#i might be half kidding

[deliciousnecks]

an ear and a bit of exposed neck? this is as flavorful as a spicy ankle pic 😉

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #wwditsedit #wwditsdaily #kayvan novak #we got that #but we also got this #and don't ask me why #but i loved this for us #we don't see this often! #i might be half kidding #but maybe not #is it just me? i'm sure it's not

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 113

“I seem to have been taken hostage.” Batman’s words almost had Superman panic if not for the wry tone, a tone which the others didn’t know if their freaking out was to go by. Clark sighed through the comms, tired after battle and honestly wanting to go to bed now.

“I’ll be right over, what child has latched onto you now?” He asked while switching to a more private channel. 

“I can already hear you making fun of me…” Wha- Oh. Clark bit his lip to keep himself from laughing as he took to the air. “They appear to be a pair of twins with…” 

“You gotta’ say it Bruce, you gotta’,” Clark couldn’t stop the chuckle when he saw his friend on the top of a building, cape curled around his form in a way usually reserved for the robins. 

“... with dark hair… and blue eyes…” That was it. Clark absolutely lost it in laughter. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #Danny & Ellie fell into this world during an invasion were very scared #Latched onto the first semi-ecto contaminated person they found #Bruce gives off slight ghost vibes and feels safe so they aren't letting go any time soon #Could be Superbat might not up to yall lol #Batman is just staring down at the small children who have latched onto his leg and are crying #Look the man is a dad and a hero and isn't going to leave the kids there #It's also highly concerning when he finds out they're not in the system #And their DNA is only half human with the rest being... something who knows #Apparently he's adopted a pair of half aliens but that's not going to stop him #“I could take them if you need-” #“No they're my babies now no takes backs”

[monsterqueers]

Im just really annoyed about how people just fucking hate it when the kids they were jealous of and hated in school for not also getting bad grades also report being fucking traumatized by the school system.

Yeah sorry school traumatizes everyone, even the 'ex-gifted kids' you fucking hate because god forbid someone wasnt exploited and overworked the same way you were.

Sorry a group of predominately neurodiverse people experiencing burnout and how their upbringing of being only valued for their academic performance totally fucked their ability to function in the real world dare talk about this pain where you can see.

Its not being privileged and ~humblebragging~ to report emotional neglect from your parents centered around you having to get perfect grades to receive any scrap of love.

Wishing violence on them for talking about it and finding each other isn't cute either.

And because these people need it stated extra clear

This post is NOT saying other groups of people 'had it less bad'. This is about a specific phenomenon of vitriol towards a oft neurodiverse group of people commiserating about how they were screwed over by the system under the label 'gifted kid' NOT whatever else you are imagining im saying. <3

#clown on this post and get blocked #dismissing abuse reports because you think the people being screwed over by the system differently threaten you somehow is wrong sorry <3 #rebloggable but if it breaches containment too hard I might lock it to avoid the piss on the poor crowd #these ppl do not realize part of the point of 'ex gifted kid' is the fact that the label WAS bunk & was just used as an excuse to abuse us! #thats literally half of the talk & theory! We were just normal kids!!! Thats the fucking point!! Its not being elitist its the opposite!! #blocked and unfollowed 3 different people for threats of violence towards anyone who identifies with 'ex gifted kid' which inspired this

[reineydraws]

so there's this post that talks about how people call jason's curved knife a kris but it's not a kris 'cuz why would he have a southeast asian knife? and op's tags say if you're gonna give him an 'exotic' weapon at least make him malay or something. a later reblog adds a filipino kris as an example, and then i was like, 'omg, jason in a barong tho.' SO i tried designing a bat-barong inspired by his hood logo, for a filipino jason haha. and now here we are! 😊✨️🇵🇭

#jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfamily fanart #dc #dc fanart #i love barongs SO MUCH i used to think they were just a boy thing but my mom and i found a barong dress for me to wear for graduation ✨️✨️ #i was so happy lol #i am posting a lot of lil doodles rn cuz i finished some big involved pieces for the zines im in and this is all the energy i have left rn #anyways i made him white-passing bc comics but like. #it should track that he looks a lil asian too cuz he thinks lady shiva might be his mom right??? so he could feasibly be half... 🤷🏻‍♀️ #i like thinking he's a lil filipino but only cuz im all the way filipino (except for all the ways im not hashtag immigrant kid life) #I DIGRESS #here's another extremely niche jason todd post from yours truly 😌✌️✨️ #sorry if the knife isnt to scale it's only occuring to me now that i just *assumed* it'd be longer than a man's forearm oops #ugh barongs are so pretty. idve tried designing more if i had the patience to do the detail work rn 🥲 mb in the future who knows #he's wearing a sando underneath!!!!

[spoopdeedoop]

pride art i did for the lmkd server pride event!!

#my art #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #lmk fanart #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid fanart #lmk mk #trans pride #transgender #silly little guy he's so me fr!! #his hair's a lot browner here than it's supposed to be my apologies #really like the colors on this one :) #might be the last art piece you'll see from me in a while i'm going to japan!! #for like a week n a half #so yeah this might be it for a while #glad i got around to making pride art during pride month finally #qi xiaotian

[christakisbang]

chan's room + comforting words

#didnt realize the 2nd one was so fast until i had closed the photoshop tab and im not remaking it so we all must live w it. thank u #stray kids #bang chan #chan gifs #bang chan gifs #skz #skz gifs #stray kids gifs #my gifs #cbbc2023 #<3 love him endlessly i rewatched all these episodes to make this and like. wah!! channie's room was Such a gift and we're so lucky to have #over 200 episodes of it to look back on #honestly this could have been 200 gifs but i Just started today and finished it half an hour before midnight kst so i had no time 2 put mor #ok so in order these are ep 125 101 64 61 22 15!! for anyone that might care

[smuby]

scout girls scout girls why is there so many unused scout girls and why can’t i kiss them on the lips

#keeping them as my OCs which is why i will never draw them again #half joke #anyways for relationshipsss #nessie and cathy are cousins while ruth and jeremy/og scout are half siblings #spy gets around #he might also carry the doofus gene which is why both of his kids are nutheads #smub art #tf2 #team fortress 2 #scout tf2 #fem fortress #i think??

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN | 230507 • MUSIC BANK IN PARIS

#hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #stray kids #bystay #createskz #staysource #a9gifs #malegroupsnet #flashing tw #*gif #*ccarly #*hyunjin #*carly:hyunjin #:) #glad this vid finally came out so i could finally gif it i have been Waitin #i have timestamps for half the group but my computer hates this vid it keeps freezing so #this might be the only set i get out esp because this is just my break from revising asdfasgsagd #back to finishing up my creative writing final i go...

[snackugaki]

[ Michael Jackson's Thriller in the distance ]

#teeeechnincally my iteration boys #but at that close could also just be tmnt (general) #i am being haunted by gradient pupil coloring #it's everywhere I'm looking it's cool but holy fuck #it's halloween babes #signature style is for suckas #(not really i'm half kidding it has its roles and purpose) #but knowing how to switch is also incredibly helpful #also just experiment because it's fun it helps you find your voice #this is me telling you you have permission to experiment #i know someone might need to see it from someone else #go try out that way of coloring that style of linework #grow! expand!

[writer-room]

I've decided the only reason Lloyd, known descendant of dragons, didn't tell this to Egalt, who refuses to train non-dragons, is for the same reason he never mentioned he's the First Spinjitsu Master's grandson. It just never came up. Nobody asked him directly about it. And besides, he's only like, one-fourth dragon, so does it really count? He doesn't look like a dragon, and he has never in his life considered himself a dragon. Mentioning his ancestry to Egalt probably would've just made him look like some hotshot, or make him more annoyed. There's no need to bring up such a silly little fact. He's sure it won't be important later.

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #lloyd garmadon #first spinjitsu master #egalt #text post #talk #dragon lloyd garmadon #the real likelihood is that the writers just quietly brushed that little fact aside (im so sad abt it) #but i think its infinietly funnier that lloyd went down the spinjitsu master route #it just never came up. no one asked. and hes not a COMPLETE dragon so like. why bother telling egalt #the whole time i was waiting for egalt & rontu to b like 'WHO in their SPINJITSUDAMED MIND trained you' #and theyre just like 'oh this guy named sensei wu hes lloyds uncle hes like a master' & egalt is like 'sounds like bs' #then arin as a huge nerd pipes up like 'AND HES THE FSM'S GRANDSON :D' #to which rontu and egalt break their necks whirling around like 'THIS SCRAWNY LITTLE PUNK IS W H A T' #egalt straight up refuses to believe it. rontu is very quickly doing the math & freaking out abt it #wherever these guys are from it might not even be ninjago so like they might not even know the fsm had sons #rontu: im sorry. so youre the grandson. you are aware your grandfather was half dragon half oni. right? #egalt in the background 'THAT BOY IS N O T A DRAOGN I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT' #lloyd blinking owlishly like 'oh yeah i guess so. im only like 1/4th tho' #'BOY YOU ARE 1/4 OF ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL DRAGONS IN FCKING EXISTANCE' #'YOU ARE THE GRANDSON OF MY GREAT-GREAT GRANDMASTER' #the midlife crisis these dragons would have. the crisis the kids would have realizing this #lloyd now cannot go 3 minutes without someone asking 'is there any world-shattering fun facts abt yrself you wanna share' #the fun part is that lloyd forgets all of those informations bc its like. a normal day for him #no one tell wyldfyre she'll flip

[teddy-bear-d]

I lost motivation to colour it but here we go! The beginnings of a Teen Beach Movie - Limited Life au!

#limited life #limited life smp #bad boys #mean gills #coral kids #nosy neighbors #it’s cute #I wish I didn’t run out of motivation part way through #it’s been over a week and a half since I said I’d do this #I really wanted to add the Clockers and TIES too #but there wasn’t enough people on the teen beach movie poster #so sad #I might redraw some movie scenes later #if I get some motivation #grian #smallishbeans #jimmy solidarity #scott smajor #martyn inthelittlewood #pearlescentmoon #bigbstatz

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

albus severus is the human embodiment of be gay do crime, in this essay I will-

#shitposting in its rawest form #im right though #this boy saw that phrase said bet and never looked back #harrys a cop its neccesary rebellion #and he is into some dark magic shit i am telling you right now #he has been dabbling #he commits low level crimes on the daily #and is very open to high level crimes when the situation arises 😗😗 #source: my brain #also actually the entire fucking play #that is not a teenager who follows rules or makes sound sensible decisions #hes the type of kid to just go out one day and accidentally commit fraud embezzlement buglary and join the mafia or something #half by accident half just cause he felt like it 🤷🏻‍♂️ #scorpius is not like this yet is always by als side when hes getting into trouble so he might as well be lmao #the be gay bit is very self explantory #he would commit unspeakable crimes for scorpius which just ties it all together so nicely #scorpius is the source of his gay and his crime 🙏🏻 #hashtag soulmates 😍😍 #albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #hpcc #scorbus

[puppetmaster13u]

I cannot stop thinking about @phoenixcatch7 's lovely Au. And I can't help but to think about like, the Justice League meeting Robin for the first time. Giant puppet boi and his tiniest lil baby boi ever who was hidden... somewhere, they aren't sure where the kid came from.

#The cloak blocks it but Dick is holding onto Bruce's finger #Possessed doll au #batman au #dick grayson #robin #batman #Bruce is definitely not nervous about introducing Robin and there's no proof that he may have been so #Lil baby is excited to swindle more snacks from more people #Especially since Alfred said no more sugar- for both him *and* Bruce #Half of the league don't want to think about the fact that their terrifying member apparently has offspring #Might be how the conversation starts that he admits he can't have kids like people lol #Gosh I should draw them meeting Alfred at some point lol

[kawarikisaki]

A page 2 of this, because I can;

And a bonus drawing too:

#dcxdp #dpxdc #my art #got more notes on that first comic than i have on any other thing ive ever posted combined #didn’t expect that #but damn was it encouraging #so now theres more #but also i hate drawing backgrounds.... #fuck backgrounds #im a character artist #anyway i might do more of this #also i got attached to the DC side through fanfic so i dunno what half these people are supposed to look like and google didnt help #but i tried #only the officially adopted kids (+danny) cause there's a limit to how many people I can draw at once without going insane

[chaoticdumbassary]

Seven Kings Must Die + Onion and Reductress Headlines 

7KMD Trailer & Promotional Materials + Headlines

#seven kings must die spoilers #seven kings must die #the last kingdom #half of these are edited and the screencaps are so choppy it makes me want to scream but whatever #and try as i might i could not find a headline to repersent the fact that they straight up forgot that sihtric has a wife and kids #so i decided to just frankenstein one together #because why not #anyways i can't believe that reductress didn't have a headline about fridging #also I know aelfweard isn’t actually supposed to be a teenager #but he and aethelstan felt so young in the movie #and not just because their actors were 20

[bonefall]

a field guide specifically about the creation of the clans and stories about the early clans would have been SO COOL but no we spend an arc with clear sky

on that note tho are there any cool legends the clans share about the beginning of the clans in BB?

If the writers go 5 minutes without saying Clear Sky smells nice they will die

COOL LEGENDS BB!CATS HAVE ABOUT THE DAWN ERA:

Generally, stories from this time are heavily mythologized. It is the era of legends and high fantasy, with its founders being remembered as abstractions more than real cats.

So ideally I'd love to tell arcs where every appearance of the founders in StarClan is like seeing angels. Monstrous, powerful beings that are more elemental than feline. Then, suddenly, you get to go back and see them before their appearances were twisted by generations of fantasy.

The Red Squirrels and the Gray Squirrels (Pishkaf om Chakchak) A ThunderClan myth, especially popular after the exile of SkyClan. The story goes that the wretched gray squirrels once decided to persecute the humble red squirrels. So the red squirrels appealed to Thunderstar to save them, but Skystar decreed that might makes right, and refused to manage the gray squirrels in his territory. It's treated as a kitten story, a parable about the importance of managing one's territory and defending things with low threat level.

Bumble Mumble and the Rogue of Rot The Clan cat version of a tower of babel story. It's the story of an unnamed rogue who steals the kittens of Turtle Heart and Bumble Mumble, killing Turtle Heart in the process. In response, Bumble lets out a mournful wail that strips the Rogue's words away and scrambles language forever.

Sun Shadow Steals the Sun The story of One Eye's defeat, slowly morphed into a cute tale about why you can't stare at the sun. The legend goes that One Eye was unbeatable, wearing a pelt that could not be scratched, even as all the founders united to defeat him. Sun Shadow realized that the only thing that could defeat him was the power within him, and so he challenged him to "show all of his might." Through this, his flesh was burned, but he gained a power above all. He guards this now as the sun itself, but would have to give it up to the next person who defeats him in a staring contest. So don't look!

Snake Claw's Serpents Newest one I'm still working on; but once upon a time, in his hatred of serpents, Snake Claw slew all of them from the deadliest adder down to the most defenseless slowworm. But without snakes to fear coming into their burrows, all the prey hid there, and all the cats of the Clans went hungry. He begged StarClan to return the serpents, and they agreed-- but he would need to craft them again, from memory. He spun his hate into love, but each one still came out endearingly wonky. It's why a grass snake has no venom, a slowworm's tail can fall off, and some adders are green. And most importantly, it is why "Snakes" (serpent in Clanmew, "Sis") have scales despite being "Worms." He forgor.

That last one's still changing though, I think it's very cute but I also want to make sure to put Snake as a character rework before the fun legend I want him to have, lmao.

#Snake was probably just particularly good at catching adders and they made the story up #With a name like Snake you have to be at least a little interested #Nominative determinism and all lmao #Since there's no slash in BB I have a lot of room with him #I'm thinking he might end up connected to RiverClan tbh #I'm half tempted to make him a composite with Petal's adopted kid Birch. Have that be an old name #So Birch and Alder are Red Claw and Snake Claw #I think I'd be able to do it since there's no shortage of random background characters in BB #BUT ALSO it would make him pretty young when I want him to be Thunder's age #But RE: I'm not held back by sticking close to canon for this arc so it's not AS big of a deal to shuffle the timeline a bit. #clan culture #Better bones au #BB!DOTC