#i can imagine it

[galaxgay]

People like 1941 Aziraphale and Crowley so much because thats the one moment in time they were both the most like themselves that they could be and ever have been.

Crowley was an openly goofy, supportive, heart-eyed boyfriend and Aziraphale was a campy, doofy and flirty idiot.

This is how i imagine they'll be when they've finally sorted everything out

#on or off screen #idc #i can imagine it #and tell myself its canon😤 #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #good omens s2 #good omens 1941

[fluffylino]

ghost face ! minho

i was watching scream and i wish minho had me screaming.

-contains mature themes (a little blood, fear play kinda)

"caught you!"

you screamed in terror. the masked man, taking you by surprise from behind. the lights were off and all you could see was that horrendous mask. which kept appearing in your dreams.

you struggled to get up from where you were crouched behind a table. and he had shown up. knowing exactly where you hid.

because he was watching. he was always watching.

stumbling you grabbed a flowerpot, throwing it in his direction. he dodged it. letting out a hearty laugh. you felt your heart stop.

you were backed into a corner.

one side was a wall and the other was the steps that led to the second floor.

if you ran upstairs, then there was no way you could get back down.

"sometimes you make it so obvious" he said, playing with the knife in his hand. pressing it against his hand. you were scared. he pointed upstairs with the tip of the knife.

"go on. run."

and you did. tripping on the steps. it was so dark you couldn't make out where you were going. that was until you ran straight into a dark figure.

"oh honey, you can't escape from me" he said, voice dropping. you felt yourself being pushed against the ground.

hard.

feeling a little dizzy with how fast you hit the floor.

you gave up. if he was going to kill you. then so be it. maybe he'd be kind enough to spare you again.

"l-let me live" you mumbled, feeling a thick rope bind your wrists together behind your back. his black cape running against you as he fumbled about.

"you know, fun fact. i don't kill. i just have fun!" he exclaimed, his voice muffled behind the mask. at times you wished you knew how he looked. you wished you could see his face.

he had told you his name through a phone call. you had to admit. you were braver when you were on call. rather than in reality. because reality was reality.

"you don't seem to sound like you're having fun"

he knew what you meant. his voice sounded like he was faking the fun voice.

"shut the fuck up, will you."

you shivered, going pliant. this was him. his deep voice. his voice that could make you cream yourself.

.

"aaahh-" you cried out, desperately trying to tug your hands free. he giggled, staring right at you.

all you could see was the mask. maybe a little glimpse of his eyes. but that was all you got.

the knife running along the insides of your thighs. a warm liquid dripping down. which he wiped away with his gloved thumb.

"so tell me. you called back today"

your eyes widened. you weren't expecting him to show up inside your house. dressed up, ready to do whatever he liked. if you knew he was going to come back, you wouldn't have called.

"stop crying for god's sake" he shouted.

spanking you hard. you jerked forward with the force. embarassingly trying to close your legs.

his clothed thigh wedged between your legs. fabric rubbing against your cunt in the best way possible.

"humping my thigh, now? you seriously are a horny slut" he let out. his hand playing with your folds. coating you with your own wetness.

.

"look at the camera."

you couldn't. you didn't know what he'd do with those pics. you pressed your face to the cold floor, spit dripping out of your parted mouth.

his dick buried inside of you.

"i. said. look."

he said through gritted teeth, tugging your hair to make you look up. your eyes rolling back at how deep he was. cock rubbing against that spot that had you seeing stars. the flash went off and he let go. your head falling back down.

"such a whore"

a few more tears slipped out. his fingers digging into your waist as he pulled you back to meet his thrusts.

"hm" he hummed. a little curiousity in his tone.

"why aren't you saying anything."

you kept quiet. letting yourself get lost in a fuzzy space. it was dark anyways. all you knew about the man who had screwed you once before, was his name.

he flipped you over. taking you by surprise by how gently he pushed back in. staying absolutely still. and you did the same.

"p-please" you muttered. a faint light from the neighbour's backyard lighting up the room. you could vaguely see his eyes through the mesh. his breathing heavy, chest heaving. he rolled his hips against you. a low moan leaving him.

you couldn't do this. you wanted more. to be touched. to feel him. without the mask. to see him.

"please p-please please" you chanted, shaking your head as you began to sob harder.

"do you even know what you're begging for" he chuckled, pressing his hand against your neck. with enough pressure to make your vision hazy. your mouth opened and closed as you wondered whether to say it or not.

"k-kiss me p-please" you whispered. it wasn't loud but you were sure he heard you.

"kiss me m-minho i beg y-you"

you shook, wrists aching at how tight he knotted the rope. he seemed to understand. grabbing the knife he had thrown on the side as he cut it off.

"p-please m-minho plea-"

throwing your arms around his neck. his body pressed against yours as you tugged him closer. how did he even breathe with that on. you could feel his eyes on you. and you were sure he was thinking about it. whether to trust you. whether to do it.

"damn you really are....quite the thing"

you hadn't even realised he had pushed the mask up to his nose. just enough to kiss you.

"mmph-" his lips roughly pressed against yours. a slight tangy taste of blood. his tongue eager to explore your mouth. you kept your mouth opening, letting him lick into you.

"swallow."

he instructed after spitting into your mouth. you did as he said. a whimper leaving you as you kept your mouth open. he was smirking triumphantly.

but what you did next mustve have shocked him. you pulled the mask off completely. flinging it somewhere behind.

kissing him before he could react. legs wrapped tightly around his waist to prevent him from moving. you clenched down on him. slick coating his length.

"aah f-fuc mmhph" he groaned out, his gloved hand tangled in your hair to keep you away. for a split second, you opened your eyes.

you could see him.

the outline of his face.

the slope of his nose.

his cat-like eyes. lacking any emotion, only lust.

a few blood stains on his cheek.

his messy brownish red hair. he looked better than you had imagined.

like a god.

"you're really being real risky tonight, kitten" he panted out. you let out a content sound at the nickname.

"s-so pretty" you blabbered, holding his face. his eyes widening at the sudden compliment.

"..me?"

"yeah..gorgeous" you said more clearly. he let out a soft laugh.

sticking his tongue out and running it against your cheek. unconciously you giggled, trying to push him away.

it was ticklish.

"awww someone's ticklish" minho grumbled, you could see the smile threatening to show.

that was thrown out of the window as he thrusted in hard, kissing you like it was the last thing he'd do. his hand creeping around your neck. pressing down. to hold you in place.

.

.

#this made me drool #minho as ghostface #i can imagine it #he's so fucking hot #ghostface lee minho #stray kids smut #skz smut #stray kids imagines #skz imagines #skz drabbles #lee know smut #lee minho smut #minho smut #bang chan smut #fluffylino works #KINDLY RAIL ME

[cassmouse]

I absolutely headcanon that Roxie and Ramona play Stardew Valley together

#idk it just feels right #I feel like they'd play it in their dorm room #obv it didn't exist in the early 2000s but it doesn't matter lmao we ignore that #they absolutely would tho I can feel it #Roxie would've introduced Ramona to it defo #I can imagine it #'what do you MEAN youve never played it ramona????' #and then she'd forcefully make her play it for two hours and Ramona would end up really enjoying the game #Scott pilgrim #stardew valley #Ramona flowers #Roxie Richter #ramoxie #Scott pilgrim takes off #spto

[j3r10]

brainrot

#jurgen klopp #pep guardiola #liverpool #guardiopp #kloppdiola #manchester city #gay old men #mlm ship #two old men are friends #jose mourinho #im not sorry #i can imagine it

[linisiane]

What Kim Kitsuragi Tells Us About Fandom Ghost

I don't know if this has been said before, but I feel like another reason why Kim Kitsuragi is so wildly popular and beloved is how seamlessly he maps onto the trope of the Fanon Ghost.

Fanon Ghost is a concept that originated on Tumblr, by user wildehack, to describe the phenomenon of fandom elevating certain white male side characters from canon into main characters in fic, using a very specific set of characterization.

(Examples: wildehack focused on Star Wars' Hux's popularity in fic in comparison to characters like Finn/Poe, but others include Q from Craig!Bond verse, Arthur from Inception, Draco Malfoy, etc.)

From wildehack's defining essay:

"... prudish til you get him in bed, whereupon he is The Most Kinky, the charmingly repressed rage, the Love of Research and Order, the way lust/interest/affection is coded into irritation at The Neat and Tidy World being All Roughed Up by the hot mess of the other half of the ship?" "This crowdsourced tight-lipped furious perfectionist with his neat clothes and his scowling defensiveness and his biting sarcasm and his embarrassed desire to have a dude who is both sweaty and emotional take him apart."

Sound familiar?

Well, the terms may be a little different.

Where wildehack uses 'prudish,' 'biting sarcasm,' etc. to describe their fandom's fanon ghost, Disco fans might use 'professional,' 'dry wit,' etc. to describe Kim Kitsuragi.

But, the idea is the same, down to his embarrassing / sweaty / emotional partner. Kim Kitsuragi is Fanon Ghost if fanon ghost weren't a white male side character.

quick detour that'll become relevant later: i feel SO smug about the fact that Kim's characterization is canon to Disco Elysium. You had to make up your own perfect blorbo, but ours came like that! And he's not a white character being used to ignore POC main characters!

wildehack's essay started a conversation on why fandoms gravitate towards "This One Crowdsourced Dude," even when he doesn't exist in canon. And when there are other, often more established, minority main characters to work with.

There are a bunch of responses to this question—the FandomLore article I'm referencing this discussion from has a bunch of the full metas—ranging from exploring why he's often white and what exactly about him appeals to fandom. I think Kim's popularity can be really helpful in sorting my thoughts to these responses.

For instance, there are two general responses as to why the Fandom Ghost is usually a white side character:

Whiteness is considered a a blank slate default, making it easier to write about without fear of misrepresentation/mischaracterization

VS

White men are considered more desirable/more relatable by fandom.

It's probably a mix of the two, but I think a fascinating THIRD take is that these white side characters in canon aren't just blank slates, but also share minor traits that all point to One Trope that causes people to obsess.

certifiedspacetrash postulated that the fandom ghost is actually a reskinning of a much older beloved archetype—the byronic hero: a character notable for being hard to like and hard to know, but usually possessing a rich inner life and a softer side accessible only to a special few. (Sound familiar?)

He theorized that part of the reason we don't see many POC Fandom Ghosts is because mainstream medias don't cast byronic traits onto POC characters.

"I think if Hollywood cast more young, striking actors who happen to be PoC, women etc as villains / byronic heores we would see lots of fanfic of them. But Hollywood is still in some weirdass reaction to being accused of racial stereotyping (which they 100% still do), and almost refuse to cast poc or women as bad guys. If they are, they’re either cast very old; or they’re the mary sue badguys - 100% beautiful, geniuses, incredibly powerful, no flaws whatsoever - and that tends not to inspire a lot of writers."

I find this take fascinating with Disco Elysium in mind because of the way Kim Kitsuragi is the exception that proves the rule.

Kim Kitsuragi is a rare, well-written mixed Asian character with byronic traits. And would you look at that?—Kim Kitsuragi has captured the hearts and minds of basically every Disco Elysium enjoyer ever.

Kim Kitsuragi is notably NOT overshadowed by Jean Vicquemare, who is a white side character with byronic traits that, in an alternate universe, could've been possessed by the Fandom Ghost to overshadow Kim. Jean, in our universe, already has a pretty big fandom in proportion to his screentime.

But, by the grace of moments where Harry can get Kim to "give a smile only you can see," Kim Kitsuragi is the breakout star of Disco Elysium. I find that hopeful, in a time where Asian male characters (outside of Asia, ofc) are often overlooked or boxed in or emasculated.

#my thoughts #i can imagine it #the dark universe where jean vicquemare is the fandom ghost tumblr sexyman of disco elysium #disco elysium #de #kim kitsuragi #fandom ghost #OKAY i didnt even go into the gender aspect of fandom ghost #which was like half the fanlore article #but i gotta ferment those thoughts a little more before posting that #metas #meta #literary analysis

[ilovehugslikealotalot]

UGH

The feminine urge to make a side romance in my Alcina fic.

#should i? #omg i should #but like??? #really? #ugh ugh ugh #era: fml #idk #anyways #i can imagine it #they’re so cute #ugh i love them #already #wait #i mean come on #sigh #anyway #alcina is my purpose #lady dimitrescu x female reader #re8 lady dimitrescu #re8 village #re8 alcina #re8 #alcina dimitriscu x reader #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #resident evil alcina #resident evil #resident evil village #lady alcina dimitrescu

[simeons-hips]

YALL THIS PRIEST KINK AUDIO HAS SIMEON WRITTEN ALL OVER IT

#I CAN IMAGINE IT #obey me not sfw #obey me nsft #obey me thirst #omswd #minors dni #obey me simeon #obey me audio #nsft audio #priest kink #dirty talk

[random-stuff-horror-lover]

Bowser has a TWIN BROTHER named Bruce and he’s the is biological father of the Koopalings!? Im sorry he is more daddy the bowser💙💅🏻

Im sorry but I know if the right or wrong people find this (however you see fit) there going to ship him with Mario like bowuigi (okay but bowuigi Is a amazing beautiful ship) but I can just imagine the chaos

#Bowser has a brother #a twin at that! #bowuigi #daddy #do i need to say more? #he’s BLUE #not mine #i can imagine it #caos #i mean come on #look at him #Mario makers please bring him back

[kc-form-the-stars]

It’s so nice outside

#KC LIFE #shitpost #kc’s past 😨 #AS U BREAK MY HEART #went outside #i can imagine it #I MADE A MONSTER LOL #IDK #DO U LOVE ME?

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

a folk/bardcore version of witchcraft would go sooooo fucking hard

#i can imagine it #my posts #kgatlw

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Consider: Lady Tremaine and Mother Gothel.

#i can imagine it #disney descendants

[primes-ass-on-glass]

I feel like these two would have the most intense ground breaking beef in the Rick and Morty universe.

#I can imagine it #it would be funny af #they legit be arguing over the most petty shit #Ricks would use it for entertainment let’s be honest #yelling at eachother on instagram live #rick and morty #dub shitposts

[cluelessbees]

Mike would do this for Will

#byler #I can imagine it #his cheesy ass would 100% do this #Mike wheeler #will byers

[sizzlingempathspybat]

Merlin is so linkin park

#merlin #bbc merlin #Arthur is so Soundcloud rapper ngl #it’s true #i can imagine it

[snobgoblin]

id also give a small novital organ to hear 2-D cover Love Makes The World Go Round

#i can imagine it #itd sound so funny #gorillaz

[megsbr]

[in george's excitement voice] oh my god guys i am currently writing a fic. its happening. a fic is going to be written right now. after weeks of no content you are going to get something. TONIGHT.

#i can imagine it #gonna be some smut #probably will flop #but oh well #it's something I guess