#i nearly passed out

[meri-meri-mwah]

I have a sin to confess...

May or may not have seen the first interaction between Leon and Luis (someone uploaded chapter 1 on YouTube and it got deleted after I watched it SJDJDKDKD) and...

Y'all are NOT ready for remake Luis.

#luis sera #resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #re4make #re4 #i couldn't help it I'm sorry #y'all are not prepared I swear #i nearly passed out #he's too hot nonononono #Capcom outdid themselves with this istg

[smoshidiot]

💛Smoshblr December Asks Final Day💙

We‘ve done it! We’ve finally reached the end of this lil ask game and also the end of 2023! 🥳 Thank you so much for joining in on this, I truly appreciate it so much 🫶! I wish you a wonderful start into the new year and that all your hopes and dreams for 2024 will come true! ✨💞

But, since the year isn’t quite over yet, I thought this might be a nice time to reminisce a little bit. Therefore, the final question of the Smoshblr December Asks Game:

What are your favourite smosh-related memories of 2023? 💖

(no specific amount required for this one; and you can ofc also include older smosh memories, if you want to 🤗)

so firstly, of course i'm gonna have to say the friends i've made since june 20th. when i first started to really get back into smosh again, i wasn't sure if i should make a smoshblr blog because i wasn't sure how active the community would be and wow i am so glad i jumped back in ♡ i made some absolutely incredible friends here (hi @smoshmonker ilysm you're the best) and if it weren't for becca in particular, i wouldn't have upgraded to smosh royalty and joined the smoshcord on july 28th. that day means so much to me and that server in general has brought me SO much joy this year. i am unbelievably grateful to be part of such a wonderful community and meet so many friends through this silly little youtube channel. and i am SO excited to meet them come vidcon next year!

food battle and the lead up to it was fucking incredible. this goes for anthony's funeral as well! getting hyped up for a big event like that was genuinely the most fun i've had in such a long time and the events themselves absolutely paid off. that being said, i ate so many donuts and taquitos that week that i'm genuinely sick of them lmao. (one other vid that had a surprising amount of hype leading up to it was the letter video. becca and i were going THROUGH it as that video aired and we were screaming to each other.)

ok this is fully self indulgent but i HAVE to mention... that first time that anthonypadilla liked one of my posts.. then two more of my posts.. then POSTED my art to his story? i had never had an interaction with any smosh boy before that point and when i tell you it shook me to my CORE. it was absolutely a memorable moment from this year and i definitely cried lmao. these boys make me feel so appreciated and loved and it truly made my year. now i just do what i can to not totally embarrass myself in front of ian and anthony (i'm failing)

we bought smosh. :] i still can't fucking believe they bought smosh

#also bonus mention to the excitement i felt when they announced lunchtime w smosh #i nearly passed out #thank you again for all of the asks they absolutely made my december !!! #shut up.txt #smosh #smoshblr december asks #wallpaper-inside-my-heart

[emmyrosee]

Please don’t feel obligated to read, this is just a vent post (just getting things out into the air) so you can skip, or you can read, whatever you desire 🧡

But today I ran into a really bad demon from my past. It’s so crazy how I changed everything about me- my work field, my job, my self confidence to try and shake him away, and yet when I saw him, it was like I was taken right back to the same kid I was when I met him.

He was so cruel, and he was so mean, and it really just hurts how much I actually *havent* come when it comes to healing myself. I’m still the same dumbass back in high school who thought I could be something big. I can’t.

He didn’t say much, he’ll he didn’t initiate the conversation. But he smiled, nodded his head, and I just blurted out “we went to school together, didn’t we?” And he’s like, “yeah, I knew you looked mad familiar. Good to see you.”

Wish I could say the same. I wish I could just negate the torment and hatred and anxiety and disorders he put me through, along with his gaggle of friends who made it their mission to make me hate myself.

I thought I was doing so good. I thought I was moving on, I thought rebuilding myself was finally starting to take form, and here I was, at work, with my stupid fucking eyes filled with tears and my nails digging into my cuticles, bile rising up my throat, knees going weak and just frozen.

I hate him. I hate what him and his friends have done to me. I hate that I let him affect me like this, I hate that I had to change everything, every little damn thing about me to start to heal.

None of it matters. I’m back at the bottom. I feel like I didn’t heal at all, and it was a waste of my time.

#came into my place of work #I nearly passed out #I wanted to scream at him but I couldn’t #and my best friend was so worried but I couldn’t even process that he was in front of me #god #I feel so gross now #WHEW okay. #back to the grind. #some point I’m sure lol

[meaningtotellyou]

I will never forget the girl in my section who was coming back from the restroom and fell down the stairs when she heard the start of Medicine at Harryween night 2 because she was in absolute shock that Harry was performing Medicine

FHGJFJGJH okay me

#i nearly passed out

[mcsizzlermvp]

i... didn't realize how into choking i am.

#minors dni #no minors allowed #i nearly passed out #but #hear me out #lesbian

[bleuu-moon]

💭 soulmate au, where your dreams are filled with whatever your soulmate has done that previous day…

simon riley, sits and wonders why he’s never had any true nightmares, even with all of the violence and turmoil he’s faced and remains experiencing. he’s never once woken up, questioning his sanity. instead, his nights are often filled with peace and tranquillity, reading books perched on a porch swing or lay beside the sea. watching blurred out figures, run around and fill his absent ears with echoes of laughter, not knowing who they could be, but knowing for certain it overflows his chest with warmth. nothing ever scarier or more worrying than a minor crash of a car, or the gutting feeling of heartbreak from a faceless stranger, fills his dreams.

but then you, frightful when the night comes around. terrified of the urge to close your eyes. the countless therapy sessions, meetings with psychologists and somnologists, an aid to try and fix the terrors that haunt you as you sleep. the ones that randomly came one night when you were young, and never left. images of places that can only resemble war zones, tragic catastrophes that force you awake with beads of sweat on your forehead. but, there are the rare ones, where your dreams are filled with the restful nothingness. the nights where you’re able to sleep through, your mind taking you to a dimly lit room, lay within a spacious comfy bed and the overwhelming feeling of safety. but that one is a temporary haven, for the both of you.

#this came to me and i nearly passed out #i’m so in love with his concept #i was going to say the dreams stop when you meet but nah make them suffer #ghost who returns from deployment only to watch his love relive it as they sleep BYE #simon ghost riley #ghost x reader #cod prompts #simon riley x reader #ghost cod

[purpleminte]

Sparkly AND Soft™

#my art #artists on tumblr #corinna #swoobat #pokemon #pokesona #furry #fursona #🦇 #yes it’s nearly five in the morning for me #no I don’t care if nobody sees this #mostly because it’s nearly five in the morning and my brain is running at 3% #I did actually try shading a bit on this one #was definitely one of those ‘kinda got away from me’ kinds that I just kept working on until it was way better quality than it had to be #passing out immediately after this #and her dress still fits #who’d have thought

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you. I'm sorry.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jin guangyao #lan wangij #jin ling #LWJ shifting into fight mode was so damn cool. He is always ready to start throwing hands. #It's in a way that befits someone with a bit more bloodlust that his calm demeanor lets on - but nearly always in defense of someone. #What a great synergy with his personal philosophies! see that he is a Genuinely Noble Guy time and time again! #Is is also way more hilarious and unhinged than most people give him credit for? Also yes. #Nothing and no one ever said he did not or would not rip off JGY's hat mid-fight. I think LWJ needs to snatch more wigs LITERALLY. #Yes I'm delaying the part where I have to address the emotional turmoil of Jin Ling stabbing wwx. It gutted me terribly. #What is worse that realizing that someone you respected has done horrible things #than discovering someone who did horrible things being a kind and trustworthy person? #What is more horrifying that realizing other people are extremely complex and cannot be categorized into black and white? #When people hurt us or our loved ones we very much want to make them out to be irredeemable monsters. But they are not. #It is not actually such a terrible fate to just be a person. To be forgiven and forgive is possible. To change is possible. #This lesson is hard. It is something you have to actively challenge yourself to do. Black and white is the innate path to go down. #And its *why* I love Jin Ling so much. He is the character who fights the longest and hardest to challenge social and personal beliefs #He gets a pass for stabbing wwx for being so deliciously conflicted and tormented by it. #And with wrists THAT limp I can't imagine the wound was particularly deep

[becca-e-barnes]

Sub Bucky and a breeding kink 💀 dead unlived it's one of my favourite things 😌

This is pretty high up there on my list of dream fantasies 🥵 these are two of my biggest weaknesses, don't even look at me rn

One of life's greatest joys is cuddling with the other person's head resting on your chest so you can play with their hair and rub their shoulders. I love that shit, having someone else's body weight on you is so comforting.

I imagine that's something Bucky would really enjoy too. It's so soft and sweet and tender and getting to feel cared for would really appeal to him.

But that's up until his hands work their way under your top, up over your bare skin so he's able to cup your breasts and bury his face between them while he's getting his hair played with. Life's pleasures don't get much simpler than that.

After a few moments he shifts slightly, tugging the neckline of your shirt out of the way to give himself space to kiss and nip your skin. All of a sudden he's desperate and it's beautiful to watch.

"Please." He whispers between frantic kisses, flicking his tongue over the stiff peak of your nipple before engulfing it with his warm, eager mouth.

"Please, what?" You tease, tugging on his hair just a little for emphasis.

He groans, frustrated by his own lack of coherence, pulling his mouth from your nipple. "Please let me put a baby in you."

That's not what you were expecting but fuck, he makes it sound pretty appealing.

"Bucky-" You begin but he cuts you off, giving your other nipple the same attention as he gave the first. God, that's distracting.

"You'd make. Such. A pretty. Mommy." He whispers, kissing his way down your body until he reaches the bottom seam of your top. From there, he pulls it off, letting it fall to the floor before removing the rest of your clothes.

"You'd look so pretty with a little baby bump." His huge hand rests on your bare tummy, imaging how your body would change.

"I want it, Buck." You mean it too. It doesn't sound like such a bad idea when he's taking his clothes off.

"I know you want it." He groans, rubbing the tip of his dick against your soaked core. "Y-you're so wet."

He presses his hips forward, sliding inside you and you can't explain it but you swear it feels different this time.

"Don't even think about pulling out." You cup his face in your hands, keeping his eyes on you and you almost worry he's going to fuck himself senseless into you. "I want you to make me a mommy. You're going to give me every single drop of cum and when it starts to drip out of me, you're going to fuck it back in."

His head falls onto your shoulder, sobbing a pathetic moan against your already hot skin. The pace of his thrusts matches his need, his hips slamming into yours and when he finally gives in, he cums inside you with your legs clamped around his waist, making sure he couldn't pull out even if he wanted to.

#asks answered <3 #becca writes spice #anon #sub!bucky #subby bucky #this is one of those fantasies that's nice in my head #I think I'd like to be at that point in my life but it's absolutely not where I'm at rn #maybe some day tho #I started writing a new series yesterday #making a lil moodboard #excited to post the concept #can't decide if I want each chapter to feel like a continuation of the one before #or if I want the chapters to be more detached from each other with time passing in between #might actually space it out over a weekend? #I took my lil granny out for lunch today and she's just the cutest #she usually comes up to ours for Sunday lunch but my parents were out this weekend #so I made her dinner last night and took it down to her and I asked if she wanted to go out for Sunday lunch for a change #she made me book the table right there in front of her so she'd be able to look forward to it 🥺 #I sat with her for over an hour yesterday evening and she smiled nearly the whole time #she's too cute I swear

[aroaceleovaldez]

related to Nico's ridiculous crush on Percy, we don't talk about this bit from TLO enough as a fandom

Nico's having A Moment thinking about his crush here and it's so funny to me.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Nico seeing that Percy is Even Hotter and More Badass now: WHAT HAVE I DONE #its also funnier knowing Nico has only just recovered from nearly passing out #which also is funnier when you take into account BoO and Nico - one foot in the grave - coming out to Percy #Nico whenever he's mildly delirious and around Percy: i need to be gay RIGHT NOW

[arthursfuckinghat]

RDR2 has done irreversible damage to my brain, any mention of plans or Tahiti and I get sent into orbit

#its like I feel the spirit of dutch van der linde take over my body as I nearly pass out from laughing so hard #a scientific study should be done on my brain honestly #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick thinks #red dead redemption community

[kangtaebins]

… hi my loves, it’s been a while <3

#txtnetwork #moacentral #moasource #dailybg #malegroupsnet #kpop #txt #tomorrow x together #taehyun #kang taehyun #my gif‼️ #boyfie ♡ #useryeonbins #useryeonjuins #useryukuz #usersemily #hijaehyukkies #wabisarah #ayabestie #rosieblr #0x1zone #please excuse how fucking rough these are- i did them quickly on my phone bc i was just so excited to see this #i think perhaps i will have to whip out ps again #its been so long yall- i nearly forgot how to work this shit 😭😭 #ive missed being here #hoping all my besties are staying safe and healthy! #mwah mwah! #flashing tw #also hi my bday passed- ya girl is 23 now ugh

[zimtdraws]

i realized i never posted the finshed tf2 lowpoly food series from 2018 (YIKES) so here's a blast from the past!!! sniper coffee, demo ham, spycrab thermidor and engie pancakes 🥞🍽️ enjoy!

#HOW. has it been. 6. years. i nearly passed out tho i did finish these in 2020 i think #tf2 #team fortress 2 #lowpoly #3d art #food #anyway i'm reworking my portfolio and came across this lol

[fermentedgutz]

hey girl [leans against the 176-863-10PK2 mitutoyo mf microscope]

#the spot #across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #spiderman #im so obsessed with this dude im not even exaggerating dude i nearly passed out today bc of him #not in a weird way or anything i just can’t handle cool characters #makes me want to explode

[mrghostrat]

BILV I AM FULLY CONFIDENT WHEN I SAY THAT BNF CH12 IS THE REASON GOOD OMENS IS TRENDING AGAIN

ALSO

OUCH

for those who like numbers: bnf has officially passed mon horrible chéri’s hits! it’s my dearest fic, has been since the moment i started planning it, so i’m exceptionally proud and thrilled to see it finally approaching ATWS’s popularity.

i think atws is great too, but all of you who were there at the start will know that it was just a silly aesthetic idea that tripped and stumbled into a fic. i’d been planning bnf since before streamer au turned into anything, so it’s just real rewarding to see something i’ve put so much effort into earning such a huge response 💕

#i do hope in time that it might pass streamers but i won’t be surprised if it doesn’t #bnf au #good omens #ask a rat #edit: still fucking SURREAL that my fics are reaching this point #i remember when mon chéri first tipped into 10k and i nearly had an aneurysm #also i think it’s the terry x neil convo that came out 💛

[fairyofshampgyu]

A bit random but can’t stop thinking of tying beomie up with pretty pink silk bow ribbons <33 sjdjfuhh%%>€)£€%% tying up his dainty wrists with a bow, maybe one gagged around his mouth too or tying his legs to the bed just bondage with gyu and ribbons tied tight enough to leave pretty marks on his pretty body🎀 🎀 he’s such a pretty boy all tied up just having to take whatever you do to him, all yours to use as you please, whimpering and moaning softly underneath you but can’t move, your pretty doll <33

LIKE IS HE NOT MADE TO BE TIED UP W RIBBONS AND FUCKED LIKE THE PRETTY BOY HE IS ?!!>€€>>{€

#NO BC I JUST CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT TYPING HIM UP WITH BOWS AND FUCKING HIM LIKEJDJFJDJFJ ITS INSANE #HES JUST TOO PRETTY #HED LOOK SO PRETTY LIKE THAT AS WELL OMFG #ALSO THE MUSIC BANK PERFORMANCE #HE LOOKED TOO FUCKING GOOD NEARLY PASSED OUT #BEOMJUN UNIT PERFORMANCE WAS JUST TOO GOOD #SALIVATING #SO CUNTY I LOVED IT SM #BEOMMIES HAIR TUCKED BEHIND AS WELL 😭😭😭 #HOW IS HE REAL #LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE A DOLL AND HIS OUTFIT AS WELL #not to mention kang taehyun during tinnitus dance break EXCUSE ME SIR WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ?!! #THE BODY ROLL AND SHIRT LIFT #it’s shameful if I admitted how many times I’ve watched that… #beomgyu smut #sub!beomgyu #beomgyu hard hours