#i dont actually believe this

[whathorselegs]

If Fyodor does body snatch through his blood, who likely has his blood on them?

Who was in the room when Fyodor's hand was injured?

Who was in the water with a bleeding fyodor??

WHO was the only one who could have bandaged his hand???

WHO PRETENDED TO BE A MINDLESS VESSEL JUST TO BECOME ONE ANYWAYS??????

WHO INDEED????????

#bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd manga spoilers #this is a joke #I dont actually believe this #this would be such a stretch when there are easier targets to switch to #bsd fyodor #bsd chuuya #I'm talking about Chuuya in case that wasn't clear

[welcometololaland]

IS THAT BILLY TYSOOOOOOOON??????!!!!!!!???????? 😱😱😱

No, Lemon. That is Charlie Swan, and I'm gonna let you in on a secret.

Charlie Swan is the Chief of Police from Forks, Washington. Due to no fault of his own, his daughter falls in love with a vampire and eventually becomes an immortal. This significant life change requires her to move towns every so often to avoid detection since she and her husband never age (and their random child who does age but also doesn't and is somehow fated to a werewolf like 25 years older than her...let's forget about that part). Maybe Charlie wants to go with her sometimes?

So, it was no surprise that "Billy Tyson" turned up in Austin, Texas. I know he'd allegedly been there for ages, but I DON'T BELIEVE IT. In fact, he's Charlie Swan by another name, concealing his identity by changing emergency services, growing a ratty beard. BUT WE KNOW. The penchant for plaid says it all.

(Ignore the fact that it would be very hard for Bella and Edward to live in Texas without sparkling constantly).

There's really no other explanation. Owen Strand should watch his back or Charlie I mean Billy is going to get his daughter or son in law to give him a little bitey bitey.

#Charlie Swan #Billy Burke #911 lone star #twilight #fandom theory #I DONT ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS #THIS IS SARCASM ONLY #PLEASE DONT THINK IM AN IDIOT #Billy Tyson

[1moreff-creator]

just want you all to know that until one opens their eyes I am 100% assuming they look like mai's and they're siblings

"You're crazy, not everything is connected to Mai" "You're insane and obssessed you need to calm down" nice arguments unfortunately I Will Not.

#drdt #one drdt #mai akasaki #this is not serious btw #i dont actually believe this #but headcanons are free so

[taiwanism]

england hetalia is a cis straight male and is not attracted to men

#aph hetalia #hetalia #aph england #for my roommate #i dont actually believe this #this is a joke #just clarification

[that-one-enby-ranger]

Really crack headcanon about Pritchard because its midnight and why the fuck not:

Pritchard is his last name. Richard is his first name. He just goes by his last because he doesn't want people to start calling him dick.

He doesn't want to tell people his first name either once he introduces himself as Pritchard because people would start making fun of him and calling him Richard Pritchard all the time.

It backfired because Halt and Crowley still make fun of the name Pritchard by calling Pritty, Pritty Boi and prick.

#i dont actually believe this #but i think it's funny #i like to think that even halt and crowley xont know what his full name is #and this os the explanation they came up with to whethet pritchard is hos first or last name #they stuck with it #rangers apprentice #ra #halt o'carrick #ra memes #ranger's apprentice #ranger apprentice #john flanagan #crowley meratyn #ra pritchard #ra headcanons

[justanotherfanaccount]

Netflix really said "queer actors should play queer characters" 😗

#noah schnapp #will byers #i dont actually believe this #it enforces forcing people out of the closet #but it was good for the joke #do it for the meme #noah schnapp came out #will byers is gay #stranger things

[sabakos]

So did we ever establish that Zach Weinersmith has another tumblr account or are we continuing to believe he just happens to be on the same bullshit as us far more often than anyone else is?

#i dont actually believe this #this is a joke

[mourning-again-in-america]

random tall middle class people entering the PMC by way of basketball scholarships at elite universities is a load bearing part of American social mobility

#i dont actually believe this #but its weird that it happened to two people i know

[cemeterything]

an angle i enjoy in cosmic/eldritch horror is when, instead resorting to the old classic "the horrors being so incomprehensible that they break your brain and drive you mad" cliché, the premise is that in comprehending the horrors you are so changed by the experience that your new state is indistinguishable to an outside observer from madness. you comprehend the unknowable just fine, but actually communicating that to anyone else is impossible because they just don't have the mental framework required to understand it. the eldritch horrors don't drive you mad. what does is the ordinary everyday horror of finding yourself isolated, ridiculed and doubted at every turn, no matter how hard you try to make yourself heard and understood.

#🐉 #this is why i liked the way tma did it #where the eldritch is more or less a direct allegory for trauma (among other things) #and how those experiences can make the entire world seem like a different place and make you feel crazy #when other people dont understand what seems so clear and obvious to you #apartment 'complex'? actually i find it quite simple. no guys really its so simple you gotta believe me. why dont you believe me.

[transbian-vergil]

taking the aspirational out of best pilot. im the best. if i lose its just the start of a new arc in the manga.

#i dont actually believe this #but its all about that positive mindset you know #tired of feeling like a background character in my own life #im the protagonist now and the narrative loves me

[inkskinned]

the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.

the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.

friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.

if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!

what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!

people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.

you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.

your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.

#writeblr #i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat #and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity #1. i am 30. #2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months. #3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did #i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her #and secondly. #OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT #briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing

[comradekatara]

it's national draw your sibling day

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #sokka #katara&sokka #art #mart #oldergaang #portraitgaang #i like to think they get less antagonistic once theyre in their twenties #i also firmly believe w every fibre of my soul that sokka improves his art #(and im coming for anyone who says otherwise in the comments of this post with hammers. jsyk) #also drawing w charcoal is way easier than ink painting. so maybe he realizes that too #also apologies if i butchered the spelling of katara's name i was just working w the wiki but . if its bad u can say its intentional #bc sokka is stupid or whatever idk 😭 #anyway. this ACTUALLY started bc i was thinking about how we never actually see katara draw #but i just KNOW that she would have the most anime art style #dont ask me how i know these things ok i just do #so this whole thing was just an excuse to showcase that . lmao #i worked so hard on this tho. pls clap

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

#They metaphorically die in eachothers arms (i refuse to believe they're actually dead) 10 years ago #and i dont think anyone has yet recovered #theres literally so much you can talk abt #including the fact that theyre both self destructing idiots (affectionate) #bit alas my vocabulary has vanished #ado yall #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #netflix #hannibal netflix #renew hannibal #revive hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands

[taiwanism]

nihao china is the worst character song in hetalia

#aph hetalia #hetalia #aph china #this is a joke #for my roommate #dont doxx me #i dont actually believe this #just clarification

[ofswordsandpens]

actually I also wanna talk about the part where Percy convinces Bob to kill Hyperion because even though Percy never says anything outright sinister, the way he handles the entire situation with such cool ease, playing on Bob’s emotions... its so insane???

Because Annabeth’s reaction to the three of them encountering Hyperion reforming is: “oh this is bad we need to get out of here” She knows if Bob remembers himself, that it's not going to play out well for Percy and her. She also thinks about how they're being pursued and don't have a lot of time. Her solution to the problem, seemingly, is to leave.

But Percy's solution is to work the situation to his advantage. He re-affirms Bob's loyalty to him:

Percy then re-establishes Bob's moral code: "Some monsters are good. Some are bad. This Titan is bad. He tried to kill me and a lot of people. He's not good like you are."

And it ends with Percy leaving the choice of whatever to do with Hyperion to Bob but of course, is it really what Bob chose to do? Bob decides to kill Hyperion. It's not what he may have done, if Percy hadn't intervened. But it's exactly what Percy was oh-so-sweetly leading Bob to do.

And listen, I'm not claiming that it was exactly morally bankrupt of Percy to take advantage of a once-evil titan who could get him and his girlfriend through hell in one piece. Percy, Annabeth, they manipulate monsters and enemies all the time. Annabeth ended the previous book with manipulating Arachne into weaving her own web. So it's not exactly like she's against using manipulative tactics, in theory.

But Bob, at this point, is not just some monster. He is so painfully sincere in his belief in Percy and their friendship, so yes, it does feel a bit sinister whenever Percy uses Bob... and he really uses Bob.

And I think what makes the scene so unsettling, it isn't just that Percy manipulated Bob, its how well Percy manipulated him. He manipulates Bob so well that Percy doesn't even have to kill Hyperion... because Bob does it for him. He manipulates Bob so well, that Annabeth couldn't tell if Percy was purposefully trying to manipulate the situation. (Newsflash, he most definitely was). Like holy shit.

#percy: friends kill for friends <3 #ITS CHILLING #Riordan allowed Percy to be unhinged for ONE book in hoo and then got to boo and went #/um actually writing the realistic outcome of Percy's turmoil in Tartarus sounds like a lot of work so how bout I dont :)/ #okay wait while I love this scene in hoh the one part I dont like was Annabeth being like: I had no clue Percy could be so cunning #and like girl YES YOU DO #you were there in BOOK 1 when Percy convinced Crusty to lay down in his OWN bed and then decapitated him #I choose to believe she was simply afraid unsettled and in denial lmaoooo #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #mine

[tshortik]

Cryptic visions of space and time...

#essek #essek thelyss #critical role #mighty nein #caleb widogast #this works on its own but it's actually part of a bigger fancomic idea i have #but i still have to figure out if i even want to invest so much time into something like that lmao.. prob not #i already made a concept document for fun and its way too long.. unfortunately i rly like it #i rly believe in the idea tbh i just dont know if its physically possible because i work fulltime LMAO #its a lot of fun tho #here i am 3 years late idk why the essek thoughts bubble out NOW ignore me