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firesmokeandashes · 1 year

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Okay, but imagine this...

It's the final episode of Mha. It all ended happily, the war is over, SFO was defeated, and new couples have formed in class 1-A now 2-A.

It's a satisfying bittersweet ending, and at the end, instead of the typical anime ending theme playing, "Don't go breaking my heart," Sung by Elton John and Kiki Dee, starts playing and watercolor illustrations and manga panels showing some of our favorite moments comes on screen.

But as it goes on, we see our favorite chaotic class grow up and go on to become world rekowned pro-heroes, we see Izuku and Katsuki officially become the "Wonder Duo" and the symbols of Victory and Hope.

We see certain people in the class who became couples, get engaged, move into a house or apartment together, get married, and have the cutest kids ever!

We see Deku cry (Bakugou sheds a few tears himself) when he and Bakugou are awarded the honor of being the #1 Hero(s) and are handed a trophy or award of some sort.

We also probably get some pictures of horikoshi and his assistants being silly, and credit going to them, and the team working on the anime, its all very emotional for us fans.

At the end of the song, it goes into an ending scene with one of the couples kids not having their quirk yet, and two of the adults discussing it, saying "He's probably just a late bloomer and there's notjing to worry about" or something like that. Then it cuts to the kid playing with the other couples' kids, playing hide and seek.

The kid is hiding when suddenly his hands begin to glow, when suddenly he gets found and we cut back to the adults, and one of the kids running up to them saying " 'Whoever the parent of the kid is', 'kids name' is doing such and such to 'this kid' " the adults eyes widen and they run over to where the kids to put a stop to whatever is going on.

The one adult looks at the kid's parent, "Doesn't have a quirk, huh?," and the parent is just like "Yep"

And we end with a chaotic freeze frame panel of the adults trying to stop the kid, and some of the other kids are crying and running over to their other parents and pointing at the kid who just got his quirk, there's probably fire and stuff exploding.

It's just pure chaos, as we cut to the final credits, and the most popular mha opening plays that has all the fans in their rooms, schools, offices, and homes, singing along.

(Also, yes. I was imagining Bakudeku for a lot of this stuff, especially that last bit. Just imagine Bakugou yelling after his kid who just discoverd their quirk, with Kirishima trying to help Bakugou catch them, while all the other kids go and cry to their shocked and worried "mommas" 😂 It would be so fricken cute and chaotic)

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pokemonedits-outofcontext · 7 months

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#does this guy even have a name. or lines.#idk i'm a hoenn hoe. as people who know my main are well aware of. but m08 is... fine? i don't watch it often #okay his name is freddy. thanks bulbapedia #pokemon freddy #<<<i guess. that tag probably doesn't exist. it does now.#HE BRIEFLY REAPPEARED IN A MONTAGE IN THE RISE OF DARKRAI????????????#WHY?#wait subtitles refer to him as glasses guy lmao #freddy facts with edits-ooc

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chevaliermalfets · 8 months

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The Fugitive (1993) // Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)

#the fugitive #mission impossible #ghost protocol #one day ill properly tag this but the target audience is exactly two people so #sam/sidorov: hoe don't do it.....oh my god #let's see how this posts lmao this is my first time making gifs and I know tumblr can be....tumblr #mine #ray.gif #parallels

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sundial-bee-scribbles · 1 year

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i killed the old me, the one everyone liked better

#my art lol #vocaloid #vocaloid art #vocaart #vocaloid fanart #sf a2 miki #sfa2miki #miki vocaloid #purple #green #teal #blood tw #sorta?? its technically like... oil or something. idk. what do i tag robot gore(?) as #yeah it doesnt look great but i am... not good at drawing machines #i do not know where tf they are so dont even ask... professional of making weird ass bgs that make no sense #at any given time these hoes are just in some sorta colorful patterned void or weird structure. idk #sorta personal but not really; don't look too much into it #greatest/funniest thing ive discovered is my ability to use gmod for art ref in terms of dead bodies #i made a video related to that but never posted it lolol maybe i should

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v4mpyinred · 2 months

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What even is the etiquette for hornyposting on fandom tumblr

#i dont wanna scare the hoes (other shippers)#but also I wanna be found by said shippers & organize my post #guess I can just tag my shit and hope that's enough but still #ppl don't know how to curate their internet experience and then take it out on others like ermmm okaayy #this is a shared space & i deserve to scream abt boypussy in the maintags srry

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mqfx · 5 months

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awkward perhaps to ask this on the heels of your fervent plea for chenglatan support... however. do you think xicheng COULD be interesting? like i can't see it based on what canon provides and so i don't understand the popularity of the ship, but im generally in favor of trying to explore character relations regardless... and i do think that the way it could potentially give lwj conniptions would be. funny. sorry lwj i know you've suffered

HARK! WHO DARES IMPINGE UPON MY TERRITORY IN THE MIDST OF MY BEDDYTIME ABLUTIONS........ (readies the chain lightning)

jk anon ilu mwah and since you asked nicely (and since i'm still on karma probation) let me preface this by saying what i've always said about xi/cheng, which is that Anything that could have possibly made it compelling is already done by sang/cheng but more balanced and it just makes more sense TO ME.

brother issues? lxc is a responsible older brother (though not as well-adjusted as he seems on the surface) but SC are both youngest brothers too. lost something during the war? they all did, but SC both lost brothers who were Larger Than Life both for and in comparison to themselves. sect leaders? so are SC plus their situations mirror each other's (one never wanted to be but was thrust into it. the other was destined for it but entirely unprepared to take it in that way; both came at steep costs they never expected to pay) and that's not getting into like, how they have opposite and complementary connections to grief and rage, how one is a mask to hide the other

also no offense to zewu-jun, but what exactly is he doing here. as far as i can tell, XC is mostly a ship designed to benefit jc, but how does it benefit lxc in any way? meanwhile let's look at the tragedy of nielan and how it also reflects the themes set up in the songxiao arc to be honest what's my man jc bringing to the table for lxc? more work??

ALL THAT BEING SAID. because lwj conniptions would be funny and you're talking to me the guy who's gonna make hx/yy big in the other fandom someday I WILL GIVE IT THE GOOD OL' COLLEGE TRY. it'll be hard because i am so heavily biased for SC (hence my old url) but:

maaaaaybeeeee ....... ok so it's postcanon but pre-wangxian returning from their road trip. jiang cheng is not coping well and is so very close to a qi deviation (always) and lxc is like "maybe if you listen to my binaural beats you'll calm down" because 1) jc needs to settle down a little and 2) it eases lxc's guilt about the whole nmj + jgy situation and gives him smth to think about that isn't his two dead bros chillin in a coffin. whatever so they do that and perhaps they get to talking? i'm really blanking out on who'd go first bc jc either lashes out or Doesn't Say Shit but lxc pure Dissociates just goes up in the clouds (NOT WEED) who knows. anyway maybe it starts out as a mutual pseudo-therapy session where lxc teaches jc to Chill Bro and jc teaches lxc the beauty of "don't you ever get tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go Ape Shitt?" which. idk how well it's gonna work. look at him. MAYBE we can work in the goddamn frogs into the situation. lxc calls in jc like "we're trying to grow lotuses here but--" "it's too cold. your lake bed is shit and the seeds don't like it. you don't even have frogs" and they do landscaping together. lwj comes home and finds jc dunking a bucket on tadpoles on lxc like it's frat night idk

我不知 FUCKING 道 KLDHLS I GIVE UP!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS SHIP EVEN HAPPENED BUT BABY IT'S LIKE PUTTING TWO NORTH-NORTH MAGNETS TOGETHER IT'S LIKE MAKING PARALLEL LINES TOUCH I CAN'T DO IT I CAAAAAN'T IM SORRYYYYYY DO THEY EVEN TALK MUCH IN CANON?????????

(and as a side note. chenglatan canon bc, basically, i can For My Derelict Favorite my way into his heart. and poison mushroom omelet my way into his guts. please support me in my dreams <3)

in conclusion: i was brushing my teeth when i saw this ask and i spat out blood from my throat. but that is just the cadmium poisoning dw

#hewwo #asks #anonymous #this post was sponsored by FMDF please read it on webtoon so i'm not alone in my straight people madness. hestia is me fr #damn i don't even wanna tag this lest the hoes find me. i'm not starting a fight. (xl voice) it's simple. fight me and you die #i know i had an anon a long time ago explain the logic of it to me but i don't rember..........

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vvanessaives · 2 years

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she’s waiting for the bestie (miss panam) ♡

#AUGHALJFJAAAAAAAA MY WIFE MY LOVE MY WORLD. i just love her SOOOO much GOOD LORD #quietly making the first one my new phone lockscreen like....yea it's my own oc and i love her to this point what about it #oc: vesper #cyberpunk 2077 #*ocstuff #mine #u know the drill besties i never feel worthy of putting these into the edits tag but know its ok to rb so we can marvel all together about #her and no one is forced to ask me if its okay to rb once again bc i'm dumb and forget to say it dhkJDAFH #also reduce noise my beloved i still dont know how to take screenshots for this game and sharpen them after but that hoe got my back #at least a little bit. ALSO ALSO LET'S ALL CLAP AND CHEER FOR HER SCARS AND HER DIMPLES BC I LOVE THEM #and don't mind the hair as i said idk what i'm doing half of the time i'm just here to have fun <3 I'LL SHUT UP NOW

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themarcspector-arch · 1 year

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otp: edgy bitch & chaotic thot | claudia & matt tagged by @multiverse-of-themind ( ☕✨ ) to use this template to give info on a ship. i would have done more cause it was a lot of fun to think about, but i have no idea how to mask the images and do the shapes on this and have been confused on it since i got tagged 😂, so graphic design is my biggest passion. but i wanted to do at least one, so i did the fools the best i could.

tagging: @moonsaints / @fayelistic / @outfromthesea / @thelittlestspider / @oliverjacksons / @deathlessfable / @theaisstillhere and anyone who wants to do it. say i tagged you 🥰

#tag games #fic idea: better the devil you knew #me: claudia x matt #listen claudia and matt are funny to me...........#also google says charlie is 5ft 10 but he's always felt like a short king to me so i am so confused idgi #also i don't know why but like i feel like cloud has a way with pushing matt's buttons sometimes #but that's just cos matt's got a way with pushing hers #and that's cause matt is so annoying when he wants to be #and cloud is just observent so when you annoy her she annoys yoouu #also i don't think matt is trustworthy cause he's a hoe in canon but cloud isn't really the jealous type at all sooo #she's got to take down the averternity and its agents n gots other priorities dhjfgjhjz #sure she gets upset but she'll worry about those things another day lol #first shes got shit to handle ig

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queerkuro · 2 years

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@stormingjamtoast thanks ✨

tagging my bitches @emosuna and @homosubtext

#i know i'm controversial but i'm a big baby i get too scared #i just know bed is gonna call me out for my answers #also don't worry bex is my main rey is the side hoe #tag game #wtf jordan #me

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yrieso · 1 year

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tonight i am thinking about how it really pisses me off when i tell people my dads deaf and a lot of people's immediate response is "im sorry" like bitch i said he's deaf not DEAD why do you feel the need to say im sorry. like really, why do you think you should apologize for that? huh?

#it's just. hmmm urg. it's infuriating!!!!#next time someone says that im gonna say ''and im sorry yours is brunette. you see hoe stupid that sounds? that's how stop YOU sound rn''#like idk it might be different if he went deaf later in life but my dad went deaf when he was 4 months old so it's not like #i've had the experience of having a hearing dad and suddenly i don't??? it's literally been my whole life AND his whole life too #im too tired to really articulated my thoughts on this but i feel like i shouldn't really have to explain #why it's so stupid and frustrating to me when you tell me you're sorry my dad is deaf right after learning that #my dad being deaf has had almost 0 negative impact on my life and it's actually given me a lot of cool things #like i wouldn't have learned sign language if he were hearing!! do u know how cool it is to #know a whole other LANGUAGE with your parents and how good it feels to flex that you know more than #your siblings bc they only know the basics of asl #because it feels SO GOOD to flex that #i get to watch tv with my dad at loud volumes that my friends dont get in their house #i learned to read earlier because i was always used to reading captions on the tv and im a quick reader too #when YOU flick the lights on and off your dad would be annoyed. MINE knows im trying to get his attention and he can't hear me #if i don't want to see what he's saying i just take my glasses off. problem solved.#idk i have a lot of thoughts about this but i've ranted and rambled enough in the tags #yriesodottumblrdotcom

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astonmartinii · 1 month

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fatherhood looks good on you | george russell social media au

pairing: george russell x fem albon reader

there comes a point in the relationship where you take it to the next level

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

- part of the brother's best friend series -

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yourusername: looking so good i want to give you a baby

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user1: WHAT

user2: we really be saying anything on the internet these days

alexalbon: SHUT THE FUCK UP THE LITERAL ONLY RULE OF THIS RELATIONSHIP WAS THAT YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELVES

yourusername: gosh a girl can't have baby fever in peace these days

alexalbon: unless that baby is coming by stork you can put that talk on hold real fast

yourusername: just because lily is busy does not mean you have to take it out on me and george

georgerussell63: alex is it illegal for a man to be handsome?

alexalbon: if it's illegal to be handsome, you'd have the cleanest record known to man

yourusername: STOP RIGHT THERE DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT LYING IS A SIN

alexalbon: i'm not going to say YOUR boyfriend is hot, no.

yourusername: just because i got in there first 🙄

user3: i don't think she's serious but also george with a baby is just too cute not to happen

user4: george is the perf instagram boyf like he's so ready to pose

landonorris: well that definitely is something we all want to know

yourusername: i know you would LOVE to know ALL the details norris

georgerussell63: she's never going to let your crush go lando, you gotta just hold it

landonorris: i was THIRTEEN

yourusername: you don't love me anymore? 😕

landonorris: i don't know why i always get in these arguments with you

user5: i love how george just instigates things for y/n lmao

user6: your boyfriend should always support your mess

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georgerussell63: fatherhood is a different beast

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user8: alright i am so confused

user9: there's no way y/n can actually be pregnant i saw her down at least three pornstar martinis in hospitality this weekend

alexalbon: this better be a joke or i'm gonna kick you so hard you get a free non-reversible vasectomy

yourusername: stop the violence!

alexalbon: THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR GLEE REFERENCES

yourusername: someone is channelling some serious sue vibes right now

georgerussell63: let it be known i like my reproductive systems the way they are

alexalbon: that's kind of the point of a threat, you aren't supposed to want it

yourusername: he likes threats if they come from the right person

alexalbon: i am about one more comment away from knocking down your hotel room door and throwing george from the balcony

yourusername: and deprive our child from a father... alex i expected better from you

alexalbon: that's it i'm on my way

georgerussell63: @mercedesamgf1 PLEASE PROTECT ME I AM PRECIOUS CARGO

user10: these bitches got me actually combing through tiktoks and hospitality menus to see if y/n was actually drinking

user11: i'm gonna be real angry if this is all a big joke

user12: i know kimi antonelli is young but this is NAWT the way to announce him for 2025

charles_leclerc: guys i need you to spell everything out i am confused

georgerussell63: no can do charles you gotta follow the breadcrumbs just like everyone else

yourusername: it's right there sharl

charles_leclerc: actually alex, wait, i'm coming with you these hoes are annoying me

landonorris: don't forget me

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yourusername: our baby is here!

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user15: A CAT?

user16: i just knew george russell would be a ragdoll girl

georgerussell63: they were right i AM a girl dad

yourusername: finally dilf status

georgerussell63: a title i do not take lightly

yourusername: i can confirm libido has gone UP since becoming parents!

landonorris: shut THE FUCK UP

yourusername: you'll understand in time lando

georgerussell63: you just found yourself at the bottom of the babysitting list

landonorris: i don't want to look after it

yourusername: IT? IT? HOW DARE YOU?

georgerussell63: she can hear you lando that's so disrespectful :(

landonorris: ??? i'm not saying sorry to a cat over instagram comment

georgerussell63: expect the same courtesy when i take you out first corner next weekend

user17: i fear that was not a threat but a promise from george

user18: it's kinda hot

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alexalbon: NEW ALBON PETS LORE AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME

yourusername: ella can't wait to meet the gang

alexalbon: no offence but ella is kinda a shit name

yourusername: short for mozzarella

alexalbon: i take it back

georgerussell63: cause she's the lil pearl of our life

alexalbon: i love her already

user19: so we went through all this tomfoolery for a cat? a cat called mozzarella?

user20: you have to agree it's iconic

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alexalbon: i knew @albon_pets would get george at some point

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user22: i love how alex became the chill guy again after it was revealed he was not yet an uncle

georgerussell63: hard on the yet

alexalbon: too soon george

user23: the albon pets signature of approval is a bigger sign that george is in the gamily than if he actually proposed to y/n

user24: they've got a baby now he's an albon

yourusername: horsey is going to kick off over having to share george with me and mozzie

albon_pets: bring it on - horsey

yourusername: alex i'm not arguing with you pretending to be horsey, this ain't roscoe and lewis

lewishamilton: rude

roscoelovescoco: meanie

yourusername: did you just call me mean as your dog?

lewishamilton: you were extra mean

yourusername: fine lets let mozzie and roscoe scrap it out at silverstone - she's got the sass of both me and george btw x

lewishamilton: stay AWAY FROM MY DOG

user25: the merc garage gonna be a whole petting zoo at silverstone i can't

user26: you wanna catch up with red bull? sell meet and greet tickets to the petting zoo

maxverstappen1: this is my official invitation to a play date with jimmy and sassy

yourusername: WE'LL BE THERE

maxverstappen1: is mozzarella civilised?

georgerussell63: of course my child has manners?

maxverstappen1: you crash into people all the time, i had to check

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georgerussell63: all of the family here for the home race

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user27: y/n wearing mozzarella in a baby harness i need to be put down

user28: that really is their child oh my

yourusername: make our baby proud georgie

georgerussell63: anything for you two xx

alexalbon: why do i never get these nice comments

yourusername: they're transmitted through our genes x

yourusername: also george more important 👍🏻

alexalbon: i'm literally your brother? your flesh and blood?

yourusername: george cuter

georgerussell63: can't argue with that

alexalbon: well of course he is this ain't alabama. (sorry logan)

logansargent: i'm from florida?

yourusername: even worse, my condolences

georgerussell63: can we get back to talking about how dashing i am?

yourusername: yes!

alexalbon: NO. SAY GOOD LUCK Y/N

yourusername: good luck y/n

alexalbon: what if i crash and you never said good luck, think about it y/n

yourusername: good luck alex (you're an asshole for weaponising the sport (and you being shit at it))

user29: i think i had about three strokes trying to follow this argument

user30: poor logan is just a victim of the albons at this point

landonorris: have a baby and forget about the rest of us, i see how it is

yourusername: you will never measure up to mozzie lando i hope you know that

georgerussell63: what y/n means is that i love my friends, but a child is a gift from god

landonorris: it's a cat. she can't even talk

yourusername: and yet she makes better points than you, makes you think

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user31: mozzarella is so big already 🥹

user32: maybe i'm worse than them cause i'm attached to mozzie as well

georgerussell63: no one else i'd rather be cat parents to

yourusername: you're such a romantic

georgerussll63: such a pleasure to take this next step with the love of my life

yourusername: i love you more

georgerussell63: not possible

alexalbon: you being gross about mozzie was better than what ever the fuck this is

yourusername: @lilymunhe does he not treat you right?

lilymunhe: he's a romantic really, he's just exhausting the protective big brother act until george finally proposes

alexalbon: sue me

maxverstappen1: still waiting on the play date ...

yourusername: monaco?

maxverstappen1: done

yourusername: jimmy, sassy and ella will be like the charlie's angles reincarnated

georgerussell63: can't wait for you to see her IMPECCABLE manners

maxverstappen1: okay princess george

yourusername: hey only i can call george princess

maxverstappen1: you keep that to yourself

user33: disappointed that with all the tomfoolery around mozzie that there was no maternity photoshoots

yourusername: oh do not give me a challenge...

fin.

note: NEW SERIES ALERT? i'll create a masterlist after i post this. i hope you enjoyed, this one is more of a tame brother's best friend take but dw they can get more beefy and more sassy - send me any pairings you might like to see! thanks for reading x

#f1 imagine #f1 x reader #f1 instagram au #f1 x you #f1 social media au #f1 #george russell instagram au #george russel imagine #george russel x reader #george russell #george russell imagine #george russell x reader #george russell fluff

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bbyjackie · 10 months

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𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐋𝐀𝐖'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: law

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_ynln: date night cut short by fans 😪

tagged: trafalgar_d.law, themarinesofficial

sogekingg.usopp: aint no way you tagged them 💀💀

↳ _ynln: gotta give credit where its due

p1rateking_luffy: Tra guy why didn't you invite me? ☹️☹️

↳ trafalgar_d.law: the real question is why would i ever invite you

↳ p1rateking_luffy: yn would invite me ☹️

↳ _ynln: i would, come w us next time!

trafalgar_d.law: delete this please

↳ _ynln: sometimes i like to be nice and not gatekeep ur greek god musculature from the world 😌😌

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_ynln: my babygirl 😍😍

tagged: trafalgar_d.law

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: break up

↳ trafalgar_d.law: what are u doing on my gf's page, get off

↳ beeeepo: if u guys ever break up, i don't believe in love 💔

↳ _ynln: bepo omgg 🥹🥹💕

↳ p3ngu1n: @trafalgar_d.law why aren't you reacting to the caption 😭😭

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_ynln: my other half 👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼

tagged: lovenami

blackleg.sanji: PLEASE DATE ME 😫😫💖💕💞💘

↳ theroronoa.zoro: dating u would be a charity case

↳ theroronoa.zoro: mb u wouldn't know bout dating u got noo hoes 🤣

blackleg.sanji: PRINTING THIS OUT. THE GODS HAVE BLESSED ME TO HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NAMIIII AND YNNN IN ONE PHOTO. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS. 💖💞💘💕💖❤️❤️‍🔥❣️

↳ lovenami: @_ynln block him rn

↳ trafalgar_d.law: agreed

p3ngu1n: @trafalgar_d.law LMFAOWAOO IMAGINE GETTING REPLACED 🤣🤣

↳ trafalgar_d.law: toilet cleaning duties for 3 months. start rn.

↳ p3ngu1n: IT WAS A JOKE I SWEAR PLS 🙏

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trafalgar_d.law: i love my gf

_ynln: WTF THIS IS TH EPHOTO YOU POST OF ME?

↳ trafalgar_d.law: i love my gf

_ynln: my boyfriend is officially on sale. bids start off at 3,000,000,000 berries 😙

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: LMFAOO ISNT THAT HIS BOUNTY

↳ themarinesofficial: @_ynln Please check your DMs

↳ _ynln: NO WAY LMFAOO BET

↳ trafalgar_d.law: first our date and now our ig? you guys are the most dedicated fangirls fr 😒😒

#one piece #one piece headcanons #one piece x reader #one piece smau #one piece law #law x reader #trafalgar d law x reader #trafalgar law #one piece imagine #luffy x reader #zoro x reader #smau #kid x reader #sanji x reader #usopp x reader

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lovifie · 1 month

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Eeeeee he’s so gross I love him 🤭

It's just... Alright, listen

The filthy ass of young John Price, would walk up to you complaining that he is pain. That he needs you to give him a massage, pull some knots, going on and on.

"Please, it hurts so bloody bad, love. I need your pretty hands, please? I'm asking nicely, love, please."

And you roll your eyes, tired of his whining asking where it hurts; only for him to grab your hand and shove it down his pants and underwear, wetting your palm with the precum oozing out of his raging boner.

Someway, somehow, maybe he blackmails you, I don't know. He manages to convince you to give him a handjob in the cubicle of the campus bathroom; only for him to end up fucking your fist like a mutt.

He has your hand around his shaft, using both of his hands to cover yours and keep it in place. You doubt this would classify as a handjob since you are not even moving it, but he doesn't seem to mind.

Fucking the mess of hands, panting, head bow down to look at your smaller hand between his and his shaft. He would let a fat blob of spit fall from his mouth right on your hand making you complain for the nastiness of it.

Only for him to look up, winks at you with a smirk and move one of his hands (the nastiest of the two) and grab your face pulling you closer to kiss you on the lips, straight to tongue fucking your mouth while he keeps fucking your hand.

He would put your hand over his tip, moving his faster to finish, painting your hand white. Only to pull it up and lick your hand clean as he winks at you with your finger inside his mouth.

"You are a nasty man, Johnathan Price."

Also, this whole thing for young Price's is because of @going-to-ikea-for-the-fries 's fic. In case anyone wants to see more of it 🩷

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this is what it feels like !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which she writes a song about her friendship and everyone loves that.

for when you find your platonic soulmate. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // charles leclerc x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - so sorry for not posting in the last few days, i've been working on my files and all so yeah!!! anyways, i hope you like it. thank you so much for reading, i love you.

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francisca.cgomes living in a movie i've watched

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*liked by francisca.cgomes*

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-> francisca.cgomes no ❤️

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-> charles_leclerc all your fault. pierregasly

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charles_leclerc she does love me ❤️

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8,527 comments

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*liked by yourusername and francisca.cgomes*

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francisca.cgomes after all we've been through

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