headcanons aka I listened to a song and I need to get these feefees out of me

this is a lot of prelude for something that can be shown with just the video clip, but I want to include all the strings that make up this knot

Its not explicitly stated, but I believe it's pretty clear that whenever sif repeats something three times while hoping for something (sharpening the keyknife, carving in general, praying to the change god statue in dormont), he is performing wish craft.

however, he doesnt repeat anything three times when getting the keyknife. he doesnt even need to pray to get it at all, the change god just gives it to him. they say themselves that they dont care for rituals. they never even take credit for the stat buff, they only take credit for the keyknife

when sif changes how they pray at the change god statue, their method more strongly resembles the ritual to make a wish at the favor tree (picking the one you like best), and as a result the buff gets better. it is the wish craft ritual that is the important part of the prayer to that statue, not the change god

one thing that IS explicitly stated is just how powerful wish craft is for those who know the rituals, and how dangerous it is in the wrong hands. between the disappearance of colors (Im pretty sure that was the result of a wish, I may be misremembering), the disappearance of the country, and the king being nearly successful in freezing all of vaugarde in time, it only takes one wish to take out massive chunks of the world at a time

we know that wish craft is very entwined in the culture of the country (the story written about in the journal is told as a cautionary fairy tale, the rituals themselves are so deeply ingrained in sif that the wish to forget the country did not restrict his memory of the rituals, and he can perform wish craft without even being fully aware he is doing it)

it seems reasonable to me that the reason for the country's disappearance was to hide the existence of wish craft and the rituals to access that power from the rest of the world. considering sif didnt even remember his culture AND had good intentions, and still nearly ended the world, seems like that concern is pretty well founded. however, thats not the important theory Im making this post about

the country has knowledge of wish craft in conjunction with worship of the universe. "the universe leads, we can only follow," "the universe willed it," seems pretty safe to say that sif's Universe is the "entity" that is granting wishes

the way wishes are described, they dont seem like something the universe grants based on who worships it. as long as you know the ritual, you get the wish. everyone is part of the universe, after all, worshiper or not

Admittedly, its a bit of a stretch to say that the universe as a collective force has any sense of empathy for human struggles. but using the change god as an example, as spiteful as they are to sif, and unsympathetic to anything other than a human's role in the concept of change, they still show a great deal of care and favor to mira, someone who loves them. it is possible for a deity to care for those that care about it

sif, despite no longer having access to his culture or why he cares about the universe, still loves the universe, very very deeply, just as much as mira loves change. the change god says that sif's deity will never answer him, but I dont think thats the case

and this is the important headcanon that I am making this post for

sif is performing the rituals, so he gets the wishes, simple as. but I feel strongly that his wishes getting granted in very small but noticeable ways, despite not knowing how or why hes doing it, is the presence of his universe helping him, caring for him, even when he doesnt remember it

the strongest evidence for this, and the basis for this whole thing, is exactly how euphrasie breaks down in act 5

at first I only really noticed when she laughs, it reminded me very much of how the change god, a being who uses sprites of other characters and has done a whole possession, laughed during their encounter. they and euphrasie are the only two that use anything other than "ha," and right after this laugh is when her breakdown pauses and she says the lines

"... Soon you'll be able to go back to your normal lives. Away from battle and strife. Finally, you'll all be able to go home!!!"

which, knowing the end of the game is coming, is incredibly relevant. very deliberate

before this pause, her breakdown seems pretty chaotic. the characters and the player are just coming out of one harrowing experience, and are clearly headed for another. the cohesiveness of this glitchy breakdown amongst a mess of the rest of the world doing the same isnt really high up on the list of priorities. none of the characters notice anything beyond the fact that reality is breaking, not even sif. it just sounds like scary nonsense.

but with the context of euphrasie being possessed to talk to sif, every single one of her lines makes perfect sense

(footage from Zhain Gaming on yt)

the universe is there its talking directly to him, it was there the whole time

the Universe loves Sif so much

#isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #isat act 5 spoilers #I have no idea how obvious this is or if its old news #since I havent seen anyone else talk about it #but the relationship between sif and the universe makes me emotional #I wrote this at 3 am based on memory #at first I wasnt too confident in it since it was only based on the laugh and the lines that follow it #this was just something that made me happy that I was gonna keep no matter what #but when I went back to look at the lines and found that every one lined up‚ I cried #anyway #I wanted to write this whole thing after listening to Secret For The Mad by Dodie under the lens of the universe talking to siffrin #special shoutout to pidgey who joked that the universe was adrienne actually #they were goofing but as a high concept meta art thing I can definitely appreciate #speaks

[zaddyazula]

the most tragic thing about aot was mikasa being that obsessed with eren COME ON GIRL

#genuinely had my head in my hands like mikasa you are better than this #i’m fairly neutral eremika i don’t really ship them (i cried over them) but christ. come on mikasa #i do love mikasa my poor girl she is stronger than i’ll ever be but please stop trying to have sex with a bird 😭 your kids are watching 😭 #obviously i am joking the entire aot ending was tragic i was crying my eyes out for 40 minutes straight #but not even during season 4 throughout the whole show i was begging mikasa to do something for herself once #and saving eren’s life ten thousand times does not fall under that #zad talks #aot #aot spoilers #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #snk #mikasa ackerman #eren jaeger

[aloekat]

RAHHHH DIMENSION20 FANTASY HIGH DICE SET RAH RAH RAH!!!!

here is what they look like in case anyone was curious! i got them along with the d20 triple sock pairs for christmas and i couldnt be happier :]!!!

big fan of the kristen (rainbow clear) dice they shine so pretty in the sun….i mean they all do but you know what i mean lol

#aloe.irl #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 fantasy high #dice #dnd dice #dnd #dungeons and dragons #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #fig faeth #gorgug thistlespring #riz gukgak #kristen applebees #fh #fhsy #d20 fh #i opened the wrapping and i literally couldn’t form words like #i just made shocked noises #what hyperfixation does to a mf #and the socks!!!! the socks are so fun!!! #i thought they had sold out and i was devastated #turns out they were bought before then which is very cool! #i am not joking when i say i almost cried seeing those socks #anyways!!! #might post a full christmas haul later who knows lmao #100

[crispywizardtale]

#is it ridiculous i cried over this scene???? #i genuinely did cry over this whole scene #that lap kiss was so beautiful #i got butterflies and then i just started crying #it was so beautiful #joongdunk always and i mean ALWAYS deliver #also the hands on the 4th gif?!?!?!? #i need more kissing hand tropes in bls desperately #Joong kissing is no Joke #pun unintended but fitting #i love how you can see ths kiss starting off gently but you can also see the moment Joong takes it up #i am not jealous #just extremely envious #hidden agenda the series #hidden agenda #joong archen #joongdunk #dunk natachai

[ludaidenisms]

how am i supposed to cope with this

#im so serious i literally cried when i watched this #its also two in the morning and i have been awake since 6 am and i got like three hours of sleep last night and ALSO im in love with him #IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO CRY ABOUT THIS ALL OVER AGAIN IM NOT EVEN JOKING HOW IS HE REAL

[highlifeboat]

If y'all wanna know what it's like watching me play RE8, this is it tbh.

#I hate miranda but her boss fight is amazing to me #also FUCK VoS Heisenberg I'm almost at his part and I can FEEL THE ANGER #also fuck chris' section why is that a thing #i am not joking whgen i say i cried my first time #like to a point my dad came in and asked if I was okay #cruncherzz was there and they fucking laughed at me #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #mother miranda #ethan winters #karl heisenberg #alcina dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #donna beneviento #angie beneviento #salvatore moreau #heisenberg #lady dimitrescu #moreau

[bugeyedfreaks]

Okay, so I am not a Funko Pop collector by any means, and I don't necessarily like them all that much, but I just found about these digital Funko Pop things (NFTs??? blechhhhhhh) that I... think you can redeem for actual physical limited edition Funko Pops in the future that correspond with whatever digital ones you collect... and apparently there's a Powerpuff Girls set you can't get the tokens for anymore that actually looks kind of cute (also, more importantly, it's OG PPG!).

I already have figurines of the girls playing in their little band, so I wouldn't need anything like that even though it is admittedly adorable.

BUT! LOOK AT THIS ONE THEY MADE AHH

IT'S BABY MOJO AHHH MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD OMG I WANT HIMMMMM 😭😭😭

#mojo jojo #i don't wanna sound egotistical or greedy or anything bad at all but #and to be fair I am 99% joking when I say this BUT #DON'T I DESERVE HIM????? #[points at him and pines and cries and sobs and throws up] #i'm not kidding i want him so bad BUT IT'S LIKE $180 TO GET A TOKEN WHAT #of COURSE he's the most expensive one! UGH! #why is the world so cruel!??!?!! #good merch #oh well that's okay i'll just admire the image of this thing it's okay it's fine if i don't have him 🥺 #god bless whoever decided to make this tho you are a true hero #ppg #powerpuff girls

[velidewrites]

Making a moodboard for a fic I haven’t even started writing yet has got to be a whole new type of delusional

#I have a title moodboard and a summary #my empty google doc is staring at me like am I a joke to you? #no no but listen I can finish it #after I’m done with my *checks notes* 8 outstanding wips #but hey at least the moodboard looks pretty *cries*

[licorishh]

I'm two episodes into the new ATLA show and I literally love it oh my gosh skjdfhakdsf

I'm really not the biggest fan of season 1 of the original show so this is honestly a massive step up for me I'm incredibly impressed

M. Night Shyamalan better be taking some serious frickin notes here like this is how you adapt a show hooooly cow

Some slight spoilers in the tags beware sdfdsf (also since I'm only on episode three please don't spoil aahh-)

#they made aang so much more likeable what!! #he is full of whimsy and joy and happiness and is actually adorable instead of being painfully immature and difficult to watch!! #katara and sokka still have fantastic banter and they're still cracking jokes and not taking themselves too seriously!! #suki still kicks major butt without being annoying and she's still incredibly cool!! (and frickin gorgeous holy crap) #kyoshi is awesome!! #appa and momo look so frickin good i cried!! #GYATSO SCREENTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #THE BENDING!! THE COSTUME DESIGN!! THE ENVIRONMENTS!!!!! I AM SO PROUD #this is literally everything i wanted in this show i am so frickin happy they are doing such a good job #if they don't make a season 2 i will sob violently i need MOAAARRRR. i need toph in 4k ultra hd I NEEDDDD IT #don't even get me started on the casting. oh my word #gosh i freaking love this show i am so so so so so so happy #everyone on twitter is complaining as usual but HECK them all they need to shut their frickin mouths #they all went into the show expecting to despise it but heck them i frickin love it #avatar the last airbender #avatar netflix

[boiled-dennis]

girl dennis real

#v #iasip #charlie gets crippled #[holds up my Certified Disabled card] Y'see i get to say 'crippled' because i myself am a cri- *gets shot* #i will in fact repeat this joke for S3E9

[the-five-deadly-venoms]

It's good to see you back, even if it's not at all under circumstances we want it to be.

aww omg thank you fire !! what a sweet thing to send me :3c

dreamworks really just swept the five away all in favour of tai lung..........................

#HE SHOULD'VE STAYED DEAD THIS WAS MY ONE FEAR STRAIGHT UP TAWKING WAK ??!! #ohmygod everytime i think abt it im like sure lets give this a chance maybe that was just a bad trailer BUT THEN THE FART JOKE WHY #THIS is your first IMPRESSION??? its a BAD ONE #take me back to kfp1 & 2 TAKE ME BACK 😭 #maybe its my rose tinted glasses but does 1 look better than 4 ? cant be.. thats not right..... that was 2009 and they were figuring out.... #FIRST TPOD THEN DRAGON KNIGHT NOW KFP4....... WHERE ARE THE FIVE *CRIES* #im so ready to mourn them lmao my god... an ounce of hope to the next trailer they're at least MENTIONED #kung fu panda #kfp4 #yeah safe answers stuff #i am devastated and i have to laugh.. they think this is good? ok #tag rants love you tag rants incomprehensible tag rants #save me kfp 1 & 2.... save me..... save me kfp 1 & 2...... (and your 2d shorts)

[cloudcountry]

i love how i come back to twst post about how much i hate idia for a few days and then leave again it's such a cycle

#auburn's rambles <3 #i think about that time when people were shipping me w him a lot #and i don't think i ever really addressed how bad it made me feel #like i told people to stop yeah but now whenever i see idia i think about how upset and frustrated i was #like it keeps coming BACK i can't get it out of my HEAD #THIS GOT KINDA VENTISH WAIT #idk man it's late i should be asleep but Fuck i cannot stop thinking about how that got so out of hand #my poor lab partner had to deal w me that day LMAO i like. cried in front of her #and i don't know why my brain keeps coming back to it because nobody makes jokes like that anymore #and everyone who did sent me apologies which was so sweet #anyways hello ygys i think i just needed to get this off my chest goodnight #FOR CLARIFICATION I AM OK!!!! i think im just emotional rn and i did not expect to dump a whole ass essay here #muah muah love ygys thank u for being on my side i hope all of your pillows are cold and you have sweet dreams

[evermorethecrow]

This is for the eyes of @emtearzz specifically, I'm politely asking every and anyone else to ignore this for the sake of my reputation and heart pls pls pls I know I'm shameless but not THIS shameless

I'll post the second half in a bit

#Guys please I have mutals I admire on this app #I don't want the cook artists seeing this #Pls #Evermore cries tears #Guys just ignore this #This post isn't real #It's a trick conjured by non other than the dark Réunion #Also ignore my voice please #This isn't my best voice acting I'm way better now #My phone's overheating #This fandub is account suicide #I actually fandubbrd sonic too #I'm not putting a headphone warning for kunikida cause if you ignore me and watch this you don't deserve one #Also this vid has been so hard to get and upload #Im in struggle vill #Also not to mention how long this shitty fandub took to make #ALSO YOU CAN'T COMPLAINE ABT THE JOKES OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I MADE THIS UNSCRIPTED #I JUST FREESTYLED IT SO U GOTTA COPE #None of these tags are anything #I AM FILLED WITH THE RAGE OF 1000000000 SUNS #THIS IS TAKING SO LONG TO PROCESS TUMBLR END YOUR LIFE I CANT EVEN ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #tumblr i swear to god