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sevenpoyo · 8 months

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some brooklyn slang ik for all the ppl who wanna write for miles and kilometers‼️

feel free to add more idk everything but i i am originally from there and visit a lot this stuff i hear a lot and if you wanna add slang to ur writing this is a good place to start, not all of these brooklyn or ny exclusive but that’s where a lot of american slang starts and u prolly heard some of it b4. imma list it ne ways

don’t use like 8 of these in one sentence bc it will sound weird and i can’t really cover ny puerto rican slang or any puerto rican slang really bc my grandad is a bum so if you know some add it

the city is manhattan, not the other 4 burroughs, just manhattan, cus that’s where everything’s at

to cut ass is to roast tf out of someone , to get your ass cut is get tf roasted out of you

wyling/wilding is being outta pocket, something being absurd or crazy

yeah nah means no and nah yeah means yeah idk why they gotta make it complicated just look at the second word

good looks is like good looking out

it’s bout to be winter and i’m bout to see mad christmas fics and shit but do y’all know the proper way to describe cold ny winters?

if it’s cold as hell, it’s brick outside, not regular cold, ny winter is like nipples so hard i see em thru the bra cold

ex; “how it’s so brick outside i walk to the store wit my hair wet and it deadass got icicles in it” “yeah it’s fr brick outside today” “i’m not walkin wit u in this brick ass weather for a bacon egg and cheese?” (actual convo between my sister and me last winter break)

fronting seem kinda easy to me but is like acting or pretending i can’t explain it with out an example

“why you fronting like you wouldn’t die if they text you asking u to go out with them” “you can stop fronting like you like cars it cool if you don’t” “don’t sit there fronting like u don’t wanna dance wit me”

being tight over something is just being upset or annoyed

rj is so smart they said “We say tight bc you kinda huddle close to yourself when you tense/stressed or angry” i had no idea i just be saying it i aint know it had a reason💀 it make sm sense now.

“who got you tight like that this early in the morning?” “my momma came home tight yesterday for no reason, she threw a boot at me!” “i’m so tight this damn shift change has me working all closers this week”

jack is like claiming someone or something

i talk old as hell idk what the youths be jacking nowadays

cop is basically to get, used to be mostly 4 drugs back in the day my dad said (he don’t know why im asking him this)

“just copped me some retro 3’s” “bout to cop me a few percs in a minute”

speaking of a minute, mostly for my non americans bc that’s who get confused the most when i say this one. depending on the context this can mean a actual minute, a short time or a real long

“i’ll be back in a minute” is short “i ain’t seen y’all in a minute” is long. idk how to explain the difference besides context

bop is a good song, pretty easy but i see ppl on tiktok use it wrong

bangs/banger goes hard is kinda like bob for music but i be using it for anything fr

“this push pop is banging yo”

mad can be used normal like angry but it also means a lot or really kinda like hella ig? i usually uses hella when i would say mad so ppl can understand me easier up here

dumb also mean very in the same way

ex; “my english teacher give out mad homework for no reason.” “she be giving me mad shit over the smallest stuff” “i just had some mad good wings so i’m cooling rn” “this shit is mad spicy u sure you want some?” ''This shit got me dumb tight'' “you don’t need no jacket it’s dumb hot out here”

smacked is like high as fuck idk how to elaborate ur just high

lit is drunk

“Yuuuur!'' A signal, a greeting usually used to catch the attention of someone or something very fun greeting and very hated by schools, it’s weird anywhere outside of ny kinda at least to me.

being hollywood means u get a little fame and think ur all that or just that u got a little fame and they’re jokingly hating

ex; “i saw u on the news the other day, “the prowlers return” u must be real proud of yourself huh hollywood?” “and here comes hollywood wit his trending tiktoks”

real talk is when ur about confess something or say something serious in a not real serious setting or convo

“real talk we play a lot but i love you, my life would be boring with out you around” “real talk i’d never do that to you foreal”

go together is like go out kinda, y’all kinda match behavior cus y’all a couple, this one need a sentence 2 i think. (THIS ONE IS OLD AS HELL ONLY USE IT IF UR TRYING TO RIZZ MOMMA RIO)

“he want ur number? he don’t know we we go together or sum?” “why she wanna act like we go together, ion even know her?” “don’t we go together?”

i can’t even explain it with a sentence y’all just gotta figure this one out 💀

A bodega/deli is a convenience store ik most know this from the movie but some ppl think it’s all stores or all spanish stores when it’s just a corner store

the owners of the deli closest to my granddad house is muslim. and so we keep track of all muslim holidays when he’s closed

an ock is the bodega man, miles knows the man’s name at the deli we see him visit, but at any other store he’d call the guy ock

dipping on someone is changing ur mind last minute, usually canceling plans

ex “we was supposed to go get outfits together but they dipped on me last minute”

staticky is like wanting to fight or still being pissed after a fight

static is beef or on sight energy

you good can really be anything but imma list ones i can think of

it can mean like are you ok? or don’t worry about it, or how are you, or stop, or do you got a issue? or do you want an issue? it’s all in the tone of how it’s said fr

'Word of my moms/dads I saw/ did/did not *insert topic*'' Honest term, no lying present in statement i feel like (my cousins be putting anything on they momma fr risking shit on her for no reason)

'hold it down'' handle buisness / take care of someone or something. can also be in refrence to criminal who handles ''buisness''

NOW EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO @rashadisback BC HE CARRIED ME ON THIS‼️

i hope this helps any writers that don’t live here!

#42 miles morales x reader #miles morales x reader #atsv x reader #across the spiderverse #atsv

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akiitos · 1 year

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Hihihiiiii

uhhh

hru :D i hope ure healthy and well (unlike me/hj)

Uhhhh anyways! If possible, could I request a Toya, Akito, Rui, and Tsukasa (separate obv) with a gn reader who literally cannot sleep with 1) something in their arms, and 2) atleast something the reader can hear (whether itd be music, a normal conversation, a tv playing, anYTHING)

Also heres two little scenarios if you have a hard time trying to figure out what to do with this request: 1) them cuddling their s/o while either singing or just talking with the reader, or maybe just a song playing or a channel going off on the tv. 2) when they get home at like 10pm they just find the reader sleeping with a squishmallow and a spotify playlist going off from their phone. Or 3) after they finish talking to someone on the phone, they go to theirs' and s/o's shared room just to find them sleeping peacefully with a squishmallow (next thing they know its because they were talking to someone on the phone)

Uhh if your requests are closed, you can just ignore this (or delete it), and if you feel as if you cant do this, feel free to once again, ignore or delete

Alright I should uhh prolly go now it's 4:20am here and I'm supposed to be awake by 6:30am (not like im gonna sleep honestly)

Alrighty, uhhh, byebhe have a nice day/night

(also im sorry if it's a lil disorganized to you)

project sekai boys x gn!reader

summary: you tend to fall asleep when you're cuddling something, and if youre listening to something!

;; hcs style

@ toya aoyagi

• you were literally SO tired but toya was over and it was insane. so you just got your favorite plush and hugged it as he left the room for a bit

• but uhhh you wanted something to be listening to aswell

• so you just got out your phone, played the shared playlist that you and him have and just shut your eyes in a soft bliss

• after a few minutes, he walked into your room and had almost no reaction-

• i mean, he was pretty suprised that you fell asleep this quick.

• he kissed your cheek and ran his cold hands against your warm body lovingly

• he tried going near you without waking you up, and probably fell asleep too tbh

• cute.

@ akito shinonome

• he knew of your habits beforehand, and didn't seem to care

• so, he wasn't suprised when you asked him to call you in the middle of the night so you can sleep

• he pretended to be annoyed, but still agreed to it anyway.

• it was like 12 am and you asked if he could talk about his day, or tell stories

• he did, and honestly...

• best experience ever. may ask again!

• if you do end up falling asleep on call with him, he'll go on mute and admire you (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY)

• he'd fall asleep after you.

• he's so ahhhhhebsnka

@ rui kamishiro

• sort of like akito, you'd mostly call/face time him if he couldn't be with you at the moment

• if he notices you cant sleep, he'll ask if you'd want to call -- if you say yes, then he'll happily obliege.

• he'll talk about anything. literally anything

• mostly about his inventions, though

• he's one of the best people to go to for this, since his voice is so relaxing. like wtf??

• if he notices you're asleep, he'll either stay on call- or hang up and send you a sweet text message.

• he doesnt mind calling you whatsoever, and actually enjoys it, since he likes having someone to rant to.

• rly helpful! 5☆ ratingg

@ tsukasa tenma

• ok. here this boy goes

• he likes buying you plushies, and everytime you sleep with them, it reminds you of him

• you like sleeping over at his house, as he likes sleeping over at your house too.

• no matter whose house, he'll be really good at talking

• he can talk about ANYTHING. when i say anything, i mean ANYTHING

• be it his sister, his life, hell- he'll even talk about you!

• when he does talk to you, he has the calm voice that soothes you to sleep

• fallen asleep already? ah, too bad, i wasnt done yet, he says as he kisses your forehead and lays down beside you

#pjsk akito #prsk x reader #project sekai #project sekai x reader #prsk #proseka x reader #prosekai x reader #akito shinonome #akito shinonome x reader #tenma tsukasa x reader #tsukasa tenma x reader #tsukasa tenma #rui kamishiro x reader #rui kamishiro #toya aoyagi #toya aoyagi x reader #pjsk toya #akiitos posts

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jack-ackles · 10 months

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RANT:

[True Beauty]

Warning: han seojun and hwang in yeop fans are requested to NOT read this 🤫

please tell me that it's not only me who finds han seo jun annoying. like,, boy you know that girl doesn't like you, she likes your friend and he likes her too, they love each other and desrve to be together.

then in the end, the way writers made him some kind of sacrificial hero for "giving up" on jukyung and "letting her go" to suho.. when she was never HIS to "give up".... ooooh so fucking sad isn't it?

i hate that majority of posts, tweets etc under true beauty hashtags are about how fucking cool, miserable and heartbroken seo jun because the girl he liked didnt love him back all while jukyung went through hell and back with her journey of self love and body positivity, suho literally lost half of his family and had to suffer so much but ohhhh look, the self appointed kabab me haddi is the show stealer here.

it really really really doesn't help that hwang in yeop just contiues to do roles where he is the miserable second lead who doesnt get the girl (18 again, sound of magic) and now he will play the character of he zi qui in the remake of the chinese drama go ahead where he zi qui was miserable and suffered alot and didn't get the girl (mostly because he ziqui never liked jianjian in a romantic way but his insecurities were eating him up when he found out jian jian and ling xiao were together and not to forget, the major part of go ahead drama was focused on jian jian's father and whole family trying to tell hi zi qui he was the part of family and not outsider and helping him to overcome his insecurities and fear of abandonment.) and you know WHAT? i am TIRED of seeing this actor in these heartbroken second lead roles.. like, PICK A BETTER SCRIPT DAMMIT!!! i'll have to see 1000 more reels of people crying that how his character deserved better, and others are just side characters in their own show because mr. i-am-miserable-because-the-girl-i-like-doesnt-like-me-back deserves better 💁🏻‍♀️

i just can't understand why this guy cant go for different roles and not just the same one again n again. he should try main roles. it definitely is not like he is having shortage of options cuz he prolly is in demand after true beauty. idk how am i supposed to enjoy the go ahead remake with his miserable ass face on screen again.

coming back to the main point: i can't, just can't understand why tf han seo jun is so fucking overrated when he is literally like every other second lead ever! you cannot go through any suho-jukyung content without people crying "but han seojun🥺" under it. this over hyping only makes his character even more annoying because people romanticize him so much that they just make up delusional narratives about how he was better than suho etc etc etc.

han seo jun is likable and cute when you don't have annoying people inserting him everywhere and crying about him. the overhype just repulses me alot.

phewww. i have been wanting to say this all since a long time cuz i am annoyed as fuck seeing han seojun everywhere overhyped to the point that people sideline suho-the actual main lead and downplay everything about him. and also say shit about jukyung.. like, leave my baby alone it's not her problem the kabab me haddi was stubborn. this all just gets on my nerves after one point because not matter how much you try to avoid it.. these things just comes back to haunt you when you try to ignore them.

i just wanted to let it out.

thank you for reading my rant.

#sorry not sorry #true beauty #han seojun #lee suho #lim jukyung #han seo-jun #lee su-ho #lim joo-kyung #kdramas #kdrama #cha eunwoo #moon ka young #hwang in yeop #team suho #team suho jukyung

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not-souleaterpost · 1 month

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opinion on gopher

Well no shade at any Gopher fans but not really positive so dont read further if you dont wanna be sad😂

To me Gopher kind of is one of the reasons for my controverial oppinion of the anime being better than the manga:

The most simple and least pretentious way of describing my thoughts and reasons is - I find him unfunny and obnoxious, while also feeling that he is a pointless charachter with wasted potential at the same time.

But to get more into detail...

When did he get introduced (if I remember correctly?): During that whole mini-arc about Maka wanting "to be an angel".

I have many problems with that part of the story, especially with how it turns Maka into some generic "tsundre kawaii girl who not so secretly likes the guy who she is bitchy too"

But I wont get too much into that, just the fact that I get the point - Gopher gets introduced as foil to her in that arc, to kinda give her a reality check of how unlikeable and childish she is acting.

But the point is, that even with the most charitable interpretation of the arc, Gopher IS just by his nature a charachter tailor-made (literally) to be obnoxious and annoying.

And unlike Excalibur, I find the way in which he is just groan-worthy and not charming and soothing (Yeah Excalibur is great, shout out to the OG)

But ok, maybe thats just bad impresions, does he improve later? Not really cause his whole gag stays this kinda creepy quasi incestious obssesion with Noah and idk, dont even wanna write about that part too much lol

But even if one just looks at it as a charachter trait with possible development, it leads nowhere, Gopher being static besides his final gag (which I admit is funny but also a bit ehh with the whole implication of what hes gonna do with 7 naked unconcious bodies...)

Still, one could say why am I'm expecting something out of a gag charachter? Just dont overthink it - maybe I wouldnt if Ohkubo didnt kinda setup a situation where it seemed there could be more to him, only to be just wasted panel time in the end:

What I mean is, the whole setup of him torturing and integoriating Kid - which seemed to be a perfect opportunity for charachter development for both of them - because they actually have some simmilarities:

Both are "created" and "reverant" to their Father-figure, both have unhealthy obssessions and both start throwing childish tantrums when things dont go their way. (also surface details like both seemingly being anime pretty boys appeiling to a specific demographic, with the dark hair and proper dress-code etc)

Yet all that didnt lead to anything - neither Gopher realised that his "master" is horrible compared to the other side, nor did it make Kid reflect about his own obssessions and how obnoxious and ridicolous he must look to others.

Neither was there anything about being sorta non human, "created" not born - but thats excusable cause that was revealed after the fact in Kids case.

Hell, still there could be even some strengthening of both sides negative traits, the tragedy of communication being impossible, but all lead just to an ok gag of Kids face being made unsymmetrical.

But also on a tangent, the whole "black wings" thing also just seems to be derivative - especially when the much stronger parallel of "angel vs demon" with black and white wings was between Maka and Crona, so yeah I think the whole obnoxious Maka and Gopher thing kinda deluded that meaning, but thats more of a pet peeve.

Still, to leave of not with just bitching, but an interesting thought, or atleast kinda funny in a stupid way (enough that I will prolly use it as filler in my iceberg videos):

So Gopher is a creation of Noah. But Noah is just one of seven other creations. Who are made by the Index, which is just a manifestation of a part of the Book of Eibon, which was written by the Wizard of the same name.

How many layers of being a tool is that?😂

#soul eater #gopher #soul eater iceberg #yeah...sorry #pseudo essay #answered ask #idk

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lakesbian · 8 months

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How would alec deal with the smokestorm hell that is the modern day NA west coast summer?

(I mostly just want to imagine the little blorbo suffering like I am)

immediately picturing this as the undersiders going on a miserable trudging west coast team vacation. alec (used to cooler weather) would go 'its prolly nbd' and wear black tights and a longsleeved white shirt anyway and then sweat miserably and get heat exhaustion and possibly throw up at which point brian and taylor (both of whom looked up forecasts in advance) (brian read guides on traveling in hot weather) would make him put brian's sun hat on (it is comically oversized on him) and sit in the shade and sip bottled water. aisha would tease him for puking and then end up complaining about the horrific sunburn she got because she refused to put sunscreen on to annoy brian. alec would absentmindedly mumble "ugh i guess you were right" in a daze while sipping his water and brian would be like Sorry. What was that. Could you say that louder. Just one more time please. anyway after that alec would buy the most absurdly expensive weather-appropriate outfits you've ever seen. ft. sun visor with a logo to some random area country club he doesn't even attend. this would not save him from walking around slumped over sweating everywhere and whinging about being tired and hot and hungry though. still miserable just in more expensive clothing.

#ask

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softspiderling · 2 years

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drabble: he likes you (but in an annoying way) | p.m.m

requested by @lostmonsterposts

fraternizing with other pilots was not forbidden, but it was frowned upon and you wanted your fellow peers to take you seriously so you never really looked at the other aviators

obviously you acknowledged how attractive they were, but that was about it

that all changed when you met maverick. pete maverick mitchell. god, he was so annoying

the first time he flirted with you, you just assumed it was his knee-jerk reaction to seeing a woman in a flight suit. but even after you've rebuffed him, he keeps on making advances

you figure that he sees you as a challenge he has to win, but there's no way in hell that you're gonna go out with him

"hey karma, what the hell is maverick doing now?"

you only stare in exasperation as robin's voice crackled in your ear. "I have no clue"

maverick's flying in big loops, before dipping down just in front of you, before inverting his plane, sitting on top of your plane

"have I impressed you yet?"

"I am definitely impressed that you managed to stay alive for this long," you say, rolling your eyes.

when you finally get the order to return to the ground, you turn your plane to land, turning off the engine when you hit the ground.

you barely open your canopy, when maverick has already clambered up the ladder, lending you a hand "you're joking, right?" you squeeze past him down the ladder, leaving him standing by the plane grinning

when you later walk into the cafeteria, you can already smell the mouthwatering fragrance of lamb gyro, pushing the door open with way too much power

"am I smelling lamb gyro??"

"yep, maverick made it," iceman said, as he slapped a pita on a plate, handing it to you

"why?"

"why do you think?"

iceman only shook his head at you, before taking a seat at a table. fuming, you leave your plate at the counter, walking to to maverick's door to pound your fist against it

he must've just come out of the shower, because when he opens the door, there was only a towel wrapped around his waist, water dripping down his skin

"oh, hey karma. did you like the gyro?"

"how'd you know that was my favorite food?" you demand to know, crossing your arms over your chest

"uhh, you mentioned it when you first arrived here."

"that was like, half a year ago."

"and?"

you only stare at maverick, feeling annoyed and touched at the same time. uncrossing your arms, you clenched your fists, raising a hand and you're pretty sure that maverick thinks that you're going to punch him by the way he flinches, but instead you cup his cheek, kissing him quickly

maverick grunts in surprise, kissing you back, but you already pull back glaring at him

"wha-?"

"you're so annoying," you huff, turning on your heel, stomping away

"hey, does that mean you liked the gyro?"

"shut up!”

🏷list: @luckyladycreator2 // @littlebadariell //

also tagging @idiomaticpunk bc I think you’re prolly gonna like this

#awwww #about to throw myself off a cliff #pete maverick mitchell #pete mitchell #maverick x reader #pete maverick mitchell x reader #pete maverick michell fanfiction #pete maverick mitchell x you #pete maverick mitchell fanfiction #pete mitchell x reader

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inosukenumberonefan · 10 months

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How to catch (my pookies) inosukes eye

For Inosuke i feel he would prefer a s/o who's a little weaker then him but can still keep up because:

If you were stronger then him, he would constantly ask you to fight him (casually harassing you) then he would get all pissy after you beat him avoid you and the cycle would repeat. Youd probably never get to interact with him outside of him demanding a fight and annoying the shit outta you, you wouldn't ever get to see the soft side of him and prolly wouldn't be able to develop feelings. But he would probably grow to admire you a lot he doesn't know it but he would have a crush on you but he would be to proud to tell you and you can't tell since you barely see him so it wouldn't be reciprocated.

If you were significantly weaker then him, he would get annoyed with you real fast and you wouldn't be "flashy" enough to catch his eye but there is a way! (Will be explained later on) But he does want to be a traditional type man ex providing and protecting. He will pride himself on being your protector.

So being on (almost) the same level is the perfect balance cause you get the best of both worlds because he will admire you a lot for your skills but his ego will also be stroked and fed.

His ideal personality would be.

Playful: He NEEDS someone to do his shenanigans with. An example would be someone who goes along with his king of the mountains gag.

"Underling fetch me some food!"

"Of course my lord!" Bro is blushing under his mask but blames it on the fact that its hotunder his mask.

I am a firm believer that he loves playfighting especially wrestling. You will be rolling around on the floor for HOURS.

Competitive: He LOVES competitions so you better bring that energy back, eating dinner? No. Eating competition. Find a flower on the ground? Now It's a flower finding competition now. He doesn't realize it but he constantly one ups you any chance he gets so if you're not competitive it'll get annoying pretty fast.

Motherly (Stern, caring and kind): We all know he goes CRAZY for any sign of kindness especially compliments. I'm 100% sure he would go for someone who's practically the opposite him it helps balance the chaos. He needs someone to tell him where the boundaries are, someone who will drag him back to a person he insulted and make him apologize but also someone who shows immense care for him, someone who only wants the best for him (its hard for him to see it though)

(A motherly persona is honestly perfect for him because of how stubborn he is)

Adventurous/Fun: Since he fights demons for fun, I feel he would get really bored in his downtime, so keeping him entertained is a must. I feel as though he LIVES for adrenaline so its a bit hard to keep him focused and entertained with simple conversation so you have to take him on little adventures so he doesn't go absolutely nuts and starts wrecking things

Patient: He doesn't understand some of society's customs, so you have to be patient with him and explain slowly. He's impatient as hell so when he doesn't get something first try he'll get mad for a bit so you have to wait for him to cool down before restarting (He actually appreciates this a lot)

Also having something your really good at (hobbies like paintings, sculpting crocheting) and he isn't, at first he'll get pouty but then he'll be determined at becoming better then you. You'll teach him and if its something with his hands like crafting chances are he'll like it and you guys will get to bond.

Brave: This is just another way of saying you gotta be a demon slayer lmaoo. (I honestly can't see him with a civilian)

Good cook: Actually you don't have to be a good cook as long im pretty sure he'd eat anything smash up some bugs and grind them into juice and he'll eat it with a smile

If you like cooking you get extra points because you could give him extra food or teach him how to cook properly.

You have two options for your first meeting

Option 1 (the short one where you are a demon slayer)

He comes in, in the middle of the battle with a demon which you were struggling with and he comes along and anihalites it. You very obviously thank him and he gives you a bandage since your bleeding (He might even apply it depending on how much you're complimenting him)

"Wow! I've never seen anything like your breathing style! Whats it called?!"

"Its called Beast Breathing i made it myself!" He brags

My vision is that you gas him up so much, you somehow become his understudy. Now thud is a DREAM COME TRUE for him because he finally gets an "underling" (its kind of like a tsusuko for the hashira) Now be warned he's the world's worst teacher he explains like this ⬇️

So you won't learn much but the moment you use something he taught you he's over the moon and takes all the credit. (This was more just a cute idea then something that could be developed but whatever 🐗)

Option 2: ( where you're a helper/ nurse at the butterfly mansion)

A couple hours ago your crow had informed you a big battle with a powerful demon was just starting so naturally everyone started preparing. Beds were made, medicine on stand by and everyone waiting by the front door.

"Injured demon slayers approaching!" Your crow cawed. With you at the head all the girls ran outside. A couple Kakushi were running towards the mansion people hung limp on their backs as blood dripped down. Aoi and the others rushed beds with wheels outside, the only person still conscious was a boy with yellow hair, he was bawling.

"We have to go back for Tanjirooo!!" He whined draging out "Tanjiro" like a toddler.

"I'm sure Tanjiro will be fine!" Aoi scolded as she pushed him down onto a bed, she seemed to know who Tanjiro was. "Now rest up." Suma begun wheeling him inside to the infirmary so they could start on treatment.

"What about Inosuke?! He was right behind me, where is he!?" He screamed at you as he was dragged away. "The demon must have got to him!" His tears really started to come down now, it was a good thing he was gone. His cries were quite annoying.

You now started to take notice to something in the distance a Kakushi practically wrestling something to the ground.

"That idiot." Aoi scowled, pinching the bridge of her nose as she sighed heavily. "We're going to be swamped. I need you take care of him." She pointed to the Kakushi and the person struggling? Usually you would be tending to multiple people at once but he seemed like a handful.

"Of course. I'll get him in here as soon as possible." You rushed over, you could see more clearly now a Kakushi was practically dragging a demon slayer to the butterfly mansion. The demon slayer was yelling and trying to squirm free, he wore a boar mask. How odd.

"What seems to be the problem?"

"This idiot-" Before the Kakushi could finish answering your question the demon slayer started yelling at you two.

"Take me back goddammit! Kentaro can't fight it alone!" Wasn't it Tanjiro? No that didn't matter he was extremely hurt and he was failing around, if he continued he'd lose even more blood. It didn't seem possible since he was drenched and caked in blood but whatever.

"Sir you need to relax."

"No!" As the poor Kakushi (+you) desperately tried to drag him into the mansion, he was only losing more and more blood, you made an executive decision to knock him out. A quick blow to the back of the neck and he was out and foaming at the mouth.

Surprisingly the only two people that were conscious were the ones with the worst injuries. Tanjiro came in about 30 minutes after you and the girls stiched everyone up. It seemed that those 3 boys were the ones who had fought the hardest and in consequence had the most injuries a total of 36 different stiches were spilt in between them. They had to have their own individual rooms and the 3 young girls were assigned to them You finally got to bed at 4 am, you were completely exhausted unfortunately you weren't allowed to rest because at 6 Naho, Kiyo and Sumi came bursting in.

"Y/n!" They cried out, you were so tried you hadn't bothered changing to go to bed.

"Yes?" You tiredly called out to them.

"Were sorry for interrupting, but the boar demon slayer is going crazy Aoi-san is out and we need your help." You grumbled before getting up fixing your hair and walking to his room.

The few Kakushi that had stuck around were now forced to hold down the crazy demon slayer. You threw the door open, storming in.

"Whats the issue?" The Kakushi quickly stumbled out the door.

"Where's Kentaro?!" He yelled at you jumping out of bed. Huh no concern for the yellow haired boy.

"Tanjiro is in a different room due to the intensity of his injuries. Now if you want to see him i suggest you get back in bed so you can heal faster."

"No! It's boring." You both went back and forth the good news about arguing was that he was only focusing on winning the argument instead of going to find his friend and tearing his stiches.

"Look, you're bored right? How bout we play a game. I win you go rest and you win..."

"I'll get extra food."

"Yeah, I challemge you to a thumb war hows that sound?"

As you thought he was keen on the idea, by using how weak he was to your advantage you won. He was pissy and demanded you do a best out of 3. You did and you won. It turned into a best out of 5 then 10 but after 20 minutes you worried you were wasting time on trivial matters so you wrapped it up.

"I won, so now you've got to rest up alright?"

When you delivered his food he challenged you to another game, you won.

He was a terrible patient honestly Aoi couldn't get him to take his medicine without shoving it down his thoart, he wouldn't rest, he'd fight anyone and everyone and he was loud as hell.

Aoi and Sumi couldn't deal with him anymore so she passed him down onto you. Getting him to take his medicine was easier you just had to win a simple game. He still gave you the stink eye but it didn't matter.

Time skip to a couple days later.

"Hey I got your breakfast." You layed his tray down on his bedside table.

"How long until I get out of here?"

"In a couple weeks but with you resting so well you're sure to be able to move around freely soon. As soon as you can walk we'll set you up in a new room with your friends." You sat down on the side of his bed laid down the bandages and extended your hand.

"One two three four i declare a thumb war." He won. Dammnit.

"So whats on the menu for tonight?"

"Tempura!" He energetically responded, how were you going to get him to change his bandages now?

"Hey I tell you what if you let me change your bandages ill get you extra food."

"No fair we had a deal!"

"Thats true. So what about we do best out of 3?" He won all 3 times.

"Guess you really are regaining your strength i guess ill have to stop betting for it."

"What no! They're the only fun thing around here!" You now made a new deal, youd spend a certain amount of time playing games with him each day, bring his favourite food and he would let you change his bandages and take his medicine.

Before you knew it Inosuke refused to be treated by anyone else and you were spending most tof your time with him even though he wasn't that injured anymore

Even though this was supposed to be an inosuke appreciation account I haven't posted him until now :((

I got kinda lazy at the end lolll

#inosuke x reader #inosuke headcanons #inosuke fluff #inosuke x y/n #inosuke hashibira

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supahstarrr · 7 months

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ponies i think the cast likes

teruko: she loves cute n feminine stuff, id say shed like fluttershy cuz duh shes cute. she LOVES some other designs like rariety and pinkiepie but will likely not like them for their personality. she finds all of the ponies cute, she has a soft spot for all of them but she def got some preferences.

xander: he loves applejack, pinkie pie and rainbowdash. he loves pinkie cuz shes fun and he loves applejack for her honesty + coolness, and he loves rainbowdahs bc shes cool. he thinks fluttershy's super cute though. hes alright with all of the ponies but hes annoyed with twilight and rarity the most

charles: obviously twilight. like come on shes purple and smart just like him. he'll most likely not like rainbow dash and pinkie pie because of personality reasons. but also he has such a soft spot for fluttershy for her empathy and trusting self, fluttershy's HIS baby. id say he also likes apple jack to some extent because shes pretty grounded.

whit: rarity because she the boss bitch!! i think he likes discord too bc i mean come on they're both fun

david: okay so its complicated with him. when he first watch mlp he'll be neutral or hate all of the ponies because for the most part he focuses on how annoying all of them can be. hell have to rewatch mlp to actually find out which ponies he prefers. but no matter what, hes loves all of them but hates all of them at the same time. but he hates pinkie and rariety and rainbowdash the most. he likes starlight shimmer and discord the most. perhaps he'll like fluttershy bc he likes yellow and shes yellow. he has a toxic relationship with pinkie pie he hates her but somewhat wants to be her hes so jealous of her he just wants to squeeze h.

min: likes twilight the most but i think shed actually like applejack too when it comes to personality

eden: pinkie pie her fav. fluttershy's a close second. she considers all of the characters having such noticble good personalities that she just cant bring herself to hate them. perhaps even dislike them. they're just all so CUTE!!!

rose: she liks all of the ponies they're nice and iconic and their colors go togeter they're all her ponies my little pony friendsss. (but she slightly prefers grounded characters, characters that wont talk much like fluttershy, applejack and twilight)

hu: i think shed love twilight due to her need to be helpful. she somewhat likes rariety due to her being elegant

levi: OBVIOUSLY rariety bc babygirl got styleeeeeee honey

nico: OBVIOUSLY fluttershy i mean come on. shes cute, shes "feminine" , she loves animals and shes quieter than the rest of the cast. she is them and they are she. do yu. understand . also they dont like pinkie pie and rainbowdash too much. mainly bc of hyperness but they dont like rainbowdash for her attitude sometimes.

ace: most likely wont admit it but he likes applejack. he wants to feel safe and secure and apple jack's prolly the one that'll do the perfect job doing that. despite apple jack reminding him of horses the most...

arturu: he dont like all of them theyre foolls ALL fools he says FOOLS . but he like RESPECTS rarity the most out of all of those peasants . Fluttershy gives him the most somber., bittersweet feelings because she reminds him of his sister, and possibly his former life as well.

veronika: she likes rainbowdash bc. maybe bc rainbowdash hyper and wont bore her too much. pinkie pie's an obvious close second. all the ponies have her heart but she prefers some over others, either because they're fun to watch or because their brain interests her. thing is that most of the cast arent really good for studying them. she'll most likely focus on discord, trixie, starlight shimmer , LUNA, and some other former/present antagonists to study. her least favorite is apple jack, bc shes a normie. her soft spot and other fav is LUNA. bc LUNA.

am i missing ipeople

EDIT: I WAS MISSING PEOPLE

arei: she definitely LOVES RARITY COME ON. shes a pretty pony!!!! though id also say that she kind of likes fluttershy, but has mixed emotions when it comes to fluttershy, because she thinks that fluttershy is a fucking pushover, too damn nice and detached from the reality that the world is a bITCH... but fluttershy is so pretty. but then again arei ALSO likes the fact that fluttershy is so sweet and nice and caring. and yes arei feels as if rarity can be too nice sometimes, she likes that rarity doesnt seem like a pushover as much as fluttershy is. arei also likes apple jack and rainbowdash to an extent, and slightly lean towards not liking pinkie pie

J: she DEFINITELY prefers apple jack. i mean shes one of the """"masculine""" ponies, shes humble, and to be quite honest she ALSO loves that apple jack is grounded, and that she loves her family so much. she wishes her family was as grounded as applejack's family. you'd think she'd probably like rainbowdash because shes also pretty ""masculine"" as well and that J relates to rainbowdash attempting to avoid "girly" stuff, but NAH. J hates how rainbowdash can have a big ass ego, and plus, she sees rainbowdash as "out of touch." J also wouldnt like rarity due to her believing that shes out of touch, but alos because rarity reminds her of her mother

#drdt #danganronpa despair time #this is a hot mess am sorrh

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ceberust · 1 year

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ROTTMNT Turtles + April as TF2 classes because i am hyperfixating on both rn

Leo: Scout

The most annoying scout main out there

The fast in-your-face fighting style suits him a lot

Begs Donnie to place down teleporters cause he finds it fun to teleport in game like irl

Mostly plays just to do taunts at everyone

Uses the free cosmetics cause mikey and donnie spent all their money on THEIR cosmetics (everyone makes fun of him)

Donnie: Has played all classes but usually mains Medic and Engi

Only picks medic whenever there's no other medic in the team

Screams at Leo whenever he steals the health pickup (at 124 health) while Donnie's on the verge of death

Treats sentries like his children

Has a big hatred for spies cause he kept getting trickstabbed

Will withhold heals and dispensers from people who piss him off (Leo is a victim of this)

Has the most fashionly coordinated loadout out of everyone

Raph: Heavy (ik ik, it's obvious who he mains)

f2p player

friendly :)

He's that guy in chat that encourages his team

Donnie has to guide him during matches cause he's really damn confused but determined to win

Really good at 1v1's

Mikey: Pyro and Soldier

Has the most colorful loadouts

Likes the tf2 partner taunts a lot

Average tf2 friendly until you start being an ass, he will then proceed to let out Dr. Delicate Touch and leave you needing a therapist for the next few weeks

Ik yall prolly think mikey maining soldier is a bit out of character, but listen, that boy most definitely finds rocket jumping fun i mean, look at him.

April: Scout and Demo main

She may swing hard irl but she swings harder in game

Determined to win every match

Actively spy checks (you move a little sus? WAH BAM! she hits you with a melee weapon)

Gets random crits and everyone's in pain rn cuz of her

God forbid autobalance happens to one of them during matches cause all hell will break loose if that happens

#rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt april #tf2 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise of the tmnt #i may be cringe but i am free

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matixsstuff · 2 years

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why am I so clingy over people who show me a little bit of attention

#questioning my life choices #questioning my life #being clingy sounds cool #i am prolly annoying as hell

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lsuyia · 7 months

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𝑭𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚

Miles morales x blk!fem!reader

You and your best friend miles, have been friends for a long ass time.. Basically his mom knows your mom very well and they always ship you too together.. You got tired of his constant teasing and flirting when he was always with different girl almost everyday.. It was time to end this charade once and for all.

warnings- miles being an ass and use of the n word

based off this song

IK it seems like miles is kinda a asshole in this one BUT IT ADDS TO THE PLOT A LIL BARE WITH ME GUYS.. PROLLY GON MAKE THIS A LIL MINI SERIES LMAOO

You loved miles and miles loved you! platonically… This amount of teasing this lanky boy made you go through was annoying.. but you secretly liked it. I mean not that you could ever let him know that? Right?

It was finally saturday, of all the days of the week Saturday was your favorite.. It was that one day were the birds were singinging like in a disney movie. more like cars honking out side. You lay in bed for longer just to reminisce in the sleepiness before your phone started to ring and the words ‘hood rat’ popped up requesting a Facetime. Miles requesting for a facetime at damn near 9 am? oh hell no

Since you were an actual good person you decided to answer “Hey mami?” he said his voice slightly deepened from his sleep. goddamn he sounded so fine.. never mind that... “What you want miles,” You said in an annoyed tone with your voice slightly deepened. “Nun, Just chillin'.. I was thinking about you so I called..” Miles called because he was thinking about you?!? YOU?!? of all his little rachet girlfriends you?? There is no way.. “yeah yeah... Why you ain't just call one of ya lil lace-front girlfriends?” You said still lying in bed with your feet kicking above you... Slightly biting your lip. He smacks his teeth “Mami.. you know it's not like that..” He said slightly saddened. You liked Miles as your best friend..but you didn't want him to see anyone else.

Sometimes you hated how everywhere you went with him he was just overly friendly with every girl he went around. Every time you saw him it would make your heart feel heavy. So you just had to think about the moments you would have with him, trying to make them concur with your feelings. “yeah yeah I gotta go I'm going to work today” Before he could say a word you hung up on him

Sometimes you felt like Miles would be flirting with you just to play with your feelings but you decided to just try and make it last what you felt for him.

After laying in your bed with like 12-13 texts from miles away, you decided to d to leave him on read. Just to see what would happen..

After looking at his text and text and not responding to him you decided to get ready for work. You had a little job at the window of the fast food place round the corner that you just worked at just to make ends meet. You finally got there in your black pants and oversized shirt with the company logo on it as you were in the window just chilling on your phone until you heard a “MAMI!”

damn. you already knew who the fuck it was.. it was Miles's ass in his beat-up ass car and smoggy ass smile. “what you want Miles” You said annoyed and with an obvious attitude. “lemme get yo number real quick.” “stop playing at my window, Miles. You already got my number” Every other day Miles would play this stupid little game with you asking for your number when he knew he already had it.

Sometimes you wondered about him.. “I'm joking mami lemme get a vanilla ice cream with a side of you.”

You rolled your eyes at him before yelling in the back “VANILLA ICE CREAM” and handing it over to him. “uh im missing sum mami?” you looked at him with disgust. “I told yo ass to stop playing at my window miles” he rolled his eyes before throwing 5 dollars in your face that barely landed in the window and driving off leaving a trail of dust behind him.

Damn you were tired of him.. Sometimes you wondered why you even liked him. Suddenly the boss called you into his office wondering why that same boy would always be at the window when you were working.. Of course, you had to explain the whole situation “Yeah you’re fired,you can't be bringing all that around here..” Your boss said calmly.

Damn this nigga got you fired on your first day back at your job?

The only words that pounded into your brain, right at the back of your skull were “Fuck you, Spider-boy”

#Spotify #miles morales #across the spiderverse #spiderman #fanfic #miles morales fanfiction

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random-rabid-creature · 2 years

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I rate the textures of kirby chracters in base if i think they are edible or not

Kirby

Soft, baby like skin, very nice to the touch

Edible meter: 10/10, probably feels like a bubble gum

Meta knight

To many scars, still soft tho

Edible meter: 8/10, the scars prob make it feel weird but yet still very edible

King dedede

Feathers, to many of them, feels like a plushie tho

Edible meter: 2/10, the feathers have alot of the fault, nice to touch not to eat

Bandee

I hc that waddle dees have very short and thin fur, like pitbulls and such, yet still nice

Edible meter: 7/10, the fur will be kinda annoying but yet still very edible

Elfilin

Fur, to much of it, yuck

Edible meter: 2/10, it prolly feels like licking a cat, no

Galacta knight

Same shit as meta knight but worse

Edible meter: 5/10, they have too many scars, like too many, probably still very edible tho

Morpho

I literally can't even touch it, it's literally translucent, how am i-

Edible meter: ??/10, couldn't even touch it at all

Morpho night

Prolly feels smooth, like kirby, not scars at all somehow

Edible meter: 10/10, if it doesn't eat my soul first it might be a good dessert, it prolly taste like honey or nectar ar idk how butterflys taste like lol

Dark meta knight

Has even more scars than meta knight somehow, it really can't feel good

Edible meter: 1/10, bad texture, no

Dark matter

Don't put ur mouth close to those things-

Edible meter: -1/10, if it doesn't posses u it will kill you bc they are poisonous as hell fr

#here you have #if you want me to rate any character just tell me and i will #kirby #king dedede #meta knight #bandana waddle dee #dmk #morpho knight #galacta knight #dark matter #kirby series #H rates stuff

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the2lees · 10 months

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lmao I am allergic to drawing anything but canines so here’s the teenage mutant ninja doggos

:) <— i am clinically insane

refs & thought process under the cut

ok so! dogs and dog breeds are definitely a special interest of mine, and while my design process is definitely just “draw what feels right” there are thoughts!!! abt breeds!!!!

also I added a lot of personal headcanons bcuz I have three dogs and hang w/ the neighborhood dogs so there’s a lot of info I’ve found for myself irl

but they’re all mixes bcuz if ur gonna use dogs as soldiers I think they'd be mutts for all the traits you can get(variety)

and I didn’t bother being very realistic with markings bcuz that’s no fun

Raph is mostly wolf based bcuz big scary wolf w/ big ass teef but just a big fluffy baby is just so Raph coded

also if he’s a canine I think he would have WAY worse snaggleteeth. like. it’s so bad.

and I gave him spikes because. they’re cool. idk sue me :/

I think Raph would be the type to eat furniture. also Raph would prolly like eating ice cubes. every time I get some ice out the freezer I have to give one to the dog bcuz she likes to eat them so much

Donnie and Leo are kinda Doberman adjacent because dobies are pretty protective and v smart (and very mouthy)

but Donnie def has some of the more mouthy tendencies(besides Raph) and bites a LOT

Mikey feels like a pom to me; loud and annoying but also good dogs(if properly handled)

also Mikey feels like curly poofy guy and poms kinda fit kinda not because small and fur make look kinda round but Poms are also kinda aggressive (ie: doctor delicate touch)

also poms kinda not good swimmers and neither are box turtles

but wolves are decent and so are dobies (plus I’ve never met a large dog who didn’t love water)

anyway I personally think that they'd have some lab for the webbed feet: make for better swimmers(also labs have like, real good temperament)

but Raph and Mikey would be the worst bcuz their fur would get waterlogged while Donnie and Leo have p short coats(because Doberman)

Mikey prolly wouldn't like swimming too much cause his coat would get waterlogged and hes a bit small so swimming is a lot more scary; it's a lot easier to enjoy water when you can touch the bottom lots of smaller dogs are ok in smaller places but the ones I know don't like the pond or lake cause of how deep they are

although I think baths are a different story because all the dogs I know HATE baths so swimming is fine but the second it's time to be clean all hell breaks loose

Raph an D an Leo throw a fit and Mikey just sits in the tub like "I can touch the bottom! :D"

splinter is just tired of being used like a chew toy

it's prolly worse

turtles do bite but dogs tend to be much more mouthy(especially when they’re little)

also there are def a LOT of like, herding dogs and other working breeds for the high energy/easy to train/highly intelligent/very strong kinda stuff that would be uber useful

basically; the designs have clear inspiration from specific breeds, but the actual genetics are completely muddled

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ralofofriverwoods · 5 months

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1, 3, 9, and 12 for the weird oc questions ask games for any of your lads?

Apparently this did not post so. Im so very sorry I did not ignore ur ask on purpose :(

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Doing some for different characters this time!!! I love my dragonborn trinity but my other guys need some love too <3

Also this took. So much longer than i thought it would I am so sorry haha I promise I was not intending to take so long😭

1. what’s the lie your character says most often

"it's whatever. Don't look into it." Wrong. Look into it so much. Technically not a lie, but it's the opposite of what ithvozal would actually want to happen, so it could be called a lie if u look at it at a 37 degree angle. The best way to describe it would be kind of a tsundere thing?? They just aren't used to being nice to people on purpose, so when they are they get a little cagey and annoyed about it.

As for real lies, they avoid them as much as possible. Things always get confusing when all the info doesn't line up, which is something they hate more than anything

Alriac doesn’t make a habit of lying, but out of everything he’s prolly lied most about his ability to just kinda. Turn into a merman on command. And everything related to that. He also lies quite a lot about where he goes to anyone that asks. He’s never said the same place twice.

3. how often do they show emotion to others versus just the audience knowing?

Ithvozal didn't grow up around a lot of new ish people, like travelers and whatnot, and most of the people they grew up with didn't have the expectation of performing emotions to the degree that most people would consider normal. Because of this they appear to be very stoic to the usual traveler or surface dweller. If you know them well it's very obvious that they emote quite a lot, if not as strongly. They're the type of character that gets accused of being emotionless and cold by the fandom

Oh alriac absolutely wears his heart on his sleeve. He's never concealed anything a day in his life and everyone he's ever known knows that. He cried because he accidentally startled a really cute fish. He cried because he thought birds didn't live any longer than a week. He's been absolutely ecstatic over a bee landing on his arm. He is so full of joy and whimsy that it's physically impossible to keep it all in.

9. do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?

Oh ithvozal gives only the toughest of love! When demonstrating it via things like gifts and actions it's very obvious that they're extremely thoughtful about what they're doing, but when it comes to more direct things like physical affection or thankfulness it's a lot harder to tell that it's love and not just how you'd affectionately bully a friend. They mostly use weaker punches when doing physical affection, but their version of a weak punch is the same as most people trying to actually fight. Hence a lot of the meaning kind of gets misconstrued with those. They prefer indirect things like actions and gifts, but they're not opposed to other types of love from the right people. They're used to tough love, but gentle love is also very appreciated.

Alriac doesn't necessarily have gentle love, per se, but it's not tough love. It's more extremely intense than anything else. Like when a cat loves you so much they're very strongly kneading against your leg, and like yeah those claws are digging into your skin like hell but theyre just so cute and sweet and they mean so well, so can you really blame em?? He needs to get told to calm down sometimes, but he doesn't mind. As long as he can still demonstrate his love he's happy. He likes it when people match his energy, no matter what type of love it is. Ithvozal is great friends with him for this reason! They get pretty close to matching it in his eyes.

12. what’s something that makes them laugh a little every time? Be specific!

Ithvozal doesn’t really surround themselves with things that would be considered funny/particularly joyful by most standards, but they always get a kick out of the dwarven automata being a little dumb. Between the spiders that are prone to falling off ledges and getting startled to the spheres that smack their heads on shelves, there’s plenty of things to laugh at with them. Alriac is also a rather large source of laughs for them :)

Alriac finds quite a few things laughable, but his favorite is when he messes with sailors as they panic over a ‘ghost’ on their ship(which is just him climbing up there and spooking people and messing with stuff lol). He collects jokes and stories to tell to Ithvozal as well, to try and get at least a smirk outta em! He’s gotta make up for lost time, since they didn’t become friends until about 100 years into their lives.

#random #skyrim #farlian’s ask box #farlian’s ocs #ask game #this is what happens when I don’t do the entire thing in one go #it sits in my drafts till I remember it again and get anxiety about it💀💀

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