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electrozeistyking · 8 months
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These are all over the span of one week. I figured I'd put them in one place instead of posting them like rapid fire.
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clamorybus · 1 year
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i know "kids showing respect" usually means "shutting up and doing what their told", but my niece genuinely has no respect for her mother. its kinda fucked up to see, but it's my sister in law's fault; she just has no backbone, and has set no boundaries for that child
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thefudge · 2 months
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Advice for writing smut???
gonna do bullet-points of things i tend to live by when it comes to smut (this is just my opinion):
don't switch styles: the way you write the smut has to be consistent with the way you write the rest of the story, so if your story is more comedic or romcom-y in nature, the way you write the smut should have those stylings. i personally find it very jarring when authors decide to break the format for the smut, almost like the story has to stop for the sex intermission; if you're writing a horror story, the smut must be informed and influenced by that genre, and if you are breaking genre for the smut portion, tell us why you're suddenly switching gears (it has to be an aesthetic choice you're making on purpose). likewise, if your style in that story is more lyrical, the smut has to be somewhat lyrical too, or if your story is more cormac mccarthy-esque-cut-and-dry, the smut can't suddenly involve an effluvia of purple, sappy prose. integrating the smut in the story and treating it like any other part of the story is key to me. too often i've seen ppl switch to this anonymous pornified style when they get to the smut
which brings me to specificity. i'll talk about het sex, since that's what i tend to write most: not all men are going to be fingering or eating pussy the same way, not all dicks are big and they shouldn't be, not all women immediately get excited by fingering, not everyone moans the same way or makes the same sounds. you're writing about particular characters so it has to be particular to them. i know this is very old advice, but i think it bears repeating
there isn't an exact formula or sequence you have to follow, there aren't precise steps, you don't have to go "well, first he has to kiss down her neck, then reach the boob area, then play with the nipples, then put the nipple in his mouth, then slowly go down on her, then prepare her for entering her etc. etc. etc." this can get boring and repetitive and you start thinking of your characters as these mechanical dolls who have to fuck for your audience. and that can be a vibe too, if you do it on purpose. but sometimes you can get stuck in a porn routine (and ofc, having only the guy show initiative can also get boring)
in order to break that, insert some character moments. what are the characters thinking during this? sometimes they might be thinking of something completely unrelated on the surface, but which has a thematic relevance that can make the scene hotter. likewise, maybe they're doing smth that seems unsexy on the surface, but which, within the context of the story might be really hot. sex doesn't just involve, well, sex, but so much weirdness and humanity and creativity. two bodies (usually) are trying to do this really awkward thing together and they might have a lot of baggage and history to inform it. there's a lot you can do with that.
don't make it glossy and clean, where everyone smells of strawberry shampoo and there is never anything out of sync. the most boring smut tends to be the kind where no one makes any mistakes and everything is super efficient. i imagine it feels like using an industrial pump to milk various farm animals.
and you know what? you can make that hot too. you CAN write a kind of robotic efficient smut and make it really interesting based on the context. let's say you're writing a 1984 AU fic where ppl are forced into intimacy only to procreate and their sex drive is diminished. you can play with that premise and lean into the dehumanizing industrialization of sex, but you have to mean it, aka your narratorial voice must be conscious of these factors.
if you're writing dubcon, make the dubious part present, make sure you draw out the ambivalence and ambiguity. if you're writing noncon, the character whose consent is being violated has to be transformed by this in some way. it can be forced pleasure, for instance, but not only. it has to be a journey for them too, some kind of spiritual pit, or a form of access to terrible knowledge. i know this is a personal thing, but noncon doesn't work for me if the character being noncon'd is just sort of *there*, suffering passively. i think that sort of dead passivity can be done very well too, but the narratorial voice has to persuade me.
that being said, don't be afraid of fear in consensual sex. terror and vulnerability are a part of consensual sex too, imo, and again, depending on the story and the characters, there's a lot you can explore there
i personally find it really hot when the narratorial voice starts discussing some of the ideas that the story wants to convey during the smut. so like, you can characterize person A and outline their worldview and their plans while they're ramming person B, and the thinking & fucking are thus entwined. idk, i dig that
speaking of which, smut can convey world-building details and social/philosophical ideas, not just emotions and character beats
not all smut has to end with mutual orgasm or even one-sided orgasm, it depends what you want to do or where you want to go. again, you don't have to follow a sequence. plus, it's fun (and hot) to write about frustration and failure too.
if you want to mix up the descriptions, resort to the story & characters. you'll find it's easier to describe someone fondling a boob in a new or at least interesting way if you're thinking about that particular character in that particular story, and not just Man X from planet porn (sorry to be snarky, but mainstream erotica is soooo guilty of this)
screaming & really intense reactions are cool but they have to match the characters and the situations
sometimes, it's hotter if an effect is mild or negated, if the usual outcome doesn't happen; mix up the order of events, toy with the usual reactions. it's not about being original, it's about finding out what works for your characters. writing about sex is, in a way, a performance of it, an attempt to go through the sexual motions, to find out what works and doesn't, to engage with the erotics of text (roland barthes entered the chat)
if you are bored by your own smut, that's a problem. i know we all talk about how hard we find writing smut, and IT IS hard, and sometimes it's not enjoyable, because writing itself is often not enjoyable, but even when it's painful and annoying, it gives you that little intellectual kick like "huh, i'm creating this and making these people do this, and ohh look, i can maybe put this unnamable thing into words". but if you become bored, that's a sign you have to look at the language & characters and figure out what's not working for you
last thing i'll underline: pay attention to your narratorial voice. in this ordeal, you are the seducer. not the characters. you have to seduce us with words and context. your voice matters the most. you can persuade us of anything. but you have to be confident in your weirdness and particularity. this is your bedroom (so to speak), so invite us in.
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l3monlem0n · 1 month
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Some Murder Drones Episode 7 screenshots I thought were interesting and my thoughts on them :>
SPOILER WARNING!!!! is spoilering
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Nori, despite being a middle aged woman with a child, appears to be an Otaku or otherwise likes "edgy" and "scene" stuff, as well as listening to nightcore, very much like her daughter. Good for her tbh you're never too old to have fun
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She also has a photo of Khan and what I can only assume is baby Uzi, though it appears to have blue eyes, but maybe it's just the lighting. Still very cute she has a pic of her husband
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As well as all the previously mentioned Otaku stuff, she also drew herself as an anime character. She has a skinsona. Phenomenal (pos)
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Nothing much here, just Uzi coughing up blood. Girl got the goop (gore) inside of her already
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Lab Space. Apparently the Church was just down there and not even the humans know why. The canonicity of this is questionable; it could just be a joke
OT, as per google, stands for "Occupational Therapy". Makes sense for the context, and makes the bottom text funnier
"Fun Time To Universe Big Crunch: 87". The Big Crunch is a hypothetical way the Universe could end, where the universe folds on itself and shrinks into a single point. 87 "what" I don't know. If it's months, that 7 years and 3 months
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Honestly the Murder Drones lore is super confusing. I think what this is trying to say is that every other Zombie Drone is doing poorly, (Except for Yeva), they are trying to reactivate 002 (Nori) via the USB. I'm not sure what this means. Maybe they only got the results they wanted from the two of them, and are trying again with Nori since she was the only other one that worked (also why they got Yeva when she failed; this may all be referring to how the episode opened up) Also, the date says SER. As revealed in the episode Cabin Fever, Copper-9 has months that Earth does not. SER most likely stands for Seramorris, the month revealed in that episode
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Looks like the "bad event" wasn't the first one. Certainly was the last one though lol
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Just a good pic of ghost/hologram V with the scary stuff. Might use this as a wallpaper
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You can literally see the hole in his neck where N bit him in...
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...And it's to the point his HEAD FALLS OFF. (including because I didn't notice the first time around)
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Yup, the idea that Uzi became the Admin for N and V is completely true. I wonder what would've happened if she didn't, since Cyn didn't react whatsoever
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friggin bug (very pos)
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You would not believe how difficult it was to get a good pic of this (I'm using snipping tool lmao). Always a pleasure to see Uzi's doodles. Things her gun can do (upper right):
NOT judge her
Forced prom date (?)
Allows her to say she had friends before she frickin murdered them with sci-fi machinery
The cut off text at the bottom: Plan B: Normal gun + Shoot really fast
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This is while Tessa is looking for something in the lockers. Claws, chains, magnets, Wings, and scribbled "HELP". Looks like the lockers were all specifically to hold the infected worker drones. Oof
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We are in the future now baby. We have rererererereCAPTCHA. Funnily enough, it still couldn't stop a robot
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There is a message board where someone who doesn't like robots is talking. They also are scared. Also no one else is using this system, which is unsurprising. "Ur aight ;)" Wait is the winky face intentional foreshadowing? Or unintentional?
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We get the names of a bunch of other Worker Drones. Unfortunately for all 029 fans, her name was not visible. (also can someone tell me what "JWEB" could be short for?) And Yeva is said to have a patch. That may be the crucible thing idk
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Cyn (which I will be calling this version Skyn [Skin + Cyn]) apparently took of the space suit just to give Doll the Withered Foxy jumpscare. Honestly really terrifying. If this photo was teased before release I think the fandom would've exploded
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Just N being a good boy :3
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The MDs, Cyn's pets. Nori refers to them as "Nerfed" so the "Entity" can ensure control, and says they were made to destroy other hosts. I don't know why Cyn would want them dead, but I'm not the loremaster here. YouTube line is there because I couldn't be bothered after the Railgun image
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Probably already confirmed, but doubly confirmed that a symptom of the Solver is giving Drones organic insides. A Worker Drone body with a rib cage and guts. I wonder what would happen if the infection continued uninterrupted (also R.I.P. Doll I loved you :frown:)
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I'm sure everyone noticed, but when Uzi tried to manipulate Tessa, the ERROR noticed appeared. Already hinting Tessa is not all she says she is
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Apparently the Solver can create Black Hole Saws. Interesting development (Blackhole Blitz)
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I know most people (I think) see this as a joke and N just being a bit of goofball. But honestly, I think he did it intentionally to shock Cynuzi and give Nori a chance. In the Pilot, he licked V's sword to surprise her too, which means he isn't unfamiliar with doing something weird and surprising for the advantage
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Skyn eating Doll's core. R.I.P. Doll again. Seriously, was that Doll in Core Form like Nori was? Or was Nori a fringe case because she was "Exorcised" and this is just a regular core? Questions, questions. Also yeah the Solver also gives you a Core. Fun
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This tag makes me think that this body is Cyn's actual body. Not longer a hologram, but her actual body from the mansion. The reason Tessa gave N, J, and V their names was because that was the first letter of their Serial Designation (she's very uncreative). However, Cyn's tag was slightly faded, which meant her SD couldn't be seen, so Tessa gave her the name "Cyn" after her P/N, even though the other 3 already have the same P/N as Cyn (Tessa, again, is very uncreative)...
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...and for some reason, Cyn or the Solver, which ever theory you subscribe to, decided to wear Tessa as a skin suit for some twisted reason. It did help her with the Captcha. Also scary because this doesn't have the right proportions for an adult (unless Cyn really forced that skin on), which leads me to believe that this is a Younger Tessa, and she faked having an older voice. Maybe I shouldn't call her my wife... I'm sure Eldritch J is still available :^)
(Seriously, the eyes are burnt out, leaving two eye holes over the visor, so she gives herself two X eyes so it looks better. Also yeah we found out what that thing on the "It Came From Copper-9" poster came from. It really was Cyn or Skyn)
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Just a frame of the final...frame... for coolness. I'm probably also going to use this for a background. Also, this is definitely Copper-9. You can see the ring and ringless moon together on the right. Uzi somehow got sent to orbit after falling in the meat hole
Well that was all for now. This series has consumed me entirely, body and soul, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Goodbye and goodnight
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kimbap-r0ll · 2 years
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Can I get hc for adultrio? their s/o suddenly get all cuddly and touchy. Thank you
Hi, thank you for the ask! I'll keep this mainly to just cuddling and like the reader wanting some fluff, hope you enjoy!
The Adult trio react to their s/o being cuddly/affectionate
Hisoka
He's surprised that you're taking the first move instead of him this time, but that doesn't mean he's upset. He's probably super happy actually.
Will pull you closer using Bungee Gum, enveloping you in his arms. You guys probably sit together for a while, and don't even think of leaving since he'll just hug you tighter.
"What's this, doll, if you wanted to cuddle all you have to do is ask, ♥️" he'll say in a low voice close to your ear. He'll also tease you if you're shy about it.
Overall all I can say about Hisoka is that this guy will have an ego boost if you are affectionate to him. He'll gladly cuddle with you, even if it means missing out troupe duties.
Illumi
He's confused, but he can't help feel a little bit warmer when you come up to him with open arms. He might move away from you at first, but just tell him you're going to hug him and he'll let you. He might ask you "why" but just say that you want to and Illumi won't mind
Super stiff, but at least he's trying :/. He just robotically puts his hands on your shoulders while you place your head on his chest. He might play with your hair for a bit while spacing out. If he attempts to hug you, he might crush you because he's so strong :/.
It's really quiet, he doesn't say much and if he needs to go somewhere he'll just pick you up and move with you in his arms. It's kinda nice to be carried around haha.
He won't say he likes it, he won't even know if that's how he feels. But the next time you ask him for cuddles, he won't be as defensive.
Chrollo
Sort of a mix between the two others, as in he isn't excited to have some time with you nor is he against it. You can come up to him while he's reading or writing (I feel like this guy carries around a little notebook for his own thoughts).
"Do you need something?" he'll ask, but he won't look at you. He's busy, but you want to still hug him! He won't be against it, and he might already know you want to cuddle, so he just gives you some space and lets you sit with him while he's doing his work.
You might be sitting in front of him, reading along his book and he might even read it to you because why not. It's really cozy; a candle lit on the sidelines and the rain in the background as he's reading to you, and maybe you have some tea with you as well.
You might fall asleep when you're with him, but don't worry! He just carries you somewhere you can sleep or has you sleep on his chest as he continues his own work. He likes spending time with you, and while he won't say it in words, you can tell he's super happy when you listen to him read you some of his favorite books.
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reidslovely · 9 months
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there were two things that came to mind the first being peter yelling at her and he’s never done that before so reader trying to avoids him for the rest of the day and when she does interact with him she’s silent or acting almost robotic
the second one that came to mind was them getting into a fight and her trying to quit
i see your second thought being super plausible honestly, but let’s combine them. peter is very particular about his schedule and follows it to a t for the most part. the fight started the first or second week she works for him. all over a missed appointment and she swears she wrote it down, but peter is upset because he doesn’t have time for this meeting. he’s got lab time, and a presentation today. he doesn’t have time to meet with this potential investor today.
“what do you mean you missed a appointment!” peter yelled. the slight raise in his voice shocked her as well as him. he cleared his throat and left his suit jacket on the back of his desk chair. “can you not operate the shared calendar i swear doll it’s like you’re completely helpless sometimes.”
that comment strikes a nerve, and it doesn’t help she’s already on the verge of tears from him yelling. peter’s never made her feel so small. in fact he’s only ever been encouraging. and supportive of her she wasn’t helpless, she was learning the ropes of this company still. and her boyfriend being who he was didn’t help, everyone else just assumed she batted her eyes and but her lip to the position.
“well i’m sorry pete.” she jokes dryly lightly trying not to show her hurt. “we can’t all be a super genius”
“yeah but i expected better from you.” all over a calendar
he walks away annoyed. she doesn’t know if it’s with her or the situation but the tone of his voice alone makes her sick to her stomach. she brings him his lunch quietly and doesn’t bother to eat with him like she usually does. she keeps their interaction short and firm.
“doll can you make a call for me?”
“sure.” she nodded not even looking at him as she takes the paper.
“doll.” his voice sung out later, “will you get these filed for me?” he kissed her temple hands on her shoulders squeezing. she shrugged him off nodding.
“right away mr. parker.”
he was thinking of a way to apologize. sending flowers to her desk probably wouldn’t do much and may insight a few scoffs from other employees. not wanting to embarrass her he settled on waiting till they were alone in the building to formally apologize.
but she comes into his office a few hours later before they leave to go home with her two weeks in shaky hand.
“doll..what’s this?” peter asked reading over the paper, hand reaching out for her shaking one pulling her closer to him.
“i don’t wanna work for you. i’m..i’m scared it’ll ruin our relationship.” she mumbled out tears threatening her eyes. peter’s heart swelled in his chest feeling lodged in his throat. “and i really like being your girlfriend and i love you and i don’t..i don’t want you to yell at me over a stupid google calendar.”
“oh doll..no. i was upset earlier i didn’t mean it. i wasn’t even upset at you it was just time stress.” he sat her on his knee. arm wrapping around her waist holding her in place to look at him. “i wasn’t mad or disappointed at all. i know i said something really hurtful and i’m very sorry. and i’m even more sorry for yelling at you.” she sniffled as he spoke, her hand resting on his chest flattening out some wrinkles. he whispered softly to her his free hand rubbing her side.
“i want you here. okay? but if you want to quit i understand and i won’t stop you but i’ll be sure to use my words more carefully and i will never raise my voice again. i am so sorry and i’m going to do better.”
the care in his voice made it easy to believe him, that and his big doe eyes staring into hers assuring her this was the truth.
“don’t ever yell at me again and i’ll stay.” she bargains. peter laughed bobbing his head.
“deal.”
“and i want a raise. for dealing with you here and at home” peter laughed this time throwing his head back.
“i’ll talk to human resources about the ethical standards about that.” he responds standing her up off his lap. as he packs up his office for the night.
“m.j.’s your human resources officer i think she’ll agree with me.” you hummed turning the light off as they left the room.
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clanwarrior-tumbly · 8 months
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I had a dumb idea that I wanted to ask, how would Ken and Barbie react to a new Ken who's supposed to be a superhero (K man or something) thing is there's no criminals or supervillains in barbie land to fight so for most of the time their either crouching over buildings overdramatically monologuing their thoughts/past or hiding in their not so secret base
The "overdramatic monologue" is giving ATSV!Ben Riley hsahggs
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Ken
You're a new Ken doll who was meant to be a superhero (and you were an instant hit with the kids back in the Real World).
But Beach!Ken thought you were just another rival trying to compete for Stereo!Barbie's attention, especially when you have such a cool costume and look badass 24/7.
So he's got his eye on you.
Yet you don't really have a Barbie and you're certainly not trying to get anybody else's Barbie.
You're just Ken-Man (or Super Ken, K-Man, or whatever Mattel decided to call your alias), the lone savior, protector, and guardian of Barbieland.
Except..there's not really much for you to save, protect, or guard in the first place.
Barbieland's more or less a utopia. There's no supervillains or an archnemesis for you to fight, nor is there any crime.
So when Ken's standing alone on the beach one night, he spots you crouching on the ledge of one of the buildings, and he can see you looking around.
He goes closer for curiosity's sake (and to distract himself bc he's bummed out he couldn't stay at Barbie's dreamhouse), and hears you monologuing.
"Just another windy night in Barbieland..it's cool, refreshing, and calming. It's like my conscience in a way. It's at peace knowing that I've kept this city safe once again. I hope every Barbie, Ken, and everydoll in-between sleeps soundly-"
"What are you doing up there, Ken?"
When you see Beach!Ken staring up at you, you jump down and land (to which he jumps back, surprised you didn't break a leg), thrilled that some doll finally approached you.
"Ah! You caught me monologuing."
"Mono...what?" He blinks, dumbfounded.
"Just spilling my thoughts, dear citizen. Nothing to worry about." You smile brightly behind your mask, although you see that he looks annoyed. "What troubles you on this quiet night, Ken?"
"Oh nothing. I'm just mad that Ken kept trying to show off and dance with Barbie at her party tonight. He did backflips in front of her! It's not fair, why can't I do that??"
"Ohhh you mean this?" You perform a single backflip, but he glares at you, ready to snap.
"I wanna know how to do that. Teach me."
"Wait...didn't you injure yourself when you tried to go surfing earlier today?"
"...you saw that?"
"Of course. I see everything from my not-so-secret base."
"....AND you have a house?!!!" He screams, causing you to take a step back.
But you quickly realize he's just insecure and thinks he pales in comparison to the other Kens when trying to impress his Barbie.
And you having a cooler job than "Beach" certainly doesn't help matters...
You're a compassionate hero, though, looking to see past his initial hostility and offer to train him on doing backflips, front flips, etc.
He gets cocky and it...doesn't go so well as he slips on a rock and faceplants onto the pavement (luckily he doesn't break anything this time).
Instead you take him to your not-so-secret base to train in a safe environment, and he gets better with practice.
He's very jealous of all the cool tech you have (including a security robot who's similar to Closet from Life in the Dreamhouse, except not hostile at all) and you gotta refrain him from touching anything.
Once he realizes you're not trying to impress his Barbie, he becomes buddies with you--though you treat him more like a sidekick.
Barbie
"Hello, Barbie!"
"Oh hi, Ken!"
She's seen you around Barbieland a lot, especially in the late hours of the night.
You're one of the coolest Kens she's seen, although she's surprised there wasn't some superheroine Barbie already around (or maybe there was...she doesn't know for sure, but it doesn't matter).
While she doesn't fully understand your monologues regarding your past (whether it's about being responsible with your "powers" or whatever origin story Mattel decided to cook up for your character), she finds your words admirable, your deeds heroic, and your personality charming.
When she's on the beach or taking an evening drive, she'll often look for you on the rooftops and wave.
You always wave back, of course.
But immediately lose your train of thought if you were monologuing at the time.
That's okay though, bc you had an oath to keep Barbieland crime-free (and not waving back to a Barbie was something only a criminal scumbag would do).
Even though this place lacks criminal activity and supervillains, you do often help citizens with mundane troubles.
Some call upon your aid and you're there instantly.
Plus, you have a "super sense" that alerts you to imminent danger, allowing you to arrive just in time.
For instance, when Barbie falls from her dreamhouse instead of floating down, you suddenly swooped in to save her before she could hit the ground.
"Are you okay, Barbie??" You worry, having never seen her fall before.
It's not the first time you've ever seen a doll fall, however.
"I-I....yeah, Ken! I'm fine! I'm great!!" She's embarrassed that you saw her at such an "imperfect" moment, stumbling out of your arms. "Thanks for saving me."
"Of course, it's my job to protect all of you." You smile.
Although after she leaves in her car, you frown a bit, worried that she's in more trouble than she's willing to admit..
Maybe you oughta report to Weird Barbie.
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cephaloclod · 4 months
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i had a thought today
what if there was a robot girl and she had a crush on you and you knew it and she was trying to ingratiate herself to you so she offered to run some of your computer programs for you on her cpu cuz haha why not haha and youre like aww thanks so you boot up your virtual doll game of choice (im talking ffxiv but you can use whatever in ur dumb brain) and download a bunch of modded clothes and start taking up all her spare memory and shes like uuuuh hehe thats a lot of mods… and youre like lol yeah i wanna try on a bunch of stuff and shes like haha yeah lol… and shes all nervous cuz you keep downloading more and more and she doesnt wanna tell you to stop obvs so shes just going along with it and then you get in the game and crank up the r-shade to the highest settings and you hear her fans kick on to overdrive and shes like uuuh whats up and youre like oh just taking a few quick pics of my heavily modded character haha i wont be long and her fans are getting louder and faster and you can see shes already getting hotter but shes still being nice and doesnt wanna seem mean so you start trying on all the modded clothes and taking a ton of different screenshots and ofc its like all horny big tiddie stuff cuz like thats the fun so shes just getting her already limited memory space spammed by whats turning out to be hundreds of super high fidelity high res screen shots of a hornily/scantily clad big boobed fat assed virtual character and shes like getting really overheated now but like soooo much of her cpu is being used to run this game and at all the highest settings with all those fancy shaders and all that junk so shes like struggling to keep it together and she cant really say much except make loud fan noises as you just sit there and spam her with more and more ridiculous pics at ridiculous angles of your character and her memories almost full but youre still taking more and she finally manages to squeek out something like a maybe we should take a breather for a second but youre like oh but im almost done and my character is just so much fun to take screencaps of and is soooo hot and shes just like yyeeahfh as you take like five more pics of ur toons ass and now the game is running really slow so its taking even longer to set up the shots to take the pictures and the computer girl is just like treading water in this lagged overheated state staring at your beloved characters huge modded rack as you try on another new shirt and realize you wanna go back and see what it looks like with those tights from earlier and she still just doesnt wanna say anything to inconvenience you and maybe this is a good way to die anyway she thinks well thinks is a strong word cuz like 99% of her cpu is being used to render the exposed midriff of your virtual cat girl or whatever it is so she just kinda feels it and the room you two are in is like getting really hot cuz shes just producing so much heat and you can see shes struggling to keep it together and the game is chugging alone reeeeeeeeal slow now and ur just like only a few more outfits im almost done and honestly you kinda would be annoyed but you know shes doing her best and you know it and atm she cant even really respond except to keep her fans going full blast so you like zoom in on your lizard girl or whatevers cleavage and just give her a good eyeful for a couple seconds knowing its literally taking up basically 100% of her processing power at this point and youre like thanks for doing this i loooove my character soooo much shes just soooo hot haha and just so great
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therobotmonster · 10 months
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My Retro-Cartoon Ramblings, Part 6
We've hit a lot in the past 5 sections here. Its important to understand that TV at the time was, in general, more ridiculous. The only reason MASK was on Saturday morning in animation and Knight Rider was on in the evenings was a matter of budget. They sold us toys of both.
If they could have afforded to give KITT flip out wings and laser blasters on the FX budget from day one, you know they would have. They eventually did make the car fly, and it was boss.
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(Can't show the good version of the opening song because its not on YT anymore, so here's the song, and a rare promo to show just a sample of the madness)
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For complicated reasons I didn't get to watch a lot of cartoons on Saturday, and so a lot of what I watched came on Sunday, much of it thanks to Nickelodeon. This was one of my favorite shows. No one else I knew watched it. No one knew it existed.
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(most of the English stuff is vanished from online, but here's a touch of the french version).
I would try and tell people about it, and they would ask if I dreamed it up. Because, it's about these two children who get lost in a cave and wind up in an underground kingdom, where they're found by the secret kingdom of legless undergrounders, whose star is slowly dying.
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The children of this lost civilization, with the help of two ancient pangolins that may be robots or may be cyborgs create a legged goddess figure who, with Spartakus, who might be that Sparatkus but probably isn't, must save the inner sun from dying or all earth dies.
Throughout this, they are hunted by Radio Pirates who seem to be a Frenchman's stereotype of British hoodlums. Plus points: Body positivity, kickin' tunes. Bad points: they're slavers! (boo!)
If you feel like you've just been recruited into a cult, it isn't unjustified (and I should know), because while none of my peers or parents believed I'd actually seen this damn show, it presents its belief in the world of the sun beneath the sea with almost reverent sincerity.
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The whole thing is a surreal dream-logic journey through a multi-layered inner earth, visiting historical figures and weird hypothetical alien landscapes. In one particularly harrowing episode, they visit what is implied to be the New York of the far future...
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Inhabited by nothing but a lone, kaiju-like creature that thinks one of the party is a doll or pet, one that is implied be a future human mutated beyond recognition. The episode opens with slow, silent pans over the city with low wind.
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I adore the show from my memories and few scattered episodes I've been able to find. I actually ordered a figure of MassMedia from France, but it came with what appeared to have been an intentionally broken arm. I was super-bummed.
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The one in the pic isn't mine. Its in a box someplace waiting for me to get the gumption to try and fix it. I mean, in what other context does that character design get an action figure? She got multiple! Turns out the original Les Mondes Engloutis was HUGE in France.
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It would make a beautiful open world RPG, provided it could be kept as bafflingly strange as the source material.
Also there's an episode where one of the kids escapes the pirates by unionizing the crew!
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bloodmoon24 · 6 months
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Enter Tick-Tick the Robot: Part 3
(Talk until she appears. And more Gangle x Jax, Ragatha x Pomni, and Kinger dad moment)
The gang got to the table as Bubble puts down a basket of cinnamon rolls. The table is filled with digital food and drinks for them to “eat”. They all started to grab a plate with anything they want and sat down
Jax: *eats a cinnamon roll* So, what’s in it for today? Anybody got guesses?
Zooble: I swear, if it’s another in-house adventure, I’ll be super p!$&% off
Gangle: I hope it’s nothing scary. I don’t wanna deal with something like the Gloink Queen again
Ragatha: *pats her shoulder* Oh, don’t worry about it. We’ve been through way worse before Pomni got here. So maybe it won’t be anything too extreme
Jax: Wow. Way to jinx it, Doll Face. And right after Pomni felt like everything’s gonna be alright
He jesters over to Pomni, who was about to drink some juice, now looking even more distressed then before
Ragatha: !!! Gah, not that it wouldn’t be too extreme! O-Or anything like that! Uh- Wh-What I meant was-!
Jax chuckled like the little menace he is
Zooble: *rolled their eyes* And you called Kinger old, while you are acting like a total baby
Jax: Heh! The only baby here is Gangle *leaned over to her* Aren’t ya, Baby Girl?
Gangle: *light blush* U-Uh…I-I don’t know how to *crouch down* answer that
Jax: Hehehe. You’re kinda cute when you cower
Ragatha: *smug smile* Say that again?
Jax: ?!? *blushing* Nothing important!
Kinger: *hugging Gangle* She is adorable, isn’t she? Like a little puppy
Zooble: What the f%$& is this conversation topic?
Pomni: I was thinking the same thing. And I don’t know to how respond to that *sips her juice*
Ragatha: Anyway, *to Pomni* I didn’t mean to start freaking you out again, Pomni. I was trying to help calm your nerves after our last adventure
Pomni: …*small smile* I appreciate that, Ragatha…Thanks though
Ragatha smiles and was about to say something when suddenly someone appeared right in front of the table. They’re some kind of toy robot with a screen for a face with red eyes and mouth, one arm being silver and the other being a dark burgundy color, their legs being dark navy blue, and their feet being dark grey shaped heels with a lighter grey accents at the tip of it. Everyone saw her with widen eyes until the robot turned around and saw them
Toy Robot: ?!? Uhh…Hello?
All: ?!? Oh, f$&%
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★ Doll x AbsoluteSolver! Infected! Worker Drone Reader ★
My 48 request! Hope you like!
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You were a normal Worker drone, like any other in your colony… having a normal routine, living with your friends and girlfriend! Yes! You had a girlfriend!
Her name was Doll, she was a beautiful russian female Worker drone, who with her silent charm hooked your robotic heart. She was so mysterious and sweet, there was no way you couldn't have a little crush on her.
But back to the main subject…
In a short period of time you have experienced many new experiences… What would those be? Well..
Watching your girlfriend turn the prom into a killing spree…
What did you run away with others, being in so much fear and shock in that situation of your own girlfriend… I mean, you weren't a saint, you knew Doll's secret… you were like her after all! You also consumed others of your kind… but only as necessary! You didn't want to do this, but you needed to survive…
That way, we can say that you were quite surprised when Doll showed up at your house, saying how she wanted you to run away with her.. which you agreed to without much resistance- What? You had nothing to lose here!
Anyway, here you were… lying on the floor of an old shack in the middle of nowhere, while in the worst pain of your life besides overheating, suffering it while waiting for your girlfriend to return. Where was Doll you ask? She had been out for a while to get some oil for you two! How sweet of her..
You feel the wings on your back spread across the cold ground, shivering with each sudden movement, in addition to your new tail swinging behind you.
A door crash is heard throughout the cabin, which makes you look up slowly to see Doll standing there, looking shocked by the scene, dropping the backpack she was carrying before running towards you.
" (Т/и)! Ты в порядке? Что случилось?! [(Y/n)! Are you okay? What happened?] " Doll asked quickly with concern, cupping your burning face.
" S-super warming up… " You stammered in a weak tone, gently taking Doll's hand.
" Хорошо- Одна секунда- [Alright- One second-] " Doll spoke quickly, holding your face with only one hand, while the other pulled the backpack with her powers. Doll took a bottle that had oil inside it, quickly removing the cap and holding it to your lips, which you drank in a hurry, almost choking on the black liquid that gushed out. You felt you body cool down, but still felt your body ache, letting go of some coughs, feeling the liquid still run down your throat.
" Прости, что так долго, дорогая… Мне пришлось далеко ходить, чтобы что-то найти.. [I'm sorry it took so long honey… I had to go far to find something..] " Doll apologized in a soft tone, wiping your lips with one of her fingers gently, which you leaned over to her touch.
" It's okay Doll.. it's not your fault.. I'm already glad you came back safe " You said giving a weak smile, giving a few more small coughs before completely clearing your throat. Doll sighed, looking fondly and worriedly at you.
" Давай уложим тебя спать, хорошо? Вы, должно быть, устали после этого [Let's get you to bed, shall we? You must be tired after this] " Doll spoke in a low tone, getting up and soon picking you up carefully bridal style, taking you slowly to the cabin bed, placing you on it carefully .
Doll lay on the bed too, staring into your eyes that looked at her tiredly, then giving you a kiss on the forehead, pulling you right after for a loving hug, which you returned by wrapping your wings and tail around her.
" Спи спокойно моя маленькая летучая мышь [Sleep well, my little bat] " Doll said in a low tone, soon falling asleep next to you.
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dreamii-krybaby · 3 months
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Hey so this might be a weird ask but this is something that's been plaguing me for a while.
I was wondering if you could give any writing tips for Yeva to me?
I'm currently writing a fic and it's at the prequel phase which obviously means I gotta include Yeva in it, already have, but I'm not really sure how to write her.
I'd also love to go more in depth with her husband and how she interacts with, both pre and post planet explosion.
Sorry if you can't really answer this ask, just figured I'd ask the #1 Yeva fan for ideas about it.
Also while I'm here, thank you for discovering that site 48 paper. I saw some stuff on that bulletin board I wanted to check out but I just couldn't read it so in a theory video I made I asked if anyone could look at it, obviously with only like 200 views no one did but I'm glad you checked it out. Super intriguing to me and something I def want to expand on in my fic.
Anyways, thanks for checking this out and keep doing what you're doing, someone's gotta be the #1 fan of my second favorite traumatized Russian robot and I'd say you're doing a damn good job.
*cracks necks and knuckles*
You came to the right place buddy.
Also, nice! Great seeing someone who likes Yeva a lot :3
Anyways now you gotta keep in mind this what I’ve gathered from Yeva, is a mix of my interpretation of what is shown off her in canon and my HCs
Yeva is also a character that can have many different interpretations which most of them IMO are valid and make sense
Now I assume you want me to help you developing her personality wise, correct?
I think Yeva is definitely someone that is the opposite of Nori, perhaps even a reflection of Nori.
Just like Uzi is a reflection of Doll, I’ve mentioned in one of my posts that each member of the Doorman’s and each member of Doll’s family could actually mirror to eachother!
So i think it’s pretty obvious that Yeva is a rather perhaps, a cold person. Doesn’t express much or isn’t the one to usually smile or be happy go lucky or interact with people all the time, that’s Nori’s thing
Doll could actually show off some characteristics she inherited from her mom apart from the looks and the AS
Probably she is aloof, brooding, speaks very little and only necessarily, her voice rarely showing much emotion. She isn’t the kind to approach or make the first move unless it is absolutely necessary, she is the kind of person to hang out by someone’s side, rather than taking the spotlight.
Of course that doesn’t mean she is devoid of emotion, she is just isn’t a very expressive and open person, normally.
Or maybe she does likes to sometimes show off some skills she has, maybe to make some of her colleagues to back off during her time at the labs/camps used her AS.
Her EP7 teaser appearance tbh screams to me “Idgaf about ur annoying ass” energy, like she will stare at you and judge everything wrong with you, I can see her definitely being snarky when she has too
Of EP4 and EP6 show that she is still able to feel intense emotions and express them even if it isn’t her thing. After all she is going through very traumatic situations in both EPs.
Maybe you could play with then idea of her showing different sides of her depending on who she interacts. Maybe she more emotional and slightly more open towards her husband and doll, and with nori (pre-core collapse) she is a bit more reserved but still somewhat sassy and snarky, like in a bestie way.
Now some people see her basically as an anxious wet cat and a bit paranoid. Which I can also see that, mostly due to the AS and after witnessing the horrors after the core collapse, I personally think she is aware on how dangerous the AS is, mostly by possibility witnessing Nori’s possession and she herself getting momentarily possessed causing the site-48 incident
She is clearly a traumatized woman who knows how badly the AS can be, and has probably developed certain coping mechanisms like other characters, maybe some of her stand-off-ish characteristics are a way for her to “shield” herself or to not feel so much pain.
She may be someone who is stuck in the past, or is having a hard time to moving on, which tbh I cannot blame her. This is mostly an inference from the fact she kept the exact same outfit she had at CFL, unlike Nori possibly.
I can also see her having a progressive change of character/personality the more shit she has to deal with, going from a cold, snarky, resting bitch face girlboss to an anxious, traumatized, low socializing woman.
Or again, these are different sides she shows in different moments or characters, maybe she sometimes “cracks” and shows how truly she subconsciously feels sometimes.
Its also worth mentioning that my theory, her dying outside possibly looking for answers or a cure for the AS or something that could stop the AS’s plans by going back to the labs truly shows she was willing to take the risk of death for the sake of her family and maybe the other WD’s.
I feel like she wanted to give Doll everything that she never had, giving her the best life, she could also be a sort of slightly reserved mom but like still cares for her kid.
I can also see her teaching her early on how to handle herself on her own and survive. Definitely see her as someone who taught Doll to keep herself as 1st priority.
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masterofsevensroad · 2 months
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ep 100 stuff
spoilers ahead, long list of notes and //////// jumpscare alert
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...yeah. this. yuugotes theory might be real ^
sevens fear magician is actually real.
two sevens disks in gr, meaning either yuuga has otes' or yuudias does (the former being more likely)
^ if yuuga has otes' disk, then he probably also has his deck
yuuga(?) goes home though???
bridge being bridge, there's still a chance of it being a red herring
based on crappy google translate, the official ygo twitter said the new(old?) big robot was built on the moon as a backup rush system(maybe, idk the translation was really bad)
also. it was asaka that made the new/old super rush robo and not yuuga
kaizo redirects zaida velgear to the moon, thereby giving sevens finale vibes
yuuga's curry-powered(!!! important !!!) shuttle was on the moon also. it landed on earth, so the people on the moon moved it there on purpose
rovian was making curry this ep ^
yuuga sped away from yuuhi after realizing he has monster reborn somehow, yuuhi never showed it to him i think
sevens fear and dark sevens(otes boss) are most definitely connected
when yuuga sevens wonder fusioned with sevens fear and gearpard, his theme (slowed down) played
if yuuga wins, he goes down the path of otes + prevents monster reborn(??????) + whatever else he's doing
if yuuhi wins, idk shisha sosei shockwave ig
only yuuga (and otes if he's alive) knows the reborn chant
kuaidul could've left it too though
"monster reborn's ritual only works on human opponents" from doll to yuugoha when he attempts to memory wipe sebastian
why would doll know that? we don't know
^ so it might not even work on the velgearians
also. reborn's chant is "let the living be sealed into light, and the dead rise from the darkness" so yeah....
terrifying implications there
reborn existing in gr also means that gr could flow into sevens naturally...
kuaidul's previously recorded message thing was about memories :///
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ɯɐzɐʞɐʅⱯ ɐɹqɐpɐɔɐɹqⱯ: Part 2
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Rgh!
*Everyone struggles to stay standing when faced with the fury of the giant mechanical doll. On the floor they stand on, it feels like it could collapse under them any second.
*FWOOOSH!*
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GAGH! MISSILES!
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MOVE IT!
*The group runs away, splitting up as the monstrous mecha fires missiles from its shoulder, creating an explosion that they narrowly avoid.
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Tch! Dammit Himiko, STOP THIS!
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Never! Let's see how your meager intellect matches up to the MECHANICAL MIGHT of MIKIHIKO KOYASUNAGA!
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...Tenko!
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...!
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I know you don't wanna do this. I don't either! But I don't think we have much of a choice!
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Hmph...You underestimate me!
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The Himiko I know would never do anything to hurt me. Which can only mean that this Himiko ISN'T Himiko. So I have no issue stopping HER!
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Good to hear. 'Cause we're gonna need you.
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Haah! Haah! Haah! GAGH!
*SMACK!*
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Phew...!
*Gonta and Ryoma, who dash off in the opposite direction, run back and reconvene with the rest of the group. As Himiko's mech continues to attack them, they're forced to converse on the fly.
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Are you guys ok?
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We are. But SHE'S clearly lost her mind.
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Consider yourselves ⎾⌰⍧⏧⍦! THAT was just a ⏙⍲☈☊⟟☊⅁ ⎎ℍ⌾⍑! My dear master isn't here to punish you Future Foundation personally anymore, so now it falls to me!
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Once I'm finished with you, I will finish the REST of your ⍴⟟⍑⟟🜅⌰⎾ opposition! This is where your JUSTICE! ENDS!
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Uh oh...!
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HRRAAGGH!
*FFFZZZZHHH!*
*Opening her robots palm, Himiko fires an electric beam at the group, but before it collides and incinerates them, Shuichi creates a wall of light with his Symmetra, blocking it.
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Man...That was close...Good job Shuichi.
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I sincerely hope that you children have a plan of some kind?
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If I may put forward a suggestion, I propose we try and keep her attention and wear her down mentally until we find an opening and use it to take her down. That's how it usually works for me.
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Ominous, and yet no longer surprising coming from you, but fair. How do we do that?
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Simple. Even if she's got the size advantage, this is still a 1v6. If we give her more targets to focus on, she'll be overwhelmed.
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By "more targets" you mean you want to sacrifice some of us, right?
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That depends on whether you're quick enoooouugh~
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Kokichi's right though. It appears that Koyasunaga created this doll in order to compete with Future Foundation's more formidable military might and technological prowess. He didn't design it, in my opinion, to defeat minor adversaries.
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So we can turn our size into an advantage. We've just gotta be super careful.
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lousirs · 9 months
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i've been meaning to draw this goober for a while now... ANYWAYS say hello to zavier
i have a dumb explanation for the creation of this fella (as well as the transcript of the image) below the cut vvv
this doll appeared in a dream i had 3 months ago around. i remember that in the dream i was watching the movie with my sister and for some reason it showed a made-up scene of lou and the backup singers etc setting up for 'ugly truth'. so you have lou, the triple fry backup singers, and another doll with purple and blonde hair wandering around, seeming super exhausted. in the dream i believe he was a backup singer from a older batch, but after i drew him and showed him to my sister, she said he looks like a drummer. so he's a drummer now i guess lol. i remember in the dream as well i said "imma make some headcanons of this guy" and then i did. yipee
i never intended to make an oc, so my dreams did it for me uh.
oh also i slightly redesigned rhidian to be more 'imperfect'.
and to expand on the last bullet point, the two weren't allowed in the gauntlet due to being 'imperfect', so they snuck into the crowd of prettydolls doing the gauntlet without lou knowing. lou is a mixture of anger and surprise, as they actually end up being pretty good at dodging the obstacles together. that is until the robot dog arrives, and shit hits the fan.
anywho, here's the transcript:
Zavier:
(the scribbled text: fuelled on caffeine and loud music)
Flaws: mix-matched hair, always tired
Role: Drummer
From an older batch of dolls (to expand on this: I'd say after Ox and Mandy but before Nolan)(EDIT: I'M CHANGING IT SO HE WAS MADE BEFORE OX AND MANDY AND NOLAN AND-- because it makes more sense. if Rhidian was in the same batch with Zavier, and Ox blocked off recycling after he left Lou, then Rhidian won't be able to be recycled cause. ya know. it's blocked off. so they a real early batch. ...not sure if the spy girls will be there though. not sure how long they've been around. maybe they are in the same batch as Zavier and Rhidian... hm)(yes im making a whole-ass story for these two i have grown attached to their pain)
Was given the Institute's cone of shame (the 'UGLY!' sign) with Rhidian. They became friends because of it. (uglies gotta stick together)
VERY protective of Rhidian
Thinks Lou is full of crap
Sleeps during lessons
Him and Rhidian sneak into the gauntlet to show that even imperfect dolls can leave for the big world. Backfired majorly.
also the scribbled text for Rhidian reads:
the customising machine malfunctioned. ...quite badly (ripped uniform, random stitches everywhere
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gtraccoon · 1 year
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final part. i’d be lying if i said this didn’t take forever oh my god, i needed a half good way to end it because of how much time i’ve spent on this. it’s lowkey sad it’s ending but i didn’t wanna over do it too much, like how much they did with the simpsons. (i’m sorry i love the old episodes but it’s getting to be a lot) between the lack of sleep and spraining my wrist i hope this is good enough, here yu go
His breathing hitched, and he pushed back a binder. No. No, no, no, this can’t be happening.
“Stan?” He exclaimed, frantically shoving his hands through his messily assorted backpack. He felt a tap on his shoulder. He whipped around, moving back. The kid’s eyes were wide, like he was shocked that Kyle was so quick, so jittery. His light blond hair moved in the wind, his hands pressed against himself. A light colored scar lined through his eye, the actual iris pale, a hint that the boy was half blind.
“Butters?”
“Uh… Yea… I uh, saw you lookin’ around for Stan. He’s not in there, I saw him, uh, some kids grabbed him up.” Butters said, holding his hands together, lowering his eyes nervously. Kyle quickly stood up, grabbing Butters’ shoulders, ignoring his attempt to pull back.
“Who?”
“I don’t know!” Butters shook his head, leaning back as a counter to Kyle’s hold, but ultimately getting nowhere.
“Butters, this is serious!”
“I-I know! Um, I just saw them go into, uh, the locker room. Boy’s.”
“Shit!” He exclaimed, letting go of Butters. The kid fell backwards, but Kyle wasn’t even paying attention anymore.
“Well—Wait!” Too many emotions. They coursed through his veins like lightning, dancing across the gloomy sky during a storm. His mind was storming, it felt like. His body was numb, and his head was light, but he had to get Stan back. He had been too worried about the possibility of Cartman getting to Stan, that he hadn’t payed attention to his backpack.
Where the kid actually was.
He dug his fingers into his skin, slamming the doors to the locker room open. A group of kids were huddled around a bench, crowded together like a cluster of trees. Their silhouettes were lit up by the light behind them, the stagnant and buzzing locker room light.
They turned to face him in unison, looking like robots with their dull eyes.
“Hey, you want your little friend back?” One of the kids said, his scratchy voice lingering. Kyle knew damn well he couldnt fight, he had literally used all of his energy to beat the shit out of Cartman less than an hour earlier.
Bluffing?
“Didn’t you see him beat Eric’s ass back there?” A sudden voice spoke behind him. He didn’t even need to look to know who it was. He shrugged, pushing it off like it was easy, when it definitely wasn’t. Why was Butters doing this? He had been rooting for Cartman, hadn’t he? It doesn’t make sense. But he wasn’t going to let this opportunity burn itself out, and this literally was his only chance.
“Just give him back and you won’t end up like that fatass.” Kyle muttered. He did mean it, he just wasn’t sure he could take on that many people. And he knew Butters wouldn’t help. Before he could even do anything, a violent knock at the door behind him shocked him.
“Hey! Teacher trying to get in on our fun!” One of the kids giggled, then cupped his hands around a tiny figure. Stan.
“Let’s just finish the doll up here.” Another kid, one with light blond hair, smiled. A smile completely devoid of any remorse for human life. Just because Stan wasn’t the size of a human didnt mean he didn’t think like one, feel like one.
He was lost in his thoughts. They grabbed at Stan’s limbs, the tiny boy’s screams dying into the stale air of the room. The flourescent light reflected off of his glossy eyes. He was sobbing.
He looked behind him, seeing that Butters had moved further away. He tried to speak, but nothing came out. Two insanely strong arms clamped around his, holding him in place, pinning him against the wall. He knew he couldn’t fight back. His arms felt like every atom in them were falling apart, falling asleep. He needed to wake up. Firey red hair draped infront of his face and tainted his vision, but he still saw their grotesque smiles.
How can they be so cruel? He wondered lightly to himself, feeling more and more emotionless about the entire situation. I mean, sure, he cared about Stan. But his reality was melting around him.
“Not fighting back? Makes it easier for us.”
The pained cries, the teachers outside the door. He had to make a decision.
Scream. Let them know. Let everyone know what happened. Stan would be potentially safe, but then again, everyone would know, so that could put him in even more danger.
Or sit here. That gives 0 chance for survival, considering at the hands of a bunch of middle schoolers Stan—who with anyone else, wouldn’t have survived this far—wasn’t going to live. Even if the kids changed their minds, found some mercy in their corrupted heads to understand that this wasn’t a toy or an animal but actually a human, they could squeeze too hard. Drop him. Step on him. Crush him.
Kyle really didn’t want to do this. He glanced up, watching them. They were going to pull him apart. They were pulling him apart.
Squeezing his eyes, he wrestled his arm free, after latching his teeth onto the boy’s arm. The metallic, warm taste of blood filled his mouth. Grabbing onto the lock of the door, it cracked open. Everyone sat in silence and confusion for a few moments, before the door flew open, a bunch of kids watching the commotion from behind the doors. A few adults came in, pulling everyone apart from each other.
He wanted to apologize, but he couldn’t see anymore. The last thing he actually felt was his head cracking against the cold damp tiles of the wall.
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“Kyle. This behavior is very unprecedented, especially out of you!” His mom said, her tone so stern it could silence anything or anyone. His dad stood beside her, just disappointingly glaring at him. He didn’t know which one hurt more. “Hiding your friend from your family, from his family? Getting into a fight?”
“I was just trying to help him.” Kyle muttered, avoiding eye contact.
“Your friend was in an accident, something nobody can explain. That’s not something you deal with. It’s something you let adults deal with.” His dad’s expression was deadpanned but it was clear how pissed he was.
“Well, sorry. My bad. I want to talk to him. Where is he.”
“At the hospital.” She said, and he stood up.
“Why? He’s not hurt?”
“They’re trying to figure out what’s wrong with him.”
“Nothings wrong with him! Jesus Christ, you’re sounding like something’s wrong with you.” The words poured out of his mouth like bitter molten lava, but he didn’t have time to apologize. Turning around, he slammed the door shut behind him.
Those people who call themselves doctors are going to kill him. They’re gonna tear him apart like a piece of paper, then stitch him back together and call him fine. Their needles…
He grabbed his skateboard, and just as he was about to leave, his dad stepped outside. He turned around, narrowing his eyes.
“Don’t. The hospitals miles away… I… I’ll just drive you.” He said, nodding Kyle towards his car. He didn’t smile, or thank him, or show any kind of gratitude. His mind was occupied, so he just jumped in. The ride there felt like hours, his anticipation building inside him.
What if Stan doesn’t want to see me? What if he’s mad because of what I did?
He rested his head on his arms, looking out his car window. He could see the reflection of his own eyes in the window, but he forced himself to close them. He needed to calm down.
Every time he looked anywhere he just pictured Stan’s terrified expression.
The car suddenly stopped, and his head hit the side of the windowsill, jolting him awake.
“I’ll wait in the car, okay?”
“Yeah.” He looked back, lowering his eyes. “Thanks.” He muttered, as he hopped out of the car. His old converse hit the ground, oil and water splashing up the sides. He half considered turning back, getting in the car and just leaving, but he couldn’t.
The hospital doors creaked open. The air was still, and it smelled musty. The area was so clean, so white, it burned his eyes. He walked up to the reception desk, pressing his hands into the counter so hard it felt like his fingers would break backward.
“Um. I need to see, uh, Stan.. Stanley Marsh, please.” The worker looked up at him.
“Relative?”
“I-Huh?”
“Are you related to him?” She asked, and he froze. They wouldn’t let anyone but family visit, right? But what if she checked? He shrugged, then nodded.
“Yes. I’m his brother. Got it? Okay?” He anxiously rocked back and forth, watching as she clicked a few buttons on her computer.
“Sure, just go. 2nd floor, 3rd door on your right.” She muttered, her dark eyes cutting through his lies, but it seemed she didn’t care enough to call him out for it. He wrapped his arms around himself, turning on his heels and leaving. This was such a bad idea.
The stairs were loud, the tapping of his footfalls sounded more like the ticking of a clock, which didn’t do much to make him feel better. The railing was ice cold against his palms.
I just want to hold him again. Know he’s safe.
He stopped outside the door, pressing his hand against the wood. His arms were weak. His knuckles were numb from the fight, his arms aching from the kids who grabbed him.
Cmon. Cmon, why the hell are you so nervous? Just open the door.
And he did. His heart stopped as his attention turned to the boy, his black hair covering his face, messed up and frizzy. His eyes were dark, staring at nothing. He wore his normal clothes, no hospital gown was really small enough to fit him.
“Stan?” He muttered, his legs feeling weaker than ever. Stan turned his head, and as soon as he saw Kyle, his eyes lit up.
“Kyle!” Stan cried, and before he could even comprehend, Kyle’s hands were around him, holding him against his chest, shaking.
“Dude. I’m so sorry, this is all my fault—I shouldn’t have got all pissy with Cartman, did they hurt you? I swear to God.”
“No. They— well, nottoo bad. The doctor looked, and said, um, they can’t do X-rays because at my size it’ll be dangerous, or something. They dislocated my leg, but that’s really just it..” He looked down, and Kyle pulled away, shifting him slightly while being extremely careful, setting him down on the parchment paper that covered the hospital bed.
“Are… are your parents gonna let me stay friends with you? Even after… you know, you shrunk at my house and I hid you for a few days..”
“I’m not letting them say no.” Stan responded, seeming more dedicated than he’d ever been for anything.
“Kyle?” A soft voice spoke, and he whipped his head around so fast he almost fell over. Stan’s mom, her hands were pressed against eachother. Randy leaned against the doorframe, chugging down alcohol. Kyle really couldn’t blame him, after seeing something like this he kind of wanted to down pure alcohol. Just to forget. To blame it on hallucinations from being drunk, the next day it’s for a hangover.
“You protected our child, and you could’ve just left him there.. but you didn’t.” She said, tears welling in her eyes. He stood up, immediatly feeling her arms wrap around him in a tight hug. “You have no idea how much I appreciate this. We owe you so much.” She pulled away, her hands still firm on his shoulders. “Anything.”
He looked back at Stan, who seemed helpless just sitting there. His mind wandered. Everything, from Kenny to Cartman to those kids, beating someone up for him, bluffing, lying, even getting Butters in on it. That was a lot, even for him. And all in a few days. Not to mention doing it all while Stan was 2 inches tall. He looked back at Stan’s mom, her expression soft. He exhaled.
“Just let me stay with him.”
“Of course. Anything.” She said, letting go of him and holding her hands infront of her. His dad set the bottle down.
“You sure you’re gonna be able to deal with him like that? Won’t be too much?” Randy asked, slurring his words slightly.
“I’ve made it this far by myself,” He shrugged. “And, besides, nothing’s ever gonna make me stop hanging out with my super best friend.”
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