#i love these idiots is fucking ridiculous

[wingedhallows]

a little jealousy; sirius black

pairing: sirius black x reader | 0.9k words plot: fighting is normal but, making up is just as important. authors note: i hope u like this little something

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You hated this, the quiet. His hand would be around you, on your thigh, on your arms, his body flush against you, his voice blurring everything out. You missed him.

He avoided you, you had fought after all, over something stupid, you now realized. 

“That’s ridiculous.” He laughed as he turned his back to you. The surring anger inside your chest rose only further.

“So you think it’s ridiculous that I’m angry because Melanie fucking Primrose was hitting on you while I stood right fuckin’ next to you?!”

He brushed a hand over his face before he pushed a cigarette between his lips. He didn’t look at you, brushed your issue away like it wasn’t one at all.

“Sirius, look at me when I’m speaking to you.” He eyed you, blowing some smoke from his lips, mouth in a scowl.

“Sirius!” Your hand on his upper arm before he shrugged it off, his eyebrows drawn together.

“Back off, Y/N.” He blew some more smoke before he stepped away from you. He took his jacket and shrugged it on.

“Actin’ like my goddamn mother.”

You huffed in disbelief.

“You didn’t just compare me to your abusive, awful mother.” Your chest felt tight, your hands were icy cold.

“Oh please, you’re just like her. I can’t even stand the sight of you right now.”

He took a drag of his cigarette and walked past you, hitting your shoulder in the process.

You were still angry, livid even. He had compared you to his horrible mother, the woman you loathed for treating him like garbage. You’ve fought before, of course you did.

Every couple fights but never has he ever insulted you like this. Was that what he saw you like? As a woman so awful that he has to compare you to the woman who abused him for years on end?

 

“Why won’t you talk to him?” Lily’s hand rested on your arm, drink in hand. Reggie poured some more in your cup.

“Leave him be, he deserves to be miserable, to be honest.” You downed the insides of your cup before holding it out for the younger Black to fill it up again.

“You might want to slow down a bit or you’ll end up shit faced.” He commented before filling up the cup again. “James said he regrets acting like this.” Lily tried again but you shook your head.

“Why won’t he tell me then? If he regrets it so badly?” Reggie sighs and blows some smoke. “You’re acting childish.” You frowned at him, hands now crossed.

“You blew up in his face over something he didn’t even register and he compared you to our awful monster of a mother, I believe you’re kind of even.” 

You didn’t answer, you knew he was right. You watched Sirius glance at you before he took off to the balcony.

“Talk to him, apologize and please make up, I can’t take anymore of your weeping.” 

“Hi.” You tried, a cigarette in your mouth as you searched for a lighter. He was quicker and lit the cigarette for you. “Hello, love.” He said, putting his lighter away.

“I-”I’m” Both of you wanted to apologize, at the same time. A chuckle escaped the both of you as you stared ahead, the music buzzed behind you in a comforting manner.

“I wanted to apologize, I never should’ve said that to you. You’re nothing like my mother.” He paused and placed his hand in yours.

“You’re the most loving, beautiful and kindest woman I’ve ever known. I was angry and I spoke before thinking.” You nodded, taking a drag from your cigarette.

You turned to him, his hair fell over his eyes a bit, his eyes glassy. “I shouldn’t have made it such a big issue. I was jealous and let it out on you. I'm sorry.” He nodded, his thumb stroking your hand lovingly.

“I guess we’re both idiots.” You nodded and flicked your done cigarette off the balcony. Your hand found the back of his neck before you pulled him for a kiss.

“But if you let Melanie touch you like this once again I’m sneaking into your room at night and I’ll strangle you to death, got it?” 

His face stretched into a grin as he nodded, his eyes hooded. “Is that funny to you?” He chuckled as he placed a quick kiss on your lips.

“I kind of like you a little jealous.” You shook your head and grabbed for his cigarette, he let you.

“This is way more than just jealousy, I’m obsessed with you.” He tilted his head and grabbed your waist with his unoccupied arm, lips in a smile.

“I love you.” He whispered. You grabbed his face and placed a kiss on his lips.

“You’re mine, Sirius.” He nodded, your head on his chest. He placed a kiss on top of your head. “All yours, love.”

#harrypotter #hp fanfic #marauders imagine #the marauders #marauders era #sirius black #sirius black x reader #sirius black angst #sirius black fanfic #sirius black imagine #siriusblack #harry potter fanfic #sirius orion black #the marauders era

[alicegokugirl]

Idiot (one shot drable)

pairing - pah-chin x AFAB!reader

warnings - nsfw // minors dni // fatphobic insults //squirting // mentions of milfs // mentions of stepcest in pornography

author's note - my beautiful, underrated pah-chin loves you so much he can't help talking about you all the time. ♡

Everyone knows that Pah doesn't shut the fuck up about his girlfriend.

No, because it should actually be scientifically studied the way he can turn every single topic of conversation into something about you.

"Man, these pancakes are the best!"

- "My baby's taste way better."

"Fuck, I just know today is going to rain."

- "Better not, girlfriend's got a hair appointment at 2."

"Your bike needs some work, dude."

- "Whatever man, just make the handle pink so it matches m'lady's nails."

The girls love it, thinking it's adorable the way Pah is head over heels with you and wishing their own boyfriends talked about them like that when they weren't around.

On the other hand, the boys had already started developing eye problems from how many times they rolled them.

It might seem contradictory, but no one, not even the dumb ones, ever entertained the thought of telling Pah to shut up for one second.

Because between the ridiculous amount of useless information shared by the loose-lipped blond about your food allergies, your haircare routine and your favourite brand of toothpaste there were some precious gems.

Pah is not dumb at all... but he's definitely stupid.

And it only took someone slightly smarter than him to get him spilling out all the dirty details about your sex life (usually Kazutora).

So when there's nothing else to steal, destroy or graffiti, when the boys are bored out of their minds, Mikey signals to Kazutora to bring out the porn mag they stole from Shinichiro sometime ago.

And with a loud, exaggerated sigh and a purposeful slam of the magazine against a nearby low table, story time begins and the all the young men gather around.

"Shit- This one is hot." Kazutora points at the wrinkled page that illustrated an older woman getting pounded from behind by a younger man.

"Stop with the fucking milfs nobody likes them except you." Smiley slapped Kazutora's hand away and turned the page. "Nah. This shit is way hotter."

"Hell no, man! Stepcest again? You're so fucking weird." Draken shoves the two men aside and opens the magazine on a random page.

"Fuuuuuuuck yeah..."

"Finally, some good fucking food."

"Shit! I'm getting horny."

Groans of approval were heard throughout the hideout as the boys contemplated the picture of a blond woman, laying down on a white bed with white, fluffy sheets, legs open and hand between them, shoving two fingers inside what had to be the wettest pussy they have ever seen.

"Bet it squirts." Mitsuya says looking above Draken's shoulder.

"Big brain Mitsuya." Baji commented.

"Bet it leaves the whole bed soaking after you feed her a bit of this!" Mikey gets up and grabs his crotch.

"Gross dude."

"Hahaha~"

"My babe does it better."

Bingo.

And just like that, the ruckus was happily quieted down by Pah-chin's comment.

"Really, Pah? We don't believe it..." Sanzu teases, a shit eating grin on his face.

"Yo- Pah might be a jackass but he ain't no liar." Peh-yan jumps to defend his friend.

"Damn right. If I tell ya'll my girl can squirt buckets, you better believe my dick gets fucking wet everytime we fuck." He says, punching the table hard.

"Jesus, calm down bro. We believe you." Mitsuya awnsers.

"Yeah, it's just hard to believe you can make your girl squirt." Kazutora intervenes, hoping to get Pah to share a bit more about his hot girlfriend.

"Well, yeah it's not hard when you have a canon like mine and a pretty pussy like hers."

"Really? Who would have thought?" Kazutora faked innocence.

"Yeah, you virgin fucks have no idea what's like having a pair of fat tits bouncing on your face while a girl like my babe is making a mess on your cock." Pah crosses his arms and leans back, a proud smile adorned his face.

"Fuck yeah, we don't. Tell us more." Mikey provokes.

"Imagine this, virgins. My good girl, her tight pussy, and the biggest fucking mess. Nah, cause when I tell ya'll there's not one time when I fuck her that she doesn't squirt you better believe me. Last time- and hear me out- I was tongue deep in her. The thickest fucking thighs almost suffocating me. Can you imagine? A hot girl like my darling riding your face?"

"Not really, something more detailed might help." Kisaki said, pushing his glasses up his nose in a way that hid the blush creeping up his cheeks.

"Then listen to me, four-eyes. She is so fucking thick my hands could barely take hold of her ass. Not like I really could anyways. My baby is a freak and everytime she sits down she rides. And call me a fucking fatass but when I have a meal, I feast. Man, I had been eating her out for an hour when her legs just started shaking. She started telling me she had to pee or something but I had the best earmuffs and could hear jack shit. Next thing I know, I had my pretty pussy squirting all over my face."

"Damn..." Mikey whispers.

"Hell yeah. If my girl doesn't end up passing out on me after we fuck than I don't want it. Damn... just thinking about her cute clit swollen and lips all puffy is making me hungry again. Nothin' beats that view, virgins."

"Doubt. You could show us." Hanma says, optimistically.

"AND VIOLATE MY GIRL'S PRIVACY LIKE THAT? YOU DISRESPECTING MY GIRL? WANNA FIGHT?"

"Damn, fatty. Just askin'."

"Whatever, bean pole. I'm outta of here. Gonna let my Queen sit on her throne today." He says, getting up and walking out the hide out, closing the door with a loud bang.

Immediately everyone looked at Hanma.

"Stupid fuck."

"You had to ruin it, dumbass."

"Kill yourself, bro."

"You sleep outside today, idiot."

"Whatever. I'm one free popsicle coupon away from getting those videos and I'm not going to share."

i take requests from multiple fandoms. ♡

#anime #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers smut #tokyorev smut #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyorev x reader #pah-chin #pah-chin x reader #haruki hayashida #haruki hayashida x reader #pah-chin smut #haruki hayashida smut

[honeybcj]

Hello han!! T Evan anon and Sorry for the late response but my day(s) have been well thank you for asking! Hope your day is going good as well <3

But rosekiller with any type of bondage is >> especially when they still have rope burns on their wrist the next day. They probably frequent the hardware store because they want the binds to hurt so things like zip ties are a common occurrence in their bedroom

my sweet nonnie!! you have no need to be sorry at all! you have your own life outside of this, so please, rest assured that there is nothing wrong with taking a few days to respond. also, i never want you to feel obligated to respond, especially if you have other things in life to deal with. regardless, i appreciate you immensely, and i adooooore your brain. i’m home from work now, so i’m feeling lots better after having a pretty Stressful evening. <3

you are SO RIGHT. they do love the pain. barty is a certified Masochist and evan is a certified Sadist. to me. barty will literally be like, “rosie, baby, you can do it tighter, please do it tighter” and his wrists are fucked the next day, but he loves the little reminder, especially when evan brushes his fingertips over the marks, pressing hard against the tender skin. barty’s already been fucked within an inch of his life, but he’s already whimpering again because evan is driving him mad by teasing him with the rope burn. like just imagine these idiots walking into a hardware store, evan with the most deadpan expression in the world, and tossing a ridiculous amount of zip ties onto the counter with some thick ass rope and it’s all waaay to suspicious because the employee makes a little joke like “oh, haha, who are you kidnapping?” and ev is just like “my boyfriend” so fucking seriously, not even batting an eye. barty’s so red in the face, eating it up, and the employee feels mortified, not saying a single word for the rest of the transaction. they definitely put them all to good use when they get home…….

#han’s asks #trans evan anon #rosekiller #barty crouch jr #evan rosier

[tangerisms]

hockey shitposts but it's all things me and my friends have said pt 3

#featuring new discord background! #i love these idiots is fucking ridiculous #auston matthews #brandon duhaime #connor dewar #brandon tanev #matthew tkachuk #kris letang #evgeni malkin #sidney crosby #erik karlsson #brian dumoulin #tristan jarry #leafs #wild #kraken #panthers #pens #safehaven.txt

[shopcat]

omfg people really need to calm the fuck down about people disliking some characters like it's not always a deep seated prejudice or an inability to empathise it's because we are human beings with our own experiences and normal biases and fictional characters are not real and it doesn't matter if you don't like them for pretty much any reason at all and doesn't make you suddenly x just because the character is y it just means you don't like them. obviously other indications of actual prejudice or a repeated pattern mean something else entirely but you can just dislike a character because get this they're a character and not a real person. you can dislike real people too even it's almost like we've got free will. please oh please can we get out of the torture chamber together.

#🐾 #just saw the dumbest post ever i wish you could take away someone's keyboard #saw someone say it was inherently misogynist to not like zuko's damn mom like omfg #she's literally a 2 dimensional nothingburger i'm sorry i don't give a FAUCK 😭 people are so damn annoying #i don't like her cuz of the way she treated azula and OBVIOUSLY!!! because my own mother hates me and abandoned me but loves her other #children. and OBVIOUSLY!!!! this means i seriously don't give a fuck about her and honesrlt wish she (ursa) were dead and You know what.. #it doesn't MATTERRRR SHES NOT REAL. GET A FUCKING GRIP 😭 FICTION IS A REFLECTION OF REALITY #obviously i would and do feel differently about complex family dynamics irl but you know what's not real irl either. FIRE MAGIC #YOU BRAINDEAD IDIOTS SERIOUSLYYY #every actually ridiculously insane motherfuckerrrr who claims all ursa ''haters'' are inherently morally Wrong just make me hate her more #like awww yeah it is so sad. it's so sad to abandon your children and favour one over the other and also enable all of your husbands #actions that's so sad #ngl i don't really care that much but people who act like the wife of the colonist is 100% innocent is crazy #and treating her like some sad trapped victim who also has no free will is like... Well it's not NOT racist #like she was not actually trapped considering she you know left and was always fully capable of doing so #okay this was obv a rant i won't delete it but like tldr harmless biases like this seriously don't hurt anything and don't make ppl who #don't like her Woman haters. esp bc most ppl who don't like who do it bc they Do love azula 😭 but for me personally it's just like sorry #she's a bad mother. and i have no mother anymore. So i'm allowed to hate her. ..

[pepperpixel]

Some waves! Cuz I finally bought a shockwave toy to go w my soundwave one! So.. I wanted to draw some art of them to celebrate! Cuz I was happy about that lol… I’ll finally have both my fave boys..!

#transformers #humanformers #shockwave #soundwave #maccadam #wavewave #doodles #I have a starscream too but he’s not where I’m living at currently! it’s the cool g1 movie one w the cape!! #now I just need… a megatron…. #*starts disassociating remembering how the only megatron I’ve seen so far that I’ve rlly liked and wanted is masterpiece megatron* #ITS THE EXPRESSION. I JUST! I fucking ADORE that expression on him! I love that so much more then him like frowning #bUT ITS SO EXPENSIVE. ITS RIDICULOUS. I CANNOT POSSIBLY BUY THAT AND NOT FEEL LIKE AN IRRESPONSIBLE IDIOT #I’m gonna need to. the only way I’m going to get that megatron is like. when I get into a relationship w somebody I’ll tell them. #if they want to get married. they have to buy me masterpiece megatron instead of a ring #that’s the only way…. #like! Guh… I usually don’t rlly care about the quality or whatever of a toy. like the soundwave and shockwave I bought were both #pretty reasonably priced! #but I just.. the expression on masterpiece megatron is SO GOOD. I love it so much!!!!! I want it so bad! it’s so much more endearing #then other megatrons! but it’s so expensive ;_; #but uh… yeah! either way… here’s some wave art ghgh #also in looking for a shockwave to buy I found the funko shockwave.. and that’s not the one I bought! #but also like… I saw it and I was like… omg.. since shockwave doesn’t have a face for them to mangle #this is actually… kind of cute ghgh #like.. funko shockwave is surprisingly not shit ghgh #but yeah!!! the shockwave I got should get here in a few days I’m excite…

[steakout-05]

eeuuaghh i would like everyone to know that i apologise if i have not responded to your reblogs/mentions/posts on tumblr, i have really terrible social anxiety and for some reason people talking to me makes my nervous system think i'm being hunted for sport by a resident evil boss. sorry if i havent responded i'm not being rude i'm just having a panic attack :P

additionally: social anxiety is actually the reason why a lot of my old posts from late 2022 had weird spacing and spelling mistakes. i was too anxious to type properly

#sorry this seems like a random thing to post but it has been bugging me for a little bit now and i want to post it #and by a little bit i mean the entire time i've been on this website #as for the reason i have social anxiety: i went to a really terrible high school full of dangerous people- #-who were literally like. the worst most bigoted people ever. not everyone there was bad of course but 90% of them were- #-and that stunted by social development by 5-6 years and now every time someone talks to me i feel like i'm about to get murdered #also primary school was. bad. the other kids could sniff out the autism in me and didn't like me for it #this post isn't directed towards anyone specifically but also it kinda is because there's a DM from someone- #-that i haven't responded to in literally 8 months and every time i think about it i get anxious #i'm sorry!!! i'm not trying to ignore you on purpose and i want to say something but my brain literally will not let me out of fear :( #i'm not used to getting talked to directly so every time i do my entire nervous system starts screaming and running in circles #it's kinda ridiculous because it's like. come on. why are you having a panic attack over a message on tumblr it's LITERALLY just words on- #-a screen what are you freaking out about. but also it's like hhhhh unfamiliar social situation scary. help. #unrelated to that but i am very worried about what people will think of me and like i know i really shouldn't worry about that- #-because i can't control what other people think of me and it really shouldn't be any of my or their business. but also- #-i have legitimate trauma that backs my fears up and every time someone is even slightly critical towards me my brain just goes- #-''see? it happened again i TOLD you it would happen again. idiot. you shouldn't have said anything'' #and then i hide and cry and lay in bed thinking about how i'm going to die until i suddenly snap out of it and think- #-''wait hang on why should i care. i love being a weirdo on the internet why should i let my anxieties stop me'' #and then it happens AGAIN and it's just a viscous cycle at that point #be silly on the internet -> detect slight criticism -> think everyone hates you again -> go back on your bullshit after 3 days of crying #and it makes sense because that exact same pattern happened to me countless times as a child. #be silly in school -> get made fun of for it -> get hated for it -> rinse and repeat until you think everyone is dangerous and they hate yo #if i could put it in a metaphor it would be like me being a little rabbit who thinks everyone is a scary wolf because of their big shadows- #-even though they're all also rabbits and i'm just paying attention to the scariest parts of them because i only know what wolves look like #trauma does fucked up things to your psyche lemmie tell you #social anxiety #anxiety disorder #i'm literally the ''too scared to order food'' stereotype except it's not a stereotype because it's real and every time i look at the 7/11- #-at my campus i go ''hm but what if they hate me for the food i buy there'' even though they're LITERALLY SELLING IT what is WRONG with me #anyway um. social anxiety sucks and i don't mean to not reply ro everyone who talks to me i am sorr y

[goldieclaws]

How to explain to people who don’t know FFVII or aren’t invested in the exact same way I am that the masamune is like a creature to me.

#goldie speaks #I’m an idiot who gets excited when it’s onscreen as much as I do sephiroth it’s ridiculous but I love it #stupidest fucking sword ever how has it not broken yet

[gayemoji]

im going to kill a certain vicadin addict so bad. not before i give him some actual unrequited love first. i love him but he is so stupid.

#house s3 #abt wilson ratting & getting the deal & house spiralling until he wants the deal but bc spiralled he got the deal vetoed #stupid !! hes so stupid and its not even his fault !! im not even mad at him im mad at a fictional cop !! for good fucking reason !! #holy shit this show is ridiculous #cuddy may have had custody over the wilson-cuddy braincell thsi week but clearly wilson was behinf the wheel so its all worthless #WHO RATS ON THEIR FRIEND TO THE MEDICAL MALPRACTICE CASE #its actually insane he even got THAT GOOD OF A FUCKING DEAL out of RATTING ON FORGING PRESCRIPTIONS #IM KILLING A CERTAIN ONCOLOGIST house is still braindead stupid for being too stubborn to take the deal #and i think every1 but cuddy and cameron should be thrown in jail #ACTUALLY the whole gang can stay theyre flAwed but house and wilson are beyond saving those gay boys need the chair #WHY CANT THEY JUST ADMIT THEY CARE ABOUT EACHOTHER W I T H O U T BETRAYING THE OTHER HOW ARE THEY B O T H TSUNDERE #the way he walks out on house just oding on his floor is also so insane to me . #something something 'i would die for you' is obviously lying bullshit #'i would leave you to die thats how much i fucking care about you you IDIOT' is actually real AND THEN HE TRIES TO TAKE THE FUCKING DEAL #i am so upset #my guys are going to kill eachother out of sheer love and its only fucking season three. #i am in for a world of hurt 🫡 #house md #live #m #rambling #t

[obligatory-decomposition]

Count Dracula is hot as fuck and I’m tired of pretending he’s not

#universal studios hollywood #I need to know where that actor is from #because OH #MY #GOD #he’s ridiculously attractive and I literally SQUEAL when I see him it’s not like me #anyway #this is a #hot older man that may or may not kill me #appreciation post #also vampires in general are hot as fuck #well maybe except for nosferatu #and that one vampire in the book The Vampyre with that twinky idiot that falls in love with a Greek girl #but other than those two #vampires are hot as fuck #including the lesbian ones from outer space #but Count Dracula? divine

[pathlit]

thinking about kepler telling eiffel about coping with the utter insane horror that is life by learning to laugh at it all…

and then the way this man laughs and laughs and laughs when minkowski takes maxwell hostage…

and the way that casts it in such a different light… it’s not laughing in delight at situation that’s gotten ‘interesting’, it’s coping, because at the end of the day? she’s one of his.

#I keep thinking about the gibbs / kepler parallels #if you spin gibbs’ moral compass around and tip it on its head #give him a fondness for the sound of his own voice #and a (questionable?) sense of humor #but this man spent SIX MONTHS recruiting maxwell #refusing to give up until she relented and accepted #and maxwell and jacobi are HIS PEOPLE #they might drive him up the wall #he might yell at them and call them idiots and hold them to ridiculous standards #but at the end of the day he trusts them UTTERLY. #and I just love these three so goddamn fucking much #— file ✧ alana maxwell. #— maxwell ✧ rel. / warren kepler.

[outlying-hyppocrate]

unwell about things,,,,,,, have not slept,,,,,,,, i can taste the numbers now

#random thoughts #taste.......... that reminds me. plazma. i still want to try plazma #plazma look lovely........... fucking......... biscuits or cookies or whatever you call them. fucking delicious #12 12 12. very 12. so 12. what a concept it is! #infirmum sum infirmum sum but it is an illness of mens once again! lacking proper diagnosis or simply sleep-deprived. oh crispin #you quote konstrakta now?? illustrate the concept of “mens infirma in corpore sano” in your own terms. oh certainly not. ridicule me please #well......... you've fallen? but where to? where to my love? who is your love? myself #carve cavities scoop out my own viscera like pomegranate. we are still we are still we breathe flowers and disease #viscera. viscera viscera viscera. viscera <12 #a word! a word. becomes your new favorite #stand here to listen listen to the ramblings of an idiot. he believes his words will weave well into music #hyvä suomi! your country loves you once again where your own mother does not #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the words they hold me together. twist them as i were to wring out my own organs. soft shoulders #my skin feels strange on me sometimes. it feels rather like my brother's skin than my own but so so pale now #when was it last have i seen the sun? burn holes into seemingly poetic eyes get a grip on reality! #here we break character and watch as the fool begins to slap himself repeatedly in the face. why? because he likes it of course. masochist #i'd like the title branded into this skin sewn together of my dearly beloved family. yes please

[steviesnailbat]

I think I've figured out part of why everyone talking down to Steve and constantly acting like he's a complete fucking idiot bothers me so much. It's because some people do that to me.

#i didn't even notice people doing it to me at first #but more and more i've become aware of it #and it fucking sucks #it makes me feel like shit #sometimes i wonder if it would be better if i just didn't talk anymore #or at least didn't ask questions or point out things that don't make sense to me #so that people would stop treating me like a fucking idiot #and by people i honestly mean a few specific family members #who i love very much #and i can have nice conversations with #they just sometimes make it clear that they think i've said the stupidest thing imaginable #just add that to the ridiculously long list of reasons why i relate to steve #stranger things #steve harrington

[boy-above]

i love my dick even if it doesn't exist, pretending it does is self care i think. just like i started taking care of myself so i look nice for a boyfriend that doesn't exist. imagining what Could be helps me in the present i guess. even though i know it's not going to happen

#i got my teeth fixed and started taking care of myself for a hypothetical boyfriend #i don't think doing any of those things is going to make it More Likely that somebody will love me #because it's just kind of a given that i'm not going to have someone no matter what i do #but taking care of myself makes me feel less silly for imagining it #yknow #the idea of someone being attracted to me. it makes the notion feel a little less ridiculous #and sometimes that's all i need #so in a way i guess despite it being for a hypothetical boy it's still for Me in a way? #makes me feel a little better somehow #wow damn marshal crying in the club tonight #i just wish i had a dick and i wish i had a boyfriend #and i wish nobody would ever see me as anything other than a man #no matter how i looked #is it so bad to want to be cute and pretty and small but still be man? #is it so stupid to dream abt a world where i could be that? #i know it's not happening because the world just isn't meant for people like me #but yknow!! #i do wish i could think about it without feeling like an idiot even in the privacy of my own thoughts #like damn stupid dumbfuck marshal thinking he can be a pretty boy and someone could love him #fuck me i guess lmaooooo #anyway sorry marshal seems to be having a Moment™️ #marshal gets harshal #i guess

[hotmess-exe]

yo wtf even is Shrek. every single second of this shit fucks and/or slaps

#i still cannot believe that idiot at the guardian's ridiculous #philistine shit #shrek #still holds up #always holds up #hotmess #the pacing the jokes the subversion the anachronism all of it #love that Shrek's swamp becomes a Farquad refugee camp what the actual fuck 😂

[chryzure-archive]

very funny that this actually ends up being proven so very wrong by nature of chrysi being chrysi

#memorie.txt #i think that’s part of the reasons chrysigil is so funny #chrysi is everything gil’s type is NOT. and yet THAT is the girl he fell in love with #maybe that’s the reason gil didn’t realize he had feelings for her. because he was like ‘this is not my type 🖤’ #………..as if he fucking knows what his type IS #the light novels r so silly ridiculous for all the gil pov scenes because that man is jst an idiot 🥰 #s.chrysigil