#i will Combust on the spot

[mo-mode]

We’ve all heard of mansplaining. Now get ready for: PJO book purist-splaining. It’s like mansplaining, but every time you even think about liking a change made in the show, they jump down your throat with “ACTUALLY in the books…” because the show is “doing it all wrong” and the change is “so out of character” and “doesn’t even make sense :/”

#I know I’m hitting a wasps nest like a piñata rn just let me go out with a bang #reason for this post: #I’m currently being jumped by the book purists in like half of my silly little headcanons #‘but in the books’ yeah i know i read them too #I’m convinced that if they don’t ‘correct’ you then they’ll spontaneously combust on the spot #blink twice if you need help #if you like the books so much then go read those instead of my blog thanks #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series

[chaosnatural]

the spnblr hunger games were last night 😀

#i am staying up idc fuck school i want to be with mutuals #i will Combust on the spot #i ​i miss frog tim jay charlie quin dean marlo shanti faith moogs worm goat tree jules conrad- literally everyone

[theredcapeofk]

I was working on my current fanfiction and because I decided to use a similar outfit and hairdo for Kara to this

I suddenly felt robbed because we never got to see Kara looking like this, and Lena looking like this

Entering Lena's office while kissing passionately, Lena's hands working on the buttons of Kara's shirt to open them as fast as possible. I just think it would have been a nice scene to watch is all I'm saying

#let's be real I would have combusted on the spot #supercorp #my thoughts

[nuclearanomaly]

“I can’t offer much in the way of entertainment”

> Are you sure about that?

#ffxiv #Estinien #Estinien Wyrmblood #Estinien Varlineau #6.4 #6.4 spoilers #when I tell you I lost me mind #I'M STILL REELING #Thank you stay at home Estinien #thank you dev team #good GODD #they took me out at the knees 2 cutscenes in #I thought we were gonna get him failing to eat the curry #I was NOT prepared for this #I was gonna add the Zero pov pan shot but the lighting was so different it didn't go well with the others #Nini is all :)c until Zero asks if they should all be disrobing then she is combusting on the spot #his lil pose when he gets up... cute 😭 #anyway I am like shocked I haven't seen gifs of this yet so I make my own food #edits: mine

[bakubunny]

*taps mic* ahem

tw: daddy kink n ddlg dynamics

begging dilf! katsuki to read you bedtime stories every night because you just like hearing the sound of his voice, it’s innocent…promise. you’re definitely not getting hot and bothered by it. and when his voice is all rough and tired, it definitely doesn’t take more willpower to keep from riding his thigh. you just like bedtime stories…and the best way to hear them is when he lays in bed with you. he won’t notice how fidgety you are, or how touchy you’re becoming, or how close you keep scooting, right?

would i act just a smidge bratty just to get scolded by dada?? no of course not.

this is unfair i - i left your inbox alone for once

i can hear it now

katsuki chuckles, and it rumbles in your ear, laid up against his chest. “quit yer squirmin’. ‘m tryin t’read to ya.”

“…sorry daddy,” you reply.

he kisses you on the head and continues to read. and you try, you really do try to stay still. but your fingertips curl a little tighter into his shirt as your palms get warm with every passing word. your thighs squeeze and rub together just enough for him to catch. so he stops.

“what is it, kiddo?” he asks, his voice low and jumbled in your stomach.

you do your best to ignore what’s now a subtle throb between your legs. “i’m cold.”

you’re not sure if he believes you, but he doesn’t question it.

“then snuggle up close, c’mon,” he says. katsuki draws you in closer and reaches across his body to pull one of your legs over his.

you swallow. if he didn’t know before, he does now. the damp heat radiating from your core is intense and unmistakable. still you stay silent. you don’t see his grin, but you can hear it.

“you comfy, princess?”

you nod.

“good. now where was i?…”

his voice is so warm as he picks up where he left off, and gosh does it make you feel the same way. katsuki’s hand wanders down your back as you hold one side of the book at his request. your hips buck involuntarily into his leg from the comfort of his touch and the aching need still growing in you.

“s-sorry,” you murmur.

his soft laugh fills your ear yet again. “such a needy girl tonight. i can feel it. keep goin’, little one. try n get to the end without beggin’ me to help.”

this is way more than i planned sorry

#st-stop using that name for him i- #im trying to exist in these hard times and #if that’s what he wants to be called i might just combust on the spot #im dizzy #my stomach is in knots #so fuzzy #byee 🌊🌊🌊 #ur always welcome starr but good grief this one got me more than i expected #u said scolding i said but but he’s so soft #tw daddy kink #tw age play #💖 #🧸 #bakugou katsuki #bakugo katuski #asks #tw dark content

[babiexiao]

cw : bleeding n period talk, oral, p-in-v, just my brainrot pretty much hhhhhahehdhsjdj anyways mdni please and thanks <3

sorry (not really) im just going insane over men who aren’t afraid to touch your pussy when you’re bleeding cough cough gojo satoru. he just wants to make you feel good, it doesn’t matter how, you know? you being all shy but needy when you’re on your period and he knows it. he’s helped you through it before :(( he’s soooo down to do it again because you’re a different kind of needy, wet and sloppy in more ways than one and soooo much more sensitive. gojo just really thrives off seeing you clutch onto him as he plays with your clit, enjoys how you’re all ‘pls don’t touch me down there it’s bloody and messy’ to ‘pls pls pls don’t stop i wanna cum’.

you’ve never him fuck you though, mostly out of shame and embarrassment. never let him use his mouth on you either. but this time, he’s determined. gojo loves to make you come undone on his tongue all the time, he’s addicted to the taste of you. he uses his pretty fingers on your clit and waits until you’re distracted.

your hips chase his fingertips as your high approaches it’s then when he trails soft kisses down your body, slowly, slowly, and before you even have the chance to realise what he’s doing and where he’s going, he’s wrapping his lips around your lil nub and humming into you. the taste is metallic and different but it’s just soooo you and he’s melting, getting comfy on the bed as he lets his tongue do the work and you’re lowkey pushing his head away but he just wraps his arms around your thighs and keeps you there. he’s so much stronger anyway, you can struggle all you want but he’s not going to budge. maybe he’ll even give your thighs a lil smack so you stop trying to push him off and he just spends his time down there before he makes you cum.

after he lets you come down from your high he just rubs his cock against your pussy :(( “you’ll let me fuck you, right? lemme make you feel good… pleaaase baby.” and he’s so sweet about it how could you say no? the second he’s in, he’s doing his best not to poke and prod your insides in a bad way so your cramps act up. but he’s just deep enough and fucks you just hard enough to have you clutching onto his biceps and gasping at how good it feels. can’t stop grunting cause you feel so damn good, so damn wet and tight too and when he stops to readjust himself a little, you get all self conscious because duh, you’re bleeding and now he’s covered in it. it’s embarrassing and shameful and you become hyper aware of the mess and the smell. “‘m sorry ‘toru..”

the sudden apology’s got him scrunching his eyebrows a little in confusion. “for what? why’re you apologising?” and when you mutter out a quick ‘for the mess and the smell’ gojo just scoffs. he grabs ahold of your thighs and wraps them around his waist with ease and pushes his cock in just a little bit deeper while going, “don’t fuckin’ care. just wanna make you feel good. you feel good, don’t you? ‘m making you feel good aren’t i?” and of course he is :(( he just places a kiss to the corner of your lips when you answer you feel good cause of him and he’s sooo proud and so smug and makes you cum on his cock and takes care of you afterdjajdjsjzhskkf okay im done that’s all im going crazy <33

#gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo smut #gojo satoru smut #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #tw periods #tw blood #ill be honest besties i wrote this with sanji but the brainrot is way too strong i had to change it to gojo to not combust on the spot #(did not work i still combusted on the spot because hhhhngfnhdh gojo 🤕)

[maggiecheungs]

bai “surprise motherfucker” lu reuniting with luo :) yunxi

TILL THE END OF THE MOON (2023) // LOVE IS SWEET (2020)

#till the end of the moon #love is sweet #bai lu #luo yunxi #cdramaedit #cdrama #cdramasource #asiandramasource #asiandramanet #chineseartistsinc #parallellis #ellisgifs #UGGGHHH THEY'RE SO GOOOOD #also if bai lu looked at me like that i would simply combust on the spot

[tired-twili]

Doodles bcs I think abt them every night and day

#i wanna marry all of them #if every single one of these characters was on screen at the same time id actualy combust #on the spot #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #ada wong #carlos oliveira #jill valentine #chris redfield #resident evil #re 4 #re3 remake #re3 jill #re3 carlos #re4 leon #re4 ada #re4 fanart #re fanart #resident evil fanart #leon fanart #chris redfield fanart #ada wong fanart #jill valentine fanart

[tragedykery]

wrote the first two paragraphs of priory with tolkien’s elvish script. it’s not perfect but I’d like to think I’m improving!

[ID: the first two paragraphs of the priory of the orange tree written with the tengwar. it reads:

The stranger came out of the sea like a water ghost, barefoot and wearing the scars of his journey. He walked as if drunk through the haze of mist that clung like spidersilk to Seiiki.

The stories of old said water ghosts were doomed to live in silence. That their tongues had shrivelled, along with their skin, and that all that dressed their bones was seaweed. That they would lurk in the shallows, waiting to drag the unwary to the heart of the Abyss.

the ink is black, except for the last word (abyss), which is red. /end ID]

#this took. a while #the priory of the orange tree #tpotot #lotr #lotrposting #<- it counts #elli rambles #r #roc #roots of chaos #trying very hard not to think about possible priory/lotr crossovers bc I think if I do I will combust on the spot #normal about books I like. btw #tengwar #edit: noticed a pretty egregious mistake noooo 😭😭😭 #a #tolkien

[briankang]

two cuties doing the cutest dance? it's more likely than you think!

#young k #wonpil #day6 #day6 even of day #day6 eod #kang younghyun #brian kang #kim wonpil #youngpil #~ #jypartists #dreamytag #userlau #kiwitracks #vilmatrack #userzaynab #majatual #thestephtag #kbandsnet #dailybg #malegroupnet #ultkpopnetwork #ksoloists #kpopedit #kpopco #kpopccc #they're so cute. i'm going to combust on the spot i love them so much #omg i need to nap. this is the third time ive posted on the wrong blog. KLSJDGLKSDJKLGSKLD

[vse-kar-vem]

together in every universe. or something

#bojan cvjetićanin #kris guštin #joker out #im neglecting schoolwork to draw this but that seems like the norm at this point #hoping if i get it all out of my system now i'll be normal during exam szn (in like. a week 😨) #<<sorry if i keep talking about school btw (semi age reveal ahead) gcses are fucking killing me uuaghhgshhahhhaj #i actually quite like this since i started drawing on a whim this afternoon and its only ten now #i dont even mind the lineart (DONT LOOK AT BOJANS HAND OR ILL JUMP OUT A WINDOW) #only a one storey one tho 💗💗💗 can't die without seeing bokris irl <<pipe dream as im too embarrassed to go to a concert #NO because bumping into jo in london would be my worst fucking nightmare 😭😭😭 #what do i even fucking say 'hey are you jan from jo--' NO id combust on the spot #and what if im bothering them uknow 😭😭 idk but i used to live in an asian city where none of my idols from the west would ever visit #(except safiya love you safiya) so keeping the real life person and fictiinalized versions apart in my brain and/or at arms length was easy #but now that i live in the uk and the chances of seeing them irl are non-zero? and presented with the chance to #actively seek them out and you know go to a concert #im just too scared and awkward to do it #maybe i'll bully my friend into going with me #i feel safer revealing age more in the fucking depths of these tags but another thing that makes me feel awkward about going is age #like ik lots of jo fans are younger than me and there's no shame at all in bringing your parents i just feel so embarrassed?? to??? #like i'd rather go with my friends #but that would require at least us riding the train alone and i am a small east asian girl who never looks up from the floor ever #sooooo #not happening any time soon #maybe next yr?? but probably not #unless i suddenly get a lot more independant and cool #i doubt anyone's read this much of my tags but if you have 😭😭 hope you like the art i guess #at the time of me writing i want to draw more but i'll see #(you will know since it will have been posted) #a tag previously used to say 'queueing to post at school' this is false as i am now in fact nauseous at home #my art

[bidrums]

BEN GALPIN’S VOICE SOFTENING AS HE IMAGINES MINA SCOLDING HIM BECAUSE HE’S A BIG BOY SOLICITOR NOW HAS MELTED MY HEART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

#re: dracula #re dracula #jonathan harker #ben galpin #if this is how i react to #my good friend jonathan harker #i can only imagine how i'll react to my actual favorite character renfield #probably by combusting on the spot

[ronanceisintheair]

Can you imagine Robin and Nancy kissing and Robin holding Nancy's face and Nancy getting on her toes to press their foreheads together?

Hahahaa yea neither can i....

#i would combust on the spot. truly take out everyone within a 100 mile radius #ronance #robin x nancy #nancy x robin #nancy wheeler #robin buckley

[bakubunny]

you make some stupid joke about him being a sly fox, not thinking much of it. without missing a beat, a smirk grows on his face as he closes in on you, getting uncomfortably close. “does that make you a dumb bunny?”

geto, itadori, aizawa, kirishima, bakugo, sero, shinso, midoriya, takami, chisaki

#that line has always stuck with me from that movie #this is abt geto and i should not have shared with the class #if he were to call me a dumb bunny in any context for any reason i’d combust on the spot #this one’s too specific why am i posting this #shut up bunny #jjk #bnha #jjk x reader #jjk hcs #bnha x reader #bnha hcs #bakubunny

[carlyraejepsans]

thinking about the implicit moment "a long time ago" when sans finally gave up on trying to go home and clawing at the walls of my room like a caged animal

#i want to draw more goddamit MORE. #*combusts on the spot like dry leaves in mid july* #undertale #sans #otherworld theory

[toomanywordsnllines]

Soap: Ouch! I bit my tounge :(

Soap, looking directly at Ghost: Can you kiss it better~

#ghost combusts on the spot btw #i was there #cod #call of duty #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty soap #call of duty ghost #john soap mctavish #simon ghost riley #ghost/soap #ghostsoap #soap/ghost #soapghost